Philosophy: I think, therefore I am unemployed.

@MementoMoriGrizzly

3 жыл бұрын

Philosophy: My parents are rich

@ComradeDt

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOAOAOAO

@inordirection_

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComradeDt don't laugh too hard. I'm an unemployed philosophy major and it's disturbing my thinking

@zackhalilovic4753

3 жыл бұрын

@@inordirection_ what jobs can you get with that

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

3 жыл бұрын

@@zackhalilovic4753 Contemplating death

Math: You're wrong, but it would take too long to explain how.

@positivevibes9881

4 жыл бұрын

BMWJBA this comment is underrated

@mrknarf4438

3 жыл бұрын

Math: you're either very smart or dumb enough to have chosen math without being smart

@iaexo

3 жыл бұрын

Trivial

@MrRenanwill

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, Im trying to prove something like "this is the strongest assertion among others of 'the same type' '". You dont know how hard is to explain 'the same type'. My advisors are trying to change what I have written in my these to explaing that. Oh gosh! Now I need to explaing why they definition is not totaly right, cos I am feeling that something might get wrong due to huge amount of "handshake" they are doing.

@max-mw2yf

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrRenanwill Maybe you should've gotten an English degree instead of majoring in math. Because it looks like you need some grammar lessons.

Physics: I can't watch any Sci-Fi movies anymore

@umutakdeniz3399

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@umutakdeniz3399

3 жыл бұрын

@@dev-ok1li yeah i study physics and astronomy and there are like few sci fi movies that are pretty accurate

@holis3255

3 жыл бұрын

@@umutakdeniz3399 could you recommend some please?

@umutakdeniz3399

3 жыл бұрын

@@holis3255 there are few movies that are really good. Ofcourse interstellar and 2001: a space odyssey are a must to see. Also ad astra is a very good movie its stars brad pitt in it. Ad astra self wasnt very well known movie but it was really good. And the bladerunner movies are super great. The sequel of bladerunner was absolutely good. (Btw are you turkish because i think you have a turkish name hahaha)

@admiralhyperspace0015

3 жыл бұрын

That's so f'ing accurate.

Law: all my relatives think I'll get them out of a murder charge for free.

@FoodRecipes108

3 жыл бұрын

No comments

@yourmuslimahukht3352

3 жыл бұрын

Lol tru

@madotter4606

3 жыл бұрын

+ *even when I'm actually studying environmental/fiscal/Intellectual property/(others) Law 🤠

@straight1080

3 жыл бұрын

Well, this is literally possible where I am from.

@piztolice3459

3 жыл бұрын

My relatives be wanting me to study law so I could get there 30 year old drug addict cousin out of jail

English Major: None of your friends will talk to you until they need you to look over their essays.

@AKei1412

4 жыл бұрын

radio fuel underrated comment

@anthonyatienza3363

4 жыл бұрын

Were they really your friends?

@bia5141

4 жыл бұрын

radio fuel true

@Burn143

4 жыл бұрын

They aren’t really your “friends” then😂

@Exceltiaawesome

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you're right

Biochemistry: I couldn’t decide between biology or chemistry so I decided on doing twice the work

@quarantinelife.

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@renji2600

4 жыл бұрын

Almost fell into that trap

@sailortwilightmoon

4 жыл бұрын

Already fell into that trap

@brandonsballing826

4 жыл бұрын

This was exactly my thinking because im indecisive and like all science.

@theonewind

4 жыл бұрын

캐세키씨발 same lol

Psychology: I only study psych to understand what’s wrong with me

@elizabeth-tc5mk

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAH IM THINKING OF DOING PSYCH JUST FOR THIS REASON

@vince-vh8ut

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabeth-tc5mk Not worth it at all. Rather watch out for a psychologist and search your path in other interests. Honest advice to anyone who thinks about that

@elizabeth-tc5mk

3 жыл бұрын

vince nah i’m majoring in computer science but my uni requires me to do another science course as well so im doing psych

@vince-vh8ut

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabeth-tc5mk oh alright! Sounds great, enjoy your course then! ;)

@mysterymeme6141

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA, this is why Psych is one of my college options

Architecture: "Yes, legos got me into building design..."

@imshooketh1500

4 жыл бұрын

The sims

@brianisme6498

4 жыл бұрын

The plural of lego is lego

@rakeantl6730

3 жыл бұрын

"it's just like Minecraft, with all the showing off and sleep deprivation, Except the gravity and budget is exists"

@wattson451

3 жыл бұрын

Civil engineering: I thought I was in architecture, why do I need to learn about laminar flow of fluids

@Lucardini

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, same for urban planning lol

Chemistry: I've drawn more hexagons than you could ever imagine

@charvikripalani2270

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable 😂😂

@archivedaccount2049

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Skepticalresident

4 жыл бұрын

😁😁😁

@TheMingilator

4 жыл бұрын

I like hexagons, especially those with the extra 3 sides inside them!

@chinieyesmilez

4 жыл бұрын

And you never think drawing pentagons are hard until they tell you pyrolle. Also chairs make me nervous cause I keep thinking they're going to flip 😔

Neuroscience: I like Psychology, but I also like getting a decent paycheck.

@aimeedesign

4 жыл бұрын

moonlight ray finally someone did Neuroscience! Too true though.

@nic-fz1dg

4 жыл бұрын

HappyBirthday Nara physician, health technician, healthcare support, medical assistant, medical scientist, clinical lab scientist, registered nurse, pharmacist, medical director, pharmacy technician, etc.

@aena5995

4 жыл бұрын

@@nic-fz1dg but i heard ppl are jobless with this degree?? Is neuro better or biochemistry,enonomics or finance?

