"Can we still have sex at parties" "No" And just like that; my respect for the man skyrocketed.

@La_sagne

2 жыл бұрын

absolute legend

@FrodeLtvedt

2 жыл бұрын

and it seems like her offer stayed on the table for 19 years...

@foozballguy

2 жыл бұрын

Sigma

@davep6977

Жыл бұрын

does oral count?

"My grandparents are cousins" Katherine has not only finished becoming a Brit, she has now become a Royal.

@thiagovidal8972

11 ай бұрын

Or from Alabama lol

@anotheruserism

10 ай бұрын

it's actually perfectly legal in many countries. The UN recomendation is no but nothing illegal.

@thiagovidal8972

10 ай бұрын

@@anotheruserism white ppl are crazy

@chamilathejana2101

10 ай бұрын

Says the one from ALABAMA.😂

@basstrammel1322

2 ай бұрын

It was so common back in the day.

"you might as well rim it!" I miss you sean

@christopherneedham9584

2 жыл бұрын

That wasn't even a joke. It's just true.

@sailaab

2 жыл бұрын

😁👍🏼

@mysmannen

2 жыл бұрын

Best one! 😂

@dauntlessskateboards3668

2 жыл бұрын

We love him

@jezusmylord

2 жыл бұрын

i laughter so hard and now im sad

“I’m getting my braces off in August. Earlier if there is a cancellation.” Is the funniest thing I have heard in a very long time.

@TheRandomshite123

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i don't get it

@TzunSu

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRandomshite123 Then this show is absolutely not for you.

@sunseeker9581

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRandomshite123 she was trying to stop her boyfriend dumping her.

@TheRandomshite123

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunseeker9581 OH

@darrengooding8785

2 жыл бұрын

then you should get out more

Jimmy carr is the only man who looks older with more hair.

@BjrnRuthberg

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair it's not the hair giving that effect, it's gravity having it's way with his face.

@HMoyn215

2 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Carnage in Altered Carbon

@rafalborkowski

2 жыл бұрын

kinda, but I'd say it's just him being older. Hair just make it fucking weird, that's all.

@Abstract852

2 жыл бұрын

@@BjrnRuthberg Gravity and the other things he did to his face (veneers, botox and fillers.....fillers don't actually dissolve like initially believed, they just move from the original site and after a few injections it's the puffy face look that's become common with middle aged women). The general "plastic" look tends to age most people when looking at the face as a whole, it may "solve" "problems" (eg wrinkles) when viewed in isolation which people looking for these fixes will generally be keenly focused on.

@pioneer_1148

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's wierd. That haircut makes him look about 10yrs older

9:52 Sean's reaction to Katherine kissing her dog is brilliant 😂

@sailaab

2 жыл бұрын

ikr😄

@immers2410

2 жыл бұрын

Kissing a dog is the same as rimming it

@borismuller86

2 жыл бұрын

Miss him so much 😞

@SKiLLsSoLoN

2 жыл бұрын

It was golden reply LOL

The breakup letter was hilarious. The boyfriend is a king!

@Lurklen

2 жыл бұрын

I love that in the same letter, on the same piece of paper, he's like "I don't know why I said I'd break up with you." Literally just up the page bro. "I want my guitar back." and "I'm getting my braces off in August, maybe sooner if there's a cancellation." Are two wonderfully earnest and slightly vapid lines, and they truly exemplify teenage angst. So funny.

@ChristopherHallett

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: Husband. She married him.

@viviennedunbar3374

2 жыл бұрын

Lucky lady.

@YourMajesty143

Жыл бұрын

​@@Lurklen - No, he never explained why he wanted to break up with her. She got dumped by him and thought it was over so she made out with the security guard. He had a fit over it. She wrote him a letter apologizing, he wrote back that he can't remember why he dumped her in the 1st place but that now he knew for sure it wasn't meant to be and that he wants his guitar back. She continues bargaining. Anyhow, you can just rewatch, he never clarifies the reason in the letter.

