These farmers have energy weapons and anti-tank rocket launchers and spaceships, but they haven’t got a single combine harvester to harvest all that grain?

@laurabeane8862

23 күн бұрын

What about Hydroponics below the surface? Grain? What Grain? I don't see any Grain...

@jonathanyoung8109

23 күн бұрын

Priorities

@Agooo13431

23 күн бұрын

Yes, Disney was in charge of their budget

@sivasankar2784

23 күн бұрын

John Deere only sold harvesters to the evil guys

@highendservicesbarrieont8347

23 күн бұрын

Eco friendly laws...new green deal reasons😂😂😂😂

Reminder that Netflix cancelled Mindhunter because of budget issues and green lit these flaming piles of turd for 160 million.

@dariobassi318

23 күн бұрын

that's what I was thinking exactly right now.

@dadocta5168

23 күн бұрын

Wise choice 👍

@hittintrees

23 күн бұрын

This is still the cancellation i am most pissed about. Learned about it by chance and it left me speechless at the time. So disappointing.

@idiotsplayinggames4752

23 күн бұрын

Never forget Santa Clarita Diet.

@ufox77

23 күн бұрын

I’d guess given the plot of the last (brilliant) series of Mindhunter, it might have been about more than just budgetary issues.

I kept telling my wife, "I don't care about any of these people."

@KaraokeNig

14 күн бұрын

It is so pretty looking and so empty.

2:29 - Showing footage of "Return of the Jedi" while narrating the plot of Rebel Moon was a stroke of genius... the "inspiration" and/or lack of actual creativity could not be more obvious...

@assortedstuff472

16 күн бұрын

I thought it looked too good to be rebel moon.

I lost it when the villain brought his own violin players to provide dramatic backing music for his betrayal.

@Laezel_Karlach_Jaheira_Lover

23 күн бұрын

Wait, you're joking, right? RIGHT?!

@Promance2300

23 күн бұрын

@@Laezel_Karlach_Jaheira_Lover Not at all.

@Dirtyz1234

23 күн бұрын

Please say "sike"

@DaTangoHD

23 күн бұрын

Those violin players also changed their music in accordance with what was happening during the scene, despite having bags over their heads. They even did a whole crescendo (idk music terms) when whats her face decided not to kill bad guy and run away. Pure. Cinematic. Genius.

@JoshuaKevinPerry

23 күн бұрын

Are we sure he isn't the greatest parody film maker ?

"I don’t like grain. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

@wlanejr106b

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 🤣 😂 🤣

@pedolover69

23 күн бұрын

bruhhhh 💀

@judgeprime3730

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@TsandLman

23 күн бұрын

I mean, at least sand won't give you diabetes.

@se5384

23 күн бұрын

well-played

I tried to watch the movie yesterday. I kept pressing the 10-second forward button, like 100 times. Then, I went to KZread and in the search bar typed 'Rebel Moon 2 boring.' I found your video and now I'm waiting for Rebel Moon 3 so I can watch your video again.

@Johnsmith409

9 күн бұрын

It was a good movie

The mention of Zack Snyder's name is enough for me to lose control of my bowels.

"Somehow, Evil Lloyd returned." I guess Zack Snyder really DID make a Star Wars fan fiction.

@PnMGunReview

23 күн бұрын

No. The good guys use RED lightsabers in this universe. So it's not anything like Star Wars.

@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623

23 күн бұрын

You have to be a fan to write fan fiction. And overall the level of SW fan fiction is much better then what both Lucasfilm and Zack Snyder offer.

@EricGraham94

23 күн бұрын

hahaha Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber

@louisduarte8763

23 күн бұрын

@@EricGraham94 Followed by "Simple Jack", going full r****d. Wow, Tropic Thunder's still a great movie!

@battlesheep2552

23 күн бұрын

​@@PnMGunReviewbut the good guys do use red lightsabers in Star Wars. The Empire did nothing wrong.

As a farmer i couldn't get past the notion that in the first movie they are basically diverting the equivalent of a carrier group, to threaten a village that by the looks of it produces at most 10 tons of grain to sustain themselves. That is like the US navy sending a carrier group to the other side of the world to extort $2000 worth of grain...

@jamesdewane1642

23 күн бұрын

I think you need to get into this metaphorically... That's all I got.

@TurboLoveTrain

23 күн бұрын

...you just described Afghanistan except it was opium and marijuana not wheat... Using the US military as a comparison makes this MUCH more believable... How much has DoD spent shooting down flying lawnmowers to keep a shipping lane open that the US doesn't even use... Have you seen who they appointed to thee US Public Health Service?.. Yeah.. looking at DoD makes this all more believable for me.

@danieldorn9989

23 күн бұрын

@@TurboLoveTrain Why did the US military leave 83 billion dollars worth of military equipment in Afghanistan? It is obvious that a never ending war like Afghanistan was mostly used to keep the military industrial complex going. And after they left Afghanistan, the Ukraine conflict started, with no end in sight. How much money and military equipment has been sent there?

