My sister got a 57% on a biology test yesterday. She was the highest scoring in her class. She said that was the first time she'd ever seen someone get a 2%

@brickpuncher1429

Жыл бұрын

Was Milk a classmate of hers?

@schrodingerscat3741

Жыл бұрын

sounds like the teacher fucked up

@yoio5559

Жыл бұрын

@@RizzlyBear2 sweet home alabama

@Rustclaw

Жыл бұрын

When I was in fifth grade, there was a popular kid who got two questions right on a 15 question test. Not hard questions either, just some things we had learned the past few weeks. REALLY EASY, as someone who isn’t good at math. The teacher had said beforehand they were going to read the scores out loud. I bet they regret they said that when they had to say one of their students got 2 questions right. I don’t know how they even failed the other questions To be fair, I always knew they were an idiot. They were a jerk, and clearly understood Fortnite better then anything else.

@kixxenwalla167

Жыл бұрын

@@RizzlyBear2 I'm not usually one to judge, but I hope your parents kept your sisters away from you. Heck, I hope everyone in your family hides their children when you're around. 😬

We had a chemistry teacher who screamed at our class "SOME OF YOU ARE THE REASON WHY BOTTLES OF SOAP HAVE INSTRUCTIONS" after someone ignored the safety rules and almost burnt a hole through someone's bag by messing around with a bunsen burner.

@shell_razor

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I love your teacher!

@clipsyoudontwatch

Жыл бұрын

r/thathappened

@Bowossum

Жыл бұрын

​@Clips you don’t watch we get nothing fun can happen in real life

@clipsyoudontwatch

Жыл бұрын

@@Bowossum this sounds incredibly unlikely tho

@Bowossum

Жыл бұрын

@@clipsyoudontwatch it sounds like something a teacher would say though.

Lexi calling cocaine "spicy sugar" is priceless

@justluna8729

Жыл бұрын

no, I’d call it “Sniffy Sugar”

@Twigznap

Жыл бұрын

special nose medicine

@thejudgmentalcat

Жыл бұрын

"No-no snow" is apparently what they call it in Ireland ☘️

@RQamr

Жыл бұрын

energy powder

@tryctophobia

Жыл бұрын

Adhd salt

I have no idea how people come up with such creative roasts, but I highly respect it. It's like the perfect roast with carrots, potatoes and onion, all the perfect spices and it melts into absolute hilariousness that leaves you satisfied with what you were given. It's a beautiful art.

@Twigznap

Жыл бұрын

sugar, spice, and not everything nice

@ethanrose9682

Жыл бұрын

@@Twigznap Spicy Sugar, Spice, and a whole lot more spice, but then everything changed when a secret ingredient was added in... HUMOR.

@doctorjay8673

Жыл бұрын

Sugar, spice, and a whole lotta spite

@johnhaggerty5510

3 ай бұрын

I think it helps that on the internet they have as long as they need

My friend once said to my other friend “you look like how a penny smells” and I laughed my ass off

@Capiosus

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: pennies dont smell, your hand oils smell when they get rubbed on pennies

@Nevertoleave

Жыл бұрын

Blood?

@DerangedPacman

Жыл бұрын

@@Capiosus so people dont smell when they refuse to take a shower for 2 months its just the natural oils of their body

*OP writes Colour in it's original British-English spelling* Lexi: "You sound pretentious" In my mind American English is just "English (Simplified)"

@gweegweezoozoo

Жыл бұрын

The u is based on french. color is the original spelling from latin.

@viddork

Жыл бұрын

Lexi: "Yo sond pretentios"

@phillipa666

Жыл бұрын

In Australia we spell colour with a u

@MeemahSN

Жыл бұрын

What made them sound pretentious was the fact that they used the American spelling for Honour, but the British spelling for Colour.

@birb_ie

Жыл бұрын

i thought the pretentious part was him saying its sophisticated?

Finally a lexi narrated video, robin can now take a break.

@DeltaMan867

Жыл бұрын

SIUUUUUUUU

@Gr0undXero

Жыл бұрын

Robin moment

@randomdude9228

Жыл бұрын

Robin Abuse Needs To Stop

@suanzalaltronsing4300

Жыл бұрын

Robin deserved it

@Milk-ck1wv

Жыл бұрын

i have a question about robin. is he bisexual or something?

