"I'm Tom Selleck for long-stairs basement laundry" was a great line.

“This ain’t my first rodeo, but it will be your grandparent’s last.”

@Noone9227

3 жыл бұрын

So true! Good one!

When the 80’s mustachio actor tells you at the end of a commercial that it’s “not for everyone,” it not for you.

@WhoBeSilly

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha! That's seriously the best joke in the comments right now!!!!

@williamhaynes7089

3 ай бұрын

love how Dave ramsey says not to buy somthing just because "fonzie" told you too.. same here magnum pi telling you to use this product.

"I'm Tom Selleck, with Soylent Mortgage..."

@gurgy3

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Selleck here, have you seen the new line of Waco barbecues?

@williampoole1742

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Sellick here with Kaczynski Mail Delivery

@hulkangry5546

2 жыл бұрын

👍😂😂😂😂

Ant is the best Sit Down comedian. Hilarious!

@GerardPerry

3 жыл бұрын

Take that, Big Jay Oakerson!

@hoyit

3 жыл бұрын

Sit down comedian. I like that 😄

@timothycormier3494

3 жыл бұрын

Ever!😂😂😂😂😂

@johnwisniewski8712

3 жыл бұрын

Sit down comedian...why didn’t I think of that?? That is golden!

@charlesdarwin7253

3 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'Neil bless his soul, would fit that label perfectly, granted he could barely fit the stage and had to sit down throughout the whole set

Elder abuse has never been funnier. Thank you Tom Selleck

@onlyofficial

Жыл бұрын

i can assure you these old fucks dont get routinely smacked.

@georgekeane6533

Жыл бұрын

The Magnum-tude of this issue personally irritable or p.i.

"I'm a paid actor. I would never pretend the product I'm paid to endorse is good when it's not."

Dave needed to shave his head so Anthony was reminded of Little Jimmy when he sees it bobbing from behind and above.

@benkays3886

3 жыл бұрын

Too much testosterone in his voice to be Jimmy

I'm glad someone else sees the blatant scam in these horrific con-games. Thanks Anthony.

@APAL880

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't we say that mortgages in general are scams as well?

@andychow5509

Жыл бұрын

@@APAL880 Neither are scams. I don't think there would many home owners if everyone had to buy with a lump sum. And in the reverse, say you're an old person with a fixed income, it makes sense to supplement that income with a reverse mortgage, rather than to have to sell your house for a lump sum and be forced to rent for an unpredictable amount of time. No one forces anyone to use financial tools, and legally all obligations and risks are explained. The ability in general to borrow and lend money securely and at predictable interest rates is what built the US into a superpower.

@Markdfadf

Жыл бұрын

@@andychow5509 For some reason this popped up on my KZread. Reverse mortgages are not a scam. My grandma had no assets and needed it to live. It was her only source of money. I encouraged her to do it and it was a good decision. I don't even remotely get the objection.

@yashpatel261

6 ай бұрын

@@Markdfadf If she has no assets how did she get a reverse mortgage ?

"If you're interested we'll send you some brochures. On the front is a picture of you without shelter"

@theplayersclub1126

3 жыл бұрын

dude..hilarious comment...

My mom was on a reverse mortgage and when she passed the bank gave us sixty days "to get the fuck out!" ...then the wolves start scratching on the front door...

Here’s a $10k loan on your home that you’ve got $150k of equity in, and don’t read the fine print that says we can sell your house when you die to an investor we know for $150k under value.

"A Reverse Mortgage isn't a way to take your moustache."

“ Are you on your 29’th year of a 30 year mortgage? We’ll give you $500 a month, poison you and steal your home.”

@Primus-ue4th

3 жыл бұрын

It’s good for a widow that knows she won’t make it too many more years and doesn’t have anyone that can financially take care of them.

@robotsaysbeebooboop

3 жыл бұрын

@@Primus-ue4th ok Howie Hoo Hoo Robin

@bizzzzzzle

3 жыл бұрын

Howard Walters exactly, my Aunt, more family friend, has no family or kids and it let her travel in her last years.

@jewsco

3 жыл бұрын

Howard Walters it’s good if you don’t have kids or anyone to pass the house too but bad if you do have heirs

@Wolfman7870

3 жыл бұрын

@@jewsco unless your hiers are bad people who don't really care about you and you want to screw them over.

Anthony is spot on with the Fox News ads. I've lost count of how many times Rosland Capital has urged me to buy gold and buy a Passover meal for a Holocaust survivor in Europe.

@elonmust7470

Жыл бұрын

The holocaust commercial is the cringiest thing I've ever seen...

