Rageaholic Cinema: PREDATOR

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A review that will turn you into a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus.

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  • @SargonofAkkad
    @SargonofAkkad9 жыл бұрын

    Greatest review of anything ever.

  • @DiscoBarbarian

    @DiscoBarbarian

    9 жыл бұрын

    One of the best movies ever made.

  • @subatomicaggressions4957

    @subatomicaggressions4957

    9 жыл бұрын

    Hey Sargon you should also watch his Commando review; its fuckin' hilarious.

  • @Outlaw8908

    @Outlaw8908

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sargon of Akkad A fucking men

  • @encryptedwolf7623

    @encryptedwolf7623

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sargon of Akkad, Shadilay my brother.

  • @Charvale

    @Charvale

    6 жыл бұрын

    I 10000000000000% concur.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost74045 жыл бұрын

    *_The Predator killed Shane Black._* *_That pissed him off, so he came back and murdered the Predator franchise._*

  • @Georgieastra

    @Georgieastra

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cruel but fair.

  • @Sixstringman

    @Sixstringman

    5 жыл бұрын

    What a woke pile of shit.

  • @d1agram4

    @d1agram4

    5 жыл бұрын

    The producers and money men did that. Be willing to bet a directors cut will arrive someday

  • @alucard624

    @alucard624

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@d1agram4 Thank you. So tired of people blaming Shane Black when in reality it was Fox that fucked that movie over more than anything. The original third act sequence sounded pretty badass with the emissary Predators and the APC. I would love to see that sequence see the light of day eventually. Once again Fox had to interfere and mess with a film. You think they would have learned from messing with Alien 3 back in the day.

  • @theronraam23

    @theronraam23

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alucard624 unfortunately studios interfering with movies is just like modern western communists. In the same way that someone might say "well that wasn't real socialism", someone from a studio will say " that wasn't REAL studio interference, this time it'll be better".

  • @HayabusaPaul
    @HayabusaPaul5 жыл бұрын

    So much Toxic Masculinity. I love it.

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now that you said that we will get an all female cast Predator movie. Thanks a lot.

  • @TheSlammurai

    @TheSlammurai

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 call me sexist if you want, but I refuse to believe a woman could kill a Predator.

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    3 жыл бұрын

    It will star Melissa McCarthy, Cardi d, Ellen and Snooki. God help us.

  • @ThisBirdHasFlown

    @ThisBirdHasFlown

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSlammurai considering it was brains than brawn and a healthy load of luck that led to Arnold living, of course a woman could. Ripley faced an even worse foe and managed. If anything, the ultra masculine methoda are what got everyone killed.

  • @CS-ui4qj

    @CS-ui4qj

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSlammurai it’ll be trans “woman” so it’ll count as a woman kill, cuz science..

  • @bigsauce1116
    @bigsauce11167 жыл бұрын

    30 years detached and the predator still looks as convincing as it did all those years ago.

  • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher

    @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher

    5 жыл бұрын

    Practical effects man.

  • @kevinmayfield6182

    @kevinmayfield6182

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher Well the cgi still sticks out like a sore thumb but yeah for the most part it is done really well.

  • @ezekielglenn6155

    @ezekielglenn6155

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's the real art form know as 80 s cinema! real explosions real story real one liners real stunts real chemistry and real good!!!

  • @Chris-jw8vm

    @Chris-jw8vm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Probably because it was just before CGI started showing up. They'd had most of a century to get their shit together with practical effects. Sadly I hear these days that even when they attempt practical effects it often isn't anywhere near as good as the older stuff as it's a dieing art and people didn't bother putting all the methods to paper.

  • @bud389

    @bud389

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kevinmayfield6182 it technically wasn't CGI, it was a red suit that they keyed out and used the background to fill in.

  • @matman000000
    @matman0000008 жыл бұрын

    This is the manliest manly movie ever male in the manstory of man. Man!

  • @aimlevel

    @aimlevel

    5 жыл бұрын

    ain't no man to man, man.

  • @Vaporvice84

    @Vaporvice84

    4 жыл бұрын

    May-ugh

  • @theguybehindyou4762

    @theguybehindyou4762

    4 жыл бұрын

    Underrated commant!

  • @theongreyjoy1947

    @theongreyjoy1947

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because no women

  • @samjudge1240

    @samjudge1240

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed friend.

