Zack Snyder, on Wired, said that he started writing this story in high school. I totally believe him.

@David-rq9en

Ай бұрын

I watched that video lol. He gave a pretty reasonable explanation about the slow motion shots, however, he’s not self-aware enough to understand when to use it.

@nailinthefashion

Ай бұрын

I said it’s baby’s first N*zi parody and I was RIGHT???

@15Candles

Ай бұрын

Well Seth Rogen wrote Superbad when he was a teenager and turned out to be a better writer than Snyder lmao

@Tomodrones

Ай бұрын

Yeah but people like Snyder need to understand that you need other writers to look over your stuff and it is okay to have a second draft for something you started in high school. Directors like Seth Rogan and others have stuff they started in high school that they turn into movies that turned out much better than rebel move.

@petriew2018

Ай бұрын

@@David-rq9en what Snyder doesn't get is the effect his slow motion addiction has on the pacing of his movies one of the best examples of slow motion is in, unsurprisingly, Lord of the Rings. When the Rohirrim are charging the movie slows down, pans around, lets you appreciate the scale of what's happening while the music builds to set the mood... then suddenly the music cuts, the speed returns to normal, all you're left with is the noise and chaos of battle to really grab you at a visceral level. Build tension, release tension. film making 101. With Snyder he tends to do is ass backwards to the detriment of his movies. He tries to build tension, but then he slows the movie to a crawl to show off how pretty the scene is and you loose any emotional impact from what's happening, you are starkly reminded you're watching a movie. And he does this over and over these days, with scene that don't matter at all, and the pacing goes completely down the toilet So yeah, the problem really isn't that Snyder uses slow motion, it's that he abuses slow motion.

Zach is his OWN Audience. He makes movies for HIMSELF.

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

Of course and Zach Makes His Own Movies For His OWN Audience So He Can Make Money

@fulcrum6760

28 күн бұрын

Reminds me of Steven Seagal. He makes movies for himself.

@lenindominguez1986

28 күн бұрын

@@fulcrum6760 Steven Seagull Doesn't Need The Audience. He is The Audience

@fulcrum6760

28 күн бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 Just like Snyder.

John Woo used less slow motion in his entire filmography than Snyder did in Rebel Moon

@bohamian903

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@marciliojunior9599

Ай бұрын

☠️

@Devilsblood

Ай бұрын

John Woo and Sam Peckinpah combined don't even abuse slow motion like Snyder does.

@15Candles

Ай бұрын

Don't forget Martin Scorsese too, then again that's a high standard but still he's also one of few filmmakers who likes to use slow motion but didn't overused it. The Wolf of Wall Street had one slow motion scene in the "Steve Madden scene" and that was perfectly executed

@llamabot9889

Ай бұрын

also less birds

From “300” to zero - the Zack Snyder Story.

@chadwhitfield6946

Ай бұрын

He has 4 or 5 good movies. 300, Man of Steel, Dawn of Dead remake, even Watchmen. He needs a partner that's a really good writer.

@rodmoore1577

Ай бұрын

Good one! I wish I had come up with that one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@codinghusky5196

Ай бұрын

​@@chadwhitfield6946 out of 5, 300 is ACTUALLY good, Man of Steel is saved by being an interesting new take on an old story at a time when visuals weren't an old thing, Dawn of the Dead remake is a total piece of unwatchable sh*t, and Watchmen is a borefest that tries to have style but is really just shite in a nice packaging. Aside of 300, if ANY of those were books instead of movies, nobody would get to the 1/3rd before calling it a 3rd.

@greysnake2903

Ай бұрын

@codinghusky5196 Yes, 300 is so bad it's good.

@notmyemail506

3 күн бұрын

​@@greysnake2903nah its just cool as fuck

I can't wait for Zack Synder's Farmer's Cut of Rebel Moon: The Grain Harvester. 🧑🏿‍🌾🌾😏😆

@greenytaddict

Ай бұрын

😭

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

With *_SIX FULL HOURS_* of slow motion wheat harvesting!!