@SalvationIsInChristAlone

4 жыл бұрын

Aena Mustafa I’ve heard anyone be jobless with any degree. It all depends on your school, where you live, and what classes you took.

@khushee008

4 жыл бұрын

Psychologists don't get paid enough??

Physics: I chose this major because of quantum mechanics. I’m switching majors because of quantum mechanics.

@reasonablyobsessed

3 жыл бұрын

Even though I'm still in high school, this is painfully accurate. Also, is this a reference to Schrödinger's cat

@samuelking4723

3 жыл бұрын

@@reasonablyobsessedNot a reference to Schrödinger’s cat, lol. And yeah, I know a good number of people who switched majors after our intro to quantum course in my sophomore year. It’s brutal, but really interesting if you pay attention in class and don’t procrastinate.

@jellymatsuryuka6853

3 жыл бұрын

Quantum phisics are waves but not really but yes but not really

@samuelking4723

3 жыл бұрын

@@jellymatsuryuka6853 “Think of spin like a ball that’s spinning, but it’s not a ball and it’s not spinning.”

@jellymatsuryuka6853

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelking4723 Quantum phisics resuming: yesn't but not really but actually yes.

Math: The description is left as an exercise to the reader.

@normallyChallenged

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is genuinely underrated. I hated that sentence in my books.

@hexa3389

4 жыл бұрын

Finally some cultured people

@basetsanaletsholo9469

3 жыл бұрын

Thissssss 😂

@Grassmpl

3 жыл бұрын

Hint. Consider to cohomology group of epsilon chains. Find an irreducible homeomorphic reduction to G delta set representations. Finally apply the major description theorem.

@frikiboss1239

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grassmpl Thanks, now I am terrified of topology :) ( It's my second year in University and as I am also studying physics I don't have topology class until third year):

As a geology major i have to disagree with your description. I don't even get INVITED to parties.

@carolinepena5633

6 жыл бұрын

Lol that sounds pretty accurate 😂😂

@ultimatekamiguru7414

6 жыл бұрын

Assault&Vinegar I know right!

@dapperparraper860

6 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say you live under a rock

@carolinepena5633

6 жыл бұрын

@@dapperparraper860 omg that was a good one, I've gotta admit 😂😂 (It also happens to have reminded me of Patrick Star haha)

@mohannadaljabri4988

5 жыл бұрын

A bit harsh, but parties are not fun anyways :/

Physics: The highlight of your day is telling someone you study Physics

@veronicakramer5082

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander M tru 🤣🤣

@kartikkalia01

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Skepticalresident

4 жыл бұрын

True 😂😂😂

@Skepticalresident

4 жыл бұрын

& the shocked look on their face

@archivedaccount2049

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Finance: everyone assumes I count money all day but I just cry Infront of my PowerPoint slides

@digitalojos

3 жыл бұрын

Accountants and excel

@FaheemProductions

2 жыл бұрын

Same but also Excel and PDF. 🤣

English: I didn’t do any of the reading this semester but I’ll still write that 15 page paper with the confidence of Shakespeare himself.

@DsgSleazy

3 жыл бұрын

English Major: I like to use big words because I know these dum dums won't understand me

@lordbauer5983

2 жыл бұрын

Any English Major worth their salt knows how to fake their reading assignments.

30 degrees in a nutshell. USA: Cold Everyone else: Hot

@ahmedmresa

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated mate 😂

@erika-cea

4 жыл бұрын

This joke is underrated

@Goku17yen

4 жыл бұрын

bruhh, this is actually underrated lmfao

@Iron_of_man

4 жыл бұрын

Ehhh, here in AUS 30 degrees is warm.

@ghostpieguy2932

4 жыл бұрын

@Eric Lee No one in Australia says 30 is warm, we call 80 warm and if you can't deal with 110 you're a wimp

Physics: You'll get a lucrative job in just about any math related field, except physics.

@Skepticalresident

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@whatthehelliswrongwithyou

4 жыл бұрын

that's so fucking true

@aniusers

4 жыл бұрын

problem with courses are there's so many people chasing dreams and aspirations on a field with virtually no (or difficult to find) local demands. Still chose to walk that empty road tho lol

@georgetubb9124

3 жыл бұрын

@@aniusers it's an interesting hobby but engineers of various types can take some extra physics classes and do the same stuff really just more employable. Physics is important and interesting but it can go into the realm of fantasy. You could find 10 people good at maths with different pure maths theories about something. Applied physics is very important eg medical and physics is interesting

@Lazymath007_

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgetubb9124 physics is still considered a good course though. It may not directly lead to jobs in that field but you can easily transfer those skills into other jobs

Music Major: I wanted to pursue music in the most torturous way possible.

@hii_im_trash7315

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Philosophy: We think about everything except what we are going to do with this degree

@ezrasitompul6796

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@sushmit6415

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@idealthinker101

2 жыл бұрын

You just made me realise the same 😳 !!! I constantly think of every physical phenomenon I've studied yet, But, Never thought about what I'm going to do after this !

@juliancisthebest

2 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite comment here 😂

Political Science: I know why and how people interact with government and politics, but now I just hate government, politics, and people.

@delulu6969

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Jordan Peterson's life.

@bookishwriter9460

4 жыл бұрын

I don't need a degree for that. I guess I'm gifted

@Exceltiaawesome

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no it's true

@vivalachoba

4 жыл бұрын

I remember back in the days when a pol sciences student came up to me and tried to drag my field (law). Aaah the good times 🤣

@Spider-Too-Too

4 жыл бұрын

if he doesnt hate it, then he is a perfect politician

Music: I can’t wait to audition to get into college, to audition to stay in college, and to audition to get out of college

@YoshliFan

5 жыл бұрын

And then end up working in a bar

@illeetthedancer535

5 жыл бұрын

@@YoshliFan Audition for that bar*

@musicalbrit3465

5 жыл бұрын

Also can’t wait to pay £100 pound per audition, and having to audition for 5/6 Conservatoires, effectively throwing away at least around £400!