@noaccount4

23 күн бұрын

@@danieldorn9989 department of defence was just really committed to the bit

@nachonachoman

23 күн бұрын

I liked how they had tech to levitate the cart collecting the grain but everyone was harvesting with hand tools. And why did they levitate it so high? Just off the ground would have been good but they jacked it up 4 ft and needed an extra person up top to grab the grain. So stupid

-What's your story? -My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was killed by the emperor! -Oh the pain, the pain! (Remember....it's a 6 movie Trilogy!

Drinker, when you said "GO AWAY NOW," I felt that. I have never heard you so pissed. This movie must be a crime against art.

Zack Snyder just looks like the kind of person who surrounds himself with people that never tell him "no".

@MichaelSillion

22 күн бұрын

Can someone plz make a "Downfall parody" where no-one dares to say to Zack Snyder (The Führer) how bad this movie is?

@vdiitd

22 күн бұрын

Because he is too overrated. He needs to learn storytelling basics or stop making movies.

@Blodhelm

22 күн бұрын

@@marcelo3939 Was still a better storyteller that Zack, JJ or RJ.

@stevewhite6241

22 күн бұрын

I am pretty sure he doesn't like listening to no.

@IIISWILIII

22 күн бұрын

That plus a terminal case of low T.

It really says a LOT when even Kathleen Kennedy thought this script was garbage & turned it down. What was Netflix thinking?

@arafat2924

23 күн бұрын

they were thinking ZS would get his Twitter army of braindead Snyderoids to subscribe, probably

@GuadalupePicasso

23 күн бұрын

To be fair, Netflix puts out a lot of trash.

@Wandering_Bear

23 күн бұрын

Netflix was thinking this would be an easy way to earn DEI credits so that Blackrock and Vanguard pays for it all..

@ThePhysicalReaction

23 күн бұрын

Just wait until one of Kathleen Kennedy's next star war fan fiction shows comes out, and there are plot/character elements lifted directly from this. :o

@monsterboomer8051

23 күн бұрын

Netflix generates generic garbage so they can say their streaming library has 10x more content than HBO Max and other competitors. Simple as.

Honestly, I saw that part where they all started telling their back stories and immediately thought "drinker is going to tear this exposition to shreds"

@mkultra2456

19 күн бұрын

Are you sure you're being honest? Be honest now.

@cooperholand

18 күн бұрын

@@mkultra2456 honestly

@cooperholand

18 күн бұрын

@@mkultra2456 literally in fact

@mkultra2456

18 күн бұрын

@@cooperholand Are you actually literally genuinely honestly being honest?

Hack Snyder is to film making what canned spray cheese is to nutrition.

@minbari73

17 күн бұрын

CSC? I can feel my stomach gurgling just at the words.

it would be cheaper to buy the grain at premium prices than pay for an invasion

@RafitoOoO

23 күн бұрын

Well, logic and reason clearly aren't Snyder's strengths lmao.

@Film_Sushi

23 күн бұрын

It´s obvious that evil empire is printing money so it doesn´t care about the costs... lol...

@williamflowers9435

23 күн бұрын

Not to mention, how long will the grain last? Who’s going to grow more after you kill the villagers?

@gabrielsyme4550

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, the plot is pure nonsense

@zerogrey3798

23 күн бұрын

@@RafitoOoO You know he didn't write the story, right. He's just a director and producer.

My favorite part was when they're all sitting around debating tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Hounsou is like, "LET'S ALL GO AROUND THE TABLE AND REVEAL OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST." And then we get a bunch of slow-motion vignettes that somehow made me care about each character even less.

@matane2465

23 күн бұрын

Zack really liked that one scene in the first Suicide Squad movie so he copied it.

@kukuricapica

23 күн бұрын

I still dont understand why that neo-noir prince turned into barbar Conan and wtf were those murder mittens from that Samurai lady? She litteraly didn't know how to fight until she chopped her own hand off and put on the gloves. Zack was on 40mg of Xans and 60mg of adderal when he wrote this shit

@DPR1138

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, that’s exactly where I turned it off.

@LeMuzi

23 күн бұрын

This made me laugh . Djimon must be looking at all the good films he did in the past and be like shit.. I did gladiator and now I'm doing this

@joshdennis1

23 күн бұрын

Skipped the whole thing!

After watching Part one, my wife and I decided to watch part 2 ironically. So much fun! We became Mystery Science Theater 3000!

@chenbro1000

12 күн бұрын

Thats the way to watch this movie...like a funny parody :D "In a few moments they cut the grain in slowmotion...there it is!" 😄

Zack please, stop using your dnd sessions as movie ideas.

