“I told my son, ‘You know someday you’ll have kids of your own.,” He said, ‘So will you.’” This man was a genius.

@jdwhippersnapper7071

3 жыл бұрын

lol, that's a great one

@njrebel6320

3 жыл бұрын

AHHHH too funny never heard that 1. Rodney STILL is the man !

@Price70

3 жыл бұрын

Genuine genius unlike so many they claim are

@tren35

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Rodney joke.

@FlyingJournalism

3 жыл бұрын

Ha.. that son was Donald trump.. best president of the U.S.

Raise your hand if you really, really miss Rodney Dangerfield. Even after all these years. His memory is indeed a blessing.

@noobforlife91

Жыл бұрын

I raised my hand, nothing happened. and it didnt show in the comments I think you mean, thumbs up.

@hogwash3337

Жыл бұрын

Meh

@warrenspeaks

Жыл бұрын

Him and Don.

@tombeyer375

Жыл бұрын

Raised my hand, but just saw my thumb. That's what I get for puttin' my hand in my pocket l:)

@trishmewborn5342

Жыл бұрын

👍👌👋

The output this guy had was insane. He told 5 netflix specials worth of jokes in 4 minutes.

@Queens11372

Жыл бұрын

👍👍

@Smeffort

Жыл бұрын

“Netflix Special” is like the one brand at a store that looks expensive and even has a funny name but is like literally the lowest quality thing you could ever buy. I dunno this made more sense in my head I probably sound goofy.

@bradh5629

Жыл бұрын

He has so much material perfectly memorized he doesn't even need to wait for applause to fill time

@dianamoore6006

11 ай бұрын

Such a funny guy!!! Miss him so much!!!!!

@tjmarx

10 ай бұрын

​@@SmeffortLike apple products

This guy is a rapid fire stand up comedian. He got great timing and quick mind, he slows down so that his audience could catch up. No one even comes close. He’s the best!

@Alexandros.Mograine

Жыл бұрын

and the accent fits so well too! like a new york or boston accent, not sure not american.

Poor Rodney, he went everywhere he could to air his grievances and no matter where he went people just laughed at him...

@Tee1312Jay

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jeffbradley7755

3 жыл бұрын

HA and that is exactly what happened lol

@flamingstallion

3 жыл бұрын

He don’t get no respect, no respect at all

@therealbronxbull8541

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eudaimaniac44 Liam Neeson doesn't have AIDS tw@t waffle!

@Dmolina3715

3 жыл бұрын

Hey if this stuff is too good for you people. I got some crap.

When I was young we were so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield.

@TheRmjr

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!

@norman-gregory

4 жыл бұрын

Classic...a gem. Onya Rocket Rodney.

@spudnikca8959

4 жыл бұрын

I've never heard Rodney say that. But...Damn! I wish I had. LMAO.

@ridgerunner5772

4 жыл бұрын

@Corno di Bassetto, back in the day, girls wore dresses...... The bicycle was not so much a leisure activity, it was a means of transportation for kids and adults...

@blasianluvschocolate397

4 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂

My favorite Rodney joke - "When I was in high school, my acne was so bad that once I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up a blind man was reading my face."

@TrevorMoses312

Жыл бұрын

, 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@rodneymiddleton1044

11 ай бұрын

bwahahahahahahahahahahaa

@louisb5563

10 ай бұрын

😁😃😄😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@stedye

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂Damn that is some serious cystic acne 😮

@genewortell-do7nn

7 ай бұрын

Great talent!!!,a comic genius!!!!!!;;;.......

40 years later still hilarious and not one curse word, a legend 👍🏽

@yabo2424

Жыл бұрын

I agree !

@rosemariemello6675

Жыл бұрын

❤

@KeyoLuna4413

Жыл бұрын

It's one of the reasons why I like Brian Regan he doesn't cuss either

@foobarmaximus3506

Жыл бұрын

I saw him in person several times - and he cussed like a sailor. Funniest routines that I have ever seen - and full of curse words. You have no idea what you're talking about.

@connorissexy4209

Жыл бұрын

The only reason he isn’t cursing is due to the decorum expected at an event like this.

