Every career kinda sucks but being a student is the worst one ; )

@WeMVP715

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@wencepineda7350

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@kachigga_

3 жыл бұрын

Edit: Third

@DrAngelKins

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@imrightyourewrongshutup1096

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Historian: having an creepy addiction finding out about dead people's lives.

@silkyxcore5497

3 жыл бұрын

Nosy therapists-

@filipfajny8922

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that's partially why i plan to be a historian

@user-zh8zb6xs6i

3 жыл бұрын

Historian: Assuming everyone were rOoMaTeS and cLoSe fRiEnDs.

@happytheducky

3 жыл бұрын

did you know that George Washington had to ban snacking in cabinet meetings because Thomas Jefferson would eat macaroni and cheese throughout the whole meeting?

@brijeshsamal7035

3 жыл бұрын

Change that to Necrophiliacs

Banker: creepy person who secretly judges how broke you are.

@TrelliessRose

3 жыл бұрын

Financial Representative: An insurance agent who can also sell other securities products that separate hard workers from their money and pays most of it back when customers get injured, sick, or die.

@moonchild8477

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@alexandraguardian9840

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863

2 жыл бұрын

Aand i cant look at this without remebering the *3 thousand* silent people who agree

@luqmaanjama4052

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not fair if ur the first person to reply to a popular comment and u will get so much likes even if it’s do random

Animator: -Congratulations! You just spent 6 days finishing one frame that will be unnoticed!

@pianoforte5964

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@animantis

2 жыл бұрын

so true

@YourLocalAnonAccount

2 жыл бұрын

t-this is bone-hurtingly true-

@armytbchaine6515

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulation ! You made a pretty drawing that will contribute to noone in society

@voidseesall

Жыл бұрын

Now all you gotta do to complete one minute of the show is to repeat the process, and cry every night that you can't imprint what's in your brain on the screen immediately!

Comedian: a job where other people's life is a joke Engineers: a job where your own life is a joke

@avishii__________

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@user-eo1vk

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably Indian engineers Becoz many Indian engineers are jobless

@brandenbui4314

2 жыл бұрын

Explain engineering part

@lilisfave5898

Жыл бұрын

Do you even know what an engineer does?

@MSN539

Жыл бұрын

@@brandenbui4314 he doesn’t mean literally everyone loves to slander engineering students

Astronauts: People who are so sick of the world that they'd rather be on the moon.

@selfryed

3 жыл бұрын

LOL WOW SUCH A CREATIVE AND UNDERRATED COMMENT LOLL

@rose-mg1ws

3 жыл бұрын

You spit facts rule

@Hubbabubba465

3 жыл бұрын

LOL love it! Should be in the videoXD

@xd-ff6pu

3 жыл бұрын

That would be me

@Idontwantanybodytoknowmyname

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah that’s me. Because I’m gonna be an astronaut when I grow up. Lol.

this guy took the “imma end this mans whole career” meme to a whole other level

@DiazPolloLOL

3 жыл бұрын

𝓢𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮

@okalright881

3 жыл бұрын

It's more like "imma end every mans whole career"

@pomegranate10017

3 жыл бұрын

wake up, you're famous

@rkrh

3 жыл бұрын

... I’m top comment ? wha-

@kalyani4118

3 жыл бұрын

The 1k like

Engineers: roasting is not needed, you’re yourself a good roast.

@steezydeeznuts

Жыл бұрын

????

@christophbethe7871

Жыл бұрын

Yep crispy as a burnt toast

Singer: A job for people who love stretching their intonations Rapper: A job where people spit words as fast as they can

@M1551NGN0

Жыл бұрын

Exactly on point 🤣

Engineer : job which involves inventing advanced technologies that will ultimately end up taking their own job.

@salmaabdelfadil6316

3 жыл бұрын

Robotic engineers: *nervous sweating*

@aeiara

3 жыл бұрын

Takes dig your own grave to a whole new level

@shreeyashmishra2120

3 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves thousands of likes😂❤️❤️❤️

@iiCounted2134

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@user-et8vm9cc3t

3 жыл бұрын

No, I have a better one: Engineer: job which probably mostly involves creating and fixing air conditioners, vacuum cleaners and the like but whose practicioners boast on KZread how great it is. :P

Therapist: Getting paid to say ‘how does that make you feel’ and nod your head while your patients pour out depressing life stories

@gigibyte_

3 жыл бұрын

thats what i want to be😂

@azielray7136

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but it makes a difference in those people’s lives

@tallybone

3 жыл бұрын

Like mine!

