“Your mouth look like you bit the boom out of a bomb.” Is perhaps the funniest shit ever

@dot_380gaming

Жыл бұрын

“Aye the tooth fairy sent the garbage truck for that tooth, nigga”🤣🤣

@AnitaHanjaaab

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao 🐐

@StingerFromAbove

Жыл бұрын

He told JayWheelz he had to sit on the battery to work on his car 💀💀

@emartinez7733

Жыл бұрын

The doctor won't work on your mouth without a witness! Craig is one of the best.

@Fargo_Season

Жыл бұрын

@@dot_380gaming dirty ass nigga 💀😂

“You look like a demon roller blader! EVIL! EVIL! …IM HERE FOR EVIL! lmao one of his best ones 🤣🤣🤣

He is the most imaginative roaster of all time. Some of the shit he says makes no sense at first listen but when you picture it, it makes perfect sense and that's what makes his jokes so good.

@iaintookthatbb6599

Жыл бұрын

He’s the reason I started just saying whatever off the top of my head. And take it to another level! Kraig has changed the game in my life!

@joeybarton4447

Жыл бұрын

@@iaintookthatbb6599 I feel you 😭💀

@l0ne__ang3l4

Жыл бұрын

U ain't lying

@DarkWizWithAGlizzy

Жыл бұрын

“There’s no crunch sound when he eat chips” 🤣🤣

@lilzenwi6714

Жыл бұрын

@@iaintookthatbb6599 BRUH FR!!!

He told Baron Davis when he was in the league, the word “weirdo” was in his scouting report. “Like he’s a great passer but he a weird nigga” 😂😂😂😂😂

@justingbrown

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@andredarden7052

13 күн бұрын

That shit was classic

“Your breathing fucked up a wire tap.”😭😭😭 underrated joke

@DeeboSid

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@gmajorbeatsent7210

Жыл бұрын

Facts😂😂😂😂😂😂

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

That’s funny lol

@Flipitmixit

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tduckett26

7 ай бұрын

Lmaoo fasho underrated

“Your breathing fucked up a wiretap. We gotta throw out the recording man, too much lung in this wiretap” 😂

“Your dentist won’t work on your teeth without a witness”🤣🤣

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@AnitaHanjaaab

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Kraig is the undisputed champ.

5 seasons & Kraig has never been sent to detention. The 🐐 of roasting fr

“When the dope run out, Boo not ya friend no more” 😂😂😂😂

@dot_380gaming

Жыл бұрын

“When he wanna cool down, he just sniff cocaine…nah, I’m alright, I’m alright”🤣🤣

@lordpisthegoat9245

Жыл бұрын

@@dot_380gaming 😂😂😂😂😂

@SoloSeason

9 ай бұрын

27:47 -- that was funny but Boo definitely hurt 😅

@motorclubofamerica8999

9 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

@jjdaze4162

8 ай бұрын

"They found coke in your holy water, GOD IS GOOD, GAWD IS GOOD!!!"😂😂😂

“When you was in the league the word weirdo would be in your scouting report” 😂💀

@DonDada-zd8lr

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ShaneClark-md1on

3 ай бұрын

Lmaooo

“Doboy look like he fried a bullet, and committed chewaside”😂 wtf he be thinking bruh

Y’all forgot when he told David “when you take NyQuil only your fingers fall asleep “😂😂😭😭😭

@JellyRoll039

3 ай бұрын

That had to be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 💀💀💀💀

@donkeykong5384

21 күн бұрын

Lmao

@AnitaHanjaaab

5 күн бұрын

Lmfaooooo

"your mouth look like it could take a super hero punch" is wild 💀💀

“This Dog Faced N**ga” The funniest delivery 😂😂😂

@kirknybronx02

Жыл бұрын

PERHAPS one of the funniest things I've heard... then saw his face! I hollered

@paulwilliams961

Жыл бұрын

That whole skit was crazy about the dog face n**ga

"You look like a curse that's doin well" this shit made me lightheaded

“Every time you sit on a couch it nullifies the warranty “ 😂😂

@jasondimak5514

Жыл бұрын

That joke got slept on. As a person who is infinitely husky, I was dieing when he said that shit

@kennyadedayo8550

Жыл бұрын

Godamn 😂

@Jessnutz87

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dwayneadamsworld

Жыл бұрын

He was incredible the first four seasons

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

Lol to funny

“When he wake up in the morning his head come thru the dirt”😭😭

@dot_380gaming

Жыл бұрын

Hand*, hence why he’s reaching up.