"My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies got together in the back yard and fixed the screen door."

@gregoryadkins2213

4 жыл бұрын

Reed Allyn Kind of a take on the(W.C. Fields)Line about flies,in the Diner Sketch.

@grantv2313

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@blasianluvschocolate397

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@bobs.381

4 жыл бұрын

My wife's cooking is so bad, I leave dental floss in the kitchen & the roaches hang themselves!

@blasianluvschocolate397

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobs.381 😁😂😂 That's a good one

What was so great about Rodney was he did not personally humiliate anyone as part of his comedy. He made more fun of himself.

@dansmith6990

2 жыл бұрын

Ralphie May was another comedian that used mostly self-deprecating humor too

@Meme-zc4cw

2 жыл бұрын

Word!!!!!!

@MrRichallen1984

2 жыл бұрын

The funniest kind of humor is when you make fun of yourself. Making fun of others it’s so cheesy and not original.

@warrenjehosephat231

2 жыл бұрын

He was the anti-Don Rickles.

@pauldog

2 жыл бұрын

And the concept of his wife

Rodney made everyone's life better with his humor. Thank you Rodney.

An amazing talent. Notice that none of his jokes are vulgar or in bad taste. He is missed.

@foobarmaximus3506

Жыл бұрын

You should have seen him do his stuff live. LOL He swore like a sailor.

@Scoozi.Art.Hawaii

Жыл бұрын

He just didn’t curse cuz the president was there it’s more formal and a big honor. He normally swears and says some decently vulgar stuff, still amazing as you said.

@genevieveharris1120

9 ай бұрын

Yes he is. I loved him in the movie easy money!! That's my movie. I had to get that on DVD. Watch it all the time.

40 yrs. old and these jokes are still funny, Rodney had best delivery

@kevinscott3315

2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing out loud. His jokes never get old, just funnier.

@wandaarnt234

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@yabo2424

Жыл бұрын

Im 51 its timeless !

@Falcon-um7vo

Жыл бұрын

@@yabo2424 I think he was referring to the video being 40 years old 😉 - but same principle.

@Praise___YaH

Жыл бұрын

Guys, HERE is Our Savior HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH” YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

"I'm so ugly, when I was a kid my parents took me everywhere just so they wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye"

@joestolzenberger1890

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking great

@morehn

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious

@ROGER2095

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so ugly when the dog humps my leg he closes his eyes.

@jimmason1072

4 жыл бұрын

Here I thought...." he was so ugly they had to tie a bone around his neck just to get the dog to play with him...."😉..... God how the times have changed....

@bbigjohnson069

3 жыл бұрын

'When I was 6 years old I went to see the psychiatrist. He made me lie face down on the couch.'

" You know the trouble with me, I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good." This line kills me everytime. Love and Miss Rodney. May he rest in peace.

@defshepard

Жыл бұрын

Love that line. He was great, one of a kind. God Bless him.

"story of my life, I do t get no respect" as he gazes across to the crowd, realizing the irony of just how much respect he had. What a giant.

"My girlfriend said 'Come on over, there's nobody home', so I went over and there was nobody home!"

@killerseddie8295

5 жыл бұрын

Still makes me laugh. Every. Single. Time.

@Adam-bq2vw

5 жыл бұрын

He also said that his wife liked to talk after sex. He said she called him from the hotel room and just started talking.

@Semper_fi_777

5 жыл бұрын

"I told the doctor, I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of Penicillin" "My wife and I. We were happy for 20 years. Then we met". Classic. Rodney is a legend. RIP

@mrHoppedupford

5 жыл бұрын

I came home early from work one day and there was a guy jogging down the street naked. I asked him why are you jogging naked? He said because you came home early.

@Adam-bq2vw

5 жыл бұрын

Scobey scobe Nice.

I met the Surgeon General. He offered me a cigarette. God I miss you Rodney.

@jalsr.speak2379

5 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@mrs.featherbottom5901

5 жыл бұрын

Can you explain that joke to me? It got such a huge reaction.

