If you've ever wanted to ride an ostrich watch "White Bread by David Crowe only at www.drybarcomedy.com/david
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@Sheerkat72 жыл бұрын
Had to come back and watch this again. Still one of the funniest bits I've ever seen.
@batya75 жыл бұрын
This guy has the physical humor down pat with the ostrich. So funny!
@desireeholloway33535 жыл бұрын
“Well that was weird..” 😅 Im part of a raptor rehabilitation program and birds are actually like that. -if they cannot see you they assume you cannot see them. Lol
@novikovPrinciple
5 жыл бұрын
"Raptor"... So, you deal with hawks and other birds of prey?
@desireeholloway3353
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Owls, Eagles, Hawks, Vultures etc. we rescue injured birds and rehabilitate them and release them back into the wild. And if you’re the volunteer who transports the bird to the vet hospital -you get to name it! Cool huh? 🦅🦉
@ladykaifima5 жыл бұрын
Ok, now I need to see the video of him riding that ostrich. 😀
@abbykoop53635 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! I used to raise ostriches. Good story! I once met a man who grew up in South Africa and he said as kids they would a sneak up on sleeping wild ostriches and jump on to ride them. They would jump up and run like hell. I asked him how they got off and he replied..."not my choice!" Hahaha. I love those birds!
@kaitlinburks52155 жыл бұрын
I’m CRYING and gasping picturing this whole scene!!!!
@hayleelittig78585 жыл бұрын
I love this channel so much. Never have to worry about turning it off real quick when my little siblings walk into the room, so that's always nice.
@EuroGuy85
4 жыл бұрын
Haylee littig What is it that you usually watch that needs to be muted when your siblings walk into the room 🤔
@GRIMM2197
4 жыл бұрын
Close your door moron
@that.ll_do_pig
3 жыл бұрын
@@GRIMM2197 how exactly does closing a door prevent a kid from opening it and walking in? Why would you call somebody a moron when you don't know anything about them? For all you know their house rules are that she's not allowed to have her door closed. That was the rule in my house growing up even when we were teenagers. No need to be a jerk. 🙄
@that.ll_do_pig
3 жыл бұрын
@@EuroGuy85 comedy with cursing and "inappropriate" jokes. Doesn't automatically mean something dirty.
@GRIMM2197
3 жыл бұрын
JennaB it’s a lock dummy. Ever heard of it?
@maxfirefantasyreport5 жыл бұрын
one of those rare comedians that starts off not funny, and then gets funny.
@Mowuniverse5 жыл бұрын
Ostrich skin boots on an ostrich, now that's rich living.
@jackgibs58555 жыл бұрын
he does a good ostrich
@Lavenderrose735 жыл бұрын
I totally want to look for videos of people riding ostriches now!
@maddie96025 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: ostriches are dumb, and never trust a tour guide who seems to be enjoying himself.
@flynnmalin5 жыл бұрын
The ostrich looked a one man pride parade. I almost lost it on that one. LMAO!
@paulinehammer30283 жыл бұрын
I've watched this like 10 times. makes me laugh til I almost cry every time
@emilyrose97605 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! Tooo funny! YOU sir can definitely tell a story lmao. I wish i was his kid or grand kid lol "tell us the ostrich story again! Please!" Lol
@LadyVoldemort5 жыл бұрын
Birds are silly creatures, that's why I love them. Even a chicken could entertain me all day. And birds stories are hilarious to me, especially because this guy is very good at telling stories. The ostrich boot part got me rolling on the bed. The mood killer was the silent audience, only a few sounds really enjoyed his comedy here...are they sleepy or just don't get him? Too bad...
@mrreymundo5383
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but the ostrich leather boot part of the routine was kind of lame. He seemed to think it would be funnier than it was. However he got better toward the end.
@lb88255 жыл бұрын
I laughed this whole set, would love to see the video!
@SuperScooterPop5 жыл бұрын
Ostriches walk like they know they're better than us. They are.
@michelerussell76275 жыл бұрын
That was like one of the funniest shows I've watched and I busted a gut laughing get a great job explaining it and painting a picture for
@californiacurt5 жыл бұрын
His story says Africa. His accent says India.
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Well, like an American pretending to sound Indian. :p But another commenter, claiming to hail from Nigeria, said that while it didn't sound South African, it does sound Nigerian. Not having ever visited any part of Africa myself, I'll have to take his work for it.
