RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker (Full FREE Movie)

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This isn’t just any Terminator knockoff, it’s far weirder than that. Taking on the vaguely cyborg, not-vaguely hairless menace is Don “The Dragon” Wilson!
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  • @jonathanwashington6083
    @jonathanwashington6083 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, no one's ever going to accuse him of being Don "The Actor" Wilson anytime soon.

  • @colinr0380

    @colinr0380

    Жыл бұрын

    "Push that Whopper button! Woooo!"

  • @KaladinVegapunk

    @KaladinVegapunk

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha you know rifftrax must have RLM fans, they've done quite a few super obscure movies recently that were on best of the worst that some fans must have recommended they do There's just so much glorious overlap like suburban sasquatch Now they just need to do Neil Breen

  • @jonathanwashington6083

    @jonathanwashington6083

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KaladinVegapunk Wasn't this one of the movies that the RLM guys (the folks who *gleefully* watch Suburban Sasquatch) found to boring to fully watch?

  • @ZERO_O7X

    @ZERO_O7X

    Жыл бұрын

    Don "The Dragon" Wilson...aka Faux Diamond Phillips. 😂

  • @holdingpattern245

    @holdingpattern245

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jonathanwashington6083 "she is ACTING!"

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic Жыл бұрын

    "Non-refundable bazooka" might be my new favourite phrase.

  • @ferdonandebull

    @ferdonandebull

    Жыл бұрын

    Well really all bazookas are non-refundable .. sadly I have two…

  • @nctsoftware5272
    @nctsoftware5272 Жыл бұрын

    ROTOR vs Cyber Tracker! The ultimate cinematic showdown.

  • @SlamminWolfgang
    @SlamminWolfgang Жыл бұрын

    I am utterly obsessed with the robotic cop having to read about his target on a screen in the armory, instead of...say, having the information uploaded directly to his brain, perhaps during some elaborate startup sequence where there's already text on a computer screen

  • @scruffythejanitor1969

    @scruffythejanitor1969

    Жыл бұрын

    This is a fair criticism of the Terminator movies as well.

  • @abborne1
    @abborne1 Жыл бұрын

    "After all, this movie is called Petty Internal Security Squabbles" -- just worked out the bonus joke, nicely done.

  • @fightingleaf

    @fightingleaf

    4 ай бұрын

    Darn it! It took me an entire year to figure it out myself! Good eye there.

  • @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones

    @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones

    2 ай бұрын

    I’ve probably seen this Rifftrax 30 times (with subtitles on) and I never caught it. 😂

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Жыл бұрын

    In case you don't know, Lisa Popeil, who co-wrote the score, is the daughter of the late Ron Popeil, the guy who made infomercials about his Showtime Rotisserie and other products sold by Ronco, which was founded by _his_ father. Lisa sang backup vocals for "Weird Al" Yankovic on his song "Mr. Popeil."

  • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427

    @himwhoisnottobenamed5427

    Жыл бұрын

    He also invented the technology that allows heads to be preserved in jars.

  • @gspendlove

    @gspendlove

    Жыл бұрын

    @@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's interesting, I've never watched Futurama, but I immediately understood the reference. That's how ingrained the show is in pop culture. Good one!

  • @adrianlee3497

    @adrianlee3497

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gspendlove Popeil"s Pocket Fisherman; A "compact fishing rod" that you could actually stick in your back pocket. Yep that existed.

  • @dougjb7848

    @dougjb7848

    9 ай бұрын

    Set it …

  • @ZERO_O7X

    @ZERO_O7X

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@adrianlee3497 I still have mine! 😂

  • @jeffreygreek6006
    @jeffreygreek60065 ай бұрын

    I absolutely love that the only thing that DOESN'T violently explode in this movie is the bazooka round fired at the second Cyber Tracker.

  • @forlornhope3290
    @forlornhope3290 Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who watches Firefly in their underwear while drinking.

  • @michaelforis2713

    @michaelforis2713

    Жыл бұрын

    Not by a longshot. It's a part of the mourning process

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Жыл бұрын

    I'm getting so many Future War vibes. Just needed more nuns and dinosaurs

  • @johngulyas695
    @johngulyas695 Жыл бұрын

    An Animaniacs reference and we’re not even 2 minutes in! This is gonna be good!!!

  • @johngulyas695

    @johngulyas695

    Жыл бұрын

    Oberlin pronoun warning! 😂 I was right!

