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@gaiusmaecenas1861

4 жыл бұрын

Jon’s and Sean’s best shared moments or the best insults aimed at Jimmy please!

@jamesh6535

4 жыл бұрын

Compilation of Jimmy Carr's "Your mum" jokes.

@StampeSkovgaard

4 жыл бұрын

A best of Fabio and friends video would be good i think.

@thesportsfreak

4 жыл бұрын

Compilation of the animals creating havoc on the show! Kittens galore… the gorilla attacking Cariad… and that bear!

@itsokay7989

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Carr compilation please!

..."I think we're dead, Jimmy" The smug look on Jon's face is priceless!

@Jack-lr2nh

3 жыл бұрын

He was well chuffed with himself 🤣

@zyaicob

3 жыл бұрын

So fucking alpha. I'm not attracted to men but I'm sure Jon Richardson being dominant must be universally sexy

@alexandercanella4479

2 жыл бұрын

@@vapourmile I'm straight but I'd give Idris Elba a reach around

@enso8762

2 жыл бұрын

That look on rachel tho, it's when someone you like's about to discover your secret

@simongrushka983

2 жыл бұрын

Joke on him, clearly

Jon just looks so happy after Susie says "There's two kills and one snog." Also this is missing the bit when Jimmy say he likes things done in a time limit and Rachel says "I've heard, we've all met Caroline"

@QixTheDS

2 жыл бұрын

Specifically likes it done in 30 seconds

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

@KristianRobertsen

9 ай бұрын

​@@julianevans9548Okay, so what?

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

@@KristianRobertsen So, ask anyone relatively poor in Britain how that's worked out for them. She's been fine, of course.

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

@@KristianRobertsen And she accused lifelong anti-racism campaigner of racism - any research at all disproves this. Meanwhile, the man she supported, Boris Johnson, once wrote of Africa: “The problem is not that we were once in charge, but that we are not in charge any more.” So, she's a hypocrite who uses fake racism claims in order to keep a little bit more cash for herself at the expense of others.

I think we're dead Jimmy.

@CoRLex-jh5vx

4 жыл бұрын

Look at Jon's smug little face

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

Well done for quoting a video you just watched

@itsokay7989

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout get over yourself

@papalazarou1353

4 жыл бұрын

Strawberry Unicorn, well done for being an arsehole for no reason

@venomsnake225

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout and it was still hilarious for him to of done so

'even I'm getting a semi' 😂😂

@trje246

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO i died

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

@@trje246 no you didn't

@trje246

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout hmm... i'll try harder next time.

@venomsnake225

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout obviously not, you miserable person.

@Falkano

4 жыл бұрын

Gets me everytime 😂

Susie Dent is so utterly adorable.

@BedsitBob

4 жыл бұрын

Not as adorable as Sarah Millican.

@insolentish4529

4 жыл бұрын

No she looks like Caitlyn Jenner

@marklynn5899

4 жыл бұрын

Rachel Riley is twice as much

@SuddyBS

4 жыл бұрын

M3mphix yeah she just has that vibe

@carlbeer7182

4 жыл бұрын

Rachel is gorgeous. Susie has been my favourite for years. She is also gorgeous

I love Rachel's embarrassed look after "Snog, Marry, Kill". So wholesome.

@taylormoore5098

4 жыл бұрын

@UC1-eIofN5L0kEF57SXZ8yVw 0:47

@taylormoore5098

4 жыл бұрын

@Klangedin Morgan to make out with

@manladan5929

4 жыл бұрын

Klangedin Morgan it’s kissing . Ya know lip to lip kinda thing

@manladan5929

4 жыл бұрын

?? Ew

@cockoffgewgle4993

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was a joke.

'Hung like a donut' was a highlight. 😂

@saint_lewis

4 жыл бұрын

Morgana was the only funny part of that episode.

