Anyone wanna guess what my major is? Hint: I’ll likely end up homeless ; )

@WatermelonW

3 жыл бұрын

Fast talking?

@ShivVZG

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be a fun major lol

@maddie-vl3zs

3 жыл бұрын

honestly i wanna guess medical-

@SaffrinianOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

ShivVZG music

@MattBnl2ih

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly it’s communications. I mean listen to you talk, god damn

forgetting physics was the roast .

@soumyaprakash3569

3 жыл бұрын

@Podcast - SørenCast Z says the man with a negative of a sad psychopath clown's pic on his display .👍🏽

@yuritardid7761

3 жыл бұрын

@@soumyaprakash3569 says the man with an "S"

@soumyaprakash3569

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuritardid7761 touché 💙

@claireworld_

3 жыл бұрын

so sad!

@shriyathabe9441

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuritardid7761 😂😂😂

geography majors: finally learned that africa isn’t a country

@rakaipikatan8922

3 жыл бұрын

"Wait, Russia is Europe too?"

@life_is_a_myth

3 жыл бұрын

@@rakaipikatan8922 well... Eurasian.

@Ella-is4pl

3 жыл бұрын

Americans?...

@jaredospangroman5257

3 жыл бұрын

finally learned that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

@TeenageThrowback

3 жыл бұрын

I want to like your comment but 999 is perfect

I love how he intentionally skipped Law because he knew that a law student would write a 500-words essay explaining why he's wrong with no room for counter-argument

@thomasblackwell9507

2 жыл бұрын

Or being sued for libel!

@hispanicshovel1485

2 жыл бұрын

Law isn’t an undergrad major tho

@christina-xz2tj

2 жыл бұрын

@@hispanicshovel1485 there is pre law tho

@hispanicshovel1485

2 жыл бұрын

@@christina-xz2tj Yeah but it really doesn’t count. It’s just like pre-med, it’s not a major it’s just a pathway. I could be pre-med majoring in art, and just taking classes on the side like biology, chem, etc etc. Being pre-law doesn’t make the classes any more difficult than if you just did the major of those classes

@ffc1a28c7

2 жыл бұрын

500 word essays aren't even that long lol

“The H in ENGINEERING stands for happiness!” My sister showed this one to me as a joke, but she got uncomfortable when I started laughing far too hard. That’s when my family started to worry about my choice of major.

@KC-pi6po

2 жыл бұрын

And the S for social skills

@pseudoduckk3029

Жыл бұрын

P is for peace

@ekremaslan8068

Жыл бұрын

engine for suff

@porrnesianparrapioslostair3128

Жыл бұрын

As someone planning to choose it as a major Not sure i should cry or laugh lmao ✋🏻😭

@notme69

Жыл бұрын

The S also stand for sleep

Criminology: I wanna become a cop but I'm learning how to be a criminal.

@user-yl1nq9kq3k

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@whisper3856

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, criminology is more like “I wanna be a criminal but I’m too lazy to do it”

@mango8999

3 жыл бұрын

Rivanfotek what’s the difference between a cop and a criminal

@etherealsalad2698

3 жыл бұрын

oh so just like a regular criminal

@huh9672

3 жыл бұрын

do they become detectives?

Linguistics: you learn how every language is structured and never learn to speak any of them

@chronoxtreme2427

2 жыл бұрын

The cherry on top is whenever you mention that you're a linguistics major, you always get the question "Cool, how many languages do you know?"

@nothere3982

2 жыл бұрын

In my English grade we actually need to choose two languages appart from English (not English native)

@boodledemic6430

2 жыл бұрын

Had to be bilingual for the Linguistics MA program but like…you’re still correct 😂

@kamikaze4172

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds oddly interesting

@hologeist7284

2 жыл бұрын

that's,,, that's why i'm majoring in linguistics though,,,,,,,

Geology: Spend 4 years looking at rocks and responding with “I don’t know” whenever you’re asked what kind of rock this is

@17player1unknown4

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@HypnosisBear

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO 😂

@blulakes

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@harisankar1932

Жыл бұрын

I'm second year in geology 😅 lol

@l.n.4055

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA can confirm

Environmentalism, a major where you learn just how fucked we really are in 4 years

@danielperales3958

2 жыл бұрын

And how nuclear energy could save us, but no one approves it.

@elomoose1169

2 жыл бұрын

Environmentalism: getting tested on depression and existential crises. Also how well we touch grass

@aksel7177

2 жыл бұрын

So true xd My major is enviromental protection/studies

@chromberries7329

Жыл бұрын

exactly why I chose to not enter that field. I wanted to help, but I knew I'd just end up depressed.

@cameronsitton501

Жыл бұрын

@Haku Yuki Didn't you guys say this every time that we're given a deadline, and isn't it always the case that you're either misremembering or purposefully forgetting the actual details?

Law: spending four years to learn rules on how to win an argument

@ARCANICA19

3 жыл бұрын

Basically the same as philosophy lol

@lvvvrr

3 жыл бұрын

basically debates you used to participate in high school but instead of facts, you use abstract statements to prove your point and get money.

@SuperiorRecaps

3 жыл бұрын

@@ARCANICA19 true but it can potentially pay well like accounting if you do corporate/commercial law

@mayayamato7351

3 жыл бұрын

alt text for Law: You quickly found out this isn't like Phoenix Wright, but your parents will be proud of you for once if you keep going.

