The fact that Kenny matched with someone on one of these posts is a plot twist I never saw coming.

@RandomKenny

Жыл бұрын

I was editing the post and I was like "Why does this look so familiar? Have I edited this post in a previous video or something" and then I was like, wait a moment, surely not. So I checked my previous matches and blow my own mind!

@frostbitedragon9

Жыл бұрын

and its an amazing twist. more proof hes the best editor

@derivativename1359

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomKenny that is a HUGE coincidence!

@DrWhoFanJ

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomKenny Oh, you’re so random, Kenny! 😜 Seriously, though, a guy as funny and talented as you should have dates coming out of his ears! Heck, *I’d* date you off this evidence if I were near enough! 😲

@B3XBP0

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomKenny that's frickin awesome dude 😂

The fact that Kenny HAS a tinder profile means you can match with him and potentially end up here

@Sparky579

Жыл бұрын

Fake female accounts go brrr

@jayyh_01

Жыл бұрын

boutta passport to their general location and get me some negative internet points 😎

@decepticusprevails

Жыл бұрын

content has to come from somewhere lol

@justaperson4656

Жыл бұрын

In his basement?

Context for Brittany: a "rainbow baby" is a baby conceived and born after a previous miscarriage, having a baby after a miscarriage is considered very special

@crypticumbra1016

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the explanation. My guesses would've been worse than that and clearly off the mark. She still seems to have painted herself into a corner with those restrictions though.

@Elite_Defender

10 күн бұрын

guess that makes me a double rainbow baby, considering i’m the firstborn after 2 consecutive miscarriages

"It's way better to be under dogs." Okay. Wow. I did eventually figure out he meant "underdogs", like the antonym of "favourite to win", but the first interpretation my mind assigned to that sentence was, "oh dear lord this man enjoys being mounted by dogs."

@gg_endgame

Жыл бұрын

Same here.💀

@imanalligator9694

Жыл бұрын

To be honest i didn't get the joke until i read this comment so

@xd._.28234

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

What are the chances that editor Kenny matched with someone who’s post they were editing

@rileymilkman

Жыл бұрын

fr

@infinixuty

Жыл бұрын

Millions to one!

This reddit just seems like casual roasts to them or the other person with the other person not realizing at first

@joshuagraham1800

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah because it's not real.

@chloeherriot

Жыл бұрын

it’s like people have to add /s or /j after everything they say otherwise the other person will take it too seriously

I think Robin says “I can’t read today” in every video he does and I respect that

@lisaty5937

Жыл бұрын

And sometimes it's too true... I adore Robin, but when he actually misreads stuff in a way that changes the meaning of the post and then calls the posting person stupid (as in 1:49), it makes me a little uneasy.

@merryavant

3 ай бұрын

@@lisaty5937Yeah I agree, it pretty much ruins it.

7:41 explanation! Rainbow baby is what people refer to a pregnancy which happens after a miscarriage or stillborn. Basically something happened in her previous pregnancy causing the infant to “not be alive” (ytb censor), and now she has a presumably successful pregnancy. Apologies if its too wordy, im open to advice on fixing it!

@petloverspy

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god that is so not what I thought it meant, thank you 😅

"Romance is not dead, it's on life support" -Robin 2023 Imma steal this

16:07 you can just feel Robin fumbling the quick time event, realizing it'd be uninteresting to use "died" twice and instead of choosing "sick" or "ran over" decided upon "blown up."

I like how that one woman was all "only platonic low intensity stuff before marriage" and then finished with Domination and pegging. Hell of a whiplash.

@joelmole3157

10 ай бұрын

It reeks of someone who is sexually repressed and wants to get married to bang.

"If your height begins with 5, your bank better have 5 zeroes. " 4 ft mf'ers: *We're in*

Tinder, the best, and most chaotic subreddit. And..strange

@IdiotFromNorway08

Жыл бұрын

True lmao

@elianhg2144

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, my facorite subreddit, instagram

@Klekeec

Жыл бұрын

@@elianhg2144 yes my favorite

@iambabyyoda5522

Жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow aroace watcher Have a good ace day!