Zack Synder and Taika Watiti, two people who should never be left unsupervised…

@MrFallenone

23 күн бұрын

Dont forget Patty Jenkins

@brandonbutler334

23 күн бұрын

Nah, Taika needs less supervision and less budget and he can cook.

@maxmazzotti6651

23 күн бұрын

Tell that to them, they’re complete clowns unsupervised

@YnseSchaap

23 күн бұрын

What about Shamalamadingdong ?

@neillgowans4350

23 күн бұрын

@SarahJNelson-ej7it Amen, Sarah. Amen to that.

he has plans to do 5-6 more sequels.. it’s not gonna stop 😭😭

@DOOMStudios

23 күн бұрын

If they want to do more than they gotta make sure Zack does not touch a pen to write them lmao.

@margaretwood152

23 күн бұрын

*_"......FFFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*

@MarcelEnglmaier_1

23 күн бұрын

I hope nobody funds it. Thats the only way this goes away

@toddstreet1734

23 күн бұрын

What in the name of, "Rocky," sequels is even happening here?

@neoasura

23 күн бұрын

@@MarcelEnglmaier_1 They're siphoning off of all the Disney+ subscriptions to pay for them, all the more reason to cancel if you were dumb enough to subscribe.

"Mom can we have warhammer 40k?" "No, we have warhammer 40k at home."

@_d--

18 күн бұрын

Soon Warhammer will become like this one mark my words...

@doctorsatansrobot

18 күн бұрын

@@_d-- I think at that point they will have taken literally every sci fi universe from my youth and turned it to shit.

Why no one is talking about the hovering wagon pulled by a horse . Oh and the slow motion harvesting!

@sondoobie1987

10 күн бұрын

Mate, it actually broke my brain. I couldn't watch the rest of the movie and take it in. I did watch it but it was complete drivel.

"My name is Scargiver! I'll cut you, but not kill you. Then I'll give you some neosporin to put on the cut so it heals and you get a scar. Fear me!"

@och70

23 күн бұрын

I stood up from my couch and applauded when that line of dialog was spoken. I was literally shaking.

@CrazyNikel

23 күн бұрын

*Perfection*

@PnMGunReview

23 күн бұрын

Neosporin reduces scaring. The Scargiver delivers hydrogen peroxide and alcohol to the affected areas, ensuring maximum scarification.

@Mark-cd2wf

23 күн бұрын

“If you dare!”

@shadowspark220

23 күн бұрын

"Absolute Cinema." - Martin Scorsese, probably

We don't deserve you, Zack Snyder! ...No, really, we don't deserve you. What did we ever do to you, Zack? Why are you doing this to us?

@PKaye-ru2ks

22 күн бұрын

"I want nothing more than a sequel to Rebel Moon." They still made it

@rodrigodicandia6932

20 күн бұрын

damn you zack snyder. YOU RUIN MY BATMAN V SUPERMAN

@derekskinner2694

20 күн бұрын

What did we do? We asked for his cut of The Justice League....

@henocksherlock3340

17 күн бұрын

Snyder's comprehension of anything has always been on surface level. A text book instance of who should've been a cinematographer to begin with instead of director

@fandomking8939

17 күн бұрын

​@@derekskinner2694Snyder fanboys did. And it was still horrible. Darkseid forgot where Earth was! Outside Snyder fanboys, almost everyone found it only slightly better than the original.

I like how you bring up tight efficient screenwriting. I think of Raiders of the Lost Ark and the first time we see Belloq after Indy escapes from the temple with the idol. In just a few lines of dialogue between him and Indy we learn so much about their history and rivalry.

I stopped when they started harvesting the wheat…… being gluten free I couldn’t continue unfortunately 😩🤷🏽‍♀️

“Somehow, Evil Lloyd has returned” - Star Wars, the Magnificent Grain of the Scargiver Seven

@CalvinNoire

18 күн бұрын

I thought Lloyd would be the green ninja.. What a plot twist!

@goliard84

10 күн бұрын

Somehow, the Scargiver has returned. Somehow the Princess has returned. Damn movie…

For 40 years it 'felt' like they made movies for me. I used to work in a video store and I loved watching new movies, Nearly all new releases I'd watch. Now it feels like an entire year goes by and if I'm lucky, there is 1 film I'd like to see. What the hell happened?

@patanouketgersiflet9486

23 күн бұрын

Studio bosses and top executives come from any industry, could be detergent, finance or real estate, they have no knowledge nor care for art. The only thing that matters is the bottom line and they get overpaid for that.

@earthwormandruw

23 күн бұрын

Same! I worked in a video store through the late 90's into early 2000's and absolutely loved movies. Now I barely even watch anything, it all garbage

@TheGoblin1975

23 күн бұрын

Same, but I also owned a porn shop and strange enough... its same issue w adult industry too. Everything is awful

@looinrims

23 күн бұрын

Woketivism happened

@NimmelTheGreat

23 күн бұрын

You developed standards.