  • @TheRageaholic
    @TheRageaholic9 жыл бұрын

    This version is edited, both to comply with copyright, *and* for a few extra gags that we forgot to put in the original version! So, keep a close eye and see if you notice a few extra treats! *GODSPEED!* -Razör

  • @JoyKillstar

    @JoyKillstar

    9 жыл бұрын

    that was epic

  • @doctorhouse3151

    @doctorhouse3151

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mgen Strange Hardboiled!

  • @imbatmanhi3363

    @imbatmanhi3363

    8 жыл бұрын

    you hurted me haha i still waiting for a season that will never come.

  • @josephboustany4852

    @josephboustany4852

    8 жыл бұрын

    yo man whats that song at 11:40 ?????

  • @harlemraider3347

    @harlemraider3347

    8 жыл бұрын

    It's from South Park.

  • @ericrhodes5174
    @ericrhodes51748 жыл бұрын

    That battle cry is the manliest sound you and I will ever hear. And we both know it.

  • @MaskedRiderChris

    @MaskedRiderChris

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh, HELL yeah. It's the moment in the movie when you know Ahh-nuld is Through Fucking Around and is ready to mash some face in a big, bad way.

  • @qzcancel

    @qzcancel

    5 жыл бұрын

    That yell impregnated my sister

  • @hotrodriguez549

    @hotrodriguez549

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@qzcancel I'm dying!

  • @JustinLaFleur1990

    @JustinLaFleur1990

    5 жыл бұрын

    In fact any woman within 1,500 square miles instantaneously got pregnant when that war cry was issued.

  • @oobrocks

    @oobrocks

    Жыл бұрын

    Better than “Khan! Khan!!” 😅

  • @JaxJordan35
    @JaxJordan354 жыл бұрын

    "We open the film and- you know what? Fuck it! Soldiers! Helicopters! Mustache! Carl Weathers! Jesse Ventura! Aviators! Schwarzenegger! Fuck!" Greatest. Movie review. Ever!

  • @PiaseckiAdam22

    @PiaseckiAdam22

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same. Sharing it to all i know.

  • @handsomebrick
    @handsomebrick9 жыл бұрын

    I just realized, the Native American guy brought a knife to a laser fight.

  • @pholly

    @pholly

    5 жыл бұрын

    handsomebrick you mean the Indian.

  • @reverendrico5631

    @reverendrico5631

    4 жыл бұрын

    Siberian American.

  • @heartless604

    @heartless604

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pholly Billy! Moron.

  • @JimmyTurner

    @JimmyTurner

    4 жыл бұрын

    Im.positive the predator used his knife too.

  • @mikepastor.k6233

    @mikepastor.k6233

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JimmyTurner yeah. Predators always fight to the level of their competitors. Guns, knives or mano on mano

  • @hudsonsirheshicks2653
    @hudsonsirheshicks26536 жыл бұрын

    The actor who played Billy died today... Heart failure. He was 78.

  • @duzzitmatter8679

    @duzzitmatter8679

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dick B. Danglin - that was Sonny Landham

  • @brucelombardo

    @brucelombardo

    5 жыл бұрын

    He had to have a bodyguard for the other actors on site. For them. He was an angry brawler of a man, and the studio would not cast him unless he was tethered to someone who wouldn’t let him rough up other actors.

  • @russellward4624

    @russellward4624

    5 жыл бұрын

    His character in this films name was Billy. Also played Billy in 48hrs. Did Hollywood think Billy is a typical Native American name or just run out of name ideas?

  • @cyberhawk80

    @cyberhawk80

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Oppai Man he's right..

  • @Halo4Lyf

    @Halo4Lyf

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Oppai Man Where was this? Written interview somewhere?

  • @doger235
    @doger2357 жыл бұрын

    God Bless that Opening.

  • @fakenews6133

    @fakenews6133

    6 жыл бұрын

    THERE ARE NO ANSWERS! Your running from what you deserve! REMEMBER HEART OF THE POKEMON CARDS GOKU! IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!

  • @whenthemusicsover6028

    @whenthemusicsover6028

    6 жыл бұрын

    "The same fate. AGGHH!!" XD

  • @SAOrules

    @SAOrules

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ajax Telamonian Rageholic cinema will turn you into a god damned sexual tyrranasaurus! just like me!