@takamikeigo7985

3 жыл бұрын

Wait whats the difference between psychiatrist and therapist?

@thyagiweerakkody9879

3 жыл бұрын

@@takamikeigo7985 a psychiatrist can prescribe medicine but a therapist can’t

Engineer: Suffering through some of the hardest courses to land a job that doesn't use practically anything you learned in school

@firebeardlongfellow5295

2 жыл бұрын

GOOD GOD MAN I HATE THIS BEING SO TRUE 😭

@speedan

Жыл бұрын

Spot on!

Researcher: scientist but less fancy Or Researcher: a person who goes through everyone else's work, compiles them and calls it their own

@M1551NGN0

Жыл бұрын

LOL WHAT

Engineers: "I have survived...for the day" Wow 1.7k of you guys liked that's a big number

@avidagamegerl1081

3 жыл бұрын

They think they’re up for a cool job until they start having to design boring apartments.

@yb1606

3 жыл бұрын

Astronomers : Me too lets build a shelter and search for the others who aren't burnt Ill check space and you look too, then we will check land.

@mukuroikusaba7695

3 жыл бұрын

Pilots: we will seek refuge in a foreign country, where we will look for other survivors

@VanessaJimen3z

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yes!

@evanssamuelbiju4315

3 жыл бұрын

You, a malayali?

Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.

@SN-vn6wb

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a perfectionist's dream job or worst nightmare? 😂

@yournemesis8232

3 жыл бұрын

@@SN-vn6wb scary either ways

@arnavreddy

2 жыл бұрын

I think u forgot the you get paid a six figure income to design stuff that will anyways be dismissed as useless and impractical lol

@IRON_KING_KNIGHT

2 жыл бұрын

@@arnavreddy My country doesn’t allow any engineer to design anything in the first 10 years 😐😐

@singedwaffles

2 жыл бұрын

@@IRON_KING_KNIGHT how the fuck are they able to design anything after 10 years if they havnt designed anything in 10 years...

I just wanna say... the one about farmers wasnt actually a roast, more of a complement... Thank you for recognizing us :)

@jeannebye8153

Жыл бұрын

Me always got a high respect for soldiers and farmers

@CanidateManFryingPan

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for providing your local communities (and possibly other places) with produce along with other goods/services :)

@kriptionite8412

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for providing us with food and the-like 🙏

@taherayeasmin1778

Ай бұрын

Farmers are the only people who actually do work that is needed.

“Therapist: The perfect job for nosy people to love listening to other peoples drama” Me: where do I sign-

I like how he didn't actually roast farmers, cause...y'know...they feed everyone...

@scalexity

3 жыл бұрын

The real parents of humanity

@yournemesis8232

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what heroes do

@messwithcolours6149

3 жыл бұрын

1:04

@spoopy8514

3 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes

@jacobfaulk9180

2 жыл бұрын

It's not much, but it's honest work

Dang, soon hes gonna roast every person

@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn

3 жыл бұрын

He already did

@eleanor6105

3 жыл бұрын

@@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn Every single person?

@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn

3 жыл бұрын

@@eleanor6105 Yep

@plxsh404

3 жыл бұрын

But this is a BBQ party..

@eleanor6105

3 жыл бұрын

@@plxsh404 OH NO-

Factory/Office Worker: You went into the exact field school was training you for.

"Dentist - A creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth" had me dying on the floor 🤣

Filmmaker: too afraid to actually be in front of the camera, but you’re a control freak

Surgeon: Psychopaths who likes cutting people open. Surgeons: Yesn't

@sarikatitus1082

3 жыл бұрын

Misfits Karma 😂

@n_contreras8649

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@rirhassan6355

3 жыл бұрын

yummy yummy

@dancinglizard3080

3 жыл бұрын

no'yes

@dancinglizard3080

3 жыл бұрын

@@simi8202 itiz what itiz 🌚

Engineer: You get a lot of money but your mental health and sleep schedule cease to exist

I just love how Robber is considered an acceptable career choice despite being sticking out from all the rest 💀

Archeologists: People who steal artefacts and desecrate graves for a living

@randompheidoleminor3011

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't those called grave robbers

@ayesha-mf2ko

3 жыл бұрын

@@randompheidoleminor3011 grave robbers but in a professional way

@TheTomahawkCatcher

3 жыл бұрын

@@randompheidoleminor3011 I prefer the term Tomb Raider.

