"...milked to death by a massive, money-hungry corporation who never understood what made it good in the first place..." is so fucking painfully accurate, Drinker.

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

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@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Literally just money hungry

@dean_l33

2 ай бұрын

@@prod.Chopper If they're so money hungry, they'd focus on you know not losing money. But it seems every decision is made knowing they'll lose money

@Christrulesall2

2 ай бұрын

Disney is killing star wars. It doesn't make sense.😖

@shavenyak1

2 ай бұрын

@@dean_l33 In their echo chamber, and during 2020 and 2021 when many of these decisions were green-lit, I think they did intend to make money by virtue signaling all the way to the bank. Unfortunately, they didn't anticipate people would become sick of the consequences these progressive ideologies have on society and are paying the price.

"I see light" "I see fire" "I see dead franchises"

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Well, it’s original

@ryanbaker5296

2 ай бұрын

I SEE PRIDE I SEE POWER I SEE A BAD ASS MUTHA WHO DON'T TAKE NO CRAP OFFA NOBODY

@theunknowncommenter725

2 ай бұрын

​@@ryanbaker5296 I wish I could give you multiple thumbs up for the Cool Runnings reference!

@theunknowncommenter725

2 ай бұрын

I see London I see France I see someone's underpants

Jedi master: “Close your eyes, what do you see?” Youngling: “I see a personal assistant that kept silent and let atrocious things happen to other women.”

@darpanbhuyan1909

Ай бұрын

underrated!

@ladarren6401

Ай бұрын

💅💅

@ajackuniverse5831

23 күн бұрын

Has she been accused of anything? If not, why is she to blame for his actions?

@martinbanda9593

23 күн бұрын

@@ajackuniverse5831 #believeher it pays to be part of a certain community

@ladarren6401

22 күн бұрын

@@ajackuniverse5831 she’s not and that’s not what we’re doing but do be her right hand man is suspicious and completely backwards to everything in her woke agenda

I love how you never tell us to like and subscribe and at the end its just "go away."

@suningchen

Ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more. I am so fed up with all those KZread hosts having to say that line every time they finish a video, as if that really helps them to gain popularity.

@DanSlotea

Ай бұрын

Whenever I hear that crap, I make sure to not subscribe and not like the video. I'm not gonna be told what to like.

@Digger-Nick

Ай бұрын

​@@DanSloteaWow what a free thinker you are

@LondonCrusader

12 күн бұрын

Always show contempt for your audience. Just ask Michael Bay.

Star Wars died the moment it tried to sell that Luke, who fought desperately to turn his father back to the light, tried to kill his nephew because of a nightmare he had.

@Objective-Observer

2 ай бұрын

oh, padiwan, they killed it with the second trilogy. The fall from grace has been long, slow, and agonizing.

@CrispyHulk1

2 ай бұрын

Died even more when disney decided to depict Luke Skywalker as a pathetic, grumpy alien titty sucking simp rather than a master of The Force with his successful, thriving Jedi Academy and all its students

@yol_n

2 ай бұрын

The prequels weren't much better.

@xuvial1391

2 ай бұрын

Star Wars died with the Prequels.

@A7XKoRnRocks1

2 ай бұрын

@@xuvial1391 Nah the prequels are neat, they have their bad moments and some jaw dropping amazing moments, nothing done yet has beaten the light saber duels of Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith is probably top 3 best Star Wars movies of all time.

"Star Wars saved my life." Anakin: "LIAR!"

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

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@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Liar lol

@singleplayerreview3238

2 ай бұрын

The drinker should edith the video with that

@badouplus1304

2 ай бұрын

@@singleplayerreview3238 Or with "I HATE YOU!!!!!"

@damianplasencia2708

2 ай бұрын

@@badouplus1304 that makes no sense...liar is the better choice

Star Wars isn't dead, its in our hearts and memories. That is something they can't take away no matter how hard they try.

@warlock-uv7yn

Ай бұрын

Nah. Not even there. It's just a ruined legacy not worthy of remembrance or attention.

@negruvadalamuie5461

Ай бұрын

@@warlock-uv7yn I disagree, forgetting the original movies is what they'd want. I won't do that.

@warlock-uv7yn

Ай бұрын

@@negruvadalamuie5461 they want us to keep consuming or make others consume it by talking about it. Pretending it doesn't exist is the answer.

@markcab2055

26 күн бұрын

I will always like the 3 original star wars, got the laser disk versions, but now a days, the dam force is dead, star wars is dead moving forward.

"I wanna make star wars without war in it." *Star *

@Dan_-

Ай бұрын

Star s.

@captainsisko7629

20 күн бұрын

Only a women would say something like that

@Certified500kgBomb

18 күн бұрын

@@Dan_-star soys

@brandonbowerstx

15 күн бұрын

BORES

Star Wars has become your drunken toxic ex trying to win you back with more disappointment.

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Drunken lol

@prisonmike729

2 ай бұрын

God that’s spot on my ex is a major drunk I could swear she has Russian in her but no she’s just a drunk 😂 bitch can go through a gallon of vodka in 2 days smh last time I saw her was when I broke up with her she all I remember was her pouring a full glass of vodka with a drip of seltzer and I had to question life and myself and said yeah you need to get the fuck out of my house here’s 200 so you can get a room and fuck off that was the last time I seen her she was pathetic just like star wars

@us3990

2 ай бұрын

😂💯

@Jasper_Silva

2 ай бұрын

I'm not getting back with you, you Vadered way too many times.

Jedi master: “Close your eyes, what do you see?” Youngling: “I see a man, he was in the Amazon with my mother as she was researching spiders right before she died.”

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Literally the whole plot

@serenas5411

2 ай бұрын

😭🤣💀

@exeterjedi6730

2 ай бұрын

I'm ashamed that I first thought 'warehouse' before I thought 'jungle'.

