Yeah I know why you’re here. Me too tbh.

Bst marriage advice I ever got was from my 84 yr old mum to my Son "When the going gets tough, get a second Telly". Can't argue with that.

@UAndDave

2 жыл бұрын

well that's now our new life motto

"People who cant apologize actually have low self esteem" SO TRUE!!

@mozxz

Жыл бұрын

I can apologize. I just don't do it......

@bravo2966

8 ай бұрын

That's such an offensive thing to say, I demand you apologise now.

We have Roisin O'Connarty to thank for this wonderful couple.

@ianhirst1148

Жыл бұрын

I love when they say she thought we were from the same village in the North like Hobbitland.

@bradleybarnett9545

Жыл бұрын

Ashton, I hope you don't mind me correcting: it's Conaty. It got me thinking, though. My great grandparents became Barnett from Titarski when they went to London from Krakow in 1900. Perhaps Conaty is some sort of de-Irishisation of O'Connarty as her forbears tried to fit into English ways.

@MelissaThompson432

5 ай бұрын

​​@@bradleybarnett9545🎯 the site I looked it up on said it's anglicized from O' Connachtaigh, but pretty darn close. Especially considering they're very similar in pronunciation despite the spelling vagaries and the loss of the O'. (If I pronounced them based on American habits, they would all sound wildly different.)

@user-zo4hq5bp3m

2 ай бұрын

Pity she didn't have a crystal ball. 😢

When she said “It’s autopilot I just can’t close the door” on her child is literally the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard

@Amaranthyne

8 ай бұрын

I’m 27 and my mum still never closes the door

"I just bought a house, I bought a pool table. Which is now a dining room, cos we met, didn't we? And it's all great" I felt that.

@huckleberry12

Жыл бұрын

you "felt" the pool table anecdote, did ya?

@FussyPickles

Жыл бұрын

i hear it in the bones

Jon's spot on. If you can find enjoyment where you are, you stop being desperate for a second and allow it in.

Lucy's humour is so dry it's like the Sahara, absolutely beautiful but easy to overlook that beauty for how deadly it is.

@PlayinOcean

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, people forget about the Sahara being deadly all the time. Cuz it seems like such a lovely place to be.

@laraneville9952

2 жыл бұрын

@@PlayinOcean You clearly got the original comment the other way around 😅 OP literally said the beauty of the Sahara is easily overlooked because of how deadly it is ;)

@HollyRobertsMusic

8 ай бұрын

Finally, someone as dry as I am!

@adh0c468

7 ай бұрын

Nice analogy. Did you come up with it yourself or hear it somewhere? I'm impressed if it was you.

I'm just learning about Lucy this year from Taskmaster. (Loving all the cast this season btw). It's cool to know her and Jon are married.

@mindyharket6020

3 ай бұрын

They have just announced they are getting divorced. :(

@cannibalbananas

3 ай бұрын

@@mindyharket6020 oh 😥

@mindyharket6020

3 ай бұрын

@@cannibalbananas I know...was saddened to read this too.

“Sexually, I find him repellent” I’ve heard that phrase more often than I’d like to admit.

@_PJW_

Жыл бұрын

Next time ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"🤣

There is nothing not to like about these two...I find Jon sooo attractive, and Lucy is such a sweetheart. I sure hope their relatinship is as solid as it appears.

@BarbarianAncestry

2 жыл бұрын

I love Jon, I've watched everything he's in but attractive?

@ychaps

2 жыл бұрын

@@BarbarianAncestry 😙

@catherineroberts845

Жыл бұрын

@@BarbarianAncestry I find a man that cleans very attractive.

@edie8931

Жыл бұрын

i read that as “there’s nothing to like about these two” and was about to get defensive😭😭

@maureenackerley8024

Жыл бұрын

@@edie8931 me too! 🤣🤣🤣

Jon is absolutely right. The moment you thoroughly accept being single is when you meet someone. Happened to me couple times

@juskahusk2247

8 ай бұрын

Stop bragging.

@zouchmusic

8 ай бұрын

Things happen when you least expect them to. As soon as you feel comfortable with yourself for being single, you're just perceived as being comfortable and that's positive.

As an 18 year old at Lincoln uni… ouch 😂

@ym10up

2 жыл бұрын

Do you feel like you've been heard 😂

Not in my wildest dreams would I imagine Jon being responsible for an olive under the couch 😂

The last one is hilarious. With scrabble, parents, and repellent

I have lived in both Lincolnshire and Newport Pagnell, and can confirm.

Absolutely love these two !