@jama3335

Ай бұрын

Bruh

@SiriuslyBlack7

Ай бұрын

The Grain is Life.

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

​@@michaelstrong5383the grain of Corn flakes

It amazes me that a movie about a bugs and ants fighting grasshoppers had more emotion and heart put into than this

The long ass scenes of them gathering wheat pissed me off. 😂

@cinematicsterling6897

Ай бұрын

that was getting on my nerves

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

To quote Spaceballs: *"Prepare to fast forward!"*

@nailinthefashion

Ай бұрын

It was like a 5 minute scene but it felt like 20

@scribble5057

Ай бұрын

It was a farming music video

@J_MM

Ай бұрын

I was like why is this even in slowmo

The fact that at this point, every single Zack Snyder movies desperately need a director's cut is starting to annoyed me so much. Peter Jackson had a theatrical cut and director's cut for LOTR but he didn't spent most of the marketing talking about the director's cut so desperately as his team made a theatrical cut that's good enough to satisfy a lot of people. Something that Snyder certainly didn't do with the Rebel Moon movies 🤷

@carlosperalta1714

Ай бұрын

So true. Why would I watch a Director's Cut of a bad movie that had many issues?! It's like slapping a small bandaid to a large wound

@TwistedReality13

Ай бұрын

It'll just be a longer version of his shit movies lol

@SubterrelProspector

Ай бұрын

The theatrical cuts of Lord of the Rings ARE the director's cuts. They're his preferred cuts.

@big2033

Ай бұрын

And both versions of Peter Jackson's movies are good.

@mudbutt234

Ай бұрын

Netflix would only fund Rebel Moon if he gave the pg13 versions of the movie

Relabel Moon is technically the plot of A Bugs Life with Star Wars mixed in 😂

@joeortiz7734

Ай бұрын

Bugs life was based on 7 samurai, and Star Wars was inspired by samurai movies.

@zainmudassir2964

Ай бұрын

​@@joeortiz7734 Akira Kurosawa films to be specific

@soulrebel6309

Ай бұрын

A Bug's Life ride at Disneyworld is top tier

@williehampton3855

Ай бұрын

Yeah, this evil empire trying to conquer this small village just for their crops. That's A Bug's Life in a nutshell.

@iitvoii

Ай бұрын

@@williehampton3855 So basically Seven Samurai.

You know we can say what we want about how Disney has handled Star Wars in recent years, but after watching these Rebel Moon movies, them denying Snyder into making a Star Wars movie for them was the smartest thing they did.

@nailinthefashion

Ай бұрын

Imagine how much worse the sequel trilogy would have been? I can’t quite grasp that

Farmers are beating their wheat to this movie. Well done Snyder.

This film dared to ask: Can we make farming look epic? The answers is no, but Zack Snyder tried to make it happen. Next he’ll film people eating soup in slow-mo with some lady chanting over it.

@sciencefantastic

Ай бұрын

He did have a bunch of Nordic women smelling Aquaman’s clothes and singing.

@minilopgamer1950

Ай бұрын

Don’t give him ideas!

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

I know you're joking, but at this point, I wouldn't put it past him to actually do that in a future movie.

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

​@@minilopgamer1950Zach Snyder is Like Tommy Wiseau, So Pls Don't Give Him No Ideas

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

​@@michaelstrong5383absolutely

How has Zack Snyder not been put in “director jail” yet?

@raycharles704

Ай бұрын

What’s that?

@NelsonMandela1million

Ай бұрын

He has a cult of brainwashed idiots.

@NOLA0NE

Ай бұрын

That's for Directors doing bad stuff in real life

@fulcrum6760

Ай бұрын

@@NOLA0NEYeah I hate when folks apply that to the director of Whiplash and Babylon.

@cashewnuttel9054

Ай бұрын

I know right? Especially since I think it was his movies that led to his adopted daughter committing... you know.

The lore gets worse: You’re telling me the Motherworld enslaves inter dimensional god-like beings to become hyper space engines but can’t grow their own grain?!

@tobiaslawrence8928

Ай бұрын

The more you think the more it doesn't make sense. I give star wars this at least they'll explain how that would have happened.

