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  • @dzoni020
    @dzoni0203 жыл бұрын

    "Hi sexy,i'm Lexi" BREAKING NEWS: Deppresion rate drops to 0%

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aww, Lexie has the best positive effects of peope, huh?

  • @jenanning8867

    @jenanning8867

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me: zdfergnervojn-wha-what?

  • @tomthesprog7714

    @tomthesprog7714

    3 жыл бұрын

    I still have depression

  • @-mrquackers-4495

    @-mrquackers-4495

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @voidvacancy6948

    @voidvacancy6948

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lexi has single handedly cured my depression

  • @birb180
    @birb1803 жыл бұрын

    I love how all the narrators have little phrases that rhyme with their names meanwhile poor Robins just like "sup"

  • @victoriaflanders8739

    @victoriaflanders8739

    3 жыл бұрын

    "What's up, I'm Robin you"

  • @evanelzinga282

    @evanelzinga282

    3 жыл бұрын

    What’s poppin I’m robin

  • @ihaveasthma2356

    @ihaveasthma2356

    3 жыл бұрын

    get this to 69 likes and if it did NICE

  • @dazedjay2495

    @dazedjay2495

    3 жыл бұрын

    “What’s throbbin, I’m Robin”

  • @fathiakhalisap.6355

    @fathiakhalisap.6355

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Whats poppin, im Robin"

  • @kainailo7608
    @kainailo76083 жыл бұрын

    Lexi: “Puppies are better, fight me” God I love her attitude, and completely agree with her

  • @user-dt3of5gr2f

    @user-dt3of5gr2f

    3 жыл бұрын

    Her... it sounds like a him even though her name is lexi or is that just an accent

  • @kainailo7608

    @kainailo7608

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@user-dt3of5gr2f Lexi is a trans woman. Meaning she was a guy and now is a woman, that’s why I call Lexi a her. Also Lexi’s pronouns are she/her

  • @user-dt3of5gr2f

    @user-dt3of5gr2f

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kainailo7608 ok I thought so.

  • @CowKirbo

    @CowKirbo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kainailo7608 good to know it's really nice to know exactly what she is as a person for respect reasons

  • @ViperZero523

    @ViperZero523

    3 жыл бұрын

    And that's why my gf's nickname is puppy

  • @SkunkApe407
    @SkunkApe4073 жыл бұрын

    Lexi and Robin have to be the best presenters on this channel. They both go through all five stages of grief while reading these scripts, and listening to it is absolutely fantastic.

  • @Stabbingparrot

    @Stabbingparrot

    Жыл бұрын

    You forgot Damien. He is good too

  • @SkunkApe407

    @SkunkApe407

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Stabbingparrot he's fine, but his voice can wear on my nerves sometimes. Definitely not his fault, I'm just weird.

  • @galaxygorl

    @galaxygorl

    10 ай бұрын

    @@SkunkApe407omg someone else no offense to him but I just can’t stand to listen to a Damien-narrated video because his voice just annoys me for no reason

  • @greenapple9477

    @greenapple9477

    4 ай бұрын

    What about Jack? He's great too! Especially when he randomly starts singing 😂

  • @SkunkApe407

    @SkunkApe407

    4 ай бұрын

    @@greenapple9477 Jack is definitely great, but Lexi and Robin are my faves. Jack completes the Holy Trinity, though.

  • @mrincognito8764
    @mrincognito87643 жыл бұрын

    Lexi: “Remember kids, don’t Jesus and drive.” She’s right if you do you’ll end up with him.

  • @No-oo2ug

    @No-oo2ug

    3 жыл бұрын

    She?

  • @mrincognito8764

    @mrincognito8764

    3 жыл бұрын

    No Lexi is trans she goes by pronouns she or her

  • @thebratwurst

    @thebratwurst

    3 жыл бұрын

    I remember a if this man could talk, so many of you could go to jail... ...and here that man is

  • @joshuamarquez693

    @joshuamarquez693

    3 жыл бұрын

    She?

