“you lost an argument to ya daughter and she noogied off ya sideburns” kraig LMAOOOO🤣

@youngbane6799

3 жыл бұрын

Makayla I feel like he had to run that back so they thought about cuz 😂😂😂😂

@nanananananananbatmann8245

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Mrboombostick1000

3 жыл бұрын

that was the best 1

@TheCowboysfan2010

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@texxiz5136

3 жыл бұрын

I literally came to the comments right after that thank you for beating me to it💯💯

"You put your ear on peoples stomach and translate the growls " hhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😅😂😅

@aymentriki6723

3 жыл бұрын

ههههههه

@rogeliohdz13

3 жыл бұрын

😭😂

@Acedubzofficial

2 ай бұрын

Just came back to this video and that part always kills me!!!🤣🤣🤣

“Jay had a dream that he could walk but he woke up in a handstand” Kraig Smith

@DuckFart

3 жыл бұрын

Lepceis Lep RIP JAY

@calvinthomasmuzik

3 жыл бұрын

Rip to jay wheels

@Realizinq

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@justinpettit3432

3 жыл бұрын

@@DuckFart R.I.P Jay wheels

@abdieldagod5072

3 жыл бұрын

rip jay wheelz

"You put your ear to people's stomachs & translate the growls" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lmfaoooo

@paulwilliams9658

3 жыл бұрын

Smoke him wit that one 🤣🤣🤣

@ShaneClark-md1on

Жыл бұрын

Ahahahah

Kraig Shmif: 👁👃🏼👁 Hey. Everyone: 😂😂😂😂

@kevinX47

3 жыл бұрын

Just funny ash 😂😂

@RespectMeforever

14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Kraig looked like a strong ass Bestbuy employee.

@musicstuff664

3 жыл бұрын

Blood bult like a living Eminem, Like an escaped almond nut out the rocky road ice cream

@JustShaye

3 жыл бұрын

With that blue shirt definitely 🤣🤣

@victorhugo8899

3 жыл бұрын

He pushes you into buying that LG T.V. lol

@DMac-vj7bi

3 жыл бұрын

Fire 🔥🤣

@kimberlyflowers921

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo🤣

Boo Capone too powerful in the battlegrounds man, yall sleeping on homie lolol.

@domenykstewart1257

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@louishuff294

3 жыл бұрын

Boo is the funniest period

@ExcuseMeWhileIBall

3 жыл бұрын

Scatter shooting

@caketv5860

3 жыл бұрын

Facts boo the truth

@winnumber101

3 жыл бұрын

@@louishuff294 period!

I remember Craig said I caught you putting a extra piece of bread on a Big Mac 😂😂

@zillailluhr

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@MrTriggerhappy513

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo he said that to Doeboy

@mlgsnip3rv291

2 жыл бұрын

He also said Boo play bongos in homeless shelters

@glenchrispin3202

2 жыл бұрын

Boo got a song called "when nighas kiss me i dont like it that much"

@yeudis29

2 жыл бұрын

He said can I have bigger Mac Lmaoo

Kraigs jokes are always funnier once you think about it for a second

@THEDUSTINTAYLOR

3 жыл бұрын

No u.

@almightyziz

3 жыл бұрын

@@THEDUSTINTAYLOR No u.

@FreestyleEntOnline

3 жыл бұрын

no its funny out the gate, when you start thinking about it doesn't make sense anymore

@BOKCQueKang

3 жыл бұрын

Big facts

@gcan9187

3 жыл бұрын

Craig should have been first episode. !!!!!

Still waiting on Donterio vs Kraig vs CP

@joshuathomas390

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. I hope C.P knows what he getting himself into

@sol_merew400

3 жыл бұрын

Yooooo that's gon be fyee

@voices1156

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuathomas390 he been off lately

@joshuathomas390

3 жыл бұрын

@@voices1156 exactly

@jflo12

3 жыл бұрын

Say it louder for those in the back hahaha

Kraig be coming up with the most random funny shit that I never heard before. Lmao

“you pissed on yourself and blamed it on a muscular goldfish” 😭😭😭😭

@unclemerk7

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it and nearly died 😂😂😂

@araahlipheral731

3 жыл бұрын

😩😩😩

@allenflyers389

3 жыл бұрын

that's just a combination of random words but somehow it made me laugh

@PlanetX369

3 жыл бұрын

Right!? Had me weak

@icepickslim03

2 жыл бұрын

😂😭

I hope Boo Capone is on every episode. His confidence level is on Kanye.

