Raised by a MILF w/ Nick Thune | Your Mom's House Ep. 760
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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool guy with a really cool chicken joke before get into some benefits of how bad Christina's memory is. Tom and Christina also talk about overhearing confrontations from much more volatile marriages and show some video clips of their cool bathroom.
Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Nick Thune who is currently touring with fellow comedian Nate Bargatze and he's looking quite fashionable these days. Nick and the Main Mommies talk about pop music, bread, parenting, accents, sitcom acting, Apatow comedies, hot moms, and things kids do that are just super annoying!
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 760
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KZread Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Hold The Chicken
00:07:03 - Memory
00:11:25 - Hearing Other People's Bad Marriages
00:17:42 - Site Bans
00:21:54 - Tom and Christina's Bathroom
00:27:20 - The Very Fashionable Nick Thune
00:33:23 - Pop Music and Bread
00:40:48 - Anti-Aging Guru
00:47:29 - Parenting
00:53:01 - Accents
00:57:31 - Sitcom Acting
01:02:23 - Apatow Comedies
01:07:05 - Hot Moms
01:11:23 - Ed Orgeron Subtitles
01:14:52 - Annoying Kids
01:23:12 - Closing Song - "Get That Booty" by DJ Knucklehead
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Tim Robinson as a guest would be wild
@ryanweaver6717
24 күн бұрын
Oh my god yes
@slapttastic
24 күн бұрын
WE'RE GONNA GO NUTS IN THERE.
@BasedGod-ey5ee
24 күн бұрын
Best comment ive seen here in a very long time...especially with his new HBO show coming out soon
@kevinkrebs1412
24 күн бұрын
this 1000%
@Rallenross
23 күн бұрын
Please
Every once in a while, there's a guest that's like, "I'll be on the pod, as long as you don't make me watch those videos"
Where are the cool guys? Where are the tiktoks? Where are the HorH? The bags of chips? The dental updates? The feuds? The only cool guys this episode are the ones dominating the comments.
@jamesharris5156
24 күн бұрын
They’re becoming the cool guys. Getting harder and harder to finish an episode.
@TonyMarselle
23 күн бұрын
I think tom is a pretty cool guy.
@jkol323
23 күн бұрын
They only wanna bash the poors!
@jesseleesamples
22 күн бұрын
I’m only 5 minutes into the episode and there’s already a cool guy so what are you whining about lol. Also, it is possible to do a bit too much to where it’s not funny anymore, so I’m glad it’s not the same shit every week. Hate from America.
@ubergarcia9361
22 күн бұрын
He had a 5 hour layover probably ran out of time
That bathroom... The top dog voice really soothes the colon 😂
@johlwallace8294
24 күн бұрын
On the toilet, as we speak...
@Binfordtools6100
24 күн бұрын
That bathroom… oof.
Mommy blink twice if Tom pushed you down the stairs
@user-kb9jt7oh1n
20 күн бұрын
@Numbercruncher34 more propaganda from Big Dumb Wife Corporations Lobby somewhere else
“I have so many holes in my brain from truama” Christina you mix benzos with liq you WILIN
Nick Thune is one of those names I’ve been hearing for a while but I couldn’t tell you a single thing he’s done.
About site bans and letting your kids on the internet, there is a quote that goes something like this: “When you give your kids access to the internet, you’re really giving the internet access to your kids.”
@xz683
24 күн бұрын
Yup. I think about it like this, back when VHS stores had the back room we didn’t let kids go in there or when you would go into the gas station and they had all the nude mags behind the counter we didn’t let kids have those either. Why do we let kids have unfettered access to the internet…..
@ToshTitties
24 күн бұрын
That wasnt really the conversation
@Masta_Frog
24 күн бұрын
@@xz683 if you don’t your neighbour will mentality, most kids have drugs and corn in there pockets while sitting in classrooms
@cornelius2713
24 күн бұрын
@@xz683Yep! Except that when we flashed our ID to the clerk, they didn't take a picture of it and send it to the governor with a list of the tapes we rented.
@Mo2bikes
24 күн бұрын
@@Masta_FrogGoddamn corn
“It was so much fun to dig dirt and make potions” 💯
@lisakukla459
21 күн бұрын
Still is! But for adults it's called gardening. I still spend all day playing in the dirt. 🙂
The only time my son shuts a door is when I'm 2 steps behind him ready to go out the same door.
@benfisher.awesome
24 күн бұрын
That's a fact right there.
