That dude really doesn't know how to cut fruit...

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@lesseranteater

3 жыл бұрын

No its because cutting a mango is kinda hard

@TqxicFqcility

3 жыл бұрын

wait what the

@TqxicFqcility

3 жыл бұрын

What

@TqxicFqcility

3 жыл бұрын

yea

ASMR Maika - food surgery asmr

fuit ninja

@RIProducer

3 жыл бұрын

OK BUT SERIOUSLY THESE LYRICS AND THE CHORD PROGRESSIONS HIT HARRRD

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

producer rip!! would you like to play fuit ninja with me

@RIProducer

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenpb FUIT NINJA YES..................

@Sillycensored

3 жыл бұрын

Golden cove right here

@skitzy4676

3 жыл бұрын

*Gasp* It's RIP! Hello, Really Introverted Producer XD

They did surgery on an apple

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

they did.

@prismus6520

3 жыл бұрын

they did grape surgery on an apple

@secretjanus

2 жыл бұрын

they did.

@rinatepaste9218

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: you're the apple

This is like... Fruit Ninja and Novocaine had a child... *And I really like it*

I know this is about surgery on fruit but this feels like someone forcing themselves (or even someone else) to be something they're not, and losing emotions and their selves, trying to put together something from what they know but only descending into self hate and sense of being unworthy in their quest to become perfect. Or maybe she's just really obsessed with fruit surgery idk

-Hyperdontia and Novacaine flashbacks-

@jocelynmiguel3055

3 жыл бұрын

I-

@bloqueiocriativo3820

3 жыл бұрын

Thats almost like Novocaine/Hyperdontia + Appetite of a people pleaser

@batteryacid3628

3 жыл бұрын

@@bloqueiocriativo3820 yes thank u

@moonflower6688

3 жыл бұрын

and CORROSION too imo along with those three GHOST songs (CORROSION is a RIP song in case anyone gets confused)

@big_spook_

3 жыл бұрын

YES OML

wow i really love fruit ninja by queenpb

maika bro leave some food for the rest of us god someone stop her shes performing surgery on all the grapes smh

Maika Becomes a Fruit Surgeon [Results are SHOCKING!!] (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

@vanillaur

3 жыл бұрын

n O T C LI C K B A I T

@borderline_sunshine

3 жыл бұрын

(GONE WRONG!!!) (THE POLICE CAME AND SOMEBODY DIED!!!)

@ccoree

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget the 3 AM!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

@theorangedinosaur4098

3 жыл бұрын

Maika becomes a fruit surgeon INSTANTLY REGRESTS IT |Dhar Mann

Every vocaloid youtuber needs a medical song

@sirlundythetoonbint2247

Жыл бұрын

That's basically the number 1 rule of vocaloid In general

@secretjanus

Жыл бұрын

I agree with this comment

@UnsettledSoldier

2 ай бұрын

My favorite genre

Come on maika can't you cut AROUND the apple core like a normal person

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, MAIKA. :/

MAIKA WAIT THATS NOT HOW YOU CUT A FRUIT;;_++;&

Maika rly likes the everything is cake memes huh

@brendan1888

3 жыл бұрын

Kokone cover?

@Ashe-LeeHQ

3 жыл бұрын

@@brendan1888 I had someone else in mind UwU

@brendan1888

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ashe-LeeHQ Nice!!!

@iseeyou506

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm... Are you talking bout cakey? From Aoapp?

haven't even listened, already a bop. Edit: Can confirm, definitely a bop

enough about the fruit jokes, can we jusT TAKE A MOMENT TO P R A I S E THE ART (even if i sold my soul my art could n e v e r be this smooth)

@eldritchcatgirl

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, can I have your soul then?

Is Is she singing to the fruit

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@wingdingfontbro

3 жыл бұрын

I think the fruit is a metaphor for a person.

@darknesstheemowolf

3 жыл бұрын

yes she went insane

project distortion ft. fruits

I am now 18% apple. Thank you.

Is this going to be a song about a surgery on a grape? Either way I’m sure it’s gonna rock!!!

@TheRemixer124

3 жыл бұрын

theres grapes somewhere in there

@That.s_Me

2 жыл бұрын

0:42 here you go!