@ayesha-mf2ko

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTomahawkCatcher I see what you did there

@asees5866

3 жыл бұрын

Paleontologists: People who study every prehistoric creature but whenever they tell someone what they do, always get called a dinosaur nerd.

I like the fact that he complemented farmers.

@fatpotato3670

3 жыл бұрын

He's right though

@w1z4rd9

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he ain’t wrong.

@juliusnepos6013

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@rishavsaha480

3 жыл бұрын

Wish our govt did the same

@srijanupadhyay3132

3 жыл бұрын

@@rishavsaha480 farmers are brainless

Entrepreneur: Creating business for himself, but referring as solving problems.

Thumbs up to the farmers (I often think about how grateful we should be to you guys) and to everybody who finds the strenght to get up and to whatever it takes just to get through the day, I'm so proud of you.

KZreadr: A person who abuses thumbnails to get ten dollars a month

@tallybone

3 жыл бұрын

If their monetized and even then it takes forever to be monetized

@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I earn good money from KZread (this is my alt account)

@user-qx7jl7bv2w

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 im gay

@stardust_sonic

3 жыл бұрын

*abuses thumbnails while looking like poggers on it

@agent2608

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 ok, what's ur main

Mrbeasts friend : Arguably the highest paying job there is

@wizxioo4522

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment!!💀

@kingkaizoku85

3 жыл бұрын

The real best job i know is miner. Its hard to get a job in there but they pay really good. If you have a friend there you have better chances. And for anyone wondering: No, today you dont go in caves with a pickaxe

@Ben-td3wi

3 жыл бұрын

What about MrBeast himself?

@safwanshahriar4108

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ben-td3wi He works too hard. Meanwhile his friends don't have to work to get the money.

@matimate8172

3 жыл бұрын

@@cybermechid9181 i think he meant an irl miner like, stone or drills and gold, *g o l d*

on a shiv binge rn. im lovin it

Teacher: That thesis does one heck of a job explaining how you’re living, eating, and breathing the stress

Voice actor: Someone who gets paid to scream into microphones

@Stefani250

3 жыл бұрын

DATTEBAYO!

@wlviice09

3 жыл бұрын

SASUKE

@lilveltheplayer2164

3 жыл бұрын

DBZ in a nutshell

As a robber this has opened my eyes. Maybe I should buy health insurance.

@astolat2262

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Dhruvinator

3 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@naia8516

3 жыл бұрын

*very* underrated comment

@jigglypuff704

3 жыл бұрын

What do you steal? Hearts?

@scalexity

3 жыл бұрын

XD

Construction: Second most important job in our society, decent benefits, better pay than most jobs, no higher education required. Make sure you join a union.

Animator : basically an artist but you take longer and have more pain and is sleep deprived.

Musician: Being broke and desperate with hope that turns into pain attributed to lost dreams leading to depression

@SharkSalesman90

3 жыл бұрын

Because of ling ling

@priyaasthana

3 жыл бұрын

Leading to a new music

@quadsingularstudios5909

3 жыл бұрын

@@SharkSalesman90 twoset lets goo

@thebettafish3239

3 жыл бұрын

@@SharkSalesman90 I was waiting for this one but i wasn't expecting to see it after only 1 minute of scrolling trough comments... By the way, Hilary Hahn doesn't seem to be broke. Or desperate. Or depressed. Or what if....? Nah, nah, nah, don't take my dreams away pls...

@SharkSalesman90

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebettafish3239 she's very successful not to worry

Musician: Kinda like an artist, but has a higher chance of depression and drug abuse.