@beauclark1650

Жыл бұрын

​@@elonmust7470 JEWS AND CHRISTIANS TOGETHERRRRR😊

@jameson3500

Жыл бұрын

A whole country of bankers, but they need our money. SUREE,

@tayzk5929

9 ай бұрын

Crazy how the number of holocaust survivors increase ever year...🤔

@chrisw6164

15 күн бұрын

“Buy a meal for a 112 year old lady who may or may not exist”

Tom "Hey, ever taken a reverse-cowgirl mustache ride?" Selleck

@tooterooterville

3 жыл бұрын

No, but I'm sure he's given them.

"Do you want some extra cash for Pall Malls and Scratch Off lottery tickets while also leaving your children nothing? Well have I got good news for you." - Tom Selleck; multiple rodeo goer

@bergydermeister5616

3 жыл бұрын

Lol indeed so damb obvious

@pauldelasco

3 жыл бұрын

Camels n Vodka here lol

@SmokeymcJoint420

3 жыл бұрын

"multiple rodeo goer" is gold.

@shaiapouf442

3 жыл бұрын

red 100s and $1 lotto tix cuz "you never know"

@cmendr011

3 жыл бұрын

No joke, when I see people playing the lotto, I always say to myself “you deserve to be poor”. Because they’re pissing money they need to advance on a .01% chance at maybe winning it big. And people who win the lotto usually end up dead.

1st ad he's in the house, 2nd he's sitting in the woods living next to a tent. Pretty much sums it up.

Meanwhile in Magnum PI, he literally took someone else's house.

@pauldelasco

3 жыл бұрын

Guest house!!! Lol

@pauldelasco

3 жыл бұрын

@Payne Killer lol!!!

@BrianCronmiller

3 жыл бұрын

And when you get to the end of the series you find out that the guy who was his butler the whole time "Higgins" was really Robin the Billionaire. So a Billionaire let Magnum live in his house while he served him for 8 seasons! - edited spelling mistake thanks JV

@earthsucks9555

3 жыл бұрын

He was diddling dobermans

@unlimitedpower4101

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrianCronmiller if you actually watched older episodes it absolutely was not Higgins. Robin Masters literally is in episodes just not his face. Nor did the end of the series confirm it. It was just anecdotal.

Anthony will always be one of the greats in radio and comedy! I'm pretty sure anthony would have been an all time comedian if he would have gotten into comedy.

I trust his stern facial expression and very dark mustache

I lost it when Anthony said, "Hey Tom you piece of shit.", and I was dying pretty much the whole way through after that. Thanks for another gut laugh.

I'm in the mortgage industry and crack up every time I see this commercial. "When you leave your home," is a euphemism for, "when granny kicks the bucket..."

@wes11bravo

Жыл бұрын

Drew - are you saying "when you leave your home" doesn't mean when Gran goes for an Alaskan cruise before she does a year of volunteer work at an orphanage in Rwanda or when Pap buys a smaller house with an attached shop so he can restore Super Sport Chevelles?

@google_must_die

Жыл бұрын

@@wes11bravo 😂

@michaeloliver1905

9 ай бұрын

I read in that event the family has 6 months to try buy back them home or the bank owns it. It leaves nothing for inheritance.

@az21bob666

8 ай бұрын

To bad. There parent need the money to pay bills.

"They told me I couldn't steal someone's home with a gun. So I used a Magnum instead"- Diabolical Reverse Mortgage CEO

Tom Selleck? More like Tom Sell-out, am I right? Anyone? I’ll get my coat.

@39Hundred

3 жыл бұрын

Fawk yeah! Double guns Chippah!

@BlacKnightRising

3 жыл бұрын

you'd think he has enough $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that he wouldn't need to shill for this scam but..if there's cash to be made using a famous person will do better to scam the masses then not... I"m Tom Selleck for shiny/slippery bathroom tiles, would I ask you to install those in your home if I thought you'd slip fall and break a hip? nah.....

@shellygardner6410

3 жыл бұрын

If you can't produce anything, you have to steal. - every discarded actor

@poisonfists

3 жыл бұрын

Will you tip my bartender for me on the way out? KIDDING! Brilliant.

@pnmwngy1

3 жыл бұрын

"Hello exactly!", "Oh dear lord." (car crash)

“Tom Selleck, for asbestos insulation”

“Here at Punch Her In The Face Bedsore Farms” 😂😂😂 Landau kills me 🤣

I see Jim Norton and Anthony finally got back together!

@edwinchilders3517

Жыл бұрын

Anthony is gorgeous 😍

7:18 "I'm Tom Selleck for Long-Steps Basement-Laundry" Haha Dave Landau!

"I'm Tom Selleck, for Bathtub Hair dryer"

I always see this commercial and think how condescending he talks throughout the entire commercial. From the very first line " this isn't my first rodeo...".

