This entire show is the equivalent of letting kindergarteners fingerpaint all over the Mona Lisa

@gradeaunderajr7848

Жыл бұрын

The perfect way to put it

@sam-psonsmith9951

Жыл бұрын

that only counts if those kindergartners have a disliking for the Mona Lisa and desperately want to "improve it" I feel like Toddlers would be less damaging.

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid

Жыл бұрын

Nah, kindergartens wouldn't fully understand what they're doing. They're just having fun painting not yo create art but to see pretty colors. These were ADULTS who damn knew the context of what they were doing and everything they were saying.

@gameofjones4644

Жыл бұрын

...or EnvironMentalists.

@Sean-ie9gr

Жыл бұрын

- while the terrible recorder music plays in background-

She's just so good at searching for Sauron that after a thousand years she finally finds him randomly in the middle of the ocean.

@tkps

Жыл бұрын

Then let him go and didn't tell a single soul who he was even when they outright asked her or that he'd just helped them make the rings. The whole plot makes no bloody sense.

@yourenotmarywelcome8693

Жыл бұрын

She was so hell bent on finding him that she admittedly jumped to her own demise. She knew she would die by jumping off that stupid boat yet did it anyway. And the writers want us to applaud her strong moral character. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@stevekillgore9272

Жыл бұрын

A super-power indeeed

@Jeff-cn9up

Жыл бұрын

It's so retarded it's painful. Like, even if it was magic on Sauron's part to divine where she'd be, why tf go to all that trouble to arrange it then? Also... who tf jumps off a boat in the middle of the ocean and swims to shore? Do the writers not understand that there are ocean currents you can't outswim?

@ElGentoo

Жыл бұрын

Brute force searching 🤣🤣🤣

After the first episode of Rings of Power, I understand why Saron wanted to destroy everything.

@ignidrakkos7546

Жыл бұрын

They put us on Sauron's side 😅

@cameronhesketh6814

Жыл бұрын

@@ignidrakkos7546 Villains in stories are always better written, yet all the protagonists in ROP seem like antagonists, they definitely antagonised me.

@vornamenachname9905

Жыл бұрын

Same goes for Thanos and the Marvel Universe.

@dalecox5928

Жыл бұрын

I watched the first episode and I was so confused. Why were Vulcans in Middle Earth? Is this a LOTR/Star Trek crossover? Why are there 1960s era hippies in this show? What is this screwed up mess?

@dalecox5928

Жыл бұрын

@@ignidrakkos7546 Sauron had a point.

It's fun when directors talk about actors as "tough". Like fighting air or a stunt double makes you "tough". Jackie-Chan is "tough". Fighting air that's supposed to be a troll doesn't make one "tough".

@dbf1dware

Жыл бұрын

Jackie Chan is a LEGEND. And tough doesn't even cover it with him. Let's all go back and watch more Jackie Chan!

@Crunch_Buttsteak

Жыл бұрын

I know I can't stand it. "She's just so tough she swung around that foam sword & dove on the floor cushions like 5 times"

@koreancowboy42

3 ай бұрын

Jackie chan does his own stunts that what I call tough and about most of his own stunts almost killed him.

Simon Tolkien really emphasises that talent isn't hereditary.

@UnkSpec

Жыл бұрын

There is a saying that the first generation builds, the second generation preserves and the third generation spoils something. Might put these two men and Simon T next to it as an example.

@isaacm2374

Жыл бұрын

I mean he does have a valid point that a film or TV adaptation doesn't need to 100% follow the book or the novel. Even in iconic literature such Frankenstein or Narnia there are major differences in narrative or detail between the books and the movies yet the movies are still great. You don't have to be a slave to canon. But ROP suffers from stiff acting, bad writing and screenplay which makes the viewing experience worse.

@1Plebeian

Жыл бұрын

Haha

@bz6046

Жыл бұрын

@@isaacm2374 But Jackson's movies left out a lot of stuff from the books. Jackson also had to add things like the dead army in Return of the King to move along the film. So no Simon does not have a valid point he's all about the money, he doesn't care about the Legacy of Tolkien.

@rzambonato

Жыл бұрын

@@UnkSpec immediately thought of that too. The son actually saw what Tolkien did, the struggle, the love, the care, and, finally, the glory. He saw what his father strived for, and what his father achieved out of it. So he had great respect for the world. Simon, on the other hand, only lived through the good parts, with an elder grandfather that probably only worried about spoiling him, as every grandfather is fond to do. Simon didn't appreciate the world, because he only experienced the glory. And now just as his great grandfather once spoiled him, Simon spoils the world for all fans. thanks, simon, i hate it

Too faithful to the work of one of the most legendary fantasy authors of all time is bad?

@justmeok2

Жыл бұрын

For real, that quote is absurd in any franchise/saga

@rciafardone

Жыл бұрын

Alas but remember, these people are idiots.

@thedoctor14blurayreviews75

Жыл бұрын

@@justmeok2 GARY IS SEXIST

@kathleenhensley5951

Жыл бұрын

He's got a chip on his shoulders the size of London.

@mikeg3439

Жыл бұрын

He's just a jealous, resentful country music fan, minus the -ry music fan part.

Cate Blanchetts intro in the Fellowship is somehow more comprehensive in its 5 minutes than the whole series.

@roukerasati9611

Жыл бұрын

I remember watching FotR as a kid all the way back in 2001 when the movie first came to theaters. I STILL get goosebumps hearing her narration.

@m.h.7901

Жыл бұрын

The intro is better then the whole amazon series, i still get chills hearing Cate Blanchett voice

@WickedWoden

Жыл бұрын

"I feel it in the water...I feel it in the Earth. Much that once was, is lost...For none now live, who remember it..." -I still get chills, even typing it out.

@roukerasati9611

Жыл бұрын

@@WickedWoden Same

@Martyrium5

Жыл бұрын

I can tell that the series is shit, by looking at the people who made it. They are all worse than any real fan, even without a degree. The main problem is the company, that shits money by underpaying theire employees though.

They were not standing on Tolkien's shoulder but pissing on his grave. Everyone involved in the show, mainly the tops ie. the execs, writers, producers, director deserves every hate, dislike, criticism, etc. coming to them. I doubt any of them even read the books.

@dbf1dware

Жыл бұрын

And I hope that Jeff Bezos' son (whom HE says is a huge fan of LoTR) tells Jeff every day that he allowed this treasure to be shat upon.

@aerialballet1990

Жыл бұрын

kind a hard though when they could only use the appendixes, can thank the current Tolkien owners for not letting them us more, thought they couldve acted mroe better to the criticism

No show deserves to fail more.

@yourenotmarywelcome8693

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, but Willow sure the hell is giving it all they got to dethrone ROP

@yourenotmarywelcome8693

Жыл бұрын

@Carl Gunderson - Agreed. She-Hulk definitely has more than enough material to make a compelling argument.