@Isaac_potion

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I used to play all the Star Wars games, I had the toys, decorations in my room. I had star wars clothes and books. I even wrote my first college research paper on Star Wars. That being said I haven’t spent a dime on anything Disney since 2018.

Remember light Sabers are no longer fatal even if it leaves a hole where organs should be.

Harvey weinsteins personal assistant made this show, the woman who covered for him and procured victims for him. that is completely bonkers mental.

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

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@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Beyond bonkers

@edenbreckhouse

2 ай бұрын

Victims?

@FleeTheFactory31

2 ай бұрын

​@@edenbreckhouse New to Harvey Weinstein?

@DavidTMSN

2 ай бұрын

@@Joek1808 There's lots of evidence to the contrary for those who take the time to look. Hollywood has always operated in _Eyes Wide Shut_ fashion...always.

"That's one big pile of shit." - Ian Malcolm

@bigal8752

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

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@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

That’s fair

@kardnails8729

2 ай бұрын

It's shite!

@patrioticcat5768

2 ай бұрын

"Yeah" - John wick

"Disney is viewing those reacting negatively to the trailer are "aggressive trolls'.” I prefer to think of myself as a peaceful troll, personally.

@dun769

Ай бұрын

Mostly peaceful, right? Yes Disney sucks.

"A Star Wars movie with no war." Ah yes, who wouldn't want to watch a batman movie without batman?

@justaguy6133

Ай бұрын

Gotham

@MaticTheProto

Ай бұрын

@@justaguy6133 Suicide squad

@christophermonteith2774

Ай бұрын

I mean, joker was pretty good, if that counts

@angrysonicbird6779

Ай бұрын

@christophermonteith2774 that's not a batman movie, though. It's a Joker movie.

@butterman6872

25 күн бұрын

More like a Batman movie with no “Bat”, just “man” and it’s about the everyday life of an ordinary lower-middle class man living in Gotham

Star Wars isn't gone. It's right there in your DVD collection, where it's always been.

@ultraviolet540

2 ай бұрын

💯

@jq747

2 ай бұрын

Or, indeed, your VHS collection =)

@dinoblacklane1640

2 ай бұрын

Honestly I feel like old star wars has been tainted by accociation

@jovan.fitilj8491

2 ай бұрын

@@dinoblacklane1640 Nah, old Star Wars is Star Wars. It has no association with the other pretender

@piersonchristensen8836

2 ай бұрын

Lol DVD, really? At least do Blu-Ray.

Just remember, somehow palpatine returned.

@LeeEverett1

2 ай бұрын

Bad Batch is currently explaining it lol

@vincentdesjardins1354

2 ай бұрын

those 3 words make my heart bleed every time "somehow palpatine returned" 🤮

@aeris...5389

2 ай бұрын

Did u hear They fly now

@thepsychicspoon5984

2 ай бұрын

​@@LeeEverett1 Too little, too late

@christophersmith8316

2 ай бұрын

Think of a franchise that didn't want Luke to return, but did want a pseudo Palpatine and then the real Palpatine to return.

With Star Wars becoming irrecoverable beyond a shadow of a doubt, I guess one can now truly say... *_This was very much not like the simulations._*

@EagleEye517

Ай бұрын

True. Been a SW fan for 17 years now and I can say that not even in my worst nightmares I'd foresee this

Star Wars wasn’t “always about the spiritual journey about who you are”. That’s only true to a degree (and remember - the best lies are mostly true). Star Wars is about family, growing up into adulthood, stepping up to your calling, and choosing good or evil.

@Ouroboros_88

24 күн бұрын

“Growing up into adulthood, stepping up to your calling, and choosing good or evil” So…. The spiritual journey of becoming who you are?

What gets me, is that she saw a movie about sisters and thought: Lesbians In Space! I'm concerned about that.

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Slightly concerned

@sincerelynotme3522

2 ай бұрын

So many questions there.

@KLOC2812

2 ай бұрын

Step Sisters?

@sternencolonel7328

2 ай бұрын

I wait for the Axel Braun version

So done with Star Wars.

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It had its time

@alphariusomegon4819

2 ай бұрын

Except for Andor: hold out hope

@tiglishnobody8750

2 ай бұрын

Same I do like old star wars along with bad batch, and andor but as rest? Not much

@JohnDoe-cz5yz

2 ай бұрын

About 5 years too late.

This is one of the most brilliant videos I've ever seen. Not only the funny sarcasm but also the writing, the delivery, and even the video editing. Thank you.

@Gabrocol

Ай бұрын

The part where she says "No, I am the Acolyte!" And he responds, "Only Sith deal in absolutes, Its Acolytin time!" completely blew me away. Truly poetic writing. One of the quotes of cinema history.

@CoolLink-Zelda

Ай бұрын

I loved when he said "Disney is never gonna give this Francise up"(He Rick rolled us)

@Jdn__0001

Ай бұрын

U must be easily impressed

My favorite part of Acolyte is when Kathleen says to Grandmaster Yoda: "it's Wokin time", and Yoda responds: "Good relations I have with the Woke". Then proceeded to woke all over the place. This is truly the moment Yoda became the master of the Woke. Brilliant writing! Truly a moment in Star Wars.

@ThePurpleMushroom

Ай бұрын

This meme template will never not be funny XD

"Close your eyes and tell me what you see." "THE MESSAGE"

@FlintG

2 ай бұрын

Also me: "No white men..."

@TomJones-tx7pb

2 ай бұрын

"don't trust you eyes". Those food prices on the labels are just the same as they always were. Close your eyes and listen to me.

@corvusala

2 ай бұрын

From here on out I'm not even going to watch videos making fun of this show. Just hit the ignore button and be done with it.

@Skifahrer805

2 ай бұрын

Trans people… TRANS PEOPLE EVERY WHERE! 😱

@JJMSCFC

2 ай бұрын

Put a chick in it and make it gay and lame

R.I.P. Star Wars 1977 - 2005. It was fun!

