The pure nonchalance in that little shrug and the "I'm still getting paid"

@Thawhid

Жыл бұрын

Ha

@DavidTrejo

Жыл бұрын

😏

@ianhill4585

Жыл бұрын

And I'll pay my tax on it........ 😁

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

@Schnipps

9 ай бұрын

@@julianevans9548 holy shit, no one cares

Jimmy's face as Rachel starts describing a maths book on comedy is one of utter disbelief and horror. Then he suddenly realizes he's about to be owned 🤣🤣

@Tht1Gy

Жыл бұрын

Um, you realize, of course, that Jimmy is one of the writers for the show, yeah? As in, it's possible that he himself wrote that joke. Not saying that he did, just that it's possible. He, at least, was probably in the room when the joke was written...😂

@AF-sm5rt

Жыл бұрын

@@Tht1Gy yeah we know. It's entertainment.

@Tht1Gy

Жыл бұрын

@@AF-sm5rt Fine. But Andrei seems to have lost the thread.

@Bai_Su_Zhen

Жыл бұрын

@@Tht1Gy I think Andrei just decided to be more fun at parties than you.

@pseudonayme7717

Жыл бұрын

@@Tht1Gy Based on the style and structure of that particular joke, I would say you are almost certainly correct. It sounds like a Jimmy joke to me anyway 😄

I appreciate Rachel going for the weak spot on the piñata like a pro

@SidneyBroadshead

Жыл бұрын

Or perhaps she was thinking, "What if this was Jimmy Carr? If I had only one shot with a cosh, where would I aim?"

@matthewrandell5055

Жыл бұрын

I hadn't finished the video yet and thought you meant that Jimmy is the weak spot on the pinata that is the cast of the show

@samspianos

Жыл бұрын

She worked it out with a pencil

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

@heldermiguelalmeida

9 ай бұрын

She should join the rest of the 'wall headbangers'.

Always love when Suzy and Rachel fire back at Jimmy.

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

@kelalia

9 ай бұрын

you do know, that ALL of that is pre-written right? those two are not comedians, so all their gags are not spontaneous banter, but learned lines. You can actually see Rachel remembering her lines. You can't win against somebody like Jimmy, who is famous for destroying hacklers, without him concenting to "being owned" prior to recording.

@lunsmann

2 ай бұрын

@@julianevans9548 - yeah we know - you don't have to copy paste the same comment over and over again. We get it, you hate her. Now eff off while we adult here.

4:47 it is mathematically incredible that she pulled that off while on TV and with Jimmy Carr messing with her at the same time, holy moly.

@CommodoreGreg

Жыл бұрын

That's the clip that blew me away.

@TheGruspastej

Жыл бұрын

True, but her misuse of = hurt me.

@dannymccrae3070

Жыл бұрын

She knows it’s wrong but it saves time

@rygerety8384

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGruspastej My maths teacher would have a nervous breakdown is he saw that

@kanedaku

9 ай бұрын

@@TheGruspastej They never write the final total out when showing the work.

i like how you can tell they're just having a whole lot of fun roasting eachother, wholesome.

He dishes it out, she dishes back and it’s fantastic And you know they both love it

2:07 “I’m still getting paid” 😂😂😂

@web4639

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter, got checks.

That testifying joke is as funny as it is dark, which is to say, very 😅

@buckosoft

Жыл бұрын

That is one of my favorite things she's ever said.

@marzadky4934

Жыл бұрын

Make me read between the line ..... It takes years and then we will come back to this statement and say, "she told us so."

@Dave-jm3zf

Жыл бұрын

@@marzadky4934 That is what I was just thinking, maybe Racheal is telling us something. Imagine what that set is like when the cameras are off, the deleted scenes would be gold. If this is what they air, think about the "too rude for telly" scenes. For example there are lots of comments that say Jimmys stand up is a lot worse/better live, than what they show on the dvds or where ever it is released now lol. To be clear this is one of the funniest shows around imo, plus learning 🤣

@davidslater1811

Жыл бұрын

​@@Dave-jm3zf yeah Jimmy's shows often devolve into pure shock comedy with one-liners that would never be safe for TV

Knowing they're good friends irl makes this so much better

@India.H

Жыл бұрын

Are they? I didn't know that 😂

@erikaskeroth9720

Жыл бұрын

@@India.H She actually got to meet one of her big idols Stephen Hawking att a party at Jimmys house. Stephen Hawking and Jimmy Carr was friends.

@simonsmith1974

Жыл бұрын

@@erikaskeroth9720 Stephen Hawking was a legend, knew how to laugh at himself

@erikaskeroth9720

Жыл бұрын

@@simonsmith1974 Yes he truly was a legend of our time. I remember when I had read one of his books, I remember that for about five minutes I understood the whole thing. But after just a few minutes later, when I started something else, I couldn't grasp the concept anymore. I don't understand how he could have all the concepts and theories in his brain with the limitations he had. He had a brilliant mind and was truly a unique and great thinker. And as you say, he had a good sense of humor and self-distancing. Just look at when he was in The Simpsons. He had no problem making jokes about himself even though he probably didn't have the easiest life.

