Is the infamous 'glory hole' joke Jimmy's most outrageous insult yet?! Watch full episodes on All 4: goo.gl/dNM8NJ

@Mawds69

5 жыл бұрын

Glorious!

@mrtvakamela

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mawds69 hole?

@hailtothyking3916

5 жыл бұрын

its not really outrageous but definitely unexpected

@drewd9985

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like Jimmy knows a lot about glory holes, the way he's dabbing his face after making that joke.

@mrtvakamela

5 жыл бұрын

@@drewd9985 but on which side:)

Joe's "The most unnecessary joke ever..." was the first time I have ever seen him out of his character on this show

@ivanngobby

3 жыл бұрын

One other time was when he recited that whole ‘you’re welcome I just named your penis’ poem and couldn’t stop laughing.

@Claire-xb3vw

3 жыл бұрын

I wondered why I actually liked him in that clip... ;-)

@solairehimself1386

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaunhayes3072 they said it was their first time seeing it. Not the first time it happened. Lol

@gabrielandreassen5761

Жыл бұрын

Who's Joe?

@blondie580

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielandreassen5761 Joe Wilkinson. Guy with the suit and beard

"Different host" Jimmy almost snapped his neck in that head turn.

@thisisnotharvey

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm dying

@mr.manes88

5 жыл бұрын

@E.A. de Ruiter thats susie

@kedabro1957

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@station12a4

4 жыл бұрын

@@kedabro1957 6:07

@ReGGiEbayer95

4 жыл бұрын

Guppetto would have struggles to put Jimmys neck back together

That Dracula comeback was slick, "Count down".

@ngubod16

5 жыл бұрын

Not sure which episode came first but I swear Count Down was one of Jon's mascots on the show when he had the Dracula puppet.

@thalapeng

5 жыл бұрын

@@ngubod16 You're right, i believe it was long before this. However for me still impressive, that he came with that on the spot. That is the kind of witt I will never have :-)

@shaunweston2310

5 жыл бұрын

Stolen from sickipedia

@tienshin9999

4 жыл бұрын

He purposely setup Jimmy for that one.

@sugarnads

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhh i never did understand what they said...count down syndrome woulda worked too

"I'm from Kettering and they call us legends!!" 😂😂😂 I love him!!!!!!

@FatLeonard84

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from Leicester and we've always called Ketteringers sheep shaggers, I have no idea why? But everyone in the Midlands has always just called them that for as long as I can remember

@gnomichome7492

5 жыл бұрын

I lived in Kettering at one time and apparently there was somebody caught trying to shag a sheep, so don't know if it came from that or not. My mate told me about it, incidentally he came from Leicester.

@neosam8

5 жыл бұрын

@@gnomichome7492 yea apparently he was fuckin a sheep in a field when a train went past.... probly how the news travelled so far

@FatLeonard84

5 жыл бұрын

@@gnomichome7492 Well seen as Kettering is a town built on sheep farming I assumed it had something to do with that practice going on quite a lot in the past

@BHALT0S

5 жыл бұрын

aye as in... Leg Ends.

The reaction from the panel to the “Glory Holes” joke is absolutely priceless and far funnier than the actual insult itself.

@AllrightNOR

2 жыл бұрын

Love it

@communitycollegegenius9684

2 жыл бұрын

You can use it any time you want, every day except Thursday...

@jamiesucie2685

2 жыл бұрын

@@communitycollegegenius9684 what on earth are you even talking about? The “glory hole” joke? And why not on Thursday?

@communitycollegegenius9684

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiesucie2685 Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.

@jamiesucie2685

2 жыл бұрын

@@communitycollegegenius9684 you aren’t living up to your user name. Leave the jokes to the panelists please.

Suzie's such a good sport bless her, always takes it on the chin ❤

@oabuseer

5 жыл бұрын

NO TAKES IT ON THE CHIN JOKES

@lolaandjoe123

5 жыл бұрын

She'll swallow too if you ask.

@RIXRADvidz

5 жыл бұрын

when you're rich enough, you won't care either.

@colnag2158

5 жыл бұрын

oabuseer there’s no hope of recovery, best to just sit and watch

@Genesisrequiem

5 жыл бұрын

Hitting the chin through a glory hole takes real talent. So I'm told.

'Saves on VAT you'd know about that, Jimmy' BUURRN!

@MrBlacksheep98

5 жыл бұрын

value added tax, a tax based on the value of goods. The joke is that Jimmy Carr was caught in a tax avoidance scheme.