@ServingChrist

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrs.featherbottom5901 There is a surgeon's general warning on every box of cigarettes that warns of the risk of using cigarettes. By the Surgeon General offering Rodney a cigarette meant that he didn't care about Rodney's health. Basically just another joke about Rodney not getting any respect.

@Violentsockz

5 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but during the Reagan administration is when the warnings and public service announcements about tobacco use became prevalent.

@mxplk

5 жыл бұрын

President Reagan cracked up over that joke.

How impeccably crafted was that set? Watch it again. It was like a sculpture or painting in the Louvre. The Pauses for laughs, the timing of the jokes, use of signature line, trademark hankie wipe, and closing…. That was a piece of art.

Gone but never forgotten, and he always had my respect.

"I'm so ugly my father used to carry a picture of the kids that came with the wallet."

@drasticwillb

4 жыл бұрын

"Yea I'm ugly. I know I'm ugly. The only reason I get sex is because of who I am, a rapist." Couldn't get away with that one these days.

@santacollins326

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@timippolito1182

3 жыл бұрын

@@drasticwillb I know I'm ugly. Last week I picked up a hooker. She had to get drunk first.

@peterwhite507

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so ugly, my mother breast fed me through a straw"

@will5107

3 жыл бұрын

An ugly guy met an ugly girl and today have two VERY ugly children...(Rodney on the Carson show.)

The master of self-depreciating humor. I miss him.

@blockededited8280

4 жыл бұрын

And self-deprecating humor!

@morehn

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of Jewish humor is like that actually. That's one of its characteristics.

@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853

3 жыл бұрын

@@morehn Rodney's accent checks out

@morehn

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 Borscht Belt/regular New York accent. The European Jewish accent pronounces w's as v's.

@seanohare5488

2 жыл бұрын

I totally agree

A perfect storm of talent, delivery, and self-deprecation. I miss comedians like him.

@gregp5257

11 ай бұрын

Perfect summary…

Rodney Dangerfield joke that made me laugh so many times and still does when I tell it in a gathering: "My wife is such a bad cook even the flies chipped in to fix the screen door"....He was a lethal combinations of imagination, wit, and timing.

@grahamadams8275

2 жыл бұрын

The eyes didn't hurt either.

One thing I've always loved about Rodney is he can do his routine, make everyone laugh till there sides ache and not use one bit of profanity what so ever.

@NoodlePastie

5 жыл бұрын

Still lewd themes. Words are just words. Definitely loved this set.

@QUINT34577

5 жыл бұрын

Someone will always mention the profanity

@NoodlePastie

5 жыл бұрын

@@QUINT34577 yes they will

@thelolmaster1997

5 жыл бұрын

Ahh but you forget that if he tried this nowadays he'd be a racist for the Cuban jokes and a sexist for joking about his wife.. It's not comedy that's dead it's free speech.

@williamreaves3322

5 жыл бұрын

I dated a girl who was so fat that when she got on the scale, the scale said, "HEY, ONE AT A TIME!"

One of my early jobs i was a waiter... and Rodney came in with a few people. He was laughing really loud and cracking jokes at his table, almost just like the Caddy Shack scene. The owner didn't like it and told me to tell him to keep it down. I was very young and a fan of Rodney. So i told him, "Mr. Dangerfield, please understand that this isn't how i feel, but my boss is telling me to ask you to keep it down." He handed me a $100 bill and said "Thanks. You're a good kid. I respect you for doing your job. Now do ME a favor. Go tell your boss to grow a set of balls and come tell me himself." Then really loud he said towards the kitchen, "Are you KIDDIN me? I'll BUY this popcorn stand and BURN IT TO THE GROUND." Then went right back to telling jokes and laughing. He was so great and the life of the restaurant. He, also, gave me 100% tip on the bill. I tried to tell him he didn't have to do that and he said "What... Now YOU'RE gonna tell me what to do??" Then he laughed and put his arm around me. Telling me again that i was a good kid and to savor my youth (Which i totally understand, now, what he meant). Just wanted to share my memory of what a great night that was. Edit: Due to a comment made, i feel the need to add that Rodney was not a bother to anyone else in the restaurant. All the other people there, that night, were also laughing or blown away that it was Rodney. The owner just didn't like him at all. Like he was looking for a reason to have an issue with him. He was even more pissed that Rodney spoke up, back at him.