@JamesLeeBuzz
23 күн бұрын
I've had full grown adults so that to me, as if they suddenly forgot that their friend is directly behind them, and you think they did it as a gag and you see they are serious that it wasn't on purpose....man, that makes you question the ability of humans to have not only survived but thriving, even if we've destroyed the planet in the process but hey, excellence often requires sacrifices to be made, willingly or not. I don't know if human beings will ever reach a time when we all truly live in peace and treat every living creature with the respect they deserve as fellow inhabitants of our shared home in the cosmos. 🙂✌️💚
No Christina curations on tik Tok?! ☹️
That was the whole episode? No tiktoks? No horrible or hilarious? No would you rather?
@himynameisjeff
23 күн бұрын
Wouldn't surprise me if they start turning the channel to take in ad money. That's pretty inevitable these days. They usually use their ymh platform to prop up comics or advertise friends specials. After watching this I literally can't tell what Nick Thune does as an entertainer ???
@loganreacts1794
22 күн бұрын
@@himynameisjeffalmost every guest has sucked this year. And I never care what they have to say 🙄
@gottemguido4182
22 күн бұрын
Fr like cmon man best segments
@apyorick
21 күн бұрын
Go back to your dad's shack
@feedthewolf6930
21 күн бұрын
@@loganreacts1794yeah not many good ones. And not as much good content. Not many laughs. So either KZread on their ass or they will be starting better content on a paying platform
He said my mom is hot. I get my looks from her. Akward silence after 😂
@DannyDeVitois79
24 күн бұрын
Haha look at Nick from like 15 years ago,, he was a handsome dude at one point
@bazd313
24 күн бұрын
@@DannyDeVitois79 i believe it i think big beards make it hard to notice.
Is there a betting website that puts odds on how soon Tom and Christina talk about their poop in each episode?
@brunodanner7777
24 күн бұрын
The older people get, the more they talk bout bowel movements. Always fun!
@WKRP187
24 күн бұрын
It's just a part of getting old.. You young whippersnappers will talk your poop and the good ole days before AI in about 25 years.
@maxturbation1
24 күн бұрын
They're trying to go back to their roots... they legit had a segment called poop talk and a fart microphone
I'm from Scotland but that Shetland accent is strooong. I couldn't catch it all but from what I can gather she says "For anybody that's been watching us for a peerie (little) while up here in Shetland we had to shut down the shop in the *town square?* but today we open up with all our fresh homemade homebakes. Just look a them all, they're so good. We've even got a cookie and there's just everything you could possibly imagine. So if you're in Shetland please come along and take a look, cheers."
@lisakukla459
21 күн бұрын
Sounds like a lovely time
@ryanngungadin9871
20 күн бұрын
Aye, I live near Edinburgh and that accent was incredibly strong
30:59 fruit compost? Tim sounding like a real poor there 😂
Man, haven’t heard of nick thune in a while
12:40 I lived in Dublin (the big one, in Ireland) and I could hear the downstairs neighbors as if they were in my closet. They were always fighting. Once they were fighting for a while and then I heard a huge bash and the guy started yelling "what the fuck? you fucked a chair at me! you fucking fucked a chair at me!" and soon after it got quiet, and I thought it was all over but then I heard them moaning and grunting and they had obviously started fucking. I think I need to talk to a psychologist about it. It went from me thinking I needed to call in a domestic violence dispute to me listening to my neighbors fuck. disturbing.
I’m not sure he meant to message this but everything he says about divorce comes across as “it’s great, I don’t have to be a dad” haha
@neilcml
24 күн бұрын
prob just meant more time off / more 💤
@maxturbation1
24 күн бұрын
Lol! I was just saying the same thing! 😂 ... even tried to backpeddle after saying his wife would have the kids all the time if she could!
@davidevans1723
24 күн бұрын
same thing tho?
@zeroa69
24 күн бұрын
Louis ck has a great bit thats this exact premise. Divorce is great you only have the kids 3 nights a week hurray!!!
Christine has to be okay with acting because she's going to win an Oscar playing Roseanne in the fiery biopic.
@meghankeller4871
23 күн бұрын
This is the exact reason I have a really hard time listening to her stand up more than once…she channels her inner Roseanne and it’s more noticeable than Christine’s middle part
Top dog impression is always top tier
@Jerzadelphia
24 күн бұрын
R.i.p. top dog. "Hey buddy" -the man myth and legend
These Eps keep getting shorter 😭...