@DevinGates

5 жыл бұрын

He went on tour in Canada soon after that hit("this is my new tax avoidance scheme") during the period that the deadline approaches for turning in your tax returns. I'm sure he got a tax heckle at every stop; he certainly did in Halifax.

@sb50cal9

5 жыл бұрын

The joke doesn’t make sense anyway. Your VAT bill would get lower by spending more...

@jakemasters3208

5 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@gehtdinichtsan309

5 жыл бұрын

thank you so much! i couldn't make out what she was saying. - now that was a clever comeback! :)

“I’ll be testifying against someone I’ve worked with” is the most accurate career prospect someone can have when working in the entertainment business

@davidhoward2487

2 жыл бұрын

@Yafet Kibrom I took it to mean Jimmy's tax evasion/avoidence....He could've ended up in jail/prison

@harelforge7775

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidhoward2487 what Jimmy did was tax avoidance which is legal. Tax evasion on the other hand is not.

@andrewleah1983

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidhoward2487 Prison; you don’t need the either or part. Prison is a building where convicted people spend their sentence, whereas, jail is the cell in a police station.

Omg, I’m constantly amazed by the fact that Susie and Rachel are these incredibly intelligent professionals from the normal version and have agreed to be on the absolute chaos of this show. They do so well though, I love them being equally the straight people who kind of ground everyone and then also just giving it back and playing when they can. They’re a delight!

@brianeleighton

Жыл бұрын

This was only supposed to be a one-off crossover event. It was so popular they made it into a series. I honestly think they both enjoy getting to do Countdown with hilarious comedians. Both Rachel and Suzie were hesitant to fire back at first, but now they give just as good as they get.

@josephweir6754

Жыл бұрын

I imagine they enjoy the variety, Susie wouldn't be able to mention brothel sprouts on the normal show for example

@Nick-xc4fy

Жыл бұрын

It's all about the Benjamin's baby

@MATCHLESS93

9 ай бұрын

@@Nick-xc4fy what does Benjamin's baby got to do with it?

@antster1983

6 ай бұрын

@@Nick-xc4fy I thought it was Pentiums 😂

"Yes, that's it really; I'm just thinking glory holes" Of course you are, Susie.

@driveafar

5 жыл бұрын

Growler The Dog 6

@jimmyfitz8168

5 жыл бұрын

dumb as shit if english guys are lads why can't the ever make jokes about vaginas?

@benscott3221

5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Fitz They do, just not on tv, as apparently, feminists hate it. I think it has something to do with ratings, but i am unsure on that. Jimmy carr makes jokes about vaginas on his dvds though, and his live shows, all of which can be found on yt.

@jimmyfitz8168

5 жыл бұрын

@@benscott3221 It made a few jokes but almost never. Its not feminists would be upset about vaginas, its traditional men and women would be upset about them.

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

4 жыл бұрын

Let's be serious, we were all thinking that

How about a compilation of all the times Rachel Riley and Susie Dent have cracked jokes or made insults?

@jhkk1269

5 жыл бұрын

masturbation mastəˈbeɪʃ(ə)n/ noun stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure. "a desire to engage in masturbation" synonyms: auto-eroticism

@jhkk1269

5 жыл бұрын

Preston, do you even remotely understand copyright laws?

@mickieb74

5 жыл бұрын

it`s all scripted comebacks though, jimmy sets them up and they deliver the punchline and jimmy has to pretend he did`nt know what they were gonna say

@DjAlanBarratt

5 жыл бұрын

Cause it wouldn't be funny, it would be a compilation of jokes written for them .... by blokes

@mr.manes88

5 жыл бұрын

idk if rachel riley comes up with her own jokes or has writers but shes fucking savage, that VAT comeback was nice

Rachel’s comment about what she’ll be doing in ten years was both funny and painful

@grf15

5 жыл бұрын

The unfortunate reality is that there's a real possibility that this will be true.

@richardnowell7089

5 жыл бұрын

@Normal Misha if only

@SanctuaryADO

5 жыл бұрын

@Normal Misha yeah Bill bailey will be testifying against her soon

@zapkvr

5 жыл бұрын

Good one Jimmy

@stevenbibby6085

5 жыл бұрын

Reference to sexual harassment claims

What I love about that Glory Hole joke is a) the fact that you can tell it's just so Jimmy Carr's sense of humor. You can tell he came up with it off the cuff. and b) Roisin and Joe's reaction. "Out of nowhere!" "The most unnecessary joke."