@fulcrum6760

Ай бұрын

@@tobiaslawrence8928 That’s like if Jar Jar beats up Abeloth and can’t beat up Cassian Andor. I can’t believe Snyder fans defend this and resort to insults.

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

This is literally the same thing as Ben Affleck asking Michael Bay about the logic of training oil drillers to become astronauts and not the other way around, only to get shot down.

@fulcrum6760

Ай бұрын

@@michaelstrong5383 And Snyder fans defend this.

@petriew2018

Ай бұрын

it's also an idea he stole from Warhammer 40K.....

Remember when Netflix cancelled your favourite show? They had to make room for big hollywood director Zack Snyder, and they'll give him as much money as he wants with zero notes.

@echidna1987

Ай бұрын

RIP Mind Hunter.

@julianhensley8996

Ай бұрын

Rip Bone

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

Still haven't forgiven them for canceling Bone. That could have been an amazing series, but nope. Netflix decided to give us this instead.

@alteredego6208

Ай бұрын

RIP Marco Polo

@jamesmcclaren9759

Ай бұрын

But they did give him notes. One that I remember was that it had to be taken down to Pg13 from rated R to increase audience views. That’s just one major note he spoke about. Perhaps among other conflicts, they gave too many notes

don't forget, there is the standard Snyder "Oh, there's a 4 hr extended Cut that is the movie I really wanted..." excuse.

@bigbearkat2010

Ай бұрын

And his fan base telling us we're too stupid to understand his movies and the director's cuts explain everything

@carlosperalta1714

Ай бұрын

"Sir, you had full creative control!"

@petriew2018

Ай бұрын

@@carlosperalta1714 but you don't understand, they made him make in pg-13. And clearly the problem with these movies is there's not enough sex and gore....

@notmyemail506

3 күн бұрын

​@@petriew2018tbf theres never enough sex and gore

In Rebel Moon who control the wheat control the slow motions.

@Ebon_Sean

Ай бұрын

The grain must flow....

Are we sure Rebal moon isn’t a spiritual successor to Battlefield Earth?

@ladyhotep5189

Ай бұрын

Dayuum 😂😂😂😂

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

Battlefield Earth gave us a lot of Dutch angles. Rebel Moon gave us a lot of slow motion.

@klass_1221

Ай бұрын

"Piece of cake". I'm still blocking Battlefield Earth out of my mind.

@fangal12

Ай бұрын

If a de-aged Terl showed up telling everyone how he was born to conquer galaxies this movie would have gotten a solid 10/10 😅

@Shadowman4710

Ай бұрын

@@klass_1221 I envy you.

Zack Snyder fans are the LAST people to complain about judging movies before they come out. These clowns harass James Gunn daily, and awere judging the new Superman movie before we even had an actor for Superman.

@bigbearkat2010

Ай бұрын

The Snyder fans I knew were also quick to defend the theatrical Justice League telling me we were making too much out of the reshoots and Cavill's mustache but when they realized they could blame Joss Whedon for everything suddenly they sang a whole different tune.

@GreenPeelEL34

Ай бұрын

Circus freaks, all of them.

@mrcritical6751

Ай бұрын

They keep calling Gunn a PDF file

@lazuruswolf6668

25 күн бұрын

@@mrcritical6751 All because of some bad tweets he made a decade ago, yet if you show the cult the messed up shit Snyder said they will still defend him.

Korey isnt kidding about the wheat shots. This is borderline pornographic 😂

@carlosperalta1714

Ай бұрын

I'm surprised there wasn't cream of wheat 😂

@nailinthefashion

Ай бұрын

@@carlosperalta1714y’all are tewwwwwww muccchhhhhh

@carlosperalta1714

Ай бұрын

@@nailinthefashion or not enough 😏

@ladyhotep5189

Ай бұрын

​@@carlosperalta1714you nasty 😂😂😂

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

Throwing the wheat in the air was the money shot. 😂

Snyder went from 300 to Budweiser commercials in space

I have been legit waiting on this review like a hawk hovering over a mouse.