  • @winstonmarlowe5254

    @winstonmarlowe5254

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johngulyas695 haha and what if he identifies as an attack helicopter LOLOL

  • @kishw0nky
    @kishw0nky Жыл бұрын

    "Computers killed my brother" 🤣🤣

  • @hangoutwithme346

    @hangoutwithme346

    Жыл бұрын

    Typical pc behavior

  • @zweit9
    @zweit9 Жыл бұрын

    ending your action movie with an Ayn Rand quote is like leaving an upper-decker in a friend's toilet

  • @NathanielPrinceCoulter

    @NathanielPrinceCoulter

    Жыл бұрын

    So good this comment

  • @jean-lucpicard5510

    @jean-lucpicard5510

    Жыл бұрын

    A what?

  • @phoenixlich

    @phoenixlich

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jean-lucpicard5510 Sorry, Captain, it's crude humor prank. Nothing a sophisticated French Starfleet Officer would know. Basically it's pissing (or whatever) in the tank instead of the bowl so that when you flush the toilet fills with already soiled water.

  • @jean-lucpicard5510

    @jean-lucpicard5510

    Жыл бұрын

    @@phoenixlich Understood, gonna try that sometime.

  • @jean-lucpicard5510

    @jean-lucpicard5510

    Жыл бұрын

    @@phoenixlich it's called a cistern.

  • @KoiControl
    @KoiControl Жыл бұрын

    thank you for the freebie Riff "The Dragon" Trax guys!!!!

  • @eddieprice6098
    @eddieprice6098 Жыл бұрын

    met Don the dragon at a convention a few years ago. he was really nice and we talked conspiracy theories for two hours

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounds pretty cool, actually.

  • @pawned79

    @pawned79

    Жыл бұрын

    What was the most off-the-wall theory Don wanted to talk about?

  • @toomanyaccounts

    @toomanyaccounts

    Жыл бұрын

    is talk of conspiracy your way of saying he was rejecting your advances?

  • @eddieprice6098

    @eddieprice6098

    Жыл бұрын

    @@toomanyaccounts somebody trying to be funny....fail

  • @eddieprice6098

    @eddieprice6098

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pawned79 prolly 911

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X Жыл бұрын

    @11:06 I can't believe they made a John Mellencamp "Sucking on a chili-dog" reference. 😂

  • @kellyweingart3692

    @kellyweingart3692

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
    @zoeyrochellezhombie829 Жыл бұрын

    Petty Internal Security Squabbles P.I.S.S

  • @torgman
    @torgman10 ай бұрын

    I'm glad that they clarified that it's Don "The Dragon" Wilson. I was expecting Jack Benny's announcer.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    To much tracking, not enough cyber. Two stars.

  • @cujoedaman

    @cujoedaman

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh, I dunno, I think there was more tracking than we wanted when the VHS this was copied from glitched out a few times

  • @ian_b

    @ian_b

    Жыл бұрын

    Most modern movies have too much cyber and not enough tracking. I for one was glad to see the balance redressed. Five stars.

  • @joshuablack8221

    @joshuablack8221

    Жыл бұрын

    *too

  • @JamaicanCastle

    @JamaicanCastle

    Жыл бұрын

    I definitely thought somebody was gonna hack the planet.

  • @paxhumana2015

    @paxhumana2015

    Жыл бұрын

    @New Message, is that the story of your life? Maybe if you did not try to stalk women, then you would actually have one in your life? Nothing says "creeper" and "stalker" like a person that has "Every Breath that you Take" as their ringtone, and such is the case with yourself. Sure, it may work if you are in a spy agency like the FBI, CIA, NSA, or one of those other alphabet soup government spy agencies, but it also destroys any chance at a love life off the clock.

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork Жыл бұрын

    I wonder what's Golden Corral's NEW slogan is going to be now!!

  • @teedup8995

    @teedup8995

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheOneFreakservo eww

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork

    @TheEmbessyNetwork

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheOneFreakservo 😂😆😂😆😂😆

  • @bazzer124
    @bazzer124 Жыл бұрын

    I lost count of "wrongly accused cop out to prove himself innocent" cliches at about 62. Cheers....

  • @cujoedaman

    @cujoedaman

    Жыл бұрын

    Denzel Washington makes up about 50% of that list

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    Жыл бұрын

    This movie is made out of 100% recycled material and blue.