@elizahalbrook7088

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I was looking for this comment

@shanethompson2734

5 жыл бұрын

Wow thanks for the likes, I didn’t think it would blow up this much!

Civil engineering: You expect to learn how to design a bridge, but you end up spending 5 years learning math that the computer will do in your future job anyway.

@drcommondrate12

3 жыл бұрын

I am a mechanical engineer and I never used 3/4 of what we’ve discussed in our major subjects in my workplace lmao

@AB-nc6gc

3 жыл бұрын

@@drcommondrate12 What are the topics/software you use though?

@femmeNikita27

3 жыл бұрын

@@AB-nc6gc Let's take a wild guess....AUTOCAD maybe? ;-)

@amadoubalde9938

Жыл бұрын

@@drcommondrate12 what do you really do and could the same apply for aerospace engineering

Pharmacy: I study 100 hours per week for years just to move prescriptions over the counter

@bryanlemuellozada4497

2 жыл бұрын

salute

@xinren7584

2 жыл бұрын

that's so true

@frankcastle1862

2 жыл бұрын

With the weirdest handwriting

30 university degrees in one word: "Debt"

@miruz3519

5 жыл бұрын

K-Fly only in usa

@Chronically_ChiII

5 жыл бұрын

Yeh, no. Paying 500 bucks for university where I live. USA, fix your shitty corrupt educational system, while you are at it, fix your prison system.

@Xrelent

5 жыл бұрын

@Fihlippe Luhis If you go to Swedish university (which is free), you're statistically going to have almost as much debt as a US student.

@Xrelent

5 жыл бұрын

@K-Fly Some of the degrees will have no problem paying themselves off ;) Also, if you do it right (i.e., work and manage your funds), you can graduate school with very low debt regardless if you received scholarships.

@rua3132

5 жыл бұрын

Fihlippe Luhis I saw this and immediately laughed because I’m living in Europe and very much in debt, so.

Graphic designer: “Finally got a job after 38 years of unpaid internship and 5+ years of drawing hentai”

@TararidhKep

5 жыл бұрын

@KFBEL Beats Is that true? I’m studying graphic design, I’m screwed then

@thewave2941

5 жыл бұрын

:)

@angelkitty11

5 жыл бұрын

@@TararidhKep dont worry, its just an exaggeration XD

@MOo8996cz

5 жыл бұрын

@@TararidhKep There´s always a demand for graphic designers nowadays dont worry

@Anna-zp1ok

5 жыл бұрын

@@TararidhKep no it's an exaggeration, it is importent to get an internship, since it may lead to a higher paid job quicker. There are actually a lot of job opportunities for graphic designers, ways yo move up the latter. Especially if you have a good minor such as marketing or buisness.

Math: I can write some reallllyyy pretty f's, x's, a's & b's

@edoardocalderoni1293

3 жыл бұрын

my x's suck but my f's are juicy ngl

@Caspar__

3 жыл бұрын

And I know the entire Greek alphabet and what every letter means in any context imaginable.

Japanese studies: I can’t read the subtitles and watch the anime at the same time.

chemical engineering: I chose this major because I liked chemistry and now I'm failing bc it's 90% math

@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349

5 жыл бұрын

Wow I'm learning more here about the possible degrees I want than the actual career program at school..

@leagueplays2100

5 жыл бұрын

LOL, that's great

@lacku2677

5 жыл бұрын

When you think science doesn’t include math bahahahaha

@camillecardoze5501

5 жыл бұрын

@@lacku2677 um...?

@1NN3RxC0R3

5 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain

Mathematics: everyone assumes you're clever but you're honestly just lost and winging everything.

@bahrinadrian5072

4 жыл бұрын

Winging everything is the point

@chinieyesmilez

4 жыл бұрын

That's how 50% of the proofs work out anyways

@TheBigtimedead

4 жыл бұрын

Also people call you a masochist

@TheBigtimedead

4 жыл бұрын

@@bahrinadrian5072 or is it a line, do you have any proof for that?

@ItoNarasimha

4 жыл бұрын

SOO TRUEE

Aerospace engineering: depression hits better in space

"I don't like spreadsheets, but I like money." It seems that im taking the right path

@DsgSleazy

3 жыл бұрын

It seems that I fucked up when picking my program.

@gobalbucs

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@raneerah7730

3 жыл бұрын

Planning to take that course and I sneezed with this relatable description😂

Aerospace Engineering​:I don't know what is going on. But at least my job sounds cool

@CubicleComa369

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit I’m starting an aerospace engineering bachelors in less than a month 😂

@masterdon187

4 жыл бұрын

in 3rd year and I still dont know what I'm doing😂

@aibartalgatuly3011

4 жыл бұрын

Atthaphan Hirunyapuck My cousin is an Aerospace Engineer. Yeah

@antereaw6178

4 жыл бұрын

Yep...sounds about right 🐸☕️

@memeboy8207

4 жыл бұрын

or you want to deafet ksp

Historian: Now that you understand world events, watch as no one takes your warnings seriously!

@Skepticalresident

4 жыл бұрын

😁

@Spider-Too-Too

4 жыл бұрын

will Durant

@alicewonderland2842

4 жыл бұрын

this applies now more than ever

@kat2711

3 жыл бұрын

Ouchie wowchie

@unacuentadeyoutube13

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that happened to me along 2020. I told my friends about many epidemics and they were like 'it's just a flu and you are a coward'

Political Science in Russia: now I know why everyone is depressed but I'm getting arrested for trying to change it

@ElMa3107

3 жыл бұрын

Im also a political science student from Belgium going on an exchange to st Petersburg in September so this comment actually made my day 😹

@fitmotheyap

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElMa3107 do you still exist.. ?