@robbhays8077

2 ай бұрын

Star Wars died with the release of the Phantom Menace.

@evilldead6824

2 ай бұрын

@@robbhays8077 I included the 3 prequels because it was still Lucas attached.

@User-mj9hv

2 ай бұрын

1977-1983

@JR-kx3jr

2 ай бұрын

The EU still produced some good stuff before they wiped it all from canon in 2014.

@angelsjoker8190

2 ай бұрын

It's not dead. I still have it on DVD and can watch it whenever I want.

Someone that genuine and real that doesn't talk bs and says it how it is. We need more people like you to keep everyone informed of what's going in. Total respect to you Mr H😂

Often times in Shakespeare, you see the villains sort of winning… But then they become the victims of their own evil and destroy themselves. That perfectly describes the people who run Star Wars for Disney. Yes, they may have won, but the kingdom they rule is a pale joke in the shadow of what Star Wars once was. So you have to ask yourself: did they really win anything?

Harvey’s Acolyte is making The Acolyte.

@leonardticsay8046

2 ай бұрын

It *is* all about her after all.

@BeatRoot14

2 ай бұрын

No wonder she cares about the villian😂

@leonardticsay8046

2 ай бұрын

@@BeatRoot14 it’s weird how self aware they are, and they still go along with being on the wrong side of good vs. evil. The fruits of postmodern moral relativism.

@grandwizardnoticer8975

2 ай бұрын

Love to see if there are any parallels to make a meme from... Grooming children, for one. Given Headland's perverted take on Frozen, there has to be some kind of FF, ff, or Ff relationship displayed. Will she go for the Trifecta?

@christophersmith8316

2 ай бұрын

@@leonardticsay8046 Only evil can benefit from blurring the lines between good and evil.

"Maybe it's time for fans to accept that the Star Wars they loved and grew up with is gone, and it's never coming back." I've been adopting this mentality for everything that Disney owns.

@alejandropacheco7832

2 ай бұрын

Once they buy it ... wave goodbye to it...

@NTJedi

2 ай бұрын

The people sending Disney money for their streaming services is the fuel funding this trash.... those are the azzhoIes of today.

@AnishChari

2 ай бұрын

I joined that club 5 years ago.

@TheGl0ryan

2 ай бұрын

I am german, commented on one of the german trailers that I am bothered about the lightsaber situation ( it does not kill any loonger), next to comments were babies cried about colors( bc of lore kekw, isnt that shit red cont since idk?!), well to make the story short I was just acalled a typical hater xD, then they continued to look for spelling issues and so on. If the core fanbase of SW are that delusional and framed by disney.... idk what to say, it is doomed beeing inside of that if u have atleast more than one half of ur brain, afterwards it coninued about me beeing anti feminin shit and races....

@physchir

2 ай бұрын

I said that years ago...

I remember how awesome the Revenge of the Sith was. Despite its flaws, even without the rose tinted glasses, I still genuinely think it's my favorite film.

@castle4640

20 күн бұрын

Same here, people had so much hate for those prequels and now I bet they're all eating their words and realizing how good they are compared to what we get now like this tripe. George deserves all the flowers.

@michaelbruno1666

14 күн бұрын

I thought the prequels were stunning, and the births of Luke and Leia scene concluding things just floored me.

Star Wars without war? Frozen meets Kill Bill? AND she's a vampire assistent? This breaks my heart

@Acemanveryspecial

27 күн бұрын

The unearned confidence required to be that inept and incapable of self reflection is INSANE. Like, it sounds like she never even had a second thought about that idea.

The trailer was self aware in those first few seconds saying we shouldn't trust them; thanks for the honesty Disney

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Disney, who would’ve guessed

@gladiatorscoops4907

2 ай бұрын

Can we also thank them for their YT comments section - literally the best thing to come out from this show.

@farmerpandasyoutube4800

2 ай бұрын

"its about power and who wields it" = its about white people and heterosexuals and our open racism/discrimination against them

@binocry

2 ай бұрын

​@@gladiatorscoops4907oh, they still not lock comment on there? that's brave

"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to." Ironically, this describes modern star wars pretty well.

@nash92

2 ай бұрын

And modern LOTR

@havoc6441

2 ай бұрын

Agreed 100%

@darth3261

2 ай бұрын

@@nash92There is no such thing. Tolkien didn't sell out his life's work for the highest bidder like Lucas, nothing after Tolkien is canon .

@davidh.4944

2 ай бұрын

Not ironically. Prophetically. Of the self-fulfilling kind.

@christallaktorides6904

2 ай бұрын

And Doctor Who

I’ve been happily boycotting Disney since “the last Jedi” (2017). I can’t believe it’s been 9 years! Don’t miss it at all. Thanks for the laughs Drinker! 😂

She literally admits that her working method is "fake it till you make it" and that she has no clue at all.

Some powerful words: "Reframing villains as misunderstood antiheros. No good or bad, morality is just what you feel." If a young generation grows up with this kind of dogma then evil has no boundaries anymore and can roam free. That will truly be a horrifying future where good doesn't exist anymore.

@TheOriginal_Unaleska

2 ай бұрын

All part of the plan.....

@kevoreilly6557

2 ай бұрын

Worked for Rian …. Wait …

@Daevii_wbu

2 ай бұрын

That's kind of the whole point of the Force and all, but I get what you're saying...

@josephaviles3139

2 ай бұрын

We are truly living in dark times God help us

@victorcates9330

2 ай бұрын

It does seem like that power critique would automatically apply to the police or military. I'm sure there are tribal warlords for whom the West not giving them nuclear weapons really grates.

In a decade there will be a documentary called Order 66 which will chronicle the fall of the Star Wars Franchise

@martinricardo4503

2 ай бұрын

Maybe Order 666?