" Romance is not dead. It's on life support." -robin 2023

What are the odds that Kenny found and matched with Emma

I have discovered a fundamental flaw in my personality. "SKILL ISSUE" is a hilarious response to me .

I love the high standards ones because none of them are people that deserve someone that matches all those checkmarks.

Robin: talks about how keyboard warriors have a lot of strength because they hide behind anime profile pictures. Me: *looks at editor Kenny who is characterized by an anime character* Kenny, Kenny please I’m sorry, I didn’t know the real definition of keyboard warrior.

@IdkIlikeHistory

Жыл бұрын

Pfft-

@kiiturii

Жыл бұрын

but is he a keyboard warrior?

@runningthemeta5570

Жыл бұрын

@@kiiturii have you seen editors? I think they count.

@kiiturii

Жыл бұрын

@@runningthemeta5570 uhh.. I don't think you know what a keyboard warrior is lol

@runningthemeta5570

Жыл бұрын

@@kiiturii oh no, don’t tell me it’s something bad. I thought the person was just really good with computers

1:38 well that escalated quickly 2:27 the update we need: “anyway we’re getting married now”

that interaction with Caleb was damn sweet

Tone in text is why we invented emojis and new uses for punctuation.

The update from Kenny was the closure I didn’t know I needed. That girl is hilarious.

tinder isn't even a dating site anymore lmao

Way to go Kenny! Hope it all works out good for you both ^^

I don’t get the height thing tbh. I’m 5’10 and my husband is also 5’10 and I love that. I cannot imagine thinking less of him because he’s not 6’5

@woopyboi

Жыл бұрын

"Nah, he's gotta be 8'11 or he's too short." - Toxic Dater logic

@kitindra

Жыл бұрын

when he's 5'12 instead of 6'

@minithegameguy4674

Жыл бұрын

he's gotta be 355'1 or he's useless

@_t.m_

Жыл бұрын

My bf is a little bit taller than me but we're both fairly short, he's the perfect height for me to hug and I make him feel tall so it's pretty sweet lmao

@RisingRevengeance

Жыл бұрын

I think its fine to have a preference but you dont have to treat people like crap like these people do

1:55 yelling 'are you stupid' while being too dense to read 1 sentence correctly is a work of art really.

"are you stupid" he says as he reads the post wrong lol

Kenny and Meme girl are now my OTP

He said I hope god ignores you, not himself xD

5:07 BRO THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD LINE imagine like "Applebees" "See you at 6 then"

Virgin AND sexually adventurous?! Bro, the adventurer equivalent of a virgin is someone who's never even seen grass.

Lmao kenny you really did match with emma😂 Hope it goes great brother!

No, actually: "I hit a fence and tree with my car" "Skill issue" is fucking hilarious. That's such a good joke in that context.

I love getting Editor Kenny lore

When he said "I'm playing war zone" and she asked "what's that?"... Like, what did she think he was doing? Running around making gun noises and pretending to drive a tank?

@liability443

Жыл бұрын

Not only that, how is owning a gaming console a turnoff? like tf? If you've dated 2 dudes with a game console and didn't like them, thats a YOU problem goodness gracious me.

@gangstablook5846

11 ай бұрын

When I say "I'm playing Fallout" and she says "What's that?" Like what did you think I was doing, nuking the entire planet?

No matter what they say about your height, you still got a selfie with Captain America, dude.

I just checked, and adults can enter Legoland theme parks without a child. You usually need a child with you to go into the Legoland discovery centers, but some of those do also have adult only evenings where adults can go in by themselves. I do think it’s kind of dumb to require that you bring a child with you to get into these places, because it implies that you have to give up having fun as soon as you turn 18 (which is BS, adults should be allowed to enjoy things too)

@pennyforyourthots

Жыл бұрын

The only thing I can assume is that it's a safety or liability thing. Lots of children congregating in a single place.

@heartofthewild680

Жыл бұрын

@@pennyforyourthots OK but if that’s the case why are there none for adults? We wanna have fun too. (Actually that might be a really good idea. An indoor play place exclusively for adults who miss their childhood and want to go back to a time before they realized that adulthood is not what they were promised)

I think that last one is actually positive. If 5' needs five 0's, 6' would need to be a millionaire. Our 1' short kings can get there with a tenner.