  • @kennyboy6325
    @kennyboy6325 Жыл бұрын

    Love how the scanning options on that robot included GORT and T-1000. Got a good chuckle out of that.

  • @illustriousrocket4476

    @illustriousrocket4476

    7 ай бұрын

    CSM101, too. Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. At least it's amusingly self-aware.

  • @TheTaelus
    @TheTaelus Жыл бұрын

    Gonna say, I’ve rewatched this like 10 times along with other rifftrax full vids. I’ll even listen only while at work. Don’t know what it is, but this gem just slaps.

  • @random22026
    @random22026 Жыл бұрын

    You have to give the production company credit, though: they included the Honey Wagon supplier in the end credit crawl. 👏👏👏👏👏Nicely done, and appropriate, too. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @Grouncontrol
    @Grouncontrol Жыл бұрын

    I know it’s because I have little experience watching rigftrax, but, everytime I hear bill and Kevin’s voices, I can’t help but picture Crow and Servo

  • @RydarkVoyager

    @RydarkVoyager

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a reflex. I can sometimes see the shadow outlines of a human and 2 robots against a set of theater seats superimposed. That comforts me no end!

  • @Grouncontrol

    @Grouncontrol

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RydarkVoyager - what I think really gives that feeling is, it seems more like they really put their own personalities into the characters of crow and Tom!

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    Жыл бұрын

    I miss Tom, Crow and the bots. Luckily for me, the Rifftrax line-up is my favorite, with Trace and Bill being about even imho. It sucks that rifftrax can't share the bots with the new show but I don't mind the new line-up either. I know there's some fans that won't go near a Jonah episode but there are some real good ones there too. Check out the Gauntlet, binge watch. There are some hilarious riffs/episodes and it's a shame that some people are missing out on some great laughs without even giving them a chance. Cheers from Canada

  • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets

    @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets

    Жыл бұрын

    Same. And I'm sure just like yourself, I find it kinda nice. But I could see it being distracting, I suppose.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    Жыл бұрын

    I still picture Servo's lil round head poking into whatever face's mouth is in extreme close up! Seems to me that is when he wiggles around the most.

  • @XenoKay88
    @XenoKay88 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you RiffTrax! Some days, like today, you help me get through

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    I second that! 🙂

  • @docbadwrench7925

    @docbadwrench7925

    Жыл бұрын

    I call those week days.

  • @hangoutwithme346

    @hangoutwithme346

    Жыл бұрын

    Laughing at the ridiculous really is medicine ❤ It got me through the pandemic.

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    Жыл бұрын

    It makes me wonder how many people are still around, thanks to Joel, the Bots and the Rifftrax crew. You guys are life saviors, and I mean that 100% :) Cheers and luv from Canada

  • @Ryan-by8vj

    @Ryan-by8vj

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Pocketrocket-pj1us in my darkest times when I had no one I could always turn on mst3k or rifftrax they got me threw some real bad times

  • @tf2redpie
    @tf2redpie Жыл бұрын

    1:24:24 the collective “wait what!?” Is priceless

  • @michaeldownstairs
    @michaeldownstairs Жыл бұрын

    21:56 Well he’s not going to walk through the door dead

  • @johngulyas695
    @johngulyas695 Жыл бұрын

    27:18 A Chappaquiddick reference! My God! This is the BEST!!!

  • @johngulyas695

    @johngulyas695

    Жыл бұрын

    43:18 ...Mike...please

  • @Jbot123
    @Jbot123 Жыл бұрын

    This one had me confused for a while and a little disappointed because I kept confusing Don "The Dragon" Wilson with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

  • @chrismemphis8062

    @chrismemphis8062

    Жыл бұрын

    Richard Henry Blood Sr. from Westpoint NY

  • @bobbob465

    @bobbob465

    Жыл бұрын

    Dang it, now I REALLY want to see a flamboyantly evil Ric Flair tracker. "You've...been found guilty...of being less... than a man! Woooo!! And tonight....I'm gonna show the world... That if you wanna be a man... You gotta flee The Man... Woooo! And guess what,...*I* am The Man! Wooooooo!

  • @JamaicanCastle

    @JamaicanCastle

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bobbob465 Isn't that just _Running Man?_

  • @bobbob465

    @bobbob465

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JamaicanCastle It would be, if any of the Hunters had the charisma of Richard Dawson. That would be the remake we all want but don't deserve.