  • @ChaosWarlord
    @ChaosWarlord6 жыл бұрын

    Okay, I know this video is from 2014 and this has probably been said a few times already, but I ain't gonna go through 300+ comments to find out. But the reason the Predator dropped it's plasma caster and helmet, is because it figured out Arnold were unarmed. And their culture is very honor based, so he dropped all that stuff to give Arnold a even fighting chance in melee. Now, it is a little strange that he dropped the helmet, because he is making it harder for himself due to their natural infrared sight. But it was probably also done for the same reason. He handicapped itself to give it's prey a fair fighting chance. Which is what most Predators will do. And this was probably also a very standard-ish Predator as well. Certainly not a master hunter, but certainly not a rookie either. And since Predators can live for hundred of years, maybe this Predator haven't hunted humans before, and his lack of skill in that area or arrogance, lead to his defeat. Anyway, the Predator lore and universe is fucking huge. And this movie barely touched the surface.

  • @clockworklemon9243

    @clockworklemon9243

    5 жыл бұрын

    The lore is huge and this movie was the original drop that started the ocean.

  • @RedAgainstMachine

    @RedAgainstMachine

    5 жыл бұрын

    Misanthrope And then there are people like me who are like: Who fuckin cares? This movie is badass! Predator was all, alright.. you wanna play, little boy? Toying with Arnold the way it's toyed with all of them.

  • @mybigarmada

    @mybigarmada

    5 жыл бұрын

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Xplora213

    @Xplora213

    5 жыл бұрын

    Misanthrope, you imply that the disarmament is to give Arnold a chance because of some honour code, when it's pretty clear that he's simply doing it to make the fight more entertaining for himself. He's been dismembering humans all movie and killing with distance weapons. He's doing all of this for entertainment. The predator completely bitches out with the suicide vest move. There might be a bunch of lore but this movie definitely doesn't have it. The movie isn't about honour, but naked raw power. It flips the table, where humanity's best are butchered, but through luck,brains and hard work, humans won the day. The end clip doesn't show an honourable winner, but a survivor. And that's why we love it.

  • @randomwhittyname41

    @randomwhittyname41

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Xplora213 Yeah, but the people he shot with ranged weapons all had ranged weapons. The predators keep it balanced. Ranged for ranged, blades with blades, and fists for fists. Least how I see it >.>

  • @ufotalk9434
    @ufotalk94347 жыл бұрын

    carl weathers was the only major actor that did not get elected governor of a state.

  • @Poisonedblade

    @Poisonedblade

    5 жыл бұрын

    But he did play for the Oakland Raiders.

  • @ace3241987

    @ace3241987

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Poisonedblade That's a fair trade off.

  • @chbend

    @chbend

    4 жыл бұрын

    Give it time......

  • @alucard624

    @alucard624

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sonny Landham ie Billy tried to run several times but it didn't happen.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche79014 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: The Predator's blood was actually just a mix of glowstick juice and KY jelly: Due to how quick glowstick juice dies down outside of the tube, each batch had to be made fresh before shooting.

  • @deathislife3545
    @deathislife35455 жыл бұрын

    This was Schwartzeneggers greatest role, unlike commando and his unstoppable infinite ammo life hack, and always being the one to deliver the ass beatings, it was nice to see him outmatched for once in the greatest way, it made his victory against the predator believable, as well. Terminiator (1 and 2) and predator are the best Arnold flicks in existence, honorable mentions Red Heat, Running Man, and Total Recall.

  • @mustekkala
    @mustekkala7 жыл бұрын

    This is Arnolds best performance in my opinion, if nothing else than that last scene where he looks like he has been to hell and back. Well there are more good scenes with him but to me that last one hit the nail in the head.

  • @studinthemaking

    @studinthemaking

    7 жыл бұрын

    mustekkala Running man is some of his best also

  • @mustekkala

    @mustekkala

    7 жыл бұрын

    studinthemaking I need to re-watch that at some point, i remember it being a bit more goofy-like. :D

  • @IRMentat

    @IRMentat

    7 жыл бұрын

    mustekkala it is very goofy.

  • @headbangerdnb

    @headbangerdnb

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@studinthemaking I think OP was referring to actual acting. If we're talking one-liners, Running Man and Total Recall take the cake.

  • @rustykuntz94

    @rustykuntz94

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes, amazing scene. The look of pure horror and PTSD FOR LIFE on Arnold's face in the chopper flying out of there. With the dramatic music playing. That's another great thing in this movie, Alan Silvestri's score throughout is top notch.

  • @neildbarker
    @neildbarker7 жыл бұрын

    "Gun-toting Easter Island statue." That's classic! Great review!