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

Me Too and I am Like a Hawk Trying To Hover Over a Snake

My biggest problem with Rebel Moon is that Zack Snyder cast both Daario Naharis’s and he didn’t even have them actually fight each other. COME ON!

@nailinthefashion

Ай бұрын

That’s so specific and random lmao I love this

I was watching that grain scene expecting a Hennessey logo to pop up lol

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

Me too

Dude thought he was Christopher Nolan after the Snyder Cut.

@Ebon_Sean

Ай бұрын

Dude's been trying to be Nolan ever since Nolan helped him make Man of Steel

@nailinthefashion

Ай бұрын

We have Nolan at home The Nolan at home:

@mrcritical6751

Ай бұрын

Can you imagine Zack Snyder’s Oppenheimer? Just two whole minuets of the test nuke going off

5:30 That's *ACCURATE.* _"Zack Snyder is the 'Cheesecake Factory' of directors"_ lol! 😆

This and Angry Joe’s review have had me in tears! This is hilarious!! 🤣

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

This is so Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@marcushamner5994

Ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986I couldn’t breathe at all! Angry Joe and Double Toasted are on the same page!🤣🤣🤣

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

@@marcushamner5994 Double Toasted and Angry Joe Should Team Up Together and Make Movie Reviews

@marcushamner5994

Ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 i would love to see that collaboration. It’s would be the “Marvel Team Up” and media crossover that is needed.😊👊🏾💙

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

@@marcushamner5994 its Power Up

I don't support this movie that will boost Snyder's ego much further I do support the entertainment that reviewers gave us reviewing this movie though

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

This Review Keeps Better & Better

The fight scenes, while stylish, were like a kid playing with action figures

@sir_stride

Ай бұрын

Isn't that literally every action movie ever?

@muhammedahmed3291

Ай бұрын

​@@sir_strideNo, good action scenes feel gritty and realistic even when it's fantastical. A kid playing with two bionicles is going to create a crazy "scene" with little internal consistency or weight.

@luciusnguyen2449

Ай бұрын

@@sir_stride No 🤦‍♂, good action scenes require emotional stakes and tension. We need to know what's the goals of all the sides in the fight, how important the goal is to each side (the deeper the better, to a philosophical level is the best) and, how these goals conflict with one another that's emotional stakes. Tension is how you build a scene so that the audience cannot predict which side is going to end up on top. Without these, the scene will feel empty like kids playing with action figures

@fangal12

Ай бұрын

@@sir_stride Zack, is that you?

@youngrootv

Ай бұрын

@@muhammedahmed3291the animated Bionicle movies have better action sequences than Rebel Moon unironically. Those movies went crazy when I was younger lol

J.J. Abrams: I can make the new Star Wars. Zack Snyder: Bro, my Star Wars is better and edgier. Denis Villeneuve: Vraiment? Hold my Caribou!

This are the types of reviews I come for

@ladyhotep5189

Ай бұрын

🤔🫢😂

Both Double Toasted and Angry Joe roasting this movie is a thing of beauty 🤣🤣🤣

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

Both Double Toasted & Angry Joe Should Team Up Together & Review Good Films

“The Scargiver”… sounds like a middle school edgy OC.

@Erichwanh

Ай бұрын

Zack Snyder is a JHS edgelord who, somehow, is given NINE DIGITS to do what he wants for a movie. If you don't know what he wants for Batman in jail, well, it's totally Zack Snyder.

@sandroilpelato7153

Ай бұрын

Zack is just as mature and clever as an edgy 13 year old...

@thema1998

Ай бұрын

It's Zack Snyder! He does stuff like that all the time. 😂

@luciusnguyen2449

Ай бұрын

@@sandroilpelato7153 which explains why his fan are exactly the same as him because he help them fulfill their edgelord fantasy

@ericng7015

Ай бұрын

Looks like Zack never get passed that phase of his life then

Rebel Moon feels like an 8-10 episode Season edited into 4 hours. I get that Zack wants to make these sprawling epics told over several movies, but I don’t know why he doesn’t just do TV instead. His style of storytelling would work so much better that way. And he’d have to work with other writers and directors to help him.