  • @alr3405

    @alr3405

    Жыл бұрын

    Or cyber Road Warriors. Cyber Hawk and Cyber Animal. We would be doomed... Legion of Doomed.

  • @adrianlee3497
    @adrianlee3497 Жыл бұрын

    You know life's a little ironic when the title of an 80's cheesey movie ends up as an app on your IPhone.

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle Жыл бұрын

    36:22 It's nice of that one specific car to wait to explode until the right person shoots it, instead of going up in flames at the first sign of trouble like all the rest.

  • @miserablepixels2876
    @miserablepixels2876 Жыл бұрын

    I just want to say.. I love you RiffTrax. You are a precious haven in the irradiated wasteland that is the internet.

  • @astroguster5522
    @astroguster5522 Жыл бұрын

    All I think of is just *BLUE* whenever I think of this movie

  • @theboombody

    @theboombody

    Жыл бұрын

    Just like with Giant Gila Monster you think of guys putting their knee up on something.

  • @RRVCrinale

    @RRVCrinale

    9 ай бұрын

    It's good to know it wasn't a recent epicemic, at least...

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury Жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU RIFFTRAX for this awesome channel and for uploading full movies. Super cool of you!

  • @jamarehire2011
    @jamarehire2011 Жыл бұрын

    @1:33...beer, whiskey, crack, heroine? So what, the old lady in the trailer park behind our local Wal Mart does too.

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki Жыл бұрын

    Don "The Dragon" Wilson, owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve!

  • @daydreambeliever3127
    @daydreambeliever3127 Жыл бұрын

    I love how the trackers can kill just about anyone with one shot, but when it comes to the hero, they suddenly turn into Helen Keller.

  • @nunyanunya4147

    @nunyanunya4147

    11 ай бұрын

    have you ever seen ~A~ movie before?

  • @srbrant5391

    @srbrant5391

    8 ай бұрын

    @@nunyanunya4147 I read that in Bill Corbett's voice.

  • @pariator9026

    @pariator9026

    6 ай бұрын

    @@srbrant5391I misread your comment and then reread their comment in Bill Clinton's voice. Superior.

  • @ajh6354
    @ajh6354 Жыл бұрын

    In 1998, I told a girl about MST 3K which I had just found that year. She said it was great but she liked the previous host better. I said whaaaa? There is more? So I admit that can be late to catch on to stuff. I had never heard of Rifftrax until it popped up on my youtube feed a couple weeks ago. I am loving it. This was my favorite MST 3K crew. Took me a couple shows to stop focusing on the robots not being there.

  • @pawned79

    @pawned79

    Жыл бұрын

    In my mind’s eye, I still see Tom and Crow whenever Kevin and Bill are talking. I’ve noticed over the years that they address Mike by name much more often than either of them are addressed by name, and I think that helps solidify the fantasy that Kevin and Bill are actually just plastic puppets.

  • @ajh6354

    @ajh6354

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pawned79 I am getting better at blurring the line between the shows. Happy to have found Rifftrax. Excellent humor regardless of the visuals. The in between the film skits were priceless though.

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    I was binging on “A Bad Lip Reading” one night and noticed “RiffTrax” kept popping up in my sidebar. Out of curiosity, I finally clicked on one of their “Twilight” videos. I was laughing immediately. That was about 8 years ago and I haven’t been able to live without them since. I call them my “Laughter Angels”, because they’ve gotten me through so many bad times over the years.☺️

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    Жыл бұрын

    You are a lucky, lucky man! Coming from someone who's seen around 500 rifftrax films, I wish I could go back and see them again for the first time :( Check out their main webside and susscribe to the monthly, friends membership. It's the best way to get a ton of content and a reduction off of any specific film you order. Cheers from Canada

  • @ajh6354

    @ajh6354

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Pocketrocket-pj1us Thank you. Great advice.

  • @KidMetairie
    @KidMetairie Жыл бұрын

    Excellent foley work. Each step is in tap shoes.

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    I noticed that, too. 😆

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 Жыл бұрын

    "Dry Clean Only" is a sham foisted upon us by the dry-cleaning and fashion industries!

  • @marcherwitch9811

    @marcherwitch9811

    Ай бұрын

    ironing is an elitist scam

  • @Steve_Marsden
    @Steve_Marsden Жыл бұрын

    Rifftrax videos take me twice the run time to watch because I keep watching clips of the references as well. I wasted 20 minutes on 90s ska clips alone just because of Bill’s throwaway quip at 25:42.