This dude is on another level. Untouchable.

@khalilcruz5816

Жыл бұрын

Yeah could if easily won mvp but even Jordan they couldn't give it to him every year even tho he was clearly the best every year

@aa-ron9485

Жыл бұрын

Boo got on his ass this season

@antoinedaniels4265

Жыл бұрын

@@aa-ron9485 definitely between one or the two cus both these niggas fools lmaooo

@CN-gw5nt

Жыл бұрын

@@aa-ron9485 Straight up. Only nigga that really gave Kraig a L

@joshuajarod1909

Жыл бұрын

@@aa-ron9485 They gassed Boo to death and back. B Lou was behind all that

Look like he survived a Barbarian sacrifice 😂😂😂 I’m weak

@paulwilliams961

Жыл бұрын

That one sent me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@paulwilliams961

Жыл бұрын

And check Ti for a wire was crazy

@DaMultiPurpose

Жыл бұрын

@@paulwilliams961 ayeee that made me laugh surprised T.I.P was a good sport about it though lol

“Brent let niggas shush him and holler at his girl” Ayo Kraig be pulling NO punches. Straight gas. When he said check that nigga for a wire I knew we were dealing with a straight animal.

“You almost died from excitement. Woooooh!” I seen that 20x and I’m still in tears. 😂

@tylergriffin8910

Жыл бұрын

“You got diagnosed with lil richard…. GOOD GOLLY ass nigga” 😭😭

"It aint never nobody with u wen u go 2 couple's therapy" Kraig is da damn King 👑💯🤣

@andredickerson5800

Жыл бұрын

I actually didn't get that one

@91Kellz

Жыл бұрын

@@andredickerson5800 He means he don't really have a woman n his life 😆😂

@user-qx5nk6qg2b

Жыл бұрын

Smith is like Kapone, only a handful of them hit but when they do, they roast like a mofo.

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

Lol funny

"The voice in your head sound like a chipmunk" is probably the most simplest yet funniest lines I've ever heard 😂😂

@dot_380gaming

Жыл бұрын

“Your spirit is drunk”🤣🤣

@micahthomas7672

Жыл бұрын

😂

@kellylow2243

Жыл бұрын

and his whole chipmunk routine that followed was goated XD

@lungelomdletshe5580

5 ай бұрын

Roasting Brent cos he's small😂😂😂😂

He said every time you pray God drops down a breath mint💀🤣

@aungelasuttle4344

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tkharmon5168

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ShaneClark-md1on

8 ай бұрын

Lmaooo

@brianbrizzo

5 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀

“Rubber band man was a poem to babyface” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dr.dickgivens

9 ай бұрын

Most people don’t know why that’s so funny. TI signed to babyface’s record label Laface to start his career in 1999. Hilarious 😂😂😂 he had that one in the chamber, did his homework

“Brandon hiss at people during road rage” OMG I died laughing because I PICTURED Brandon doing just that when someone cut him off in traffic 😂😂😂😂😂

“When you smile coyotes accept you” had me crying man come on

@deeluvdee13

Жыл бұрын

🤣😆 Me too, yo I couldn't stop rewinding that part 😂😅

@stepbrother4971

Жыл бұрын

“Oh dis nigga just like us, he’s a hunter at the mouth” 😂😂

@naniv

Жыл бұрын

Yooooo

@imjustsaying670

10 ай бұрын

@tftimboe

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Craig Smiff keeps his same spot in class every episode since roast 1. That's respect.