@hardwirecars

3 жыл бұрын

omg that is the perfect definition

Sociology: you spend 4 years learning that we live in a society

@priyachoudhary9896

3 жыл бұрын

I have sociology as my minor and I fucking hate it!! Like no matter what I do I am never gonna get good marks 😭

@battlelover666gaming2

3 жыл бұрын

@@priyachoudhary9896 damn thats sad,.

@marcp8953

3 жыл бұрын

@@priyachoudhary9896 it's interesting though

@priyachoudhary9896

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcp8953 it's interesting for sure, I love learning about the dynamics of society and that's why I chose it. But unfortunately it's a private institution so they deliberately cut marks for no reason and its frustrating

@marcp8953

3 жыл бұрын

@@priyachoudhary9896 that's frustrating sorry to hear that

Maths major : a degree where you create the problem that doesn't exist and get stressed over it Physics majors: where you learn about how everything works in the universe but never consider air friction

@Nylemrac_Haillehc

9 ай бұрын

Yh but Math's is beautiful

@spectrumboy5992

9 ай бұрын

​@@Nylemrac_Haillehcyup. I also love meth

@GoogleAccount-zf3cy

9 ай бұрын

That's just Newtonian physics which doesn't consider air friction

@fart63

3 ай бұрын

It’s so nice that other people do math so I don’t have to

@suemiller9506

12 күн бұрын

@@GoogleAccount-zf3cy We had to account for friction in every problem in first year classical physics. So yes, it does.

The fact that business school fees are so high only rich kids can afford it really adds to the saying, "the rich get richer".

@pseudoduckk3029

Жыл бұрын

Haha exactly same with law school and med school- Basically those who are rich will get the best opportunities to get richer *insert capitalism* Bye!

@PhilTCLoveGirls

Жыл бұрын

Maybe in the US. Here in Europe? Nah. Im a business student and it’s 20€ oder 386€ per semester (depends on which type of uni u go to)

@cratermoney6941

Жыл бұрын

People you who go for business generally don’t make a lot of money because of their degree??

@Lilac_liha

Жыл бұрын

@@cratermoney6941 Finance students do makes a lot of money tho.

@armytbchaine6515

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being American

Architecture : people that wants to take art but parents aren't giving consents

@chloeluthi5379

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this comment

@bb7273

3 жыл бұрын

The accuracy

@pumpkinpie7367

3 жыл бұрын

ohmy yes

@chatter2765

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rifa1577

3 жыл бұрын

So relatable

Forensics: a major to teach you who did it while simultaneously teaching you how to get away with murder

@phoria87

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@IsabelLovesFoxes

3 жыл бұрын

@@phoria87 I agree

@inigo8740

3 жыл бұрын

Forensics major are sure to get a job a soon as they graduate, since an unemployed forensics major is just a potential super-criminal, and we can't have those running around.

@cinderleaves3949

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the major for me

@somepotato9900

3 жыл бұрын

As a psychology major wanting to go into forensic psychology, this is painfully accurate

Architecture: You spend 5 years figuring out how to do draw straight lines in the same way everyone else does

As someone studying physics and mathematics, I take pride in that roast.

@chromberries7329

Жыл бұрын

that's definitely on brand for germany.

@sroy7982

10 ай бұрын

did you also take arts

@_North

5 ай бұрын

did you also take politics

@user-nb3mq3cg8k

2 ай бұрын

Did you pass your art study?

Fashion design: spending 80k to learn how to make a 10$ dress

@christophern762

2 жыл бұрын

Haha but you can sell that 10💲 dress for 100K to people in Beverly hills.

@sillygoosesyndrome

2 жыл бұрын

Where my fashion and design homies at

@fancyboy3806

2 жыл бұрын

That 10 dollar dress can sell multiple copies if it hood enough

@nothere3982

2 жыл бұрын

@Mara and horrible

@abdelghafourelbikha9422

2 жыл бұрын

@@christophern762 exactly but it does not work all the time.

anthropology: 10% fun facts 20% looking at bones and 70% explaining to people what anthropology is

@renks7112

2 жыл бұрын

Not a joke but.....wtf is Anthropology?

@mr.diddles3806

2 жыл бұрын

**Korekiyo Shinguji wants to know your location**

@mariamkamel7764

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.diddles3806 Lol that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the comment.

@GT-wj3gl

2 жыл бұрын

@@renks7112 The study of humans and human evolution

@renks7112

2 жыл бұрын

@@GT-wj3gl Oh,that is a bit interesting

A few months back, I thought that accounting one was simply a joke. But after my first semester, I realized that this guy meant every word of it. The boredom literally makes me regret my life choices entirely

@colleen8927

Жыл бұрын

Yes it does😭😩 I am pushing through my second year.

@fxdevfx

Жыл бұрын

how hard is an accounting major tho?

@is0latedplays453

Жыл бұрын

@@fxdevfx Depends. Actually in my second year I got the hang of it more and even started enjoying it sometimes. It just requires countless hours of practice. If you're hard working and actually want to like the subject then it's only a matter of time that you get the hang of it and it won't feel too hard. But then again I've seen people in my class who never really got around to liking the subject and they struggle badly. Point is if you want to like it and give efforts accordingly, it's gonna pay it's dividends.