@thatomogale98035 жыл бұрын
That was funny, and as a South African, I can indeed confirm that that sounded more like an Indian accent rather than an Afrikaans one 😂.
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Thato Mogale : Somebody else said it sounds Nigerian, but I'm not familiar enough with any of the African accents to know whether or not that's true. Can you offer an opinion on that one?
@thatomogale9803
5 жыл бұрын
@@ErykaSoleil Sorry only saw this today. Lol that guy is way off, Nigerians have a completely different accent. South Africa is diverse enough that I've met all three groups (Nigerians, Indians and Afrikaaners) and I can assure they sounded like accents from 3 different continents( and they kinda are). I struggle to understand any of them 😂(in English) . And also, Nigeria is closer to Spain than South Africa, so there was no chance of there really being a similarity. For reference, M'Baku in Black Panther had a mostly Nigerian accent, and Ulysees Claw did an Afrikaans one. I think I've reached TMI now. 😨
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Thato Mogale : That’s okay, I actually appreciate the fuller explanation. Thanks! :)
@thatomogale9803
5 жыл бұрын
@@ErykaSoleil It's getting harder to tell these things, coz everybody, especially us young people, seem to be converging toward a single culture with a single accent - a result of globalisation.
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Thato Mogale : I see that, yeah. And languages are picking up words and phrases from each other like never before, for the same reason. I’m simultaneously excited by the prospect of a universal language, but also saddened by the cultural nuances that are lost as a language evolves.
@KathyBGood5 жыл бұрын
that was really, really funny!
@Irongambit5 жыл бұрын
This was like the weirdest funniest joke ever lol.
@nathaliekohlman32522 жыл бұрын
Such a master storyteller!
@JustinGray705 жыл бұрын
Like a big video game LOL
@katiedrew47083 жыл бұрын
"One man Pride Parade float" TOO FUNNY!
@cmclem19595 жыл бұрын
The african impersonation he did at 4:50ish sounded more like a person from India, was still funny, though.
@adetoye
5 жыл бұрын
Clifford M. Clemons Weird, I thought that was spot on and I’m Nigerian. There isn’t just one expression of being African.
@knockknockpenny347
5 жыл бұрын
Ade Toye spot on for who? Not South Africans 😂
@susiebear3316
4 жыл бұрын
@@knockknockpenny347 who cares😐
@SunshineSurfsup15 жыл бұрын
Well done!! This is hilarious :)
@annachaney56525 жыл бұрын
Thought you might have watched Swiss Family Robinson before you took this trip
@anitajinfla97625 жыл бұрын
Lol.... Whistling nose hair...😅😅😅
@TheJanWalker5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and a smart man. I will rent his show on VidAngel. After seeing this ostrich story, how can I not? Lol.
@abeach54203 жыл бұрын
Outstanding sir!!
@fordperformance89005 жыл бұрын
When he does that walking thing he reminds me of of joe from impractical jokers
@sarahcrews2544
5 жыл бұрын
Ford Performance I love that show
@SuperintendentParklaneManor8 ай бұрын
I would love to see the video 😂. Very funny. 😅
@Samestori2145 жыл бұрын
Can you please show the video! This was a great story but you gotta show that video to corraborate the story! If you don't TMZ will get it for me!🤣🤣🤣
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
His Image : *corroborate I'm willing to take him at his word, but a video would be pretty fantastic. :)
@ruthhh.m5 жыл бұрын
Forget bull riding, ostrich riding sounds more entertaining😂😂 all rodeos need a 8 second ostrich riding competition
@armandomaravillaramirez67325 жыл бұрын
This is great!
@camdengreene27365 жыл бұрын
Unfunny to funny in 2 minutes... by the end of video i am in tears 😂😂😂😂
@dragoncurveenthusiast5 жыл бұрын
Really cool story, but thank youtube for the option to play at increased speed
@marlineharrold19375 жыл бұрын
Thanks heaps.
@strawberrykisscosplay44535 жыл бұрын
Anyone look up ostrich riding after this just to watch him eat dirt once that thing took off?