@SuperShinobi95

Ай бұрын

I agree

@Peer165

Ай бұрын

So you really want 4 hours of slow-mo wheat harvesting? 😂😂

You know for a director like Snyder, who puts so much emphasis on his cinematography almost like he’s crafting a painting, you’d think he would actually learn how to make his movies watchable.

@LeftoverBeefcake

Ай бұрын

I really hope Zack just gives up directing (and writing) and only gets hired to be a cinematographer, which he is obviously the most passionate about. He has the George Lucas problem of using his actors as props and not fully fleshed out human beings.

@Thallium212

Ай бұрын

@@LeftoverBeefcakeThat’s my exact issue with Anakin in the prequels. Took the clone wars for me to actually like the character.

The slow mo is a trick to extend the running time. Without it both movies would fit into one movie.

@rodriguez1025

Ай бұрын

I’d be curious to see how much shorter the movies would be if all the slow Mo was sped up to regular speed.

@nyiniamako

Ай бұрын

@@rodriguez1025 I think someone should do the math!

The overexposure of wheat slow motion is the equivalent to that SpongeBob caveman special with the WTF moment of different images flashing back and forth with dramatic music. Only without the reveal of the human barbershop quartet! Lol 💯

Rebel Grain Part 2: The Wheatgiver 🍞🥐🥖

@lenindominguez1986

Ай бұрын

Yummy

The wheat scene looks like a damn cereal commercial.

Damn that thumbnail foul! 🤣 Why you do Djimon Hounsou like that?

@nailinthefashion

Ай бұрын

Even worse than his singing 💀

@elijahbannis6474

Ай бұрын

Don't even get me started on his lyrics

@JulienHemmendinger

Ай бұрын

It's like that in the movie! It's the shot I reference in the review LOL

Zack Snyder needs to ask himself, “Why…………do I………..have this………..sicko…………obsession………..with……………………………………………slo-mo?”

Zack Snyder uses slow-mo the same way I used to make the font extra big as well as the spacing between lines to fill the minimum page requirement for papers back in high school.

This movie would have worked better as a sequel to Space Balls. Space Balls: Getting this bread.

The Snyder cult crying watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This empire can supposedly enslave inter dimensional gods to fuel their ships for inter stellar travel yet can’t grow their own wheat…okay Zack

I'm normally not a fan of taking things away from people that they enjoy, but at this point WE have to take "slow mo" away from Zack Snyder! 😂

I think the most baffling thing is that people still defend this man. There is nothing wrong with a simple dumb action movie but theres a reason why people love transformers 1 and hate transformers 2. You have to have some competency

@bigdreams5554

Ай бұрын

Let's face it, with 8 billion people on planet earth, there's a ton of IQ

@doc8013

Ай бұрын

I don't even mind if they like this drudge, I just can't stand that they treat it as some cinematic brilliance that only their small group can comprehend.

@bigbearkat2010

Ай бұрын

@@doc8013 Omg if I have one more Snyder bro explain to me how "save Martha" was masterpiece film making

@petriew2018

Ай бұрын

@@doc8013 that's what annoys me the most. "i like this movie' and "this is a good movie" are two entirely different statements. I love Flash Gordon. Not because it's a good movie, but because of how wonderfully terrible it all is. Any criticism you want to level at that movie, go for it, i'll probably agree. It's not an indictment of me when you criticize something i enjoy laughing at. the Snydercult has made their obsession with Snyder such a part of their personality that they take any criticism as a personal attack, because how can something they love also be bad? It just makes them obnoxious because their starting position is completely illogical but they insist your the one who's just 'hating'.

@bigbearkat2010

Ай бұрын

@@petriew2018 yes thank you. A Snyder bro had commented on a review of the first Rebel Moon calling people haters because of how so many people come out of the woodwork to shit on his movies whenever they're released. I had personally countered that Snyder fanboys have spent so much time telling everyone else how awesome he is and whining at anybody that disagrees that they've basically made it impossible to have even lukewarm opinions about him.