Do not shout at me, I'm just a kid 😂😂 brilliant
Funny Kristin thinks the holes in her brain are from trauma not lexapro
@NinersFanMan
24 күн бұрын
She’ll never miss an opportunity to do her pseudo-psychology - it gets old imo
@wompwomp338
24 күн бұрын
Aren't you a crack head?
@Eggcellent-lm5sv
22 күн бұрын
She has a brain?
That looked like the Torture Chamber of guest bathrooms
I had to look this guy up. that’s definitely one of their friends.
man this episode was a snooooozer.
@CuLeRiNhO
18 күн бұрын
Most of them are these days
@bycorduroy8269
17 күн бұрын
nah man, love thune. only reason I’m watching at all.
Ya’ll know what’s a banana split?
@EvoMonsters
24 күн бұрын
Ah ya yay!
It’s about time mrgoodbar got the opening clip spotlight. That king is a real king yuuuknowhatimsayin
Why are they acting like Nick Thune is handsome? He looks like one of those fats twins on the motorcycles from the Guinness Book of World Records.
@cactaceous
24 күн бұрын
He has not looked like that always. I barely recognized him. He has gained a lot of weight and the beard has aged him a lot.
Probably the coolest bathroom I've never seen! Great job Jeans!
I couldn’t thank You more for uploading right now I’m dying at work lol
@PodcastWhore21
24 күн бұрын
Every Wednesday mommy
@ashleighbutler6505
24 күн бұрын
@@PodcastWhore21channel members get early access
No TikTok’s ? No horrible or hilarious ? No cap report ? No cool guys ? 😢😢😢😢
@cornelius2713
24 күн бұрын
Right? 😢
@wasteland6961
24 күн бұрын
I'm going back to episodes from 3 years ago because the channel was so much better.
@PearceVaughn
24 күн бұрын
@@wasteland6961 listening through ep 300-400 for the first time was the most hilarious form of bliss. EP 333 is still so legendary, and the Cincinnati Fart still lives on.
@karissakayallldayyy
24 күн бұрын
They showed us a new cool guy in the first video.
@Coinmancer
24 күн бұрын
Yeah disappointing...
anybody else just watch the beggining of the show then dip when the guest comes on? I like the podcasts with just Tim and Crystal
Nick's awesome! This was such a refreshing episode.
Isn't it great when Christina can't think of anything funny to say, so she talks about the shit she took that morning? What a master of comedy.
@TonyMarselle
24 күн бұрын
Toms cooler
@TheAvkdutch
24 күн бұрын
Good thing nobody cares what you think Captain of comedy police.
@Kmc9
24 күн бұрын
You can always stfu and not tune in 🤷♂️
@JAMESSMITH-gr6ko
24 күн бұрын
@@Kmc9 wow, you're almost as original as Christina.
@Kmc9
24 күн бұрын
@@JAMESSMITH-gr6ko I guess that's why I'm just as successful 🧜♂️
This whole episode feels like a bad trip. Deeps conversations about fashion, real estate & sour dough.
Give Kristin the soundboard for an ep. Try it out.
As a puerto rican jean, I approve the introductory message. Wepa!
Was waiting for this episode to get good.
I’m pretty positive that every episode for the past like month or so. The beginnings of nearly every episode they talk about their shit. Literal shit
On second thought, I wouldn't mind hearing about running a 5K rather than Christina's violent shit.
@voice_of_a_little_lady
24 күн бұрын
😂
@kodyhalliburton70
24 күн бұрын
You definitely don’t keep it high and tight is what I’m hearing 🤷♂️
@GatsbyMyself
24 күн бұрын
@@kodyhalliburton70 It needs to be low and loose to fall out though.
@RobinLundqvist
24 күн бұрын
I thought that's what ymh is all about.
@cactaceous
24 күн бұрын
If Bart has anything to do with anything…keep it away.
Well, its normal size😂 best podcast 🎉 thank you 👖 s
The king is asking to get on your show
I haven't had bread in 6 weeks and I almost couldn't make it through the bread convo 😂
This might blow your american minds.. but in scotland everybody knows thier prescription roughly.. and you can just pick up an emergency pair of glasses in the pound shop.. (dollar store)..
If you haven't seen Nick Thune's stand up you have to go watch it. He's so god damn good.
@yourgameisstupid
21 күн бұрын
I googled him and saw a bunch of pics with him and a guitar. Hard, hard pass.
Nick's style is just the new Mitch Hedberg
Only 3 minutes into the interview and I already know the producers need to make a supercut of all of Nick's "like" moments
33:18, greatest line ever re: 'then you realize they're happy'
The ghost bathroom is an appropriate name with that recording.
