"Billy was at an arcade, he sat on the joy stick and beat the game with his ass" -Kraig Schmiiiiith

@gmajorbeatsent7210

Жыл бұрын

Yoooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@iamalegend5620

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 never gets old

@nickharvey-parks2651

Жыл бұрын

Broooooooo

@malikjames9035

Жыл бұрын

What episode did he say that?

@snoopyblu1206

4 ай бұрын

Ayooooooo what episode I gotta see this

most original joke I've ever heard: "I can tell by her forehead her second language is echo-location". How, What, Where, Why did he come up with that.

@christophermhudson09

Жыл бұрын

Dolphins heads have a hollow section in the forehead for echo location if I'm not mistaken. Takes absolutely nothing from his joke tho shits fire 🔥

@elmillonario4684

Жыл бұрын

Because he smart

@Leukick

Жыл бұрын

@@christophermhudson09 He obvi knows what it means, that's why he pointed it out as a good joke

@zonedout5998

Жыл бұрын

Obviously he has seen a dolphin and it looked like that to him. So he made a joke about it. Not that hard.

@JoeSmoe215

Жыл бұрын

@@christophermhudson09 you prolly fuck up every joke huh

"You turned down a miracle because it included a bath..." Kraig is a true genius.

@BelovedMilord

10 ай бұрын

Dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Bestg3180

Ай бұрын

He one of the best!

T I : *Walks In* Kraig : “Check that Nigga for a Wire” 😅😂😂😂

“Jay had a dream he could walk and woke up in a handstand” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

@swagnificent7446

Жыл бұрын

My favorite Kraig roast bruh💀💀

@morganglory7928

Жыл бұрын

Too 3 funniest kraig joke

@904justify

Жыл бұрын

That was the best one lolll

@lowkeyIbes

Жыл бұрын

Classic 😹

@MrTweedum

Жыл бұрын

Please don't tell me Jay is the nigga in the wheelchair!!??🤣😭

“After you wash your clothes, you gotta wash the washing machine” is an all time classic

@joaquinmendez8096

Жыл бұрын

Dirty ahh nigga

@here4boxing

Жыл бұрын

@Alien Edgar you must be really fun at parties.

@apeshitclothing

Жыл бұрын

@@here4boxing these MFs over here... "WeLL aCkshullY" 😂

@CjSmith-hg5ov

Жыл бұрын

You dirty mf...lmao

@jeremiahhudson302

Жыл бұрын

Your savings got 9 pepperoni's in it 😭😭😭😭😭

“Boo energy change when he hear bathtub water”😂😂

@twkilla3

Жыл бұрын

definitely top 5 😂😂

Thanks for all the laughs Kraig. RIP Jay Wheelz RIP FuQuan RIP Teddy Ray Appreciate AllDef and the talent it has opened our eyes to ✊🏾

@surviver5738

Жыл бұрын

What the fuck they died?

@surviver5738

Жыл бұрын

Damn bro, that's a trip I didn't know that. So many laughs they provided. Especially teddy ray

@saberalter4076

Жыл бұрын

yo teddy and fu too!?

@alexj.pereira528

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know FuQuan died. Damn. R.I.P to all three.

@Nanokeeps

Жыл бұрын

Damn

"Aint no crunch sound when you eat chips" KILLED me

@niccomakk

Жыл бұрын

LOLOL

@realitymatters4745

Жыл бұрын

Damn I miss that1 , that's funny 🤣

“Ahhh you weak built, frail nigga..” it didn’t matter what came after that, that shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂

@llyankoll

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

I want a coffee table book of just all Kraig's jokes lmao

@MrDwittit

Жыл бұрын

We might have to make that happen

@Leukick

Жыл бұрын

@@MrDwittit Lol for real. And the book cover has to be a serious photo of him in black&white 😂

@MrDwittit

Жыл бұрын

@@Leukick I'm going to talk to him about it.