Zack Snyder has always been an enigma to me. Quite like any normal chump who just sat down to a video editing software for the first time, he slides all the sliders to either 100% or 0%, and somehow he has a full dedicated fanbase that sees it as some insane vision, and not just a guy who went "oh this look cool".

@Dante02d12

20 күн бұрын

In my opinion, his two big perks are epicness and wonderful visuals. And those two things appeal to wide audiences. He knows how to sell. He _was_ working in advertisement after all. I don't think he is a bad director. I think he needs to find his soulmate scriptwriter.

I just can’t with the hair cuts

Don’t worry guys, it’ll be a thousand times better once the 6 hour directors cut is released where it’s the same movie, but everything needs to happen as slowly as possible to show the directors *True Vision*

@joachimwalle3760

21 күн бұрын

Probably just the same movie at 50% speed, though.

@hailyrizzo5428

21 күн бұрын

The first cut would have been shorter if Mr Genius Director stopped making everything in slo mo.

@mikerosoft1009

21 күн бұрын

We need matrix bullet time slo mo during the next harvest.

@Derrick-hi7vk

20 күн бұрын

Theres less Slo-mo in the entire MCU

That "Go away NOW" had an extra flair of anger behind it...😂

@waylongroves200

22 күн бұрын

Right? I thought it was extra salty myself.

@vamos7

22 күн бұрын

Agreed - last time I heard that level of gritted teeth fury was after the review for the Willow series [cue Nick Cage in 'Mandy' clip].

@xenomorphexidious9102

22 күн бұрын

That hasn't happen for long time of him being like this. He used to yell us to gtfo the video.

@hyperion303

22 күн бұрын

Most definitely. I've noticed this last line does vary from one film to another and I don't think it's coincidential.

@jaredohlstein7355

20 күн бұрын

I mean can you blame him? It was certainly earned.

One of the dumbest things was the guy using axes to fight during a gun fight. Disney's been doing this, too. Melee weapons in a gun fight. Nobody would do that in real life. The lightsabers with the force make sense but there's no force in this movie.

@SaladinVadik

20 күн бұрын

Just remember it was the "Native" long haired guy that was using the Axe. 😂 What does that tell you about Netflix or Snyder... 😅😂

@Dante02d12

20 күн бұрын

It didn't make sense in Star Wars either. Order 66 worked BECAUSE using melee when long-rang exists is dumb, lol.

@fish5645

19 күн бұрын

@@Dante02d12 Confidently wrong, it worked because the Jedi were outplayed and blinded. They put faith in clones and did not consider they would turn, Yoda only managed to survive his attack because he felt other Jedi dying all at once. When they were fought the Jedi were ganged up on, crossfire tactics to overwhelm them. It wasn't like a clone could go toe to toe with a Jedi and even then it is a Jedi. Nice try but if you are going to be a geek about it at least be a good one, being a know-it-all and not getting it right is insanely cringe.

@Dante02d12

18 күн бұрын

@@fish5645 It worked because you simply _can't_ block an army of long-range weapons with a sword. We literally see some of the Jedis try and fail pathetically. Star Wars is dumb, and always has been.

@jaywu4804

13 күн бұрын

@@Dante02d12 yeah it is just for the cool factor. also shows how the jedis are indoctrinated and uncreative, ''so uncivilised'' that's a gun that saved your life when your sword failed to, Obi wan.

You were right, I’d had forgotten that the first part Rebel Moon entirely until I started watching this video based on your last video about it. I somehow managed to almost fully erase the memories of it. And to be honest I probably will forget again.

Rebel Moon Part 3: The Grain Strikes Back

@michaelfields7088

23 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder: Thanks for the title!

@666LonesomeSailor

23 күн бұрын

Rebel Moon Part4: A Grain Full Of Ashes

@seanburke424

23 күн бұрын

Rebel Moon Part 3: Going Against the Grain

@Rasengan9000ttt

23 күн бұрын

@@666LonesomeSailorRebel Moon Part 5: Grain Wars

@user-xz3pb3dt2u

23 күн бұрын

Rebel Moon Part 5: Shadows of the grain🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You know what what Rebel Moon didn't have enough of? Slow-mo and exposition! Problem solved with Rebel Moon: Scar Giver. Thanks, Zach Snyder!

@taags

23 күн бұрын

How would they ever win the battle without slow-mo.

@havocgr1976

23 күн бұрын

And lens flares, lots and lots of lens flares.In sloooooow mo ;p

@tabben82

23 күн бұрын

And depth of field blur.. Holy the thing that wasn't in focus turned into a blurry mess

@chrispalmer9838

23 күн бұрын

​@@havocgr1976And shell cases hitting the ground in slow motion...

@Shineinpoverty

23 күн бұрын

And grain, more grain is always welcome, for poor children.