3:02 You're basically right, but they started cutting unnessesary letters because they were charged by the letter, and wanted to make it cheaper, and the spellings just stuck.

@alexanderlambert295

Жыл бұрын

Not sure if that was only in the US. I know that down here in Aus we still keep the u's and other extra letters around.

@mickyj0101

Жыл бұрын

We still keep the u in UK as well

@I_Eat_Lemons

Жыл бұрын

Canada has kept the u's

@nielskoolstra

Жыл бұрын

American English is simplified English... Leaving letters out, or making them all an S (defence - defense) instead of an C or Z

@darkdruidsvale

Жыл бұрын

@@nielskoolstra wait, defence is a word? (Unsurprisingly my spellcheck disagrees but who's surprised by that)

my little brothers got hearing aids , he used to turn them off all the time and it was amazing to watch mom scream at him for 10 to 15 min

"Violently ignorant" Yes, this describes many people around me.

@jimwormmaster

Жыл бұрын

I prefer "militantly ignorant". Like violently ignorant, but by choice, which is far worse in my opinion.

7:56 If I remember right, the "kindergarten font" is actually _forced_ on some Samsung phones, you can't turn it off, and it overrides all fonts on webpages too.

@jackwastakenx2

Жыл бұрын

JESUS WHY

@WackoMcGoose

Жыл бұрын

@@jackwastakenx2 Probably for the same reason that, again on some Samsung phones AND tablets, you can't _change the default apps to non-Samsung apps_ either (say, you prefer the Google defaults, but it won't allow you to set things to open in those apps instead of Samsung's replacements). They're essentially the Apple of the Android world, "we know how you want to use your device, and if you think otherwise, you don't know yourself".

@HappilyHomicidalHooligan

Жыл бұрын

@@WackoMcGoose Thanks for that info... I will now NEVER buy a Samsung phone or tablet... No way in HELL will I allow my device to tell me how I want to use it or what defaults I want to use... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

@WackoMcGoose

Жыл бұрын

@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan My recommendation is actually to get a Pixel. Yes, it's made by Google. But, it runs Android One, which is _as close to stock Android as you can get without bootloader swapping,_ and you're probably using the Google default apps anyway so no need to change there. And you can still do things like homescreen replacers (sup Nova Launcher) and the other usual shenanigans, it doesn't get in your way. (Ironically, _my carrier_ is the one that's "getting in the way" in my case, even though I bought my Pixel 5 outright and just moved the old sim card into it, AT&T still somehow was able to "sideloading apps is disallowed by your carrier" it.)

The U was there because it looked French and the English had decided that French was sophisticated. The U was dropped in American English because Webster (the dictionary guy) felt it was unnecessarily complicating the language and it would help literacy to make the language easier to read and write.

these insults are rarer than my dad returning with the milk

@DeltaMan867

Жыл бұрын

Dang lol

@President_Starscream

Жыл бұрын

He left with the exact amount of change for the milk, but the price of milk increased on the way, and he's afraid to return without it.

@TrueChaos1951

Жыл бұрын

XD

@TheSpleefist

Жыл бұрын

holy shit this joke is more unoriginal than me

@Asertix357

Жыл бұрын

That just means your mom does the grocery shopping.

A decent insult: "if you were in a beauty (or something else) competition you would be the example of last place"

3:11 both color and colour are correct. One is british english, the other is american english. It's as easy as that.

@paradoxalpl5666

Жыл бұрын

Just dont mix them

7:55 Lexi the type of person to judge someone for having good handwriting cause "it's a very kindergarten thing to do"

My teachers all collectively called me bunny at least once from elementary school trough middle school, but in high school it became more of a true statement; at my high school it was a "funny" joke to run up behind a girl put a hand over her mouth and then whisper in their ear 'I'm going to r**p you' among other things, a kid did this to me and I panicked, my arms were held against my sides so I opened my mouth and bit him, I don't know how badly he got hurt in all honesty just that 3 teachers said he had to go get stitches and it took two American Football (this refers to the style) coaches to remove my jaw from his hand, after this no one tried to grab me from behind and if someone was getting "funny" teachers would said 'Don't go pulling are bunnies tail'.