@chriskeepit100

Жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@negao360

Жыл бұрын

Make it a, "cook' book," called, "Recipes for Roasting & Cooking N***as."😂😂

"Your mom killed a ni&&a in the l.a. riots" will forever be my all time favorite Kraig joke🤣😂🤣😂😂

@boogi3655

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@w.jacksongedeon9248

3 ай бұрын

💯

"If a shark ate you. It would have high blood pressure.." -Kraig Smith

"U look like a curse that's doing well" I just pissed myself 🤣💀🤣💯

@EricOWilliam

3 ай бұрын

Funny asf

@91Kellz

3 ай бұрын

@@EricOWilliam LoL ikr 😂

@tftimboe

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Front tooth died in a corndog bite🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@jeremiahhudson302

Жыл бұрын

If you whisper doughboy name at burger king they'll put a extra patty on your burger

“Your mouth can take a superhero punch” has my stomach hurting ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣

@trippgaming9042

24 күн бұрын

I swear to Christ I died when he said that

Idk why the dog joke had me in tears "if you invite him over your house he gonna go straight to the backyard" 😂😂

@kiddalmighty8814

Жыл бұрын

Cause that shii funny 🤣🤣💯

@BelovedMilord

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@snoopyblu1206

4 ай бұрын

Cuz you imagined that ish be real someone coming over and going straight to the backyard is wild 😂😂😂😂

@edwardpamintuan

Ай бұрын

That killed me 😂

@anthonytaylor7949

9 күн бұрын

My damn head hurting so bad.

"Aint nobody ever with u wen u go 2 couple's therapy" Kraig is da damn King 👑💯🤣

“if you drop blood in the ocean tahir’s mouth will jump out the water” 😭😭😭 im really crying. kraig the funniest nigga on the show fr

@BusyB07

Жыл бұрын

fr strong imagination

@noir8428

Жыл бұрын

Are you a black person saying the n word,

@overtimesportsbetting2821

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JESTABEATSENT

Жыл бұрын

That would make a scary ass horror movie 😨😂🤣

@Davidflucas

Жыл бұрын

Kraig has The most creative funkiest jokes by far. Boo is the funniest person

They left out when he said you chipped your tooth licking a crosswalk button 😂😂😂💀💀💀

@deandresmith4921

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@VTKstudios

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sTaYoNMyGriziL

Жыл бұрын

If that ain't some super special Ed shit right there then IDK🤣🤣🤣🤣

@essay1218

Жыл бұрын

Lost that tooth in a corn dog bite 😂

@nonny0929

Жыл бұрын

@@essay1218 yo I almost died when he said that 🤣🤣

"Your spirits drunk" absolutely killed me 😂

@DNDViLLAN

Жыл бұрын

Its an extremely genius joke since they call alcohol spirits.

@brandonwilliams9353

Жыл бұрын

@@DNDViLLAN far as wine

“He got a 12year old nemesis “ got me dying

@premiumnetwork1953

Жыл бұрын

The word nemesis is funny as hell lol

@six0two824

Жыл бұрын

@@premiumnetwork1953 it’s like super villain shit lol

@blue9multimediagroup

Жыл бұрын

"Brent get bullied by kids"

Telling someone in a wheelchair you dreamed about walking and woke up in a handstand is fucking insane 🤣

“That nigga look like bacteria” is the most savage joke I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂

When David jogs, it sounds like 2 walruses playing hot hands🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@w.jacksongedeon9248

3 ай бұрын

Violated David

I don't care how many times I've heard these, they hit every single time 😂

You only left out 1 I could think of lmao. When Kraig said, "Tony is a animal weirdo" And everyone started laughing before he could finish the joke 😂

@nickeyblue640

Жыл бұрын

2.....Tony makes dogs uncomfortable they back peddle

@luisrosario3781

Жыл бұрын

@@nickeyblue640 "Hey, dogs don't trust Tony." *laughter from class* "When he walks them, th-they backpedal."