  • @asumjessen2013
    @asumjessen20136 жыл бұрын

    Having this movie on a continual loop lets me benchpress 50 Jim Sterlings.

  • @fakenews6133

    @fakenews6133

    6 жыл бұрын

    Careful when you set them down. I like the orbital path of the earth the way it is.

  • @ParanoiDave
    @ParanoiDave9 жыл бұрын

    Never seen a yank drop a "Dad's Army" reference before.... Good show, old chap!

  • @-coop2911
    @-coop29114 жыл бұрын

    “The man song” should be in every 80s action movie gear up montage

  • @MstrWayn3
    @MstrWayn39 жыл бұрын

    The guy in the chopper with the big glasses?... Shane Black, Writter of LETHAL WEAPON!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • @MstrWayn3

    @MstrWayn3

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jon Ericson I have 2 copies of The Monster Squad on VHS... I'll not rest till I have them all. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller58685 жыл бұрын

    This was a real movie with real action and real men and a real Predator. New Predator aka Predator is Beta trash.

  • @ezekielglenn6155

    @ezekielglenn6155

    5 жыл бұрын

    Damn bro you beat me to that statement !I literally said almost the same thing sorry dude !I didn't know.

  • @wonkothesane8691

    @wonkothesane8691

    5 жыл бұрын

    Directed by Shane Black, who apparently wanted to take the movie that started his career and skull-fuck it to death.

  • @alucard624

    @alucard624

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wonkothesane8691 Read about what went on behind the scenes and you'll see how Fox once again interfered and fucked the movie up from what it should have been just like with Alien 3.

  • @ThisBirdHasFlown

    @ThisBirdHasFlown

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hate the overused word "unironically", but "beta" is worse, so if you unironically use it then you're a jackass

  • @ianbradbury1542
    @ianbradbury15425 жыл бұрын

    My god I'm crying watching this. This has got to be one of the greatest ever movie review

  • @gafoot5368
    @gafoot53684 жыл бұрын

    2:19- Still way funnier than any Stephen Colbert joke. This is one of my favourite Schwarzenegger films, awesome review!

  • @Zelousmarineinspace
    @Zelousmarineinspace9 жыл бұрын

    The men & women of america salute you Razorfist for this epic review. now give us that Alien isolation review please...

  • @flyingninja1234
    @flyingninja12345 жыл бұрын

    Yet another movie in a long list, that would never be made today.

  • @DeadPixel1105

    @DeadPixel1105

    5 жыл бұрын

    If Hollywood did a "Predator" reboot, it would be an all female cast probably.

  • @pholly

    @pholly

    5 жыл бұрын

    And another reason today sucks, fuck PC America.

  • @nhmooytis7058

    @nhmooytis7058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Z M just remade with soyboys and a climate change subplot.

  • @wetubeerman
    @wetubeerman3 жыл бұрын

    It’s crazy. Arnold Schwarzenegger does such a good job at projecting fear. In the get to the chopper scene, he really does look like he’s about to shit his pants.

  • @NeroBlackheart666
    @NeroBlackheart6669 жыл бұрын

    If this get blocked too I'm buying a predator mask, straighten out a scythe and start collecting trophies.

  • @rahkenaten550
    @rahkenaten5508 жыл бұрын

    "deep fried Charles Bronson testicle" my chest hair just grew chest hair of its own and GUESS WHAT? underneath it was a Chuck Norris' fist. I learn so much from your channel, dude. WP!!

  • @paradox5672
    @paradox56725 жыл бұрын

    Old school 80's action flicks are hard to beat.

  • @bucknasty69
    @bucknasty693 жыл бұрын

    The Unreal announcer dubbed over Jesse Ventura lighting dudes up with the minigun was hilarious!

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC9 жыл бұрын

    10:40-Arnold, just did the classic, John McClane no words just "oh shit" look over the shoulder from Die Hard. And this movie came out two years before Die Hard. This movie just became influencial.

  • @TheRageaholic

    @TheRageaholic

    9 жыл бұрын

    Die Hard was actually intended as the sequel to Predator, but Arnold wouldn't sign on, because he didn't like the idea of moving the series out of the jungle.

  • @DARTHPIZZAROLL

    @DARTHPIZZAROLL

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Actually it was supposed to be a sequel to Commando, not Predator.

  • @TheRageaholic

    @TheRageaholic

    9 жыл бұрын

    Meh. Same movie.

