B

@alxwlsh

2 жыл бұрын

B

@iamcolossus6493

Жыл бұрын

B

@LazarouDave

Жыл бұрын

🅱️

@Cardinalt

Жыл бұрын

B

@peeonthepenski4729

7 ай бұрын

B

"no they don't, you did that" is still possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard

@garrisonaw

3 ай бұрын

I’d say it’s tied with “I like my potatoes like I like my women: single and stark bollock naked”

He's a genius. All over a naked spud. He destroys the whole retail marketing with mockery and ridiculte. Never has ranting been so cutting. And that glorious Welsh accent makes it so musical.

"A pan of mash and a suicide note" gets me everytime

@JargonMadjin

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

"You could get arrested. For what, separating potatoes?" Tea all over my bloody top, haven't laughed like that in a long time 🤣 🤣

The self harming potato just killed me! "Start peeling himself every time things get a little bit difficult" XD

@kaizokuAUTO

6 жыл бұрын

killed the potato too...

@scottmcgregor2001

6 жыл бұрын

That's why there's 2 potatoes, 1 for moral support..... lmao funniest thing I've heard in years.

@heyysimone

2 жыл бұрын

"Pound of mash and a suicide note"

We need more unique comedians like this who leave the cliches aside and come up with their own totally weird stories and jokes 😂👏🏻👏🏻

@tomekstec981

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't come up with it, it's true xd Just like James Acaster stories haha

@me-ju3fv

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree. The likes of Jason Manford aren't funny

@williamarmstrong8337

2 жыл бұрын

Not once was gender or race mentioned. Bloody great.

'and you go and put the last of your tuna mayonnaise.....all over a pissing melon' LMFAO

@afpwebworks

Жыл бұрын

Yes waste all your tuna mayonnaise because there weren't enough labels on the potatoes

"It's one potato, two potato, three potato, four. Not two potato, four potato, six potato, pissing eight" XD

@virginiajarrell4856

7 жыл бұрын

I think the reference is the joke of a pack of two potatoes, thus he changed it to 2 , 4 6, 8

@ethandalton6480

7 жыл бұрын

virginia jarrell well done, genius.

@afmghost1759

6 жыл бұрын

This isn't Noah's vegetable rack

@libbyreesbarresi7459

6 жыл бұрын

mashpoison1...it is in Wales hahahahaha

@mashpolson1

5 жыл бұрын

Libby Rees I can see that!! I just navigated that on my new toothbrush!!

He does rant better than anyone else I know!!

@mashpolson1

5 жыл бұрын

Went to see his new show 'The Book of John' last night, OMG I thought I was gonna die of laughter, he was so hilarious!! Defiantly worth seeing

@terencejay8845

5 жыл бұрын

His 'buying a duvet' kills me every time.

@benmiller7690

5 жыл бұрын

joey diaz my man, rhods not even close. Hes still great though

@TheChrismyster1

5 жыл бұрын

David Mitchell is a good ranter too

@pohl54

4 жыл бұрын

Don't know I have my moments. Like a lot of people I know where he's coming from.

Sorry they come in packs of two. No they don't, you did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 x

No they don't, you did that! Priceless

Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. I p**s myself watching ANYTHING to do with this top geezer.

Cant believe ive just watched 8 minutes of a bloke rant about a potato 😂 amazing skit 🙌

Of course, this is comedy, but he's right, why in Earth does everything have to be packaged and repackaged and often repackaged again in layers of plastic, cardboard and styrofoam? For our benefit? Bollocks. You could easily do away with most of it.

@zakatalmosen5984

6 жыл бұрын

It's just more stuff you can charge for. Having packaging means you can involve more companies in the production. A company makes a styrofoam plate for, let's say, a penny. Then sells it to the company that manufactures the product for 2 p. Then they sell the product to retailers, charging one pound for the product and 3 p for the packaging. Then retailers sell the whole thing for two pounds. And, depending on where you live, you might get VAT on each of those stages, bringing up the total to 3 pounds. Then you have to throw all the useless packaging away and you have to pay the government to dispose of it, and because the amount of grabage is artificially inflated the government fucks you up with waste taxes. It's for the benefit of those who work in one of these industries, as they get to have these useless jobs. Except they then have to buy all their essentials from retail, and piss away money on useless packaging. That's consumerism for you.

@nilloc93

5 жыл бұрын

fresh food stores exist, the entire world isn't Tesco

@BigyetiTechnologies

5 жыл бұрын

@@zakatalmosen5984 I read your post in Rhod's voice

@elizabeth1703

5 жыл бұрын

Andy Merrett because he was using examples from his anger management diary I imagine all the jokes would be the same because all the situations are the same... being pissed at the world for not making sense

@Koop784

5 жыл бұрын

I suppose when your produce is shipped from 1000 miles away, they're a little worried about spoilage.

