The racists are the only group who are absolutely THRILLED to have their own section

@jayash81

Жыл бұрын

But now the racist section is open to diversity, not whites only 😂

@Cj-pc4id

Жыл бұрын

Seems like black people are too 😂 they fought against segregation now they’re fighting for it😂 humanity devolving at its finest

@cowel8734

Жыл бұрын

100%

@colebyrnes7889

Жыл бұрын

Tell me you were born recently... wait you already did

@dhans9662

Жыл бұрын

Until Uncle Ruckus joins in, then he's the only one enjoying himself

“Well we’ve had a few drinks, better go racist” got me💀

@jonslg240

Жыл бұрын

Man he's gotten phat lately lmao

@MrMan-np9jg

Жыл бұрын

if you aren't racist while intoxicated, do you even have a personality

@blizzard1198

Жыл бұрын

Now I'm singing this song Ever since a guy clapped my mom's cheeks The man behind the clapping😭

@blizzard1198

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrMan-np9jg I transcend racism and reach a state of speciesism

@jeffsorrows

Жыл бұрын

​@blizzard1198 wait what type of species are you against? Allopatric, parapatric, sympopatric or peripatric? Because that will determine if we will be friends... or best friends.

''Im only racist after sex.''

@zenhalimana

Жыл бұрын

"It helps the meal go down..."

@Albatorwow

Жыл бұрын

So many possibilities 🤣 "I can quit hating the jews anytime I want"

@zenhalimana

Жыл бұрын

@@Albatorwow "I'm only racist socially when I'm having a few drinks."

@jakecalvert6728

Жыл бұрын

I’m a social racist 😂

@Follower-of-Jehovah-The-Lord21

Жыл бұрын

​@@jakecalvert6728 According to my Database; You should seek therapy, as racism was the root of 150 years of slaughtering blacks.

Mark is the perfect example of how to tell edgy jokes in 2023 without crossing the line. He’s so dam witty it gets me laughing every time! 😂

@christmas90s54

Жыл бұрын

His delivery is so well mannered I think even those who get offended easily will like it.

@eatabowlofshit

Жыл бұрын

I think he crosses the line plenty. That's what Carlin said makes a good joke, when it's way out of proportion, exaggerated and over the line. He said a comedian's responsibility is to point out where the line is and to take the audience and deliberately cross it with them. That's how we evolve: by erasing boundaries, by crossing the line.

@josephdavis2695

Жыл бұрын

@@eatabowlofshit I clicked reply on the original comment to say exactly this. I’ll save my breath because you nailed it.

@truelife1004

Жыл бұрын

And if it don't hit he pays his respect to the comedy god by saying "comedy"

@coochiecrook_

Жыл бұрын

Your mom gets me every time too!

"It's your funerals. The kitchen is heavily hispanic" Lmao 🤣

@justinmarston4106

Жыл бұрын

It's like he's worked in a kitchen before or something to know that. Someone else in these comments thought he said Hispanic because he was scared to say black. I'm guessing they haven't worked in a lot of kitchens

@romainjarrige3186

11 ай бұрын

@@justinmarston4106hello I’m French I don’t understand the joke can you explain plz

@MTChris

10 ай бұрын

​@justinmarston4106 what I miss lol

Pilot: Do remember this is a no-racism flight.

@Hendrik2112

Жыл бұрын

People being racist on the restroom then

@fireguardianx

Жыл бұрын

@@Hendrik2112 It has the no racism sign there tho....

@panzerofthelake506

Жыл бұрын

​@@fireguardianx they hope no one will notice

@theconfusedllama

Жыл бұрын

Can I be racist in the lavatory

@Ebb0Productions

Жыл бұрын

@@panzerofthelake506 All modern planes have racism-detectors installed in the restroom.

“Hey man can I bum a racial slur off of ya?”

@Jorangus

6 ай бұрын

If I'm Mark I'm using this one next time i tell the joke hahhaha

I only hate one race: the one where I have to run

@WierdBoyzInc

Жыл бұрын

I actually love running when its my choice

@parkerbear1812

Жыл бұрын

@@WierdBoyzInc I love me some fast dopamine, too bad I can’t go as fast as those hasty tons of steel

@LiterallyAWesternHognose

Жыл бұрын

I hate all of us equally even myself.

