A fascinating study in costuming a period piece when you have no budget, can't sew, and have never seen clothes before.

@scottmiller2591

2 ай бұрын

Exactly WHICH period? I missed that detail.

@sideshowratt

2 ай бұрын

I THINK it's supposed to be 1920s.

@rosebudbaxter4671

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

My favorite part was when they established she needed people’s souls in order to impersonate them, then immediately had her impersonate someone whose soul she hadn’t acquired yet, causing what little story there was to implode into tedious gibberish.

@nonprofitgirl

8 ай бұрын

Tedious gibberish. Classic.

@favoritemustard3542

6 ай бұрын

An expert exert from the writer's diuretic diary.

@DefaultUser61

5 ай бұрын

How about a “Spoiler Alert” next time jerk!

If American Horror Story was a straight to TV 90s movie

MRS. ALBRIGHT: You think I'm making clever conversation. BILL CORBETT: No, I don't! 😆😆😆😆😆

I love it when movies pretend to be real movies.

@nonprofitgirl

8 ай бұрын

That’s hilarious..can I use that line??

@marcherwitch9811

8 ай бұрын

it thinks it's people...

It seems unlikely that the writer and director would never have experienced any human interaction prior to making this, but the evidence is fairly compelling.

You have to give this movie credit for one thing it does right: it does not attempt to set up a sequel. More movies should learn this lesson.

Quite the feat to make a period piece without the period.

@deanfiora4227

7 ай бұрын

My best guess is that it's set in the 1920s or '30s.

@riceymartin2203

7 ай бұрын

This movie blows period

@Tareltonlives

2 ай бұрын

Or the piece

This is a cheesy movie but I feel like it tried it's ass off, at least it's now immortalized in the Rifftrax halls of cheese

"this staircase may be the best actor in the film" - it's certainly the least wooden

In fairness this has an odd dream-like quality. Well, at least my dreams, which are usually shot on low-end digital cameras with non-union cast & crew.

@s3.14dervision

8 ай бұрын

You too?

@AlcoholicBoredom

8 ай бұрын

I think it feels more like those cheap community theater plays my dad used to force me and my siblings to go to during visitations. 🫤

@toddtyoung

8 ай бұрын

👊🏼

@jean-lucpicard5510

8 ай бұрын

This is giving me Kickassia flashbacks. Only this is 720p instead of 480.

@calypsokiosko9067

8 ай бұрын

That's just called "having garbage cameras."

How can a film set in an ambiguous time period feel so dated at the same time?

That joke about the chair being the one that ignored Neil Diamond was the best

The idea of the devil infiltrating this house and capturing the souls of the people that live there has some meat to it, it's just the dolls are not scary no matter how hard they try.

“This orgy sucks! “ 😂

1:07:38 "Unwholesome, disturbing, and yet goofy as hell"...I've now found the perfect words for my epitaph! Thankya, Kevin!

Throughout this whole movie I wasn't sure if the people were replaced by the devil or if it was just bad acting.

@mlpfanboy1701

8 ай бұрын

If they were replaced by the king of lies they would be better actors.

@Cheepchipsable

7 ай бұрын

@@mlpfanboy1701 Which is an ironic title sine the devil is the most honest character in the bible.

@onslaught147

7 ай бұрын

The devil's actually a terrible actor. The greatest lie ever told is that he'd kill on Broadway.

This is a rare case where I actually enjoy the movie itself. It's cheap as hell, but very atmospheric and the demon is a decent actress

I think I'm in the wrong theater but I'm going to get comfortable and watch anyway

This looks like a neat idea for a "Tales from the crypt" (or similar) episode, with better acting and a tighter script. The main actress isn't so bad frankly, just...with a better direction it could work

"You know an easier way to find out demons are real, I wanna hear it!" LOL Mike man

Every time I watch this I feel like I need to take about 90 showers to just begin the cleaning process.

References to Dr Demento AND Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere" in ONE riff!? My cup runneth over!

@nightshade1682

2 ай бұрын

AND the Phantom Tollbooth!

A scary movie for Halloween…and by scary I mean frightening that someone made this dribble. Full Moon Features, am I right?!?

@archstanton9073

8 ай бұрын

Drivel.

@deanfiora4227

7 ай бұрын

@@archstanton9073 Oh, I don't know. I can picture saliva dribbling down the screenwriter's chin as he typed the script.

The riffing is amazing but man this makes Rock N Roll Nightmare look like the Shining

Why is it when I looked this movie up, all that showed was a slasher movie with a killer clown? Even Google has never heard of this movie.

I used to sit and watch MST3K with my dad when i was a kid in the 90s and am still a huge fan of you guys! Happy Halloween!!👻🎃

@pony_bonnyman

7 ай бұрын

How great to have a dad who was a Misty! Lucky you!