@heavystalin2419

3 жыл бұрын

@@fitmotheyap Unfortunately

@pedropedrohan102

3 жыл бұрын

@@fitmotheyap it seems they sent them to a "school" that "educates" people

@jaegerbawmb687

2 жыл бұрын

Eyyy pfp twin

finance : learn how to steal money legally

@femmeNikita27

3 жыл бұрын

That would be....accounting. ;-) Especially corporate one.

@alexandraami

2 жыл бұрын

sounds fun

@nycto16

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing 😂💯

As criminology student, I can confirm that sentence, or in a way we like to say: “We are guarantee to end up in a police office after graduation”

@maxburrill6192

4 жыл бұрын

And if you're really good, on either end of the outcome spectrum, you won't.

@Spider-Too-Too

4 жыл бұрын

i guess you will be extra good at your job cuz you know how to think like a criminal?

@dogwithacoolhat

3 жыл бұрын

not if you're good enough

@mastersonogashira1796

3 жыл бұрын

Zach Godley that better you are, the longer you stay

@mastersonogashira1796

2 жыл бұрын

@Violet evergarden job is somewhat hard to find but all pay well, problem is police or police-associated jobs are not the most respected position in the US depending on where you live

I’m only studying this to become Iron Man

@Jousef9

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Mello damn he figured us out

@wenxuanz9119

5 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he said "I’m only studying this to become a man "

@the1anonymouse

5 жыл бұрын

Ironically that would be more mechanical engineering than electrical

@devilcwesker5980

5 жыл бұрын

@@the1anonymouse not really

@the1anonymouse

5 жыл бұрын

@@devilcwesker5980 it's a lot of propulsion and thermodynamics as well as materials and structural design. Electric machines are also taught in most mech-e courses

Econometrics: I can literally prove mathematically what will happen in the future Economics: Im pretty sure something is going to happen in the future Business major: Mo N ey Go aNd Up Down haha

@Lazymath007_

3 жыл бұрын

Not if you are a business major and you specialize in finance, although still pretty funny though 😂😂

@oskarskorge8554

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lazymath007_ Word bro haha

@gaaraio2771

3 жыл бұрын

When is the next market crash?

@pedrolmlkzk

3 жыл бұрын

And the third still makes the most money

@pedrolmlkzk

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaaraio2771 yes

English Literature: I no longer read for fun but my entire personality circles around reading. Even though I haven't picked up even the shittiest romance novel since leaving my course I will continue to tell people I love books.

@risn5478

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yeah literature, where you read books that you don't even care about.

@vapoury484

3 жыл бұрын

@@risn5478 Or trying to find quotes for a book you haven't read without spoiling the ending by going too deep into Cliffs Notes

@lapislazuli6018

2 жыл бұрын

I relate..

Geologists aren't boring. They rock.

@KillFeed669

6 жыл бұрын

Ooooohhhh you, I see what you did there. Don't ever do it again.

@always-alicia

6 жыл бұрын

Getting!

@aliamaouz1603

6 жыл бұрын

GeniusLad32 ...down a rocky path

@aizawasuki

6 жыл бұрын

And they cause a movement

@alexanderthegreat1356

6 жыл бұрын

GeniusLad32 that joke was hard

Teaching: "I couldn't figure out what I wanted to study"

@mrspuffoncrack1404

6 жыл бұрын

can confirm

@legokangaroo5010

6 жыл бұрын

Jamie Somerville yep

@giraffelord94

6 жыл бұрын

;_;

@kimjuanjun7124

6 жыл бұрын

That's why American education system sucks

@thereisnousernorname

6 жыл бұрын

"I didn't know what to study so I'll make students study in compensation."

Geography: Everybody talks about maps and flags but nobody really knows what you're doing

@adamgreek709

3 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this

@Grassmpl

3 жыл бұрын

Well hopefully your maps are smooth. You dont have the capability of a mathematician to deal with nonsmooth maps.

@serbiastronk1544

Жыл бұрын

Correction: Everyone asks if all those field trips are necessary for your studies, and you say yes but you know that you're just being a tourist on vacation

Maths: I can’t even explain what I don‘t understand.

Fun fact: If a geologist asks if you want to see their rock collection, ask them to be more specific. Most geologists have a wide selection of vinyls to listen to.

@ElizahMendoza

4 жыл бұрын

I like your wit

@santkabir95

4 жыл бұрын

Rock Show! Rock Show!

@danield8632

4 жыл бұрын

I’m glad this joke didn’t go down the path I thought it would

@troillandford7679

4 жыл бұрын

That's some British sitcom type of wit. Love it

@michelepellegrino6640

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel D feel you dude LOL

What you said about Criminology is exactly what I always thought about it

@sarlotevolosevic4559

5 жыл бұрын

Me too xD

@filipedias7284

5 жыл бұрын

Government must be very concerned about employing those niggas

@bromora989

5 жыл бұрын

S.I.C.K Art just ask Dexter Morgan.

@__-wc5zn

5 жыл бұрын

@@filipedias7284 Filipe do you have an n-word pass.

@forensic9876

5 жыл бұрын

Im studying forensic science and thats sad but truee

Architecture: you know more about art than artists and drink a lot of coffee

@aricarly

3 жыл бұрын

My classmates used to drink 5-8 cups of coffee each day. I failed as an architecture student because I cannot even drink half a cup per year.

Physics: I think I accidentally applied for mathematics

“Comprehending the English language slightly better” *realises that’s the basis of my law degree*

@CuriousMoth

6 жыл бұрын

Geomorphology's basically the same way. You baffle people with words like 'striations' and 'solifluction', which actually mean, "scrapey bits", and, "the mud slipped down". Aah, if only I could go back in time and stop myself from ever going to college or university. I'd have saved a lot of wasted time and money.