@WierdBoyzInc

Жыл бұрын

I wish I could

@blizzard1198

Жыл бұрын

​@@LiterallyAWesternHognose never heard something so real

Ironicly, the racist section is the most diverse section

@EnderElohim

Жыл бұрын

and non racist section is filled with pure woke mafia XD

@redmin3r311

Жыл бұрын

Fr, Hispanics are hella racist lol

@mahadismail9569

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, keep telling yourself that

@danielflanard8274

Жыл бұрын

​@@mahadismail9569 And what exactly are you insinuating?

@Groovemonkey-pd4ht

Жыл бұрын

@@mahadismail9569 You will not find a city that isn't mostly white that is outspoken against racism as much as white people. It's a bunch of performative virtue signaling. Everyone's at least a little racist rather they like it or not and its mainly white people that shut their ears and shout at this fact in ignorance, ironically breeding more of it by perpetuating misconceptions about non-racist things being racist and that non-white people need emotional protection.

"The kitchen is heavily Mexican " LMFAO 😅😅😅

@abrahamhernandez7858

Жыл бұрын

I don't know why I heard Mexican but it's still funny

@alansands256

Жыл бұрын

I didn't understand that joke. Since I'm not racist, I didn't know there was any connection between Hispanics and Restaurant work.

@Chino57038

Жыл бұрын

@@alansands256 some restaurants have an all mexican cook crew; or you could say a majority of cooks at restaurants in the US are mexican or hispanic

@alansands256

Жыл бұрын

@@Chino57038 Only a racist would make such stereotypes.

@andreainselvini3568

Жыл бұрын

​@@alansands256you don't have to be racist to understand these jokes, just sayin..

That trust thing is so real though. I made friends with a scarred vet, real young guy who saw too much. The only people he ever spoke ill of and was racist towards was the people he was fighting. It was tough, because what can you really say? You cant excuse the dead friends he has, but you cant excuse the dead on the other side either. Its just sad. Terrible thing, war.

finally someone doing dark/edgy humor correctly.

@RandomGal_

Жыл бұрын

Really refreshing from a sea of just blatant bigotry with no setup and punchline ❤

@illegalsfromcanada

Жыл бұрын

Just because he says the word racism doesn't make it dark or edgy.

@moomax8952

Жыл бұрын

@@illegalsfromcanadahe takes a dark subject, adds a funny twist to it. A funny way to see it and imagine it. Dark jokes are that, taking dark subjects like death, racism, sexism, and twisting them in a way to make them seem more stupid and funny. Whilst other people with distasteful jokes just point out that these things exist or publicly announce that they join in on such things. This guy does it right. He mocks it, and plays with the idea of it. He didn’t insult anyone but racists

@blizzard1198

Жыл бұрын

​@@moomax8952 mmm,but that's just your opinion the "distasteful" jokes you speak have a audience and in part of it when they have a good execution

@grantshearer5615

Жыл бұрын

​​@@moomax8952 way to call the majority of people on the planet "distasteful". Outside of the west, racist comedy is widely accepted and enjoyed. That's how Russell Peters dominated the international comedy stage for over a decade

I never understood racism until I moved to LA and seen that everyone lives up to their stereotypes down here

@lie380

11 ай бұрын

You nailed it. These days racism isn't learned from the parents it's brought on by being around different races and seeing the truth for yourself.. why do all blacks wanna move out of the ghetto? To get away from other black people...

@layshalay7410

5 ай бұрын

So that means it’s okay to be racist cause of a stereotype ?

There was a segregation joke in the restaurant bit that was left unexplored.

Depending on who you're racist against that Hispanic kitchen crew might actually hook you up

@kain-5362

Жыл бұрын

wym by that?

@thefutureisnowoldman7653

Жыл бұрын

​@@kain-5362If it's Mexican being racist against Guatemala could get you more food

@LunaticKing-fj3hp

Жыл бұрын

​@@kain-5362you'd be suprised on how many "not see" hispanics there are

You can usually smell the racism lingering on someone up to an hour after they were hating.

He's so good at fast one-liners that the audience can't even keep up! It reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. If you go back and watch Dangerfield you'll see that very often the audience can't keep up with the joke because they're still digesting the last joke.

@Himijendrix014

Жыл бұрын

Great 👍 example

Nice parallels

Being a white truck driver I get this a lot from the older drivers who assume that I'm like they are and just blert out whatever. It's like a coin toss if my coworkers will be racist at this point.