  • @dragonknightleader1

    @dragonknightleader1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wha? But moving out of the jungle would have meant not working in the jungle.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche79014 жыл бұрын

    "How do you go from shrugging off Kalashnikov rounds to fighting over a tomato in Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe?" Three words: Electric bill due.

  • @Sigmundfruit
    @Sigmundfruit8 жыл бұрын

    It's amazing how well Arnold did a movie about a (mostly) hopeless battle.

  • @TheMagnificentMongoSlade
    @TheMagnificentMongoSlade2 жыл бұрын

    Step 1: Establish team of paramilitary bad asses as bad asses in every conceivable way possible by having them slaughter hundreds of guys in the jungle. Step 2: Establish Predator as an even more bad ass by having it kill them one at a time in gruesome fashion. Step 3: Establish Arnold as the most bad ass, monster killing mf of all time by killing the Predator. Step 4: PROFIT!

  • @TheScotchaholic
    @TheScotchaholic9 жыл бұрын

    If more reviews of ANYTHING in this world, were just as badass, and well edited (thank you Terran), we'd have world peace through superior attitude! Brilliant Razor!

  • @MaximumCarter
    @MaximumCarter Жыл бұрын

    This video is almost as epic as the movie. Well done!

  • @fmaren
    @fmaren5 жыл бұрын

    Ol' Painless - ideal for home defense or border control!

  • @Yu1awAngerWolf82
    @Yu1awAngerWolf829 жыл бұрын

    Best Review of Predator EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MaskedRiderChris
    @MaskedRiderChris6 жыл бұрын

    I fondly remember watching this movie way back in summer of 1987! I'd just graduated high school and the matinee ticket was around $2.50, I want to say? This is still one of the baddest action movies ever made, period paragraph. When action movies were not hobbled by political correctness and were just glorious fests of, well, ACTION. I came up on Schwarzenegger movies and his one liners were priceless and still are, for me. "Let off some steam, Bennett!"

  • @erictoniaschwab1009

    @erictoniaschwab1009

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Pineau Class of ‘88 here. Arnold was life for us. And this was the big one in the summer of ‘87 along with La Bamba of all things!

  • @adamentalhip-hop5632
    @adamentalhip-hop56326 жыл бұрын

    Fucking incredible review of one of the greatest films ever made. Well done. Bravo.

  • @Smith686plus
    @Smith686plus7 жыл бұрын

    These are the single finest movie reviews ever constructed by the hands of man! You shall make more of these!

  • @newtpondskipper
    @newtpondskipper2 жыл бұрын

    Such a great review! The goofy yell when he was falling was the chefs kiss.

  • @charlietoole8707
    @charlietoole87072 жыл бұрын

    Saw it in the theater, at least twice.They'd run it double feature with Robocop, Lethal weapon, etc. '87 was a Great year for film!

  • @titusXpullo
    @titusXpullo2 жыл бұрын

    Predator takes his helmet off "... and so begins the storied film career of Nancy Pelosi" This is some prime hilarity

  • @swefinn6619
    @swefinn66195 жыл бұрын

    That was f**king amazing!!! Goofy scream and scream through space 👍😂

  • @AntiLifeEquation1
    @AntiLifeEquation17 жыл бұрын

    Damn this has to be the most awesome movie review i've ever seen.

  • @CaptZenPetabyte
    @CaptZenPetabyte10 ай бұрын

    When I need to cheer myself up I always search 'rageaholic cinema review from 8years ago' and I am always encouraged.

  • @IanTheD4nnyB0yFan
    @IanTheD4nnyB0yFan9 жыл бұрын

    Thank you razorfist love watching your classic action movie reviews.

  • @ericsartanahorner
    @ericsartanahorner9 жыл бұрын

    Awesome, great way to start a day, watching this. You and the Regular Car Review's guy are the best reviewers on KZread. Keep kickin ass bro \,,/

  • @skuterixas91
    @skuterixas917 жыл бұрын

    that intro made me lol hard damn

  • @setolucifer9480
    @setolucifer94805 жыл бұрын

    A battle cry so manly, I’m surprised it didn’t wake up an engineer and send it straight to earth.

  • @joshuawilliams2290
    @joshuawilliams22906 жыл бұрын

    This review never gets old. No matter how many times I watch it.

