I'm Japanese. The car navigation first said to Jeremy, "There is a road regulation ahead. Drive carefully, please."

@porknbeans1977

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@robertgray1811

2 жыл бұрын

*HELP!*

@emmanuelmeysman820

2 жыл бұрын

Help Ami is back !!!

@SIRTACONATOR007

2 жыл бұрын

what do the other people say to them throughout the video?

@shukrantpatil

2 жыл бұрын

@@SIRTACONATOR007 you are 8 years late lol

In his defense, those man hole covers are fantastic.

@Snakebloke

4 жыл бұрын

@AstronomyToday Those steel/aluminium ones are for the fresh water lines I think(?). I remember asking but don't remember what the answer was xD

@zanemurcha2675

4 жыл бұрын

Who cares.

@rdmz135

4 жыл бұрын

@@zanemurcha2675 over a thousand people apparently

@zanemurcha2675

4 жыл бұрын

@@rdmz135 i'm laughing my head off

@blitzy3244

4 жыл бұрын

@@zanemurcha2675 Go drive your Jeep Wrangler with plastic windows ZANE...such a jeep driver name with hygiene problems.

Ahh, the only kind of videos where you're fine watching it in 360p...

@lucuslovesyou2961

6 жыл бұрын

DerpT145 This was in 2010 keep in mind. U cant be to harsh about that

@gregoryrogers.21

6 жыл бұрын

DerpT145 amen

@leeroyngochoch2565

6 жыл бұрын

DerpT145 I never even noticed

@ezmosco-

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LegoWormNoah101

5 жыл бұрын

Most of the time my resolution defaults to 360p. I will use 144p if the internet's that slow.

Japan: train arrives early = surprised face Britain: train arrives on time = surprised face Latvia: train arrives = surprised face Zimbabwe: a train = surprised face

@jasminderbajwa6657

5 жыл бұрын

An empty train in India= it's not happening

@Neo-st1jy

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeees

@faisalhussain603

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sjappie5034

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 shame sorry Zim

@Snakebloke

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

Everybody's gangsta until the SatNav speaks japanese

@nikolasstankovic6794

4 жыл бұрын

ARB6769 thats the most unfunny everybodys gangsta joke

@man8117

4 жыл бұрын

Kono dio da

@diogaming10yt56

4 жыл бұрын

Help meeee!

@felipesabee7978

3 жыл бұрын

The americans when trees speak vietnamese: *panik* Jeremy when the SatNav speaks Japanese: *panik*

@DevoutSkeptic

3 жыл бұрын

KONO DIO DA

* Completely ignores Hammond * James: What a brilliant looking train

@linusdn2777

4 жыл бұрын

What a brilliant looking manhole

@roxydzey

2 жыл бұрын

they ignore each other all the time - british manners i guess :D

@danielalexander8588

Жыл бұрын

@@linusdn2777 to be honest it was a cool manhole cover.

@officiallaw2369

9 ай бұрын

It’s like being in a black and white film

Ha! In Romania, a train is considered late if it doesn't arrive the same day as expected!

@iananderson2793

9 жыл бұрын

Noted

@AverageAlien

6 жыл бұрын

Think I get this one

@stefan-xx6yx

6 жыл бұрын

Cat adevar 😂

@grandmastarflash

6 жыл бұрын

It aint much better in the UK to be fair lol

@PetreMihai94

6 жыл бұрын

Începători Japonezii 😂😂😂

How to ask for directions to the train station in Japanese: Konichiwa, um station? chuggachuggachugga

@Jonathan-do1sj

9 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Nyyenkioo

9 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha made my day hahaha

@sidtion

9 жыл бұрын

Lol 😁 😂

@HunterS0502

9 жыл бұрын

chuggachuggachugga *Nyaaaaaaan*

@ShadowLady1

8 жыл бұрын

Why did they cut out Jeremy's petrol pump waifu?

SatNav: **Speaking in Japanese** Jeremy: HELP! Oh, Jezza. You will be missed.

@sinonlovelysharpshooterggo8581

8 жыл бұрын

+RonanElijah That had me dying!

@ericjohnston7403

7 жыл бұрын

They haven't gone anywhere, they got a new show on Amazon (:

@Harkeilla

7 жыл бұрын

RonanElijah How can he be missed when he has his own show now, The Grand Tour?

@T101Tom

7 жыл бұрын

Eric Johnston do you not understand everyone can watch BBC but not amazon prime that why he will be missed

@farazrahman126

6 жыл бұрын

not at the time of the comment

James was so inspired by Japan, he decided to make an entire series about it

@joebradfield6549

Жыл бұрын

And Richard was more bothered about the race lol

"Finally I'm out of the tunnel.... SUNLIGHT! It's gone again." XD

@SuperCompany007

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty much how life is in Finland during winter.