Quite impressive that despite all the death & destruction in both movies that Snyder & Team were able to make me feel absolutely nothing for the protagonists, that takes real skill from the auteur! The SnyyderCult should always be reminded that even though they think critics have it out for Zack, Audience Scores for the movies he's directed and/or written since 'The Snyder Cut' (RT 93%) are; Army of The Dead (75%), Army of Thieves (69%), Rebel Moon P1 (58%) & P2 (53%). So why haven't the same ppl who rushed to give the Snyder Cut 93% done the same for the rest?!

@thecunninlynguist

Ай бұрын

i feel the same way. I did not care about these people, at all.

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter both took their time to let us know a lot about their characters and arcs so that the final climatic battle would have emotional stakes. Rebel Moon gave us none of that while giving us zero-dimensional characters (calling them one-dimensional would be giving too much credit) and no reason for us to care about them.

@AllInTheGame01

Ай бұрын

@@michaelstrong5383 Couldn't have said it any better! But rest assured that Snyder will not take any of this as a valuable learning opportunity!

@SuCKeRPunCH187

Ай бұрын

because they are dc fans first,

@ladyhotep5189

Ай бұрын

​@@AllInTheGame01Snyder gonna Snyder....every damn time 😂😂😂

"Bad guys are stealing a small village's food, so some space heroes band together to save the village!" ... so this is the exact plot of Episode 4 of The Mandalorian, only Zack Snyder needs over 5 hours to tell it; gotcha. EDIT: Yes, I know it's also the plot of Seven Samurai and Magnificent Seven. I brought up The Mandalorian because it did this apparently 5+ hour plot IN FORTY MINUTES.

@DanJackson1977

Ай бұрын

Akira Kurosawa told the same story in 207 minutes... plus intermission.

@VandalSauvage

Ай бұрын

It’s literally Seven Samurai. Or Magnificent Seven

@Darklordjadow1

Ай бұрын

@@VandalSauvage I know; I just brought up The Mandalorian to illustrate the point because it wrapped this shit up IN FORTY MINUTES

@robertwoods3871

Ай бұрын

Fancy seeing you here, Jadow. I didn't know you were a toastie!

@mrcritical6751

Ай бұрын

Hell Blazing Saddles told this story in less than two hours and still had time for a farting session

Next Zack Snyder movie will show slow motion eating

You master intergalactic space travel and reviving the dead, but you need wheat and can't grow, manufacture, and tend wheat!!!???

@battlion507

Ай бұрын

In Dead Space, the USG Ishimura had a hydroponics section with fresh vegetation all over the place.

Rebel Moon Part 8: In Search of the Rice Field Rebel Moon Part 10: Electric Boogaloo!

@LeeSixTwenty

Ай бұрын

Rebel Moon Part 9: The Lampshade of No Real Significance Rebel Moon Part 11: The Quest For More Money Rebel Moon Part 12: The Imperium Takes Manhattan

@notmyemail506

3 күн бұрын

Your all forgetting the 29 hour extended cuts of all these movies

I think it'll all come together in Rebel Moon 12

I’ve not watched it yet but the way y’all describe it. It makes it sound like the most generic sci-fi film that you would actually find on the sci-fi channel.

Love the way y'all express y'all selfs 🤣

The amount of slo mo shots were utterly ridiculous 🤣🤣

When the villagers were giving the heroes gifts based on they're personalities or whatever at the beginning, I thought I had fallen asleep somehow and missed a whole portion of the movie

Experiencing a Zach Snyder script is a great confidence boost for aspiring writers like myself

😂😂😂 This is the funniest review I've ever heard 😂😂😂

It's two types of people in this world. 1. Those who are snyder fans 2. Those with functioning brain matter

Martin’s laugh in this video is so amazing. I just love Martin.

@TheSpecsShow

Ай бұрын

It's a tragedy that Billy wasn't on this one too. His laugh always boosts the content

Zach Snyder is the Jerry Jones of Blockbuster Filmmaking: He wears three hats but is only a "hall of famer" at one of those three jobs. I watched Dune Pt.1 & Pt. 2 back-to-back over the weekend. I'll give the same opportunity to Rebel Moon to understand the vision in totality.