@henrikhyrup3995

4 жыл бұрын

I love her little nod when she says it, so confidently. :D

@jackoblllllllll

4 жыл бұрын

it made me laugh and I dont even know what it means :D

@saint_lewis

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackoblllllllll you're probably too young then o;

@jackoblllllllll

4 жыл бұрын

@@saint_lewis that could be true, still dont know what it means though

The acceptance in the voice of Sean when he said "I think we are dead Jimmy"

@travis9260

2 жыл бұрын

oof

@yessanknow302

2 жыл бұрын

he's half right

"Hung like a donut" Absolute classic. That girl doesn't even really try and she's absolutely hilarious

@viperbyte6402

3 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest, yet, least-understood, lines ever uttered on the show. It still has me in stitches. And the way it seems to go over even Susie’s head....... funny beyond words.

@frankbrodie5168

3 жыл бұрын

@Driftwannabe 10 Morgana Robinson. An absolutely brilliant comedy character actress.

@blueboy284

3 жыл бұрын

What in the world does that mean!!

@mazzaf7575

3 жыл бұрын

Frank Brodie She’s amazing in Psycho Bitches too.

@Tom-fh3zg

3 жыл бұрын

@@blueboy284 perhaps a man might be hung like a peanut stick........ She made me literally lol

Rachel: *breathes* Jimmy: gorgeous, stunning, hot, sexy, wow Rachel: *deliberately tries to do something sexy* Jimmy: ew, you look like a withered, drunk, corpse bride

@captainchaos3667

2 жыл бұрын

Rachel is so hot that she has never had to learn how to act sexy.

"Hung like a donut" had me dangerously close to laughing in public, which is very un-swedish.

@viperbyte6402

3 жыл бұрын

Super-classic line. It had me close to laughing until I passed out, which is very un-human like......

@Sir_Stalwart

2 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Adamson The law of Jante is a highly contagious thing...

@alexanderschwab6408

2 жыл бұрын

Om du skrattar offentligt e du galen.. det vet alla svenskar😂

@danielnystrom7310

2 жыл бұрын

We swede dont laught in public, thats why its unswedish to laught out loud. I do all the time but its because i dont care 🙈

@depecher6s311

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielnystrom7310 If I went to Sweden to visit, would people think I was crazy if I smiled and said hello to people in public? 😂

8:16 Joe effortlessly defended his friend Rachel with so much humour. How do you even do that so fast

@obi501

3 жыл бұрын

It's their job...

@jackmurray7022

3 жыл бұрын

@@obi501 what a shit comment

@byronwolf8692

2 жыл бұрын

@@obi501 *roy keane would like to know your location*

@fiadhearthpony6177

2 жыл бұрын

Anybody else think Joe sounds a little bit upset?

"Hung like a donut" actually made me laugh hysterically.

The way Susie speaks about having pet rocks is just too cute.

“If that’s your theory I should be f*cking magic” 🤣

"I think we're dead Jimmy" "Hung like a donut" "If that's your theory I should be fucking magic."

Making fun of Rachel for "trying to be sexy" is like making fun of Arnold Shwarzenegger for wearing a muscle shirt.

The numbers are Rachel’s friends, and a certain Bill Bailey... unwillingly... all tied up

@shiftyifrit1659

4 жыл бұрын

"Unwillingly"

@QixTheDS

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe while he was unconscious, but the moment he wakes up and sees he’s tied up by Rachel, he’s 100% in.

"Hung like a doughnut" and "baguette" are low key great lines 😅 but "if that's your theory, then I should be f*cking magic" always cracks me up

Lee: "...is it zero?" Rachel: "is what zero?" Lee: "how many friends you've got" Delivered with PERFECT timing!

I love Jon's reaction when Susie was talking about playing "Snog, Marry, Kill" with Jon, Sean and Jimmy. It's like he was looking at Rachel and Susie and he was thinking "Well I think I have an idea how this turned out!"

Alan : “Even I’m getting a semi” 😂😂

when she spoke russian she got 40% sexier

@patrickmclaughlin61

4 жыл бұрын

I'd go 70%. I would really say 80% but I just wanted to be closer to 69.