@vertikil

6 жыл бұрын

then what would you do instead? I just started and i dont wanna waste my time either

@W4rr1orZ

6 жыл бұрын

What would you do after you're done studying? What's stopping you from doing that now?

@LuneLuan

6 жыл бұрын

CuriousMoth Everyone always says go to college no matter what but I’ve never had a conversation with someone who actually went to college. Please give us details.

@chrisd3830

6 жыл бұрын

CuriousMoth ANSWERS MAN WE NEED ANSWERS

Medicine: This was the only degree that stopped my parents from disowning me

@nahimamiste6182

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@klutz3955

3 жыл бұрын

ouch. too real

@CyberMinkk

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it’s so true. After i finished med school i will do art

@angelusvastator1297

3 жыл бұрын

It's a good degree but hard to get into. SMH.

@Ryanbros

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelusvastator1297 it’s not that hard like a slight minority makes it in as opposed to the majority a decade ago

Biology: I’m either going to be super successful or I’ll have a job that is average pay

@Hugo-fi9xr

3 жыл бұрын

It is quite the same for medical sciences. If you make good decisions, discovery's etc no problems other wise you are just poor

@kamolam4503

3 жыл бұрын

What is the "super successful" option tho?

@Ryanbros

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamolam4503 any of the doctor jobs

@hj2479

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamolam4503 Med school (anything from there pays well), Ph.d. for either a good teaching job (professor) or better yet, some work in biotech, pharma etc. There is also biomed engineers and bioinformatics/computational biology people that make good money. It is really a matter of which graduate degree program you can afford and get into after your bachelors, that is where it gets highly competitive.

Environmental engineering: No, we are not hippies with degrees.

@michaelnajoan5104

2 жыл бұрын

or : yeah they told us to learn about environmental laws in the first year as if we could do anything if anyone do anything to the law this is just my guess btw, I don't actually know what you'll learn or what you'll become bcs I'm still a freshmen (I study environmental engineering)

@sunshinehope6657

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelnajoan5104 wow I'm almost finishing my career. Depending on the curriculum of your country or university you are gonna learn some stuff first or later. For example I've studied environmental laws on my 3rd year and it's like A LOT 😭 (I had chosen this career for numbers and science, but I still had to take law courses)

@michaelnajoan5104

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunshinehope6657 lol I'm pretty lucky then, they told us to learn about it a little in like THE FIRST CLASS, but it's intriguing for me so I think I should be glad. Thanks for the info, now I know that I can take on this stupid college life

@michaelnajoan5104

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunshinehope6657 oh and by a little I mean a whole laws that's worth like what? A decade of laws? it's like a big mush of all the previous laws and now it's one big thingy, idk man, this college stuff is crazy

Physics : studying how to understand things you can't understand

@stefanlaurentiu7084

5 жыл бұрын

Studying how to not understand things you understand (quantum fizics)

@fyurex8969

5 жыл бұрын

Thats why I switched out of it, I realized it never had closure and you just think about unsolvable problems

@kingofthenattys8740

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂so true

@chroma9848

5 жыл бұрын

The Quantum world be like: Trying to understand that you cannot understand things that you thought are understandable.

@CulturalCats

5 жыл бұрын

@Bob Franky It's simple, if you can't represent it with maths, just tell the philosophers to deal with it.

Ah yes, the commonly known degree Marxism.

@orionmedivh5859

3 жыл бұрын

@Uzma Khan Yeah there were some mandatory classes teaching Marxism in college, and it’s for everyone. But I don’t think there’s a major degree for that in China either, it’s usually a minor degree under philosophy.

@garrettjohnson3436

3 жыл бұрын

@Kzaxrtij Skather Marxist scholars don’t take the communist manifesto very seriously, he wrote other things that were way more important

@Vukma161

3 жыл бұрын

@@garrettjohnson3436 Yeah, the manifesto is more like a pamphlet for the average worker.

@nataliemilburn2585

3 жыл бұрын

@Kzaxrtij Skather lmao the manifesto is like 40 pages, Das Kapital is the big one, it’s like 2000 pages of boring theory on the ethics (or rather lack thereof) of capitalism and how communism would work in replacement

@optimus5306

3 жыл бұрын

@@nataliemilburn2585 how it doesn’t work* in replacement

Anything business related: I wasn't smart enough to do Economics so I thought this was the next best thing

@nunyabusiness6450

3 жыл бұрын

U right u right

@Lazymath007_

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly. Business has better job prospects compared to economics. My point is they both have their own pros and cons

@nycto16

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lazymath007_ Yes exactly! -Alpha Nemesis here.

society needs to build up more opportunities for other degrees other than stem and medical common, we also want to study what we love and get paid for it

@genghiskhan5701

2 жыл бұрын

Its pretty much a fantasy in any society you can think of since business, medicine and STEM are actually needed by people to function. Many degress especially in the social sciences and humanities shouldn't even exist or should have been relegated into a minor or integrated into a general course, and this is coming from a political science student(which I doubled with a business degree) Also you can always study what you love by yourself and monetize the hobby through the blogging or content creation.

@CoffeeSnep

2 жыл бұрын

@@genghiskhan5701 I agree with this. For me I'm going for medical technologies (didn't want to be a doctor lol) but I love history even more. But there aren't as many jobs in history and they usually aren't as good and pay less. But I still take history courses and others as electives because they're fun to take.

@shouryasanjeev9284

2 жыл бұрын

Society doesn't build opportunities. Society has needs and those that can fulfil them are inherently more valuable. If 10% of engineers, scientists or doctors disappeared, progress of our society will be pushed by by decades but literally all of the world's gender studies, political science, "marxism", etc grads could disappear and it will make no difference.