@antoniapaulinadelgado1680

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, what a great memory! 👍😄

@demspunkdamerica3rdbananar207

3 жыл бұрын

Loud is never nice.

@antoniapaulinadelgado1680

3 жыл бұрын

@@demspunkdamerica3rdbananar207 Unless it's Rodney Dangerfield!

@Jcicifnfnhch

3 жыл бұрын

That is awesome.

@mikes3827

3 жыл бұрын

@Venger GREAT Rodney story. What I came to realize about Rodney is despite him being a comedy legend, he always stood up for the little guy (not literally little, but regular guys), and it appears he did just that by his response to you...AND he gave you a $100 tip!

If you don't laugh at his jokes, you're dead. Greatest standup comic of all time. And no four letter words. Left us too soon. We all need laughter in our lives. Best medicine. God bless you Rodney.

@richarddonaldson3866

4 ай бұрын

You never saw him in Las Vegas. Plenty of foul tasteful jokes.

Loved Rodney. He was perfection.

" went to the doctor, he said I had six months to live. Couldn't pay the bill, he gave me another six months. " R.D.

@bill2953

3 жыл бұрын

It's Henny Youngman but still a good one.

@jbjoeychic

3 жыл бұрын

@@bill2953 Yeah it was immortalized in the movie Goodfellas.

@jbjoeychic

3 жыл бұрын

"My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere she's never been before." I said "try the kitchen." H. Youngman

@raygunn1083

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, H. Youngman.

@urgdaddy

3 жыл бұрын

We need comedy to get through this guys.

nobody can tell 200 jokes in 3 minutes, but Rodney.

@garysmith8786

5 жыл бұрын

Um don rickles

@jasoncorr4619

5 жыл бұрын

Tim Vine?

@guyb6665

5 жыл бұрын

@omar suarez no respect at all

@TryPuttingItInRice

5 жыл бұрын

@omar suarez and yet they kill every time. quit hating.

@suzzannstefanski6810

5 жыл бұрын

Q

Regan and Bush laughing is priceless…. RIP Mr. President 🙏🏻 🇺🇸

@Egalitarian917

6 ай бұрын

Worst president in modern history but alright

@burnerlife

6 ай бұрын

Reagan had such an infectious laugh. You can tell it was totally sincere and heartfelt

@Dr.ScatKohlenblo-nj2cv

22 күн бұрын

I doubt Bush got one joke.

I could listen to same old clips of Rodney a hundred times and still crack up each time! Rodney was a classic comical genius!

"A guy made a pass at my wife. I said 'Hey, buddy. Who told you you could fool around with my Wife? He said, everybody'".

"I went up to a bartender and told him 'surprise me'. He showed me a naked picture of my Wife".

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

Told the bartender to surprise me..he gave me a glass of water!! Damn near killed me!!!

@ChristmasCrustacean1

4 жыл бұрын

I went up to a bartender and asked for a double, he brought out a guy who looked like me

@bill2953

3 жыл бұрын

"I live in a rough neighborhood. I asked the cop how long it takes to get to the bus. He said I don't know so far no one's made it."

Happy to have spent a half century with his comedy...I saw him fade away then come back stronger than ever...

One thing about Rodney. No swearing and not putting anyone down except his imaginary wife and always himself. Great stand up comic, so funny.

@shawnjohnson9763

Жыл бұрын

He swore all the time in his live performances.

@ThatColin

6 ай бұрын

Why does it matter if he swears

Still one of the best comedians of all time. May he rest in peace.

@edwinhuber3642

2 жыл бұрын

their goes the neighborhood ! ( on his tombstone)

@HypePerformanceGroup

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not dead

@zokitchvlog

Жыл бұрын

Legend never dies ❤

“I get no respect at all.” *Room erupts with applause* Love him and miss him.

Proves, you don't have to use profanity to be funny as a #1 stand-up comedian. Thank You RODNEY👍

Long live Rodney Dangerfield, in our minds and in our belly laughing with his comedic genius.