  • @gaywizard2000

    @gaywizard2000

    Жыл бұрын

    Look in the 80s for Ska! Start with Message To Rudy!

  • @reginald3874

    @reginald3874

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gaywizard2000 Love that one, though that was 1979. Same year The Specials also released "Gangsters", another classic

  • @phoenixlich
    @phoenixlich Жыл бұрын

    One of the funniest trax i've heard in a while. Every joke lands.

  • @evobe
    @evobe Жыл бұрын

    I really love seeing newer rifftrax viewers, these guys have been a part of my life since I was a youngling. Still enjoy watching!

  • @michaeljones9301
    @michaeljones9301 Жыл бұрын

    R.O.T.OR.'s Partner. Hell yeah.

  • @KaladinVegapunk

    @KaladinVegapunk

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha I'm pretty sure this is one of the few movies they abandoned on Best of the Worst hahaha, and they switched to Robot Jox Rotor was a classic mess though

  • @ZERO_O7X

    @ZERO_O7X

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KaladinVegapunk I've loved Robot Jox since I was a kid and was so happy when they reviewed it. I also can't get the RiffTrax R.O.T.O.R theme song out of my head most days. 😆

  • @tyrannostoragerex3637
    @tyrannostoragerex3637 Жыл бұрын

    21:21 Beaker "The Dragon" Wilson

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 Жыл бұрын

    You know you're an MST3K fan and a Roger Corman fan when the name Abby Dalton immediately takes you to VIKING WOMEN AND THE SEA SERPENT sooner than anything else with her. In fact, it was nearly my first MST3K episode.

  • @marcherwitch9811

    @marcherwitch9811

    Жыл бұрын

    that is one of my favourites!

  • @ramseydoon8277

    @ramseydoon8277

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish someone would take *ME* to viking women.

  • @teedup8995

    @teedup8995

    Жыл бұрын

    The name seemed familiar, but I couldn't remember where from.

  • @jonathanwashington6083

    @jonathanwashington6083

    Жыл бұрын

    If you're a soap fan, you'd know that name from her turn in 80's sudser, Falcon Crest. If your a trivia fan, you'd know her as Lorenzo Lamas former mother-in-law.

  • @USPatr

    @USPatr

    Жыл бұрын

    Does anyone have a video of Rifftrax "Borrowed Power" they could share.... Thanks

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 Жыл бұрын

    I was going to comment on how the plot of this movie has a lot of discrepancies, then i remembered this is "Cyber Tracker" starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, and it all made perfect sense. Thank you for the riff guys, you seriously awesome

  • @KaladinVegapunk

    @KaladinVegapunk

    Жыл бұрын

    This movie is just a massive ripoff mess I remember 3-4 years ago this was on the best of the worst episode with vindicator & robot Jox, and they got so bored they skipped it haha Rifffrax can save any movie though

  • @ZERO_O7X

    @ZERO_O7X

    Жыл бұрын

    Needs 100% more Leo Fong.

  • @planescaped

    @planescaped

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KaladinVegapunk I knew the name Cyber Tracker sounded like something RLM had done, but the movie did not seem familiar at all.

  • @caucasoidape8838

    @caucasoidape8838

    Жыл бұрын

    Don charged ki into his fist so that he could reach inside the robot, and explode him. He also charged ki into his gun. This is a power all Asian martial artists have, but only use it when they need to.

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    @Pocketrocket-pj1us

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@KaladinVegapunk I love RLM but sometimes they dismiss content too quickly. With all the free shit they get from fans, I guess I can't blame them ;) There's only so much crap one can watch before you turn to excessive drinking. I'm not thinking of any guy named Mike specifically. It's just a generalisation about guys named Mike. Cheers from Canada

  • @maxtew6521
    @maxtew652111 ай бұрын

    "You can't shoot me, you're breaking federal code!" "Not to mention my heart, bro!" loling

  • @davidwilliams5497
    @davidwilliams5497 Жыл бұрын

    I always thought computers would be so much better if we replaced spinning cursors with just a block of text flashing “WAIT”.