@LoeNateDogg

3 жыл бұрын

I said the same..he is the funniest to me. Everyone else is good but he is super funny

@slapalotbocanegra9233

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@JHB2010

3 жыл бұрын

@@LoeNateDogg Facts. Even when he messes his jokes up I still laugh. But when his jokes hit, they hit hard. Hes like the drunk uncle that everyone likes

@BIGDRXXMR444

3 жыл бұрын

I fuck with boo Capone

@juddahjames101

3 жыл бұрын

But His Got Like Lil Poop Content 🤣

“David Lucas body full of mucus”🤣 randomly funny

@DreLucasMusic205

3 жыл бұрын

I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kellywright1489

3 жыл бұрын

That's one of those nick names that will stay with you 😂😂 So catchy lmao

@bulletproof1581

3 жыл бұрын

Ey mucus wassup boy! 😂😂😂😂

@kellywright1489

3 жыл бұрын

@@bulletproof1581 Once people from his family start calling him that it's a wrap 😂 Black people be making those childhood nicknames stick lmao

@bulletproof1581

3 жыл бұрын

@@kellywright1489 You're 100% right 😂 Mr Mucus is PRAYING no one in his family see's this video 😂😂

If it wasn't for Patrick Cloud, we would not be laughing at this today. 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

nah boo kapone worked his ass😂😂 “wont he do it”

“David Lucas, Body full of Mucus” that should be a book.

@0240172

3 жыл бұрын

Damnnnnn 😳🤯😂🤣

@derrickwashington9880

3 жыл бұрын

I need it on a shirt🤣

@SteveDeuce

3 жыл бұрын

Like a kids book about having a cold

@gee_ruiz

3 жыл бұрын

On some Dr. Seuss shit 😫😂😂

@evanj2carter571

3 жыл бұрын

Kraig was high

He survived but Boo stabbed him a couple times before he got outta there. Lmao at the last joke of David Lucas Neck Saying “Mmmmama... Mmmmama...” 😂😂😂

@bowardwoward3095

3 жыл бұрын

Boo got a couple stabs on em lol, even the best get roasted in battlegrounds lmao

Whatever Kraig be smoking, I need some ASAP he is big chilling but still function 😂

“David Lucas body full of mucus” 😂😂😂

"David Lucas...uhhh Body full of Mucus" lmaoo

@CasseLayGo

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@rogeliohdz13

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@lason6563

3 жыл бұрын

Bars

"Wish We Were Bigger" That improvised joke hella good.

@samlung2724

2 жыл бұрын

Impressive since Kraig comes prepared with jokes. But improv is not his strong suit lol

Kraig is either high or drunk. That's not how a sober man looks like. Lol. Edit: FYI. I was joking.

@danielmurillo2392

3 жыл бұрын

They all are? Who cares

@eddiesanders6325

3 жыл бұрын

So your point? Stop watching if it bothers you lol

@miguelvazquez4287

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddiesanders6325 it doesn't bother me dude. I was just saying how out of it he looks. Relax.

@eddiesanders6325

3 жыл бұрын

@@miguelvazquez4287 not what it sounded like lol . ,🙌

@miguelvazquez4287

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmurillo2392 dude I was just making a little fun. Joking if you will. So, calm. Smh

Kraigs jokes gets funnier and funnier every time😂😂 and i miss the dynamic of all of them being in the classroom

If I rank all the hot seats, Boo Kapone is the champ right now.

@brentonhouston9347

3 жыл бұрын

On God

@voices1156

3 жыл бұрын

Fax cocaine perfected his jokes

@i_am_gohan9232

3 жыл бұрын

Facts,

@bobbybrown2873

3 жыл бұрын

He funny he had to grow on me tho

@Marcell2aG

3 жыл бұрын

You aint lyin. Boo assassinated everyone.

Kraig is just naturally funny he doesn’t even have to try that’s what a real comedian is.

@KittyGata314

3 жыл бұрын

On me cus he always drunk or high lmao

@dee567

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what Pasadena do 💪🏽

"Dead beat dad walrus" lol

The back of David neck looks like it’s saying “Ma-ma, Ma-ma”🤣🤣

Unpopular opinion: Boo Kapone gave Kraig that work!