@romanxxxxyoutube

4 жыл бұрын

That would have helped her when trying to put the letters up in a sexy fashion

@biggiefish8223

4 жыл бұрын

Slides up the P, " Nappy Shit Yeah"

@twotone3070

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, I think you need to look at the maths again mate. You can't have 139%.

@WLORULZ7899

4 жыл бұрын

She can't palatalise her consonants though :(

People carry on about Rachel (and she is gorgeous, no argument there!), but let's take a moment to appreciate that Susie is 54 years old and looks pretty smashing herself! I mean, I'd put her at 35, _at most!_

@Metzo-mh9tc

4 жыл бұрын

Jakk Frost SHES 54 WHAT THERES NO WAY... She looks nothing like a 54 year old

@BlackAdder665

4 жыл бұрын

Susie has a unique kind of beauty. And I love her entire demeanour. She's great!

@defeqel6537

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure you mean 45.

@JakkFrost1

4 жыл бұрын

@@defeqel6537 ~ Or you could have just quickly googled her name; *Born:* November 19, 1964 (age 54 years), Woking, United Kingdom

@defeqel6537

4 жыл бұрын

@@JakkFrost1 Obviously I meant that she looks 45, not 35.

I always found Alan Carr annoying until his "even I'm getting a semi" line in this show and I'm now a fan.

@ruk2023--

4 жыл бұрын

@joshua Stanaway Haha - shit, do you think I am subconsciously gay? My therapist is going to be buying a new car from this one.

@ZesPak

3 жыл бұрын

I actually thought he was annoying until I saw him in one of these clips, the guy can be genuine entertaining with the gay self ridicule.

@hedgehog1965uk

3 жыл бұрын

I think that is the best line in this whole video.

“Hung like doughnut “ had me dead😂😂

@igorkalaba6389

3 жыл бұрын

What's her name actually?

@igorkalaba6389

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joe-hi1zw cheers!

The first word I saw at the end was "orgasm" and I was legitimately baffled that none of them came up with it. You'd think comedians would be all over naughty words.

@denniswijker7162

3 жыл бұрын

I saw Autism :P Wonder what that says about me :P

@johannesmajamaki2626

2 жыл бұрын

@@denniswijker7162 austigmatism was my first thought, but not sure if you're allowed to repeat letters

@woodywoodpecker1984

2 жыл бұрын

The way Jimmy and susie went about it, they noticed it 😂 (well, susie would) Just reminds me of his glory holes joke on her 😂🤣😂

@adamb9931

2 жыл бұрын

I saw Tourism and am angry I wasnt on the show to bask in glory

@CRiley-zx1ws

Жыл бұрын

Every time Jimmy asked someone, it was obvious his inner monologue was "How do you not see it?????"

Rachael's naughty expression at 0:48 whilst Susie explains the preshow Snog Marry Kill game!

@QixTheDS

2 жыл бұрын

That was more embarrassment than anything else

When Rachel started to speak in Russian, even I got a semi

@superbock666

3 жыл бұрын

Da.

@Nothereforthechase

3 жыл бұрын

3:14

@vickyfordham9475

3 жыл бұрын

yes

"it is zero?" the tone and point he did after is so genius

They are both so amazing - smart, funny, able to laugh at themselves, great sports. It's no surprise that they're successful.

Alan Carr's "My God, even I'm gettin' a semi" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

6:26 "It's weird because if you saw both Rachel and Bill's picture on TV and you said which one is stalking which". 9:10 Rachel: "Numbers are my friends. I've got 24 of them". Joe: "There's more than that Love".

Rachel Riley is honestly one of the best creations God ever managed. Hats off to the big guy for that one!