@springfaux6991

Жыл бұрын

Yes and no

I’m real picky about my English vocaloid but you are very quickly becoming my favorite like. MAIKA already has stolen my heart but the like??? Lyricism??? The rhythmic way that she sings??? Especially in the prechorus with all the different words overlapping??? Elevated by simple yet sinister backing synths??? How can I not stan???? Also it’s in 3 which is extra sexy of you. Truly worthy of the name Queen.

ok but the song, tuning, video, & general concept DO be slapping?????? stan pb

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

AA THANK YOU LAURENNN ;_;

Surprised it isn't Hime, but you using Maika still reforms my opinion of you, friend.

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

i love vocaloid home

@brendan1888

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenpb Autocorrect needs to die more times than Len.

Within the strides to perfection they tore themselves apart. The most minor imperfections were seen as rotten, the rotten imperfections that make us who we are left them imperfect. Mixing and matching fragments of those whom were made perfect to remake the perfection. The remade perfection birthed new impurities and imperfections. More and more was cut away from who they once were in the strides for perfection. In the end they completely rotted away, drowning within their rotten imperfections they reduced themselves to nothing.

@thegoldencatwithapen6120

2 жыл бұрын

Uh- Are... are you ok?

@wingdingfontbro

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegoldencatwithapen6120 ha ha ha! No

@thegoldencatwithapen6120

2 жыл бұрын

​@@wingdingfontbro Oh... Well, I guess we're alike in some ways then!

@ivydream9290

Жыл бұрын

This explains how It feels trying to draw people..

an apple a day keeps the maika away- oh wait

@loreamala1707

3 жыл бұрын

356 or 355 apples desapear by year....

10/10 customer service for food ngl

I forgot what this was called and just had to look up "fruit surgery vocaloid"

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

I MEAN! it works!!!

they did surgery on a grape maybe you can't perfect yourself but you perfected this song. it's creative and the lyrics are so good. it's good.

Lowkey I feel like this might be a prequel to Senseless

@diffjuns323

3 жыл бұрын

Same tho??? They fit really well

We welcome Maika, the new doctor of VOCALOID. Dr flower better treat her good man

Why you have to be Underrated T^T Hypnotic the best song ✌

@kitsundere7696

3 жыл бұрын

Arigatou gozaimasu for the heart~ \^○^/❤

@st2awberry

19 күн бұрын

remember this comment

@kitsundere7696

19 күн бұрын

@@st2awberry no. Kill me bro

@kitsundere7696

19 күн бұрын

@@st2awberry i didn't say that

This makes me want to see Maika and Chika used together for a song about surgery because both this song and the song Jack's Admonition using Chika are about doing surgery on fruit.

I’m sad, but this bop exists So now I can be sad and listen to this bop

bRo maika sounds sooo good thank u for the high quality fruit asmr!!!

Maika sitting in her fruit surgery basement all by herself and slowly going insane

Another bop from my fav underrated KZreadr

I'm sorry maika but that isn't how you make a fruit basket

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

she's trying her best and it's the thought that counts.

ah yes, the medical horror song that every vocaloid producer eventually makes. worship it in all its glory.

Dang, how many goats did you have to sacrifice to Satan to get this good at song writing?

This is what happens with the fruit in fruit ninja

I'm upset how come there aren't many covers of this wonderful song it deserves so much more love and attention

you can create a fantastic movie script with a Oscar-worthy plot twist, thanks for this QueenPb!!!!

maika did surgery on a grape

@jinxtenney8816

3 жыл бұрын

i’m very original guys

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

maika did surgery on a grape

They preformed surgery on a grape

maika has really evolved from project distortion

this PV is AMAZING

This song is a worm in my ear and I can't stop comming back to listen to this masterpeace again! ✨🎶

*~Lyrics~* Rotting away you rapidly decay Your delicate purity taken away Carefully cut open correct what's been broken Extract what's inside replace what resides Combine the components, sculpt into perfection bring you back to life, your true self will rise Oh what a shame, again you are tainted Repeating the same steps to erase the Instability, fragility, deficiencies, these tendencies Stupidity, deformities, everything that bothers me Take the horrid bits from out of me Replace with what i wanna be I'll fix what you refuse to be, what you refuse to see You will be set you free I'll wipe out your disease, the thoughts that they don't need That stem from corrupted seeds Cause' no one can stand the sights, So I'll take a slice and take the pain away And they'll say what a wonderful, wonderful taste It's so insane how you feel okay can't you see? must I explain? Filled with foul emotions, thoughts that go unspoken You're so out of place, fix this vile disgrace You know somethings wrong, you know you don't belong I will solve this mess, rid you of distress Failed once again i feel nothing can fix this, I've made a mistake, i'll try again Instability, fragility, deficiencies, these tendencies Stupidity, deformities, all these things they bothers me Take the horrid bits from out of me Replace with what i wanna be I'll fix what you refuse to be, what you refuse to see You will be set you free I'll wipe out your disease, the thoughts that they don't need that stem from corrupted seeds Cause' no one can stand the sights, So i'll take a slice and take the pain away And they'll say what a wonderful, wonderful taste (2x) Nothing will change, getting worse by the minute Expired, decayed, i've been pushed past my limits Instability, fragility, deficiencies, these tendencies Stupidity, deformities, all these things they bothers me Took the horrid bits from out of me Replaced with what i wanna be I'm left face to face with an abomination Nothing can sate my desires for perfection I'll reform again and again til there's nothings left I've fixed what I've refused to see, what I've refused to be I've been set free I've wiped out my disease, the thoughts that I don't need No more corrupted seeds But no one can stand the sights So I'll continue to alter my being Yet they still say what a horrible horrible taste