@DaMultiPurpose

Жыл бұрын

The back corner is Kraigs just like real school you know where them class clowns gonna sit lol

@cedrickcarson

Жыл бұрын

@@DaMultiPurpose yep 😂

@FinallyRee93

7 ай бұрын

​@@DaMultiPurposeon everything fam, stay in he back acting a fool 😂

@snoopyblu1206

2 ай бұрын

That's a master at work them niggas ain't moving kraig he got heavy punches remember when Patrick said he punch to hard lol

“All your dreams end with a citizenship.” 😮 That was cold but funny as hell.😅

@kennyadedayo8550

Жыл бұрын

Damn 😂

“Bit the boom out of a bomb” had me in tears 😂😂

@MrTony-sb6nq

Жыл бұрын

Your dentist won't work in your mouth without a witness

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

Lol yea it was funny

@AlanaGurl

Жыл бұрын

@@MrTony-sb6nq 😂😂😂

One of the funniest jokes Craig ever had was. " I can tell by your forehead you communicate by echo location. The most creative way to tell that chick her forehead was shaped like a dolphin. 😆

@TON6ANHITMAN

Жыл бұрын

That shit had me weak 😂😂😂 she really did have a dolphin forehead too 😂😂

@emartinez7733

Жыл бұрын

@@TON6ANHITMAN she did. Exact shape. 😆

@aungelasuttle4344

Жыл бұрын

Not echo location! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FookSpix

Жыл бұрын

I said that on another compilation. Most creative joke I've ever heard

@caesarnyangoya6548

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Billy is into the birds and the birds “chirp chirp” 😂

@Mars_OG99

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“It takes 2 debit cards to feed you” 😭😭😭😭💀😂

@justkhail

9 ай бұрын

That was my favorite joke.

@luisrosario3781

8 ай бұрын

"You run out of money at the grocery store," had me gasping for air the first time I'd heard it.

Kraig is the 🐐😂😂😭😭 "you sleep under a dark cloud every night" 🌫🌫

@AnitaHanjaaab

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao bro that one had me crying real tears when I seen that episode.

@alfredcowans880

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😂🤣😆💯

@zero_fux_given8840

Жыл бұрын

And it rains chocolate milk Lmao

Kraig is a genius with the comedy😂😂😂😂😂

“In your dreams everyone holding they nose” this $$$$ stinks” 😂

The most innovative, creative, genius, & dark humor roaster to go against 😂

@wan2865

Жыл бұрын

For real!!! His brain just keeps the jokes coming. Dude never gets stumped!

@ringoringo8000

4 ай бұрын

Its fucking sad that The GateKeepers won't let this guy in... CP and Lucas are Kool....., but not at all at a level of Hilarious Or maybe Kraig won't sell his soul , he relies on the people y'all

"I'll f&%*ck everybody on this ship" absolutely took me out dawg. Like it was funnier than the joke man omg.

@dannyphantom5646

Жыл бұрын

Bro said he be getting dug out on the poop deck 😂😂😂😂

He said you look like a demon rollerblader " evil, evil"😂😂😂😂😂

@oluwarotimi_98

Жыл бұрын

Best one I've ever heard I had to pause the video after that🤣😂🤣

@snoopyblu1206

Жыл бұрын

Y'all remember the ninja turtles cartoon when they had evil rollerbladers I couldn't stop crying thinking of that Kraig is goat

Ayy I died twice when Craig told Bro-de, you look like under a bandaid 🥴😂💀💀

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

Funny

@peacebestill2653

7 ай бұрын

Or when he told him you sleep with your head in the microwave 😂

“Nigga be on the poop deck getting dug out”😭😭😭😭

That dark cloud joke had Brandon Lewis rollin!!! 😂

@tylergriffin8910

Жыл бұрын

That shit had me dyin 😭😭😭😭😂😭

“Your back up plan is magic school”🏆 Kraig is a different kind of monster

"you look like under the band aid." Lmaooooo Brody be getting killed but you know how bad under the band aid looks?lmaooo

“Billy broke his neck being too sassy” 😂😂

No one shakes the room like Kraig....goat

“When he was a waiter he only took rib tips” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ShaneClark-md1on