@artemtsarevskiy2785

2 жыл бұрын

@L3gendary #stanevil I make music too uh oh a self burn :(

@micha.mocha_

2 жыл бұрын

I mean your not wrong but it’s not always the case

@sandpiper_

2 жыл бұрын

that's not necessarily incorrect

@pennymcsquee5584

2 жыл бұрын

That feeling when you’re both

@artemtsarevskiy2785

2 жыл бұрын

@@pennymcsquee5584 pain

Architect: you basically design palaces for others but probably live in a shed yourself

Interior decorator: you never stopped playing the Sims you just made it into a career

And you forgot Musician: The only job where you'll end up being even more broke than an artist

@chinerakorame7774

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOL

@monjishbhattacharyya3795

3 жыл бұрын

And possibly depressed

@hulisesavila6350

3 жыл бұрын

Me trying to be a musician 👁👄👁

@abreeze579

3 жыл бұрын

@@hulisesavila6350 well. me trying to be an artist

@shpaghettishpaghetti6219

3 жыл бұрын

I only do Art because it's care-free and we don't get homework.

Title: “Roasting every career in 60 seconds” Video length: am I a joke to you?

@ShivVZG

3 жыл бұрын

:P

@Samuel-df2tq

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumbchannel1430 can barely understand what he is saying with a normal speed already

@kostaskoukos3932

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumbchannel1430 BiG bRaIn

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumbchannel1430 Im gonna try to understand it Edit: I can understand it at 2x speed

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

@@Samuel-df2tq get owned. I play his videos on 2x speed

Engineer: nobody listens to them till people die, then everyone blames them

I love that the title says 60 seconds but It's really 90 and nobody argues about it (because we love you Shiv :D)

"prescribe antibiotics" dude you just described like 90% of the medical appointments I had as a kid xD

@dragonluvsdeidara8077

3 жыл бұрын

what was the other 10%

@eshaanbidarakoppa5738

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonluvsdeidara8077 shots and maybe an operation/ getting a cast ig

@dragonluvsdeidara8077

3 жыл бұрын

@@eshaanbidarakoppa5738 probably

@vitaliiyakovlev2264

3 жыл бұрын

Well it’s probably because you haven’t had serious health issues. Some doctors treat cancer, some look in you stomach. They don’t _just_ prescribe antibiotics

KZreadr: roasts every career but forgets about his own

@BlueProgamer212

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@soap7686

3 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

@instant8399

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@rigved5939

3 жыл бұрын

*ohhhhhhhhhhhh meme plays*

@yungluhblud

3 жыл бұрын

bruh hes a student get ur facts right

Aaww actors. A very good summary of the life! Gotta love it!

KZreadr- The only job where you label 90 seconds as 60 seconds to convince people to spare a minute.

Me without any job yet: _this should be fun_

@juliannelin3153

3 жыл бұрын

and then me realizing that im a student: wait this is a job

@abreeze579

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliannelin3153 AHHH I HV THE WORST JOBB. WATASHINOJINSEI O MEGURU. NAZE

@abreeze579

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliannelin3153 oh btw that means curse my life. Why in Japanese

@jayc1048

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a freelancer

@zoyajohn

3 жыл бұрын

No, aren't you a *freelancer* ?

I already can't deside for career and you made it even more harder 😂😂

As a Pilot I feel left out *The job where you'll get paid to travel to amazing exotic locations but never leave the airport or hotel to see them

@elongatedshrew5902

2 жыл бұрын

the irony lmao. it is a great job though at times.

Animator: Artist but with more debt and less money.

@elizrebezilmadommdo1662

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy am I in trouble

@meiloishere4086

3 жыл бұрын

Wellllllll i cant argue with that

@meiloishere4086

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 not just you milions or even bilions of people too

You tuber: giving another reason for kids to stay up late and look at their phones Edit: wow ok thanks for the likes I was expecting like one person to have seen this and be like ha, but I can’t believe that so many people saw this and liked it

@harrisonofcolorado8886

3 жыл бұрын

This is so true.

@danielmendez3906

3 жыл бұрын

@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS same

@goutamboppana961

3 жыл бұрын

KZreadr : a job that gives another reason for kids to stay up late and look at phones a job that is really exciting but needs hours of boring editing and uploading a job where sometimes cringe content becomes popular

@goutamboppana961

3 жыл бұрын

@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS Same

@lungbluber6075

3 жыл бұрын

About that...