Jon your wife’s voice is angelic! You are a lucky man. I love your dishwasher bit, hell I love all your sets. You two keep it up and have a kick ass day!

You guys have this same great energy.

The way Lucy says "you just don't know" about the superdogcharlie when Jon implies (jokingly) that it's a dog, is hilarious... like she honestly thinks a dog would be posting something but also she wants to remain PC about it.

@nzd3742

7 ай бұрын

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog! [Google it]

Aww...bless 'em. Cracking couple. And just realised (its early) that Lucy is a Yorkshire Lass.

They are such a gorgeous couple! 🥰

1:42 😂Bahaha Roisin set you up ? Can you set me up with Roisín 😂😂 she is delightfully bonkers. Her and Sarah Millican are my top 5 comedians ever.

If I don't find a love-hate relationship like these two, then I'm staying single.

Should have listened, perhaps, to themselves since they are divorcing now..sad, but good wishes

cheers for uploading this :)

“I want to do one near you now don’t I”. I’m I almost spat out my soup.

Johns comment about how do you get out the relationship is equally hard 😅

* *sits here awkwardly in Northampton* *

A long distance relationship saved mine!

Omg you two are adorable.

Only a couple in a really strong relationship could do this.

@KnitzyKitzy

3 ай бұрын

Sadly this aged badly. Hope they both are ok.

Little did he know

“People who can’t apologise have low self esteem” - I know more than a handful of people who prove you wrong on that one 😅

After the third kid, or minimum age 40, breaking wind is just part of biology that you have to forgive each other for, accept and move on.

@ZarkowsWorld

2 жыл бұрын

In my house, me breaking window-shattering wind is a proud statement of ability.

@junbh2

Жыл бұрын

A large percentage of people can't control it at any age. If you can actually hold your farts in for a minute or two, let alone for _hours_, don't assume other people can do that. I didn't even know until I was an adult that some people could hold them in.

Hahaha Thank you 🤣❤️🙏

Jon and Lucy ARE in a long distant relationship! They are worlds apart in every possible way! Lol.

And today they announced they are separating !

funnily enough, i know someone who went to uni in london and his girlfriend stayed in newcastle, they did cheat on each other a lot and have now split up

4:53 hahah!

I'll screw the lid back on the Gin bottle.. apologies X

What's the best way to deal with long-distance relationships? Keep 'em short.

Respect Lincoln

I didn't know Roisin Conaty set them up, that's adorable

I had a long-distance rship. I lived in Redhill, and my ex lived in Zürich 600 miles away, and i would go over to see him every other weekend. Ended up stressing me so much i became really resentful, anyway, ended badly, wouldn't recommend it.

@UAndDave

Жыл бұрын

Every other weekend?! Well, you can't say that you didn't at least make the effort.

@georgiewatson8688

Жыл бұрын

@Dave Channel exactly love and i had to adjust each work week to accomodate me leaving early on the Friday and coming in late on the Monday and after a yeear i was exhausted and when i spoke to him about it he said "well when i come to see you i view it as a holiday"! Yeah, that's cos he only came to me 4 times in the year, not 20 selfish bugger!

Lots of planets have a North! 😛

Hey why you putting newport pagnell in there 🤣

Why is that wood a different shade?! Totally distracted by the bead board being a different color!

@AnnaHogendoorn

2 жыл бұрын

Such a thing for a fan of Jon to say!

@ThereIsTooMuchButter

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@UAndDave

2 жыл бұрын

Jon would be so proud of this comment.

@premadonna

2 жыл бұрын

They’re sitting in a corner I think - it’s just the light

2:10 : "Enjoy being single. And the minute you come to terms with being single and enjoying your life ........" someone comes along and ruins it all! 🤔

Haha, it is pretty much a rule that if her parents like you, she doesn't (or will start disliking you soon)

love these two

@OldNew45

2 жыл бұрын

Soooooo, 332?

@bluejadeblue

2 жыл бұрын

@@OldNew45 lol i knew that was coming, nice one B)

@OldNew45

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluejadeblue the devil made me do it. By the by why is there a B) without an A)? Sorry. Should've quit while I was ahead.

@bluejadeblue

2 жыл бұрын

@@OldNew45 i was typing on my laptop, i meant 😎 lol

@OldNew45

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluejadeblue I know. Well, I figured it was a sunglasses smiley face. I like little bits of whit and pun, and try to stuff them in places as much as I can. Speaking of....... "lol" !!!!! I've adopted that little Jon Richarson-ism. I loved it the first time I heard him say LOL. Usually I just get stupid looks, but I get the odd "Did you just use 'L. O. L. as a word!?" With roaring laughter. It makes it all worth it.