@Lurklen

Жыл бұрын

@@YourMajesty143 Yes, and what I was implying is that the thing she wrote at the beginning of the letter is indicative of the kinds of behavior and girlfriend she was, and likely that lead to him breaking up with her. He broke up with her, and she decided to make out with an adult school security guard at prom. The implication is she's a bit of a wild card in how she reacts to things, and possibly too much for his 17 year old, guitar having, tent kicking self.

Katherine Ryan deffo a comedian thats grown on me. Didn't get her at first, but her comedy is very, very cutting and sharp, and she can put you down without you realising. Great comic

@magnusgranskau7487

Жыл бұрын

on me too, but sometimes i feel like its too much about sex/relations to men. maybe some more other stuff thats less uncomfortable some times

@tommyhall6695

4 ай бұрын

​@@magnusgranskau7487I find her about as funny as toothache

@ackerjawaka4742

3 ай бұрын

Have a look at Sarah Silverman 😜

@ackerjawaka4742

3 ай бұрын

Have a look at Sarah Silverman 😜

@stupidburp

2 ай бұрын

Silverman attacked democracy so a big nope for me.

When a Canadian says you're polite to a fault, you know you've truly crossed the line

@treetopjones737

Жыл бұрын

Very British Problems show on Netflix, this one guy said having dinner at a restaurant, the food was horrible, so he took the food into the bathroom to flush it, and when the waiter asked how it was, he said "oh it was delicious." SMH

@linebrunelle1004

Жыл бұрын

that is no longer true.

@linebrunelle1004

Жыл бұрын

b

If a Canadian says you're too polite, there's something wrong with you.

@davelister2961

Жыл бұрын

They took British politeness, fused it with their own native amiability, and produced a bar of niceness so high that only Soviet (or Tesla) rockets can reach it. And what would Russians or Americans do with a rod of niceness? Probably sh*t all over it. B*stards.

Sean’s grin every time Kathryn talks is so awesome. Kathryn is hysterical..

@ryanm2905

2 жыл бұрын

How did you spell her name wrong when it’s literally in front of her?

@opcode114

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanm2905 lighten up Francis

@Eightball69

2 жыл бұрын

He's grinning because he can't believe she's so unfunny 💁

@laserpanda94

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eightball69 Really? You're delivering your verdict on someone's comedic talent via that cringeworthy embarassment of a 'slam'? That's like letting Lewis Hamilton know he's a bad driver by reversing your car into a daycare centre.

@Eightball69

2 жыл бұрын

@@laserpanda94 she's not funny and Sean knew it

When I first saw her on 8 out of 10 cats, I used to think Katherine was cheesy and trying to be as funny as her British co-hosts, but now after having seen lots of her other apeearances over time, she's genuinely hilarious and savage at times. Her British influence is clearly doing good.

@jonbar140

2 жыл бұрын

More than we can say about her plastic surgeon

@stepheng8779

2 жыл бұрын

She's bloody terrible.

@basstrammel1322

2 жыл бұрын

@@stepheng8779 She keeps coming up with new quality material unlike you, though. If you had ANY material on your favorite things, at least. Yorkie tech and cars screams of incel, but that's just a floating theory so far.

@juliapriest8331

2 жыл бұрын

I was skeptical too. Then after a few appearances, I really dug her. Her Netflix stand up was pretty solid IMO

@stepheng8779

2 жыл бұрын

@@basstrammel1322 Creep, that your dinner in your picture? Her material is as original as her face and about as funny as piles.

Loved the tattoo. "Grateful for the opportunity" on the inner thigh is so much more humble than "Lucky You" above the mons pubis.

@donotwantahandle1111

2 жыл бұрын

Some equations on the back might be useful.

@sailaab

2 жыл бұрын

It is.. it is😁

@sailaab

2 жыл бұрын

*+d ss* any.. except E=MC²

@keithedmonds1273

2 жыл бұрын

Or a tattoo that reads “ Property of the Hells Angels - enter at your own risk”

@psyanide1603

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but then you find out ''Lucky You'' was tongue in cheek as she gave you herpes.