@nicolobo764

Жыл бұрын

The witcher: hold my beer

@torquedturtle4799

Жыл бұрын

The Witcher deserves to fail also for sure. Why can't anyone just write a good TV show. I guess the powers that be at the golden globes are toxic, misogynistic and racist. Surely its not down to the terrible writing and production.

@jimcanterak7349

Жыл бұрын

@@Carl_Gunderson She Hulk at the very least is about a d list superhero. Rings of Power deals with the most epic of fantasy writing in history.

"Rings of Power announces an all-female slate of directors for season two." They really can't help themselves, can they?

@vermis8344

Жыл бұрын

Public: "yeah, but, will season two be good?" Amazon: "I don't understand the question."

@myvideosetc.8271

Жыл бұрын

I can't wait, the reviews will be hilarious, we will be laughing about this for a a decade while re-reading Tolkien.

@praetorian3902

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@rhyscallinan8891

Жыл бұрын

Surprised they didn't do this at the get go. Guess they waited for the disaster of the first before they did it just to find stooges.

@lukewalken1316

Жыл бұрын

They must students of the Kathleen Kennedy School of Misandry

Sometimes when I hear actors speaking about the amazingness of their roles in these sh*t projects, whether film or tv, I often wonder, 'do you ACTUALLY believe what you're saying, or can you feel your soul dying since this is a contractual obligation??'

@genyoutube3828

Жыл бұрын

You know , I think they actually live in cloud cuckoo land . They believe they are ‘special’ and are having some huge impact upon society . Equal perhaps to the book 1984? 😂😂😂

@northernpunx1978

Жыл бұрын

@@genyoutube3828 naw, they’re just employees that are legally bound to promote and sell and make money for overlords like every one else. But their job is fantasy and wonder and everyone love them for it.

@ImperativeGames

Жыл бұрын

Part dumb and crazy, part contractual obligation and part defense mechanism! If you want to have an ounce of self-respect and sanity you really can't perceive the show you made as what it truly is.

@powerman2610

Жыл бұрын

Delusion rums rampant

@angelalewis3645

Жыл бұрын

We can see their souls dying by watching their eyes and countenances, but they aren’t aware of it, I guess.

The saddest part of all of this is i know that, out there....somewhere, is a comment section full of people who absolutely loved this show, talking to each other about how great it was and how awesome the actors are etc. etc.

@jonathanmatthews7448

Жыл бұрын

My sister-in-law said at our Christmas get together, that she watched the series and loved it. I almost choked on my Christmas ham. I didn't have the strength to explain how horrible it was, so I moved on to less personally sensitive topics like religion and politics.

@blacksabbathmatters

Жыл бұрын

@@forwardtothepast8470 is that why amazon had to suspend the ratings for it? You obviously dont understand how rotten tomato works either, the audience reviews were incredibly low and critics reviews were high,....we all know how that works. And ive no doubt you can find 1000s of other people that liked this garbage, they are the same people that liked she hulk. 👍🏻

@blacksabbathmatters

Жыл бұрын

@@forwardtothepast8470 audience rating reviews.....3.3 God bless you bubble boy

@chaitanya252525

Жыл бұрын

Bro people who likes these mostly are the people who were exposed to content mid 2010s where most people spent most time on netflix with netflix and chill mentality. Majority of the netflix content is mediocre. Netflix decreased the standards of people. That's why these people like these kind of shows or movies

@jakeisall1284

Жыл бұрын

@@chaitanya252525 my grandmother

I love how they go against "Toxic Masculinity" all the time. Letting "Toxic Femininity" not only go unchecked, but basically rule everything these days.

@celebrityexclusives9108

Жыл бұрын

So many men sit with their legs close together so they don't get called out for manspreading by toxic feminists

@LordSeth-hf8ew

Жыл бұрын

woman can't be toxic did you not know that? its a new law introduced like 2 years ago

@Low-Key123

Жыл бұрын

No such thing as toxic masculinity or femininity. Just people being cnuts. Calling people toxic is something 11 year olds on xbox did. Its pathetic that people do it now as adults IRL.

@cis_American

Жыл бұрын

i argue the existence of toxic "masculinity" when women can behave exactly the same, and they are in the wokeverse, so wouldn't that just make it a universal concept of just being a toxic "personality?"

@chriskos7868

Жыл бұрын

It’s because most of you “men”, by most of my research, are cucks. 85% at least. You allow women to do this and do nothing about it but excuse for them.

It's actually horrifying that they had all the elements for a great show set up. Massive budget, lore expert, good head, and they got rid of all of it to make... this. Absolutely abysmal.

@FinrodFelagund5

Жыл бұрын

It was impossible for it to be any good coming from Amazon. It was doomed from the start.

@callofghidorah1158

Жыл бұрын

@@FinrodFelagund5 If that is the case, there is no hope for Warhammer or God of War either.

@GeraltofRivia22

Жыл бұрын

@@FinrodFelagund5 well, there's the Terminal List and Jack Reacher.

@FinrodFelagund5

Жыл бұрын

@@GeraltofRivia22 I don't know anything about Terminal list, but if you think Jack Reacher isn't full of woke pc garbage you didn't watch it very closely. Within the first 5-10 minutes of episode 1 there were at least 4 in your face instances of modernist propaganda.

@321AlterSchwede

Жыл бұрын

Communists can bring down anything with their equality-agenda. Preventing people that are strong from acting strong is for them far more more important than overall success of a society. Instead of letting anyone do its best they feed people that are "discriminated" with effortless ressources. When you feed people with effortless success enough they turn into spoiled assholes, that cant do anything but demand everything.

That Tolkien's grandson, Simon, criticizes Peter Jackson for putting too much of his grandfather's books into The Lord of the Rings movies tells you all you really need to know. "Hey, let's make a show based on the world my grandfather created, but let's change everything and only use the names of the people and places, mmm-kay?"

@koreancowboy42

3 ай бұрын

Yeah Simon is just a dumbass. I bet his grandfather would've scolded him for his stupidity and call him "FOOL OF A TOOK"

It would have been great to see Galadriel use her powerful magic in the series since she was a mage and all...not a sword wielding armor wearing warrior.

@janpolednik5012

Жыл бұрын

Thats one of my most WTF things about the show. Galadriel is a spellcaster and they changed her to warrior? WTF

@josephescher3504

Жыл бұрын

@@janpolednik5012 I wish she would spellcast this show out of existence.

@ashes2diamond

Жыл бұрын

@@janpolednik5012 To be fair, she is quite capable of both spell casting and sword play as all elves are. This show seemed to forget that and how badass Jackson made it look when both swordplay and spell casting are combined into one scene/fight (Galadriel being a boss in The Hobbit, Gandalf channeling the secret fire into his sword etc etc).

@janpolednik5012

Жыл бұрын

@@ashes2diamond Yes, The Hobbit did it right I liked that Elrond basically used a katana. Elves and slightly curved blades/katanas are a match. I dunno, this show is just oen big letdown. I was so thrilled to learn how exactly were the rings made, what kind of magic was used etc...but none of that was being shown. Just some random hobo/gondor ("numenor") crap. I hate

@aerialballet1990

Жыл бұрын

but didnt Tolkien not car much for magic use? abd kept it a a bare minimum?