@KopKing11

Жыл бұрын

Jeez

@meadowmcminn1772

Жыл бұрын

@@KopKing11 Why are you jeezing me? was it the I heard he had to get stitches part?

@KopKing11

Жыл бұрын

@@meadowmcminn1772 yeah, also what you heard for him to get the stitches

4:09 Finally, an insult that perfectly encapsulates how I feel about Sprint.

8:14 As someone who lives in italy for now 7 years, i can assure you they act like this irl 80% of time

@FuryJack07

Жыл бұрын

As someone who has been living in Italy since birth, I can assure you that you're wrong. It's AT LEAST 90% of the time. I'm really lucky my mum is in that remaining 10%

OOOOH. I like that one at 1:04 Tone can be hard to discern in text for some, but word choice does play a big role. Keep that in mind, folks. Also, I hope you're all having a lovely day :D Happy to hear Lexi again, as always

@frostytheiceberg1127

Жыл бұрын

Henlo latias! :>

@darkdruidsvale

Жыл бұрын

the annoying bit is that including tone via words also makes the message 3 times longer than it needs to be XD

@AlyxTheProtogen

Жыл бұрын

It's the commenter. I hope you're having a fantastic day!

@beckoningjinx1119

Жыл бұрын

What sucks is when the receiver reads a different tone than the sender wrote. It's best to not read tone in plain text. SaRcAsTiC or EXCITED/ANGRY are much easier to not mess up

@darkdruidsvale

Жыл бұрын

@@beckoningjinx1119 yeah, that’s generally why I stick to simple comments, when I’m reading I usually see comments as “snarky” or “aggressive”

6:37 As a Deaf person, this is INSANELY accurate. I can just turn off my hearing aids. It's like I can mute any annoying person at will.

3:05 Almost. It started from newspapers charging advertisers by the letter.

@mikerada2773

Жыл бұрын

It was Webster who wanted to standardize the language, take it back to Latin roots, he is the one who cemented the way we spell it and it wasn’t because it was cheaper for him to drop a letter. If it was because if charging per letter why wouldn’t we truncate many many more words?

Honestly, what irks me most about the teacher isn't the pure nonsense of trying to assign modern gender identities to characters created 30-40 years ago, but that the teacher didn't do the research properly. Yoshi never had a "trans" controversy, it was Birdo, due to the Super Mario Bros 2 instruction booklet describing Birdo as a male who thinks he is a girl. A teacher who fails the basic research on something so well-known and easily researchable casts serious doubt on the rest of her claims.

The two that really got me to the point of nearly blacking out laughing were the proctology examination of the rabid skunk and the "cat that barks". The one that *succeeded* was the bit about checking the battery in the carbon monoxide detector.

@Hufflepuff_cookie

10 ай бұрын

I made the horrible decision of watching this while getting ready for bed, and nearly died while trying not to get toothpaste every from laughing while brushing my teeth. I mostly succeeded.

@wolf1066

10 ай бұрын

@@Hufflepuff_cookie I was laughing my arse off all the way through this and seriously laughed so hard at the carbon monoxide comment that I blacked out and fell off my chair. Came to on the floor.

Lexi saying "he looks like a spider who snorted an awful lot of spicy sugar" and "I know that type of person, the type to put their keyboard in the dishwasher to clean it" are r/rareinsults in themselves 😂💀

Lexi: says Arse to keep the language of. British people (Londoners in particular): She's becoming •°*one of us*°•

@fedethegreat88

Жыл бұрын

Why all the symbols

@Cyanna.Scribe

Жыл бұрын

@@fedethegreat88°•*( ^•^) SpåRklēS.

@fedethegreat88

Жыл бұрын

@@Cyanna.Scribe Honestly fair enough

Thank you, Lexi! Every time I need a little pick me up, you show up! You're like a snarky superhero who has one goal... slapping people in the face with unicorns and rainbows. I imagine your catchphrase being "I am here to make you smile!" Tornado of rainbows and unicorns! "You ARE smiling now, right? RIGHT?!"