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Finally it’s completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Just the chronicle so far

@Lonovavir

2 ай бұрын

Then one day Disney purchased the IP.

@PBRatLord

2 ай бұрын

Fitting. Just like how Palpatine worked his way into the Republic to force it's fall from within, Disney has done the same to pop culture and nerd culture.

She was his personal assistant?! I wonder how many times Harvey...lmao, you know XD

@WombatDave

Ай бұрын

I think there is little doubt that she 'personally assisted' him many times. She'd probably have made some allegations as well, but I'm guessing that she got enough skeletons in her closet that it would have been mutually assured destruction.

This show is going to be about the sith being misunderstood and the Jedi needing to accept them for who they are. Leading to the Jedi leaving the sith alone to freely express themselves… 100 years later… “UNLIMITED POWER!!!!” Sheev Palpatine

@Verebazs

Ай бұрын

You're acting like that's anything new. That was the base mindset of the old EU as well.

@stevencoardvenice

Ай бұрын

Well. Palpatine did make some good points. He said the sith embrace their emotions fully actualize themselves and their powers.

I'm 51. I saw the original trilogy when it first hit the theaters in 77. I experienced Star Wars at its peak. I'm good.

@rowanhawklan9707

2 ай бұрын

I'm 54, qued up for three hours at the age of 7 to see Star Wars when it opened. RIP Star Wars.

@Thorn19774

2 ай бұрын

I remember growing up watching the directors cut on VHS it was amazing

@familygamester1978

2 ай бұрын

Agreed! I was lucky enough to see Empire Strikes Back at the drive-in. Wish my girls could experience something like that.

@jerryhase4520

2 ай бұрын

​@@familygamester1978me too. I watched Empire on opening day at the Rosecrans Drive In theater in Paramount CA.

@familygamester1978

2 ай бұрын

​@@jerryhase4520I wish I could remember the name of our drive in. It was somewhere in the mountains of PA. Ours had a swing set that you could swing on while watching the movies. I still remember my dad taking us to see Friday the 13th part 5, and being scared the entire drive home. Nothing but country roads surrounded by forests. I was fully expecting Jason to jump out at us the entire ride home. LOL!

"There is no good or evil, only power and those who use it." --Professor Quirrell from Harry Potter... You know, the bad guy

@swtrooper42

2 ай бұрын

I thought that sounded familiar. Also if someone starts on with something like "Good and evil are just perspectives" 99% of the time they're the villain.

@Rakshiir

2 ай бұрын

@@swtrooper42 Especially in Star Wars. I'm not saying there aren't morally grey characters or that they cannot exist - they clearly can. The thing is: this show is about Sith and Jedi, and there isn't a more clear definition of good and evil as those two factions are. You can have grey force users, but they are neither Sith nor Jedi, because those are so clearly defined how they work. But understanding these very simple set of rules was already to much for the people connected to the show.

@SJ-qd6ev

2 ай бұрын

​@@swtrooper42 that's just the case with boring Western media. In Japanese medium you'd get much more nuanced take on morality.

@GestOfAll

2 ай бұрын

​@SJ-qd6ev That's an interesting point. I wonder if it's because they dont grow up with a Judeo-christian culture with a strong set of moral teachings and instead grow up basically atheistic with cultural budhism and shintoism that doesn't have a strong good vs evil thing going - from my limited understanding of their religions.

@juliamelik3434

2 ай бұрын

Yeah and Lord Voldemort is not bad guy he is just misunderstood man who did not want power at all.

Star Wars is dead, Bond is dead, Indiana is dead, the Terminator is terminated and if I have a ghost in the house I'll just have to live or die with it because I sure as fuck know who I'm not calling now. What I'm trying to say is the good times are over and they're not coming back. All we can do now is look back and enjoy the treasures that were.

thank you mr drinker for saying what is needed

When you’re so done with Star Wars that you had no idea this even existed until now.

@BillScrewHead

2 ай бұрын

That’s me with almost everything lately, I blame Obama

@elLooto

2 ай бұрын

Its been all downhill since the extended versions with awful cg insterted scenes that were supposed to get everyone excited in the leadup to the aptly titled _Phantom Anus_

@fightostinfight

2 ай бұрын

@@elLootoI’d GLADLY take that again over everything since Lucas sold it to Disney.

@Justarandomguy492

2 ай бұрын

Same

@AmoreG94

2 ай бұрын

Omg 😂 I just realized that

Every Leslye Headland interview: "So yeah, me, me, me, Star Wars without the War, so basically just Star, and by the way me. Also me."

@Just_Pele

2 ай бұрын

The guy has major issues.

@brendangkelleher2669

2 ай бұрын

Don’t forget it’s also about being “ queer “

@kasongonsombo767

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@eak666

2 ай бұрын

In the words of Johnny Bravo: "Enough talk about me. What do you think about me?"

@alexedwards6509

2 ай бұрын

Radical socialism and personality disorders go together like a hose and carriage

Always remember that since the initial trilogy and the intermittent superhero dash by the Marvel universe the hype and expectations for such movies has increased thousand fold. We naturally expect so much more now. Still no reason to make overblown CGI-infused remakes of classics like Blade Runner or Dune, but that shows you the level. The plot, especially for Dune, has not changed (or improved) since way back then, but everything around it has which made the story seem hollow at the end. Better to start afresh. Which is why I thought Andor made a fantastic contribution in that respect. Great plot, fantastic actors and time being taken to let it all unfold.

If someone cries in public while saying "star wars saved my life" 1)back away slowly 2) don't make eye contact and most importantly 3)don't engage !