Is that why they sell them in twos, for morale support so one can talk his mate down from the edge of the pan😂😂 tears streaming down my face

This guy is a comic genius, one of the funniest comedians out there today

the Yorkshire Chipper...priceless

"no they don't, you did that" omg I fucking died!

“Bend over and say hello to King Edward” 😂😂

after all. Man's just did an 8 minute rants about wasted packaging... I love it.

Best skit I've seen since the scene in Fawlty Towers where Basil is trying to convey the name of the horse (Dragonfly) to Polly who is in turn trying to tell Sybil.

@munky342

6 жыл бұрын

Sinule Fuck! Now I need to watch them all again.

@Junkyard_Gypsy87

6 жыл бұрын

Flying tart 🤣🤣🤣

Rod Gilbert my absolute favourite hysterically funny comedian, love him. Completely cracks me up with laughter!!

‘Pan of mash and a suicide note’ is where I died. 😂😂

I've enjoyed Rhod Gilbert for years on radio and TV panel shows but for some reason, I've never looked for his standup stuff until now..... Oh, blimey - I feel a YT binge coming on !

The energy that he expends...wow! I get wound up just listening to/ watching him.

Surprised the shop doesn't sell loose potatoes TBH, but I agree with him :D What a waste of packaging! "Of course people don't like Loose Potatoes, watching 4 potatoes sit around discussing the menopause is only marginally more interesting than the bloody human programme" XD XD

My favourite line: Bend over and say hello to King Edward lmao

“That doesn’t frighten me!! I’ll be out in six months with a good lawyer!!” Laughed til I cried.

If I was the manager I would be wetting myself part way through this rant lol

@Sammie1053

5 жыл бұрын

As someone who works a service job, there's something about the soul crushing nature of the work environment that makes you defend it against all logic. It's like subconsciously if you agree that the bullshit foisted on you by the higher-ups is indeed bullshit you think the entire place will collapse around you and you'll be out of a job.

Rhod Gilbert gets more laughs per minute on these rants than any other comedian in the UK or USA.

“I don’t want to home and find a pan of mash and a suicide note” pmsl funniest line ever said

Best comedian ever!!!!! The best I've seen live.

True comedy at its best. Love Rhod!

He's so chilled and talks in quite a quiet voice when not on stage

@eyebrowman1

11 ай бұрын

Mwahhah

No one is as good as him, 10 mins of jokes out of that!

Ah love Rhod, even though I laugh myself to an asthma attack every time I watch him🤣

Thank you Rhod.....bloody legend....anger management for us all!!!

I want to go shopping with him 😂😂

"That would be awesome if we needed the tray!" That bit always has me in stitches.

I feel like 'Harold Chipman' went over the heads of a lot of the audience members.

So glad I watched the joke about the tooth brush literaly the video before this one😂😂 This is too funny. Had to pause & go back 10 secs to gain my composure & catch one or two of the lunchlines that I missed from laughing so hard🤣

@AndyUK-Corrival

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@thomthom6268

Жыл бұрын

Lunchlines. Freud would be proud.

Just woke up my partner crying with laughter at this 😂😂😂😂😂

"... All over a pissing melon" fucking kills me every time!

"Bend over and say hello to King Edward" 🤣

Harold Chipman, Yorkshire Chipper, Boston Masher.... Dead.

@JargonMadjin

3 жыл бұрын

It's kind of funny, I understood the Yorkshire Chipper reference because Looney Tunes had a character named the Shropshire Slasher, who himself is a likely reference to the Yorkshire Ripper

5:42 was the best bit. I love that he got really into it "a pissing... melon"

'I like my potatoes like i like my women, single and stark bollock naked.' I laughed to hard i woke the neighbors.

"Bend over and say hello to King Edward" is my new favourote chat-up line. 😂

Glorious

So weird to think this Tesco is my local if it's the one I'm thinking of 😂 I've stood exactly where Rhod Gilbert had a fit over a potato

Aah his "Anger Management" tour 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NO ONE does angry sarcasm better!

I was in a real bad mood.. but now I'm smiling .. good job sir 👍

Great remake of faulty towers. Love to hear him ranting about the view from a window in a Tenby hotel.

5:40 is absolute gold. Had me in tears.

@treemium1467

6 жыл бұрын

Narwhalisation I was watching this in bed trying literally rolling around laughing at this part

@zarinshapurjee9430

5 жыл бұрын

This who show was hilarious!! I died I laughed so hard during the whole show

@zarinshapurjee9430

5 жыл бұрын

You should see the red hen one that one killed me

@dehro

3 жыл бұрын

@@treemium1467 wouldn't have happened if you'd been on a tray and covered in cellophane

This is my favorite routine from Rhod ever! seen nearly every different performance of it recorded!

