y’all didn’t have to put my lowest moment as the thumbnail but I’ll still tune in

@taigus-sv4vq

Ай бұрын

They did you dirty Sam 😢

@dksjskjdjdj

Ай бұрын

u still listen to travis scott?

@justsam4572

Ай бұрын

@@dksjskjdjdj fuck yeah

@rorye6952

Ай бұрын

Some would say it was one of your higher moments

@xGRF1

Ай бұрын

Lowest?

guys i applied for the role of "Riley" like a month ago and i still haven't gotten an email? even my agent called.. i really need this gig right now

@Helsinki40268

Ай бұрын

Yo figure 8 pfp!

@northmount2282

Ай бұрын

the gig economy can be so stressful!!

@base4yrface

Ай бұрын

Good thing he's going to be kicked off soon due to his comments, they have an open casting call for the part of Riley soon

@colinbrash

Ай бұрын

Yeah cause your references didn’t come through, Mr Stinky.

@zackswitch9656

Ай бұрын

Tbh I think the Riley role should be axed for a better character.

Can’t believe yall missed the headline “Connecticut man traveling 45mph nearly runs over woman in Burlington coat factory parking lot”

@reiemg

Ай бұрын

that was me

@mosespf

Ай бұрын

as a fellow Connecticut person thats just the tip of the iceberg here

@InspectahReese

Ай бұрын

only 45mph??

@ASOUE

Ай бұрын

Incredible reference

@bankrolDiggy

Ай бұрын

What was he driving, r8?

I am entirely befuddled and gobsmacked that neither of them recognised the absolute classic that is Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

@14HourTechnicolorDream

Ай бұрын

or GAY CAVEMAN

@cassidyauld6413

Ай бұрын

thanks, i submitted that one!

@CapslockGoD

23 күн бұрын

classic game grumps bit too

@press_x_tojason

11 күн бұрын

“Classic Game Grumps bit” and it is just someone else’s joke, drawn out to be inherently unfunny.

The Beatles used to have a pp measuring competition every year and john always won the first few years but one day paul came into the studio with a willy twice as big and went on to win every year untill the band ended. It was as if he was a whole different person

@samylemzaoui2298

Ай бұрын

now why did i google it to check

@hiero_4097

Ай бұрын

​@samylemzaoui2298 is it true

@KavsLockedOut

Ай бұрын

@@hiero_4097 yes

@samylemzaoui2298

Ай бұрын

@@hiero_4097 google it

@FallingEastward

Ай бұрын

​@hiero_4097 just checked, there's an interview with Ringo where he states that George had always been the longest so there's that debunked

She [first half of title] on my [second half of title] ‘til I HIVEMIND Unlimited (I have no friends)

@fortino6029

Ай бұрын

ridiculous news head on my line tier list

@catcatharsismusic

Ай бұрын

SHE She [first half of title] on my ON MY [second half of title] ‘til I TIL I HIVEMIND Unlimited (I have no friends)

@OK-qj9lw

Ай бұрын

⁠@@catcatharsismusicshe She “[first half of my title on my [second half of title]” on my “ ‘til I HIVEMIND Unlimited” ‘til I “(I have no friends)”

@01neveroddoreven10

Ай бұрын

She hive on my mind til I headline

@spenserwalker4361

Ай бұрын

Congratulations on not getting COVID!🎉

Didn't know friend of the show and musician Quebec was part of a 18 million dollar syrup heist. 😮

@madfisch473

29 күн бұрын

he even confessed in his album “i didn’t mean to steal 18 million dollars worth of syrup”

@Julien_Flowers

28 күн бұрын

@@madfisch473 it all makes so much sense now

No fucking way they did a 6 minutes long bit about searching a dead kid vs searching the loch ness monster

@thomasgoninbaia7346

Ай бұрын

i mean the bass headbump is a pretty strong argument

“Suspect under arrest in Michigan for illegally selling grackles without a license”

@joshuafrey8464

Ай бұрын

With an illegal BOGO

"Zineas and Herb" is actually top tier

graydon really shot himself in the foot with his catholic priest rant, but then he got me right back on board with the missing kids argument

@casadastraphobia

4 күн бұрын

Not unlike when Dignan shot (something something hivemind comment joke)

I cant even watch the news anymore since Dignan started his reign of terror

Finally a video for viewers who don't know shit about music or movies, but do know what super tuesday is

@HearingWall7238

Ай бұрын

What is super tuesday

@dudemanguy3912

Ай бұрын

​@HearingWall7238 clearly this video isn't for you

i measure everything in taylor swifts i've always done that

They fail to recognize the possibility of a pre-existing longer corpse from someone who used to be the tallest man in the world.

analyzing the beatles jerk circle like the zapruder film is crazy

I feel like Riley is still mad about the gabapentin thing

My mind is totally hived

"Sir, a second tower has just hit the plane" might be S tier ngl

some solid picks but nothing that tops "large boulder the size of a small boulder"

The hivemind unlimited background always makes me feel like im watching imposters

28:26 I want to believe he got this mis-pronunciation ingrained in him from the ridiculous announcer from Pokémon Stadium. He would say “IT BARROWED UNDERGROUND!”