@krypticcryptic5752

10 ай бұрын

@@fxdevfxId honestly say it’s not difficult at all. Some parts can be confusing though, but the best way to learn is like this. The lectures/presentations/textbook will all explain how it works, it will give you context, but none of it will actually make sense until you work through an example. Hopefully your professor does in class examples of how to apply the information you learn (such as going over in class how to fill out a balance sheet, how to use an equation, how to find retained earnings, etc). It’s easy to get the hang of once you work through and see enough examples. Then you just got to practice it on your own a bit and referencing the examples and the notes from lecture/textbook when you get stuck. You should be able to do it all on your own by then and understand how it works, but to summarize, the best way to learn is through working through examples and practice. If you ever do get stuck figure out what you are confused on and ask your professor for clarification. Good luck hope you enjoy life

@govindraghavan9493

10 ай бұрын

pays good money though.

As a theatre major I can confirm that when my professors outside of theatre find out my major, they look at me like I'm wasting my brain. 10/10 assessment.

@chrissiwmay2971

11 ай бұрын

I’m a theater major! It’s great to find others, but seriously what do we learn in theater but acting and fundamentals of it?

@robinwangai3303

2 күн бұрын

​@@chrissiwmay2971I can think of a few: improvisation, adaptability, communication (duh), creative problem-solving, collaboration, criticism (positive criticism mind you), initiatives, etc. The skills that you learn in theatre aren't limited to that major. Some of my friends went on to law school and utilized these skills for their court studies.

Journalism: spend 4 years to just end up working at your local news station or creating your own blog

@wwetitle818

3 жыл бұрын

And have half of America call you an asshole because you don’t share their political beliefs, while the other half calls you an asshole for not having as strong beliefs.

@JoshMcSwain

3 жыл бұрын

@@wwetitle818 sadly this is true

@CowboyLuigi

2 жыл бұрын

then you spend most of your life either lying or fighting to get the truth out, but you're tired, so you may as well keep writing lies

@himedo1512

2 жыл бұрын

Spend 4 years just to write utter garbage

@Tarkus_H

2 жыл бұрын

You try to land a career in the New York Times, but instead end up writing for Kotaku even though you hate video games and everyone who plays them.

Gender Studies: “Thank you for your donation to the college.”

@jacobmonks3722

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@GagaBoy1346

2 жыл бұрын

It is a great topic to study on in your free time and actually research how there's more than 2, but the donation bit is pretty accurate

@jacobmonks3722

2 жыл бұрын

@@GagaBoy1346 Yup, a degree in gender studies is worthless, but actually studying social gender norms is fascinating.

@mimille8201

2 жыл бұрын

Like.. what's even the point I'm interested in reading a thing or two, watching a documentary maybe but.. A WHOLE CAREER ?!

@mikey_escobar5895

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂

Me as a CS student : " I've never been so much offended by something that I 100% agree on"

@playergame6398

Жыл бұрын

Me to man, computer engineer here

As a pre med that is double majoring in biology an biochemistry I was not ready to be roasted 3 times lmao

@Jijijijijijijijia

7 ай бұрын

Same. Triple major here but only one of my fields was roasted . I study Computational & Data Sciences , Psychology, and DPT (Doctor of Physical Therapy).

Pharmacy: People who wanted to be doctors but get grossed out too easily

@yacinecisse1390

3 жыл бұрын

This is literally me!!! Lol

@chlorine6400

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaaaao that would be me😂😂😂

@cindy_le1106

3 жыл бұрын

Tru

@upbeat6639

3 жыл бұрын

@@gravityfalls8439 excuse me? Pharmacists are too dumb to be a doctor? Maybe they didn't want to blast their whole life away dealing with the true reality of hospital care and the work hours.

@sebastiancarrillo7083

3 жыл бұрын

@@upbeat6639 said every pharmacist ever

Law: A major for obnoxious kids to show off their vocabulary 🤷🏼‍♀️

@andreaelizeth

3 жыл бұрын

I- ...nevermind, you're absolutely right😭

@maddiemccabe4658

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

@user-pj4rg5ol8w

3 жыл бұрын

Does it also apply to a Literature major?

@kaceyzeiltritch7374

3 жыл бұрын

Where are you studying law Serena?

@tigergirl305

3 жыл бұрын

One of my best friends was a philosophy major in college and is gonna go to law school next year, so on top of turning everything into a philosophical debate, he's gonna be making everything a legal issue with fancy vocab. He will be unstoppable

These are way too accurate, haha! I snickered at some of the descriptions, and what made it even more hilarious was the method of delivery-just the apathetic, swift and blunt recital of each description.

Actually correction. Art majors spend 4 years learning to draw a cube in perspective 🙄😤 (not a joke, I had a whole class last semester dedicated to drawing perfect cubes free hand. I never knew how bad at art I truly was until that class. A humbling experience truly)

@lehaepta

9 ай бұрын

I know so many people who work in 2D digital art and make good money whilst doubtfully being able to draw a perfect cube freehand. Many of them learned for a year or two 4 hours a day before getting their first job. That just shows how useless, outdated and scammy college degrees are. They just teach you useless skills and knowledge you'll never use IRL.

Animation: four years of clicking buttons to see what they will do.