@davelister2961

Жыл бұрын

"The most unnecessary joke" we never knew we all needed.

@kevinalexander2590

9 ай бұрын

Absolute comedy genius

Absolutely adore Suzie... always takes the jokes like a champ.. even the unnecessary ones🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cipher88101

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr that look when he asks her "What have you been looking into?" the second time is priceless. Cracks me up every time.

@hupekyser

2 жыл бұрын

Takes it on the chin well. Although it needs wiping after

9:17-9:23 jesus the amount of skill it takes to think of that response, with all the layers it has. Count Down is such an under appreciated joke

@PeterSedesse

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy has used that part of the joke before

@sultanofsick

3 жыл бұрын

It's really just got the one layer...

*everyone laughing* David Mitchell: I must laugh like the humans

@swedneck

4 жыл бұрын

like the peasants

@midguardz

4 жыл бұрын

Most of the jokes are lame with over excited audiences desperate for a laugh these days. If you don't laugh on the panel with other sheep you prolly will lose your job.

@martielupin1981

4 жыл бұрын

midguardz my guess is paid audiences that are told when to laugh/applause idk

@RJRen

3 жыл бұрын

@@midguardz I bet you're fun at parties

@omegastar19

3 жыл бұрын

SAS TrIkS Katherine Tate: laughter is a noise people make with their mouths, right?

I love Joe Wilkinson's response to the 'glory hole' joke.

Please, don’t stop making these

@oedipamaas2067

5 жыл бұрын

but make the titles less fucking gay

@irollup6240

5 жыл бұрын

CUNNY BATHER and have the clip related to the title at the beginning..

@roachdoggjr7393

5 жыл бұрын

Why do I keep seeing cow chop fans in these comment sections?

@irollup6240

5 жыл бұрын

Normal Misha it’s funny because he rearranged the sentence to mean something entirely different.

@Pusher97

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing makes a joke funnier than explaining it.

Note: When Joe fucking Wilkinson loses his shit laughing and says "the most unnecessary joke" you've both crossed a line and stumbled into a gold mine 😂

"Count Down" was one of the slickest comebacks I've ever heard...

The riddler from Batman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

@olliedylan1381

5 жыл бұрын

Ignacio hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

@ThePureskilz

5 жыл бұрын

He makes a pretty good joke about it in his 2008 stand up

@cn9803

4 жыл бұрын

Who did he Make the comment about? Sean or the other Guy? :)

@72Kraken

4 жыл бұрын

@@cn9803 I assume Sean, the Riddler played a part in one of his stand ups

"sorry suzie... now whatve you been looking into recently" the look on her face XD "why tf do i even bother??" XD XD XD

In the original, Joe had brought Russian nesting dolls. The doll for Susie was wearing a pair of binoculars. Joe said they were for looking into glory holes. Jimmy was actually making a call back to that and ended up looking brutal.

@katherinechu4581

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@go4thmultiply349

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot. Now I get why the joke was funny.

@TheodoricEichen

Жыл бұрын

No. In the full clip, the reason Joe gave for the binoculars and the polaroid on her Russian doll was because "As we all know, Susie is a pervert, [...] and she does this thing where she kicks down the door to your dressing room and tries to catch you without your clothes on." There was no previous mention of a glory hole.

@charlesharper2357

10 ай бұрын

@@TheodoricEichen Exactly.

"Lee excelled at school - sorry, Lee was expelled at school" kills me every time ahahaha

The glory hole joke made joe break character. That’s how you know it was good

Jimmy’s ‘Count Down’ joke does not get enough appreciation

Cats does Countdown is a stroke of pure genius, and getting.Jimmy to host is the icing on the cake. Whoever thought up this combination deserves a substantial amount props.

Anyone else rewatching these clips after hearing about Sean Lock? RIP Sean Lock, comedic genius

You know you've crossed a line when Joe Wilkinson says "The most unnecessary joke ever" 😂😂😂

take you make a compilation of jimmy getting insulted about taxes

@JC-2106

4 жыл бұрын

If this was an American show i guarantee you'd get a load of people saying "taxation is theft" because they're all a bunch of mass shooting retards

@kedabro1957

4 жыл бұрын

@@frenstcht Well, now it is.

@frenstcht

4 жыл бұрын

@@kedabro1957 Ayup.

I love when Jonathan sees where the iguana joke is going and starts nodding.

@qwertyTRiG

4 жыл бұрын

It's a fairly standard format, but still very funny.

"Count Down." When an even smoother response Hits a Smoothe response thats just shiny.