"Are you a couple? Or just fucking?" Priceless.

the break up letter is so good hahaha

that was the funniest breakup letter ever

So Katherine Ryan's grandparents literally did the "I'm stuck stepbro" meme?/

@SHx589

2 жыл бұрын

No steps involved. Straight to the point. 😬

@Abstract852

2 жыл бұрын

@@SHx589 It was fairly common until early 1900's in europe...so not too surprising with canada given it was still high influenced by england (being part of the commonwealth). Just as an example, read/watch The Importance of Being Ernest....where in the last act it's revealed that "Jack" is Gwendolen's first cousin (jacks and gwendolens mothers are sisters) AND THEN they get married....the play was first performed in 1895. It wouldn't be that uncommon for a person currently in their 40's to have grandparents or great grandparents that were first cousins....it'd be weird to marry your first cousin NOW though, but 100-200 years ago it was kind of at it's peak (southern parts of italy for example it accounted for around half of all marriages).

@ottoginafiel5468

2 жыл бұрын

FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt were cousins

@chrispy104k

2 жыл бұрын

Well...... It's probably not true but makes for a fun conversation.

Excellent compilation.

She's hilarious. And props to the one running this channel, it's the first time I've seen half the bits on this compilation. And I think I'll actually start watching the actual show. I love that they've come back this year, with social distancing and all. Btw her bit about being a celiac, unexpected but so funny. xD

@deadshot8077

2 жыл бұрын

Is it being streamed anywhere, or put on KZread?

@JordiVanderwaal

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadshot8077 I'm not from the UK so I don't even know if I can watch it legally (?), but I guess it's gonna be available in one of those sites where they upload most TV shows & movies.

@JordiVanderwaal

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadshot8077 I've recently found full shows from past seasons here on KZread, popping up on my recommended because they were uploaded by random channels though.

@sandoumir4348

2 жыл бұрын

@@JordiVanderwaal I respect you for using the official channel to explain how you love their hard work and quality shows and the people on it so much you are actively informing them how, where and why you are going to literally rip them off and basically tell them they can go f* themself. You sir, are a special kind of bastard. Congrats.

@JordiVanderwaal

2 жыл бұрын

@@sandoumir4348 as I said, I'm not from the UK so I *don't know* how to watch those shows legally as they're not available in my country (as far as I know).

‘I wish I hadn’t done ecstacy’.. straight after it the word ‘pinger’ can be made from the letters

@asktoseducemiss434

2 жыл бұрын

10:51 Jon's laugh

Katherine's ex, now husband lol

@davidz2562

2 жыл бұрын

Civil partner

@utbdoug

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 Still a husband

@davidz2562

2 жыл бұрын

@@utbdoug If they'd wanted to be husband & wife, they'd have married. They specifically chose a CP.

@utbdoug

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 Then why does she refer to him as her husband half the time?

@utbdoug

2 жыл бұрын

@Georgina Orwell Lol, watch some TV. I'm not dancing about the internet for you.

Not even his compilation video but Sean steals it just for the "you might as well rim it" comment. Legend.

There's a jump forward of about 5-10 years around the 5 minute mark that I was not mentally prepared for. Now I feel old

@TheTruthKiwi

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Riotlight

2 жыл бұрын

I thought they were wearing fat costumes. Like wtf happened!

@StephenTatlock

2 жыл бұрын

@@Riotlight katherine was pregnant…

@Tom-mk7nd

2 жыл бұрын

@@Riotlight I have noticed plenty of celebrities aged a lot faster during covid.

@Pastronomer69

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s new hairline too!

Sean lock was the best part of this vid. "You kiss your dog in the mouth? Might as well rim it"

@asktoseducemiss434

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is starting to remind me of Richard Nixon XD

@realburglazofficial2613

2 жыл бұрын

@@asktoseducemiss434 he _is_ just as funny as Richard Nixon

🤣😂 that " Greatful for the opportunity" tattoo was hilarious.

bloody awesome show ... big thumbs up

“Greatful for the opportunity” lmfaoo that was genius

@cribscian

Жыл бұрын

Grateful*

Kathryn Ryan has had.....An influence on Jimmy hahaha

@justinskaggs69420

2 жыл бұрын

Kathryn Ryan has an uhm… influence on me too

@c.capril8440

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinskaggs69420 understandably so. She's fantastic

@jakepaterson8986

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinskaggs69420 i

@edwardmartin4872

2 жыл бұрын

She's Canadian 😂

@paydie1206

2 жыл бұрын

botox

I heard that Katherine was going to prom aged 17 in the year 2000 and thought she’s only 1 year younger than me. Then I remembered I did the same thing in 1989, not 1999. Shit.