@lightish3754

3 жыл бұрын

or: 4 years of animating a bouncy fucking rubber ball

@Eggspotatoes

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightish3754 ha ha ball go *bounce bounce bounce*

@goomymaster6417

3 жыл бұрын

Where I live the animation industry is actually popping off af. underrated major

@Swoot175

3 жыл бұрын

@@goomymaster6417 where, if you dont mind me asking? Considering animation myself

@daveman985

3 жыл бұрын

@@Swoot175 most likely Cali if he’s in the US. It’s the heart of the animation industry for America

Music Composition: Learning how to write dots so people can wiggle the air correctly.

@eveescastle5866

3 жыл бұрын

Music Theory: Everything you know about music is wrong

@wyattwahlgren8883

3 жыл бұрын

@@eveescastle5866 Music Education: going to school to teach kids instruments you don't play.

@Mikehy.mp3

3 жыл бұрын

@@wyattwahlgren8883 flash backs to highschool winter band when I was handed a clarinet and essentially told "good luck"

@GymnopedieTornado

3 жыл бұрын

Frank Zappa doing an ad for music schools:

@ClaraTheKidd

2 жыл бұрын

True

Law: You spend 4 years learning how to win arguments, but still be unable to win one against your parents 20 years down the line.

The education one is so true! Anytime someone says their major is biology, chemistry, or engineering, they're always flooded with, "WOW! You must be SO smart!!" Anytime I tell people I'm an education major, "Oh my gosh, you must be so patient, I could like never do that." People don't expect teachers to be smart, which is an issue because these are the people teaching your kids, your nieces and nephews, your neighbors. You WANT these people to be smart and know what they're doing!

@user-zs5tp9zi6n

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Exactly

@user-zs5tp9zi6n

2 жыл бұрын

Abd they think we haveabd endless patience 🙄

@koetjemoe4571

Жыл бұрын

The thing is you have to be smart to major in stem but don’t to major in education (if you major in stem you are automatically a smart but if you major in education you can still be dumb)

@arihaviv8510

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately most of what education majors are taught is useless and not backed by real research

I good one for psychology could’ve been: “Students who study to help others with depression but can’t get out of depression themselves”

@cawesomewhatever

2 жыл бұрын

Me. I became a psychology major because I want to help people and understand why my brain works this way. 😁😁I still don’t understand but I still got a few years to go.

@fatimav441

2 жыл бұрын

You guide them to pursue a life you'll never pursue

@Someone-km3mx

2 жыл бұрын

@@cawesomewhatever I’m not college age yet but that’s exactly why I want to major in psychology lol

@sxvxrxlx1864

2 жыл бұрын

@@cawesomewhatever same here! not in college yet but so far i want to major in psychology, mainly because i’ve always struggled to find a sense of self and identity, as well as intrusive thoughts while i was growing up. It was a pretty confusing and sometimes scary time period, i just want to understand what was happening then and possibly help other people through it.

@clover00000

2 жыл бұрын

forensic psychology will probably kill me then

Physics: you learn the exact height and force you would need to jump off a building in order to escape being a physics major

@emperor___palpatine

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@wrongplanet1717

2 жыл бұрын

felt

@jaffarebellion292

2 жыл бұрын

Physics major: The glass is completely full, just not with water.

@joshushushu

2 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED AF

@oscarnav8

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

as a philosophy major who is currently working on an assessment on thomistic metaphysics, this makes me want to cry

@brunozarate323

6 ай бұрын

Cheer up m8, I guess it must be very interesting. The Quinque Viae is a very clever piece of philosophy.

As a computer science major for the past 2 months, you're right🤣 I went from yelling at hw on paper to yelling at hw on my pc

Physics: 4 years of studying a super hard major and potentially 6 more years for a super hard PhD only to become a programmer using those 2 computer science classes you took :’)

@flyingbanshee8592

3 жыл бұрын

@JOHNNY TSIMOGIANNIS many computer science students have to learn physics and maths to

@gtr0k

3 жыл бұрын

Or you just become an engineer lol

@eviewells4871

3 жыл бұрын

oof and I wanna do this and astronomy

@rachelf5466

3 жыл бұрын

This is way too accurate... I'm CS but I switched from Physics. My most recent CS class was taught by a professor who majored in Physics-Astronomy, but ended up becoming a programmer for NASA along with some fellow physics majors 😂

@hardwirecars

3 жыл бұрын

something tells me its gonna become way and i mean way more relevant in the next 10 years now that we are going to mars something tells me the space race 2.0 is about to happen and physics and theoretical physics is gonna be in major demand.

Astronomy: People who study the universe because Earth isn't interesting enough.

@pragyabhushan2338

3 жыл бұрын

Earth is For Geologists

@tittus5

3 жыл бұрын

True

@simpforchoijisu.3234

3 жыл бұрын

this.

@Souler5z

3 жыл бұрын

Astronomy: studying the universe because you don't have friends on Earth

@hardwirecars

3 жыл бұрын

for a second there i got that mixed up with astrology was like uhhhh

"Accounting: A major that will bore you to death, but at least it pays well" as an accountant myself, I can confirm this is true 😂 the routine of everyday tasks ends up being so boring, but you'll have a lot of job opportunities in different fields and the pay isn't bad.

Photography sounds worth it tho I mean, I've started "seriously" taking photos for about a year and it's both fun, frustrating and rewarding. Imagine what you can do in four years

As a psychology major I can safely say I was already overthinking before I started college

@makeusmileify

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Looks like I was a perfect fit for it 😂

@Daemonussy

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@therealestdrea

3 жыл бұрын

Sameee

@dracoplayz2757

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, it broke me

@d_ling28

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Anthropology: you spend four years studying people and yet you’re still socially awkward and don’t understand them

@tinyvanilla1206

3 жыл бұрын

i was looking for this lmAo

@bideny2

3 жыл бұрын

Plus no one's ever heard of it, and when you (try to) explain it to them, they look at you like youre a three year old who just told them you're going to be a princess when you grow up.