@lia-rh7qj

2 жыл бұрын

true true, also, i got into a good university and i'm starting in september! My course is cse :)

@shouryasanjeev9284

2 жыл бұрын

@@lia-rh7qj congrats 🎉

Pharmacy: I want to be a drug dealer

@FoodRecipes108

3 жыл бұрын

I am a chemist student we can think about something if you are interested

@hirohunter2314

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a business student, maybe i can help you?

@ava-if8xc

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂...Dont know about drug dealing...but i would love to discover new drug.

@Evelinaa

3 жыл бұрын

Im a tourism student, after covid i can get you into a funky drug event?😂

@Evelinaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourmom336 amazing, you should sell covid passports on there too🤣

Biochemistry: I'm smart enough to be a doctor but I hate interacting with human beings

@breecasey6744

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@jonahwilhelm8409

4 жыл бұрын

I'm doing biochem and pre med so🤷‍♂️

@fallingcrane1986

4 жыл бұрын

A perfect degree for me

@justtoolit6051

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a Biochemist + Doctor in the making

@yuno3703

4 жыл бұрын

Biochemistry is as challenging as studying physics

Finance: Money is the solution to every problem.

Architect: "I have artistic skills but also I don't want to be unemployed like those with art degree"

@coolbeans5911

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

@TeknoSquirrel

5 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked.

@Sr_Sinful

5 жыл бұрын

One of the most unemployed degrees ironically enough, even more so than an art degree according to some sources.

@itwhoitisme7810

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sr_Sinful WAIT REALLY ? I'm doing foundation in design but next year I'm planning on doing architecture...so what is your advise...should I switch to architectural engineering?

@itwhoitisme7810

5 жыл бұрын

Plz tell me this isn't true

Genetic engineer: I secretly want to be a mad scientist

@TheRazorTongue

6 жыл бұрын

It's true.

@kwazooplayingguardsman5615

5 жыл бұрын

Mostly racists

@james4727

5 жыл бұрын

Yeh now days lots of people play with DNA it's not as niche

@SunritShukla

5 жыл бұрын

Green Ghouls Correction Genetics is a degree

@taylormotyl5085

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna make a protomorph

Chemistry: Everyone you tell about your degree asks if you are going to start a meth lab

@krsmanjovanovic8607

3 жыл бұрын

Are you going to start a crystal meth lab?

Games Design: I bailed when I found out how much effort is needed to make a game

@jenkathefridge3933

2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to do game design in college just for a year so I can just learn the programming language for it if that will help with anything.

@symblesurfing7666

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenkathefridge3933 you need math too and geometry especially

@jenkathefridge3933

2 жыл бұрын

@@symblesurfing7666 what the hell am i susposed to do geometry with?

@gamedesire2325

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenkathefridge3933 If you are going to learn just the programming language go to CS.

@jenkathefridge3933

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamedesire2325 I could but i'm going to wait untill Christmas to get a laptop so I can learn how to code which is better than going to university I guess and paying for to learn how to do programming.

Computer Science: Im just here because I like video games

@mendoxei

4 жыл бұрын

We have a gametechnology degree in my country (it's just cs with game projects instead of software projects though)

@tiboosters9668

4 жыл бұрын

@@mendoxei That's super cool

@mendoxei

4 жыл бұрын

@@tiboosters9668 Yeah, it's pretty nice :)

@SalvationIsInChristAlone

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@SalvationIsInChristAlone

4 жыл бұрын

cameron ward no, you’d be stupid to think it’s that black and white. You think I’m going to use coding to enter the field of data science? But that involves coding no? CS is very ambiguous

History: I can't watch historical films anymore.

@FaithfulOfBrigantia

4 жыл бұрын

This

@ABeardedDad

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, you should check out history buffs KZread channel.

@mathiass1999

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously. It hurts so much...

@FRISHR

3 жыл бұрын

Then try playing Assassin’s Creed games instead.

@nabkill0134

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you just spoil yourself

Medical Science: I understand the concepts taught in Medicine but don’t want to interact with patients😂

Math: "I need proofs for everything"

International relations: I will probably be kidnapped by terrorists or change places every 4 years

@ikram1899

4 жыл бұрын

hey genuine question, do you think international relations has good job prospects ?

@hasanaliakhmedov6826

4 жыл бұрын

@@ikram1899 Yeah. I mean if you don't mind moving every 4 to 8 years or so. It is good. You get to experience diffrent cultures. You can also work for provate companies. So not only goverment. And you earn very good money and good pension(better if you work for the goverment) But I guess the choice is yours

@micahtorres9011

4 жыл бұрын

etherealcandy You can get jobs that don’t make you move every few years. DC and NYC are big for international relations jobs. Other cities have them too if don’t live near either.

@deathstroke8639

4 жыл бұрын

@@micahtorres9011 how about San Francisco?

@micahtorres9011

4 жыл бұрын

#Deathstroke Yes. There are a lot of job opportunities there. Including unpaid or low pay summer internships for college students.

Arts: enjoyable but not employable.

@durpddurke4633

5 жыл бұрын

I want this sentence on a T-shirt please

@KangJangkrik

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. Gimme 100pcs

@Sea_Maranatha_

5 жыл бұрын

PLEASE put this on a shirt. PLEASE

@sivel7493

5 жыл бұрын

unless you study concept design

@behemoth2887

5 жыл бұрын

Banzai Boy unfortunately XD

HR: I like psychology, but I also like getting a job

@Lazymath007_

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm smart

@wochenente6977

3 жыл бұрын

HR is human resources, right? There's a degree for that where you live? In Germany/Austria it's just a specification in your economics degree. And you don't even really need to study economics to get a job in the HR department of most companies here. I am a psychology student and a lot of my colleagues work at HR or want to go into it. So I'm surprised that there a countries that have a specific degree for that :D

@ralphbarten2342

3 жыл бұрын

@@wochenente6977 Well it depends. In the Netherlands there are some HR functions you can do with only a high school diploma as well. But for functions like HR advisor/manager/businesspartner you always need a degree. I'm currently studying HRM, which falls under a bachelor of arts. There are however some universities which call it a "bachelor of science". It's kind of in the grey area.