@owainrose7607

7 жыл бұрын

Company007 Nice profile pic

@atharvavargante6029

5 жыл бұрын

7:40 thank me later

@javiercuesta2433

3 жыл бұрын

That's Japan for you

@harleyb7880

2 жыл бұрын

@@atharvavargante6029 Your timestamp is wrong It's 7:36

Jeremy Clarkson is the only man that can take a wrong turn driving straight on a Japanese highway and end up in Switzerland.

Car: *starts speaking in Japanese* Clarkson: "HELP!!!!!" One of the funniest moments I've ever seen.

@rolutarboi1306

2 жыл бұрын

Hey

@emmanuelmeysman820

2 жыл бұрын

indeed

Any time you see "23" or "3923" on a promotional Nissan: 23: Two Three: Nii San aka Nissan 3923: Three Nine Two Three: San Kyu Nii San aka Thank You, Nissan.

@user-lj3vr5bk2m

8 жыл бұрын

That is number plate

@CanYouFoush

8 жыл бұрын

That's why all of the Nissan LM cars are number 23

@sushi777300

7 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhh 😄😄😄 Learned something today

@germanman7318

6 жыл бұрын

NS

@remembertheoldtimes2936

6 жыл бұрын

Alp Tigin I bet you saw that initial d ending right? :D

One of my parents is Japanese and she was the first to tell me about the fact that speaking aloud on mobile devices on public transport is seen as very disrespectful and frowned upon in Japan. Being from the UK, I couldn't imagine having the same principles applied to our public transport.

@josephbussey4177

2 жыл бұрын

I keep talking when i know people can hear me..

@orangejjay

2 жыл бұрын

Everything is rude in Japan. Let's be real: It's a society of rules, germophobia, racism, and radical judgement. There's ceremony and ritual for every damn thing and people just go with it. That part at least is commendable. I rather enjoy having the freedom to be gross.

@sdghtjsdcgs

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangejjay My favorite part about Japan is war crimes and refusing to take responsibility for those war crimes. Rape of Nanjing and Unit 731 anyone?

@roxydzey

2 жыл бұрын

yeah the face of that girl at 3:56 said everything :D very silent, cultural , ethic and respectful people they are. but at the same time sad lonely and suicidal just because of that.

@carlenger9707

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it considered rude... what if you have an important call to make

3:10 James May really had an eyegasm there. He has a thing for trains and collects models of them.

People of the world you have no idea how happy this kept the British male during its existence.

@SlightCrescent4

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Mallinson trust me as an American who greatly loved the show I know exactly what you are talking about

@fredsmith9714

7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Lentz as another American, I second this. So three hilarious Brits left the bbc and have joined the American Amazon. I think both countries appreciate the show greatly.

@notanimposter

7 жыл бұрын

I am American and not male and I quite liked this show.

@Nmille98

6 жыл бұрын

As an American, I must ask: do you guys consider these three a national treasure?

@trwsandford

5 жыл бұрын

yes, actually most of us do.

James and Richard experiencing Japan is one of the best things i have ever watched

2 fried eggs. That's not what I want.

@user-es3th6he7x

9 жыл бұрын

tlopesgsd idk why that shit made me laugh so much lol

@raymondha1897

3 жыл бұрын

It all thanks to those two Japanese school girls.

Car: *speaks Japanese* Jeremy *confused screaming"

it is rude to use a telephone in a train in japan because you break the peace and or quietness in the train

@IsaacMendoza0301

8 жыл бұрын

shut up weeb

@FrederikEngelmand

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry you had a stroke but could you please stop jIttering, you are disturbing the peace

@Semeyaza

8 жыл бұрын

+Frederik Olsen But they'll let you, if you do it silently and politely, ask for help with a text message. ;) Cheers

@jo08an09na

8 жыл бұрын

I wish that it's like that here in Canada too. Haha

@donjohn2239

8 жыл бұрын

+Joanna Paula Mabascog damn

The Bill Oddy mask though

i saw this episode ages ago but after having studied japanese for a number of years (and after having lived there) it's hilarious to watch them struggle with Japanese. The best part was when they were like "The ice-skating man with the picnic table...but that's a man on skis playing a harp next to it" hahaha exactly how I felt when I first started learning Japanese.

2:12 Dont try to match the symbols.. I know you are :D

@xxxtentacion8661

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

6:12 Machine: How much is it? Attendance: ¥250 Hammond: ???