@lisasoar8448

Жыл бұрын

😂💯

@BeakersAreCool

Жыл бұрын

He did get one thing wrong, she is a Man Utd fan

@guywhocantgrowabeard

Жыл бұрын

@@BeakersAreCool hahahaha as a Liverpool fan, i do agree with that 🤣

‘I think we’re dead Jimmy?’ Lol classic

Alan Carr: "even I'm getting a semi” I lost it. 🤣

I absolutely love the line: "Even I'm getting a stiffy." Makes me smile even after the twentieth I've seen the clip.

@matthieusaade3616

4 жыл бұрын

A semi?

@jamierobertson9832

Жыл бұрын

@@matthieusaade3616 slang for an almost erection

'Hung like a doughnut' - Susie Dent 'I'm having that' 😂😂😂

3:17 Pretty good Rachel :) - can confirm this as a fluent Russian speaker.

@xmv1404

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah just needs to work on her accent

@viperbyte6402

3 жыл бұрын

@Paul Smith Wow. That’s impressive!!

@xmv1404

3 жыл бұрын

@@viperbyte6402 Her pronunciation is awful

@JT-xj1pg

3 жыл бұрын

Her pronunciation is garbage tho

Rachel's such a sweetie and with a quick brain to match her looks. The star of the show for me!

@tams805

4 жыл бұрын

It's a shame she's gone a bit nutty (and that's putting it nicely).

@eolsunder

3 жыл бұрын

@@tams805 thats what kids do to you lol

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

@CulturalArcher

7 ай бұрын

@@julianevans9548 and ?

“Hung like a donut” is the greatest line ever uttered on this show

"if that's your theory, I should be fucking magic" absolutely killed me that line.

We just don’t have television like this in the states... and we’re the lesser for it. DAMN!!!!

@cdhilton7124

3 жыл бұрын

Our comedians aren't as good. Their jokes seem to be restricted to generic sex and race topics. The Brits are far better.

@terseandtiny1746

3 жыл бұрын

@Craig 75 I believe it's in netflix or hulu too. Father Ted is.

@johnmead8437

2 жыл бұрын

But bigger and best, the US has Trump and Megan Markle!!

Watching Rachel work her magical mathematical brain makes me feel ever so stupid 😩😂🤷‍♂️

"If that's your theory, I should be fucking magic" ~ Joe Wilkinson. 😂

I must say one of Susie's answers hit me a bit: "when you can't afford a pet, you get a pet rock."

Alan with the “...even I’M getting a semi!” 🤣🤣🤣

Still love Sean’s “I think we’re dead, Jimmy”

The more I watch of Jimmy carr, the more amazed I become of the fact he has been married since 2001, fkn astonishing

@itsokay7989

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I remember him talking about his "girlfriend" some time(like a year) ago, therefore I thought he isn't.

@quillanvideoclip

4 жыл бұрын

Deep hug loop

@alandunstan5485

4 жыл бұрын

@super Jenius11 Wikipedia states Karoline Copping has been his girlfriend since 2001.

@muls9571

4 жыл бұрын

He's been with his girlfriend since 2001, they're not married.

@junbh2

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsokay7989 I don't know if they're technically married or common law or what, but either way they've been together 20 years. If they're not married then that seems to be more about thinking of marriage as a religious thing and not being religious, or that kind of thing. They're more married than most married people...

Both Susie and Rachel ♥️ are two main reasons why I adore Countdown (either comedy or other one with Nick Hewer)

If that's your theory I'm bloody magic gets me every time

Susie is an absolute gem

1:01 hit differently now. I love Sean, RIP.

"The numbers are my friends" (@9:10) reminds me of Littlewood's statement that, for Ramanujan, it was as if every positive integer was his personal friend.

"is it zero" ... turns head to board because numbers is all she is thinking about :D gets me every time

God I love this show. Awesome English comedians. So much love from Perth, Australia

“Hung like a donut” is one of my favourites!

@thedude9014

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

"The numbers are my friends" lol cheeky nod to Ramanujan

"If that's your theory, I should be f***** magic" LMAO

Jimmy’s “Ginger..... -WHAT! Still cracks me up, love it!