Me mum told me "just remember, she was your girlfriend first (before kids, jobs etc)".

i genuinely can't tell if Jon, Lucy, OR the asker legitimately just mean otter or bear like just the animals or not i mean he does look more like an otter yeah

I sincerely hope Lucy is nice in real life, when they're on their own

RIP pool table dream

I never realized it before but he definitely looks like an otter 😅

Lucy. Pert.

I love that the fart conversation is all about how SHE farts all the time! Lol Usually it's all about the guy farting. Most women pretend that they don't fart!

@UAndDave

Жыл бұрын

That's because we don't. Ever. 👀

@marywood8794

Жыл бұрын

@@UAndDave LOL! That's our story and we're sticking to it!

@junbh2

9 ай бұрын

I've never heard anyone pretend they don't fart

I came here from taskmaster, attempting to get a better grasp of who Lucy is and I don't think I've gotten anywhere. It seems like Lucy is either genuinely missing some marbles or is playing a bit. I can't understand why Jon would marry someone missing some marbles so it all must be a bit, right? I prefer comedians who come from a place of genuine honesty so I'm struggling to find her funny. I know this video is a year old, but if you happen to have more insight on how much is a bit, I would love your thoughts!

@Delinae

7 ай бұрын

Are you saying you don't find her funny assuming she's doing a bit, so if she is missing some marbles that would be genuine and you would find her funny as a result?

@evercuriousmichelle

7 ай бұрын

@@Delinae Sorry that was unclear! I don't like laughing at people who are actually ditsy or miss things others would pick up on. So I feel uncomfortable laughing at the character she is playing because it feels like I'm mocking people who genuinely just lack a bit of intelligence. I know others find that comedy funny so perhaps Jon is into that kind of bit? Assuming she has all her marbles, I wish she would show us her real self, I find genuine people more funny.

@Delinae

6 ай бұрын

@@evercuriousmichelle I think I see, you mean you wonder if she could do a 3rd thing that's neither a bit or missing marbles? To me Lucy can be sharp and clear about concepts or things she can think through, but not if she has to pay attention to doing 4 new things at once. She can tell Alex that checking out in 3 minutes means he doesn't have time for milk due to her experience as a mom, but under pressure she will only remember to not look at the balloon she's supposed to burst and forget she needs to be as far away from it as possible. It seems to me that there's 10 new things going through her brain at once, so sometimes she can harness that to make unexpected connections, but sometimes the 10 things completely distracts her. I honestly find her kind of relatable lol. Some people in the taskmaster comments say Lucy has ADD. I don't know if this is true, but if it is, it's probably no different than Jon making self-deprecating jokes about his OCD.

@evercuriousmichelle

6 ай бұрын

@@Delinae That makes sense! Thank you for enlightening me! ☺

Love them and love this, BUT I would never take relationship advice from them - Long distance relationships aren't a relationship! 😂 I married a Soldier! 🤣

@Xune2000

9 ай бұрын

Soldier's wives are notorious for sleeping around when their husbands are on deployment. Not to mention "Dear John" letters.

@spinthepickle1244

7 ай бұрын

4 years long distance, now married 20 years. Long distance works if you both want it to.

HOLY SHIT LUCY!?!?! That went south REALLY fast!

I beg to differ Lucy - I think John looks less an otter and more a nutter.

:(

I cracked out a beauty in the workplace one day. Cleared everyone out for a couple of minutes. Loud and proud.

@UAndDave

2 жыл бұрын

Simply have to respect the lack of shame

I'm surprised their marriage survived this long Divorce is a lovely solution

Turns out these aren't the folks to take relationship advice from!

You should have stayed single you used to be happier.

Hasn't aged well......they divorced.

is there anything conceivably worse than this show? apart from the scamming AD RIDDLED CHANNEL on which it airs?

Jon could NEVER be sexually repellant! Haha, l would bit**slap any woman who said it!

This may have been published recently, but it is a few years back. My God! What has happened to our beloved Jon? Was it lockdown? He is now cleanshaven, about 20 lbs up, and cardigan-wearing! Looks like a completely different human being... I like Lucy, but tell me she did not make him get rid of the facial hair - so many women HAAATE it...

Women hate us for being single and at peace with ourselves..our clock is ticking but not as rapidly...we are an easy target....

Lovely ,lovely cosy chit chat in these dark times. Super boring, though. I'll watch Russel Brand after this. And the Jimmy Dore Show.

They won’t be together long after this…. Wait a minute.