@waterysungod3370

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes boo be snapping

@SeeItLikeItSub2It

3 жыл бұрын

Most def 😂

@mackinshizzaveli4202

3 жыл бұрын

That Ashra Kwesi, Sara Seti joke had me dying. I don’t think enough people know who they are to get it.

@mzblkcarib186

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@trequangregg3209

3 жыл бұрын

He was smart enough to write his material. Kraig just free styling

That wasn’t coffee in Kraig’s cup, that was straight up henny 😂

@brandonfear

3 жыл бұрын

hada be 😂😂😂

@luridvexation8596

3 жыл бұрын

Facts lmao

@noel94x1

3 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, that totally makes sense.

@uhgottadime

3 жыл бұрын

@@noel94x1 go back to any roast me episode and you'll likely see Kraig with a cup in his hands 😂😂

@Gemilofi

2 жыл бұрын

@@uhgottadime It’s Like He Roasts Better While Tipsy 😂 Some Drunken Fighter Shit

From Kraig to Brent: "You look like the coldest coconut thief on the island." I'm likely alone on this, but that should've gotten more laughs. Had me laughing randomly and uncontrollably throughout the whole day.

“Wish we was bigger” 😂😂😂😂😂Kraig quick w it

Kraig sound like he put NyQuil on his pancakes.

@Vessyl

3 жыл бұрын

I’m fucking dead!

@nasirjones9149

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@cashmoneymorrow5617

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@DMac-vj7bi

3 жыл бұрын

Fire 😂🤣🔥

@tapeunknown

2 жыл бұрын

Dats a kraig style joke😂😂😂

They have a gatling gun in the hot seat.. every one is getting murdered

"Deadbeat Dadwalrus!!!" 😆😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Kraig saved the orchestra joke so smooth man omg

If I laughed like Kraig I would lose 20 lbs

@Fedsmoker999

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Berthology

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TriniDB

3 жыл бұрын

-David Lucas

@MONTOD

3 жыл бұрын

@@Berthology PLANK! How's Jonny?!

@trashypine6198

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Elmo dipping his toe in a cold swimming pool

B Lewis: "we got roasters coming from all over the world" Also B Lewis: "coming to you from Los Angeles California" 😂😂😂

@jflo12

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing lol

@SeymourPettigrew

3 жыл бұрын

B Lewis thinks California is the world

@THEDUSTINTAYLOR

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeymourPettigrew he also thinks changing the subject mid sentence is the way to go. "ALRIGHT!! LET'S SWITCH THE TOPIC!!"

@Righteous_Rojin

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao B Lew times two head ass

@Lshawn

3 жыл бұрын

@Shaving Pvt. Ryan you mean the whole world thinks America is just New York, Miami, Texas, Vegas and Cali

Kraig sound like old drunk dude sittin outside the liquor store tryin to get someone to stop and listen to his life story, then roast them as they walk away for not listening to him talk 😂

Kraig's delivery puts sauce on his jokes! It kills me every time 😂😂

Y’all need to tap in with Kraig on his podcast Kraig Facts! Every Tuesday and Thursday 330-630 pacific time! Very informative conversations!

@oaktree1626

3 жыл бұрын

Brandon gave him a chance to mention it, but I think Kraig's too high to remember.

@studiomansion7942

3 жыл бұрын

Kraig's podcast is legit. I'm glad to see he's making moves. 🖖🏾

@_yesjas

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Just followed his YT channel and I’ll check out his pods

@THEDUSTINTAYLOR

3 жыл бұрын

@@oaktree1626 fosho Kraig was high and drunk. 🤣

@ctreid89

3 жыл бұрын

The most fire podcast out💪🏾

“ U put your 👂🏿 to people’s stomachs and translate the growls” THE 👑

“Tyler Perry Pirate... Argh Sydney” 🤣😂

Id never thought I see Boo Capone beat Kraig in a roast battle 😭😂

Kraig literally just told david hes a heavy eater and everyone started laughing im doneeee🤣

@justSunny7

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't even get to the punch line 😂

@ShaneClark-md1on

8 ай бұрын

Lmao too funny

"David Lucas, uh body full of mucus" 😂😂😂😂

He had them at "heavy eater" didn't even have to finish the joke 😂😂😂

"You look like Tamala Mann" I died 😂😂😂

Soon as he said Boo Capone i knew I was about to be the most RANDOM ass match in the history of the show, but I was gonna be laughing. Boo vs Kraig is just a bunch of off the top ignant ass jokes, lol

@CBrickz215

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TrizENY

3 жыл бұрын

I can't lie boo is the most consistent unfunny person on earth

@BabyBoiQue

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrizENY Thats pretty much the best way to call it. It's not funny, but you be laughing hard as hell. Make no sense, but its funny, lol

@TheBiggz808

3 жыл бұрын

Facts!!!!