I just re-watched "Hondo (1953)". An awful lot of great acting, character development, story telling, cinematography, action, and romance packed into only an hour and 23 minutes. A movie about real people doing what real people do and no special effects. I miss the old "Studio System"; they were movie factories that knew how to make movies. Now it's about making money or having 'write-offs' for wealthy envestors.

@Vigriff

9 күн бұрын

If they were interested in making money then they wouldn't be belching out mediocre movies.

Thank you. Culmination of the career Zack has paved for himself.

@Monzmeg1

19 күн бұрын

Such a shame as his early movies were some of my favourites... 300, sucker punch etc✌️

Its impressive how little resistance it took for the villains to go from "We need the food from this planet for our armies to eat." to "F*ck it. Destroy this planet."

@MegaSpideyman

23 күн бұрын

Well, at least one of them did question that, though that didn't last long.

@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN

22 күн бұрын

I thought they were on a moon

@aukarlfon5229

22 күн бұрын

I think the army just got pissed off with the villagers killing them..

@GeorgeMonet

22 күн бұрын

Why would a space force need the tiny amount of grain being produced? Someone really screwed up if a ton or two of grain either way is going to cause the navy to starve.

@AsdrubalBarka

22 күн бұрын

It was because what the bad guy cared was to kill or capture the female protag to take her to the regent and win a ton glory and stuff, so that's why he stopped caring about the grain, as the food was needed to hunt the rebels, but the protagonist was a better price

Why don't they just buy the grain? Surely that's cheaper and more economical than sending a battle-carrier, thousands of soldiers and losing lots of tons worth of war equipment?

@nathanmarden3754

22 күн бұрын

They hadn't reached the bronze age yet when it came to trade

@groin_stomper

22 күн бұрын

@@nathanmarden3754 but your reply is gold 😂

@dog3y3

22 күн бұрын

For one village that probably could have been skipped and their Empire stores wouldn't have felt the vacancy.

@thefirstk6331

22 күн бұрын

Thats a long story but i try to explain it, evil loid actually tried to buy the grain but the 2nd leader sold the grain to Rebells already so they didnt had enought anymore, so it escaladed because they didnt wanted to sell so evil loid killed the leader of the Village, then the 2nd leader and love interest of strong female lead agreed to sell it. After that evil loid let some men behind to whatever help or look after them, they then tried to r*pe a girl from the village and good friend of strong female lead so she killed all of evil loids men and so the deal was gone and strong female lead started planning to fight them.

@pwrstock

22 күн бұрын

Great call! Hilarious

I almost made myself watch these, Thank you for saving my evening.🎉

Thanks for avoidance heads up. I’m all for cramming stuff in like Inglorious B, for full on sensory activity. But I’m equally happy with a well set out & acted story like Pale Rider - incredibly basic yet gripping.

Just surprised that Netflix is willing to do 4 more of these movies with Zack…….

@margaretwood152

23 күн бұрын

*_".....FFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*

@jerry12314

23 күн бұрын

Surprised?!

@Tomiwa101

23 күн бұрын

They believe Zack Snyder has a strong fanbase due to the success of #releasethesnydercut. Anyone who is still a fan of Zack Snyder is an absolute idiot and a major part of Zack's problem.

@CharlesUrban

23 күн бұрын

Netflix doesn't want good movies. Netflix wants movies with big names attached to them so that when people hear about them, they will subscribe to Netflix.

@65firered

23 күн бұрын

Looking back at their history... Why are you surprised?

The Drinker said "Good on me" for not seeing Rebel Moon 1 so my day is complete. My life choices have been vindicated by an internet personality.

My wife pointed out, the plot to the movie is identical to pixar's Bug Life. - Grasshoppers come to take the ants food - Ant goes to recruit bigger bugs to fight the grasshoppers - Bigger bugs help ants build traps and fighting techniques - Ants hide flying device up high to use later during the battle - Grasshoppers return to take food

@yade1234

6 күн бұрын

Actually its 1954 Japanese film the seven samurai by Akira Kurosawa, everything even Bug Life takes from it, not copying it, but rather embracing it as a genre itself, many movies have done it. It's always identical, and almost always grains. lol, and this is by far the worst adaption/redoing of it.

that almost-defeated "go away now" is GOLD 😂

I eptied the washing machine and hung a load of laundry on the line, came inside the house, and they were still sitting around the table telling their backstories.

@fredbloggs545

22 күн бұрын

But did it make you get the bread maker out?

@warlock_r

22 күн бұрын

I had no intention of checking out these movies but now I'm genuinely curious because that's something Snyder might actually do with his ridiculous slowmo on every other shot.

@Yj-Fj

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@Yj-Fj

22 күн бұрын

@@fredbloggs545😂😂😂😂

@earlydoomer346

21 күн бұрын

And they didn't even make it slow-mo...

What upset me the most was that on Netflix you have a thumbs down, thumbs up and a double thumbs up available. Where is the damn double thumbs down button?