8 ай бұрын

Lol

Committed fraud for a million in pineapples 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“When you have road rage you hiss in traffic” 🤣 ☠️

@ShaneClark-md1on

8 ай бұрын

Hahah

The face he made when he said notch get emotional after watching Jurassic Park had me dying bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nononono12345

6 ай бұрын

😮 lmaoooo

“David Lucas has never been to the bottom of his pool.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Shit Kraig say after the initial joke be funny af

@morganglory7928

Жыл бұрын

I swear sometimes it’s funnier than the originaljoke

@cjossell23

Жыл бұрын

“Chirp Chirp” 🤣🤣🤣

@cashcor

Жыл бұрын

“where tf we going boo?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dot_380gaming

Жыл бұрын

“My shit already seasoned, just cook it on medium”

@lilzenwi6714

Жыл бұрын

@@dot_380gaming 💀💀💀

This man will completely crush your self esteem with the most random, unexpected shit imaginable 🤣.

"When you invite him over to your house he go straight to the back yard" "He rode over on his owners lap wit his head out the window" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he roasted son

Boo Capone: "You got wyt ppl skin and N!gga hair" Kraig: "You got wyt ppl drugs and N!gga problems"... Bruhhh 💀😂

@hereforit2347

Жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@solodolo2758

Жыл бұрын

@@hereforit2347 it was so quick too

Said he was raised on bison milk 😂😂😂💀💀💀

This dude reminds me of this cat in high school that used to ROAST EVERYBODY. He was a MONSTER with it.. Legendary. Rest in peace Willie Chandler. This dude Kraig just gave me PTSD remembering Willie lol. You couldn't even walk past dude lunch table without getting it

"You put your hand over your chest when you bless your food"😂😂😂

“You get high and do skyhooks in your sleep”.. Wild visual

@tkharmon5168

Жыл бұрын

🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brucewoodson9506

13 күн бұрын

Bro that shit had me crying tears for at least 2 hrs 😂😂😂 the visual is crazy

The thing that makes Kraig's roast so top tier is that they always fit the person he's roasting. Like when said Boo only get directions that go past his house. I sat back and said I could see that. I don't even know Boo.

@lilzenwi6714

Жыл бұрын

I swearrrr bruh

" Dub is a spirit right looking for a body right now " 😭🤣

Wasn’t ready for “bit the boom out of a bomb” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kraig ain’t from earth dawg.

@kennethdonaldson16

2 ай бұрын

On me bro a alien 😂

@highpatheticallyspeaking

2 ай бұрын

@@kennethdonaldson16 when bro told Patrick cloud he beat up his bitch over the last stick of incense… bruh. 😂😂😂

“You need 2 debit cards to feed you.” Lmao

30 minutes straight and not one joke repeated. Kraig is elite level in roasting

@Bangerrr93

Жыл бұрын

Listening to a movie on the radio was the only one he repeated.

@JH-go8xz

Жыл бұрын

@@Bangerrr93 demon rollerblader

@jayguapo9149

Жыл бұрын

& the dogface nigga waiting all day for his owners to come home

@Dezzz__

Жыл бұрын

He repeated dog face nigga

@IdontUseThumbnails

Жыл бұрын

He repeated 2 but when you have so many bangers that sometimes happens 🤷🏽🔥

"When DoBoy eats the room fogs up". Lmfaooo

“i gotta go the sun’s coming”😂😂😂

“Brandon talkin, you gotta be quiet!”😂😂😂😂😂

Dough boi got caught memorizing a audio cookbook is craaazy 😂

“Deacon of an evil church” 😭😭

Boo: Kraig your blood type is eggnog Kraig: And your spirit is drunk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kraig is a monster

Boo energy change when he hear bath water 😂😂😂😂😂

“The devil thinks you’re weird”

@24:50 ”THE DEVIL THINKS YOU’RE WEIRD’’ 😂😂😂😂😂

Craig dancing calling boo a coon priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