Dear Riley, this video has left a profound impact on me. My mom just ascended from triple cancer and after what happened back in 2003 I’ve been struggling. As June approaches and the cherry blossom perishes, I feel my slip loosen. My mind feels like an empty cave, echoing everything put in. My soul is gone, I’m simply just existing now as the bells toll grows louder. Btw could you guys please give me my house back? This game isn’t funny anymore.. Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

“Man arrested for smuggling Egyptian Salamanders into El Salvador, its SO illegal”

graydons thighs looking huge today

@kubahavelka9556

Ай бұрын

Wow you're right, those are some chunky big boy fuck-me hippo thighs

dead kid vs loch ness monster is a crazy matchup

I would love a "love is love unless you're an armadillo" sticker

instant green background classic

please make a part two so you can include my hometowns infamous "Man forced way into home, made frozen spaghetti and clams, police say"

missed opportunity on that last one cause the full headline is "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?". The entire article is insane and classic

the bruno mars one is one of the greatest of all time, a true classic

We being blessed with hivemind content recently

The congregation diddler goes hard tho

I screenshotted a news article that said "Antisemitism rally planned Sunday in [my city]"... It was for Antisemitism awareness week

Hernanes' saddest backflip was because he scored against his former team

@mortezz1268

Ай бұрын

Also it created the subreddit r/saddestbackflip which is full of ridiculous sports headlines

how could they forget about zynldlish gambino

watched this while i was playing minecraft and i kept thinking a creeper was about to go off with their choice of sound effect when giving a ranking

guys you forgot “man opens amusement park dedicated to pulled pork under the influence of gabapentin”

A “river of Vyvanse”. Wow. We really all lived the same life. So many Pall Malls, so many reds.

episode 2 gotta have "kim kardashian touches down in pete davidson's native new york city"

2 hives in a few days???? cmon hive mind you don’t have to spoil us like that. no seriously you don’t.

Need y'all to know that I'm autistic and while it's inconsequential it makes me viscerally angry every time you film in front of the green wall instead of the yellow room

@ianumathews5922

18 сағат бұрын

Hopefully this doesn’t make it worse for you but the fact that they are at a flat wall and not a corner also gets to me 😭

for like 2 seconds at 34:49, graydon had raw Wayne from Letterkenny energy, could feel the produce stand squint from here

there's an entire subreddit dedicated to similar football headlines to "saddest backflip".

where are the headlines about the crimes dignan committed overseas

as a canadian its always amusing to see americans say "qwuh-beck" when they try to pronounce quebec. its whimsical, like the pogo stick based crime i did not commit in 1998.

riley is confused about zynnachino, wait till he finds out what al pacino is going by nowadays…

Should do another episode where it’s just Florida Man headlines

My favorite alpha male podcast

My favorite hivemind bit 23:50 - 26:06

You guys should do a hivemind limited reading the Does Bruno Mars Is Gay story! It’s an experience

jokes are funny, set is great, but the two mic setup changes the auditory vibe in a way that i’m not sure i like, maybe it sounds too professional

GRAYDONS THIGHS😀

minion memes tierlist

12:29 Super hyped they finally shouted me out! Love you guys

Nice Hum shirt, Riley!!

she Ridiculous News Headline on my Tier List till I HIVEMIND UNLIMITED

Mr Stinky farted on his employee, kicked a tree, then galloped away

Dignan is giving me uncanny valley in the thumbnail

Just two guys having an unlimited amounts of fun

Grayden could give Fantanos thighs a run for their money.

I love this style of videos!

omg ! honi soit (first headline) is the student paper at usyd (a uni in sydney australia) !!!

i love the people laughing in the background

All time best channel to sleep to!

Still adjusting to the new set. Didn't know the table was hiding diggys absolute trunks of legs

Riley’s Hum shirt is so fire

She go hivemind mode on my unlimited

Maybe the picnic table had a pole hole. ⛱

My sister would not be here today if my mom would have worn sneakers as the green m&m on halloween 2002 I can tell you that much

Calling dead kids elusive is hilarious

Never thought i’d Hernanes’s name on Hivemind. He backflipped after scoring against his previous team (Lazio) and it didn’t go down too well.

really going back to s2 w/a tier list

I'm honestly struggling really hard to stay motivated in school and every day seems so challenging. I just really want to thank everyone at Hivemind. Thank you for making my life seem a little easier and for giving me time to just sit and laugh. It helps me out more than anything and I'll forever be grateful for you guys, the friends I never met. ❤

@whatatimetobealive524

Ай бұрын

when you give up that's when you fucked up get your fucking racks up

riley looks like he shouldn't be taller than a cartoon mouse door

We really gotta buy a couple of ferns for this set

can't believe they've never seen does bruno mars is gay

We making it out of the dark murky waters of comedy with this one

That picnic table incident happened in my home town lol

quebeca

wait... im REALLY confused. why did the dignan-looking guy say he liked the taylor swift meteor headline then put it in F tier later????

riley’s fit kinda eating

it's about time for the news

All these headlines about the terrible things Dignan apparently did are ridiculous

I didn’t expect Hernanes to be mentioned in a hivemind video ever 😂

As a Québecois, I wish our regional accent made us sound like Donald Duck as Dignan hypothesized.

does bruno mars is gay brought me back to the game grumps era 😢

My top 2 favorites of all time are: 'Make better choices' endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists would like for them to stop Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

This room isn’t yellow enough

Not used to seeing graydons legs like this. 6'4" you say....to shreds you say...

Spotlight meets call me by your name LOL

recently learned my teacher is a hivemind fan, very scary discovery that i may never recover from

Why is there two dudes talking about news?? I came here to watch Titanic

why did graydon get the mrbeast treatment on the thumbnail

How many of those headlines are satire, like from the Onion?

like I pronounced aunt as "aunt" but bc of ridicule I started pronouncing it "aunt" even tho I still prefer the other one, I still say the version I've been conditioned to. crazy world!

Riley be looking super nervous, almost like he knew what happend to that child in 1996 in Fargo, North Dakota

riley’s mood in this one is so different than usual!! still, great vid boys❤️

The turkey one is the stupidest discussion oat

this video is just as unhinged as the last one but in a totally different way