@TheBS1000

Жыл бұрын

I suspect you're not great at the numbers game.

Never heard of her, but she had me cracking up in this video. The bit about the balloons and the break-up letter were hilarious. More of her please admin. 😄

@BigAL0074

2 жыл бұрын

You are being ironic right ?

@mrjackelbox4418

2 жыл бұрын

She's hilarious

@Vaughandrix

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrjackelbox4418 😁

@TheReddances

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY the same here! :)

@petejones879

Жыл бұрын

That amazes me tbh have you lived in a cave the last few years? Lol she's been on almost every comedy panel show on TV the last ten years

Love her! She's so frank and speaks her mind. When she acted dumb she admited that she was dumb. Watched her show "How do you get so rich?" I admire her honesty. Speaking things that could upset people but in a way that made them respect her for being frank and not fake.

@poilboiler

2 жыл бұрын

She's really clever on Taskmaster too.

@JoNNyCLOUD171

2 жыл бұрын

You admire her gender nothing else. I refuse to believe a first world education has driven someone to admire that. She's trash as a role model through and through.

@1MoTimeRound

2 жыл бұрын

Not fake? Sure, says her plastic surgeon.

@caitthecat

2 жыл бұрын

@@1MoTimeRound That joke was old years ago.

@CarShopping101

Жыл бұрын

@@1MoTimeRound Who cares if she had plastic surgery. Did it affect you? No, so why be nasty?

Everytime Jon makes a joke, they put the camera to Rachel laughing and every time Rachel makes a joke, they out the camera to Jon laughing.

@klaxoncow

2 жыл бұрын

The camera folks are trying to match make those two on the sly, I reckon.

@chrispy104k

2 жыл бұрын

@@klaxoncow Which is pointless because they are both married. Ah but there is always room for a bit of sexual tension.

10:51 Jon's laugh

She is a star, I hope we can keep her here, bags of talent and humour.

@jonhohensee3258

Жыл бұрын

She's a mess.

*On that last one I would have guessed “oddwanger,” because it makes perfect sense, AND it’s **_HILARIOUS_** to me!*

grateful for the opportunity

Jimmy is starting to remind me of Richard Nixon XD

End of train story: "....she said sorry to me. What a bitch!" So funny.

0:20 Sean looks genuinely confused throughout that entire part 😂😂

@ZesPak

10 ай бұрын

I think that's where he developed his cancer

She's hilarious. And Joe: "Wish I hadn't done ecstasy..." Lol

"Oh, I discovered that my grandparents were cousins." That explains a lot!

@OldNew45

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I thought it was just shitty botox and a lack of any physical exertion.

@jonathanfraser321

2 жыл бұрын

Cousisns is fine-1st cousins are allowed to marry. Its ifyou keep doing it in succeedig generation the problems sstartty. But broher and sisterer is defineteltyd angerous , medically speaking-to say nothingof jailtime

@ZoomStranger

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanfraser321 thanks for the check in. I won't mention jailtime

Lycett subtly checking out Katherines feet will never not be funny

@Flippinloon

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah because his actual comedy is terrible

You might aswell rim it!! Sean making me cry from the grave 😂

@larrysmith2638

2 жыл бұрын

You're in a grave? Check your syntax.

@PandeyPrashant

2 жыл бұрын

@@larrysmith2638 how would you suggest a rephrase?

@larrysmith2638

2 жыл бұрын

@@PandeyPrashant "From the grave, Sean is making me cry." Awkward, but grammatically accurate. Besides, dead Sean didn't make him cry. Watching a video clip of when Sean was alive is what made him cry.