@dandtdavies3999

3 жыл бұрын

Could you point me to a radio 4 version which is cleaner so I can play at school

Bend over and say hello to King Edward!!

@LewisBrain

5 жыл бұрын

Rachie doodle 😂😂😂😂😂

We do in the uk guys but tesco express are just small convenience shops,

@iamzodone

7 жыл бұрын

Tom Parham what

@Mike-km2ct

6 жыл бұрын

Tesco Express is the brand name for the smaller Tesco stores located in urban areas, which have a more limited choice of goods available. You can buy loose, unpackaged vegetables at their larger stores. Is what he was trying to say.

At the end he said he had to buy two anyway. I guess he ate one, and used the second to film this.

The greatest rant you will ever witness in your lifetime

This show also contains his rant about trying to buy a cheese and pickle sandwich in the buffet car.

I'm from the east coast states and this is great comedy. Absolutely hilarious!.

this guy is hillarious

I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you.

that loose women reference made me choke

He really is brilliant and the best around.

The loose potato joke is great

Outstanding...

This is why Rhod and David Mitchell make mayhem on Would I Lie To You... either one or the other can destroy any subject😂😂

Aww i just love rhod.❤

If your wondering. He did enjoy his holiday with the one jacket potato.

Absolutely true! Brilliant!

This made me think of the amount of physical and verbal energy some comedians expend... then you have someone like John Bishop who hardly breaks a bead of sweat!

Oh gosh, but I enjoyed that rant.🤣

OMG sooo funny and true I couldn't stop laughing absolutely classic

Is this why he has a tattoo of a potato on his left shoulder?

Rwy'n dy garu di Rhod Gilbert! We don't have this problem in America, but we do have a hot dog and bun problem.

@MoogieCripsyFries

6 жыл бұрын

Cary O Phil Len the government has that problem for sure. Not every American supports that decision though. 😊

@MoogieCripsyFries

6 жыл бұрын

Cary O Phil Len I agree, I hope one day it will no longer be an issue as well, peace to you too. :)

@ThePersian61

3 жыл бұрын

I think we have that issue also. 6 buns and 8 hot dogs. Just so you have to buy a second pack of buns.

Him and George Carlin should get an oscar for remembering all that stuff really.

Brilliant!

Legend.

The Yorkshire chipper OMG!

Poor manager!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is uncle Rhod coming for Christmas dinner this year? I'll take the jacket potatoes off the menu.

I'll never look at a baked potato in the same way ever again

Genius

Should have gone to Asda. They sell baked potatoes individually 😊

wonder if this is the reason for his potattoo?

@nordlyselsker

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. Or at least that's part of the reason. kzread.info/dash/bejne/rK6gssSQndyefaw.html

@Bulldog1878

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. He wanted to get a tat for the first time but wanted something ridiculous and not the same as everyone else...So spur of the moment he asked for a spud...

@Bulldog1878

5 жыл бұрын

@@silvertounge6630 wrong

@monstersince

4 жыл бұрын

rhod gilberts work experience tattoo artist he got a cake tattoo

Saw him at the Fringe live. Amazing

Fucking genius 😂😂😂

Bloody hilarious. I’ve heard Michael McIntyre is a comedian too but I’ve never seen any evidence to support it...

Sometimes in the shops they do this with some fruit and I think what's the point? The other day I saw a potato on the side I left for a bit and when I came back it had peeled itself and left a suicide note

@sveninblack4302

6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Birch . That's suspicious, man. I think that it was probably some other psycho who peeled him and forged the so-called suicide note. It's well known that potatoes are crap at writing. They can't spell either. You should tell the Police, they need all the help they can get.

@JargonMadjin

3 жыл бұрын

@@sveninblack4302 The three suspects are Harold Chipman, the Yorkshire Chipper and the Boston Masher

Can I just say I would love a self-peeling potato

And charged with what? sEpArAtInG pOtAtoEs?????

@JargonMadjin

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the courtroom for that one

Thank god the needlessly wrapping fresh produce in plastic wrap trend hasn’t extended to potatoes here in Australia yet 😂

He reminds me of myself so much

non stop laughing from start to finish

As a South Welsh man that doesn’t speak Welsh, I sound Welsh but can’t even speak my own language, North Walians speak Welsh and sound fucking Scouse… I love Rhod Gilbert… we are moaning, whinging bastards in Wales. But we just shimf like fuck and moan but just get on with it… Wales should have an Olympic event called “The Moaning Bus Stop” 🚏 because we’d get gold all the time. I left my bike outside the shop, came outside… and there it was… gone!

The John Cleese of 2019

I like my potato like I like my women, single and stark bollock naked. Just brilliant.