You can trust this guy. He just took out a reverse-mortgage on his mustache.

Anybody who makes Anthony laugh this much is one seriously funny dude😂 This is such a great team.

I love how Anthony is always smiling. Even while he’s talking he’s smiling. Love the guy.

Branch Davidian Acres in Waco I hear is warm all year round..

@andrewfusco8580

3 жыл бұрын

They even provide free music at night.

"I'm Tom Selleck for Icy Driveway Mailbox at the Curb Incorporated..."

Tom Selleck at his second rodeo “This isn’t my first rodeo.” 🤠

@arxlblacktip9085

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he isn't riding an animal, he's a fuckin clown.

Oh man, it is hard to see Selleck selling his soul like this.

@frankbonini9128

3 жыл бұрын

He's on "Blue Bloods", fer Chrissakes

@meadster308

2 жыл бұрын

Best case scenario, he blew his money and is desperate for work.

I don't know about everyone else but I enjoy the Hell out of these

@cenzogranese2882

3 жыл бұрын

this is nothing! if you like this, every episode of Cumia and Landau is pretty much must see!! For less than 10 bucks, try out a subscription for a month and see if you like it for the long haul. funny i have a sub, and still check out the youtube channel for stuff i may have missed!! and all the other shows are fantastic as well.. In Hot Water, East Side Dave, TBD, Mornin!!! Nightshade... too many to mention.

"I'm Tom Selleck, for Elder Abuse. It's not what it sounds like. Call now for a brochure..." 😂🤣

"I'm Tom Selleck and I'm for...well I am sure as hell not for you."

It's like Angie Harmon selling Life-Lock... based on fictitious character roles the dopey public trusts.

I just realized that Ant and Dave have a "Big Jay and Dan/Bonfire" type of chemistry. It's so good

"Life Call Battery Drainer" 🤣🤣🤣

Tom selleck has probably never had a mortgage before

Tom made $200k an episode and has $45,000,000 in the bank. Wtf is he doing this?

The only time I could see that a reverse mortgage...might...be something worth considering is if you really are completely alone and have no family or friends and realize the state is going to get everything when you die anyway. Sure then why the hell not get a check for your homes value and live it up your last few years, not like it matters at that point who gets your home when you die or get sent away to Shady Acres Retirement Home....

@garylopez3756

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Exactly. It's not for everyone. I personally know some older people who have benefited from a Reverse Mortgage. The kids never visit and can care less about the parents so why not use that built up equity for a better life and who says the kids have to get anything? I had to work on my own without my parents financial help. Bottom line is: the ones who talk negative about a Reverse Mortgage are the kids who can't support themselves and depend on Mommy and Daddy for the inheritance.

@painkillerjones6232

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!! I have no family, and my friends are all doing pretty good, and have nicer homes than mine to begin with, so if I hit 65, I'm doing it!!

@MJAce85

9 ай бұрын

Something you said just made me think....since the state steals the wealth of the dead who don't have their estate in order, does the state ever incur their debts? I think I know the answer but just a thought

Well, He IS the NYPD Commissioner on "Blue Bloods" ...

I’m dying!! Freakin hysterical! 🤣😂

Hi , I'm Tom Selleck from Vic Morrow's Hat of the Month Club ...

@Bernankruptcy

3 жыл бұрын

Where prices are so low you'll think you've entered the Twilight Zone!!

@bulkhungry

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha !

My Grandmother (RIP 2012), absolutely adored Tom Selleck. She had an 8"×10" photo of him from like 1978 with that backdrop that made it look like it was his elementary school class photo on her desk in her office. She passed away silently sitting next to me in her recliner watching reruns of Magnum PI I had bought her for her birthday on DVD.

@markbaldwin9878

3 жыл бұрын

@DynamicRange Please shame on you,stand in the corner for 5 minutes.

@SmokeymcJoint420

3 жыл бұрын

Did you realize she was dead when the distinct smell of death shit hit your nose?

Having been in and then woken up from a coma, I can tell you 1st hand, the worst part of a catheter is when they yank it out. The longer you have it in, the more your urethra heals around the tube and it actually clings to the inside of ya peckah. Worst pain I've ever felt.

“I’m Tom Selleck for Acme Bathtub Toasters...”

Hi, I'm Tom Selleck for Glass Shards in my Soup Restaurant

You had me at “asbestos insulation”

This is comedy gold!!!!! Thanks fellas I needed that....

These guys are having too much fun. I’m jealous but laughing

The David Spade Eagle Reverse Mortgage parody is pretty funny as well!

Imagine halfway through: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON...Mike in long island go ahead

Havent laughed this hard in a while ^^

Dying. Landau and Cumia, such a great duo.