@tinyvanilla1206

3 жыл бұрын

@@bideny2 bruh honestly thooo, why do they act like it doesnt even exist like ??

@bideny2

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinyvanilla1206 I mean, people always like to say and act like the social sciences don't matter, so when one comes along that's so big that it covers the entire human race, people will look at it like it's useless, when it's literally the study of everything they will ever know or care about and why they will care about it. Humans are so funny, we're so self-centered but we think that all of the sciences that center on who and what we are are useless lol I'm confused

@ailineaquinoj

3 жыл бұрын

This is so true lmao.

The undecided one had me dead beyond hell💀

As a civil engineering graduate, that part was very true 😂

Engineering: You'll end up with a good job at the expense of your mental health, sleep, and happiness Me: Jokes on you, I already lost that during high school, at least I'll get paid doing it.

@stuckinbeta4567

2 жыл бұрын

Same, at least I don't like sleeping

@aaronlandry3934

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, you mean other Engineers also lost all that in high school too? Jesus, I thought I was just insane

@stuckinbeta4567

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronlandry3934 nah bro, my creativity, energy, and self esteem took a nose dive, but hey, at least I'll make good money in the future

@shockwave2477

2 жыл бұрын

@@stuckinbeta4567 Which year and major are you in?

@stuckinbeta4567

2 жыл бұрын

@@shockwave2477 I'm a junior and I'm majoring in electrical engineering. Still I had to take physics, and that killed me

This whole channel is a personal attack I'm gonna call the principal

@ShivVZG

3 жыл бұрын

; )

@Justintro

3 жыл бұрын

; )

@TS-ds5er

3 жыл бұрын

; )

@weewooundertaker5381

3 жыл бұрын

; )

@avocado7679

3 жыл бұрын

; )

As a chemistry, biochemistry, languages and business student this hits hard

You literally nailed it lmao, especially the very last one which is exactly me 🤣

Microbiology: no sleep, random hallucinations about bacteria/viruses's names, becoming a germaphobic antisocial lunatic playing god with a microscopique world.

@katym1401

3 жыл бұрын

oh my goshhhh I took one semester of microbio and I loved it, but I became Such a germaphobe 😭

@curiouspotato8113

3 жыл бұрын

@@katym1401 it's my third year in college with microbio as a specialty and still no phobia 😂 ✌️ still me and my nasty habits.

@paladindragoongirl18

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve learned to NEVER take microbiology with 3 or 4 other subjects because you have A LOT of facts to memorize.

@curiouspotato8113

3 жыл бұрын

@@paladindragoongirl18 perhaps our system is different from yours, we choose a speciality in our first year, for example I chose "biology" then in our second year we get to choose one of the different branches of biology "microbiology, biochemistry, animal biology...etc" and we stay like that until third year, we get our licence degree then you choose what to study in master (within your domain). when u choose a branch you'll study what they give you to study. You don't have the freedom of choosing different subjects.

@paladindragoongirl18

3 жыл бұрын

@@curiouspotato8113 I need to take microbiology 🧫 because it’s required for the LVN to BSN bridge program. I don’t remember taking microbiology in high school so it feels new to me. There’s so many cocci and bacilli to know. I need to know the protists and such. It’s an interesting subject, though.

Editing and Publishing: You want to be a writer but you hate writing so you mock other people’s writing

@ladymire

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re mocking people’s writing, then you shouldn’t get into the editing and publishing field. That’s not what it is lmao

@amandabanana4460

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladymire Hahaha this was a joke. We are very supportive of creators and want them to succeed!

@22OrangeGirl

3 жыл бұрын

If that ain't me

@missserenity1090

3 жыл бұрын

I want to be a writer but I’m bad at writing and editing. I could do the feedback about the overall book though.

@RissaFaith94

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a writer going for a degree in English & Writing, but I'm shooting to be an editor because I fully expect editing other people's work to be more lucrative than publishing/selling my own. 😂 Though generally I tend to judge spelling/grammar/word choices, not so much the content (with some exceptions if the story or character development is REALLY bad). That may change once my education systemically reforms me into a hardcore cynic. Also, y'know, I like fixing things and helping other people succeed. Those are two of the primary motivators in my career choice.

Physics: you chose this major because you saw a bunch of pop scientists talk about quantum mechanics, relativity, and string theory but now you have severe depression and suicidal thoughts after a semester of classical mechanics

@makssachs8914

9 ай бұрын

My last exam phase made me age 10 years.

@cheese6543

2 ай бұрын

im a freshman in highschool and thinking of majoring on it sooo bad

Finally took this out of my watch later after a year

Linguistics: You spend 4 years learning how to talk again

@danirostova1274

3 жыл бұрын

how speak? when speak? HOW SPEAK SPEAK?

@mageotime

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in engineering but my Linguistics classes have been my favorite classes so far! Its so interesting

@SuperShado101

3 жыл бұрын

@@mageotime lmao my friend is also an engineering student who loves linguistics

@nicolejaja270

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@mangosmoothie5445

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...*sighs*

English Literature: A major for those who can't actually write, but want to overanalyze what dead people wrote.