He was a genius. People who make other people laugh by cracking jokes on themselves are the best kind of comedians.

@internetwonderbuilder4741

5 жыл бұрын

Best kind of people too

@charleshutton284

5 жыл бұрын

It has always been known as an Irish trait, self- deprecating humor. Can you imagine an Irish Rodney D.? His name was Hal Roach. Hysterical!!!

@Ginx-pe4si

5 жыл бұрын

It's called deep seeded pain. He used it to his advantage. But they are the best

@hihu7200

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ginx-pe4si Perhaps. It could also be British style humor where you make fun of yourself to show that you are not arrogant.

You'll notice he used no profanity and made no political jokes, yet Reagan was in tears. That is skill. That is class.

@Mxyzptlksac

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Ana oh? You never saw his nightclub act.

@bignoseharry6561

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mxyzptlksac Uhmn, let's see now, NIGHTCLUB ACT VS TELEVISION, ...with an innocent, mixed with children, audience. ...how it should have always stayed ! Night Club: That was for ADULTS, You idiot. THAT IS the Idea...People are so damned braindead today. Because of sick stupid people just like you.

@MikeVoss

4 жыл бұрын

It's because he had to. And at the end there is a political joke.

@charlesappalachia8252

4 жыл бұрын

@@bignoseharry6561 snowflake alert. Call the PC police.

@bignoseharry6561

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlesappalachia8252 I would figure assholes would chime in. You think a Marine is a snowflake go tell any of them that. You spineless bitch. I am a patched, club member as well.

I miss Rodney very much since he passed away.

The Randolph Scott line gets me good every time.

Imagine being anyone that had to follow his set.

@Smudgeroon74

3 жыл бұрын

Damn straight. Joketelling of the highest quality...

@brandonk8948

3 жыл бұрын

enters Don Rickles...

@Reofenja

3 жыл бұрын

You'd have to be a storytelling comedian to follow that up.

@traceycid2942

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reofenja b

@fredfreddy1502

3 жыл бұрын

I would exit through the back

"My mother never breastfead me, she told me she liked me as a friend" Man he was brutal.

@TayR0C

3 жыл бұрын

"No respect at all. When I was a baby, I was breast fed by my father"

@finstereric1695

3 жыл бұрын

"I went into a bar and the bartender asked me what I will I have. I told him to surprise me. He showed me a naked picture of my wife.". Also Rodney

@ubiased23

3 жыл бұрын

@@finstereric1695 ahahahaaa that is funny!

@finstereric1695

3 жыл бұрын

@@ubiased23 my wife's cooking is so bad, if leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

@TayR0C

3 жыл бұрын

@@ubiased23 I asked my doctor, why every morning I look in the mirror and I want to throw up, he said I dunno, but your eyesight is perfect.

The reaction Rodney gets at 3:12 had to be a great feeling for him. To have such a 'high society' crowd, including the President, give a massive ovation to Rodney's chief line must've validated that his act was universally enjoyed. Arguably the greatest act of all time!

Rodney Dangerfield was one of the greats. Such an amazing talent.

The man with no respect who got all the respect

I was 16 in 81 and the 80s where absolutely amazing. The best time of my life.

@nitrokyosho

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@acousticshadow4032

Жыл бұрын

Only one who missed the 1960s & early 1970s could think the 1980s were great. The music flat-out sucked in the 1980s, as did Big Hair & Spandex. Meanwhile, the 60s had MoTown and real Rock n' Roll that lasted until that GD Disco cancer showed up in the mid-70s.

@steveorules3972

Жыл бұрын

@@acousticshadow4032 Another person who doesn't feel anyone has an opinion. Considering my first album's where deep purple, Aerosmith, zeppelin, grand funk railroad, Bowie I enjoyed the energy of the 80s metal bands, the energy of that decade was amazing to me.

@shivasirons6159

Жыл бұрын

Steve O i was 21 on an aircraft carrier in the north Arabian sea building bombs.

@steveorules3972

Жыл бұрын

@@shivasirons6159 That must of been an interesting times for you with lots of stories to tell✌️

64 years old and I still miss this guy! Wish you were still with us Rodney 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏.