@pureblack3363

2 жыл бұрын

@@BabyBoiQue Because you don't get the references don't mean it's not funny

Best Coconut thief on the island 😂😂

@0240172

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@jaquettaredwine3922

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@babyboyjay9941

3 жыл бұрын

You said it wrong bra he said coldest coconut thief 😔

@therealsnuffy

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated roast.

"U put ur ear to people's stomachs and translate the growls" 😂😂😂

Damn Craig on his phone prepping like drake in 09

"you apart of a beatbox or orchestra"😂😂😂😭😭😭

@marquesedeshields4045

3 жыл бұрын

“What’s the name of the Beatbox Orchestra?” “Wish We was bigger”😂😂😂😂😂

Kraig was high as a kite. Feels like the dank MJ threw off his roasting game and needed to refer to his phone more than usual.

@poesmotem8638

3 жыл бұрын

Kraig don smoke

@benjiwby

3 жыл бұрын

Kraig was 100% high

@moogles3502

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the lean gettin him on that vibe

@asiaticgodborn

3 жыл бұрын

Moogles Why not both? 🤣

@kweefsweat5628

3 жыл бұрын

It was that or henny in the cup 😂😂😂

Either Kraig was drunk or high because his jokes were stumbling a little not gonna lie lol He went 2-1 in the Battle Grounds! He won against Brent, loss against Boo, and then won against David Lucas.

@Arianhelm

3 жыл бұрын

He’s always drunk lmfao

@blakebooming999

3 жыл бұрын

It be like dat sometimes

"wish we was bigger" I fucking LOST it LOL

Deadbeat dad walrus killed me lol

Deadbeat dad walrus. - Kraig Smith 😂🔥

Craig Smith: Looks on the ground...... How did you get them jeans on ? 😂😂😂🤣

@MelvinC3

3 жыл бұрын

That joke had me rolling

Kraig high AF coming into Battle ground!

We need Patrick on here.

@melon1590

3 жыл бұрын

Aye! Say it louder

@muggledon1

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick low key snappin

@Source4Trainers

3 жыл бұрын

We demand Patrick

The only time Boo didn’t do well was the episode he wasn’t in

bruh im literally laughing as im typing this. I died when kraig said " you gotta sit on someones shoulders to pick a pocket".. lmaooo

mane kraig drunk as hell, imagine if he wasn’t 😂😂😂

“David Lucas, body full of mucus”🤣🤣

IDK Boo had Kraig on this one. If Kraig struggling you know Battleground is hard AF.

@slumpbean8951

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment 😭

@ambreka

3 жыл бұрын

The silences made me cringe lmfao and I love Kraig but this setup might not be for every roaster. Boo definitely won 🤣

@VortexAssassin2k

3 жыл бұрын

Soul Honey Music yeah, he wasn’t roasting like usually prolly drunk af lmao. Boo got him tho

@slapjacks8136

3 жыл бұрын

I think the viewers lost they both didnt say much

@jgeez8829

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this style of roasting is good for dudes like Boo Capone who are rapid fire roasters. The classroom setting you have more time to come up with jokes and be like a sniper. Kraig is more of a laid back sniper type of roaster lol

The way Kraig look at David before he said “How you get them jeans on” lmaooo his level of interest was too convincing lol

The back of David’s neck is going “mama” I’m dead 😂😂😂

He is the true “Roast King.”

Chris Hansen hired Brent Taylor to catch predators “I made some cookies lookinass”

@chrisisslick

3 жыл бұрын

😆💪🏽

Kraig too David: you put your ears on people stomach to translate the growls. Lmao!!!!

“You put ear to peoples stomach and translate the growls”😂😂😂wtff🔥😂🔥

Is Kraig drunk, hungover or a combination of both? 🥴😂

@popculturewatch8689

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@Logojones1

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I wanna know. Kraig be slurring like he had a stroke before every episode

@Fedsmoker999

3 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@allensimpson9200

3 жыл бұрын

And he's high asf

@lukeyb8452

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was high af

“You gotta sit on somebody pockets to pick a pocket”😂😂😂😂😂 I damn near passed out

"The back of David's neck looks like it's going, Mom mom."-Kraig😂😂😂😂😂

Even when Kraig misses he STILL gets the genuine laughs lmao says a lot 😂😂

Incase some people didn’t know, Boo has always been funny. Even when his jokes don’t hit, his delivery/expressions be funny as hell 😂😂😂

Kraig held his own, like he always does.