@mukupro

4 жыл бұрын

Haikal Umar the numbers should be listed on the packaging omfg idiots

@thegamingsushicat5349

4 жыл бұрын

2.50

Nissan say it produces 470bhp and 1 car had 507 - that's quite a difference. I'd expect them to be slightly different, but not almost 40bhp.

@jaynee8581

4 жыл бұрын

As long as it's more bhp it's not bad

@TheBunnyDeveloper

4 жыл бұрын

Then one car has 200 hp

@taunokekkonen5733

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, but let's not believe everything they say. All AMG engines are hand-built and they publish their bhp. Also, why would the tolerances of a hand-built engine be so huge that bhp varies greatly across cars?

@farhannavas2690

3 жыл бұрын

Its like a surprise egg od horsepower from the company

@bmxriderforlife1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@taunokekkonen5733 its called under rating it so if you get a bad one it's still above what it's rated no matter what.

7:37 SUNLIGHT!!! *0.8 seconds later* it’s gone again. That part really killed me 😂😂😂😂

@dusanpredic5274

3 жыл бұрын

(Unpopular opinion) Tangara is the ugliest train in Sydney

the girl on the bicycle actually knew they are asking for the station😂駅ですね

@isntmypfpbeautiful5350

2 жыл бұрын

*駅だって

1:31 When you hear a new noise coming from your car and it doesn't sound good.

It all thanks to those two Japanese school girls.

@naws69

4 жыл бұрын

they probably had got married and have 2 babies by now

@HUGEPoWERFULPooPS

4 жыл бұрын

@@naws69 and you are still single.

@naws69

4 жыл бұрын

@@HUGEPoWERFULPooPS yes lol

@yaboi9419

3 жыл бұрын

@@naws69 damn

@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you

3 жыл бұрын

"Konichiwa. Um, station?" "chugu-chugishhh chugu-chugishh chugu-chugiisshhh"

0:35 1:50 2:12 3:11 Hammond has such strong "older brother taking care of younger brother" energy i love it

Notice How Richard said “Datsun” instead of “Nissan”

@143ba

4 жыл бұрын

thanks for your humour doc

@Tallahassee21

4 жыл бұрын

Oh that pisses me right off.

@angryboi801

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tallahassee21 nissan was called datsun the first time they came to the states

@angryboi801

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tallahassee21 nissan was called datsun the first time they came to the states

@Tallahassee21

3 жыл бұрын

No I know they were called datsun. It's just the way he says it reminded me of when they had the run to the border episode and he called the lfa a "celica" as to make fun of the car. I had a 1985 celica gt that I loved and it was like he was making fun of my baby.

As a Japanese, I really enjoyed watching this.

this was the first time i laid my eyes on the GTR, since then, it's been my dream car to have...

@aheccingdegenerate3859

5 жыл бұрын

so did you finally bought 1?

@mrtom2854

5 жыл бұрын

Eh. Each to his own.

@silverace08

2 жыл бұрын

tokyo drifting!

@harleyb7880

2 жыл бұрын

It hasn't aged after all these years... Still beautiful.

@1011wrestlemania

2 жыл бұрын

Im happy with my EM2

Who’s here after “James May: Our man in japan”

'' I like it when there is a sense of emergency in his voice, means something has went wrong '' Clarkson never change please....

Clarkson screaming “HELP!” made my day

This is the first time ever that I know of things like it is rude to use a telephone on the train in Japan. Thank you, Top Gear blokes.

Holy crap, how much translation text and voice has improved

Hold on mate there's a man shouting at me

Richards face when he’s caught speaking on the phone on the train is brilliant

1:24 HAHAHA!!! machine said, warning! lane restriction.

I was there. 12 years ago..

I laughed so hard at the scene which Jeremy screamed "HELP!!!" when the nav system announced the traffic jam on the way😂😂

it honestly must be nice to be on a awesome sports car through the Japanese countryside

この先、車線規制があります。注意して走行してください。 HELP!!!!!!

@gabrielgingras814

7 жыл бұрын

Eric R That part cracked me up.

@hypo382

6 жыл бұрын

Eric R I

@asta5907

6 жыл бұрын

*cough* weeb *cough*

@decodolly1535

5 жыл бұрын

One of my all time favourite Top Gear moments.