These people on tinder with some of these requirements are essentially causing eugenics.

@melchiorlise2466

Жыл бұрын

I don't understand

@Raven_Keeper

Жыл бұрын

@@melchiorlise2466 eugenics is the process of selecting certain traits that one considers superior. By having such harsh requirements, you are breeding out traits you don't like. It's what the Nazi's were doing to create their master race.

nerly 23 minutes of reasons why i am not on any dating site 😳

@gangstablook5846

11 ай бұрын

What he said

SWF is an acronym stemming from Craigslist hookup culture. It means Single White Female. Hope that helps

11:00 that reads like a bitter ex who made an account to make fun of their ex

@ashecatchem

Жыл бұрын

that’s what i was thinking!

5 zeroes with a comma can be a lot less if you use the European method of switching commas and periods with decimals

4:14 So, people aren't allowed to just have a hobby? Okay, there goes all of my career opportunities.

you do not need kids to go to Legoland. I went without kids. But tbf it was in the middle of the night, to do my 2nd job contracting work on taking down their Halloween shit and beginning to set up their Christmas shit

Dang who would've knew the most recent EzPz editor is matched with Kenny.

@alrecks619

Жыл бұрын

I think i can tell the connection because Emma used neco arc noises as censor edits.

Normally these videos just make me lose faith in humanity, but this one was entertaining

0:45 : "I only want ale if it starts with c and ends with b Me : *crab*

1:39 That sounds like every Discord conversation ever

Skill issue 😂😂😂

12:16 “it's on life support ” help me I am dying

i love the amount that he reads wrong and then just commits to as if it was right

16:20 any time someone tells me that kind of thing i give the sort of genaric "ooh fuck, im sorry to hear that. i know how bad [whatever] can feel. i hope things work out"

Honestly, a lot of women on dating apps are like the neckbeards of reddit, rude, shallow and have nothing to offer. The imbalance between the amount of men and women on dating really seems to inflate their ego.

I do not have anything like Instagram or Snapchat. I don't really care for social media. I have a boyfriend and we have been in each other's lives for many years. You don't "need" social media or anything of the sort to find a significant other. Just having common ground (we are both in the furry community) and have time to build a relationship. Social media and the internet can help, but you can find love anywhere.

9:45 This is something that I would send to one of my friends because they unironically have a lot of these issues but they joke about it a lot

22:15 for anyone who is curious… SWF is single white female

Man, that one dude had some major paradoxes in his statement. It has to be a troll post. How is a virgun supposed to be sexually adventurous? Also, im not sure what a size 00 is, but I imagine it'll be hard to keep that size and regularly have hamburgers...

Alright, Kenny!🤣

Emkay just completely depletes my faith in humanity

@Hamburger2005

Жыл бұрын

Stop watching it. You'll regain your humanity.

@jgcoverkknot5701

Жыл бұрын

Please make this the top comment

@gangstablook5846

11 ай бұрын

You mean you have any left?

7:51 A rainbow baby is the term for the child born/conceived after a miscarriage or still birth, upsetting topic but I’m glad that she is going to have a baby even if her bio is a big confusing

You wants someone with a SYMMETRICAL FACE?? WHAT?

18:34 nothing but the average conversation between best friends 😅😅

5:40 i can't tell a difference in intent behind the voice and that scares me. idk why

I agree with the height/weight bullcrap like I'm not here to give you a physical. That's up with you and your doctor. 🤨

Omg editor Kenny is that you! Love editor Kenny

21:20 "Did you have a sexual identity crisis in the military?" "I'm asking if you banged some dudes." That's a sexuality crisis. Not a sexual identity crisis.

16:38 this made my day slurm

20:42 I don't see a problem, it's just minimalistic and humble

Another successful "I'm not touching tinder for a fortnight after watching this video", thanks. 😁👍 I'll take no messages over pretty much every one of those interactions.

