we all know that peter turbo is drinking pepsi out of spite

@Peter_Turbo4

Ай бұрын

I actually prefer Root Beer. But Yes.

@bozo6049

Ай бұрын

*Sprite

@TheBloggingJedi

Ай бұрын

@@Peter_Turbo4 oh perty u silly goose,

@theone-tg4ey

26 күн бұрын

this

As an Iron warrior I agree no one hates perturabo more than us.

@Jacobp-li9fi

Ай бұрын

Hatred is for the weak

@NameName2.0

Ай бұрын

I think Peter Turbo probably hates himself, and the Iron Warriors more than they hate him

@Jacobp-li9fi

Ай бұрын

@@NameName2.0 true

@jamesgilman5438

29 күн бұрын

Don’t speak ill of the GOATarabo, lest ya wish to be the weakest link on this iron chain!

@Jacobp-li9fi

29 күн бұрын

@jamesgilman5438 Iron does not bend it breaks and the legion and primarch broke

It’s funny because in the Dorn Primarch novel the entire point of the book is showing that Dorn was chosen as Praetorian because he’s the only Primarch who will follow orders to the letter and without hesitation. Everyone else will interpret things or stray in some way except him. He’s unflinchingly loyal.

@macewindu3492

29 күн бұрын

He's autistic

@migarsormrapophis2755

15 күн бұрын

No, I'm pretty sure it was because he builds everything in gold, and the Emperor vibes with that.

I am fortifying this comment section

@theone-tg4ey

26 күн бұрын

Based

@tylerian4648

20 күн бұрын

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

@ArachD206

19 күн бұрын

The best offense is a good defense.

@joshuaniven

14 күн бұрын

@@ArachD206 That's not even how it goes!

@ArcaneMaiden

6 сағат бұрын

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

The worst part is he’s being 100% truthful. He’s not lying, and that’s even worse

10,000 years of service, and dad still won't let me have a Pepsi...

@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando

28 күн бұрын

The Emperor himself made sure pepsi would never be drank by his loyal servants, unfortunately *loyal* servants

GW: rogal dorn does not have mutton chops and a moustache! Fans: draws mustache on rogal regardless

Damn, Dorn is fucking ice spice errr. i mean ice fucking cold, yeah... That.

The lack of a rebuttal hurt, it was too real. 3rd Edition Black Templar player, Dorn 4 lyfe. But Peter Turbo has my sympathies. I just... sorry for your loss.

Daaaaaaaaamn Rogal. Way to bring the hammer down. I love these two goobers so much! ❤

Peter Turbo didn’t have to be done like that

Purty - nice to meet you my sons I think you will find my leadership style is a little on the harsh side of strict, but on the plus side for 10% of you that isn't going to be a problem for long.

IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT

I BELIEVE IN IRON WARRIORS SUPREMACY

This is the funniest thing I have ever watched on this site

Damn

If only Dorn and Perturabo got along. For Dorn ✊

as an iron warrior fan, pepsi is indeed better than coke lol

Perturabo's new tantrum was not long in coming. This time it would be especially sadenly

PERTY JUS LIKE ME FRRR

Magnus and Perty were tight

@conan2096

28 күн бұрын

and then his dad asked him to build the best audience chamber he could...HIS DAD ASKED HIM TO BUILD SOMETHING!!! then his dad used it to humiliate and censure his best friend. angron figured it out pretty early, but this is when perturabo realised the emperor is a cunt lol.

Am I allowed to love both legions?

@Stannyboyyyyyy

29 күн бұрын

Yea

@rogerarmy8659

16 күн бұрын

No

Dorn was pushed too far

@BIGBOSS-bu1jt

Ай бұрын

his usual calm was compromised he was something beyond furious

Everybody hates on perty, but everybody crawl to him when shits need to be done. He caried the siege of Terra for a reason.

A man so bitter coffee bean run for light

Thats Why I like Yellow Dorn

Imperial Fists Fans: Your Primarch is a man child! Iron Warriors Fans: Your Primarch is f**king dead!

@tellurius4951

29 күн бұрын

Fists: at least he loved us

@triples2745

28 күн бұрын

@@tellurius4951 Iron Warriors: No wonder you Fists are so weak, he coddles you so much!

@tellurius4951

28 күн бұрын

@triples2745 Fists: hey, iron lоsеr, your primarch is so fаt he makes Nurgle look like a supermodel

@triples2745

27 күн бұрын

Iron Warriors: Hey Simperial Fists, I can’t understand a word you’re saying over the sounds of you dying in the Iron Cage and Hydra Cordatus!

@aerfwefd7334

20 күн бұрын

@@tellurius4951 DIstant *OOoooooooooooooh*

Completely deserved ngl.

meet the primarchs instead of meet the grahams

Iron Within Iron Without

Lore accurate

Hug? Is that a new stc?

Magic Pain Glove

Wow, Rogal. Way to bring down the hammer.

Pepsi ... Of course he has trash tastes

Iron Cage

@aeronlangheim3462

Ай бұрын

Tallarn.

@ZookedLabz

29 күн бұрын

@@aeronlangheim3462 Hydra Cordatus

@ThePaeppa

29 күн бұрын

Hydra Cordatus - Less than a hundred Imperial Fists stalled your bum legion for 3 months. You're that useless Everything relating to Fulgrim - The Iron Lobotomites helped turn a sexual predator into a super sexual predator(They were manipulated like the under-developed children they are) Tallarn - Tallarn wasn't even a regiment at the time. They were barely a PDF. You still managed to lose to them and their elf friends. Actually pathetic Battle of Phall - Alexis Pulux beats the shit out of the entire IW legion in void combat, only sparing Peter Turbo's life because Daddy Dorn called him back to Terra(The Phalanx was sadly not present for this battle. If it was, I don't doubt Peter Turbo would be dead already) Siege of Terra - Perturabo squanders the resources of almost ten entire traitor legions, a super weapon from DAOT, all the forces of literal hell and the entire military industrial complex of Mars against three legions with next to no war machines. Keeps losing time and time again with his only victories being so costly and slow that they may as well not be victories. In the end fails so bad that Horus has to make a power play and attempt to bait the Emperor into a death trap. Runs away when he realizes all that time Lorgar(The true heretic MVP for bogging down all the loyalist reinforcements so long) bought him has been wasted Iron Cage - Rogal Dorn purposefully leads a suicide attempt against Perturabo. Perturabo can't even kill Dorn when Dorn is trying to kill himself. Guilliman makes him run away when he comes to save Dorn(Dorn is someone people love enough to want to save him, unlike Pedro Turd) Your entire legions coolest character - Barnabas Dantioch - is only cool because he's an Imperial Fist in disguise among IW mouthbreathers

@manwithgun9768

23 күн бұрын

​@@ZookedLabzbattle of phal

@manwithgun9768

23 күн бұрын

..or phall idk

My iron lord would not drink pepsi hesmuch superior and would drink Dr pepper