Farmer: arguably one of the most important jobs with least social recognition

I’ve worked at fast food (Burger King) and at a grocery store (Food Depot). The only difference about being a cashier, is that at fast food, you’re moving, at grocery store, you are stuck in the same spot for hours, unless you need to use the restroom (if they have one). I lasted one week at Food Depot because it was boring.

*And this is why I want to be a Storm Trooper*

@jettplane

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@andyying1770

3 жыл бұрын

getting paid peanuts to miss every single shot, only to get dinked 2 seconds in along with all of your clone buddies

@danielmendez3906

3 жыл бұрын

Well ... at least you get a laser gun

@lxt9743

3 жыл бұрын

good luck aiming for that

@negitivebike3169

3 жыл бұрын

Or an engineer

Engineer: Any person who is good at EVERYTHING except engineering itself 😂

@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301

2 жыл бұрын

It's from dil bechara! 💜😂👈

@Riya.c69

2 жыл бұрын

@@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 maine voh film kabhi dekhi bhi nhi na hi dekhni hau but yes its from a meme

@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301

2 жыл бұрын

@@Riya.c69 ohh ok💖

@johannasweet1120

2 жыл бұрын

WHY DID THIS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

@greenbunz

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna be an engineer but I'm better at art and I wanna be a therapist because of the drama.

This video is actually genius because he does roast every single career, because if he doesn't include a career in this video, he doesn't consider it a career, technically roasting it.

Being human :- born to serve people whole life.

Garbage Collector: The job where you won't come to this channel to collect garbage

@ShivVZG

3 жыл бұрын

Wow thank you so much dude, your comment legit just made my night! : D

@zealous5638

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShivVZG garbage collector: the job where someone picks me up

@itsrue7216

3 жыл бұрын

@@zealous5638 awww don’t say that

@niamatullahrazza3534

3 жыл бұрын

@@zealous5638 Correction: The job where someone picks US up

@zealous5638

3 жыл бұрын

@@niamatullahrazza3534 thank you COMRADE

Psychiatrist: The job where you try to figure out the inside of people's brains but didn't want to become a social worker

@akutenshi6946

3 жыл бұрын

That came under doctor

@kschuller5651

3 жыл бұрын

Basically just psych in general. Psychology is about like that too. PS: I know this because my mom is a psychologist and my dad is a psychiatrist.

You're right about farmers. They NEED to get paid more and be more recognized. They're some of the hardest workers out there.

I love how he added robber as a career 😂

Programmers - Guy who has no human friends so tries to talk to computes by learning their languages

@iikills6927

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Phantom-ev1lo

2 жыл бұрын

Why does this only have 8 likes?? It deserves a lot more

@SumeetKumarHC

2 жыл бұрын

underrated

@pranav9339

Жыл бұрын

under-fucking-rated

@M1551NGN0

Жыл бұрын

Poor computer science engineering students 🥲

People with no jobs: "I don't have such weaknesses"

Dude...🤣 I like this guy 😂😂😂 Looks like he has a PhD in being able to judge everything and that too just right

Astronaut: you have to go through 9 years of collage just to never actually go to space.

Me a pilot: *sigh of relief

@elizrebezilmadommdo1662

3 жыл бұрын

You just got the job because you wanted to get high.

@foxinabox5103

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 damn u

@abeliever6022

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Lolol

@minhtriam4235

3 жыл бұрын

pilot: you probably hardly see your family in person

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

Just find yourself a pair of towers, and plain go brrr

And then programmer: - Slave away your life just so you can add in loot boxes in the next black ops game

Artist: The least paid job. Kandinsky: sells artwork for 41 million dollars.

I like how social worker isn't on there since I'm hoping to be one

Y is this dude so underrated

@ShivVZG

3 жыл бұрын

That's really nice of you to say, thanks a lot! : D

@kendrabrown8536

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShivVZG no problem

Tuition teacher and coaching class: a job where u exploit parents for high fees in return to torture their kids with additional homework, long hours and very difficult problems.