I would do anything to go back in time and see Rodney Dangerfield live

Finally, KZread algorithm throws me something I'm happy to spend 8 minutes watching, that I'll never get back. 8 minutes of happiness. Thanks Rodney.

@heatherdequetteville9184

2 жыл бұрын

Plain and simple? Nothing simple about it. If you believe god is the only answer to our dilemma, then ask yourself this. What does he want us to do now? There are people all over the world who have not turned their back on god, struggling to help themselves and their families. They are running out of hope. Are you criticizing people for their despair. There are agnostics and atheists aplenty, calling out for help, for the first time. Plain?

@Roger_Cope

2 жыл бұрын

Great thing is that you can hit replay and relive the 8 minutes over n over.

@galenhaugh3158

2 жыл бұрын

@@boxychubbo6922 ...it's 8 minutes on my screen; maybe I'm just slow at getting his jokes!

@videosrus8631

2 жыл бұрын

Dang! What happened to the other 4 minutes? This video is only 4:05 long. Of course, silly me, I'll play it twice.

“The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.”

@Sldejo

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Chaosgreg5

4 жыл бұрын

loved that movie

What a brilliant comedian! He was phenomenal.

Back in the late 80s, I was on a move job from Boston to NYC. I was in the truck with two buddies and during the ride down, I cracked lots of Rodney jokes. Once we get into Manhattan, we're looking at the map trying to figure out where to go. I see a guy on the corner in shorts, loafers, no socks, and a Hawaiian shirt. We have the truck windows down because it's summer, and I yell, "Hey look! It's Rodney!" just kidding around. The guy hears me, turns, and waves and it's HIM!! The guy driving the truck almost crashed. We should have stopped right THERE, but like a bunch of dummies, we didn't. Talked about it all the way back to MA. Great memory!

Rodney Dangerfield is the kind of comedian that even children can enjoy.

@ignorecorporatenews

5 жыл бұрын

yes, but, he did a lot of a sexual / adult humor as well

@jerrylisby5376

5 жыл бұрын

ignorecorporatenews unfortunately

@MrWolfSnack

5 жыл бұрын

Hence why people thought "Rover Dangerfield" was a great idea.

@youtoo2233

5 жыл бұрын

@fred kramer yeah I heard about that, that it sent him into a life long bout of depression and he quickly gets depressed unless he's making people laugh. I noticed in some interviews if he wasn't telling a joke and the moment got serious for even a few seconds he would have that look like he was about to have a little Panic or something, he got very uneasy

@cpt.flippybirds9015

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Cioffi oh yeah! my kids love him..

Saw him YEARS ago, he told jokes so freaking fast that you’d be laughing so loud and so hard that you missed his next joke and then you just started ROARING again. I even got to ask him a question because after the show was over, he was having such a good time that he said, “I got no where to go, if you got a question ask it”;) he must have take 20+ minutes of questions. Funny, funny guy. Loved everything he did.

@2nite782

2 жыл бұрын

His crowd control is like no other

@RichV20

Жыл бұрын

When you become a master of your craft, riffing with the crowd after is like slam dunking for Rodney.

@genevieveharris1120

9 ай бұрын

Wow you got to meet the great legendary Rodney Dangerfield

@DrGargani

4 ай бұрын

when he would field questions from the audience, he would immediately come up with material without a slip up.....

@Brave_Sir_Robin

2 ай бұрын

Do you remember what you asked?

You are literally witnessing someone who was born to do this. Classic humor that you will never find today. Did the whole skit without saying one foul word.

The pace in this bit is insane. Respect Rodney. One of the best to ever do it.

Ronald Reagan and Tip O'Neill would battle all day and then get together for drinks and tell jokes later. It was a different time.

@patwhite8106

4 жыл бұрын

@E W please explain how they fucked the American people

@derekwilson6407

4 жыл бұрын

@@patwhite8106 "Please don't feed the ducks" Translation; please don't encourage e w!!!

@SuperJoshuaAguilar

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Napier Massive deregulations. Defunding mental health programs. Reagan is one of the worst presidents we’ve ever had.