@Aaron-sv3uv

2 ай бұрын

One look at her tells you all you need to know about her "Star Wars" turd movie

@SpadeApeiron

2 ай бұрын

Star wars was never a good franchise to begin with.. I'm glad to see this overrated piece of shitmeat die and desecrated ~ Just watch any series Japanese people are cooking atm. Vinland Saga, Jujutsu Kaisen, fucking Freiren ( Female great Protag show ), Tbh I Find Cyberpunk 2077 to be masterpiece in semi-realistic future setting and its narrative elements about Technology, survival with implants, what it actually means to be poor ( without having implants lol ), the politics where powerful ppl are actually powerful ( President Myers in phantom Liberty, Mr. HANDS or 4 eyed man in Edgerunners ) & none of those elements have nothing to do with "Omg my Dad was Darth Vader" like "Obi wan and Darth Vader were friends" & "Omg Quigon Jinn trained Obi wan kenobi and adopted Darth Vader as a youngling for Jedi" & "omg Palpatine who was killed by Darth Vader has a Daughter now.." & wait... "She claims herself to be a Skywalker like Darth Vader's grand daughter" ^^^^ Star wars entirety = One Person's family tree.. ?? Should've named "Family war amongst the stars" instead the worst franchise in history is dying with shitty agenda. I'm so glad.

@Machtyn

2 ай бұрын

If KZread allowed images to be shared, my response would be Capt. Picard saying "Engage!"

@DruidEnjoyer

2 ай бұрын

Unless they worked developing missile technologies during Reagan administration. I bet a lot of people got rid of their mortgages thanks to that star wars.

@christophergillette7167

2 ай бұрын

“The Two Towers” actually did help turn my life around in a big way. But if I weepingly professed that on a stage to get attention and sell a trashy product, everyone would have a right to assume the worst.

I love playing "Spot the White guy" in current Disney project. It really gets harder and harder with each new project

@jomahawk7488

2 ай бұрын

Just look for the obligatory “this is the bad guy!” Shot. That is literally the ONLY role white men are allowed to play anymore.

@JohnDoe-dr9ff

2 ай бұрын

It’s like opening a “Where’s Waldo” book. 😂

@ThruTheWireless

2 ай бұрын

just look for the most obnoxious bumbling oaf who thinks he's gods gift to mankind but treats everyone else like dirt

@oXRaptorzXo

2 ай бұрын

Is the main Jedi master not white?

@GamerCru

2 ай бұрын

​@@JohnDoe-dr9ff but there's no Waldo.

You restore my faith CD! Sometimes feels like I'm the only one sick of their nonstop drum, glad I'm not alone!

"An Alien movie with no xenomorphs in it" You mean Prometheus?

@jacksongibbs8998

Ай бұрын

Don’t think of Prometheus as a prequel to Alien. Think of it as a sequel to X-Files. It’s WAY more interesting that way.

Jedi Master: "What do you see?" Youngling: "I see dumpster fire." Jedi Master: 0_0

@ComposedSage75

2 ай бұрын

Precisely 🎯

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Oh exactly

@mr.vargas5648

2 ай бұрын

I see a disaster waiting to happen.

@steeltimberwolf

2 ай бұрын

Funnily enough the second youngling who responded to 'what do you see' said fire. That's pretty self aware.

That Weinstein guy must be a monster if he is responsible for such an assistant.

@Yuh_mama

2 ай бұрын

His greatest crime. /s

@MrTass1212

2 ай бұрын

Lol!!

@RJALEXANDER777

2 ай бұрын

She sounds like a treacherous hypocrite of the highest order. Talking about social justice but willing to look the other way so long as it advanced her own career.

@ma3stro681

Ай бұрын

@@RJALEXANDER777Her … ?? 😂🤡😵

Almost had us there Critical 😅... thanks for being a spokesman for all us that care about quality shows/movies. Cheers bro

The Acolyte...the story of a space brothel. RIP Star Wars

Harvey: "what do you see?" Lesley: "Absolutely nothing, nothing at all. Keep moelesting, master!"

@franciscodanconia4324

2 ай бұрын

Lesley: “Can I have the sloppy seconds?”

@tristanducasse6862

2 ай бұрын

Lesley: "Their is no evil or good." Harvey:"You tell em."

As a former huge fan of Blizzard Entertainment, my message to Star Wars fans is - Just let it die.

@3a3ylon81

2 ай бұрын

same message for any Blizzard game franchise..

@konigstiger8518

2 ай бұрын

@@3a3ylon81 i think that's what the original comment was getting at lmao

@Wakuppeopletheywanttocontrolus

2 ай бұрын

FAAAAAAAAX I LOVE OVERWATCH BUT HATE THE WOKE PLAYERBASE SIMPS AND FEMINIST WOMEN WHO DO NOTHING BUT REPORT YOU AND AN AI BANS YOU

@trevorrogers95

2 ай бұрын

We have it in a chokehold and we’re gently lowering it to the floor as we speak.

@manuel.a.vinces2017

2 ай бұрын

​@@3a3ylon81 Yep. That's the point.

For me....Star Wars went out for cigarettes and never came back.

Moving on. RIP Star Stars. You will stay in my memories, when you where grand and good. Its yours now powerful womans.

@jacksongibbs8998

Ай бұрын

Move along… move along…

Even the Drinker's classic ending line "that's all I got for today, go away now" can't hide the apathy and fatigue we all feel about whatever SW has become...

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Whatever it’s become at this point

@Jay-jb2vr

2 ай бұрын

"Anyway....."

the painful irony is what Lucas said: "Creating magic is not for amateurs" Boy are you backing the wrong horse George!

@BearfootBob

2 ай бұрын

wasn't he referring to the activists in that quote?

@NerdRahtio

2 ай бұрын

He did his best work when he was an amateur!

@silverhawkscape2677

2 ай бұрын

​@@NerdRahtio He wasnt.

@NerdRahtio

2 ай бұрын

@@silverhawkscape2677 American graffiti , and the original trilogy come to mind, heard good things about THX as well. Guess it depends on what you mean by amateur.

@TheSuperQuail

2 ай бұрын

THX is a very solid movie and he wrote, directed and edited it himself.