Cobbler- just mending people's shoes and getting kicked Maid- cleaning other lazy peoples houses 🤣

KZreadr - You get to do whatever your heart's content with at the price of having a 1% chance you'll actually make something out of it

Last time I was this fast, ShivVZG was not born

Doctor: Your Asian and your parents forced you to choose this job. Teacher: You have to deal with annoying students and have to deal with horrible homework excuses

@11alt56

3 жыл бұрын

I come from Asia and my parents are happy with letting me be an astrophysicist

@Munblumin.

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with you

@sunduskhan242

2 жыл бұрын

I'm asian and going in med school this year

@oliverm1255

2 жыл бұрын

@@11alt56 you are an exception

@tireq4049

2 жыл бұрын

It would be interesting to be a teacher, what homework excuses did I miss?

I have 5 of the careers currently and he is so spot on 😭

I choked laughing on Engineer. I was waiting for the definition of it and it was the best.

The 20 dislikes are from people who are mad that you exposed them

"Pyschotic geniuses who enjoy cutting people open." Take out the genius part and you have me.

@86aidan31

2 жыл бұрын

take out the pyschotic and you got me in hopefully 2 years time

@liviu445

2 жыл бұрын

@@86aidan31 good luck.

@aziebruh5435

2 жыл бұрын

Just like me fr

@Limon11116

Жыл бұрын

Take out "geniuses" and you have me

Now being an architect sounds like a great goal 😂

@exotic1405

Жыл бұрын

Architect: get paid ten fold for making STEM workers want to shove a metal pipe up their eye

Pilot: You're a glorified air version of a bus driver where you are given much less rest time in an exotic 5-star hotel and much more rest time in a Super-8. Aircraft Maintainer: You will keep aircraft, its pilots and its passengers alive, but you get 0% of the recognition and respect.

At this rate you about to roast all 7 billion people on earth 🔥

@puffisaflea9264

3 жыл бұрын

Next video: roasting each individual person on earth in under 60 seconds.

@elizrebezilmadommdo1662

3 жыл бұрын

He probably already has

@idontwantlikes302

3 жыл бұрын

Lol what about psychologists??

Pharmacist: "Just like doctor except your serve in the crack McDonalds"

@met3o708

3 жыл бұрын

Crackdonalds

@justarandomdude7754

3 жыл бұрын

And make 2 times more

Now a days, KZread is recommending me some great contact!

Missed one: Computer Scientist: You spend hours looking at code to realize you forgot to use a semi-colon or like Computer Scientist: Your search history is mostly stack overflow

Choosing a career is a compulsion, not a choice. The greatest person on the planet will be the one who learns how to make the best living without money and career.

@datboy038

3 жыл бұрын

*happiest not greatest

@karangupta1825

3 жыл бұрын

@@datboy038 what's the difference ?

@datboy038

3 жыл бұрын

@@karangupta1825 do you speak english?

@karangupta1825

3 жыл бұрын

@@datboy038 yes

@datboy038

3 жыл бұрын

@@karangupta1825 then I'm disappointed you don't know the difference of greatest with happiest

School is like an internship where you have to pay

Me as a Law student thought to myself, "Nahh...he won't roast Lawyers"...then I procees to see you roasting the Lawyers first. Great! Btw, respect for you dude at 1:06 for speaking some harsh reality.

engineer: the person who could have accidentally killed you by doing literally anything to what they are working on

literally nobody: Shiv: I'm about to end this career's whole career

@harrietyes

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooooooooooooo

Meteorologist: A person who studies the weather but it secretly scared of the weather

Every time i wanna prepare for listening tests, i watch ur videos

Yaayyaya My dream job, an astronomer isn't on the list :)))

Animator: you don't know wut sleeping, eating, exercising or bathing is I don't know mate, still haven't become one

400 likes and 0 dislikes: “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”

@darkdefender9919

3 жыл бұрын

Now there are 2 dislikes. Whoops two murders just happened

@Shanks......

3 жыл бұрын

Bots : Allow us to Introduce

@itsmezaam3901

3 жыл бұрын

26 just found

@PoGoHop360xl

3 жыл бұрын

65 now :(

@jerrychen1996

3 жыл бұрын

71 idiots at the moment

Zoner: You get paid to make the shelves not look like a tornado ripped through them

Bro, lemme just say, you are the most accurate channel on the internet! Quick/silly question: Do you actually talk that fast or do you speed up the audio? (if it's the first one, respect, you have some mad skills)