  • @MythicalMonk3y
    @MythicalMonk3y9 жыл бұрын

    What an awesome song, On and On. Thanks for introducing it to me! Also forgot to credit DVDA for their manly song! Haha

  • @boubou230910
    @boubou2309105 жыл бұрын

    This film is always on my 5 best ever favourites. I first wacthed it in early 90s on greek tv (resolution pal-secam at best lol) with interuptions for comercials. I loved it. The next time they put in on again (national greek tv was and still is in stone age era, they repeat big time films every month) I taped it in a VHS recorder (yeah!!!) by pausing it before any commercial clip (they stoped the film without warning....) and then rec again. That tape lasted 2-3 years, I played it to death. Then with internet I had the CHANCE to watch that film in 480p and then 720p resolution and it was like someone transplanted better eyes and ears to me... I know every line and scene in this epic film. That review here is just awesome, hillarious, and fair!!!!! Good work, rage.

  • @Joneth_Piptne
    @Joneth_Piptne5 жыл бұрын

    No matter what....that predator laugh at the end is still spooky as fuck

  • @tinplatedave
    @tinplatedave3 жыл бұрын

    That was so hilarious and awesome. Thank you and BTW I live in MN and I remember when Ventura was Governor. The best thing were the bumper stickers which said “My Governor can beat up your Governor” 😂🤘

  • @marcl705
    @marcl7056 жыл бұрын

    Love your work. I crack up every time, thanx!

  • @DeamonMaim
    @DeamonMaim8 жыл бұрын

    ANGRY JOES WRITING PROCESSS!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT WAS TOO GOOD

  • @kennethclemons3415
    @kennethclemons34155 жыл бұрын

    The best male driven manliness bro-ish testosterone movie review......EVER!!!

  • @kevinschoenfelt6587
    @kevinschoenfelt65875 жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest movies ever. Gets better every time I see it.

  • @CaptiveReefSystems
    @CaptiveReefSystems4 жыл бұрын

    13:41 *"...and so began the storied film career of Nancy Pelosi!"* 😂👌

  • @Akira-5
    @Akira-5 Жыл бұрын

    Best Predator review ever made. No question.

  • @SeattleMarksJoint3
    @SeattleMarksJoint37 жыл бұрын

    Oh man, this is one of your best!!!!

  • @onlyweknow2
    @onlyweknow25 жыл бұрын

    First time I could watch Predator all the way thru...Thanks.

  • @GamingKick
    @GamingKick9 жыл бұрын

    Best review for Predator i have ever seen! Thanks! Made my day! The greatest Schwarzenegger flick perfectly summed up by Razorfist!

  • @dougmasters4579
    @dougmasters45793 жыл бұрын

    Awesome stuff razor. I noticed that fans of Predator think that Dutch's team in this movie were mercenaries - it's even on wikia/wikipedia. But they follow orders from a General at the start, have a chain of command, and the Thomas Bros wrote in predator 2 that they were special forces. But they still think they're mercs? I'm confused.

  • @chrisperrien7055

    @chrisperrien7055

    2 жыл бұрын

    CIA. and almost all of them "mercs" were Vietnam Vets.

  • @juanhenry0
    @juanhenry06 жыл бұрын

    Growing up in the 80's..you Know how great these movies showed in the theater. Stellar steroid celluloid (missed an 's' there).

  • @OaknShield
    @OaknShield5 жыл бұрын

    I just discover this channel to bad I dint earlier you are fucking awesome and reviewing one of my favorite movies of all time. Hands down new sub.

  • @TheMeteoDragoon
    @TheMeteoDragoon9 жыл бұрын

    The whole Now you're a man song during the whole gearing up section was perfect also great video... My Compliments to you and Mr. Gell.

  • @MrBdog1021
    @MrBdog10213 жыл бұрын

    The first 30 seconds of this review is absolute gold.

  • @bakagaijin6753
    @bakagaijin67534 жыл бұрын

    I want it to be known, that I bought this movie today on Black Friday due to your review of it. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit I've never seen it before.

  • @r.e.seymoursr.1214
    @r.e.seymoursr.12144 жыл бұрын

    Hey Razor, thank you for all the hard work. No matter what mood I'm in, you can lift my spirit with your truth and wit. I appreciate it and look forward to seeing and hearing your review. Thanks for everything.

  • @SlasherTrash
    @SlasherTrash7 жыл бұрын

    Since searching for fun reviews on the Death Wish movies, this dude has become my number 1 goto for top notch 80's action videos.

  • @Josh3B
    @Josh3B4 жыл бұрын

    This is not only the best review of Predator ever, but maybe the best movie review of all time.