The only reason the writers and producers of this show went "back to the book" was to see what NOT to include in it.

@ocboy5163

Жыл бұрын

Books? Do they mean the books that they don’t have the rights to?

@Yarblocosifilitico

Жыл бұрын

these 'writers' went back to Tolkien, read one page, and realized they don't like literature at all: it's so boring and it gives you a headache

@chickey333

Жыл бұрын

Looking for loopholes much like Bible readers like me tend to do. I couldn't even imagine this crowd redoing The Greatest Story Ever Told.

@TheOriginal_Unaleska

Жыл бұрын

@@ocboy5163 a talented writter can still make a good story even if limited with what they have access to. Stop making excuses for them.

@o0xTHEcoPlayerx0o

Жыл бұрын

@@ocboy5163 they er.... did have access to the books, its called the Silmarillion.

Amazon's one billion dollar TV show got bumped off the streaming top ten by reruns of the Gilmore Girls, a show that ended fifteen years ago. You can't make excuses for that.

@victorcode2075

Жыл бұрын

Looking forward to a billion dollar Gilmore girls reboot.

@jasonk3605

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean on Prime, but great point.

@SpottedHares

Жыл бұрын

That really is a good example of what wrong isn't it.

@nicoleackerman205

Жыл бұрын

That show is terrible as well.

@StrongandGrand

Жыл бұрын

@@nicoleackerman205 It had better acting, tho.

It’s really scary how few people have so much power over IP’s, and can do so much harm to IP’s. It’s such a disservice. Theirs so many artists out there who can tell great stories, direct great cinema, and stay true to the source.

Wow, they really put some quality craftsmanship into those rings, looks like something you get inside a kinder-surprise egg

It's actually impressive how much effort went into making this the worst possible experience created in media.

@chongli3007

Жыл бұрын

Effort? What effort? This was actually an attempt to destroy culture . Been going on for about 6-10 years now. Think about your other favorite franchises. Is it making sense yet?

@toddboothbee1361

Жыл бұрын

It's only an experience if you force yourself to sit through it. I wouldn't unless I was paid more than $35 per hour.

@naps7039

Жыл бұрын

@@chongli3007 Yeah man, it's like this in every entertainment sector now. Video games haven't been good in years except the few sprinkles of good games here and there. Spread too far and too thin for anybody to be content. I been waiting for the woke ages to end already, how much money can these companies lose before they get their balls back?

@lostvayne9146

Жыл бұрын

@@naps7039 what if money isn't an issue for these companies and they are taking it from corrupted platforms or your money. Too big to fail as they say.

@charlesws7825

Жыл бұрын

Nope, no 'effort' goes into shit like this. Only money. That's how privileged the elites think they are, and they're so damn arrogant to think we'll finally cave into their constantly hammering woke politics over our heads. We won't cave. We'll just tune out and drop out as we watch and play better things made before the dark times of the woke.

Alternative title “How to blow one billion dollars on a universally loved franchise.”

@jonathanyaloussa

Жыл бұрын

This sentence should not be said, yet here we are!

@paulmurgatroyd6372

Жыл бұрын

The mistake they made was to let Postman Pat be one of the ''writers''.

@peterross97

Жыл бұрын

And make it one of the most watched and replayed series in history! They've not only made their money back, but have committed to 4 more seasons! And I for one am VERY happy they did.

@craigs71

Жыл бұрын

Or how to launder a billion dollars.....

@sirvilhelmofyonderland

Жыл бұрын

A billion dollars. Can’t believe it, . A billion dollar “Tolkien” series. It should be a dream come true.

Most unforgettable scene for me is the “you have not seen what I have seen” scene 😂

@natedgr8furious140

Жыл бұрын

I have re watched the season 3 times and I dont remember this at all almost. Most of the time I was more fixated on the dwarves.

@Kiljaedenas

10 ай бұрын

@@natedgr8furious140 So you've seen the scene 3 times because you had not seen what others had seen?

I'm so glad that Christopher never had to see this butchery of his father's work. He held the breach against defiling of the lore like a King. Right down to whose voices could be used for audiobooks.

Jackson was too faithful for Simon Tolkien? What the hell is wrong with Simon?

@Lionstar16

Жыл бұрын

He's a bitter little man who can't accept he'll never be the master writer his grandfather was.

@BinkyTheElf1

Жыл бұрын

$imon ha$ hi$ reward.

@Fardawg

Жыл бұрын

It was probably a dig at his father, Christopher, who kicked him out of the Estate (they eventually reconciled) supposedly for initially shilling for the Jackson films to try and make money despite Christopher telling the members of the Estate that he didn't want them involved with the then upcoming films. Simon thought they should try and make money off them somehow no matter the quality of the films. Christopher denied that this was the reason for their estrangement, though he was against adaptations and thought they could never be faithful and thought Jackson was making basic action films (J. R. R. was forced to sell the rights in the 60s due to financial trouble and there were some horrendous adaptation attempts before Jackson came along). Simon admitted later that there were "other reasons" besides his shilling that caused the estrangement but they eventually reconciled and he, unfortunately, became the head of the Estate.

@rpgadventurer32

Жыл бұрын

@@Fardawg He should've never been allowed to become the head of the Estate, the first thing that he's done after the death of his father is to give the rights to Amazon to destroy and distort his grandfather and father's life works for nothing but money. He's responsible for this abomination of a show.

@yogib5819

Жыл бұрын

Simon all those fans refusing to watch RoP is doing your estate a favor by trying to preserve your grandfather's work/IP. It could go the way of Star Wars... a half-dead franchise.

It says something that every time they write a "strong" female character she's always narcissistic and gets everyone around her killed, like a villain but without the competence.

@SRMoore1178

Жыл бұрын

For a thousand years, Galadriel has been on a bloodthirsty revenge tour to find the guy who killed her brother. Her HUSBAND is apparently dead too but that's not a big deal to her. Screw him.

@platgeslagengehaktbal

Жыл бұрын

They forget that a character should be well rounded and believable, male or female, no one likes a mary-sue

@kinagrill

Жыл бұрын

It's cuz we have self-insert narcissists in control that seem to not care about anything but their ego and Wokeness-appeal.

@hornedhell8077

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Lupenux

10 ай бұрын

In Poland some people are calling this Galadriel: Ciri Skywalker.

In the name of diversity and inclusivity i demand Amazon to reboot the serie and create a new one just for Tolkien fans.

"You can't buy your way into the Tolkien fandom" That's exactly how Tolkien fans are.We care about quality,not the money..I hate the Billion dollar RoP but love the 20k budget "Born of Hope" fan made film about the birth of Aragorn.

My wife asked why I was laughing so hard. I said a character in the story spent a thousand years looking for someone then finally decided to check a map.

@shawnaraeanderson3493

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 yesssss me too. I actually spent A LOT of the time laughing at the absurdity of everything in this show.