@jeff2209

Жыл бұрын

You're white you're complicit in racism too educate yourself

@texanarchy666

Жыл бұрын

I'm assuming the 1 hidden reply is a racist person lol. This video just brought them out of the woodworks like roaches

@davidbeppler3032

10 ай бұрын

Just become a cop. 100% racist. Then you know what to expect.

@erikschwartz1214

9 ай бұрын

I feel like truckers deserve a pass, they deal with the absolute lowest IQ retards of all races all day every day. Just think of the guys they have to talk to who load/unload the trucks, it must be exhausting.

@TheOrangeRoad

6 ай бұрын

Oh you poor thing

This is pretty funny

The best times in life are when you're being racist back and forth with your black friend, your Latino friend, and your Asian friend

Love, love, love Normand!!!!! Killin' it, bruva!!!!

This is true tbh I crack racist jokes in my lunch room at work, and I’m the most fav and funniest 😂

this dude kills me everytime he comes up😂

Dude is awesome. Hello from Mexico

Comedy

@tamerjaber3771

Жыл бұрын

Comedy

@theodorerhigginbottom5837

Жыл бұрын

Comedy

@ssfc117

Жыл бұрын

Allllllright

@Chris-yw4pi

Жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart is a funny guy

@alansands256

Жыл бұрын

Jokes!

i feel like that "Jesus christ" was a sigh of relief the joke landed because the probe at "bittersweet moment" got ZERO chuckles. I would have been stressed too 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Kevin hart is KILLIN IT

If i said racist jokes they would take my green card

Mark you keep coming after us🇲🇽 keep up the good work😂😂😂😂😂

Such an underrated bit😂

I just got off my dishwasher shift! That last joke was golden, and accurate. 😅

This dude is comedy af

😂 outside shivering in the cold to get off a few racist remarks is hilarious.

end racism ,🐵🤜🏿🤛🏻👦🏻 ,

@sriraj3910

7 ай бұрын

👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾(👍🏿)

@Joshua-jf3df

Ай бұрын

Gay

This is true. I’m Mexican and I have a white friend. We slander each other in good fun all the time. Edit: he’s Dutch so I had to go out of my way to research how to slander Dutch people. Apparently the stereotype is cheap people who like cheese. Apparently you can piss them off by confusing the Netherlands with Germany He calls me beaner and I call him cheesehead

@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow

9 ай бұрын

^pick me

@moisesarellano9205

9 ай бұрын

@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow bet I CHOOSE YOU! @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow !!! (Pokémon battle music starts)

you know hes not wrong i save my extra spicy jokes with my real friends who know i couldnt possibly be racist

This guy is hilarious. I frickin love his sense of humor

Normand can talk about anything and make it funny

• “Make everything he eats extra spicy.”

This man is like fine wine

That last joke was a hilarious cherry on top.

There’s also a good mix of racist and non racist people. Those are the non racists who tell racist jokes. That’s me

@matthewgo99

Жыл бұрын

No one cares

@introvertedillusion9769

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewgo99 you cared enough to reply so I would say you care to an extent

@labanlabansson6147

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewgo99 I care, just to prove you wrong. Have a nice day.

@medfibezk8745

Жыл бұрын

​@@introvertedillusion9769 "i don't care" "you commented you must care" This back and forth on a vast majority of comment sections is getting fucking tiring, can we do better? Be more original maybe? Just a thought.

@Eramor

Жыл бұрын

​@@medfibezk8745maybe move on from those comments then you won't have to deal with them. You can't dictate what people comment lol

Shalom! Keep it up Mark

pure comedy gold

Mark never fails to absolutely kill it 🤣🤣

Legitimately the best comedian on the planet

Everything he said is ridiculously accurate.

Lmao mark Normand is such a great comic. Can't wait to him live

Lmao

i think a bit of good ol racism is always healthy

@bolson42

Жыл бұрын

That’s disgusting

Mark, you are the funniest person ever!!! Haha

Dancing on Lasers my guy. Brave😂

I like how he makes racism sound cool again...I mean come on people it's time

racism is just unapproved pattern recognition

@gwho

11 ай бұрын

Bingo

@specialknees6798

11 ай бұрын

I mean pattern recognition is the reason people thought human sacrifices were required to make the sun keep rising. Human intuition alone isn’t a reliable way of understanding the world.