I’m Tom Selleck for the Buffalo Police Department.

@jskow9677

3 жыл бұрын

Haha wait... I'm from Buffalo. What's he have to do with Buffalo?? I'm intrigued.

@andrewfusco8580

3 жыл бұрын

@@jskow9677 i think pillboss was alluding to the Buffalo PD cracking that unarmed 70-year old's skull.

Tom Sellec in the woods "listen I don't want old people to be scammed out of their homes but you don't know what it's like to owe these people money!"

@WhoBeSilly

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahah that was funny!!!!!

Man I love to have Anthony and jimmy again, great to have the boys back. Aka nice hair 😂

Graham Cracker Hip Replacement Surgery. LOL

"hi im Tom Selleck for Extra Slippery Throw Rugs."

Man thanks ant for giving out free content. Might re subscribe to the compound

Ant did a great job hiring Landeau. They fucking riff off each other great. Line after line after line. Great team. I love compound media.

Selleck says "It's a loan just like any other loan, the only difference is how you pay it back." So it's not just like any other loan!!! Don't most old people leave their homes by way of death? How they gonna pay it back? Oh, the home!

@kieranhardy581

10 ай бұрын

Exactly grandma gets loads of money to go on holiday and get dicked by huge Africans, dies. Then her grandchildren have to pay her debt.

Came back here since these ads are running again. LMAO!!!

I think it's telling when you're talking about stealing homes, that you film your second commercial in a non-residential area with few to any homes, like the woods. Since that's where you'll be living.

I can't watch these when i check my email at night b/c I'm crying laughing in bed

“I’m Tom Selleck with Slippery Bathtubs”

Cumia ON FIRE!!! Great stuff!

Seriously that last bit I cried so hard with laughter balloon diaper omg hahahhaha

Im fucking crying laughing. I see Opie is doing well sitting in as the green screen. Glad you guys worked it out.

Tony Cumia, long time my old friend

You guys hit the nail on the head ... what a hoot!

I think I just broke up with Norton and fell in love with a new man.

My mother got very little money for a 800k house. My sister sold it and made 3k after paying the bank off.one statement said 10k withdrawal,8k interest and 28 k fees.wtf! Wells fargo!

I was laughing my eyes out start to finish boys

As one radio DJ would say, "Classic Anthony!"

I miss these guys together.

These two are perfect together...

@EA-cx7zf

3 жыл бұрын

They are both turning far leftist SJW hacks. I stayed silent as Ant took this hard leftist turn, but this is getting ridiculous. I think I even heard him attack a police officer who shot someone. Ant said something about how shooting an unarmed person is a criminal act. This guy has been around liberal dave too long. It's rotting his brain.

@czarmangis

3 жыл бұрын

@@EA-cx7zf I've not seen that.. I don't subscribe though. I think they are hilarious together though.

After clicking on this, one of the suggested videos at the bottom was Dave Ramsey talking about how reverse mortgaging is a scam 😆

Lol lads all banter aside, it is absolutely messed up what Tom Selleck's doing but as someone said prior 'Elder abuse has never been more funnier, thanks Anthony Cumia'

Thank god i found this i wanted to comment and its gone from southpark margaritaville but aag youtube has their comments off you guys proved to me anything is possible 👍🏽respects

Oh Wow I Haven't Laughed This Much in a while!

Matthew Quigley has come a long way.

@benkays3886

3 жыл бұрын

That movie is underrated. I'm kind of surprised to see a reference for it here

@XXthekingofyouXX

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Kays - IKR. Cool movie that seems to fly under many radars.

I’m Tom Selleck here for Landline Phones with really big buttons.

@SerenityNow666

2 ай бұрын

BEEEP

Hardest I’ve laughed all week 👍🇺🇸

My mother is 94 and she would totally do this cuz she likes Tom Selleck so happy I got power of attorney

You guys forgot the clip from one of them where the lady says it's the best thing she's ever done and Tom says, "Really!?" and she comes back saying, "Without a doubt!"

That commercial reminds me of the Red Razberry Zingers subplot from Cujo.

I saw that guy at the grove comedy club in Arkansas not too long ago.

Didnt need Tom Selleck, my boomer parents stole my inheritances.

@dannyboysable

2 жыл бұрын

LoL

@keepgrindingup7661

Жыл бұрын

LOlol

Would Actually Love to See Them Talk About the Matt McCoy Hartford Ads

@vegashdrider

Жыл бұрын

Loyd Braun

@patricialinhares5041

8 ай бұрын

Sreyou

Who needs a house, when you can do like me and sleep in your mustache?

Jim Norton looks weird with a mustache

Old man in his wheel chair next to his wife..."Edna, I thought I saw some horse shit on his dog gone boots. Did you see that.?"