@EvilDoresh

22 күн бұрын

The only double thumbs down is to not watch in the first place

@parzavaal5335

22 күн бұрын

Tbh a thumbs down IS the double thumbs down. The first one is no rating at all, because you didn't care enough to rate it in the first place.

@YABBAHEY1

21 күн бұрын

They do, it's the 'Unsubscribe' option

@berengerdietiker22

21 күн бұрын

Just don't rate it after watching.

@writingonthewall3326

21 күн бұрын

Because say bad things is bad. Say only nice things. Because say bad things is bad.

Why do movies constantly give the idea that villagers can be trained into soldiers with a few range exercises in less than a week?🤦🏾‍♂️

Congrats with 2 mill subs, one of the best channels on KZread

Antony Hopkins is in this movie because he was able to record all his lines in one take over webcam, from his living room.

@lyrabonbon5931

22 күн бұрын

I fucking hate that i understood this reference.

@davidnewlove6977

22 күн бұрын

I like his look,his voice &....…...... no that's it.

@zerolegacy7821

22 күн бұрын

Hey... easy check. You KNOW he got PAID to sit in living room and record his lines.

@mikejorsch304

20 күн бұрын

Check out One Life to see he is still a great actor

I quit drinking, and then TCD entered my life. Now, I'm proudly drinking more than ever before.

@TheCriticalDrinker

23 күн бұрын

That's the spirit, old boy!

@DOOMStudios

23 күн бұрын

Good Man!

@alchemicalalek7535

23 күн бұрын

What might TCD be in this context??? But good on you laddie!

@WayStedYou

23 күн бұрын

@@alchemicalalek7535 The Critical Drinker

@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam

23 күн бұрын

Have you ever heard of Hunter S. Thompson?

2 million subs!!! Congrats Drinker, carry on with your glorious, insightful observations, and have a drink on me!

Congrats on the 2 mil mate. You deserve it.

I made it all the way to "Why is Anthony Hopkins in this movie?" before I lost it. God Bless you Drinker. You are the hero we deserve!

@rostov2211

22 күн бұрын

I remove all liquids from reach before watching a TCD review. I'm always crying by the 2-minute mark from laughing.

@MartinHain-ls9sc

22 күн бұрын

Anthony Hopkins doesn't know he's in the movie. They did with him what Steve Martin did in Bowfinger with Eddie Murphy.

@Johnthecollie

22 күн бұрын

There was supposed to be the entire plot with the robot, but I think Zak Snyder‘s writers ended up changing that part of the story. There’s supposed to be an ancient AI deep within the caves under the waterfall that took over the robot.

@adamcade604

22 күн бұрын

The Same question I had for transformers 5!

@mathieus.1851

22 күн бұрын

He probably needed more money to take to the grave

So Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought 'You know what this needs? Less personality.'

@AnoneemusNoename

22 күн бұрын

So the same thing Disney did then

@EvilDoresh

22 күн бұрын

I bet he kept shouting "Slower! Less personality!" while directing.

@NTJedi

22 күн бұрын

Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought "You know I can recreate this while high on drugs"

@bartekstasiak4250

22 күн бұрын

don't forget the spice element from dune

@KingSidd20

22 күн бұрын

The script was literally intended to be a Star Wars movie but they said no, so he made this instead lol

Rebel moon 1 got 30mins in and thought WTF! I thought then I'd see if it worked as a full movie. So thanks for your review , you've saved an old man at least 2 hours of life I'm will need going forward!!. Thanks again!😂

"lets just call him Evil Loyd"....., omg i almost fell of my chair..lolz

“It’s like it was written by an AI that only had 1 movie script to draw from and that script was Rebel Moon Pt1” - is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Drinker you are absolutely superb 👌🏼

@ash23neuro

23 күн бұрын

"retarded" AI to be precise Xd

@TieMaiShu

22 күн бұрын

Why don't movie studios just hire Drinker to write their scripts initially, rather than besting them after the fact? Cut out the middleman, so to speak.

@Raskolnikov70

22 күн бұрын

@@TieMaiShu You really think Drinker can pass any of their DEI checklists?

@treyjordan3168

22 күн бұрын

@@Raskolnikov70 The DEI Checklist is probably why 95% of the Trash Movies in the past 12 Years happened, the other 5% being just Bad Writers, of which 50% of those can be attributed to AI

@KetsubanSolo

22 күн бұрын

​@TieMaiShu because as we've seen time and again on this very platform, critics often can't make a coherent film

Just wait. He’ll fix it in the 37 hour director’s cut

@shadowflame8647

18 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

ZACK NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WRITERS ROOM, I MEAN ALL THE WAY.

Watched part one but couldn’t torture myself with part 2. So thanks for the time & mind saving summary review

"Can we watch Dune?" "We have Dune at Home" Dune at Home:

@SweatyFatGuy

22 күн бұрын

Wish/Temu/Great Value Dune.