As a non white person, I found it hilarious when white people would be overtly racist about other races and looking at me to see if I agree 😂

@sebastienh1100

Жыл бұрын

It’s called « virtue signaling »

@thedeed8740

Жыл бұрын

Fr 💀

@helgaioannidis9365

Жыл бұрын

Ah I'm a German living in Greece and sometimes get that. People go "we have too many immigrants". I go "do you want to get rid of me?" The shock in their eyes when they realise what they just did 😂😂😂

@sebastienh1100

Жыл бұрын

@@helgaioannidis9365 - you are VERY confused in your mind if you mix up « racism » with « immigration policy». Unfortunately you’re not the only one.

@helgaioannidis9365

Жыл бұрын

@@sebastienh1100 actually the guys that want me to agree I shouldn't be in their country are confused. Because usually they don't mean immigrants in general, they mean certain types of immigrants and I'm usually not "that kind" of an immigrant. They mean they don't want Muslims to immigrate, when they say that. Context is king here and Greece is not Germany or the USA.

U hear someone saying racist ass shit thru the bathroom stall lol

Dude jokes are getting darker than the lines in KFC

The two things I hate the most are racism and black people.

Dude doesn't know what racism is

@bullballsallday

Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing you're one of those people who would go to a comedy club and boo the comedian.

@cowel8734

Жыл бұрын

Like people who want segregation

@brianburdett3463

Жыл бұрын

@oogity-boogity woogity I'm guessing bad things about you with very limited information too

This was hilarious

I just wish racists also had a distinct smell. Would save me a lot of time.

I feel like this is Jerry Seinfeld but the dark half.

“Racist breaks” 😂😂😂

One of my favorite bits

This guy is getting better

The concert of the this man’s jokes are 😂 🤣🤣🤣#living legend

Underrated topic

@marknormand that is the best joke I've heard in a VERY long time. You have true talent and great mind. Wish you the best

LOL the "Comedy" on the outro is perfect.

🥶- “Goddamn Jwz huh?” 🥶- “Yep” 🥶- “mhm” 🥶 -“Yep”

“Comedy” 😂

The jokes are good but his delivery is what makes him hilarious af

I love racist comedy, idk why people get offended, it's the best type of comedy next to dark comedy and disabled comedy 😅😅😅😅😅

LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

you're going to be a legend dude

so brave. such a bold and brave set.

This dude is such a return to form for comedy. No ridiculous energy or nonstop sex jokes

I have never met a person in my entire life that wasn't racist

@SlurmpMergatroid

7 ай бұрын

Bro, where do you live? Lol

I am racist but I am Mexican and black enough to say the special word

As a hispanic, shoutout from the chili's kitchen. Stop asking us to remove cajun and jalapenõs, we know ur white 😂

@NeurexHelpGPT

Жыл бұрын

Damn it. How did you know?

@dangercat9188

10 ай бұрын

As a Hispanic (not mexican though), i don't like things to be too spicy either lol. Even black pepper is spicy to me.

@yng514

10 ай бұрын

@@dangercat9188 lmao, neither does my mom but she is mexican hispanic so go figure

My girlfriends family makes fun of me because if I got naked and jumped in the snow i would become invisible lol (Her family is from Mexico, my ancestors are mostly irish. She could be naked on the beach of California with no sunscreen for days and not get burned, I can’t show skin for more than 20 minutes outside in Oregon because my skin will blister and literally fall off to the point it bleeds a little, guess which one of us looks more pale than snow white….)

Lmfao this was great. Saved it for later 🤣🤣🤣

Bro is the goat

this was a pretty good bit

Looks like Mark worked far Amazon Prime couse each delivery is smooth af

im trying to quit racism but Gosh darn it's the best way to make friends

Underated comedian

COMEDY!

He should write for Kevin Hart. Then Kevin Hart would be funny.

The “uhh the Jews” while shivering cold got me 💀💀💀

The delivery on that last one well it's your funeral the whole kitchens Mexican😂

His temperature of delivery is spot on. Kinda like the ovens in the 40's

Hahahhahahahah. God damn Kevin. You did it again.

I struggle to think of anyone I know who are unironically racist. And no I will not share screenshots of the boys group chat

As a Mexican ,this was fucking hilarious,this pinche gringo Is funny.😂

I think Mark is so clever

actually so true never thought about that but i guess becoming closer with someone has its perks.

His comedy style reminds me of the one line zingers you’d hear on like the Dean Martin show lol. Classy and with style

I'd be so fucking cold