@garym6315

Жыл бұрын

I can't get over how amateur the writing is. She even said "I must be blind." I'm surprised she didn't go with "it was here, staring me in the face the whole time." So ridiculous.

@rhyscallinan8891

Жыл бұрын

Apparently no ones read a map before. At least the elves didn't.

@matthewbowen5841

Жыл бұрын

But only after she randomly happened to bump into him in the middle of an ocean. And failed to recognize him.

@redrum3405

Жыл бұрын

At least they didn’t have her use google. Wouldn’t put it past these writers

We won't "consume" their drivel, and they despise us. I'm cool with that arrangement

@DjTiesticles

Жыл бұрын

I find KZread more entertaining than modern TV anyway

I just convinced my girlfrined, who never watched/read anyithing about lotr, to watch the original trilogy and she really enjoyed it, we watched the full 10+hrs in the matter of days. Now we are watching The hobbit and she starts to point out how the mood is not the same and it's way less immersive, but we are slowly getting through it. I don't have the strenght to also show her the series :(

@blob5907

Жыл бұрын

Do It

@patrickhildebrandt9328

Жыл бұрын

Do it, so you can show her the disappointment this show is

@marda0maranwe

Жыл бұрын

Don't please. Let her enjoy her life , the trauma for the sake of enlightenment is not worth it.

My first introduction to Fantasy was The Lord of rings movies I was blown away. I immediately got the BIG RED all in one Lord of the Rings book and I was hooked for life on Tolkien & Fantasy. The way with series played out was heartbreaking 💔 I did not watch 1 second of it & I never will ! Let's just hope sometime in the Future when WOKE is DEAD ☠️ someone with a love for the Magic of Tolkien will have the ability to inspire the next generation of Tolkien Nuts . Amazon has let down an entire generation 😢

@dbf1dware

Жыл бұрын

I own and cherish my "big red" LoTR book. I don't actually read it because I don't want to harm it. It's an irreplaceable heirloom to me. I swear it feels a bit like the actual Red Book of Westmarch to me.

@aerialballet1990

Жыл бұрын

hopefully they would be able to make a better tolkien series, but consiering the Tolkien house prolly wouldnt let it happen, i wouldnt hold my breath, think taht was prolly a reason ring of power suffered because of the family holding out.

1000 years of searching just to find everything she needed in months. Then to fail epically the moment she does.

@stevekillgore9272

Жыл бұрын

A Tragedy of Unique proportions

@victoriajohnson4420

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, the first 999 years were spent getting her make-up and costuming ready.

@pohjanakka4992

Жыл бұрын

@@victoriajohnson4420 But the make-up and costuming department forgot to take care of her hair. That hair which is supposed to have captured some of the light of the Trees, so that even a single strand was worth more than any amount of gold and jewels. Nope. Not much shine in evidence.

@victoriajohnson4420

Жыл бұрын

@@pohjanakka4992 But that's canon, and we can't be following some old white dude's ideas. Besides, the real Galadriel was well over six feet tall, most say 6'4", while Guyladriel is tiny, and a great example of the Napoleon Complex.

“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”

@Baalaaxa

Жыл бұрын

That is really the perfect quote to describe this creative bankruptcy, and in fact the whole woke nightmare we're all now living. They just twist and corrupt everything that was once good, in their self-righteous crusade for a "better world" (mOrE iNcLuSiViTy aNd DiVeRsiTy).

@Imperials3nate

Жыл бұрын

Good thing we're finally taking a stand. Also, good can heal as seen with HotD.

@armr6937

Жыл бұрын

Lets see if Cavill sets them straight with 40K. I don't see wokeness surviving grimdark.

@tomasdavid7829

Жыл бұрын

@@armr6937 Horus Trans fighting against patriarchy shown by The Emperor himself

@suesue2610

Жыл бұрын

@@alexmottley8890 @alexmottley8890 from what I understand is that evil cannot create something that deeply touches the heart and soul and make people transcend ... It has no light or truth so its just a reflection of the most base things that exist in the world and in humans ... Tolkien was spiritual and connected to God, that's his inspiration... If his books had that much success and the movie after that its because it's truthful ... Souls recognize truth or real beauty when they see it🕊️

The streaming format, used sensibly, could have enabled an episodic approach well-suited to telling stories from the Silmarillion in a way that feature cinema could not. Instead there is this.

How just about everyone survived a 2000 degree volcanic lahar traveling a couple 100 mph is beyond my imaginations capabilities.

"Very capable swordsperson" I literally died.

@fiddlesticks7245

Жыл бұрын

That shit made me feel old testament disgust. Makes me wish God would break His pinky promise not to flood us again and just wash away everything and everyone

@AsukasSlave

Жыл бұрын

May your soul find peace...

@WhoWantsToKnow81

Жыл бұрын

@@fiddlesticks7245 With everything going to woke-shit, I would prefer a faster world extinction event, such as a meteor

@alexmottley8890

Жыл бұрын

How dumb is this.... huMANkind > MANkind > MAN > woMAN(womb-man). The words woman and man are both derivatives of human. A swordsMAN is the same thing as a swordswoman or swordshuman. If anything, men are being ripped of by not having their own prefix. Fking dumbasses get upset about words they don't understand.

@laszlobandi6456

Жыл бұрын

reminds me of League of legends. the damage dealers aka adc/ad carry/attack damage carry (opposite of magic damage) were all or mostly ranged damage dealers, so marksman so someone comes and says, hey why 'marksman', why no 'markswoman' ? shit you not, it's not a joke. they started calling them 'marksperson'. and LOL is even famous for half of their champions being female, well, overly sexualized, but still, I think it's still something, it's not an adaptation of anything, it's an original game, and Arcane was based on that, and doing well.

Too faithful to anything is never, in itself, a fault. There's no such thing as too faithful to your wife, or too faithful to God, or your friends, or what you believe in. What an insane thing for that man to say.

@kaizokujimbei143

Жыл бұрын

He probably hasn't read the Fall of Numenor. It is the Faithful who are saved at the end.

@trolleriffic

Жыл бұрын

When talking about an adaptation of a work, I think there's some truth in the idea that one can be too faithful to the original. Books and films are very different media and we consume them in very different ways so things that work in a book can be difficult if not impossible to translate into film and still be interesting and entertaining. Stuff like the level of detail and complexity of ideas - with a book you can stop to think about it for as long as you want and you can go back and re-read a section if you need a reminder or clarification, but it doesn't work in a film. Internal monologs are another thing that works well in print and is used a lot by some authors, but they're hard to translate into something that works on screen and even then it only works well in small amounts.

@erickmoye3089

Жыл бұрын

I've literally never heard of anyone complaining about a source of media being "to faithful" it's always the other way around. Man seems like a brainlet.

@FarzadKam

Жыл бұрын

… let alone being too faithful to your own creation.

@vermis8344

Жыл бұрын

I think this is the generation of Tolkiens that skipped having a brain.