I grew up in PA saying yinz. Did know it wasnt a word until i left at 18
I love our little morning dance session with each new episode.
I was told I mildly needed glasses, got glasses. 8 months later my glasses got wrecked worse in the car accident I was in than my car. Car was like "it's covered". The glasses were like "sorry, oof"
When the camera cuts to tom to show him drinking liquid death, it makes me never want to drink liquid death.
Tom needs a gold chain 😂
Ready to listen to these two 😂
Christa is definitely the main mommy. Tim is definitely a wet blanket.
I love Nick Thune! Good to finally see him here.
This guy sounds like a greeeaaat father.
My 7 year old loves System of a Down
55 mins it waiting for the funny
This episode cured my insomnia
Louisiana instituted the pron site thing months and months ago as well.
That guest bathroom is gorgeous!
@MissIsley
24 күн бұрын
Right? How fun!
You know if you’re Puerto Rican you’re just Puerto Rican. 😂 basically “you know it’s water because of the way it is.”
this episode made me want to watch "not today pal"
I got excited for a second thinking this was Jack Black.
So Tina asks if she repeats her stories two minutes before retelling the story about her mom taking her to see the crazy lady for the fourth time?
my four year out can’t spell or read. But when I cracked open a prime energy drink and sipped some, she pointed and said “THATS PRIME”. Like how tf she know?? KZread is fucking wild & she’s only allowed to play Peppa Pig now 😩 1:06:25
I would die laughing in that bathroom lol
I have that memory thing, it's a blessing and a curse. People often appreciate what I remember about them, however some are weirded out as they think I'm obsessed. And yes, you can't win an argument with me lol
Great episode, Mommies! ❤
Christina-“I really want to be Mexican.” Everyone listening-“Ugghhh we know.”
@chadhansen5057
24 күн бұрын
Hungarians are bang3n tho
@Darquespells666
24 күн бұрын
"I like bauhaus" Me: 😮💨
I love Nick Thune. Haven't seen him in a while, such a great guy 😊
This guy knows a lot about backpacks
Nick Simmons is the epitome of celebrity spoiled children.
Lol, they getting shorter and shorter. Remember when these were 2 hours +
@TonyMarselle
24 күн бұрын
Remember when tom was likable and funny?
@MrZack4life
22 күн бұрын
@@TonyMarselle I’m only here for Christina
God I miss the old YMH days, things ain’t been the same since after Hendawg stopped dropping heat
Holy fuck the auto generated captions actually picked up most of that accent for the baked goods.
Imagine having hyperthymesia and listening to Bert retell a story?
No more locked doors!!! 😂😂😂
My mom was a paraoptometric, the mark up on glasses is ridiculous! Literally at least 4-500% on everything.
@Mo2bikes
24 күн бұрын
Sorry to hear about your moms illness
@saxonmcfarland5666
24 күн бұрын
@@Mo2bikes 😂 That's funny... She made a full recovery.
The Picasso wallpaper in the guest bathroom is top-notch 🎉
When is Reggie Watts coming on? He's promoting his book right now ❤
The banger at the end 🔥
My son has been sending this guy to Christina p for so long. I’m so glad she found a new cool guy 😅
You can get your prescription from your eye doc and buy glasses online without a new script forever. Hope you see this nick 😘
@xitaris5981
24 күн бұрын
A lot of places check the "expiration" on your prescription, unfortunately
Julian Mcgaugheys appearance on ymh made me happy. He’s been on my FYP forever. Definitely show more of his TikTok’s.
Omg I can’t believe they got Nick Thune!! I loved his last special and he’s so underrated
Do Not, Scream At Me, I'm Just A Kid.
“…hold the chicken” *skins victim alive*
Saw Nick when he opened for Nate Bargatze in Atlanta, and he KILLED. Really enjoyed his set!
This is a great episode to fall asleep tp 😅😴😴😴😴
Get that kid an instrument!!!!! Like yesterday! Drums first then trade with his brother and become Eddie Van Halen
No tiktoks, no classic clips? First time guests are supposed to get the full jeans experience
1:19:46, unreal how happy they are for him. Very nice people.
Biiiiitch, potions? I used to call it flower soup. Had my dad try my sand cookies once. Still not sure if I tricked him or he actually took a bite of those sand cookies for serial.
That bathroom is pretty epic!
Tom and christina’s pillow talk is unmatched