Star Wars died... Rest In Pieces!!!

I am glad they did this to be honest. I have grown old, not up, so no longer care about movies much.

Star Wars: The Acolyte may eventually be known as "Queer Eye for the Jedi"

@HondoHoss77

2 ай бұрын

It could also be called “Star Woman’s” or “Star Wh*res.” Either way, I’m not watching this woke nonsense.

@YouVSMeTV

2 ай бұрын

This is it. This is the comment.

@AnthonyJohnson-hs3xs

2 ай бұрын

Good one. Tip of the hat to you, good sir.

@jjc4577

2 ай бұрын

Dammit...this is going to live in my head for all time and i'm not even unhappy about it.

@kingoffire9373

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

“Making Magic is not for amateurs.” That’s why we wanted them gone, George!

@IannisMaragakis

2 ай бұрын

Fuck yeah!

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

It’s finally completed: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ojz9CtadzgoKw.html

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

That’s a yes for George

@khfan4life365

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like George is being passive aggressive with them.

@All2Meme

2 ай бұрын

You have become what you hated as a young man, George.

There is one "Star Wars without war" aspect I would find very interesting to explore, and that would be where it is not the two clear forces battling between good and evil, but rather two forces battling within the realm of the Republic. Maybe boring politics, yes - but wouldn't it be interesting to know what the Jedi knights would do when they're sent out as peace keepers to a conflict, but both sides committ war crimes? How would their very core deal with the situation and decision making, when the black and white world they're trained to view it as, is shattered around them in pure grey paint?

Obi Wan was the end for me on all SW.. SW died a long time ago. And yes coming from an 80s kid here, I’ll leave my memories alive with the originals and the end with the prequels.

A friend recently said something really profound that stuck with me: He pointed out how you can tell that Disney Gender Wars has been a complete failure by the lack of quote-worthy lines. And I thought about it for a while and I was like... damn he's right. There are so many epic scenes, so many awesome lines in the original Star Wars that everybody knows. Since Disney purchased Lucas Film... there are literally only two lines that I remember from any of the movies or series... 1. which is just from the memes: "Somehow Palpatine returned" 2. "This is the way." That's it. So many years of "work" and that's the only two lines I remember. Says everything you need to know about this turd.

@thelegendaryklobb2879

2 ай бұрын

Even the prequels have not only lots of memorable lines, but way more and way better meme ones too

@stevemcgowen

2 ай бұрын

Andor is full of amazing dialogues. Maybe too mature for most, however...

@GregPopabich

2 ай бұрын

REEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! 🤣

@oldgoat142

2 ай бұрын

@@stevemcgowen I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything otherwise I would've spit it all up from laughing so hard. Too mature.....🤣

@peterjcoleman1489

2 ай бұрын

Spot on

Aged 56 now .I remember playing in my mates tree house aged 10 . He had a Darth Vader figure and a C3PO, and I had a storm trooper . A heady summer holiday of innocent joy, imagination and pure happiness. Thinking about it now I could cry. That is Star Wars and they wont take it away.

@antibull4869

2 ай бұрын

See I’m 25 and remember beating the hell out of my friends with our plastic lightsabers 😂 That’s what made Star Wars great. Not the DEI initiatives. The wonder inherent in the story. The ability to do anything and be in any environment and watch the characters handle the issues that arise as a result. That requires competent writers though, an ability completely lacking amongst the leftists who took over Hollywood over the last 20ish years.

@DDGLJ

2 ай бұрын

The thing they left out of the Barbie movie was all of them collecting dust bunnies under the bed after I got a Leia.

@nifftbatuff676

2 ай бұрын

There are only three movies.

@talibanairport1544

2 ай бұрын

Boba Fett action figure checking in 😎

@thekeeperofreal4144

2 ай бұрын

The Jones Plantation is available to rent on amazon prime now- we'll worth a watch

Star Wars has been over for decades already; this ought to finish the franchise.

5:53 😂😂😂 goddamn it! 😭 that caught me off guard. That was great! 🤣🤣🤣

When she said her show was like "Frozen", what she meant was that we need to let it go. I let go of Star Wars back when Ep 7 came out, and I'm much happier for it.

@petkokrushev3840

2 ай бұрын

Same for me. I quit after the 7th, it's a surprise to me, that people didn't see what a shit show it was

@BuddahChief

2 ай бұрын

As was it's logical end, right on

@lok777

2 ай бұрын

Rise of Skywalker was my limit. The others were bad, but I was not prepared for just how stupid that movie got.

@Dumbledorth

2 ай бұрын

I just enjoy the old the stuff and ignore whatever is new cause its just constant disappointment. When you're as big of fans as we all are, then that shit takes a mental toll after so many times.

@randomguy6822

2 ай бұрын

Despite how shit Star Wars has become over the past few years, I'd still recommend you give Rogue One and Andor a shot. Rogue One is IMO hugely underrated due to its release time and all the other movies that came before and after it being bad, and Andor is just a really solid show that happens to also be Star Wars (but not in a bad way - I mean in it the sense that it would be very good as a standalone show outside of a franchise and then it adds Star Wars on top of that).

"Star Wars is gone and is never coming back" It is DEFINITELY coming back. Every time I stick one of the DVD's in the player.

@SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden

2 ай бұрын

That’s not back.

@tommyhinzo7

2 ай бұрын

Use the VCR, man. Get it right.

@VxV631

2 ай бұрын

It only dies if you let it die.

@TheDalisama

2 ай бұрын

Star Wars may be dead, but Dune seems to be back.

@TheEvertw

2 ай бұрын

@@TheDalisama YES! I Love it!

Remember those "the force is female" t-shirts a handful of years ago... that was a helluva harbinger

I really want to see the big bang theory characters cry from seeing this Star wars

"Maybe it's time for fans to accept that the Star Wars they loved and grew up with is gone, and it's never coming back." Really wish you weren't so correct on this one, Drinker.