I feel that not many people mention how brilliant Jimmy Carr is.. such a natural at hosting this Seems to get on well with everyone. and of course, he is hilarious !

Seeing Joe cracking up so much is what makes the glory hole joke so funny.

"I'm from Kettering and they call us legends!! god i love james

“...and they call us ‘legends.’” Perfect response.

“I bet that was bloody mordor” 😂😂 love it!

@no_peace

5 жыл бұрын

His little dance afterward haha

I love how when he asks Suzie again what she’s been looking into she doesn’t say anything cause she knows they about to laugh again 🤣

the way james looked embarrassed that he laughed at the lord of the rings joke will forever be the most adorable thing

@Quentin67550

Жыл бұрын

Alrighty I am very late and all but, would you explain the joke to me? Because I sure feel like a dumb cunt right now

You know a joke is good when people laugh, you know a joke is legendary when you can make a panel of professional comedians laugh for several minutes straight.

Gloryholes is legendary. If you can make Joe, Jon and David cry then a knighthood is just around the corner.

I love how rude he is to Suzy because it’s soooo unexpected and shocking. 😂She’s a great sport. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I actually live for these new compilations every weekend

@henryfung9725

5 жыл бұрын

why do white people hate asians like indian pakisani, i live in UK now, so learning the culture and it seems they really hate this group

@obi501

5 жыл бұрын

@@henryfung9725 that is bullshit

@henryfung9725

5 жыл бұрын

nope, every white man hate indian and pakistani women and men. they love chinese women. i have learnt a lot about white people and understand them well.

@obi501

5 жыл бұрын

@@henryfung9725 I be white, I be dating Pakistani

@henryfung9725

5 жыл бұрын

lol no white man will ever dat a pakistani. everyone in england knows whites in UK only mix with blacks

The 'glory hole' clip has to be number one in the 8 of ten does countdown top ten if it was compiled by me. Closely followed by the 'taking a piss' poem. Pure brilliance, well done to all involved!

@rottierumbles9451

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Sean Locke's "Challenging Wank" is my fave.

@RB-wg3qm

Жыл бұрын

The poem is THEE classic.

This was one of the funniest comments from Jimmy Carr, it's on par with Sean loch 'thats a challenging wank' 😂 classic

Rachel had the best comeback. “...I’ll be testifying against someone I worked with.” Hahahaha!

Love how jimmy takes the tax jokes like a man !

@BibtheChib

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, he's really winning either way!

@reececollison5101

2 жыл бұрын

If he dishes it out he’s gotta take it back!😂

@ViceroyoftheDiptera

2 жыл бұрын

Not hard to do when you’re a millionaire tbh.

Jimmy gets so happy when rachel roasts him...

A baby porcupine is called a porcupet. "Pork U, pet?" is also a chat-up line in Newcastle LOL

"Count Down" Lightning quick!

@victoriaiwanicka7289

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Jee Haha 😂

Noel Fielding absolutely destroyed everyone at 6:20 ish I don't remember when was the last time I had a sincere laugh like that, 2 whole seconds not feeling depressed, thanks Noel

The first time Carol Vorderman was on Would I Lie To You? Rob made a glory hole joke about her too. Sounds like classic countdown knew how to party

I must admit I love Susie dent

@oabuseer

5 жыл бұрын

trevor pi She's such a good sport about it hahaha

@MichaelM28

5 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't?

@MyselfTheThird

5 жыл бұрын

Well, when you first put it through you don't even know it's really her...

@23093034

5 жыл бұрын

She's beautiful.

@DRTYupNorth

5 жыл бұрын

@MyselfTheThird thanks for the giggle xD

Rachel’s “saves on VAT” is a wonderful slam 😭😂

"You've all come back to butter!" What a comeback! XD

Literally my favourite bits of countdown is when something happens that makes even Joe and Sean burst out into laughter

"She really Came out of her shell"

To save you time, “That” joke is at 10:40

@tnaoro

Ай бұрын

Thanks.

there should be a compilation of every time jimmy tells rachel “it’s your only job”

OMG, that last batch with Suzie had me in stitches too. Jimmy writes some of the best stuff out there, just love it.

10:50 a joke so vile Jimmy apologized.

@smallpenis5826

4 жыл бұрын

Vile is a stretch

@iHomelessMonkey

4 жыл бұрын

I'm with Small Penis, The Gonad, Paul DAVIES and NeonNinja on this one.

@imbuzzzz

4 жыл бұрын

With this one, i'm on Small Penis.