@adrian-we4km

3 жыл бұрын

i feel attacked

@riksinha5

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing , I said this to my teacher, now My teacher never speaks to me.

@luckey1126

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrian-we4km Lolol it's my major, I went for the attack~

@luckey1126

3 жыл бұрын

@@riksinha5 Oop- Welll, as an English Literature major it's true. We overanalyze what the dead really wrote. I'm going for a doctorate in it.

@riksinha5

3 жыл бұрын

@@luckey1126 same, it's my major too.

I'm on my second semester of Engineering and I'm already going insane lol If I remember to do so, I'll come back once I'm done with that and tell ya how it went

This is the only channel where I had to slow down the playback speed! Impressive! I'm usually at 2x everywhere else.

Languages: Learning complex grammatical structures for four years, yet still not knowing a single word.

@frankchen4229

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty useful for natural language processing lol

@veryfruityolive

2 жыл бұрын

Same pfp gang

@Crimbtw

2 жыл бұрын

Languages and history are good( just not the way they teach it) and business one is cap

@MelonHere20

2 жыл бұрын

Why is this so accurate XD

@cecefernandes5657

2 жыл бұрын

Damm I thought I was safe but still...this is accurate

Astronomy: spend the next four years of your life being asked by people what their horoscope is

@nobodyspecial1019

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 this is the best one I’ve seen yet for astronomy

@toldfable

2 жыл бұрын

lol people really mix up Astrology and Astronomy

@galickgvn

2 жыл бұрын

pain

@11alt56

2 жыл бұрын

can you roast Astrophysics

@LogShaw1587

2 жыл бұрын

@@toldfable it's almost as if the words are so similar people forget sometimes 🤔

I'm only studying cogsci because unis don't offer neuroscience in my country. You're the first youtuber that knows these majors, congrats.

Don't forget there's always bad professors who make the major a lot more difficult than it needs to be.

Geology: Rocks and learning that Earth is made of Earth.

@thecubiccrafter8044

3 жыл бұрын

Eeey geologist gang

@amo_res9266

2 жыл бұрын

It’s more about earthquakes and fossils

@aaronlandry3934

2 жыл бұрын

Geology is an easy prerequisite that everyone takes and most make an A in. Easy and fun

@Darknimbus3

2 жыл бұрын

loooool

@reinatorrekavt125

2 жыл бұрын

Eyy geology gang

You forgot physics. “You spend 4 years analyzing totally unrealistic situations, like spherical cows without gravity or friction.”

@chinares

3 жыл бұрын

After that description I want to change my major to physics

@methcat5005

3 жыл бұрын

I'm interested.

@passionisinspiration1912

3 жыл бұрын

@@methcat5005 I'm a freshman studying physics major already thinking to switch to cs

@LeeGoGators

3 жыл бұрын

Spherical cows are a surprisingly good approximation for blackbody radiation tho

@pigeon9465

3 жыл бұрын

You say unrealistic like it's a challenge

I was waiting for that kind of summary of Art History. And yet, it still hurts...

The computer science one isn’t even a roast, that sounds like heaven

Graphic Design: A major where you spend 4 years learning to draw a circle and then sell the circle to someone

@fancyboy3806

2 жыл бұрын

I know it a joke but graphic designing is not just “drawing thing”, if you only do that then probably you will earn nothing

@TheFinalFarewell

2 жыл бұрын

The key to graphic design is to hand your wallet and soul to Adobe and they'll let you make perfect circles all day long, then all you have to do is hope making those circles will make you more money than it loses you in your soul debt

@bowenjudd1028

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot to say, “with a cursor.”

@UbePancake

2 жыл бұрын

No, you spend four years learning to design a circle, and then end up working as a social media coordinator.

@ajifiblu4905

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheFinalFarewell just pirate lmao

Botany : A major where you study about plants including their reproductive fusion but you never even had a kiss in real life.

@feetscoliosis

3 жыл бұрын

must’ve been majoring in botany my whole life

@CommissarChaotic

2 жыл бұрын

its useful on mars with potatoes and shit in hand, not literally because ew but still

@aaronlandry3934

2 жыл бұрын

I’m in Chemical Engineering and I’ve only kissed one girl so far. Oh well, I’ll be making good money in like 3 semesters. Bitches like money, right?

@ivocorte1580

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronlandry3934 Not if you call em bitches

@IANGEL101I

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder Poison Ivy from Batman was so horny and spiteful.

As someone going into Bio on the Pre-Med track, this hits deep. Also, yay me for having a nearly full ride!

Education: "People always tell you 'get an education' but they never tell you to major in it." That one's gonna pop back into my head again on my death bed I can feel it

Astronomy: You think about your existence in the universe to the point where everything doesn't feel real anymore.

@Triattt

3 жыл бұрын

Astrology: people always double take if you said 'nomy' because they can't believe anyone would pay for a fake degree.