@All2Meme

22 күн бұрын

It's like Dune, but only one letter different.

@THX--nn5bu

22 күн бұрын

Dollar General Dune.

@Tsar-Czar

22 күн бұрын

I wouldnt compare Rebel Moon to Dune. Dune is a cinematography masterpiece and Rebel moon is ĥorse shite.

@gagalover2k10

22 күн бұрын

@@Tsar-Czarthat was the point of the OP's comment

He based 1/3 of his film on that one scene from Gladiator where Russel Crowe waves his hand in slow motion over a field of long grass.

@mkultra2456

19 күн бұрын

Look up Robot Chicken Unlikely Duo. You're welcome.

@codylakin288

17 күн бұрын

Which is only funnier because that scene is taken pretty directly from images in the filmography of Terrence Malick 😂

@secretgoldfish

17 күн бұрын

@@codylakin288 Yeah it's become a stock footage cliche, i've been asked to do/use it in several ads I've shot from folks who lack an imagination but were clearly (and easily) emotion-baited/manipulated.

"A charity appeal for food aid to Africa" hilarious! Thank you Drinker!

The best and only good part was when the robot deer 🦌 went all terminator.

Putting in the Star Wars clips with no comment is hysterical. And it seems subtler than anything in this script.

@Rx37Legacy

23 күн бұрын

Was a nice touch indeed.

Evil Lloyd: Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Strong Female Character: Wh-- Evil Lloyd: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

@chrisgenson2278

23 күн бұрын

Strong Female Character: Your REEE is pitiful! Mine is the true REEE!

@SlavicHavoc

23 күн бұрын

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEL Moon.

@user-kr7yh8vw9m

23 күн бұрын

SJWs in a nutshell.

@M1GarandMan3005

23 күн бұрын

“Guys! GUYS!! GUYS!!!!!”

The evil empire using coal to power their ships tells me everything I need to know about the writers.

All the visuals in this Review actually look cool. You can see that they had budget to pay cool creative people to work on this but then the concept and Director let them aaaaalll down. What a shame...

"Cinematic anti-genius" 😂

@green_of_grey

23 күн бұрын

when "dumb mf" does not do justice to the referred wonder-kid..

@carlosbkn2025

11 күн бұрын

its like the evil denis villenuve

Didn't watch it, but I can tell the only thing impressive about it is that Djimon Hounsou is almost 60 years old and looks like he just got done shooting Gladiator.

@Anonymousduck161

22 күн бұрын

Black don’t crack

@alessandrocaviola1575

22 күн бұрын

I had the same impression. I was like, does he never Age? 😮

@frankcarlosanaliza

22 күн бұрын

I really want him to do more good movies again.

@davidharding1694

22 күн бұрын

He deserves better roles than this. Very underrated actor imo.

@s0me0ne1se

22 күн бұрын

@@davidharding1694wouldn’t say underrated because almost anyone over the face of the Earth with more than 2 neurons can see and value his excellent acting chops BUT he’s not sufficiently PROMOTED in recent good products (movies / tv / entertainment in general) I’d say.

I still can't believe they released this shit around the same time as Dune: part two

Another classic video and it was great you added that laugh again lol😅😂

You have saved potentially hundreds of hours of my life with your movie reviews. Doing god's work falling on the grenade for the rest of us. Thank you for your service.

@dadocta5168

23 күн бұрын

More like a buffet, and he is leaving you to starve. Seriously though this is the War movie Dune 2 should have been.

@rodrigobogado8756

23 күн бұрын

@@dadocta5168 low quality bait

@soymuymuy

23 күн бұрын

imagine going through life just taking other peoples words for everything

@robitaillecopeland1996

22 күн бұрын

you're bragging that you only watch movies someone else tells you to. Beta much?

@dadocta5168

22 күн бұрын

@@rodrigobogado8756 No, I praised Zack Snyder. Dunking on him is bait.

"Let the grain flow!" - Rebelus Moonus

@user-pm7pw1tl3t

23 күн бұрын

Rebelus moonus is the only thing that brings me joy in life

@volkerkalhoefer3973

22 күн бұрын

@@user-pm7pw1tl3t moonus ore anus😂🤣😂

@atomicdancer

22 күн бұрын

"I feel thin, sort of stretched - like Zack Snyder's slow-mo shots over too much grain." - Bibel Bagoons

@cattysplat

22 күн бұрын

"My sci-fi Ukraine war fan fiction. So reflective of the world today"

I fell asleep for 30 minutes, and I felt as if I missed nothing. Zack shouldn't make films anymore.

It baffles me that Netflix can produce Breaking Bad and Better call Saul and then throw that away for 'anti' politics.

These two films are a masterclass on: - how not to write a script - how not to art direct - how not to direct...

@Dragonfyre137

21 күн бұрын

This movie is a master class on how not to. "How not to" what? Yes.