"there's nothing you can do to make three rings look magic" Peter Jackson with one ring: hold my beer 😂😂

Its funny that Tolkien made middle Earth On a 0 pound budget and now Amazone makes a shit version of it for a couple of bilion dollars

So she was chasing Sauron for more than 1,000 years, but then it became so urgent even though Sauron was nowhere near, that she had to kill some of her elven crew because of her panic.

@christianpetersen163

Жыл бұрын

Her soldiers, who loyally followed her for a thousand years, are in Valinor, their last memory of Middle Earth being their commander abandoning them in favor of drowning in the ocean. Even the Valar can't heal all wounds.

@PaulusAlone

Жыл бұрын

After a thousand years of her pursuit, Sauron decided to go put a RING on his crazy stalker Guyladriel. - Amazon script for Rings Of Power!😉

@thelegendaryklobb2879

Жыл бұрын

Give her a break man, she was forgetting that she was an elf

@jakesacchetti3340

Жыл бұрын

@@PaulusAlone very clever haha

@PaulusAlone

Жыл бұрын

@@jakesacchetti3340 - Much appreciated! 😄

Just the idea that people even enjoyed watching The Rings of Power is a fantasy.

@ocboy5163

Жыл бұрын

I wish

@Yarblocosifilitico

Жыл бұрын

sadly, I know some that did. They have no stakes in it; they just have that low of a standard.

@armandoalvarez5910

Жыл бұрын

I honestly can't imagine normies do it, the only people i can imagine could've like this garbage are the people that doesn't seek engagement nor immerse themselves in the history and watch it in the background while doing something else or just watching it for the pretty lights without even trying to understand whats going on, but even then RoP is too slow and boring for that so i don't get what kind of people could enjoy it

@grandcanyon-fu9zt

Жыл бұрын

I didn't see the show , what's it about ?

@mkultraviolenc3

Жыл бұрын

Surely no actual Tolkien fans, lol.

When i first saw “halburt” i was like what that’s supposed to be suron an elf literally described as “taller than any of men in numeneor but not gigantic” this dude is like 5’8 how is that bigger than anyone in numeneor also suron is an elf specifically ainur so how could this dude fit the bill

I keep thinking about that part in The Return of the King, when Eowyn fights in the the battle of Minastirith disguised as a man. When she is about to kill a Nazgul he says "no man has ever defeated me" and then she reveals her face and says "I am not a man" and kills him. That alone is more badass that anything that this cheap version of Galadriel has ever done. And also, I don't understand how have they decided to take a cruel and cold character such as Galadriel, who has massacred her own people in cold blood, and turn her into the main strong woman character that you are supposed to love and support.

One of the most successful film franchises ever, Simon Tolkien wants to explain to us how it was a failure. Just wow.

@kaseigunsou

Жыл бұрын

It's completely in line with what access media and the PR campaign has been about on this show. Like the superfans saying "I love the movies BUT..." or more recently articles saying that the trilogy has been far from perfect (the ones granting it a five star review back when nothing was about wokeness). They must first destroy the past to bring in their new cult. Just like they do IRL with western history, telling us how bad Colombus was just so they can bring in their agenda.

@hakan7346

Жыл бұрын

I think he has some grand daddy issues

@mikeg3439

Жыл бұрын

@@kaseigunsou SPOT ON mate.

It's a very simple show, meant for very simple people. It wasn't made for people that read the books. But remember guys, in a few years this will all be forgotten, but the books will still be there, forever.

@saelind73

Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure to whom they were catering tbh. I can't speak for those who have not read the books. I don't really know how they see or feel about it. But it seems to me the series is very bad regardless of the Lore. Especially the writing, for both plot and characters' depiction. Take Halbrand, for example. Those of us that know the Lore, already know that "Annatar" in the books is Sauron, because it isn't a mystery for the reader. The Elves don't know that, but the readers do, because both the F.A and S.A, and the appendices in the LOTR, are written in some sort of a historical chronicle of the world of Middle-earth and its peoples. If they followed Tolkien, it would've been much more satisfying for both audiences (book readers and non), because it would've still been a surprise for the casual viewers. They would've been watching the whole thing from the POV of the Elves, so to speak, and the book readers would've been happy to see them following the Lore. But by twisting Sauron's story and trying hard to conceal his identity even from the book readers, they made a big mess out of it. That whole story didn't make any sense and it affected the Elves story, their nature, character and motivations in a very negative way, especially Galadriel. To make a comparison with GOT, it's like twisting Ned's death, the Red Wedding, or Joffrey's death, just so they could "surprise" the book readers too. That's not how a good story work. Say you want to adapt Iliad or Aeneid, or Shakespeare. Are you going to change the most important characters and events just because people are familiar with those stories? That's the worse approach a writer could take when making an adaptation.

@chongli3007

Жыл бұрын

Physical books yes. Hold on to them. Digital destruction of the past is the future.

@aleksander8497

Жыл бұрын

Wokeness will eventually crash and burn but we're still stuck in a painful period of attempted legacy destruction of the classics.

@WOranos

Жыл бұрын

Also remember, that Rings of Power is the fantasy standard being set for Gen Z. We know it's shit because we have the benefit of context. We watched LotR in the theaters and many of us have also read the books. This generation doesn't have that knowledge and understanding to fall back on. To many of them, Rings of Power IS Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. And that's the real crime that's been comitted by these cultural vandals.

@joe_5768

Жыл бұрын

I disagree. Even if you've never heard of LotR and you're watching the show with a clean slate, there are problems with the storytelling, costumes, special effects, etc. These things are unacceptable in any show worth watching.

Are there no carniverous creatures in the ocean in Tolkien's world? Pretty surprising that Galadriel did not encounter any deadly creatures during her long, long swim in the ocean.

The problem of "creative" people and studio execs thinking they know better and "deserve" to be able to capitalize on the creations of others is the tale as old as time. Nothing like trying to create a movie/show for a fictional property, get everything that the fans of that property like about it completely wrong, and then trying to act like it is the fanbase that is the problem when they don't like it.

Your tireless battle against this monstrous abomination of a series is honorable. Watching your videos is like a catharsis. Thanks

Never in the field of human culture was so much, loved by so many, destroyed by so few with so little talent. If human culture were to last another thousand years, people would still say, this was their shitest hour.

@Raptorsified

Жыл бұрын

This prize definitely goes to the "great Leap forward". Literally thousands of years of history destroyed.

@ironsack2273

Жыл бұрын

Well said.

@Hotchpotchsoup

Жыл бұрын

Tis civilisation probably won't last for 1000 years, I'm giving it 10-70 years..

@redrum47

Жыл бұрын

Don't jinx it. It could always get worse

Tom cruise jumps across 400ft gaps hangs on the sides of planes while taking off, and jumps motorcycles off of cliffs then pulls his shoot, Meanwhile she is fighting an imaginary troll and she should be praised for that? 🤣🤣🤣

Too faithful to the book. Needed more character. One glance by Aragorn spoke of the whole history and nobility of Gondor. A tear from Sam told of the burden of the fight against evil, of loyalty and love and loss. No need to say "There is a tempest in me!"

