The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761
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Here's the deal man, we are back once again with Tommy Bunz and Chistine from Mom's House riding solo! Tom's got some dental updates that you'll be able to hear for yourself and opens the show with a clip of a very giving lover. Before Christina gets too grossed out, Tom offers her the spotlight to share a shart story for the ages. The Main Mommies next talk about a recent trip to Italy and review some of the most fattening treats for all the Disney Adults out there. Tom also receives a very kind uplifting video message about a certain body part that's sure to warm the heart. We also dive into the comments section of an IG influencer nicknamed Baby Head, watch some clips of people making huge mistakes, and discuss the topic of "adult recess". TA TA THERE!
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 761
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KZread Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:02 - Opening Clip: A Loving Partner
00:09:53 - YMH EXCLUSIVE
00:16:25 - Italian Vacation
00:29:39 - Pep Talk From John Amos
00:31:39 - Clip: Buff Chick
00:33:46 - Clip: Flamin' Hot Pig
00:35:09 - Disney Treats
00:45:13 - Baby Head Comments
00:48:45 - Sharp Dressed Kid
00:53:30 - Clip: Flying Machine Crash
00:56:03 - Clip: Russian Massages
01:02:46 - Adult Recess
01:08:00 - Travel Tips, Buttery Chicken, and Bad Decisions
01:17:12 - Natural Toilet
01:22:47 - Closing Song - "Christine Don't Stop" by L E Font
Пікірлер: 1 100
Is Christina cosplaying as Mitch Hedberg?
@jellojoe00
25 күн бұрын
Looks like a 70s drunk mom.
@rossw5576
25 күн бұрын
She's transitioning!
@parkermacinnis3977
25 күн бұрын
Cosplay? Well, you've never seen them in the same room at the same time....think about it...
@williamswiniuch7527
25 күн бұрын
Christina all encompassingly
@johnguanciale258
25 күн бұрын
@@rossw5576into a real comedian
Christina looking like a GTA load screen.
@gunman762
24 күн бұрын
She looks hot as hell
@WhiskeyNeat92
23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rossw5576
22 күн бұрын
Hah! Load.
@WhiskeyNeat92
22 күн бұрын
@@rossw5576 Hahahah lmao*** that’s what I meant to say lmao
@spaghetti7379
20 күн бұрын
lmfao true
Thought John Amos was OJ Simpson💀💀💀💀
@missalondrita
25 күн бұрын
fucking same lmao
@LimorG
24 күн бұрын
Lol same
@levilebo1856
24 күн бұрын
Is it not I thought they got Tom a last minute cameo 😭😭
@manicjsvision444
22 күн бұрын
Lol 😂
I love how Tom gets so tickled by making Christina cringe
@TravisTovar-fx8rz
24 күн бұрын
He loves it😅😅
"There are only two people who need to sit together on the plane, and they're up front" 😂
Don't get me wrong, I love the ''Cool Guy'' paintings on the wall, but maybe rotate them around from time to time.... We always see the same few Cool Guys behind you, give them all equal love..... Justice for The Cool Guys!!!
@BadAce67
25 күн бұрын
Couldn’t agree more 😢
@richarddangles69
25 күн бұрын
Y'all need some actual shit to worry about...😂
@BadAce67
25 күн бұрын
@@richarddangles69 you might actually be brain dead. It was a joke. How are you even a fan of this channel and you can’t comprehend this. 😂 bot
@Therileyrileyriley
25 күн бұрын
@@richarddangles69 is the enny of the comment section
@guitearist
25 күн бұрын
🎸 🎸 🎸
Christina low key mocking Tom’s lisp is so freaking funny
@Retardmaxxin
23 күн бұрын
lol there was absolutely nothing low key about her mocking him… that’s like saying “low key, Bert’s an alcoholic”
@WholeWhiteBaby
23 күн бұрын
I hope Tommy runs into Joey D while wearing the horned-rim glasses and the mouthpiece in...
"Barts is getting some of his intestines removed." *Taco Bell commercial plays*
@WholeWhiteBaby
24 күн бұрын
Pooping out your intestines ISNT the same thing as, "having them removed"...just the result is similar, not the act leading to it....
@jonboatmorava9115
23 күн бұрын
Dang I missed that, oh that's right I have premium unlike the poors
FINALLY!!! some shart talk. Getting back to your roots mommies. ❤
@LimorG
25 күн бұрын
Their Orijeans :) 👖👖👖
Where’s that Shane and Matt YMH pod mommy?