@patwhite8106

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperJoshuaAguilar huh? Those deregulations boosted our economy just like trump has done now. I'll give you the mental health funding. I question the ethics of locking someone away as part of their treatment but more funding is needed so people can get care if they want it.

@hoozerob

4 жыл бұрын

No! The politicians today still do that. They battle all day, as you said, and then get together for drinks and tell jokes later. They all work for the same official league, as it were. They merely play on different teams. ;)

"I got in a cab one night and told the driver to take me somewhere I could get some action. He took me to my house".

Roger Dangerfield was a DANGER of making taking the oxygen out your body from laughing at his masterful jokes. Dude is the king of standups

Mr. Dangerfield was always special. His delivery was always fanstastic.

"I came home one night and there was a guy outside jogging with no clothes on. I said 'what are you doing?' he said "you came home early'".

@DaciaProject

4 жыл бұрын

Stuart Otis Asinine.

@8ofwands300

4 жыл бұрын

@ Stuart -- 😂😂😂😂

@rogerd777

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that Rodney line

@SoCal780

3 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious!

@SoCal780

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaciaProject really? His comment got 259 likes!

Saw Rodney at the Arizona State Fair in the early 80's, and remember this joke. "The wife greets me at the door, she was wearing lingerie. She was coming HOME!"

A true class act that will never be duplicated!

I miss you Rodney… no one could ever make me laugh as hard ! At times when I saw you live , I laughed so hard it was tough to get a breath !

Those were the good old days. Anybody else miss those days?

@hillbillymods2866

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. The 80's was an awesome time. Completely opposite vibe today.

@Bye-kd8xo

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah those were the days. Comedians made us laugh, journalists actually reported, and politicians were not vitriolic demagogs.

@edwardp8927

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bye-kd8xo same today as was yesterday. Only differences are the suits and the haircuts

@EscanV

3 жыл бұрын

Not really... We had a fascist regime in my country in South Africa so nope not really

@edwardp8927

3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for trickle down economics to work...

The timing of the no respect line is flawless...He waits till they in the palm of his hand then drops his signature line. They eat it up. His execution and timing is perfect.

Good O'l Rodney, miss you and the crowd will never be the same.

God Bless these great men! Our country was great, times much simpler to...Thank you guys.

@Dr.ScatKohlenblo-nj2cv

22 күн бұрын

12 percent unemployment in '81. You think that's great?

God i miss the 80's

@thecasino8022

5 жыл бұрын

Al Lewis this was the 50’s

@mattprice7299

5 жыл бұрын

@@thecasino8022 lmao nice one

@the430movie

5 жыл бұрын

yes, but his reruns were shown through out the 80's..... I tell ya, i get no respect!!! LOL!!!

@observeandreport2011

5 жыл бұрын

Al Lewis I wasn’t even born in the 80s but I miss it to

@chadwilliams2116

5 жыл бұрын

2010s better

I got lost at the beach and asked a cop "do you think we'll find my parents?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide!"

@redrock3109

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man that was brutal!

That last joke took some spine and an excellent sense of humour. What a legend.

Tip O'Neil, Reagan's biggest adversary in politics, sitting 5 people away from him; times have sadly changed.

@meachster4316

5 ай бұрын

Can you imagine Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi in that situation? Neither can I!

@themadmallard

Ай бұрын

@@meachster4316 they were not at a gathering like this, but bitter rivals were at 41's funeral in close company

@aedin6397

2 күн бұрын

@@meachster4316 Looks like Nancy was there that night 2:17

Met Rodney at BWI when I worked at the airport in 1974. Stopped and spent time with us. Total gentleman.

We will never see another like Rodney Dangerfield....

And all of that was just 4 mins 7 secs. Amazing!

RIP. Rodney. Thanks for the memories. There will never be another one like you. !!

This guy was such a legend there are kids out there quoting his jokes without even knowing who Rodney Dangerfield was.

From Australia. One of my favourite actors. Caddyshack and back to school. His talent should be been recognized long before

@1gerger1

4 жыл бұрын

thank you for Tina Arena,,,,im in love with her

I saw Rodney Dangerfield in Fla. He came back 3 times at the end of his performance. People loved his act so much..