  • @BabyFaceAlTu
    @BabyFaceAlTu Жыл бұрын

    “He’s gonna hear it by Applebees corporate tomorrow” 😅😅

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Жыл бұрын

    Love the free Rifftrax episodes. This one is especially hilarious since the movie fails on every single conceivable level.

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 Жыл бұрын

    "Worst tracker since that dominoes pizza app" LOL

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise Жыл бұрын

    More and more, the films that combine martial arts chunkheads and sci-fi plots for Mike, Kevin, and Bill, tend to deliver more HUHS? per second! Of course, I am a cyborg too.

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    But are you a cyborg COP??

  • @Nickel_The_Wise

    @Nickel_The_Wise

    Жыл бұрын

    @@karnerblue7658 No, I'm.. A Talking COP?!

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @moebetta4224
    @moebetta4224 Жыл бұрын

    Omg, his "wife" trying to act is hilarious.

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282

    @skeetsmcgrew3282

    Жыл бұрын

    You put the quotes around the wrong word, I think you mean his wife trying to "act" was hilarious

  • @moebetta4224

    @moebetta4224

    Жыл бұрын

    @@skeetsmcgrew3282 you're right

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that was pretty bad. 😕

  • @typacsk

    @typacsk

    Жыл бұрын

    Reminded me a little of really early Jennifer Connolly, although she at least grew out of that stage >_> Edit: just watched "The Rocketeer" (1991) -- she *really* grew out of it.

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    Жыл бұрын

    Nobody in this movie can act

  • @sleepyhollow783
    @sleepyhollow783 Жыл бұрын

    Credit where due... At 4:44. As the Tracker attempts to identify the robot fixture in the club, one of the options open to the Tracker is to ID it as a T1000. Nice nod & recognition to the T2 Terminator movie this is blatantly "inspired by".

  • @Chunkboi

    @Chunkboi

    Жыл бұрын

    Another of the options was "CSM101," in reference to the T-600's and T-800's combat chassis (the endoskeleton).

  • @brianketelboeter8522
    @brianketelboeter8522 Жыл бұрын

    Every bar owned by Don Wilson had a giant electronic dragon

  • @ZERO_O7X

    @ZERO_O7X

    Жыл бұрын

    Don "The Dragon" Wilson...aka Faux Diamond Phillips. 😂

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 Жыл бұрын

    “Can I please be strangled by somebody more attractive?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 Жыл бұрын

    This will be the Internet in the year 2000.

  • @OpenBiolabsGuy
    @OpenBiolabsGuy Жыл бұрын

    Ironically I get the feeling that a justice system run by computers would actually be far less corrupt, more fair, less biased, and more efficient than any justice system run by humans.

  • @redvelvetunderground

    @redvelvetunderground

    Жыл бұрын

    humans still have to program and run those computers but ok

  • @graemesmith6721

    @graemesmith6721

    Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations, you've just used the same argument Mussolini's defenders used: He made the trains run on time. More efficient does not equal better. The most efficient society on Earth is an anthill, but I have no desire to live in one.

  • @xDonaldAndersonx

    @xDonaldAndersonx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@graemesmith6721 he really only made one train run on time if you look into it. My source is QI but look it up for yourself

  • @typacsk

    @typacsk

    11 ай бұрын

    I'd double check how that kind of thing has been working out in the real world (e.g. facial recognition), if I were you >_>

  • @typacsk
    @typacsk Жыл бұрын

    OK, the shot of the helicopter reflected in the windows at 6:36 was admittedly pretty good.

  • @typacsk

    @typacsk

    Жыл бұрын

    1:17:28 "An amat'ur" Doot dooo do do do! ♩ ♪ ♫

  • @JobberBud
    @JobberBud Жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure the lab technician the senator kidnaps and kills is played by Diabolik.

  • @jonilougy6608

    @jonilougy6608

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh yah! Good eye ☺

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 Жыл бұрын

    the "Cyber Tracker" shoots like a storm trooper. Why does he have scopes on his guns if he isn't using them?

  • @Chunkboi

    @Chunkboi

    Жыл бұрын

    They never bothered to debug the code.

  • @rayceeya8659

    @rayceeya8659

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Chunkboi Needs more beta testers. Awful hard to find them for some reason. :P

  • @toomanyaccounts

    @toomanyaccounts

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rayceeya8659 I mean from what was shown the protestors had some merit in their objections in how the trackers did a lot of collateral damage

  • @shaunmccomish8572
    @shaunmccomish8572 Жыл бұрын

    Another film you are always likely to find as part of a bargain bin boxset, alongside such fare as the 'Shadow Chaser' series or 'Circuitry Man'. In other words, good schlocky fun!