@alberto148

4 жыл бұрын

@@smallpenis5826 I'm having a hard time understanding how'd you'd stretch anything, and why you would be used as the stake for playing horseshoes on the lawn with onion rings, along with paul davies and some hi-vis ninja with a monkey on his back.

“She wouldn’t give” and “I talked her round”

I've heard that gloryhole joke a dozen times and it still cracks me up.

I wish I could relive the first time I saw the Glory Hole bit. I've never laughed as loudly as I did then. 👌😁

Tbh, having the Riddler on every week is the best decision in this shows' entire existence.

The Riddler from Batman line gets me every time

The glory holes joke is absolutely hilarious 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

0:33 I LOVE how Jonathan saw that joke coming.

"Using the Large Hadron Collider as a waterslide." Hahahaha that is brilliant!!

@Queef_Storm

5 жыл бұрын

he's told that joke before except it ended in 'to warm up soup'

I've never been one to laugh aloud. It's a rare thing for me. However this show will almost always get me to laugh and certainly raises my spirits on a bad day. I'm quite thankful that clips of this show are on KZread as I'd never have known of its existence otherwise.

A compilation of every time Jimmy made fun of Rachel’s dancing PLEASE

What a Champaign- that lovely lady kept her composure after the glory holes joke. What a legend- total respect for her :)

“Saves on VAT, you’d know all about that” 😂😂😂 savagery at its best! Need a compilation of insults AT jimmy 😂😂

@deansqwilliams8821

4 жыл бұрын

What's VAT

@rikdols655

4 жыл бұрын

@@deansqwilliams8821 tax

I love how the premise of this show it just everyone shiting on each other

The best part of every Saturday

I love when even Joe Wilkinson thinks a joke was a little too out there 😂

I wish Sean locked was there for the glory hole joke.. Was in tears when I watched that episode on tv

I haven't laughed this well in years. God bless Suzy for keeping professional throughout....

Omg that 'glory hole' comment had me in tears! Haven't laughed that hard in a while!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You know it's a good joke when even Joe Wilkinson ends up in tears

You know the glory hole joke is coming ... but ever bloody time it gets me off guard 😂😂😂😂😂

Gotta love how Sean was laughing with Noel then just stops not having a fucking clue what he meant when he said “ probably Not have the riddler from Batman on everyweek “ 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅 It just so happens Sean had a buttoned up green with glasses on 😆😆

@yavaulie2839

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was more shocked Noel is jumping to him.

‘We could move the letters closer to suzie its not like she’s rushed off her feet!’ Had me in stitches.

"I went with Iguana, you went with?..." "... Dave." That really got me 😂

I believe the type of laughing this causes makes life worth living! ‪ Thank you‬.

"Count Down". That was very sharp.

@peterjoyfilms

5 жыл бұрын

He'd already made that joke on his stand up.

@MultiSpazzo

5 жыл бұрын

@@peterjoyfilms You must be great fun at parties.

"How would you make this show more cool?" "Different host..." 🤣🤣🤣❤

The ‘Glory Hole’ is definitely one of the funniest moments on tv in recent years

I am from Kettering and they call us legends 😂😂

Can’t believe sean lock is gone💔

Jimmy broke the panel!😂😂😂

One the funniest shows out there. Love it!!!

"A most unnecessary joke" Makes Joe sound like Noel Coward somehow

@MrRastaprince

5 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he said "the most unnecessary joke"

@_thecell_

4 жыл бұрын

For some reason, I always thought Joe went posh and said "most unnecessary Jimmy"

I have this clip saved, and no matter how many times I see it, it always cracks me up. So, so funny. 😂

'I'm from Kittering and they call us legends.' - World's most powerful one liner.

@engasal

4 жыл бұрын

Kettering

@kajenbop

4 жыл бұрын

You should research further

@imamoronand9199

4 жыл бұрын

Acaster is like a shit version of Sean Lock

Great how they insult each other but always laugh about it. No matter who's on the show they all have great fun. But will sadly miss sean lock after his passing.the two girls always up for a laugh just great tv.

Should we respond or...

@emms0003

4 жыл бұрын

No

@oH_._

4 жыл бұрын

*Looks of Despair*

@IsiahTomas

4 жыл бұрын

Ellipses.

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

Those two are so adorable

@spooked2104

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain me the hindu joke i actually dont quite get it at all

‘A 40 something goth crow’ 🤣🤣🤣

8:19 Jimmy is so proud of that joke!