Doughboy humiliated himself for a funnel cake…f’kin classic😂😂

His creativity is insane, like how tf does he come up with half of this shit😂

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

I know but he’s funny

@poptyrone8337

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know but he funny is hell

@icyyboyyy5117

10 ай бұрын

He write everything

@Thouxanbanquincy

10 ай бұрын

@@icyyboyyy5117dont matter that shits still funny

“ Horses won’t run when doboy get on em, like nah fuck that “ 😭I’m weezing

"Boo energy change when he hears bath water" is an all-time Roast Me joke. Top 3 for sure.

bro this man kraig said “you sleep under a dark cloud every night”

@joequintania3300

Жыл бұрын

his delivery is always elite

@joeybarton4447

Жыл бұрын

"You let a nigga shush you with ketchup on his finger" 🤣

@obviouslyneisha8164

Жыл бұрын

that shit had me crying omg 😭

"Would you like a towel, soup, water!!" & "Doe Boy fried a bullet & committed suicide" bruhhh😂😂😂🤦🏿

@jeremiahhudson302

Жыл бұрын

😭😭 boo when you pray God drop a breath mint out the sky

@dot_380gaming

Жыл бұрын

“If Ronnie burp, it’ll be bones in his mouth”

@jeremiahhudson302

Жыл бұрын

@@dot_380gaming you get everything out the mud

@dot_380gaming

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahhudson302 “you put your hand over your heart when you bless your food. GOD, please respect this meal”

This man gave high quality stuff for 30 min, kraig is the goat, no discussion 🤣

@ProducerTSS

11 ай бұрын

Facts 😂😂😂😂

They gone give the MVP to Boo just off the fact he was the most improved. But the real MVP hands down is Kraig. Consistency, unpredictability, dark humor, he really makes you think with his jokes. Then they be so left field it’s like…😅😂. That’s how good he is.

All his dreams start with a shower. Hahahahahahaha

That nigga Kraig cleverness is unmatched💯‼️😂

“ you bout to go home and listen to a movie on your radio Nigga “ 😂😂😂

I don’t think mfs understand how funny you have to be to have a 30 min highlight of straight roastin. Kraig is a legend

“He committed fraud for a million in pineapples” ayo kraig crazy 😭😭😭

@michaellamar2887

Жыл бұрын

6:42

Kraig is the only cat I know with a 20+ minute long compilation for both season 3 and 5. Legend

@elijahezra-gl1sx

9 ай бұрын

I mean bro was mvp for both seasons bro is a king of comedy

@dot_380gaming

9 ай бұрын

@@elijahezra-gl1sx I thought they gave season 5 MVP to Boo Kapone?!

@elijahezra-gl1sx

9 ай бұрын

@@dot_380gaming they did ? I wasn’t really paying attention but it should have been kraig he never got sent to detentions

@dot_380gaming

9 ай бұрын

@@elijahezra-gl1sx facts, they gave it to Boo because he improved this season tremendously.

I like how Kraig be laughing at his own jokes😂🤣

Anything less than a cake is a crumb to you. 🤣

Kraig Smith is a national treasure.

You get emotional during Jurassic Park😭😂

When kraig said: bruh look like he survived a barbarian sacrifice 😂😂😂😂😂

Kraig is the undisputed champ of roasting. He was non-stop hitting this season... to a whole new degree.

"This nigga put cheese in his mouth and he shhhhh to shred it"...!!!!!!! Wtf!!! Bro,thats the most creative roast I've ever heard!!

“Brent inner voice sound like a chipmunk” son what 😂😂😂😂😂

I knew Kraig was going to be the goat when they posted the Roast Me pilot. He told that man the only way he could ride a motorcycle is if they put Suburban backseats on it 💀

@paulwilliams961

Жыл бұрын

I remember that joke bout big dude...That was a hilarious

@cherryyak

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He said David Lucas look like he was raised on bison milk 🤣💀🤣

Boo mood changes when he hears water running 😂

@quincykhalifa

Жыл бұрын

Bruh!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@garyclay9899

Жыл бұрын

When he hear’s bath water

billy be on the poopdeck getting dug out 😂😂