@wochenente6977

3 жыл бұрын

@@ralphbarten2342 I think the situation in Austria is similar, you just worded it a lot better. There definitely are a few jobs in the department that you can do without going to uni, but for higher positions you are required to get at least some sort of degree (not necessarily specifically economics but you have to study something relevant to the department (e.g. psychology like my colleagues)). Thanks for clearing that up!

@internetm8

3 жыл бұрын

@@wochenente6977 HR being a specification in economics? That's terrible... Well not really terrible, but I see no link between the two, maybe being a specification in business would make more sense.

As an Economics major the sentence is already painfully true and I'm only in my first year

@angelotamendi1025

2 жыл бұрын

Explain plzzzz worried here

@ALBAGetos

2 жыл бұрын

Lol nah econ students don't know or learn shit

“Why did you become a Historian” “To make the dankest of memes against humanity”

@krsmanjovanovic8607

4 жыл бұрын

Is that Mista on your profile pic?

@monetizedyay6827

4 жыл бұрын

"Why did you become a Historian?" "To prove to the gang that 4 was a cursed number throughout history"

@slyshadow205

4 жыл бұрын

"Historians don't know beauty" Me: Panzer kampfwagen mk.IV

@unbearabletruth4310

3 жыл бұрын

@@monetizedyay6827 the 4 I got on my geometry test is enough to prove it all

psychology: my friends from other degree expect me to read their mind

translation studies: im fluent in 4 languages but i only use one sentence to ask old rich businessman if they want coffee or tea on a airplane

Dentist : My friends never believe that I am a doctor

*me, unemployed with an art degree* (Any arts degree) "I'm never getting a job" *oh*

@jsng1126

5 жыл бұрын

Judith Piper believe in urself

@kpfernandico

5 жыл бұрын

Make ur own job then. It's possible

@tsuDNYM

5 жыл бұрын

F

@therealnoob205

4 жыл бұрын

F

@vuongamandaav

4 жыл бұрын

Animator

Electrical engineer here. Can confirm a driving motivation was to eventually build an Iron Man suit.

@ericpan7281

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Davis is ee hard/difficult?

@robertdavis1783

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericpan7281 Depends on what you're good at at interested in. If you don't like a lot of math, then I'd say pretty difficult. Overall, it's one of the more demanding majors in the STEM area, but if you're good with calculus being on every problem, you'll be fine.

@atrowell

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericpan7281 It's a little hard visualizing electro-magnetic stuff at first, but eventually you come up with mechanical analogs to most things, and it gets better. I thought it was a lot of math at first, but the Physics guys really seem to get the math loaded on. And the Math guys, they do lots of math too. :-)

@tylerscudder9358

5 жыл бұрын

Mechanical Engineering*

@crimsonnite9291

5 жыл бұрын

@@tylerscudder9358 Wrong mechanical engineering was "I tried studying electrical engineering, but it was too hard"

Arts degree: I'm never getting a job Hentai artist community: *Come, this is no place to die.*

@dinkopausic6357

3 жыл бұрын

"Come!!"

Communications: I literally lie for my employer and get paid in air dollars.

Education: Only another 50 years and I’ll finally be out of school.

@boop99

6 жыл бұрын

TheCheck7 Hahaha that's what I want to do for some reason

@ihateblueberries

6 жыл бұрын

Going to school just so that you can go back to school but get paid

@commanderhedgehog590

5 жыл бұрын

Basically teachers

@elizrebezilmadommdo1662

4 жыл бұрын

@@ihateblueberries the perfect dream

@DsgSleazy

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihateblueberries just so you can go back to school and get paid the same amount as the high schoolers you teach

Well this was definitely a confidence booster as an art major...

@mintimin8707

5 жыл бұрын

Peaceful RAGE as someone who wants to go be an art major I am questioning my decisions right now

@MrUwU-dj7js

5 жыл бұрын

@@mintimin8707 Well, don't look at an arts degree just as something that will make earn a looot of money. Just do it because you like it and you enjoy it : )

@mintimin8707

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Garcia I want to do it so badly no matter the cost. However, my family is asian so they really want me to be a doctor. I have to view it like them as well. They don't want me to suffer a lot and get a stable job. Considering going double major or something or even just taking seperate arts classes not in college but just like a small program.

@MrUwU-dj7js

5 жыл бұрын

@@mintimin8707 In that case, the doube titulation is a pretty nice option. Try to talk with them, say them how much you really like that and you will surely achieve a deal with them .

@mintimin8707

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Garcia thank you so much :)

Business: I really need to graduate

@hii_im_trash7315

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

Geology: "Im very boring at parties" Thats very untrue, people love it when I talk about the Cambrian period. Did you know that in 1777, a fossil of a creature called Hallucigenia was discovered? It was described as a worm that walked on spines and had tentacles on the top of its body. Very odd, but it was accepted as the best interpretation for the creature, hence its name meaning "bizzare and dream-like". Eventually, in 1991 someone interpreted Hallucigenia walked on the tentacle-like appendages and had the spines on top for protection. When asked how he came up with this idea, he simply inverted the specimen. So now everytime I feel like I overlooked an obvious solution to something, I remember that It took scientists almost 15 years to flip a fossil right side up.