@simonsmith1974

Жыл бұрын

@@erikaskeroth9720 he was also on the Big Bang Theory several times. The cast were genuinely gutted when he died. Truly a gifted and extraordinarily clever guy. I've not read any of his stuff because my brain gets fried thinking too much as it is lol.

1:55 "... or normal. It's called normal, isn't it?" 😂

the "he always looks like an accountant which is so ironic" caught me offguard now I'll have to clean my desk

Ahh Sean. Miss him 😢 one of the best shows on TV, it was a great idea to let comedians run Countdown.

@timq6224

Жыл бұрын

that's a challenging wank

@TaylorTrask

Жыл бұрын

It’s the best version of Countdown. And it’s something the US can never replicate successfully which makes it even better.

@Lreclusa

Жыл бұрын

​@@TaylorTrask Hey! That's only because our comedians are shit.

@theguardian308

Жыл бұрын

uS versions are horrible. The UK office was hilarious, South Korean the good doctor was beautiful to watch. American shows are about being nasty to people

She is just an amazing woman...Smart beautiful and great sense of humor...Wish all the crew the best

@julianevans9548

9 ай бұрын

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

@NeroAngelo616

7 ай бұрын

sssimp

@vangledosh

5 ай бұрын

Not the best dancer, but not everyone can be perfect😂

@RL-

5 ай бұрын

​@@julianevans9548 instead of spamming this on multiple videos, why not get a job?

@morfy2581

5 ай бұрын

​@@xahstdelete your comment, not a single sentence you wrote has any worth

"Testifying against someone I've worked with" I think I nearly lost all bladder and bowel control from laughing at that.

The banter between these two was my favorite part of the show.

I love when they tell you joke, at first you don't understand or confuse but as soon they finished their joke it all make sense.

She really is jaw-droppingly beautiful

At 6:54: "Did I apply? Was it on a notice board?" - I don't know why, but I found that really funny.

The 8 out of 10 Cats version is a lot better than the non celebrity one. It has been for years now.

“Still getting paid 💅” 😂😂

Her ability on that 462 problem were exceptional.

4:00 “Only one time” broke me 😂😂😂

That first roast was so good. The kind of thing that you will never see on US TV. I love you Britain, nobody is above ridicule.

Babe wake up a new Cats Does Countdown video dropped

@bryanmedina6196

Жыл бұрын

Olo

@andrew7taylor

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, you've already seen it with a different title!

4:58 That cut is way too funny out of context

Rachel is amazing! Lol you can tell they both had fun doing these bits lol

I can't believe I have never seen or heard of Rachel Riley before this video. What a gorgeous, fun, intelligent and attractive woman 💕

@zapkvr

Жыл бұрын

The really fun bit is she calls herself jewish. Yeah she's not too bright. I'd still hit it

I f***in needed that today. Makes me think "life isn't all that serious"😂

6:38 I had to pause and check if the host has changed but the kept the voice..LOL

Rachel has a great sense of humour.

He's never gunna let the dancing go. ever .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

she is great, could listen to her all day

She really does tick all the boxes

omg -- that cameo of rosie jones at the end of the channel 4 plug -- LOL fr

we love you Rachel ❤. . . . you hold the whole show together 🥰

All I can think of is Jimmy's comment on Shrek being Wayne Rooney's best films 🤣😂

I have no idea who this woman is and I'm already a massive fan! I love her confidence and how it seems like she's going at it with Jimmy car

@kelalia

9 ай бұрын

you do know, that ALL of that is pre-written right? those rachel is not a comedian, so all her gags are not spontaneous banter, but learned lines. You can actually see Rachel remembering her lines. You can't win against somebody like Jimmy, who is famous for destroying hacklers, without him concenting to "being owned" prior to recording.

@o.b.7217

3 ай бұрын

@kelalia OMG...get over yourself.

And here I thought after seeing the thumbnail, we FINALLY got compilations of all the time Rachel fails at math and Jimmy tells her, "but this is your only job Rachel". 🤨🤨🤨

@danimayb

Жыл бұрын

She's never failed lol. Sometimes takes a bit longer if it's a tough work out, And the only time she doesn't get the answer is if it can't be done and get's to the closest.

@matthewrandell5055

Жыл бұрын

has she failed?

@lovelywaz

Жыл бұрын

@@danimayb yeah, if you don't do it within the 30 secs timer (she gets even more time since Jimmy goes thru others first) then it is a "failure" and Jimmy even tells her sometimes oh, the answer you were suppose to get a while ago? When she finally gets it done. It has happened only "few" times tho.