@user-qx5cn1si1q

3 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to roast astronomy, it's too cool 😁

@auroratheawake8981

3 жыл бұрын

Astronomy!!!!! The stars!!!! -"Astronomy" by Blue Oyster Cult

@arkay3804

3 жыл бұрын

Astronomy is beyond roasting if you are inquisitive ☺️

@div6002

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

As an engineering student, I completely agree with that analysis

@nitsu2947

3 жыл бұрын

Am about to go to Engineering major, wish me luck

@camclarke7006

3 жыл бұрын

Nitsu what kind of engineering

@nitsu2947

3 жыл бұрын

@@camclarke7006 idk, something like machinery, cars, in here its simply called "machine engineering" (haven't taken the time to see the different majors yet, so will probably come back with one in a bit) Edit: quick google search lead me to think the major is mechanical engineering (if im correct)

@Dnr2400

3 жыл бұрын

Yo how hard is it I wanna be an engineer (I’m in junior year of high school btw)

@camclarke7006

3 жыл бұрын

Nitsu fun! I’m a computer engineer. I build and program circuits

As a biology major, yes definitely some sleepless nights the week before an exam just studying and writing down notes I didn't write during class. But I still passed, barely.

Your videos are all so hilarious😂 and pretty true.

Architecture: Art and engineering combined, except instead of just being able to have good chance of getting a job by drawing squares, you find out you have half the happiness, mental health, and free time because each square requires 43 lines, 32 measurements, and 10 minutes to complete which you will spend the next 3 weeks explaining why you put it there

@BerenElendilAPGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I feel this very deeply as a fellow architecture major. All the hardest parts of art, engineering, and communication, all crammed into one class. And we don't even get the recognition for the shit-circus we put up with because we're not in philosophy or business or medical school. Chin up and face to the wind, friend.

@ishapurohit6892

2 жыл бұрын

Omg this. Felt😭

@ishapurohit6892

2 жыл бұрын

Going through all of this only to be called an "architecture" instead of an "architect" by your friends.

@nicowashwre

2 жыл бұрын

Im only in the first period, but I agree with you completely, and I hate it (I'm passionate about a lot of it, and really, really love the history and more artsy classes, but, boy, do I hate it)

@ImaginationzKey

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget making process models and finished models. One which can look like a five year old's haphazard art project; the other makes you cry trying cut everything to scale and neatly glue it together before you learn about the miracle of the laser cutter. Also, sometimes accidentally super gluing yourself to something (yourself, the model, your xacto knife, the desk...) and not knowing how exactly it happened, just that you need nail polish remover to unglue yourself.

Animation: A major where you spend four years learning how to draw a circle... and make it move.

@Rubber_duckie_floating

2 жыл бұрын

Animation: A major where you spend four years learning how to stretch

@chickenmolayme

2 жыл бұрын

Animation: a major where you learn how to draw a bouncy ball

As a Buisness major, you hit the nail on the head

As someone who studying biology, the sleepless part is totally true 😂. The fun fact is, my mom really disagree with me taking this course but my Dad approved it so yeah... Now I'm happy being a panda-eyed student in every semester 😆.

I can think of several much harsher burns for math majors: “When you were in middle school you based your entire personality on how many digits of pi you had memorized.” “You’re the type of person to work words like ‘tautological’ or ‘lemma’ into casual conversation just so people will ask you what they mean.” “You have at some point spent an entire weekend trying to solve at least one of the millennium problems and actually managed to convince yourself you were getting close.”

@certifiednerd542

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up because I one point I could recite 75 digits of pi and I can still do the 100 digits of pi song. And it wasn’t the millennium problems it was basically trying to understand existence. AND I SWEAR I GOT CLOSE /nm

@coena9377

2 жыл бұрын

@@certifiednerd542 Pfffft… I was at over 270 (of course I can only remember like 50, if that) and I’ve already worked existence: the answer is 42.

@ahlpym

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve found that I end up using “trivial” in the mathematical sense. Like trivially satisfying a condition. And what’s wrong with calling something a tautology, if it’s a tautology? It’s a perfectly useful word.

@certifiednerd542

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahlpym define tautology. I love new words fellow logolept

@otdg6787

2 жыл бұрын

Tautology sounds like a fun word, what is it? I could look it up, but nah

Social work: You spend 4 years of school to get second hand trauma from other people

@peepeepoopoopoo

3 жыл бұрын

4 years of schooling to help people with their mental health but then you have unresolved trauma 😭😭

@brainrot5267

2 жыл бұрын

Fr, I love this major and am passionate about helping others, but the closer I am to earning this degree, the more I’m starting to worry about if this will be unhealthy for me

@WorldWalker128

2 жыл бұрын

I have a grand-aunt who was a social worked for over 30 years. Ironically enough when her OWN DAUGHTER should have had her FOUR kids (over the course of two and a half decades) taken away from her from a combination of neglect, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, 'poor parenting' of the Rule 34 variety (I don't think they were directly involved but they were certainly exposed to it), unstable environment (as in she moved in with whomever would put up with her and she could 'party' with and took them with her), she turned a blind eye to it all. Now her daughter's three eldest hate her guts and have moved out of state to get away from her. Her daughter's youngest isn't even 10 yet but clearly already has 'issues'. A shame, really. She's a sweet girl.

@WorldWalker128

2 жыл бұрын

@@brainrot5267 It will be. You WILL need a therapist in less than 3 years.

@cookiebombcasualemail5284

2 жыл бұрын

can confirm

Business...the snake thingy is so right, I have learned how to stay patient through everything and look on the bright side for the sake of my mental health. The panic attacks they caused me, I literally went to the ER...I didn't cry though so that's good, no tears for these snakies.

Physics: “A major that teaches you how to learn stuff.” As a physics major, I see this as an absolute win!