I like how they've taken a massively boring game and made it extremely entertaining

@liamclarke5761

2 жыл бұрын

That's how it's done 👏🏻

@charlesharper2357

6 ай бұрын

Both 8 out of 10 cats and countdown are average...but combine the two...

Apparently Suzie has a habit of saying things so innocently without thinking first. Lol

I love this show!! A surprise every episode . It makes me laugh. Thank you

RIP Sean Lock, you funny bastard

Can't believe you left off Rachel saying you don't neglect the shaft 😂

@ShanghaiRooster

2 жыл бұрын

Or the time she drew a cock & balls on the maths board 😂😂😂

Joe Wilkonson with the save w/ Riley.. "well if that is your theory I should be fucking magic!"

9:10 omg I love Joe!!🤣🤣

Watching this at 50% speed makes it hilarious. Everyone sounds extremely drunk

Less than a minute in and I'm wondering why Rachel never made Susie sign an NDA.

Sean lock “I think we’re dead jimmy” RIP legend

I love these ladies. They are gorgeous and amazing.

I’m never going to be able to hear «ну как?» the same ever again 😂😂

Rachel Riley laughing is like music.

6:59 Jimmy's suit is on point!

I just discovered this show and I absolutely love

Jon's expression at 0:58 is perfect.

I love how Rachel's dress in the first clip looks like a Channel 4 bumper.

Imagine finding out Rachel Riley has a crush on you...

5:20 "hung like a...." tears in my eyes laughing

@FrunkThe8th

4 жыл бұрын

5:34*

@bronlokis

4 жыл бұрын

@@FrunkThe8th what. no context?

Got to be the funniest show on TV we watch it religiously Down Under Jimmy's insults and Joe Wilkinson madness comedy gold Rachel and Suzie are great sports when you see what they have to put up with laughter is the best medicine thanx Jimmy and the crew.

@PhilLewis-xg7iv

8 ай бұрын

What about sean and John mate ?

I'm shocked no ones talking about the cute little smile Susie does when she's a bit bashful where its just her top lip

Both of them hands down my celeb crushes

For he record, I too had a pet rock, and I really loved it. In the last year of Junior school we were making electric cars (little wooden toys with electric motors), and I added a seat for it. Took me several years to realize that the car veered off to the left so badly because I hadn't put it in the center and it'd screwed up the balance.

“Hung like a donut” 🍩 😂😂

Rachel has a wonderful laugh

" If you couldn't afford a real pet you had a pet rock " " :3 "

I know that she is not a comedian or an actress but I want Rachel to be on Taskmaster.

@meetaverma8372

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

"Hung like a doughnut" That's a pisser

I could look at Rachel all my life without blinking. Smart, sweet, and pretty 😍😍😍😍😍♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Love your ability you make the show fun

that last one could have been 'outsmart'

Alan Carr even I'm getting a semi nearly pissed myself

Omg! How did I never see this show before?? It's the funniest shit I've ever seen. I'm totally addicted now. Thank you for posting all of these, I'll never sleep again. Lol

@wilsoncrocker

4 жыл бұрын

you can check out the channel 4 yt channel & theres tons of clips & compilation videos there. also, they do the original 8 out of 10 cats show & that has jimmy & sean & john on with others as well. funny s#!+

@civiere

4 жыл бұрын

if uve never seen this then i hope u havent missed any others. WILTY or HIGNFY and QI. theres so many hilarious british shows. Al Murray, Why does everyone hate the brittish. bit dif but funny as hell.

@civiere

4 жыл бұрын

big fat quiz of the year!

@wilsoncrocker

4 жыл бұрын

@@civiere especially with the goth detectives

@jamesknox64

4 жыл бұрын

It's the funniest show in the world! Enjoy!

I am insanely envious of Rachel Riley.

Love this show!

1:00 hits different now.

This is very useful in quarantine

"Which one stocking which?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Hung like a donut" killed me