@PandeyPrashant

2 жыл бұрын

@@larrysmith2638 awkward but grammatically accurate indeed. Your last statement is a bit of a nitpick, though, haha. 😛

@larrysmith2638

2 жыл бұрын

@@PandeyPrashant Yeah, it is. Probably should have just ignored the OP.

11:30 In that “love letter”, in theory, Katherine just made a very public and nonchalant accusation of child abuse against the security guard at her school.

@darksemmel503

2 жыл бұрын

Canada has an age of constent of 16 - all good then if she was 17. Yes I am fun at parties

@nadnerb2k

2 жыл бұрын

@@darksemmel503 age of consent is only part of the problem; she was at school and thus in the care of the security guard and staff there. If the event happened, it's an imbalance of power and still can be considered abuse of a minor. That said, it seems likely to me that she made the story up for comic effect. A lot of her comic persona in that letter. *Edit - it seems she's told this story in interviews a few times in the press, which makes it far more likely to be true. Also, she says in those she was 15 at the time; that's child abuse even if she instigated it.

@La_sagne

2 жыл бұрын

@@nadnerb2k i know nothing about this, but if the security was only there for the prom, hes likely not part of the school.. no different than the bartender or the dj really

@michaelkennedy8573

2 жыл бұрын

@@darksemmel503 Same In Scotland but as said the security has abused his position while employed.

@junbh2

2 жыл бұрын

Although it probably isn't enough information to identify him.

so nice seeing Sean Lock just sitting there reacting to Katherine

The train story is comedic genius.

the letter was actually quite cute though

I've always liked Katherine since she first started appearing on British TV well over 10 years ago, she's truly by far the funniest female comedian and definitely the best thing to leave Canada and become a British citizen , she loves the place so much she has a a British daughter , what a shame she went recently and married an American.

@goldboy150

Жыл бұрын

He’s Canadian - that was him on the show, the ex boyfriend from high school.

@CarShopping101

Жыл бұрын

Hey not all of us Americans are bad.

@jeremywentworth1833

Жыл бұрын

@@CarShopping101 I know I'm from Leeds and a Lufc fan and Brendan Arronsson Tyler Adams are brilliant at present and our manager is Great too Jesse Marsche were full of Yanks at Leeds United football club.

Love her to bits 🤗🤗🤗🤗

Katherine, YES I would be. Grateful for the opportunity.

The letter with her now husband was GOLD.

She might be one of my favorites on television just because how normal she acts

@jonhohensee3258

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, being that into your own looks is really normal.

What a super talented woman..I loved her own comedy show.. please make some more Katherine .Respect from Edinburgh Scotland..

I love style of delivery.. very clever

She was naturally very pretty before she had work done.

@mrc2662

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly agree (not that she’d care for my opinion but…why Katherine?? You were gorgeous!!)

@bethiekitch3925

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrc2662 i agree but I think her face got swollen &she put on weight in pregnancy which would have altered her appearance

@karenholland8339

2 жыл бұрын

..and now she looks like Joan Rivers...

First time I've seen her. She's hilarious.

Katherine is a hilarious headcase lol

That break up letter was what inspired the film Blue Jay

Who tried turning their phone upside down? 😂😂😂

Caught red handed! Joe has a sneaky look at the button gap in her blouse at 2.48 🤣

@basquat76

2 жыл бұрын

No he looks at her hand cause she's reaching for something.

@razz1516

2 жыл бұрын

you know hes gay right?

@sheps31

2 жыл бұрын

@@razz1516 Allegedly Bi

@marfoof6648

2 жыл бұрын

@@razz1516 You know he's married to a woman, right?

@artofdisguy3401

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, gay , Bi, Straight, don't matter you would have to be dead not to look at her chest lol They are well paid for and spectacular!

RIP Sean...

gratefulk for the opportunities. hilarious

What's sadder, Cardi B, or her fans?

"You might as well rim it" hahaha True though

I'm pretty sure cardi b didn't invent calling money "shmoney"

@devboyd1783

2 жыл бұрын

That would've been Bobby Shmurda and Rowdy Rebel, right?