  • @johanzijlstra7435
    @johanzijlstra74353 ай бұрын

    Watching back these series in 2024 is alot of fun still

  • @mantovannni
    @mantovannni5 жыл бұрын

    So fucking happy that I recently came across your channel and now these reviews.

  • @IsaiahClemmons
    @IsaiahClemmons5 жыл бұрын

    I just had an announcer scream COMBO! Because i came so many times in a row. Between your voice and the movie now im dehydrated and im trying to pretend at this point the dogs water doesnt look tasty.

  • @runvalddarkstone5517
    @runvalddarkstone5517 Жыл бұрын

    12:13 "That's a Mofo T-Rex ..." " No! dude, that's just Arnold calling!"

  • @theymusthatetesla3186
    @theymusthatetesla31863 жыл бұрын

    ....why the hell aren't there more likes for this vid after 6 years??!!

  • @AnthroArcade
    @AnthroArcade9 жыл бұрын

    That's gotta be one of the more awesomer reviews of something I've seen - and hilarious too.

  • @mackybell14
    @mackybell149 жыл бұрын

    I noticed your movie reviews are more well received than your gaming reviews... I wonder why? You are legitimately hilarious and entertaining.

  • @TheRageaholic

    @TheRageaholic

    9 жыл бұрын

    Because of an omnipresent double standard: Don't take a movie seriously? Take potshots at it and generally have fun? = "HILARIOUS! YOU HAVE A GIFT! 10/10!" Apply the same approach to a _video game_? = "ZOMG NOT FUNNY / YOU DIDN'T EVEN PLAY THIS DID YOU?!? DOXXING U RITE NAO!" Which is a mind-blowing dichotomy, due to the fact that movies are actually considered an art form, whereas video games... well, we all know the score on that. I've pondered doing a rant on this subject many... MANY times.

  • @Hisnameisroyperez

    @Hisnameisroyperez

    9 жыл бұрын

    I kinda want you to review a wwe movie like the marine or the chaperone because you know about wrestling so I think it might be funny

  • @ihernandez4234

    @ihernandez4234

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** What omnipresent double standard? Your movie reviews are usually hilarious, upbeat, positive and above all absent of any long winded rant of in this case the movie industry or Hollywood. Your game reviews except for most of your retrospectives are often the complete opposite (and just to note, I suspect more people prefer those retrospectives over most of your game reviews aside from say Mega man X3 and of course Blood Dragon).

  • @TheRageaholic

    @TheRageaholic

    9 жыл бұрын

    I Hernandez Sunshine... you're setting up camp in a separate _hemisphere_... from the point. Why don't you have a lie down while the grown-ups speak? Not only are most of my reviews positive (roughly a 70/30 positive/negative split, if you want a solid percentage) many of them (Alien: Isolation, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption, TMNT: Out of the Shadows, Dragon Age: Inquisition all spring to mind) glowingly so. I'm not some hack who can't be funny without being negative, and I pride myself on that. You just watched a movie review that proves it, but the fact is, the vast majority of my video game reviews prove it, as well. Where you missed the point? Is that I stated - and completely stand by - the fact that according to blithering morons, I am *_NOT ALLOWED_* to take the same approach with video game reviews as with movies. It's idiotic, considering in society at large, films are considered art, and video games, to date, are not. But if I do NOTHING but take the piss out of a video game the way I do with movies, or praise it to the moon and back with nothing but a 15-minute stand-up comedy routine (as per my film reviews) people... will... fucking... FLIP. I know this, because on the few occasions I've taken that approach? That's exactly what they've done. ...with blithering morons like yourself bugling the call.