  • @jigmeoser

    @jigmeoser

    Жыл бұрын

    Alien private eye

  • @cliffcampbell8827

    @cliffcampbell8827

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think this would even be found on USA up all night.

  • @JamaicanCastle

    @JamaicanCastle

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cliffcampbell8827 Not enough softcore nudity for the USA Network.

  • @cliffcampbell8827

    @cliffcampbell8827

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JamaicanCastle good point.

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JamaicanCastle Good thing there's nobody in this movie I would want to see naked then

  • @fermel157
    @fermel157 Жыл бұрын

    Love this kind of budget movie. Went back and looked at The Dragon's fighting reel. Dude is the real deal. Made the Guinness book for most kickboxing championships. Lotta crazy knockout victories.

  • @pollydoom5039
    @pollydoom5039 Жыл бұрын

    "Drakonion anti-footsy policey" good one

  • @brianstewart8561
    @brianstewart8561 Жыл бұрын

    "First a real time shower scene, and now real time sleeping?"

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan Жыл бұрын

    Hmmm, judging by the thumbnail, this probably isn't about the company that makes tracking devices for wild animals. _Probably._

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282

    @skeetsmcgrew3282

    Жыл бұрын

    Comically enough you were actually partially wrong 😂😂😂

  • @scotshabalam2432
    @scotshabalam2432 Жыл бұрын

    "It's a cross between Terminator and Robocop. I call it Terminator Cop. What do you mean that name's too shitty? What ever just call it Cyber Tracker.".

  • @ramseydoon8277
    @ramseydoon8277 Жыл бұрын

    "..Senator Bob Dilly, with his hit song, Blowy in the Windy" ooooweeee now that's a joke right there!

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
    @Pocketrocket-pj1us Жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure how I missed this one on the main site but I glad that I got to see it on the web-zone ;) Perfect movie to riff, with action to spare and just the right amount of dialogue pauses to fit in a ton of hilarious riffs. This one is definitely going in my top 10. Cheers from Canada

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q Жыл бұрын

    I don't know why their impression of Don "The Dragon" Wilson sounds like Kermit "The Frog" The Frog, but it kills me every time!

  • @henrygvidonas9573
    @henrygvidonas9573 Жыл бұрын

    Oh look, it's Australian martial artist Richard Norton, who is from Australia. Many people think that he's from Australia, but he's _actually_ an Australian from Australia. Did you know he's Australian? Vegemite, koala, kangaroo, Victoria Bitter!

  • @karnerblue7658

    @karnerblue7658

    Жыл бұрын

    Is he from Australia or not? I can’t get a straight answer.

  • @EvilxSausage
    @EvilxSausage Жыл бұрын

    What this movie needed was more and larger explosions.

  • @Ammeeeeeeer
    @Ammeeeeeeer Жыл бұрын

    "Computers killed my brother!".........how??? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikem2849
    @mikem2849 Жыл бұрын

    This actually feels more like a combo ripoff. They hit Terminator, Robocop, AND Minority Report! Probably a few other things too.

  • @ZERO_O7X

    @ZERO_O7X

    Жыл бұрын

    Someone seriously needs to make a Cyber Tracker VS R.O.T.O.R movie. I'd buy that for a dollar. 💵

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for sharing the love and land Rifftrax!

  • @Rexerman89
    @Rexerman89 Жыл бұрын

    "Trying to place that "Patrick Swayze"/aussie accent looking guy? Looks familiar?"

  • @fennglordd6365

    @fennglordd6365

    Жыл бұрын

    I've seen him in a couple of Jackie Chan movies: City Hunter and Mr. Nice Guy. He played the main villain. Both good films.

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    Жыл бұрын

    Richard Norton. He was in a LOT of martial arts movies. Genuinely talented.

  • @Rexerman89

    @Rexerman89

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Tareltonlives "GYMKATA! Him and that Kurt Connors "Pummel Horse" gymnist kid lol! He was the evil leader of that kookie kingdom's guards!"

  • @Louie-Riffs
    @Louie-Riffs Жыл бұрын

    Great upload. Thanks Rifftrax!!!

  • @SpaceDictator
    @SpaceDictator Жыл бұрын

    This was amazing. Thank you RiffTrax!