@ekdaufin14855 жыл бұрын
Hysterical
@liamdk96254 жыл бұрын
I love how he's south African accent sounds Indian
@denischabriddell9865 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@pw7.0884 жыл бұрын
Tears hahahhaha rolling
@themississippicottage93955 жыл бұрын
👍
@charliefoster32212 жыл бұрын
Robin.
@Music-lx1tf4 жыл бұрын
You rode an ostrich but I had a tug of war with an elephant in Thailand.
@melvina6285 жыл бұрын
There's a theme to this channel. Anyone catching it?
@alvideos21454 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of an old atari game called joust XD
@amandastakeonit74025 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!! BTW Why does the African guy have an Indian accent ;)
@JamesJohnson-ro2jq5 жыл бұрын
Forget the comedian, I wanna bagged.
@ZoeBear935 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@tysonclark59745 жыл бұрын
Hes being doing this bit since I saw him in sarnia in like 2011. Sad
@onikamaya5 жыл бұрын
Accent sounds Indian
@IC-OLD3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha SOUTH AFRICA - is not the place to expect first world service - it wàs, but that changed about 25 years ago... Now it is just Africa... If you come here, please know that you are on your own. Like camping... And survival skills is Compulsory...
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Had to come back and watch this again. Still one of the funniest bits I've ever seen.
This guy has the physical humor down pat with the ostrich. So funny!
“Well that was weird..” 😅 Im part of a raptor rehabilitation program and birds are actually like that. -if they cannot see you they assume you cannot see them. Lol
@novikovPrinciple
5 жыл бұрын
"Raptor"... So, you deal with hawks and other birds of prey?
@desireeholloway3353
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Owls, Eagles, Hawks, Vultures etc. we rescue injured birds and rehabilitate them and release them back into the wild. And if you’re the volunteer who transports the bird to the vet hospital -you get to name it! Cool huh? 🦅🦉
Ok, now I need to see the video of him riding that ostrich. 😀
Hahaha! I used to raise ostriches. Good story! I once met a man who grew up in South Africa and he said as kids they would a sneak up on sleeping wild ostriches and jump on to ride them. They would jump up and run like hell. I asked him how they got off and he replied..."not my choice!" Hahaha. I love those birds!
I’m CRYING and gasping picturing this whole scene!!!!
I love this channel so much. Never have to worry about turning it off real quick when my little siblings walk into the room, so that's always nice.
@EuroGuy85
4 жыл бұрын
Haylee littig What is it that you usually watch that needs to be muted when your siblings walk into the room 🤔
@GRIMM2197
4 жыл бұрын
Close your door moron
@that.ll_do_pig
3 жыл бұрын
@@GRIMM2197 how exactly does closing a door prevent a kid from opening it and walking in? Why would you call somebody a moron when you don't know anything about them? For all you know their house rules are that she's not allowed to have her door closed. That was the rule in my house growing up even when we were teenagers. No need to be a jerk. 🙄
@that.ll_do_pig
3 жыл бұрын
@@EuroGuy85 comedy with cursing and "inappropriate" jokes. Doesn't automatically mean something dirty.
@GRIMM2197
3 жыл бұрын
JennaB it’s a lock dummy. Ever heard of it?
one of those rare comedians that starts off not funny, and then gets funny.
Ostrich skin boots on an ostrich, now that's rich living.
he does a good ostrich
I totally want to look for videos of people riding ostriches now!
Moral of the story: ostriches are dumb, and never trust a tour guide who seems to be enjoying himself.
The ostrich looked a one man pride parade. I almost lost it on that one. LMAO!
I've watched this like 10 times. makes me laugh til I almost cry every time
Oh my God! Tooo funny! YOU sir can definitely tell a story lmao. I wish i was his kid or grand kid lol "tell us the ostrich story again! Please!" Lol
Birds are silly creatures, that's why I love them. Even a chicken could entertain me all day. And birds stories are hilarious to me, especially because this guy is very good at telling stories. The ostrich boot part got me rolling on the bed. The mood killer was the silent audience, only a few sounds really enjoyed his comedy here...are they sleepy or just don't get him? Too bad...
@mrreymundo5383
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but the ostrich leather boot part of the routine was kind of lame. He seemed to think it would be funnier than it was. However he got better toward the end.
I laughed this whole set, would love to see the video!
Ostriches walk like they know they're better than us. They are.