@nickeyblue640

Жыл бұрын

@Luis Rosario there it is😅😅😅

@NoMorePodDes

Жыл бұрын

@@luisrosario3781 “th-they” ✅✅✅✅

@luisrosario3781

Жыл бұрын

@@NoMorePodDes Kraig's delivery is so crucial to his roasts that it's imperative I quote it just right. Another one of my favorites from Kraig: *to Boo during Boo's Battlegrounds episode* "Yo family gave up on you."

22 minutes of Kraig laughing at his own joke 😂😂

Kraig has never been to Detention 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billy broke his neck being too sassy 😂😂😂.. David brings his own meat with him to the restaurant 😂😂

@jeremiahhudson302

Жыл бұрын

If you doughboy name at burger king they'll put a extra patty on your burger

Nobody gone talk about him roasting the whole classroom 1 by 1 back to back 😭😭

@gucciflip-flops4447

Жыл бұрын

David Lucas was spared on that one 😂

“After my daddy’s daddy!” 😂😂

my all time favorite has to be "Your mama facetime you topless" 😂😂😂😂😂

@iancuspinera1160

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO when he said that

@Taizuren

Жыл бұрын

@@iancuspinera1160 bro i've been watching all the old shows trying to find it!! it was fsho from pre-covid

@WhoDatEditz

Жыл бұрын

Season 5 E7. First joke on Brandon

@Taizuren

Жыл бұрын

@@WhoDatEditz GOAT....I hope your pillow stays cold at all times fam 🤌✌

@LEGENDSOFROCK45

2 ай бұрын

Lfmaoooo how he even come up with this shit 🤣🤣🤣

Bro said kev beat his wife after he drink to much root beer 🍺 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

19:46 "you turned down a miracle cuz it included a shower" Fucking Kraig 💀💀

“I ain’t got nowhere to go but I love these bitches!! Every last one of ‘em!” 😂😂 fkn killed me bruh

“During hippo mating season…”

@blue9multimediagroup

Жыл бұрын

Didn't even finish the sentence and it was still funny 😆

@Insomnia_Central_

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂classic

@rradley25

Жыл бұрын

One of the all time best openings to a joke 😂

@llyankoll

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

A demon roller blader 🤣💀😂💀🤣💀😂 evil, evil, I'm here for evil 😂😂😂 (21:00)

@sherodgreene9612

10 ай бұрын

Had me in TEARS

Kraig is hands down the funniest bro has me dying

Kraig tell a joke and react like someone else told it 😅

This dude is really the funniest guy on the show!

“ you look like it’s to much pressure not to smell like piss” -kraig smith- 😂😂😂

“If you knocc on doebois refrigerator 4 hams open the door”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Malik7-

Жыл бұрын

“A family of hams will answer “ 🤦🏿‍♂️

You been tongue kissing uppercuts killed me 😂

When the drugs run out boo ain't your friend no more. Too funny😂🤣😂

Craig and CP the funniest by far, those two go crazy with the jokes 😂😂

@TJ4A9

Жыл бұрын

I feel like when David Lucas is on one he’s just as good as them, but man he rarely shows up

@snoopyblu1206

4 ай бұрын

Nah add brent and Patrick them dudes lethal

"Jay had a dream he could walk, and woke up in a hand stand" Best one for me lol.

He said.. "you look like a curse that's doing good!" Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Dude is by far one of the funniest people on the planet!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Kraig is simply the all def goat!

I love how Kraig genuinely laughs so hard at every joke. Stomping his feet and all 😂😂😂

That "echo location" joke was fuckin phenomenal 💯💯💯💯💯l 😂😂😂😂😂

"You look like you let another n***a name your kids" 🤣🤣🤣

Only joke missing from this is when Kraig told Donterio he chipped his tooth licking the crosswalk button 😅😅😅

R.I.P. Jay wheelz and Teddy Ray and Fuquan🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

“Marvin Sometimes Gay!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

goat roaster....the show went the way kraig took it...then others came after and killed but kraig took the show. Proud to see boo kill now because of kraig he had to learn the style the show wanted and he did he got off to a slow start same for david lucas he be on kill tony doing his thing but kraig set the standard for all them

Showed my mom an episode of roast me with Craig. My mom said he laughs like Elmo. Now I can’t unhear it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TariqShabah

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I can’t unhear it now 😂

@aidansmith6377

Жыл бұрын

Facts 😂

If DoBoy feld asleep in the sun he’d wake up a loaf!