3:44 This one reminds me of another roast I heard. “If your brain was made of dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”

3:18 so THAT'S how the sylvasta guy from BNA didn't look so inbred that he had 4 legs, 6 arms, and being so crosseyed that it puts a new spin on "eyes in the back of your head"

I take a chair from a different table while doing group work in school to create chaos where the "extra" chair goes but jokes on them there is no extra chair

in high school i got a 3% on an AP calculus exam. and it was a multiple choice test.

@-alovelygaycat-

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I was about to laugh at you but I would probably end up doing the exact same.

@viddork

Жыл бұрын

Next time, just choose "a" for everything. Theoretically, you should do about 8X better.

@themenacingpenguin.7152

Жыл бұрын

Could expect nothing less from calculus, Its like a long dead and ancient forbidden language that crawls out of hell to consume the soul of 40 math students daily.

7:43 he looks like a giga chad going though reverse puberty

0:24 dude looks like if nic cage joined BTS

" I feel like his mother once put him in the oven"

@kewoshk

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@chaosonyoutube3551

Жыл бұрын

@@kewoshk 🔥🔥🔥💀🔥🔥🔥

Wait, I wasn't supposed to put my keyboard in the dishwasher to clean it? Excuse me a minute...*sprints toward kitchen*

Calling a shih tzu a cat that barks is an insult to all cats

@DakalaShade

Жыл бұрын

It's more of an overly-fuzzy rat that barks, not a cat, I agree.

My grandpa turned off his hearing aid all the time. He was dying in the hospital. The preacher came into to speak to him and he turned it off, and just nodded along. He did not know he accepted Jesus Christ, and became a born again Christian right before he died. XD

its crazy how quickly lexi's commentary can help a rough day :]

Every Time I hear Lexi's voice my day just gets better I swear to god, her voice it's so cute 😭

"This is not my uber blood order" I AM DEAD XD

tbf on the "colour" "color" thing, i just think the added "u" looks neat but that's just the neat part tbh i always almost spell honorary "honourary" now LMAO

3:30 that is a rare insult in of its self " a spider that has just snorted an awful lot of spicy sugar"

3:12 So, the dropping letters for newspapers is actually a myth. The real reason is that when the Webster dictionary was written, words were changed to have a more phonetic spelling in order for immigrants to have an easier time learning English. I did a short research project on this for my language class.

11:18 **teacher says Yoshi is Trans** Bitch, Birdo and Vivian are RIGHT THERE!

2:54 it's also the Canadian way, why can nobody ever remember that

2:39 its british

1:54 I like how they censored the subscribe button as if to prevent anyone from seeing if they are subscribed, even though KZread has updated it so it's white if your not subscribed.

3:12 the British not only taxed tea, sugar, and other things but also letters so America dropped some redundant letters to save money

1:09 I'm sorry... the botching of matryoshka got to me...

benadryl cabbagepatch is a very handsome man :)

2:54 The reason the American language stopped using the letter u in some words like color is because we were cheap. Back when the newspaper and printing press first came about they charged per letter so some words lost some letters.

@mikerada2773

Жыл бұрын

Actually not really true. It was Webster standardizing the dictionary and going back to Latin roots for color. Which was long after the printing press and newspapers first came out, the printing press was around for long before the US was

0:46 This is like a "Only someone who knows the right answers can answer them all wrong" situation

7:30 we all know it’s dream.

11:48 Princesss Daisy would fit right in in the cult of Dionysus one of the rules is to be Polyamorous. She's definitely looking glamorous. All we need is wine women and wonderful vices welcome to the cult of Dionysus.

@agent_llama2930

Жыл бұрын

You are quite cultured I see

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

@@agent_llama2930 Yes, yes I am.

I do air cadets in the UK, once saw a fellow cadet spinning, pretending to be a radar, I called him 'a convincing Durex advert'

The commentary at 12:50 now has me picturing an EmKay wheelie bin driving through MD with Lexi dragging Robin and Jack in a wheelbarrow behind her

Wait... I'm not the only one who remembers the Animorphs!? I was half convinced those books were a fever dream.

9:10 isn't a rare insult, that's just a sick burn

there is nothing wrong with eating the buttons off a remote

@Cyanna.Scribe

Жыл бұрын

How could they be when they are so çRûñçHy?

11:35 Seems like she got Yoshi and Birdo confused. Birdo is the trans one.