That was like one of the funniest shows I've watched and I busted a gut laughing get a great job explaining it and painting a picture for
His story says Africa. His accent says India.
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Well, like an American pretending to sound Indian. :p But another commenter, claiming to hail from Nigeria, said that while it didn't sound South African, it does sound Nigerian. Not having ever visited any part of Africa myself, I'll have to take his work for it.
That was funny, and as a South African, I can indeed confirm that that sounded more like an Indian accent rather than an Afrikaans one 😂.
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Thato Mogale : Somebody else said it sounds Nigerian, but I'm not familiar enough with any of the African accents to know whether or not that's true. Can you offer an opinion on that one?
@thatomogale9803
5 жыл бұрын
@@ErykaSoleil Sorry only saw this today. Lol that guy is way off, Nigerians have a completely different accent. South Africa is diverse enough that I've met all three groups (Nigerians, Indians and Afrikaaners) and I can assure they sounded like accents from 3 different continents( and they kinda are). I struggle to understand any of them 😂(in English) . And also, Nigeria is closer to Spain than South Africa, so there was no chance of there really being a similarity. For reference, M'Baku in Black Panther had a mostly Nigerian accent, and Ulysees Claw did an Afrikaans one. I think I've reached TMI now. 😨
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Thato Mogale : That’s okay, I actually appreciate the fuller explanation. Thanks! :)
@thatomogale9803
5 жыл бұрын
@@ErykaSoleil It's getting harder to tell these things, coz everybody, especially us young people, seem to be converging toward a single culture with a single accent - a result of globalisation.
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
Thato Mogale : I see that, yeah. And languages are picking up words and phrases from each other like never before, for the same reason. I’m simultaneously excited by the prospect of a universal language, but also saddened by the cultural nuances that are lost as a language evolves.
that was really, really funny!
This was like the weirdest funniest joke ever lol.
Such a master storyteller!
Like a big video game LOL
"One man Pride Parade float" TOO FUNNY!
The african impersonation he did at 4:50ish sounded more like a person from India, was still funny, though.
@adetoye
5 жыл бұрын
Clifford M. Clemons Weird, I thought that was spot on and I’m Nigerian. There isn’t just one expression of being African.
@knockknockpenny347
5 жыл бұрын
Ade Toye spot on for who? Not South Africans 😂
@susiebear3316
4 жыл бұрын
@@knockknockpenny347 who cares😐
Well done!! This is hilarious :)
Thought you might have watched Swiss Family Robinson before you took this trip
Lol.... Whistling nose hair...😅😅😅
Hilarious and a smart man. I will rent his show on VidAngel. After seeing this ostrich story, how can I not? Lol.
Outstanding sir!!
When he does that walking thing he reminds me of of joe from impractical jokers
@sarahcrews2544
5 жыл бұрын
Ford Performance I love that show
I would love to see the video 😂. Very funny. 😅
Can you please show the video! This was a great story but you gotta show that video to corraborate the story! If you don't TMZ will get it for me!🤣🤣🤣
@ErykaSoleil
5 жыл бұрын
His Image : *corroborate I'm willing to take him at his word, but a video would be pretty fantastic. :)
Forget bull riding, ostrich riding sounds more entertaining😂😂 all rodeos need a 8 second ostrich riding competition
This is great!
Unfunny to funny in 2 minutes... by the end of video i am in tears 😂😂😂😂
Really cool story, but thank youtube for the option to play at increased speed
Thanks heaps.
Anyone look up ostrich riding after this just to watch him eat dirt once that thing took off?
Hysterical
I love how he's south African accent sounds Indian
😂😂
Tears hahahhaha rolling
👍
Robin.
You rode an ostrich but I had a tug of war with an elephant in Thailand.
There's a theme to this channel. Anyone catching it?
Reminds me of an old atari game called joust XD
HILARIOUS!! BTW Why does the African guy have an Indian accent ;)
Forget the comedian, I wanna bagged.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Hes being doing this bit since I saw him in sarnia in like 2011. Sad
Accent sounds Indian
Ha ha ha SOUTH AFRICA - is not the place to expect first world service - it wàs, but that changed about 25 years ago... Now it is just Africa... If you come here, please know that you are on your own. Like camping... And survival skills is Compulsory...
Man the crowd sucks
😂😂
@holliswalley5913
5 жыл бұрын
I agree