He was of one the funniest comedians of our time

He could fire off the one liners like no one ever could. And never stumbled once. This man was amazing!

Rodney is pure genius. I met him once in Beverly Hills and he was such a sweet guy. I really miss him, thank God we have clips of him.

We sure could use Rodney today...We have nothing left in the comedy world...He made us laugh healthy...In my prayers Rodney...we loved you dearly !!!

“The other night my wife met me at the door in a negligé. She was coming home”

@vasilee7458

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈

Rickles , Rodney and Jonathan Winters. We will never see anyone even come close to the caliber of them in our lifetime again , comedic geniuses !!!

This is one of his best material!

Rodney Dangerfield was the best at those one liners. I listened to him my hold life and I will keep on listening. Someone has to put a smile on my face.

Classic Rodney. His one liners were so fast, people had to think about it. So funny. They are great !!

@cpt.flippybirds9015

5 жыл бұрын

Everything Star Wars definitely quick on the draw.

@rty1955

5 жыл бұрын

You should listen to Henny Youngman

@B38132

5 жыл бұрын

He is a Joke Machine

@rdubisar1

5 жыл бұрын

I hear you totally.

@lamnuck

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was speaking TOO fast in this clip, he was probably nervous, didn't leave enough time for the old folks to get the jokes

What is SO nice. ...No dirty language. ....and his jokes are great. ...truly a great comedian. ....R.I.P..

@lisvender

5 жыл бұрын

Frank George and yet, somehow, people think he wouldn’t last in today’s PC society. How does that work?

@stevefromyellowstone7911

5 жыл бұрын

He’s a dirty comic you moron. He’s just doing a clean set

@sergeantbigmac

5 жыл бұрын

@@stevefromyellowstone7911 Rose tinted glasses I guess. He could be as dirty as they come if he wanted to be. Reminds me of Robin Williams in that regard. Lots of pearl clutching from the people who thought he was 'family friendly' when he swore in his standup.

@rickjames6569

5 жыл бұрын

Stone fold Heed naughstan dude chill why the name calling? Frank was just voicing his opinion don’t need to insult

@rickjames6569

5 жыл бұрын

Stone fold Heed naughstan moron! See what I did there you won’t like that much that I called you a moron huh?

And that ladies and gentlemen are what's known as... "The good ole' day's." Pure laughter 😃.

Loved this comedian so much. He was very endearing and entertaining . RIP 🌹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette."

@TheJMBon

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidjames1684 The difference being Rodney is a very well known comedian who also appeared in movies and you are some chump on KZread pretending you are better. Lmao.

@TheJMBon

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidjames1684 Many are but that holds true for just about every comedian. I learned long ago that it's not necessarily the joke but the presentation that's funny. Gabriel Iglesias and Bill Engval are prime examples. Most of their content is everyday occurences but they have a gift that makes their explanations funny.

@TheJMBon

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidjames1684 and very successful.

@TheJMBon

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidjames1684 as we all will be one day. What's your point?

@TheJMBon

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidjames1684 Based on your last comment, either 1) English isn't your native language, 2) you're a pre-teen still in elementary school or 3) you don't comprehend what you read. I really hope it's 1). "as we all will be one day" means we we all die at some point in the future. Good luck in your future endeavors but I'm done with this conversation at this point. See ya.

They don't make them like that anymore.

@lioneljackson6768

5 жыл бұрын

White people are still making white people who tell corn ball jokes

@rty1955

5 жыл бұрын

@@lioneljackson6768 and black people perpetuate racism

@anitafarren4590

5 жыл бұрын

Ya got that right! Rodney AND Reagan - BOTH men were such unique individuals = True American Treasures!

@lioneljackson6768

5 жыл бұрын

Perpetuate racism huh . Yeah we created I . Lo,

@negativeindustrial

5 жыл бұрын

Lionel Jackson No one knows who started racism but do you understand the term “perpetuate”? Because he’s not wrong.

He shot off more jokes in 4 minutes than some comedians tell their whole career.

Fantastic. This man is relentless with his one liners, on the same level as Robin Williams.

Not a single dull moment with this guy. Fast, clever, and always hilarious