@duncanidaho5834

2 ай бұрын

Wrong. The fans will take it back once the mainstream knuckledragging football players leave. We just need to wait until they remove their dirty fingers from the pie. There will be one good comic, then a run of great novels, then a decent game, and eventually Disney will sell Lucasfilm and a true fan will direct a good movie. Our love will never die; we'll put it on the backburner until the troglodyte tv-watchers go away.

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

So wrong

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Or is this right?

@lord.liberty

2 ай бұрын

"Star Wars is gone, I am what remains"

@kevinkerr9405

2 ай бұрын

I was astonished at how they managed to make Boba Fett unwatchable.

it's easy, let's just stop watching these movies. I did.

@donttalktome4696

2 ай бұрын

Fr. Star Wars ended in 1983 when the second death star blew up and Luke cremated his father's remains.

@subhajitmajumder1107

2 ай бұрын

Same here.

@odrikronnin-gamer6579

Ай бұрын

Must not forget, it is not only an option, it is the most easy and stress free option among the rest

@spiraboy

Ай бұрын

Yes exactly. I have stopped watching (these) movies at the age of 16 before I was even fully aware of what was coming and getting louder and louder.

@DaraGaming42

Ай бұрын

Same

Love when director's say they love Star Wars. Then they go ahead and f it up.

Curiosity killed the cat Diversity killed the mouse ~Phillip3023

leslie headland looks and sounds exactly as I imagined she would. She has one of those faces that you would veer away from in a social environment, because you know exactly what will come out of that mouth (and you would be right).

@L8ugh1ngm8n1

2 ай бұрын

I thought she looked like a slimmer Jim Sterling.

@akl2k7

2 ай бұрын

​@@L8ugh1ngm8n1Considering that the last I've heard of him, he identifies as non-binary and goes by Stephanie, I don't think you're too far off.

@MozambiqueEnjoyer6097

2 ай бұрын

Hank Hill looking ass

@terencejay8845

2 ай бұрын

The huge glasses seems now to be a warning in itself.

@jugalator

2 ай бұрын

I'm happy I'm not alone in catching on to her energy.

If someone had told me 20 years ago that one day we would have 2 new star wars shows every year and all I would ever feel about it is "don't care..." I would have find it insane... and it probably is.

@user-do4sk7ce6o

2 ай бұрын

This looks cool, I don't know what you mean.

@xycap8351

2 ай бұрын

Handsome woman eh? Spongehead squarepanties ..... You can draw her with like five big pixels. Picasso invented cubism after seeing her head. I think she was an early computer animation in that Dire Straits 80s video "Money for nothin" ( and chicks for free).....

@abrahamwarner4408

2 ай бұрын

After Rouge One came out I had very high expectations for Disney Star Wars.

@kingleech16

2 ай бұрын

I’m enough of a curmudgeon that I’m still in the angry phase. Apathy is coming though, I’m sure of it.

@olkid

2 ай бұрын

Yep, me too.

"Maybe it's time to LET IT GO and move on" - "Frozen meets Kill Bill" indeed... LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Luke taught me that just letting it go is not the answer. We must have faith that one day KK will retire/die and that Filoni might be given free rein to run the franchise properly.

Jodie Turner Smith's "Yas! Yas!" is just the perfect encapsulation of modern Star Wars somehow.

@JoakimOtamaa

2 ай бұрын

It's so bad.

@sjdrifter72

2 ай бұрын

As soon as I heard that I dismissed it as disposable lesbian garbage.

@liamphibia

2 ай бұрын

"Star Wars is very like patriarchal." Go to hell.

@user-yc5um2pl5v

2 ай бұрын

@@sjdrifter72 Which it so painfully obviously is (and nothing more).

@RocafellaPlaza82

2 ай бұрын

It's like Poetry. It Rhymes.

You can always tell the Drinker's mood by the way he says "Go Away Now" and this one was so sad :(

For me it’s time to buy up all those old novels I got from the library when I was a kid and remember that’s what Star Wars is. Just ignore the zombified corpse shambling around on D+. There was an era when Star Wars was great, so just enjoy that

4:30 I mean Kreia states it clearly in Kotor 2, that anyone can use a lightsaber: using it does not make anyone a jedi or sith, in fact it works against that end.

@iilhares

4 күн бұрын

Jedi and SIth are just two opposing faiths that share roots, like Pentecostals v. the Church of Satan. Pretty much anybody with the gift (being able to manipulate the force) would be able to handle such a weapon. That's why it's so tiresome to hear people discuss it and say "Oh, Kylo was a Sith". Since when? He was a petulant child with a talent for the force, but he appeared to have no holocrons, no master. Just an angsty boy with a red lightsaber.

They're never gonna give it up, but they'll always let you down.

@tonythekillab8189

2 ай бұрын

Take my thumbs up, And don't let me see your smart ass around here again.

@GoldenSSJ

2 ай бұрын

most underrated comment here. I'd like to upvote you but rules say never upvote someone with 69 likes

@DaMaster012

2 ай бұрын

Always going to run around and dessert you Always going to make you cry, driving you to say goodbye Always going to tell a lie, and hurt you

The ending comment, accepting that Star Wars is gone forever, hits hard. I was 12 when Star Wars came out in 1977. It meant something to me.

@user-yc5um2pl5v

2 ай бұрын

High time you let go. It's necessary for your personal growth.

@eddysgaming9868

2 ай бұрын

I was there in '77. The first time I experienced a sense of awe at the theaters.

@lordxmugen

2 ай бұрын

Star Wars isnt gone. its the writers who wrote the best stories and games for it that are gone. Its the same for Marvel movies. When all of the DEI hires and the woke writers are jettisoned from hollywood and GOOD WRITERS and people who understand the franchise like we did in the 90s and 00s are back in power, then people will like those things again. When that happens, itll be like they never left. But that wont happen until Disney is a smoldering pile of garbage and everyone is let go and replaced. So you just have to buckle up and enjoy the good old stuff until they do.