The most magnificent minds coming up with the most ruthless roasts

Birdo actually originally was a male dressing up as a girl. Now nintendo says shes female. I don’t know if they went back on that original statement or embraced it.

finally a lexi narrated video, I can sleep well tonight

10:32 this dude looks like the vampire enemies in Serious Sam 4 lmao

Lexi is my favorite narrator

I actually played a cyberpunk RPG where one of my players had a character that had their eardrums burst due to some consecutive failed rolls and needed cybernetic ears. He turned it to his _advantage_ in exactly the same way that this gal did. 😂

Yes! More rare insults please, those are my favorite together with cursed comments

0:54 the first post was sarcasm 💀

2:04 That's a legit way to wash some type of keyboards, tho.

@charginginprogresss

Жыл бұрын

8:18 by mentioning junk food you kinda prove op's point though

The reason why U.S spellings are shortened is because newspapers charged by the amount of characters and so they just made it cheaper

12:54 same energy as "why do you call it when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"

5:43 monsters inc voice was freaking perfect

“He looks like judgmental raw pasta”

When i was a kid i used to eat the buttons on the remote... so chewy

These insults are rarer than how a lion eats steak

@aquariumfish-i4h

Жыл бұрын

You just rare insulted rare insults

3:03 Lexi, this is how Non-American English Speakers spell, American English is fucked on to many extents

11:19 Probably the funniest thing about this is that there *is* a confirmed trans character in Mario, but it isn’t Yoshi. It’s *Birdo.*

In reference to the 'gas powering an ant's motorcycle around a penny' Southern-style saying, the one I heard that I really liked was "If brains were birdshit, we'd never have to clean your cage". Don't think it's a real saying, think it was from a movie, but I got a kick out of it.

There are some people in this world that don’t know the difference between a chad & an awful person A chad breaks the rules because the rules they break are dumb An awful person breaks the rules because they’re mindless people that are breaking the good rules

@NENJUK0NRANCHU

Жыл бұрын

I laughed at this comment for a good 5 minutes due to how cringy it is

Cocaine being called “spicy sugar” is the best thing ever

Ah yes, r/rareinsults, one of my favorite subreddits to be read here on the channel!! 😄

I had a coworker that my dad met who my dad claimed looked like his face was too small for his head. And I could never unsee it again...

"If I can type one less letter, efficiency yay" Britain: p e a s a n t s

3:00 It can be color or colour, adding the U is for UK and AUS spelling and not having the U is for US spelling so the person in green might of learnt from one of those 2

3:15 the U was taken out of the word color because newspapers used to charge by the letter so removing the U made it more affordable to get company articles in the news

Lexi, Lexi, Lexi. We've all had to interact with keyboards that SHOULD be run through the dishwasher. Don't discourage that, rather encourage the longer drying time that requires (and tell them to turn off the drying cycle....)

I think there was a show which had episide that "With technology of that time, it would be more difficult to fake it then do it."

2:01 the licking thing is used to prevent papercuts.

"they say god made beautiful things, but look who made you" -just wanted to

12:39 bro it's so true tho people really suck at driving here💀

At 3:56, ive always heard that saying as "If brains were gas you wouldn't have enough to drive a piss-ants motorcycle through the inside loop of a cheerio"

3:02 It’s true. At the time, newspapers charged by the letter so people left letters out of words like “colour” and “honour”, and for some reason it stuck.

As someone from Maryland I can confirm that Maryland drivers suck AND I saw a recycling bin going by itself on the road. The second one was because of flash flooding but that's not the point!

The "u" was dropped from honour, colour, etc. (among other spelling reforms) when Noah Webster was compiling his American dictionaries in the 1820s to make American English spelling more represent how it was spoken.

4:39 they were very chewy alrigth they felt good to chew

I was told I was adopted and my witty remark was if im adopted then you were rejected from the parents club

0:35 guy named milk

bro the ani-morphs fricking scared me as a kid but damn lmao

7:03: I agree, that is really good life advice.

I know that in South Africa I grew up peeling "colour" (color) and "favourite" (favorite) with a "U". Idk why "colour" has a "U" but "favourite" is acceptable because "favour" has a "U" unless you spell "favour" like "favor" then idk...