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 Жыл бұрын

    Hey man, Dinty Moore got me through some real hard times! Cooked in the can, over a fire, under a bridge. Or just being a kid from a poor family.

  • @typacsk

    @typacsk

    11 ай бұрын

    Ever leave a can on your car dashboard, to warm it up over the course of a work day?

  • @versebuchanan512
    @versebuchanan512 Жыл бұрын

    First, he tracks. Then, he cybers.

  • @ZERO_O7X

    @ZERO_O7X

    Жыл бұрын

    I have an old worn out copy of this on VHS I bought when the local rental place went out of business and the tracking is way off. It's just "Scanlines: The Motion Picture" now. 😂

  • @johnpendarvis7885
    @johnpendarvis7885 Жыл бұрын

    OMG....the acting.

  • @NickKnave
    @NickKnave Жыл бұрын

    Oh, this is a good reason to not clean my room, thanks RT!

  • @teedup8995

    @teedup8995

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol!

  • @TheJohnny50000
    @TheJohnny50000 Жыл бұрын

    Been looking for this one. Thank you

  • @chupathingy5862
    @chupathingy5862 Жыл бұрын

    "Animaniacs chat room" well that's a new one

  • @BrutalDeath007
    @BrutalDeath007 Жыл бұрын

    It's not every day that you get threatened with a "lead enema"

  • @justyouraveragehuman466
    @justyouraveragehuman466 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome! New content! Finally!

  • @karnerblue7658
    @karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks, guys! 😂 😇😇😇

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle11 ай бұрын

    28:35 You can tell it's an evil dystopian future because he goes to work in a pyramid.

  • @caucasoidape8838
    @caucasoidape8838 Жыл бұрын

    It's my lucky day indeed.

  • @WildFungus
    @WildFungus Жыл бұрын

    yeah do Jeremy Piven next

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H Жыл бұрын

    I think this might be the movie "Kick-Puncher" is based on, in the show Community!

  • @abitofabitofabit4404
    @abitofabitofabit4404 Жыл бұрын

    1:26:48 The 1980s had a lot of feature-length Libertarian Party ads for some reason.

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282

    @skeetsmcgrew3282

    Жыл бұрын

    Look at the way economics is portrayed in the 80s. "Greed is good" is a super libertarian mentality. I always thought it was a social hard right away from the 60s and 70s hippy stuff. Kinda over compensated

  • @matthewsmith2979

    @matthewsmith2979

    Жыл бұрын

    I know all those people in the 80's wanting personal freedom, crazy right? I mean give me an oppressive authoritarian dictatorship any day...

  • @rothloaf1980
    @rothloaf1980 Жыл бұрын

    This takes me back. Remember Geo Trackers? They were cyber like this movie .

  • @flyingelbowdrop
    @flyingelbowdrop Жыл бұрын

    Boy did I need this today.

  • @Meltedcheese567
    @Meltedcheese567 Жыл бұрын

    It's my lucky day it's time for rifftraxxxx

  • @seditiouswalrus
    @seditiouswalrus Жыл бұрын

    You guys rule! Funny as always. 🤣🤣

  • @999apeman
    @999apeman Жыл бұрын

    And Daneyrs emerges from the flames carrying her dragons....Viserion, Rhaegal, and DON THE

  • @leannewho664
    @leannewho664 Жыл бұрын

    13:31 the rifftrax guys have never sounded more elderly

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt

    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, considering that their age range is eldest Gen X to youngest boomer, and that blue haired half-wits on t!kkytokkytÅrdia and reddit think of anyone older than 43 to be elderly, that fits.

  • @yeszz2199

    @yeszz2199

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah we young people outside your social circle can't stand you freaks either, hate to break it to you

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt

    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@yeszz2199 Kinda like how I hate to break to *you* that Punky Brewsters whom cannot be bothered to add a period at the end of a sentence, for punctuation, don't really represent much except for a drain on the parents whom pay for their/your smart phone which allowed you to add that comment. Go create something rather than merely enjoy the benefits of what your elders created, Brattimus Maximus, before you pipe up again, or we'll tell your Mum to take away your Nintendo for a week. Now go clean your room and do your homework, Bratticus.

  • @hagerthehorrible1892
    @hagerthehorrible1892 Жыл бұрын

    I support when I can, but particularly broke these days, so I thank you for these!

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