19:27 She just keeps on taking off layers until she's revealed to be the dead rat from Wayside School.

@leannerose6181

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂that's a deep cut

@kanna-san.

7 ай бұрын

Deep access memory unlocked.

This looks like the puppet master movie from 1989. Except that they couldn't afford actual puppets.

This movie reminds me of those Jack Chick comic-book tracts.

@favoritemustard3542

6 ай бұрын

If I didn't always watch my step at the state fair, I might not know what you were talking about! 😉 /hj but that was the honest first mental image your comment invoked lol

Thanks guys! Just bought your Amityville Dollhouse riff too btw. Been a fan since the MST3K days going back to some of the first seasons in the 90's. You all still haven't lost your edge! :)

You can totally see one of the crew reflected at 59:42

The girl being illiterate makes me think she is in real life. She just smiled and wasn't aware of what she was appearing in.

Finally we get to see what really goes on behind the scenes with the Golden Girls.

Do you guys recognize the old lady from somewhere else? She’s in the infamous YT video, “Jesus Christ is my N….”!!!! (The one where the old couple raps about JC) It kept bugging me where I saw her before while watching this, and I looked her up on IMBD!

"Stay away from the stables." Oof. That was clever.

Reminds me of an FMV video game from the 90s.

"This'll teach you to eye my lemon drink! "

As if the movie weren't bad enough, KZread interrupted it with ads every five goddamned minutes! It was like watching a movie on an independent TV station of the 1970s.

why would a demon decide to come to a boarding house?

This truly is a thouroughly reprehensible movie. Good job guys!

This was like a feature length retelling of the Mighty Boosh's Nanageddon. Only with lower stakes and it makes less sense.

Thanks, Rifftrax crew! Happy Halloween!

What?!? A new free movie!!!! You guys rock!

The limp is real. CATHRYN STOP IT!

I would give anything for a better movie. Oh no! I was watching the Rifftrax version! Oh why did I make such bargain? Ah.

This guy was wearing PJs the whole time!?😂

Thanks Riff Crew! always super cool of you to put up whole movies!!!!!!!!!!

"No, it won't do" - Mike Nelson

I remember when Satanic pacts had to be signed in blood, and weren't just a passing remark in a casual conversation. Now we have this, and EULAs.

Thank you for this Halloween treat! 🎃👻

@andrewforbes1433

8 ай бұрын

It’s raisins.

Woohoo, that's a... that's a rough watch. Thank you for polishing a turd of a movie into something I had to muster through to watch.

K/M/B and Rifftrax are the only way to suffer through this suckage-salad of lamebrain-leaves covered with incompetence-croutons, slathered in dullard-dressing. But, credit also to everyone in the comment-section; you are funny and hilarious too, similar to wonderful, heart-warming and funny dvd-extras.

Who knew ivy leaves were so powerful! I've got to put one in me neighbors house for those early morning rock outs.

Absolutely everyone, Bill,knows to feed their mirrors. Silly boy.

RMSA is no joke, I almost lost a friend to it once. Infection at the hospital? No, they watched "Stitches" and tried to run out in front of a bus.

Anyone else know that the woman who plays Mrs. Albright is the wife of that pastor who made that cringy rap with the line. "Jesus Christ is my nigga"? This is now the best movie of all time knowing this.

When you've got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose!

@docholliday1112

6 ай бұрын

I give this movie 4 bags of popcorn, and a little pocket bible to keep the demons at bay

I hate to upset anyone, but the movie is more than likely set between 1913 and 1920. Radium wasn't used medically, at least not extensively, except for the first part of the 20th century between 1913 & 1917. Plus the comment of the juries having all men meant it was more likely to be a time before or during suffrage, definitely before 1920. And let me say it so no one else has to: NEEEEERRRRRRD!

7:35 "Terrible Trivium doll, nice!" I was not expecting a Phantom Tollbooth reference, but I am glad that it's there

Skinwalking demon lady who tempts innocent people into evil is legitimately creepy. Shame she's in this. I hope that actress has been in better projects.

@andrewforbes1433

8 ай бұрын

I’m sure she’s been in much better projects, like regional furniture commercials and dinner theatre productions of Calendar Girls.

@MotownFan1962

7 ай бұрын

@@andrewforbes1433 She's the lady from the old "Rappin' for Jesus" video. And she played a nun on six episodes of "Days of Our Lives".

I liked this for the 667th time. And I'm not sorry. Someone had to.

Can I either marry or live w Kevin Murphy?? He is priceless and his riffs always make me giggle. Same humor. Love it!

@endlessnoise9173

8 ай бұрын

Well, I understand where you’re coming from. I’ve always thought of Kevin as the “cute one” of the group.

@reesetorwad8346

8 ай бұрын

Ehh, get in line!