Zach Snyder is Golden Coral. Damn. I remember eating there as a kid. They had whole fried fish. Heads still on em. Look like they been under the heat lamp since the 60s.

Martin said Exactly what I did in that the robot became a Literal "deus ex machina" 😂😂

27:07 The tiny bridge made me laugh so hard

So in summary Part 1 : Planting the wheat Part 2 : Harvesting the wheat Part 3 : Processing the wheat into flour Part 4 : Transporting the flour Part 5 : Cooking/Making food (using/from flour) Part 6 : Plating of said Food (The Menu rip-off+ slowmo)

@mrcritical6751

Ай бұрын

Part 7: making a sandwich

Go watch Seven samurai or magnificent seven STAR WARS And Dune pt 1 and 2

Wait...so the premise is a giant, violent superior species picks on this inferior community of farmers and steals their grain, while a rag tag group of protagonists fight back against them? He didn't rip off a bunch of Sci Fi movies, he ripped off A fucking Bug's Life.

@michaelstrong5383

Ай бұрын

Ed Skrein's character *_WISHES_* he was anything like Hopper.

@bigmojo704

Ай бұрын

A bugs life ripped off 7 samurai

@mrcritical6751

Ай бұрын

Zack just seeing his kids watch Bugs Life and pondering “what if I do that…but not fun”

been waiting for this review for days lol

At this point, Rebel Moon might as well be B roll footage for some Warhammer 40k topic channel.

Was very much looking forward to this video. Let the fun begin!

I would have been pissed if this was a real Star Wars film

Rebel moon 3 will have slow motion bowel movements. From 3 different angles.

I've been waiting for this review.

Zach Golden Corral Snyder 😂

"maybe its really a lot of fun!" 😂😂

"The Zack Snyder of restaurants." - Golden Corral's New Slogan And I can't even compliment his visuals when so many shots are badly focused where it's too blurry when things should be clear.

I was in awe by how ridiculous this movie was. Snyder has hit a new level of medicority.

19:30. I love these Oldheads man😅

I wish he'd go back to his "army" movies. Army of the dead and Army of thieves were great, I was invested in those stories.

Rebel Moon: Make farming great again

LOL. "WE WANT THAT WHEAT RIGHT THERE."

this is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a while 😂

Haha, he said that robot was running on CP3-0 Time, on some "I'll get there when I get there!" type shit XD

Finally! I've been waiting for this review lol

Snyder's best work is when he's not writing the stories

This is Zack Snyder with free rein. He can’t tell a story to save his life, and his dramatic instincts are horrible. 90% of what you liked about the Snyder cut came from your own brain, from the rich history of the comics, like when you see a perfect pretty face that reminds you of an ex, and attribute positive characteristics to it.

It’s funny that you guys mentioned Golden Corral because that’s where I work at in Bentonville, Arkansas, as a Cashier! LOL! ☺️

@HeatherAngus-vj2jq

Ай бұрын

Excuse me, sorry, I meant, Rogers.

I swear to God Zack Snyder and his obsession with slow motion needs to be studied, its ridiculous.

I never knew I needed to see grain farming in Slow motion till I saw this movie! Lmao 😂😂

So, did anyone noticed the scratched/cracked lens of the camera as they rode on horses to the village? I thought it was the sun but I don’t think it was.

The color and the slow mo in the wheat scene reminds me of Terence Malick's Days of Heaven

They got spaceships but they don't got a combine harvester?

Aye don’t compare Snyder to Cheesecake Factory lol.

Zach Snyder is the DJ Screw of the movie industry... Everything Chopped and Screwed..... He should use some of his music.

@tapset

18 күн бұрын

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The former British prime minister theresa may said she used to run thru fields of wheat as a youth. She must have loved this film

Was waiting on this review 😂

Thank god they never restored the snyderverse

I'm eagerly waiting for Korey to say "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." for the Deadpool & Wolvie Trailer 🤣😂

I guess "artisanal organic wheat" is a thing in the future, lol