The worst part is they paid these people a small fortune to be this bad.

@2FRESH-4U

Жыл бұрын

Salt in the wounds

@glasletter3111

Жыл бұрын

A rather large fortune, actually.

@sabin97

Жыл бұрын

why is that bad? a capitalist pig like bezos lost a good amount of money. that should be celebrated. like the twitter fiasco and tesla stocks dropping faster than sandy hook kids.

@Ithilienranger345

Жыл бұрын

@@glasletter3111 Large Fortune to us yes, he's saying to them it's small

@victornice858

Жыл бұрын

That is how it goes!

The Hobbit looks like a masterpiece now.

@nijjijjion204

Жыл бұрын

LOTR trilogy was hated when that was released as well by the same type of book nerds with RoP. PJ was hated for changes he made. I'm wondering now after Hobbit's view of change if RoP will have the same in the future. I guess we will find out how they will deal with this critique for the future, though I guess its still out their hands when can't use the rights Simon isn't giving them.

@roukerasati9611

Жыл бұрын

@@nijjijjion204 Tbh, I liked some of the changes from the book in the movies. Aragorn in the books was already accepting his role. In the movies, he grew more into it, which made it awesome. While we didn't get Dunedin along with Elladan and Elrohir, we instead got to know more about the Rohirrium, which made the loss of Theoden all the greater (and man, Bernard Hill did an amazing job with that character). Also with the Hobbit, they have the most lore-accurate wargs. Instead of the prehistoric creatures seen in the LotR or the cartoony rat/chihuahua/hedgehog THING in RoP. There's a fan edit somewhere online (can't link it because KZread sucks like that) where they made the three Hobbit movies more like the book and it turned out great. I recommend looking for it.

@MrC-55

Жыл бұрын

Loved the Hobbit, um but not the cartoon “time bandits” dwarves

@bfeezey

Жыл бұрын

@@nijjijjion204 " LOTR trilogy was hated when that was released" LMFAO, OP is an intellectual dwarf among midgets. LMFAO!

@BigUriel

Жыл бұрын

​@@nijjijjion204 I was there, the PJ films were widely well received, there will always be some people complaining but they were a tiny, tiny minority. Don't forget those films grossed a trillion dollars at the box office, with a budget that was 1/3 of what they spent on the first season of this show. Everybody went to see them, the audience score for these films in RT is over 90%, compared to 38% right now for the Rings of Power. They are light years apart in terms of how well received they were by Tolkien fans...or anything else for that matter.

"Stupid is as stupid does." ~Forrest Payne and Patrick Gump

Amazon should just go full send and have Kathyleen Kenedy make season 2 of "Rings of Wokeness" while wearing a shirt that says "I spit on your grave" with Tolkien's headstone on it.

@costabernard7951

17 күн бұрын

Why not "The Rings are female"? ;-)

This show keeps entertaining me and I haven't watched a single episode

@josipmarasovic7084

Жыл бұрын

same hhhhhh

@DimitrisChr

Жыл бұрын

Spot on!!! I watched the episodes and then was sooo happy when Gary put out a video on RoP to finally get some entertainment out of this pile of ***.

@Jessica_Jones

Жыл бұрын

I wish I could say the same -- someone invent a machine that will erase it from my memory 😵

@ConchienceClothing

Жыл бұрын

Lol UNDERRATED

@SleepyDroid

Жыл бұрын

Same here. Why would I bother watching shit? No thanks.

One of the main reasons why Amazon Prime membership has spiked recently is due to the new Amazon "Prime Share" feature, that let's you share your Amazon prime account with non-prime members, essentially upgrading non-prime accounts to "Prime subscribers" without the corresponding increase in membership fees. It's all smoke and mirrors over at Amazon HQ 💁‍♂️

@jasonk3605

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the info.

@astrovarius543

Жыл бұрын

How many accounts can I give prime to? Could I make those accounts prime-sub to a burner twitch account, effectively paying for the original prime account and hopefully generating money?

Only the fact the rings had different colours took me out of emersion and sidetracked the magic of the rings. Combined with the fact that the Eleven rings were not made first

8:08 Women doing the most basic of choreography is apparently now a topic of intersectional preening. All I can think of is Carrie Ann Moss and the ridiculously elaborate choreography for The Matrix, including all the wire work to run sideways on the walls. Generic girl-boss swings a stick and she gets admiration. The bar is truly very very low.

It's really impressive how they managed to make every aspect of this series look second-rate: acting, costumes, makeup, 'script', sets, stunts, editing, and effects. I do quite like that green dress Mary Sueladriel is wearing though.

@katrose5179

Жыл бұрын

The score was overall good. And that dress is lovely, yes.

@malcontender6319

Жыл бұрын

I'm going to borrow that "Mary Sueladriel" comment. Quality must be recognized when seen.

@catiel8978

Жыл бұрын

Yep, that dress is gorgeous!

@MrHeuvaladao

Жыл бұрын

Shallow people making shallow "art".

@666Havers

Жыл бұрын

everyone is diversity hires.

I laughed so hard at the "Numenoreans" depicted in the show. In a real Numenor, exactly zero would be black, oriental, polynesian, persian, indian, hispanic, or anything else except an idealized _northwestern european_ ethnicity. And the Numenoreans were very protective of their literally blessed bloodline. And, as for size and strength, think someone built like Chris Evans as Captain America as an AVERAGE Numenorean warrior. And a Chris Hemsworth would not be rare. They were powerful, large men. Not like those skinny, small idiots in the show (and their fake Tar-Miriel).

@agonsfitness7308

Жыл бұрын

Too short. For average size try the actor who played the Mountain. Elendil was 8ft tall.

@Jeff-cn9up

Жыл бұрын

@@agonsfitness7308 Yes, but he was considered huge even by Numenorean standards. The royals/nobility were near demigods.

@Jeanbanville

Жыл бұрын

For the pro woke 2+2=5

@jimdandy2368

Жыл бұрын

I had to laugh how woke minorities and non-whites are pretending to be numbernorns and how real fans like us are being ignorned by the woke globalists running the show

@the_arcanum

Жыл бұрын

That's very ironic to see when the Numenorians could have been the posterboys of imperialism and hubris in an "enlightened" TV series interpretation. The fall of Numenor could have both tragic and well deserved and stayed true to the books.

Peter Jackson's adaptation may not be perfect, but by god, his passion for the lore and the story is undeniable. He didn't push any agenda or message, he just told the story. It is a far stretch to call this series an "adapatation" as very little from the book has truly been adapted. Oh, and I think Simon needs to do a DNA test - how is he a TOLKIEN?!

They had to make the Orcs as white as possible lol

I just finished watching Return of the King and finished the entire set again this season , still a masterpiece, what Amazon has done is nothing less than vandalism!!!