@TheLivelykid21
25 күн бұрын
PREACHHHH
@J.D.Hardesty
25 күн бұрын
Shane was a guest a long time ago, hell be back.
@whansandceros
24 күн бұрын
Nah Shane and the shaman are vibing too high freq for these buumers
@tacobob123411
22 күн бұрын
432hz
@MassPickers
22 күн бұрын
We need to have the shawman on
why do i gotta keep telling you guys bro, stop calling me daddy! to the cool people - you guys have a good rest of your day bro much love
@spiritanimal6166
25 күн бұрын
clap clap
@pyropakman
25 күн бұрын
I GOT TWO LEGS
@eliTEPES_
25 күн бұрын
I was just thinking about Daddy when I woke up...'how is he?' ' are people calling him daddy still '. I wonder if he's embraced it..or simultaneously taking on the haters whilst shoutin out the peeps
@rp1780
25 күн бұрын
@@eliTEPES_dude got arrested so I think he’s still having a rough time, too much unwanted Daddy-calling activity
@528grave
25 күн бұрын
@@rp1780 yoooooo ... what did lalagon do???
Tom with a lisp is a new upper tier level of fun. I keep saying “63 degrees” with a lisp, cause it’s fun.
@Kwestdaroc4
23 күн бұрын
A CRISP 63 degrees CELSIUS
@Benw3790
21 күн бұрын
Hold up… I just made a comment about the lisp.. then I went strolling through the comments until I came upon this one. What am I missing!?!?
@Shannon-vv6rr
20 күн бұрын
God I had the worst lisp as a kid. Try "Silly sausages". The kids used to make me say that ☠️ luckily I trained myself out of it by teenage age lol
The air horn after shartings timing was too perfect 😅😂
Yaaaay Mommies!! Happy Wednesday my Queens above 18! Keepin' em high n tight 👖🩷.
Anyone else prefer the Solo episodes? Its nice not having a random guest come on YMH for the sole reason of promoting something
@Nics-D-Ace
25 күн бұрын
Especially since so many of them don't respond when they get shown a clip They literally go " Gross- reminds me of a bit in my new special!!! "
@perc3136
24 күн бұрын
Don't even watch when they got a guest 😂
@alaguilar7446
24 күн бұрын
I'm actually going to go see gay ass Ian at my small local club so I gotta say I'm happy I heard him here
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
24 күн бұрын
Yeah but also not a fan of when Tom and Tina have nothing to talk about when they’re alone so they make up fake disgust at things like the treats at Disney parks, as if Tom and Tina’s fat asses don’t eat sweets… 🙄
@JB-qy1gx
24 күн бұрын
I think guests add more to ymh. And really only a small handful overpromote.
Not me thinking that was OJ Simpson back from the dead sending Tom a message 😂
I don't know if anyone else experienced this, but many of the sponsored KZread adds I was getting were for Lenovo. By the third one, I was almost peeing 💻😆🤣
Mommy Zempies looking like a cool menthol slim! Tommy sounds like an R word from Barthelona with that Invithaline
@clintonleonard5187
25 күн бұрын
Lmao
Made it a whole 10:20 before Christine mentioned Ozempic
Tina's reaction is every woman's real life reaction to the oversexed cool guys
@JoeShufferton
25 күн бұрын
Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person?
@richardwashington106
24 күн бұрын
I think that guys issue is that he’s under sexed.
Once you get past 40...NEVER TRUST A FART!
The female body builder looks like the shrunkin head from Beetlejuice
@patrickfinn3423
25 күн бұрын
And sounds like the four strokes guy
@dominicdeluca6378
19 күн бұрын
Is that how the little microcephalic black dude from howard stern got his name? Its also beetlejuice
I'm turning into a telescope listening to Tommy Buns lisp
@CheebsCheeby
25 күн бұрын
"Naming rithes"
@LimorG
24 күн бұрын
Telethcope
Tommy channeling Mike Tyson
@Charles-hy2ek
25 күн бұрын
Athleep and unconthcious at the orthodontitht
@N8_Mitchinson
24 күн бұрын
That shit's unethethary.
@ScorpionP2C
19 күн бұрын
I think you mean Mike Tython!
There's no worse day of the week then Wednesday to have your birthday fall on. Luckily the Mommies are here to get me through my work day!