@Fitz1993

2 жыл бұрын

And I'm pretty sure she makes up her own words because she doesn't know how to speak properly.

@hamishfox

2 жыл бұрын

@@devboyd1783 yup

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fitz1993 If Kathryn actually likes Cardi Bullwinkle (she's got a nose like Bullwinkle so I assume that's what the 'B' stands for) then she's gone down in my estimation.

@blade_20

2 жыл бұрын

@@skylined5534 Time to change the photos in your *ank bank LOL

Biggest laugh is Jimmy’s hair tho

I never heard of this lady and have only seen a few eps of this show. She is hilarious! The show is incomprehensible but still pretty great.

@Snaakie83

Жыл бұрын

This show is absolutely bonkers, that's why it's great.

@petejones879

Жыл бұрын

How can you not of heard of her she's been on most panel shows over the last 10 years

She’s so great🤣

God, I love her, she’s so honest.

@thedon8223

Жыл бұрын

I'll destroy that body

@Michael-bf1dt

Жыл бұрын

Hi Carole how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video. Best wishes for a lovely day 😊🙏 Michael

When the contestant is way... way...... way way smarter than you expected. lol (I love her, she's awesome!)

13:50 In 7th grade I broke up with my (beautiful) first girl-friend with a *VERY* similar letter. Shortly afterwards, she moved away... It's one of my life's regrets.

"They were cousins" So they just stopped.

@fenhen

2 жыл бұрын

I assume they died?

There’s no way in hell that Katherine doesn’t think that she’s attractive

@ConeJellos

2 жыл бұрын

Look at her face. No one gets all that work done if they think they are attractive.

"my grandparents are cousins" That explains a lot

This is the best show

I thought count upside-down was the australian version.

@qwertyTRiG

2 жыл бұрын

Letters and Numbers

She's hilarious!!

@gridthrottle

2 жыл бұрын

And gorgeous!

4:42 what happened to Jimmy's hair! 😱

She's on another level in female comedians, just brilliant

Rachael upside down is still gorgeous!

Did not like her for ages , But the more I watch her the better she gets

I stopped watching this because I think there must e 2 maybe even 3 series of Countdown that I haven’t seen yet so I’m look forward to that!

When she said “perverts and foot fetishists, did anyone else say “Hi!”? 🤣

Loveeeee Katherine Ryan, absolutely hilarious. Very talented and beautiful

@MorrisseyMuse

2 жыл бұрын

Well, beautiful maybe at least...lol

@carlosmspk

2 жыл бұрын

@@MorrisseyMuse don't really find her beautiful after the last surgery, either...

@CrowPilotGames4Life

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlosmspk Yup she was a lot more gorgeous BEFORE the surgery.

I love her 😂😂😂

Katherine Ryan... A legend in her own mind!

@fraac

4 ай бұрын

she came at our lovely rapey russell

she is hilarious!

I didn't think I liked her much,... but hell haha she's actually awesome!

Why does Jimmy look like Spock at 4:40??

@utbdoug

2 жыл бұрын

Hair transplant, init

The break up letter was like texting before it was a thing but then I realised that texting was a thing in 2000 haha if you'd topped your phone up of course hahaha

@jessbelen

2 жыл бұрын

not everyone in school had phones in early 2000

@jackgreen865

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessbelen yes I know that but most did by mid 2000s lets be honest

@jackgreen865

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessbelen I replied before reading it all over again. Your right not all people had phones then I know that but I was saying it was like texting before texting was a thing but my point was that it was already around that's all

@jessbelen

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackgreen865 yes, you're right.

She was awesome in that movie Brazil

So, that's the new Lego man head they are going with?

Didn't this gal used to own Amy's Bakery?

Katherine and Roisin are my favourites!

What did he say about hooters ? 😂

I like Bobby.

Katherine’s face is slowly morphing into a tribute act to Joan Rivers.😳

@ZoomStranger

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no, it isn't.

@titteryenot4524

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@@ZoomStranger Yes it is.

I wonder if she's related to Amy Bouzaglo?

A frickin national treasure

KR is Funny AF and stunning too! ❤