@jaegerbawmb687

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know that millions of aot fans will find this comment very interesting (me being one of them)

@countbinfaceglobalpresiden7926

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know that during the Silurian and Devonian there existed gigantic sea scorpions like Jaekelopterus.

@leondaventus6981

2 жыл бұрын

very cool bro

@CesarJoel94

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I had more friends like you with interesting things to say and talk about

@khawaja958

2 жыл бұрын

Can you summarise this in 2 sentences

Med students aren't even here to make fun of themselves because they are busy burning their lashes studying for a test they will probably fail:'v

@sadiqchoudhury8475

5 жыл бұрын

Nah trust me I'm a med student in London and the amount of procrastination and not regoing over lectures astounds me. I find it mental that there is only a 10% failure rate in my uni

@richard12345678984

5 жыл бұрын

Sadiq choudhury In my uni in france we have a 80% dropout/failure

@LS-fr6if

5 жыл бұрын

Alexis B ptdrr mais la paces cest une enorme blague

@promi9526

5 жыл бұрын

@@sadiqchoudhury8475 what uni do you go to?

@promi9526

5 жыл бұрын

Thot Slayer omg your profile picture spins!

"Any art student - you're never going to get a job". Ooff

@kn4042

6 жыл бұрын

Asif Azeez ouch

@praius7960

6 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong. If you're being specific, they'll never get a job in what they study.

@ChocolateAsian9000

6 жыл бұрын

Praius hmmmm wrong I’m a graphic designer in a cushy firm

@daniell5740

6 жыл бұрын

ChocolateAsian9000 if you want us to be specific 1% will

@johnnywaffles2482

6 жыл бұрын

ChocolateAsian9000 yeah you didn't major in paint shading or sculpting though

Math: I am bored after reading more than 3 sentences in a non symbolic language. #physics

Biology: All you remember besides the fact that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell is that you have yet to find a job.

Education: I have no clue what I wanna do, but at least I’ll have a stable income

@LynelFox

4 жыл бұрын

whatareyoudoinglookingatmyusername BAHAHA

@hryank33

4 жыл бұрын

Most people who got into education want to be a teacher. Honestly for the amount of schooling you need, education is one of the lower pay, but is is stable.

@bahrinadrian5072

4 жыл бұрын

Judging by how my teachers behave so far, "I either am a sociopath, am bipolar or suffer from extreme mood swings" would fit better

@playlistmaker6703

3 жыл бұрын

@@hryank33 American? Teacher pay is awesome in Germany

@faraway-2009

3 жыл бұрын

If you have a passport from an English-speaking country then just go abroad and teach English, you’ll get paid loads.

Jokes on you, I can never be boring at parties because I never go to ones....😣

@enclavesoldier1778

5 жыл бұрын

Stay woke.

@Kapnohuxi_folium

5 жыл бұрын

Me and my endless paleontological facts about mostly dinosaurs makes me really fun at parties tho

@gentlemanvontweed7147

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kapnohuxi_folium I'm into dino porn. I 'd love to have a conversation with you.

@NeonManatee

5 жыл бұрын

We aren't boring, other people are just to crazy for us.

@ahhyesstoinks4058

5 жыл бұрын

You got'em good

This is actually so funny. Being in college and having tried many classes out, some of these ring too true.

0:54 this one hurt, a lot.

Linguistics I wanted to research languages Now everyone expects me to translate things

@Grassmpl

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike those of us in math and computer science, you use languages that are both regular and not context free at the same time. Regular: the set of words in a spoken language is finite. Not context free: the same word can have drastically different meaning based on tone, environment, relationships, etc. For us this is never possible as a finite automata is automatically a push down automata.

@hazelstratum

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grassmpl pls teach me math

"I love animals, i cant wait to put them down all day" WTF!!!

@Liuhuayue

6 жыл бұрын

It's true, though. Vets do a lot of day-to-day euthanasia, even though they tend to love animals.

@johntuffield1457

6 жыл бұрын

#truth

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335

6 жыл бұрын

Demi-God Crisis Michael Vick probably had a say in that

@backdoorslutz9598

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 best part!!

@Getz

6 жыл бұрын

what did you think they do all day? pet animals? LOL

I'd argue that accountants are the most qualified people to cry at their computers. Source: accountant

Nuclear Engineering: I'm a plumber but the water's spicy.

Philosophy One kid in class talking to the teacher

@sowiwiody3681

4 жыл бұрын

I study logistics of aviation and I'm that one student who always argues with the teacher. Surprisingly we have philosophy too.

@ashtonford2119

4 жыл бұрын

This is actually my A Level lesson lmao

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

4 жыл бұрын

@@sowiwiody3681 No wonder your name is Adolf Hitler

Biomedical Engineering: I’m doing twice the work as biology majors just in case I can’t get into med school.

Aries English Majors: "I can't read anymore; No one knows proper grammar."

Environmental science: please don’t tell my professor I don’t recycle

@atharvbhange687

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@janetteruiz9347

4 жыл бұрын

Oof xdd

@TheSweetForever

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@theonewind

4 жыл бұрын

Timothy Liao they shud lose their degree if thats their mindset

"I now understand why I am attracted to my boyfriend." Damn you, Freud. 😂

@yukakoi1735

3 жыл бұрын

this guy just understood why he was attracted to his mother tbh. he was weird ngl.

@sniper9143

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute 🤔🤔😳😳

@Augass

3 жыл бұрын

@@yukakoi1735 you would find out pretty much every person is weird if you REALLY got to know them.

@mysterygirl9878

3 жыл бұрын

@@Augass freud takes the cake tho whenever he comes up in class we all just sigh and say not that freak again

@ocytocine96

3 жыл бұрын

That's litteraly what happened to me 😂