@mubarakbayambeadamu6862

Жыл бұрын

Vandalism is an understatement, I think "Sacrilege" will be a good fit

you really should save superlatives like "disaster" for things like Willow, Blood Origins, The Watch, etc.

Thank the maker for people like Gary and Critical Drinker for these videos. They are far more entertaining than the actual show/movies that are rife with identity politics.

@theupperechelon7634

Жыл бұрын

There are plenty of good female lead fantasy books, some even written by women. Why aren't Hollywood adapting those instead of changing male content?

@snakeplissken2963

Жыл бұрын

@@theupperechelon7634 because it’s easier to hijack established popular (very popular actually) IP and gender/race flip it than it is to create new IP.

@rogerborg

Жыл бұрын

I must have watched 5+ hours of quality content critiquing each hour long episode that I'll never, ever watch. And that's why streaming is in big trouble.

@tommaguzzi1723

Жыл бұрын

I was happy to let them watch this trash so I didn't have to. Their content has given me hours of entertainment. Thanks guys!

@JeepTeriyaki

Жыл бұрын

yeah ty for the first 50 rings of power reviews the following 50 got redundant

“Cast it into the fire…destroy it,” is the perfect ending to these videos. As usual, spot on analysis!

If this show were popular, I would start my physics lecture on buoyancy by asking the students why a ship floats but a rock cannot. But obviously no one in the room of a 100+ students would get the reference.

As others have highlighted. The worst aspect of all of this is the amount of money these bandits made out with. 2 weeks and some well read individuals could make a better story even if they didn’t know the lore.

"LOTR: Ratioed Into Oblivion" is actually a perfect name for this series.

@majorgear1021

Жыл бұрын

Don’t insult Oblivion like that! It’s a great game.

@anthonyrobertson4272

Жыл бұрын

Also, the movie Oblivion with Tom Cruise is super underrated, check it out!

@owen1079

Жыл бұрын

@@majorgear1021 agreed (coincidentally both same genre tho...)

@owen1079

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonyrobertson4272 Great soundtrack from M83 too. And I kinda want Tom cruise's sky penthouse and bubble jet/chopper from it.

After 1,000 years she finally looked at a map. Omg, that was good. Lol

@sillypuppy5940

Жыл бұрын

She had it upside down most of the time

@saelind73

Жыл бұрын

@@sillypuppy5940 LOL

@Shvetsario

Жыл бұрын

@@sillypuppy5940 bruh this series is a joke

The best thing the 3 Ring Circus of Carnival Power gave us, was the wonderful increase in content from such great sites as Nerdrotic and others. Thanks for all your hard work Gary (and others) keeping the light shone on the hilarity of fail this pit of refuse provided. Of note: the uptick in Prime Subscribers just prior to Christmas is common every year, for the opportunity to SHOP online and has zero to do with their streaming service. I suspect by now, the majority of those subscribers have since left. heh heh.

Yes, let’s actively try to avoid discussing the series with the man that brought to life the most successful and acclaimed fantasy series for the big screen, and reached near equal amounts of success and acclaim.

Since Halbrand's actor had no idea that his character was Sauron at first I feel like even the writers did not know until writing the scripts and finally just threw a dart at a random character and it just happened to land on him.

@longtsun8286

Жыл бұрын

That makes a TERRIFYING amount of sense.

@anthonyrobertson4272

Жыл бұрын

Nah the writers knew lol, I don't know how he couldn't know though, it's so obvious, the show really smacks you over the head with all the clues, it's not subtle at all. So either he's saying that just to try to pretend that the writing isn't awful and obvious, to cover for the show, or he's really not a very intelligent person.

@Bluescilla

Жыл бұрын

and then they show him standing in front of Mordor with a Max Payne smile lol

I can't think of two words that describe the (real) character of Galadriel less than "scrappy" and "reckless"

@mavisbeacon6770

Жыл бұрын

@@Yarblocosifilitico He said the REAL character, not Guyladriel.

@Yarblocosifilitico

Жыл бұрын

@@mavisbeacon6770 true, my bad!

@charlesbarkley223

Жыл бұрын

How about "thotting" around with sauron instead of looking for her husband

@yuwandakasikin3094

Жыл бұрын

One thing i know. Skyler White from BrBa has a new contender.

Why does the story have to try and mirror reality?? I wanna watch it coz I don't wanna be in THIS world for a couple of hours🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂

I like every words of your explanation I’m absolute fan of Tolkien books, world, Jackson movies BUT never ever I want to try to see a minute of this B.P.O.S Happy new year from Paris

Never watched even 1 minute of that Amazon garbage series!! However, I never miss a Nerdrotic video!!!

@rafaelcamposfernandez-figa300

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, same for me: I must confess that at times I feel an obscure desire... That these folks should shit some more stuff: not that I will ever even remotely consider watching it (God forbid), but having Gary creating more of this wonderful content, oh, please, yes!!

@victorcode2075

Жыл бұрын

It was just boring, everything else aside. I forced myself through half of them and gave up. Don't even bother.

@jasonk3605

Жыл бұрын

To those who didn't watch ROP, I admire you. You have an iron will. Unfortunately I did watch S1 but have zero interest in the making of or S2.

@superfuss1984

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Gary gets the Madness/Eye Cancer.... I sometimes feel sorry for Him, but He seems to like it...🤷

@lisandrac4001

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

The thing that blows me away the most was when he said he had no idea how they were going to write into this already-written story how the rings were supposed to be "magic" so he just hoped that the audience would just assume they were so. They literally named the entire show after these rings, and they had literally NO PLAN on how they were going to incorporate them. I just. It's... WHATTTT?????

@richardwhite6062

Жыл бұрын

This. I came here to write this. Talk about creatively bankrupt cronies

@segueoyuri

Жыл бұрын

the worst of it all is that it shows how little they know of the actual lore they are working with. In The Silmarillion (which clearly they didn't bother to read), Tolkien actually tells why and how the rings were powerful. If they just followed it, they didn't needed to bother lmao it's a given

@thesafetydept

Жыл бұрын

Thats a bingo. What gets me is: how do these people have jobs? They couldn't run a lemonade stand if you squeezed the lemonade for them. They'd be sitting around all day trying to figure out how to put the lemon juice back into the lemons so they could make the lemonade.

@segueoyuri

Жыл бұрын

@@thesafetydept diversity politics, pal. Gladly this shit will be over soon because of profits (lack thereof).

@Aochso

Жыл бұрын

@@segueoyuri i really hope so, theres this extremely small minority which might likes these woke disasters, but the majority of the people hate it (as the profits also show)

So she is floating around on a raft in the middle of the ocean with the guy she has been looking for for 1,000 years, and she doesn't know it? Gilligans' Island had more believable plot lines.

What do your elf eyes see, Legolas? "Uhm, a big fkn trench..."