@dancarson7189

3 жыл бұрын

Tyrone Daniels of course when u can read them off your phone

@tyofficial4627

3 жыл бұрын

Negative

@Sunsfanatic922

3 жыл бұрын

Kraig is terrible, I don’t think he has ever told a joke that made any type of sense

@simplyjay0748

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sunsfanatic922 they do make sense if you have a brain.. He creates an image in your head when he tells the joke 💀

@Sunsfanatic922

3 жыл бұрын

SimplyJay0 you’re right an image that’s not funny

This dude Kraig is hilarious 😂😂 He definitely held his own

“You put your ear to peoples stomachs and translate the growls” 😂😂😭

The episode we all been dying to see let’s be honest

@FreshhCutz

3 жыл бұрын

Kraig beat everybody like I thought he would lol

@cr5cc

3 жыл бұрын

Naw I would love to see meg... her jokes been hitting

@FreshhCutz

3 жыл бұрын

IYBC I think pat should go next. Meg is on the roll tho

@cr5cc

3 жыл бұрын

@@FreshhCutz that was my second choice

@isinyan2316

3 жыл бұрын

Freshh Cutz minus Boo

Kraig is unstoppable, still the king of roasting 😂😂

David lucas body full of mucus🤣🤣🤣 David translates people’s stomach growls for them lmaoooo

Boo's execution is uncanny as fuck 😂🤣

Kraig is laughing at his own joke in the thumbnail

@QFerg

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

"Wish we was bigger!"😂😂💀

“ you apart of a beat box orchestra “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"The back of David's neck look like it's finna say MMMMAMA!" bruh im dead

I like this new idea they did, but I still feel that roast me is still better and wish they could still continue that series.

@DeezNutzzzzzzzzzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, this series just ain’t that funny

@luckylyd

3 жыл бұрын

Deez Nutz nah chill it’s funny as fuck but just a different vibe

@bowardwoward3095

3 жыл бұрын

everyone kno roast me better, we just waitin for this covid shit to finish lol enjoy this while its here

@anth0nyv1991

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t cuz of quarantine can’t have that many ppl in a closed room

@SneakerFetish420

3 жыл бұрын

They doing this to still put out a product and have room for social distancing

Lol “Ima give you one more try...You a heavy eater!” I guess the transition killed me.

BOO & CP Really be killing it everytime. They’re becoming my favorite roasters 🤣🤣

Bruh said “Hey.” and I’m already laughing. 😂😂😂

Yeah. The old roast me needs to come back. I’ve never seen Kraig struggle like this, especially with Boo lol.

@elijahezra2278

2 жыл бұрын

He ain’t really struggle it’s just that the vibe isn’t there cause he not a one on one type he more a group type but the shit he saying still funny as hell

“You gotta sit on somebodies shoulder to pick pocket” 😭😭😭😭

"You a heavy eater" I laughed too for no reason 😭😭😭 that wasn't even the punch line

y'all we have to talk about just the cadence when Kraig said "you a heavy eater"... just the approach is insanely smooth bruh

LMFAOOOO how you get then jeans off. 💀💀 This about to be fire

@Babyshoes777

3 жыл бұрын

That was THE joke of the whole episode 😂 😂

@christiancalderonherrera8093

3 жыл бұрын

So fucking funny when he didnt say shit and looked over the desk to see what to roast David with 🤣🤣🤣

I clicked as soon as l saw Kraig's name 🤣🤣🤣

@chasegrant-jackson1051

3 жыл бұрын

Ya already know

“They said you had to flee the country” Boo coming in with that bs 😂😂😂

He lost to Boo Kapone can’t lie

@jgeez8829

3 жыл бұрын

This style of roasting not for kraig lmao he’s a sniper type of roaster not a rapid fire one like Boo

@yeezyless6020

3 жыл бұрын

J Geez he even mentioned that. He didn’t do bad for it not being his style tho.

@BrandynThom

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was a tie, neither really killed the other. He definitely beat Brent and David tho lol

@Daniel-dr2jb

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he was drunk as hell 😂

@justsomename-ct1mb

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrandynThom definitly not a tie