@christophergoldshot9028

Жыл бұрын

Mmmmmm yeah ppl weird tbh

@christophergoldshot9028

Жыл бұрын

I mean I am still getting used to having less limbs on this body

@crypticumbra1016

Жыл бұрын

@@christophergoldshot9028 ........I have no idea what to say to that, except maybe "hope you're doing ok there my dude" 🤗

@christophergoldshot9028

Жыл бұрын

@@crypticumbra1016 yes I was only saying it's hard to acclimate with two pair of limbs instead of 6

@crypticumbra1016

Жыл бұрын

@@christophergoldshot9028 oh, lol. Thought you might say something like your fifth limb is in recovery and that's the reason for a break from tinder. 😄

I feel like half of these aren't even Tinder, it's just Hinge.

@gangstablook5846

11 ай бұрын

Most of them are unhinged if that counts

I think a photo with Chris Evans (or any celebrity that isn't a douchebag) is an accomplishment in itself.

My girlfriend saw the thumbnail and because my name is Ethan, she gave me a huge disappointed look in the eyes. Why you gotta do this to me man.

@moonlight2487

Жыл бұрын

I hope she understands that many people can have the same names. Good luck to you.

@RisingRevengeance

Жыл бұрын

Why you gotta be like that Ethan?

@moonlight2487

Жыл бұрын

@@RisingRevengeance 😆

22:38 A bank account with 5 zeros and a comma? 1,000.00

22:15 Single White Female I have never been on a dating site (except okcupid but that was for the quizzes back in the oughts)

1:56 Says he, after misreading the simple sentence and getting mad at it not making sense:

This channel is basically a reminder that the internet is wild.

the girl with the list?? go to therapy i’m begging you 😭

@gangstablook5846

11 ай бұрын

Why are you crying? That's her therapist's job

Why is snap necessary today? I don’t get it. Please, someone tell me. I think I’m too old to get it.

As an Ethan the thumbnail gave me an aneurysm

GOOD LUCK KENNY

YOU READ THE "GOD IGNORES YOU" ONE INCORRECTLY AGGGGGHHHHHH

Rainbow baby is the term for a baby after a miscarriage, stillbirth, or baby that passed soon after birth.

Watching this... lowers my hopes of finding a date. SIGNIFICANTLY.

I am pretty sure that anyone who asks for Snap exclusively wants to send/receive nudes. Even random folks I have met online that want Snap all seem to want that, so I'm convinced that's the only reason they ask on Tinder. >~> Which means to me if you ask and you don't have one, and they're like "lol not interested" they weren't really interested in dating ... not that, that's what that is used for anymore.

When I googled "SWF", I got "Sovereign Wealth Fund", and assumed it was that since he said looking for million dollar baby

@BarnacleBoy42069

Жыл бұрын

I think it stands for single white female but I could be wrong

@justinpro5211

Жыл бұрын

@@BarnacleBoy42069 Oh it definitely does, but it was funny to get it as the first result lol

3:30 Ah yes, the Annoying Dog. Edit: I appreciate the Undertale/Deltarune music in this video

Damn that keyboard looks awesome tho 😂

19:11 me seeing the screenshot: man charge your darn phone

5:48 The thing is, that texts can show emotions with emoticons and proper grammer. "Where then? Put your money, where your mouth is." OR "Where then xD? Let see you "put your money where your mouth is" lol." I think both of these convey different messages? I might be wrong though.

20:31 I think I figured it out I think it from friends(the show) were Monica is telling Chandler the pleasure spots of a woman. Monica then says a string of number referring to points while she gets progressively more excited wall saying each number. I am sorry but I don't remember the episode

@gangstablook5846

11 ай бұрын

Yep, that's it. They don't show that one often tbh

8:50 She's only five years older than him, Lmao.

100K views like Kenny predicted

2:25 damn kenny our here with the doxx /j

10:27 this person is ableist lol

To all the people who think height is important: *I hope you get arrested for a crime you didn't commit.*

The numbers from the "ginger joke" girl are from the TV show Friends.

3:15 I know it. Repprt the convo,cause the i jate you line,is personal,aggressive,and could be a threat,ao not just block,hit report in evry category

as a guy named ethan, i can say that he is one of our kind

20:28 I would just say the classic line:Got no bitches? So your momma doesn't count?