Two things I think add to this: Christopher Tolkien basically disinherited his son Simon during the making of the Jackson films, kicking him out of the Estate, though in later years they reconciled and Simon obviously became the head of the Estate. According to Simon himself this was over Simon initially shilling for the Jackson films despite orders from Christopher that he didn't want any Estate members involved directly in the films. Christopher didn't want LOTR adapted (he thought it was impossible to adapt faithfully) and thought Jackson was turning them into basic action films (there is also the fact that his father was basically forced to sell the rights in the 60s due to financial problems and there was likely resentment in the way attempted adaptations were handled after that). Simon thought the family should try and make money off the Jackson films by attaching themselves to the films in some way and he disobeyed his father's orders. Christopher himself denied that this was the reason for the estrangement and Simon later admitted that there were other unstated reasons on top of the Jackson stuff. I believe, with not much hard evidence, that Simon allowed Amazon to make a mess of ROP for the "consultant" title he had and possibly more money. All that ties into the second thing: In that Shippey article he gave what I thought was very positive news at the time. He essentially said that the production was supposed to use what Tolkien wrote on the Second Age as canon material for their show, enforced through the Estate (with Simon being the head of that, remember) but were allowed to fill in the blanks to get from point to point along the timeline as long as the "facts" remained intact. He also mentioned that in the production teaser that had just come out that a name was missing. I believe he said the guy that was missing was a writer or director for the whole project and that something must have changed. I don't know if that was one of the names Gary mentioned or not. But given what we got with the actual show, what he said about having to stick to Tolkien as canon clearly changed and that missing name was likely a casualty of the change. Unbeknownst to him, Shippey would be another casualty. As I said, I think Simon changed the initial stipulation to be faithful to Tolkien and likely got something in return. Shippey messed things up for the production by repeating the initial plan which was now out, and Simon got what I believe was the sole "consultant" credit on the show.

The sentence "You can't buy your way into the Tolkien fandom" made me happier than it should have. :)

Daily Reminder: Simon Tolkein is as unto the hobbled Theodin as Tracy Steinberg is to Wormtongue.

I wish someone would make their own version of this but care about the source material and have it be amazing

@Undomaranel

Жыл бұрын

Amazon will destroy any abridged series or fan edits, though I've been tempted to try XD

Guyladriel displayed no elvish wisdom, womanly grace, or magic power in this entire series. She was literally an idiot that ran around swinging a sword and didn’t know where the Fortress of Angbad was (despite it being very well-known). I’m still not even sure what was so enlightening about the sign she revealed in the fortress. All the elves knew Sauron had escaped and was still lurking around, they just weren’t sure what his capabilities were or who he was trying to influence. I think the worst thing the writers did was screw up the storyline so bad there is no way to work in the deceit of Anatar, the forging of the other rings, the destruction of Numenor, the building of Gondor, the fall of Eregion, etc. I still can’t believe they did this to Tolkien.

I was never really a LOTR fan but I feel the fandom’s pain as a former Star Wars fan who’s watched as one of their beloved franchises was destroyed by woke activists and corporate suits.

For years i looked forward to this. I didn't even watch a trailer. The feeling of sheer disappointment was overwhelming.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husband cuz they ruining every story out here.

@JoshuaHeald

Жыл бұрын

But they'll never take our FREEDOM!!! ⚔

@Ceyx000

Жыл бұрын

They climbin' in yo windows snatchin yo IPs up, tryna gRape'm so yall need to...

@christianpetersen163

Жыл бұрын

It's an older meme.. but it checks out.

The Tolkien Estate is becoming the root of all (Tolkien) evil things, like the King's Men in Numenor being completely lost to the Valar.

@saelind73

Жыл бұрын

The have become the very personification of greed. I mean, how much money do you want and need? They have plenty. The books have been published non stop for years now, not to mention all the rights from the movies, games and merchandise. Geezers!

@solan7978

Жыл бұрын

@@saelind73 To be fair, the son, Christopher, cared very much about his father's works. It's only now that we're down to the grandchild that we have greed problems.

@Grubnar

Жыл бұрын

@@solan7978 It is like that old saying, it takes one generation to build something great, the next one can maintain it, but the third one will squander it.

@solan7978

Жыл бұрын

@@Grubnar I have heard that 70% of great familial wealth earned is lost by the third generation, so that saying sounds pretty spot-on to me.

@saelind73

Жыл бұрын

@@solan7978 Exactly. I have nothing but the utmost respect for what Christopher has done. He dedicated his whole life to preserve his father's work and legacy, and he did that magnificently. What I'm saying is more does the Tolkien Estate wants now? The hard work has been done by Tolkien and his son, Christopher, and the Estate has accumulated plenty of money in the process. The only job they have is to preserve their legacy and don't cause any damage. That's it.

Giant corporations create something that isn’t a soul sucking sell out difficulty: impossible

"Ey yo Mr. Sauron..." and "Jessie, we have to cook the one ring!" Are clearly missing in this masterpiece.

Haven't seen Rings of Power and never will for the simple reason that I actually love LOTR

@katherineroland6008

Жыл бұрын

I made it in about 10 minutes before I gave up in disgust. I’m a Tolkien purist so yeah, it was impossible. 🤢

@Crunch_Buttsteak

Жыл бұрын

I'll never click on that garbage

@danielloewen2857

Жыл бұрын

​@@katherineroland6008 we Tolkien purists and bigots can't handle all the sheer WOKE

@Peter-uu2qg

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes I'm sure you know, my fellow devout racists, that disliking this show in any form and for any reason is actually the full and entire entry ceremony of the KKK. Bigotry awaits you!

@aerialballet1990

Жыл бұрын

even though Lord of the rings wasnt fully accurate to the book? and took certain liberties?

"one of the biggest reveals of the show was a font change" perfectly put

21:11 spilled my coffe all over my keyboard 😂😂

"You can't buy your way" - Sure you can, but you have to stop hiring clowns that disrespect the IP.

After a thousand years of being stalked across Middle Earth by a crazy elven lady called Guyladriel. Sauron decides to put a RING on her finger and make an honest villain out of her! - Almost literally the Amazon script for Rings Of Power. Am I wrong?🤔😵‍💫😭

@ahriman935

Жыл бұрын

You know, I'm really tempted to make the obligatory "still a better love story than Twilight" joke, but at this point? I'm not even sure it'd be valid. RoP be so bad it breaks even memes.

@PaulusAlone

Жыл бұрын

@@ahriman935 - I second that emotion! 😊

@PaulusAlone

Жыл бұрын

@n n - I second second that emotion!🥹

I feel like complaining that the LOTR movies are too faithful to the books is like complaining to the chef that your meal was too good and that next time he should see about including some hair and undercooked poultry in it.

@michaell8000

Жыл бұрын

and maybe a steaming pile of shit in the middle just to be sure it will be horrible.

@okanemochi3867

Жыл бұрын

@@michaell8000😂😂😂

Hey guys first time subscriber here. Just wanted to say that I am a big Tolkien fan, he's taught us a lot about imagination and how we should be happy to be ourselves. As I writer he's inspired me. I must say... Rings of power simply put... The series I never asked for and liked it half as much as I asked for it and cared very little for it in its entirety. They should've just made a new fantasy. They need better writers.