@chaddking8333

Жыл бұрын

Feld?

@skylersolvang3203

Жыл бұрын

That’s how he said it 😂

@JacobASmith59

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

This is what every inner city classroom look like.

This is the best compilation of kraig hands down ! Nice work 🙏

@WhoDatEditz

Жыл бұрын

Thank you i appreciate it 🙏

Funniest one out of them all. This brother literally makes the show.

"That nigga Christian built like ah gospel bull frog" YEEEEEOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

"You gotta sit on your battery to work on your car" yo that shit took me out!! 🤣

“Yo mom killed a nigga in the LA Riots” legit one of the funniest jokes i ever heard 😂. I ran that shit so many times. He clapped back so quick

20:43 The "Boogie Time" bit was crazy. Watching Kraig build it from the bottom up through that whole episode was an entire creative process.

_This dude is the G.O.A.T_ _He cooks everyone._ *_PERIOD_*

Gotta love how when kraig gets the roast off his demeanor is calm, the camera pans to who he just cooked(no pun intended) then goes back to him laughing loud as hell 😂😂😂legend

Kraig laughing at himself is the funniest

@caesarnyangoya6548

Жыл бұрын

Just commenting because i saw my namesake 😂

“You look like a curse that’s doing well” 😂😂😂

13:36 Can we just talk about how hard T.I. laughed at this😂😂

Lumpy built like his microwave dirty is the most classic Kraig roast! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣GAWD GAWD GAWD

“Your tooth died in a corn dog bite” Lmao

"You the only crip with a spear" yall dont understand how funny that is😂😂

He's literally undefeated 🧛🏾‍♂️🤣😂🐐

The ad lib., “I ain’t got nowhere to go but I love these bitches… Every last one of them” is brilliant!

Kraig is by far the funniest to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 his jokes are crazyyy

@realitymatters4745

Жыл бұрын

I think that's why he sit in the back

"You turned down a miracle cus it included a shower!" I cant 😂😂

Kraig never been to detention I swear 😂

Why is he this damn funny 😭😭😭

Has Kraig ever been to detention? I think he might be the undisputed king of roast me

This was hysterical "if doboy feel asleep in the sun he wake up a loaf" lmao

He is a genius at this !

That joke on jay wheels “jay had a dream he could walk and woke up in a handstand” it fucking kills me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@FearNot26

Ай бұрын

The funniest joke I’ve ever heard

“I ain’t got nowhere to go but I love these bitches “. Most creative shit I’ve ever heard 😂😂

“Boo washes his hands to dig through garbage”🤣🤣🤣

Tears real life tears 😂😭😭😂 the funniest man to do it

14:52 "Aye Boo energy change when he hear bath water" 😂

@my2centz728

10 ай бұрын

Rolling and lmfao!!

" If you blew in a bag and put it in the freezer we'd have shit pops in the morning " 😂

You chip your tooth licking a crosswalk button 😂 Donterio vs Kraig 🔥

"yo momma killed somebody in the LA riots" best one 🤣🤣

Kraig has me rollin every time he says some shit. 🤣

bro he easily is the funniest one without a doubt,his jokes just be so original and funny😭😭😭

HER SECOND LANGUAGE IS ECHO LOCATION😂😂😂😂😂

Bald Headed Kraig was RUTHLESS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boo energy change when he hear bathwater😭😭😭😭

Yo my stomach hurt laughing so much 💀

Kraig shhhmithhhh !! Thanks for all the laughs bruh.

21:10 😭 Evil! Evil! I'm here for Evil! 🤣

Rubberband man was a poem to Babyface😂😂😂😂😂

@harveydent5334

8 ай бұрын

Lllooolll i 4got bout that one lmKooo