"Well you know it's gonna be tough come up with a new antagonist for this movie like we had in the first one" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

@mustavogaia2655

23 күн бұрын

somehow evil guy came bacck

@EddieBlaze-sm3go

23 күн бұрын

Oh, Wow Wow Wow... ...Wow.

@JohnTaylor-vv3ez

23 күн бұрын

OOOOHH!! Evil LLoyd Christmas is TIGHT!

@seanburke424

23 күн бұрын

heyshutup

@mustavogaia2655

23 күн бұрын

@@seanburke424 ok, i will get all the way out of your back

Don't know what to tell you if you're deciding to watch a Zack Snyder CGI extravaganza movie in 2024 and then getting your knickers in a twist... If for some reason you were expecting to be challenged with some existential weighty topics, like what it is to be alive in the world....then go check out Ingmar Bergmans Seventh Seal. I enjoyed Rebel Moon. I didn't expect anything from the movie, I didn't want anything from the movie. But at no point did I scratch my head half way through and seriously contemplate why this flick wasn't being considered as one of the greats of world cinema. Peace x

Congrats on 2 mil bro!

This is the description of nearly 90% of all tv shows and movies for the last 15 years; characters doing things that they otherwise would never do in order to make the bad plot continue cheaply.

The Evil Empire has technologies so advanced they can resurrect Evil Loyd and make him reach adulthood in a few days and then the aging process stops, but they can´t grow their own crop. 😂😅🤣😆

@miladrahim5437

22 күн бұрын

The Evil Empre Inc. has 99 problem and growing crop sure is one of em, lmao.

@majinvegitto4238

22 күн бұрын

They were watering their crops with Mountain Dew.

@jimlamb7642

22 күн бұрын

It is so hard to find quality organic food.

The entire village spent hours dragging an airship out of a mountain, only for our main character to power it up almost immediately after. It still baffles me as to what I missed, as the only significant thing done was pulling some debris from the thrusters. Absurd writing.

"Charisma vacuum". Wow! I'm gonna have to steal that one. 🤣

The best thing about shows like this is the hilarious reviews they generate, and nobody is as funny as The Drinker. Also, the comment section is comedy gold.

@of7551

22 күн бұрын

Maybe those films will use the warriors

Things are so bad these days that I have to watch these kind of reviews first to absolutely make sure my time isn’t wasted. Thanks for the heads up!

@musthaf9

22 күн бұрын

Welcome to the club, I’ve been like this for years now. And the studios have the audacity to blame reviewers when their film flopped, wtf

Hollywood has tried so hard to make that actress playing strong female character a star. She played a decent villan in the kingsmen. She wasnt very good in the mummy reboot. Her make up design in that horrible ST movie was original. They tried to make a female John Wick movie bootleg with her... I mean she must've really done well on the casting couch to receive so many chances to succeed.

Many thanks Charlie Delta, for being out there, doing your thing...very much like "The Dude"😉👍🏻

Must confess I chuckled at, "Charisma vacuum." I'll have to use that in my travels.

I love how Anthony Hopkins' career has devolved into it being a legitimate questions when he shows up in something. He's one of the great actors of the last 50 years and now he's so old and bored he's turned himself into a game of Where's Waldo.

@drooskeedoo3388

23 күн бұрын

He does just whatever he wants to do nowadays. Dude is old and is just having fun

@Ale-dd3ek

23 күн бұрын

Got rich Got famous Might as well do some random stuff

@q45ij54q

23 күн бұрын

The guy won Best Actor three years ago.

@badman_iiixiii

23 күн бұрын

He's doing a Robert De Niro speedrun

@caleidoo

23 күн бұрын

You know you can do both, right? Money grabs and high art? It's not physically impossible. He was amazing in Westworld and more recently, in One Life and The Father and got an Oscar for that role - the oldest person yet for that category. And as a diagnosed Asperger.

The narration of the plot juxtaposed with SW scenes was neat, had me chuckling.

In the aftermath of the cinematic debacle of "Rebel Moon Part Two: The Scarg Giver," one cannot help but connect its inherent failures to the broader themes of cultural degradation in the West. This film is rightly criticized for its lack of originality, excessive reliance on clichés, and overall tedium, but it is symptomatic of a creative industry that has lost its way, succumbing to the same demoralization process that affects modern American society. Filmmakers should aim to create works that challenge the status quo, provoke discussion, and encourage resilience against the erosion of cultural and moral standards. This is not just about making 'better movies'; it's about recognizing the role of art and entertainment in shaping, reflecting, and potentially healing our culture.

Never has the phrase: "Man hath no greater enemy than himself" applied more adequatly than describing Zack Synder

“Charisma vacuum” & “Swinging farm implements in slow-motion like this is charity for farm aid…” 😂😂😂

The simple jack reference to her fkn hair cut slayed me.

I've had so much fun watching this one. Can't wait for the next. If the trend continues, it may be as entertaining as Madame Web.