@user-ce4ml8rd7b

2 ай бұрын

Well, on the plus side, at least there's a more than worthy replacement in cinema's: Dune ... Villeneuve showing Disney how an epic sci-fi saga needs to be made to attract an audience.

@MemesOfProduction69

2 ай бұрын

Because you were 12....

It's a shame that so many classic and venerable franchises are being run into the ground, largely due to wildly incompetent and unqualified writers and show-runners who either have forgotten or never knew how to write compelling narratives.

Disney, put Ridley Scott in charge and it's granted that C3PO and R2D2 are the creators of the FORCE. Joke apart, I love the man and i bet That, if he had done a Star Wars movie, it would have Been great.

A Lez story!?? Wow!! Stunning and brave. It isn’t like there isn’t already a bunch of shows centered on that and the many identities catered to out here. Very empowering 👏

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

The best story so far

@prod.Chopper

2 ай бұрын

Empowering indeed

@WhiteManOnCampus

2 ай бұрын

At the very least we'll get some intense violence if they're portraying a lesbian relationship.

@sleepteam

2 ай бұрын

@@WhiteManOnCampus LMAO

@kazen5907

2 ай бұрын

A clone of the L word, set in a Jedi Academy, would still be better than this is gonna be.

Rest in peace, Star Wars. We loved you once, but now you're gone...and we miss you.

@petermcnallt12pm

2 ай бұрын

"No one's ever really gone" Luke Skywalker

@SlavicGold

2 ай бұрын

😢

Before they were jed¡ and there was no light or dark side there was just the force.. balance, power, understanding.. there is no sides it all about the knowledge if the force. That the high republic. And we're going to get the most badass sith scene we've ever seen

@ShadestheMothman

Ай бұрын

Right on brother

@nathanhawee5373

Ай бұрын

@ShadestheMothman been watching star wars for 30 yrs. Read and discussed lots over the years. Couldn't stand him whinning about the universe. I know Disney sucks hairy rancor testicles but man I'm tired of ppl complaining about it. Either give it up and stop watching or quit b¡T(#ing about it. It's gonna be awesome to see the high republic

@ShadestheMothman

Ай бұрын

@@nathanhawee5373 I know I fully agree with you. Not to mention his points were just wrong the director in the clips he showed was just so obviously passionate and exited about the show she was creating. There was also his weird point about “show me a single white man in this singular frame of the show (contains a white man)”

I don't care what any Star Wars advertising tries to sell me. As damaged goods it now must pass the test each and every time in every iteration. I hope for the best with the Ubisoft Game being released later this year - but I wouldn't hold my breath.

“The bad guys are the underdogs”. This sums up and explains their ideology very nicely. Whoever has the most “power” IS the bad guy.

@theworld6710

2 ай бұрын

I believe that’s incorrect. Underdog is used to describe a competitor with little chance of winning, or a person with little status. Underdog isn’t a moral position. It’s entirely accurate and reasonable to say the Sith were the underdogs at that time, and doesn’t imply the Republic to be bad.

@GeorgeMonet

2 ай бұрын

But they have the most power.

@JawaThePwn

2 ай бұрын

Marxist lens.

@The_ScapeGoat

2 ай бұрын

​@@theworld6710 you have much to learn about postmodern neomarxism

@sjtaylor7950

2 ай бұрын

Why is power *not* important, exactly? Even the original Star Wars (and prequels) reasoned that the power someone (or groups of someones) has has an affect on how their morality impacts the universe around it. Isn't just pretending power isn't important because everyone with power now is totally just a 'good guy' even MORE ideological a stance to take?

"Why is so much of modern Hollywood about tearing down classic heroes and reframing villains as misunderstood anti-heroes? Why are they trying to dupe people into believing that nothing is intrinsically good or bad, that morality and objective reality don't actually exist?" Thank you for wording it so well! It's a trend I've noticed in a lot of newer novels as well, and it's so frustrating!

@ericcallahan829

2 ай бұрын

Aptly describes the modern liberal democrat and how their crown jewel cities are run. NYC, chicago, san fran and LA. All have rising crime as they reform bail and crime laws

@curtisfarley6558

2 ай бұрын

Propaganda just gets stronger and stronger while the population hasn't gotten any better at resisting it. That's why they target kids and try to break down the family structure. But say "conspiracy" and you will be lumped in with people who believe the earth is flat. Here is an example. Google Chem trails and prepare to get gaslit; Google cloud seeding and they will reveal that they are spreading chemicals via plane to produce clouds.

@colofthedead6101

2 ай бұрын

It's a step away from the mythology of the stories like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings to the darker, grayer worlds of GoT/etc.. Both have their place, but they don't need to ruin the great and timeless stories.

@Rebrn-bk5em

2 ай бұрын

Thousands of years of wisdom handed down only for some young person today to say “nah I know better”. These same folks are literally rewriting history to fit an agenda

@Aqueox

2 ай бұрын

It's called BOLSHEVISM and subversive activity by "Israelis". Same playbook, different era.

Andor was amazing. Don’t give up hope. Actually, perhaps that’s what Star Wars is doing - showing us there’s a new hope.

@artair70

21 күн бұрын

When did Amazing become anything better than sludge?

So well said! I felt exactly the same when watching the trailer. The diversity “checklist” is done so over the top it shows and takes you out of the story beforehand. It’s exactly the opposite of what fiction should be.

"There is no good or evil, Harry. There is... only power, and those too weak to seek it."

@drivenbyrage5710

2 ай бұрын

Sounds alot like, The Message. It's not about inclusivity, it's about superiority over others.

@fredo3161

2 ай бұрын

A nonsensical statement.