Tom 🤜🤛 20-30 year old girls Falling asleep to true crime docs
Baby Zollo must have felt such kinship when Tom rolled in with a lisp 😂
I knew Norm wasn’t dead he’s just finally living his best life eating box all day every day
@mikeparrone6022
24 күн бұрын
Thank god I'm not the only one who thought this
I don’t think I ever laugh as hard as when tom makes Cristina uncomfortable 😂
christina does a pretty good jordan peterson impression
I'm home here now
@winstonsmith11
25 күн бұрын
Hoe me on out
So glad to see ymh returning to their roots! Thanks Bob and Cynthia!
Touch my camera thru the fence you chomos! Hope everyone is having a full double pipe classic this week! Stay Glassin’ 😎 🔥 🎸
America: we have an obesity epidemic. Also America: cook your chicken in 8 sticks of butter.
@daviddack1930
24 күн бұрын
Butter doesn't make you fat. Sugar and carbs my friend
SHART YOUR ENGINES
"Am I back in public school in milwaukee??" Was an extremely funny joke as a Wisconsinite.
@courtneycharvat941
25 күн бұрын
Hate from fellow Wisconsinite
@16jakers01
24 күн бұрын
Hate from a FIB right across the border
😂 the thumbnail with John Amos Tom looks like he has the fake nose glasses on 🤣
The shart heard around the world with Tom Segura and Mitch Hedburg. It's good to see that guy again!
New drinking game. Shotties when Tom touches his nose.
@TheLivelykid21
25 күн бұрын
Or puts both hands way up in the air while describing something/a story
Hey Siri call 911. "The scream is amazing". Tom is my favorite psycho for sure
If I go to someone's house and they tell me I have to dig a hole and pewp in the backyard I'm giving them an upper decker. "I'm just washing my hands... "
I thought that video for Tom was OJ before he died lol
when your own assumptions of reality betray you: "once a year, is that the average for sharts?"
I’m upside down farting into my own mouth!….for medical benefits.
"Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk!" LMAO
What ever happened to Ennys hot sauce?!
@kippers12isOG
24 күн бұрын
Took them several years to make vodka. Will be waiting a while
54:25 My Siri asked if she should contact emergency services... I had to shout No! Nooo! No! 😅
Tom sounds like the sister from south park " Are you making fun of my headgear "
Tom if Christina can’t take the intro videos, there is only one thing to do buddy……. Lean into it
@alecblock955
25 күн бұрын
It's almost like she doesn't know what show she's on? Since when does she react that way to cool guys? That's like the foundation of YMH.
I think Julian and Ellis are gonna be the funniest damn people ever
@Nics-D-Ace
25 күн бұрын
Either and both would be great stage names too " introducing - JULIAN SEGURAAAAA!!!!"
If I was going to make a YMH Bingo card, Christina saying "I'm gonna fuckin' puke" would definitely be a square
Babies should not be allowed on planes. Last flight I was on, I sat in front of a baby that coughed, cried, and kicked my seat the whole ride home, and I spent the next week and a half getting over a flu. If it were up to me, baby and parents would've gone out the hatch at altitude with a single parachute between them.
“When you can’t remember your last Shart that means your due.” Luckily I’ll never forget my Covid shart!
Mommy Tina!! This color looks amazing on you!!
TMZ Exclusive... "It"s a rotting steamy morning in central Texas, and were not talking about the weather..."🤣
tom touching his nose would be a hell of a drinking game
Hey guys, I must admit: I am an adult dude who likes Disney. It’s certainly not my personality or anything, but I did grow up in Orlando, and I would have to say Walt Disney really inspired me to become an engineer. To me, the whole venture is about vision. That being said, these Disney adults do get cringe af
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
24 күн бұрын
You don’t have to apologize for things you enjoy. Tom and Christina had weirdo parent’s growing up. They enjoy shitting and pissing and other weird shit because they were both stripped of their childhood. Enjoying amusement parks is pretty normal in comparison.
Tom thank you, the chick is getting better. Hate from Mass General Neuro in Boston MA. My brain is already f’ed so I’m using this show to get through my week. Thanks but seriously just Tom for now
Christina, your OUTFIT and GLASSES. You are the most beautiful 70s airbrushed painting of a pastel neon sunset. 😍🩵💜🧡♥️
"men talking about sex grosses me out" then tells the story about shitting her pants ‼️
Never took a dump where I needed to raise my shirt
I’ve eaten everything I need to today. Now I can watch YMH.