  • @ihernandez4234

    @ihernandez4234

    9 жыл бұрын

    Well, reading that reply I must admit was a bit entertaining. Telling me to listen to the grown ups while needlessly cursing, denigrating me when I didn't do that to you, and accusing me of missing the point when the opposite is true really speaks volumes. First of all, I never accused you of being a hack so why mention that you're not a hack? I only mentioned some long winded rants you make which are true especially when the videos are specifically entitled rants. I never even said they weren't even all uncalled for or unwanted. Second of all, I gave a few exceptions in addition to your game retrospectives. I even mentioned/implied some of your negative game reviews were fine by me (actually most to be honest) even though they were negative because I felt they were on the money (e.g. The Order 1886), so I fail to see what your point was especially considering that the overall point of the comment was that your movie reviews are rarely any where near as critical of its subject matter as your game reviews are which is true even by your own admission, but you felt the need to lash out on me anyway. Why? Thirdly and as importantly since this seemed to set you off, I don't know where this you're not allowed to take the same approach to video game reviews with movies crowd you speak of is coming from which was the real point of my comment. If you really are more mature than me, then you can point me to the right direction validating your claim to some extent that I can verify. I and others don't know who these "people" are who you're talking about (never mind that I don't see how these people qualify as an omnipresent standard). Only you do which is why I even made the comment to begin with. Hell, you really think I or other people who watch your videos wouldn't want to see say a negative review of say Batman and Robin review by you? I would die laughing even if I thought I heard all the bad things said about that mess. Hell Spoony does that sort of stuff all the time. Why can't you (well not all the times)? Because you can't stand the heat? As if you didn't piss people off enough with your FF7 review which I can't even see because it was pulled down. So I'll repeat myself. What omnipresent standard are you talking about? Where is the proof to this that I can verify or is this flat out hyperbole? Why can't I ask you that? Fourthly, I have to say your reply is quite aggravating considering that overall I have liked most your content. I have to admit, I kind of enjoy your loose cannon approach from time to time. I have often while watching your content let your antics slide because I often felt they were done in good taste even if that meant stuff I like or liked was getting poked at, but I'm not willing to let fantasy and hyperboles not based on reality or something I can't easily verify slide. Why it seems you felt the need to slap me down for making a simple query/point as to where your claims are coming from is beyond me, but if that's how you want to treat your supporters or would be supporters then that's your call.

  • @stylesymphony1220
    @stylesymphony12205 жыл бұрын

    That opening is too Goddamn funny! Played it back at least 30 times.

  • @Hisnameisroyperez
    @Hisnameisroyperez9 жыл бұрын

    I have been watching this for weeks I thought I subscribed already

  • @masseffectbozon
    @masseffectbozon9 жыл бұрын

    as always amazing to watch

  • @ashdoglsu
    @ashdoglsu4 жыл бұрын

    Love the Unreal Tournament quotes.

  • @sunofslavia
    @sunofslavia8 жыл бұрын

    Shit, I remember watching this the first time from a pirated VHS in my pre-teens. This movie will never get old.

  • @dangermartin69
    @dangermartin698 ай бұрын

    Saw this at the drive-in when it came out when I was 18. It was awesome.

  • @jaredwhite200
    @jaredwhite2003 ай бұрын

    9 years later & this review is still a masterpiece

  • @lukecage99
    @lukecage999 жыл бұрын

    This has to be your funniest video to date, and thats saying a lot.

  • @DireWolfSif12349
    @DireWolfSif123499 жыл бұрын

    Awesome vid Razor!

  • @Judgementxxx
    @Judgementxxx3 жыл бұрын

    I only just finished shaving my beard from the last time I watch this film. 2 fucking years ago!

  • @theronraam23
    @theronraam233 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: The guy Schwarzenegger says "knock knock" to before blowing him out the window is Sven-ole Thorsen, the villain from Abraxas.

  • @Vaporvice84

    @Vaporvice84

    2 жыл бұрын

    Arnold's old powerlifting buddy. Arnold gave him small cameos in a lot of his movies back then but he had a more prominent role in Conan as one of the main villains.

  • @billyteflon1322
    @billyteflon13224 жыл бұрын

    The lines of this movie are so good war tourists use them. I arm wrestled a former Marine once abroad and came at me with "Pushing too many pencils?"

  • @pamelalejeune2424
    @pamelalejeune24244 жыл бұрын

    Is no one going to talk about the video game crack at the beginning. That made me laugh so hard

  • @shredguitar7680
    @shredguitar76806 жыл бұрын

    This guy is the best reviewer on KZread. Every time you kept saying Selma Hayek, I lost it lol

  • @SuperGodoSatsu
    @SuperGodoSatsu9 жыл бұрын

    God damnit, its this and the Commando reviews you did that makes want to watch more of this glorious unabashed awesomefest. By the way Predator 2 when?

  • @trillcosby4399
    @trillcosby43995 жыл бұрын

    14:25 man in predator suit knocks leaf off with mask, goes out of character thinking "What asshole failed to attach these leaves worth a fuck?"

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093
    @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem40935 жыл бұрын

    Great review, but you missed the greatest line in movie history, "this stuff will turn you into a sexual tyrannosoaur!"

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    2 ай бұрын

    Stick this in your sore ass

  • @TheFly212
    @TheFly2129 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite movies of all time. Masterclass.

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