@danimayb

Жыл бұрын

@@lovelywaz It's happened on the the normal countdown, The timer doesn't actually count for her lol She just needs to get an answer and then show it if A: No contestant got it, And B: if no one did it her way. Jimmy is just joking cause it's comedy you know :)

@timq6224

Жыл бұрын

the compilation you seek would be about 2 minutes long...

This show is so good. As I recall they did several mashups on one particularly night and this one shone like the sun.

Savagely gorgeous, intelligent, and charming.

@jasonmackey6741

Жыл бұрын

I know you can’t be referring to Jimmy. Haha I do have a bit of a crush on Rachel.

@SidneyBroadshead

Жыл бұрын

Just imagine if Susie Dent and Rachael Riley were the same age and came on at roughly the same time. Schoolyard discussions on who's hottest or who's your favorite would be a lot closer run.

She's hilarious. She roasts Jimmy 🤣

2:53 Rachel's expression! lol

Beautiful,smart,and a great sense of humour what more could you ask for.

@shona5512

Жыл бұрын

The ability to dance?

@johnsmith-ub7vr

Жыл бұрын

@@shona5512 I can't dance either so it doesn't to me.

@nvcn86

Жыл бұрын

better don't google her shit twitter takes then.

@DrippyWaffler

11 ай бұрын

Better politics lmao

Jimmy's new face. 🤣🤣

At 6:10 that guys white teeth reminded me of Ross from Friends - insanely white 🤣

Anyone else find it funny when other famous people brings up whether Jimmys comedy is funny and then brings up his tax avoidance in 2012? Like the few times Rachel did it (the first joke and when she once brought up the kids clothes and the time she asked if he had an issue paying for things on his face etc) or when Susie brought it up too lol

What's the chances of being born stunning and a genius?

@web4639

Жыл бұрын

Rachel could calculate that for you.

@GooseHammer42

Жыл бұрын

and then we saw her dance ;p

@NorseAtheist

Жыл бұрын

@@GooseHammer42 An acceptable trade-off.

@refluxcatalyst7190

Жыл бұрын

And being a Russian supporter? not that impressive.

@ankyfire

Жыл бұрын

@@refluxcatalyst7190 where did you get that she's a Russian supporter? On her Twitter she literally posted a charity for Ukraine

She's incredible

There is one person in the world who I would not want to get into an insult battle with, it's Rachel Riley.

@qwertyTRiG

3 ай бұрын

Most of her insults are in the intros, which is clearly mostly scripted. (Jimmy often asks a question which leads smoothly into someone's prepared bit.) Rachel's not a comedian. But she can hold her own, including in the later bits of the show, which are not scripted.

You British people have the best shows! Here in Canada, it's as if they want you to fall asleep! Even though your cheeks are kind of big in Britan... you guys are hilarious! :) Love the show!

@thecommonsenseconservative5576

Ай бұрын

Dude red green was awesome

The "erk" 😆

She's great ♥️

This is wonderful!

I had to get pen and paper and work that out in the first clip😂

To quote the Beatles ... "I'm in love for the first time ..."

That first one sounds like an actual maths exam question 😂

@emiliehallingstad4671

Жыл бұрын

Haha, yeah!! It does actually.

For the topologists - Harry Ball Theorem - Comedy in its most mathematical form

Love Rachel, she can take it as well as dish it right back out.

Beauty and brains are a very dangerous combination 😍😍😍

Rip Sean ! Very funny man !!!

that math problem Rachel solves in 1 minute would take me 4 years

I have done a "Jimmy Carr" more than once!

@Tht1Gy

Жыл бұрын

You mean, not pay your taxes? Lol. He paid them after he got caught... And he has admitted, publicly, that he was in the wrong. Or were you talking about something else?

@davidknowles2491

Жыл бұрын

You've exposed yourself to mourners in a pet cemetery?

I’m still getting paid!!! Love it

Just to clarify: perfect description of a Russian bath house. Pickles and vodka.

The mini clones are my favorite Cats Does Countdown gag of all time.

I love how britsh humor is less censored then North American

@waynemarvin5661

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, without the ride words, how are we supposed to know that something is funny?

@josephsalmonte4995

Жыл бұрын

@@waynemarvin5661 grow up mate.

@rogerreverence4737

Жыл бұрын

I think we can all agree the americans don't have a sense of humour.....oh wait...they have biden

That "Ann Robinson" crack was legit shade... I approve whole-heartedly

Very beautiful, very clever, and a lovely sense of humour, delightful young lady.

Rachel was, and still probably is one of my dream girls

@CrippleX89

Жыл бұрын

Judging by the comments under a lot of these videos, you're not alone

@nb4273

Жыл бұрын

She’s clapped now

@deusvultpictures6550

Жыл бұрын

@@nb4273 Aye, got baggage now and all

@TheSkunkyMonk

Жыл бұрын

I mean she's hot as hell but could you really settle down with a Tory?