@BowlOfNoodles1

4 жыл бұрын

@@asta5907 *cough* Japanese people use the internet too *cough*

2:46 “it’s like being in a black and white film” 😆

The Datsun 😂

‘What a brilliant looking train’ This was when May knew he’d make a show travelling Japan

I love how Jeremy was screaming at an altezza to move out of the way

1:28 British soldier met a Japanese Imperial army giving information about her lost soldier - 1945 Colourized

6:40 r.i.p cameraman w all those speeding tickets😂😂

7:36 "SUNLIGHT...it's gone again"

I'm watching Top Gear while the neighbors are hoovering. It is already late in the evening. I'm so thankful to be watching this show.

サンダーバードはカッコ良いよね。 ジェームズ　流石、分かってる！！

all japanese ca-DING *the gps starts speaking japanese*

@michaelkowal3230

4 жыл бұрын

HELP!

I took a year of Japanese classes(although I've forgotten most of it) and it was pretty easy to pick up. The fact that it is entirely phonetic makes it simpler to remember words and phrases.

I recently watched this with my husband in the US. We enjoyed this episode a lot :) Thank you for coming to Japan!

This masterpiece is just never getting old.

I lost it at the "Bill Oddie" face mask

Ahahahaah when the car was in what I think was in voice command mode and started speaking Japanese. "Help!" xD

@Zuppzer

10 жыл бұрын

Oh cool, you saw the video too.

@danielcampos8596

10 жыл бұрын

MLGBongHits Oh, wow

@Zuppzer

10 жыл бұрын

Daniel Campos Wot m8?

they'd get suspicious when they see bill oddie driving that…isn't eco-friendly enough

Japan = Awesome

@lucuslovesyou2961

6 жыл бұрын

Na

@AimForMyHead81

6 жыл бұрын

Meta Mojo ya

@unregistredhypercam

4 жыл бұрын

はい

@wanderingronin6462

3 жыл бұрын

weeb

@m1co294

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how boring the world would be if Japan didn't exist No hentai, no anime, no GTR, no Honda, no VTEC, no Playstation, no Nintendo, etc.

Makes me want to go back to Japan. What a beautiful place, with the friendliest people.

0:57 “Yeah but that’s a man on skies playing the harp next to it which probably doesn’t mean train station” 😂

I've never been to Japan but I really want to go there it looks and sounds really intricate.

Love these three

Broadbent mentions he got his GTR because of this one...first video I go to watch xD

Jeremy Clarkson running in the 90s

Man on skis playing a harp😂😂😂😂

I love May's observations.

10+ years gone by..... Still in its full glory!

Jeremy's his reaction to the car talking to him is jsut priceless.

I wish we have Japanese efficiency in America for our trains. Free passes and an excuse for our bosses if we are late.

Year 2021, and I still came back here cuz I miss'em!

I will miss these more than anything.

Oh how I wish I did something like this when I was in Japan!

James and Richard trying to communicate was hilarious

11 years already ... you guys are the best 😔

The episode that got me hooked on top gear

*Hammond's face at **6:19** seems slappable*

Hammond and May could have taken the Nagano Shinkansen to Tokyo, which is a direct route.

@muzibourrehman7708

8 жыл бұрын

It wasn't there in 2010

@ph89787

5 жыл бұрын

If they decided to do a rematch, then possibly.

@Lew1s_205

5 жыл бұрын

Not sure if you...well....hmm, i dont think thats possible.

@sjappie5034

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lew1s_205 🤫🤫🤫

@huajiluhai

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not fun race to watch if one side clearly will win. The show made them take the longer route for a reason

Still is my fav top gear challenge so far

I remember this episode. Nice to se it again

Of coarse Tokyo was clear. They of all people would know to get the heck out of the way when Godzilla is coming through.

@HunterS0502

9 жыл бұрын

You Mean E.T's dad.

@FarikoWishless

9 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Tuve132

5 жыл бұрын

Jared Moore dude the only real godzillas are the r32, r33 and the r34

@ph89787

5 жыл бұрын

By Godzilla you mean Jeremy's ego?

@rhymeztubeofficial5538

5 жыл бұрын

Leipä the GTS-R r31 is beastly

James May sums up the life I'm having at the moment.

the races are my favorite bits ngl

I’m missing these old top gear so so much

"Don't try to match the symbols, I know you are." xD Richard knows James too well!

The thing what I like is the face mask... 😂😂😂 at 4:55

arguably the best piece of automotive engineering of the 21st century. wonderful car

Such hopelessness with these three, but some of the people you'll love the most.

James May's reaction to everything fascinating is hilarious.

@joebradfield6549

Жыл бұрын

Richard - I don’t care about the trains

"...the Datsun..." - I lost it.

These guys are so cool

Great! Thank you!

1:30 > HELP ! XD

4:02 and in India late could mean by entire day.. hahaha

this is amazing!!!!!

What a brilliant looking train