@UndecisiveAngel

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

@kotozaki-p

2 жыл бұрын

@@UndecisiveAngel you're welcome ^^ sometimes I put these lyrics here for anyone who wants to sing these songs and needs the lyrics lol

@UndecisiveAngel

2 жыл бұрын

@@kotozaki-p i do that 😇 its really appreciated!

The vocals are so clear, it's gr8 once again 👌👌👌😌

maika get the banana

oH nO MAIKA BECAME A CHAIR AT 3:55

Bro every song you release is so good

It's creepy and cool at the same time I love it

they did surgery on a grape

@infestedviscera1447

3 жыл бұрын

they did surgery on a grape

@aki.le.turbornithorynque

3 жыл бұрын

They did surgery on a grape.

@Snowstriken

3 жыл бұрын

They did surgery on a grape

This is sooo good! Your Music improved so much!

I particularly love how the loid says "horrid" tbh

Wow this was so good idk why specifically but it just was amazing

pb bullies friend asmr ❤️

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

friend become fruit salad

I haven' t listened to a lot of MAIKA' s song before and wow, what a surprise! It sounds so good, gg

IT’S GONNA BE A MAIKA SONG??? POG

HELL YEAH MAIKA!!💕💕 omg that sounds so good,,, I love it💪💪💕

what the heck man you gotta warn me ahead of time that you're gonna be releasing a song i haven't even been up for like 10 minutes i mean it's a good song but still

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

no

maika go cut cut snip sinp bada bing bada boom surgery on da fwoot gumi

Going back in time to let you all know that this song was absolutely amazing, no doubt.

THIS SLAPS.

this song actually sounds very good yet even though i've probably listened to worse, this song is what scares me so much-

It's mysterious and lonely, lyrical song.

🥰 love it

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you :)!

They did surgery on a gra For real tho maika sounds glorious here 👀

damn those fruit cuts into thirds were CLEAN

Dang this is a bop

yooo this is really neat!!

@MOTHHMAN

3 жыл бұрын

pff thanks for the heart! keep up the great work 👍💖

damn im discovering amazing producers monthly huh

Fruit ninja edition

I love the instrumental in this one! It sounds very Maretu

Super Exciting !!!!

I like clean waltzes, and this is one of them

gorgeous

this is so cool

Awesome new creation Pb! Will message you soon x 😊

I love your work!! :3

*vibes to the song *

BEST SONG FROM U FROM THE FIRST LISTEN IT STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR A LONG TIME I'M OBSESSED WITH UR ART TOO AMAZINGGG!!♡

okay but UNDERRATED MUCH

Ow O good work, that is all

QUUUEEEN I LOVE YOU WHAT THE HECKAHJDJSMD 😢😢💞

I like the amount of effort put into this, and the music good job

...what fruit hurt you this much?

@queenpb

3 жыл бұрын

pineapple

@moonflower6688

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenpb same those darn pineapples with their enzymes of eating back when we eat them-

YOU ARE SO TALENTED WHATTT WOAHHH

did she just step away and let the chair do surgery on fruit? what a good parent

Hippity hoppity, this should be a boppity

Ngl, the fruit cutting sounds, sensory heaven. Listening with headphones, this is the best song I've heard so far.

this song is so coolllll

this video is cool as heck

You are my favorite vocaloid producer ❤

❤️❤️❤️

Maika, no se juega con la comida.

The snapping sounds are cwisp.

Maika gets inspired and spends money on making an mv about fruit surgery and then makes a metaphor on how the standarts of perfection is basically impossible to achive

Oh boy, I sure do crave fruit salad now