Marine Biology: A social club for people who did everything a doctor had to do, but just want to look at fish

@user-dj4cq2ru9v

2 жыл бұрын

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

@rick30521

2 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine wants to be a marine biologist (Idk if that's the correct translation, just guessed), and that definition is exactly what it sounds like.

@taecookies6121

2 жыл бұрын

fish girl

@meridithdemello514

2 жыл бұрын

Marine biology: people who just like to swim but need to make their parents proud

@azelfdaboi5265

2 жыл бұрын

Me, a marine biology major

Philosophy: Able to have very deep thoughts about being unemployed. Communications: Being very articulate about how much it sucks to be unemployed.

@btsmochimi7924

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@antoniomolina3612

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@noahcody2655

2 жыл бұрын

Ha jokes on you I just got a communications job!

@stonecoldku4161

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahcody2655 Oh! So you're the one.

@noahcody2655

2 жыл бұрын

@@stonecoldku4161 I’m that one outlier dot on the graph 😂

So true that CS is ideal for people who are antisocial or aspies because I recall being on a support forum where I swear that around 80% of the members who were enrolled in college were in CS

As an aspiring psychologist, I take pride in that roast

Physics: Engineers but we get paid less and go even more unnoticed, but will still cling to the hope of becoming like one of our impossibly genius idols.

@teuvo2294

3 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken

@Gerox566

3 жыл бұрын

This hit too close...

@Hajime319

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@schrodingersalphacat1862

3 жыл бұрын

Engineers? Tf? That hurts dude, mind your words :(

@jaweriaali551

3 жыл бұрын

That Attack-

I love how you didn’t even try to roast the most Chad major of all: Air Conditioning Repair

@CowboyLuigi

2 жыл бұрын

Air Conditioning Repair: People make fun of you until their Air Conditioner goes kaput and you earn their respect immediately

@TheHuskyK9

2 жыл бұрын

Air Conditioning Repair: *Become a sentient air conditioner but disguised as a repairman*

@avaj1585

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it’s gotta be Golf Management

@carmen7551

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know that this is a thing

@discomanof1648

2 жыл бұрын

@@carmen7551 have you never heard of hvac.

The most accurate youtube roasting videos ever..

Imagine having a conversation with this guy 💀

Dropping out: disappointment to your family, but at least you stress about wtf to do now in exchange for not stressing out about being in debt.

@dl3650

2 жыл бұрын

Drop out '11 here lol. Best thing ever.

@Raptorman0205

2 жыл бұрын

As much as I love my alma mater, dropping out was one of the best decisions I ever made.

@sporter527

2 жыл бұрын

@@Raptorman0205 tell me more

@haruhisuzumiya24

2 жыл бұрын

You get rid of college debt by dropping out?

@mastertroll7389

2 жыл бұрын

😭😂

Creative Writing: you'll spend 4 years learning how to do something you could have taught yourself

@kassidyryzer2909

2 жыл бұрын

That's many of the arts in my personal opinion

@pheonixrises11

2 жыл бұрын

@@kassidyryzer2909 agreed. although sometimes I get temped, since I’ve never had any friends that could actually critique my art, and I could reallllllly use that sometimes. but I dunno if art class would be any better. people have different tastes and I had an art teacher in high school that would give critique but forget what I was going for in the first place and it would stray from that when I kept following her advice.

@lillipup_tamer1148

2 жыл бұрын

I grew so much as a writer because workshops do provide you with a chance to interact with other passionate writers. Coupled with a normal English degree that further enhanced my knowledge of how genre, the English literary cannon, and how different writing styles interacted with the text was beneficial.

@user-sh8yt7jz4c

2 жыл бұрын

Damnit I was planning to do that 😭

@nate_balisong1412

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillipup_tamer1148 i love workshops, theyre so insightful and you grow in all aspects of your writing

Economics is literally killing me, I think the toughness was understated and it's REALLY not a good "backup plan" because of this - former business major who switched to Econ

Correction: Philosophy is the major that lets you analyze everything (or you analyze whether or not its worth analyzing things or whether there is anything to analyze). Psychology only involves overanalyzing people except for that one class where you overanalyzed mice running through mazes or pigeons that are supposed to peck according to some pattern.

Geology: Spending 200,000 dollars to find out that a rock is a rock

@-moonchild-6845

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes this is exactly what i want-

@dr-amethyst-77

2 жыл бұрын

me, who wishes to become a geologist: hehe rock go brrr

Environmental: you spend 4 years learning why the environment is broken and then don't do anything about it

@svp5thechad408

2 жыл бұрын

Popular activists in a nutshell

You nailed it right on the head with Economics 😂 literally me

College student here at CSU, all of this is spot on.

As someone who’s probably gonna major in computer science, that description doesn’t bother me at all cuz it describes me perfectly lmao

@krithisubramanian5344

3 жыл бұрын

anti social nerd gang unite

@cor193

3 жыл бұрын

yo same

@Deaderthanadoorknob2

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@TheStickCollector

3 жыл бұрын

Also same I can make the games

@juliasanderson807

3 жыл бұрын

Sameee

Kinesiology: "Idunno, man. I'm just here on a football scholarship."

@mindlessmusings1221

2 жыл бұрын

Also sports management tbh

@adamjanks4966

2 жыл бұрын

💀

As an accounting major, so true lmao. It pays well because no else will do this shit