@nonprofitgirl

8 ай бұрын

@@reesetorwad8346 could I just bring a tent and put it in the hallway? okay, this is getting weird. Kevin Murphy and the rest of them, too…National Treasures if you ask me. :)

@nonprofitgirl

8 ай бұрын

@@endlessnoise9173 they’re all adorable! Kevin’s sense of humor just always hits w me. Heaven help me if I’ve smoked anything.

"Time to practice my stripper routine"

I'm getting a really strong Canada vibe in the filmmaking ♥️♥️♥️♥️

@kanna-san.

7 ай бұрын

In that it was clearly made for gov'ment money?

I got home after working late and was looking for one last Halloween movie to watch before Halloween ended. Then I saw this and I was like, JACKPOT!

Production Accountant is Eric Cartman. All makes sense now

You're the best, guys. Appreciate it!

52 minutes and its still a toss up between 1794 and 2012. What year is this?!😅

@user-bh8cg1cl2z

8 ай бұрын

19XX

@kanna-san.

7 ай бұрын

20x6

@user-bh8cg1cl2z

7 ай бұрын

@@kanna-san. A Challenge?

@kanna-san.

7 ай бұрын

@@user-bh8cg1cl2z I WANMA BE THE GUY TOO!

This is a nice birthday present. Thank you!

@marcelomelison712

8 ай бұрын

Have a wonderful birthday! May your most cherished dreams become a reality in this new year of your life.

@teaoverflow3146

8 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday!!

@gummieworms3909

8 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉😊

@nonprofitgirl

8 ай бұрын

Happy BDay! YellowJeep, it’s gonna be a good year for ya!

1:16:10 this score is bonkers like from a Sega game

@bobbob465

8 ай бұрын

Not just the score. The whole thing is lit and shot like a Saturn FMV title.

Thanks so much for this!!!😂Been watching and laughing since I was a kid in the 90s Long live rifftrax and Happy Halloween!!!🎃🤘

A Rifftrax I have yet to see/buy! I can’t wait! Happy Halloween everyone!

You guys and gals at Rifftrax...man, you make me laugh! What can be more valuable... TCB ⚡️

"Keep rolling!" LOL, love it when that shoes up in episodes.

Ngl when I saw that title I thought it was gonna something VERY different😂

@soosquatch4236

8 ай бұрын

Sitches? All about different situations

Have not seen this one, hurray!

Thank you gentlemen!!

Background music came out of a 1990s Lucasarts CD-rom game.

Thank you for the movie, it was very entertaining! Happy Halloween to everyone! 🎃👻

I think I've seen this movie. The riffs are right on point. Happy Halloween!

@mguiggey7835

8 ай бұрын

You’ve what!!!?

@ryanb4940

8 ай бұрын

@@mguiggey7835I know! I’m floored!

@LibraGamesUnlimited

7 ай бұрын

I actually rented this movie many years ago on DVD with another movie called "Dead and Rotting" which is just as bad. I didn't know what I was getting into that night.

@ThatArabGirl10

7 ай бұрын

@@LibraGamesUnlimited That happened to me a few times, lol.

@LibraGamesUnlimited

7 ай бұрын

@@ThatArabGirl10 Happened to me a LOT. When home rental became a thing a lot of really bad movies got really cool-looking box art and descriptions that made them sound way better than they really were. Very tricky they used to be. :)

Great job folks!

Can't wait!

Who’s free FULL movie! Awesome!!!

Thanks for uploading Stitches riff on KZread tho. Saw this uncensored already on Amazon Prime~😁

I really enjoyed this one. Several times...

@mattblatchley2061

6 ай бұрын

The abused wife intentionally OD'd in her 40s...was sad to read

Happy Halloween Rifftrax! 👻🍬

Dang, I just missed this live! Arrrrgh!

2:40 wait a second- THOSE ARE THE SCREAMS FROM THE OPENING OF LOST TAPES (specifically from seasons 2 & 3)! I knew it sounded familiar! though, it's used to far lesser effect, here.

@FreejackVesa

8 ай бұрын

Probably generic low cost sound effects libraries

Love you guys 🖤 ❤️

Haven't heard of this. Sounds cool.

It's amazing how a movie with no likable men can still make it clear it hates women.

NEIL MARSHALL STEVENS. The director. Now I know who to blame. Shit list, here I come.

RIP Debra Mayer. Gone way too soon.

It's a real shame they couldn't find any actors for these roles. Or a script. Or a sensible concept...

@docholliday1112

6 ай бұрын

Or a budget

@WayneSisson

6 ай бұрын

@@docholliday1112 A budget definitely would have helped... :D

Thanks for the Halloween treat!

18:51 - He's undressing either Ann Coulter or Oderus Urungus. Same thing, really.

Happy Halloween!

0:18 Full Moon?? Ghaaaa nooooo aaaaaarrggh fuuuuuuu 😭😫😫😫😭

2:20 as a Lana Stan i loved this 😂