“Straightened right up….” “Yea they believe you, stupid kids” Solid parenting techniques right there lol
I like those glasses Tina!
Get dr phill in please? ......😂
The corporate 'Itlay' bit is perfection.
Never realized how similar Christina and Mitch Hedberg look
I’ll Fart every time someone Likes this Comment!❤♾️
@wolvw
25 күн бұрын
Get the beans ready brother
@TheDanceDad
25 күн бұрын
26 farts in 13 mins big guy!
@Cyge240sx
25 күн бұрын
No way you have farted 28 times in 14 min
@greymaynard3551
25 күн бұрын
Why not shart?
@Jefestephens
25 күн бұрын
That’s a fart every .51 seconds brother.
Christina is looking good. That 100 GRAMS Ozimpies is hitting!
Mommy Jeans Looking ON POINT this Episode🥰😎🍻🤘
Good Morning Julia!
Tina's glasses are the best.❤️😊
@rpgvincent8305
25 күн бұрын
No
They need to dig into the battle of baby head vs. goblin head 😂😂
37:47 I'm a grown man "CAN I GET A JACK JACK COOKIE NUM NUM?" and the next treat..... ahaha
@mtzengarden
24 күн бұрын
I was scrolling comments and read this right as he said it.
I love going to Disney on mushrooms 🍄
5:36 lol, poor little kid, he probably just has auditory processing disorder 😅
@michaelhughes5373
25 күн бұрын
ADHD and differentiating between sounds. It’s adhd.
@sophia17853
25 күн бұрын
Could also be impacted earwax. That shit will getcha
@michaelhughes5373
25 күн бұрын
@@sophia17853 not likely
@sophia17853
25 күн бұрын
@@michaelhughes5373you do know the comment section your in right?
@michaelhughes5373
25 күн бұрын
@@sophia17853 you don’t clean your ears?
NO GUESTS!! YESSSS
2024 in a nuttshell is some dude destroying himself and then asking Siri to call for help hahaha
I worked in glasses for 15 years. And, in my professional opinion, those glasses are fucking awesome
@DrewZeee
25 күн бұрын
In my professional opinion, your opinion is shit
@rpgvincent8305
25 күн бұрын
No
If you’re going to speak with a lisp please leave the room!
my coworkers and I are all going go Karting as a team bonding activity...kinda like adult recess 🤣🤣🤣
It’s comforting to know that Mitch hedberg is alive and well
You guys have a wierd fixation on dentists 😂
Get Dr. Phil on the show!!!
@daegiovanni5864
25 күн бұрын
meh.
@johnguanciale258
25 күн бұрын
Can’t handle it
@Mickey_Valentine
25 күн бұрын
No neonazis that promote genocide , thank you , fuck dr phil
@rbradt1
25 күн бұрын
I love that we know who you’re actually talking about
@artchurro1
25 күн бұрын
@@johnguanciale258I don't really like your attitude right now
Massahugetits had me dying And jack jack cookie nom nom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly I would ABSOLUTELY watch a reality series of these two raising their kids. It would have to be real though.
Christina looks fireee 🔥🔥🔥
the obsession with their own appearance is getting old... Spent too much time in LA.. always talking about Ozempic, getting their blefs done, Invisalign, weight loss...
@Fender0ckreR
25 күн бұрын
Spoken like a true poor.
@jenn2894
18 күн бұрын
@@Fender0ckreR the poors have more fun though.....
Tom and Christine going full boomer at end of the episode and falling for obviously fake tik toks.
Christina those glasses are awesome.
I’m enjoying Tom’s lisp more than I have enjoyed anything in a long time
Slowly, Slightly and Gently is my new ring tone 😂😂😂
1:11:41 Saying diarrhea so hard without pausing to reflect on how hilarious that is is insane.
Tom sounds like Rich Vos with that invisiline 😂
Ever since Tom said “ when you can’t remember your last shart, you know you’re due” I’ve been living in constant fear.
The dude pooping in the Walmart bathroom 😂😂😂
Tom sounds like Rich Voss now lol "Thixty three"
I took a shot every time Tom touches his nose
I’m a service technician for residential HVAC and my worst nightmare is sharting in a customers home. Even worse if I’m in the crawl space
Tom’s lisp is absolutely BRUTAL here. I don’t know if I can listen to this whole thing. THTAPLES THENTER