@SvobodovaEva

Жыл бұрын

@@deusvultpictures6550 Yeah as if she'd ever consider you 😂

I thought Jews were not white😂😂😂 The suntan lotion must have been the number one seller in ancient Egypt 😂😂😂😂

Channel 4 really does put out some of the best TV

Jimmy is just teasing Rachel. She dances just fine.

Incredibly attractive, brilliant, accomplished, TV personality and comedienne... she's like the perfect woman. And yet somehow it's impossible to be jealous of her, because she's also just plain *cool.*

That was really funny👍

"She has the math skills of Stephen Hawking and the dancing skills of Stephen Hawking"

Jimmy took the strong hair joke to heart

@Dave-jm3zf

Жыл бұрын

I have noticed Jimmy can give a lot of insults, but he can't always take it.

1:05 Jimmy'll fix it!

Jimmy Carr and Glen Quagmire..... never seen in the same room..... gigaty

@patrickkelly7085

Жыл бұрын

You are right ill think of Glen every time I see Jimmy.

i do love a woman who can give as good as she gets. brains and beauty watch your job jimmy lol

If I won the lottery I’d leave the states and attend every taping

I feel so privileged to relax with a nice coffee and gawp at someone so genetically superior to me.

Rachel's definitely a glitch in the systems. You can't be that good-looking and smart at the same time, It's usually one or the other.

Bit off topic, but thoughts with Rhod Gilbert, hope you get better soon mate

@patrickkelly7085

Жыл бұрын

Yes he is a verry funny man.

Those are some great clap backs!

“You should know a man like you Jummy…..” Baited.

Technically she lost to a memory question...

6:15 the Australian version is called knuckles and you put one hand each together in a closed fist and wack the top of the other persons hand. So the sane but ours hurts more

It is quite obvious that Rachel is told in advance what Jimmy will ask her so that she can come up with clever replies in advance. But with Suzie, I think there is a chance that her replies are actually spontaneous.

@ravex24

Жыл бұрын

@weibo coiu I know a lot of numbers as well. Have you met 24? Super nice guy.

@vink6163

Жыл бұрын

They're all told in advance most of the time, otherwise it would lead to a very boring show if they just answered "umm I don't know" all the time

@ricksimon9867

Жыл бұрын

@@vink6163 What? No. They are comedians. They can pick up a joke an run with it.

@fatherofdragons4880

Жыл бұрын

@weibo coiu how many exactly? Lmao

@vink6163

Жыл бұрын

@@ricksimon9867 Of course but if you watch enough of the show you can see they always have a quick answer for the pre-prepared questions so clearly they've been given time to think about it, then they riff off each other after that. "Loosely scripted" is the term.

she is adorable

As a verb, experiment is stressed at the end

Jimmy Carr making a joke about Rooney's hair transplant has aged like milk!

@inazonitobe737

Жыл бұрын

He[s never make a joke he wouldn't laugh at when made at him.

@TWFydGlu

Жыл бұрын

That's cheese, isn't it?

@Karajorma

Жыл бұрын

@@inazonitobe737 Yeah, when someone burns him, he's always the one who laughs the hardest. It makes how nasty the jokes he makes about the others easy to accept cause you know he doesn't mind being the but of the joke himself.

@ZesPak

Жыл бұрын

@@Karajorma the way he handled the whole tax evasion "scandal" was textbook perfect. Don't be uptight about it, don't sweep it under the rug. Put his hands up "I've been caught, let's have a good laugh at my expense".

It's hard even for me to imagine how difficult her job is, to come up with the calculation every time with random numbers on the spot, and I know a lot of numbers.

@roadie3124

Жыл бұрын

I know a lot of numbers too, but there weren't as many numbers when I was young.

@ella6547

Жыл бұрын

@@roadie3124 I only know 2 numbers, 0 and 1. And I'm not 100% certain 0 counts.

@roadie3124

Жыл бұрын

@@ella6547 Zero is very important. We couldn't have advanced maths without zero.

@RichardX1

Жыл бұрын

But can she tell whether or not something is numberwang?

@syoudipta

Жыл бұрын

@@ella6547 You are a human and not a computer, right?

5:24 Not even the only way. (25+8)*(3*5-1)=33*14=462. Multiply by one if the extra 1 bothers you.

I tested up a little seeing Sean 🥺 it's been a while since I've watched.

4:52 8 to the 3rd power is 512, 1 plus 1 is two, 25 times 2 is 50, 512 minus 50 is 462.

Rachel is amazing

Rachel here 0:28 has a go at explaining the science behind working around Israel's Iron Dome

Upside down R means Joe Wilkinson

5:30 oh my Lord. Who dat?? ❤❤❤