  • @joshuamarquez693

    @joshuamarquez693

    3 жыл бұрын

    Her channel is none of my concern

  • @dti6342
    @dti63423 жыл бұрын

    Yes, I Jesus

  • @abigailislost8596

    @abigailislost8596

    3 жыл бұрын

    DØTI Yes, am to jesus

  • @jayhamptonnn

    @jayhamptonnn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here before this comment blows up for no reason

  • @scp0535

    @scp0535

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do not jesus

  • @FangzwithaZ

    @FangzwithaZ

    3 жыл бұрын

    Finally a comment that's first and is related to the video

  • @justsomerandombananawithin3705

    @justsomerandombananawithin3705

    3 жыл бұрын

    H A H A

  • @jomogaming2
    @jomogaming23 жыл бұрын

    "I didn't expect crappy design to make my insomnia worse, but here we are" You and me both, Lexi. You and me both.

  • @imariot6493
    @imariot64933 жыл бұрын

    "I will come to your factory with 3 bagpipes and an accordian, DO NOT TEST ME." Best line

  • @bonesby__
    @bonesby__3 жыл бұрын

    "What's up sexy, I'm lexi!" Me: *Completly caught off guard and happy*

  • @definitelynotchris

    @definitelynotchris

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love that part

  • @definitelynotchris

    @definitelynotchris

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@user-dw1es8nk2l what

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l

    @user-dw1es8nk2l

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@definitelynotchris what

  • @definitelynotchris

    @definitelynotchris

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@user-dw1es8nk2l your name says 15 years ago and it confused me

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l

    @user-dw1es8nk2l

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@definitelynotchris ok

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef94653 жыл бұрын

    Ever notice how people with "Jesus take the wheel" bumper stickers always have the most damage to their cars? Not surprising, homeboy's blood is pure wine.

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    As someone who doesn't believe in any kind of religion, i agree.

  • @wannabewyvern

    @wannabewyvern

    3 жыл бұрын

    my social studies teacher pointed out that Jesus lived before cars so he couldn’t drive, therefore asking him to drive is pointless

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wannabewyvern this is with no doubt the best comment ive seen.

  • @PonandCon9025

    @PonandCon9025

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus would been a pretty bad driver tbh, he turned his blood into wine, he has no experience with driving, and he'd always floor it.

  • @e.r.i.n_
    @e.r.i.n_3 жыл бұрын

    ‘Incompetent Rutabaga’ is my new go-to insult, thanks Lexi! ♥️

  • @AnythingButBecky1127
    @AnythingButBecky11273 жыл бұрын

    Lexi's voice is calming. She just makes me so happy

  • @theimprovisor8998

    @theimprovisor8998

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cant Lexi be a guys name, or is that just a girl with a low bass voice

  • @AnythingButBecky1127

    @AnythingButBecky1127

    3 жыл бұрын

    Idk but I think Lexi is a trans woman (male to female, or MTF)

  • @teddybear9544

    @teddybear9544

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES LEXI IS A GAIRL !!!

  • @Agente47_69

    @Agente47_69

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@teddybear9544 gailr is a new world and I like it

  • @1SKRAAC1D

    @1SKRAAC1D

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@theimprovisor8998 girl

  • @skelebratz
    @skelebratz3 жыл бұрын

    *all of lexi’s insults catch me off guard like a tumblr post saying that someone’s bones are hungry but they won’t be for long*

  • @TheLexikitty

    @TheLexikitty

    3 жыл бұрын

    that's essentially my entire chaos brand

  • @randomnarwhal9272

    @randomnarwhal9272

    3 жыл бұрын

    The bones have been APPEASED

  • @confusedturkeyvulture4555

    @confusedturkeyvulture4555

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Flip the design on the other side so they all line up, *you incompetent rutabaga*" X'D

  • @linainverse9369

    @linainverse9369

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheLexikitty you're hilarious, and you're my favorite emkay narrator You go,girl! Managed to make me laugh this evening

  • @generalhenrystickmin
    @generalhenrystickmin3 жыл бұрын

    "Honk Love If You Jesus" *he is speaking the language of Gods*

  • @skawabla7687

    @skawabla7687

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why, you are correct.

  • @justanonion3781

    @justanonion3781

    3 жыл бұрын

    i’m disappointed in myself. I read that as “Honk if you love jesus”. i hate myself.

  • @duckbecausewhynot2022

    @duckbecausewhynot2022

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@justanonion3781 Same

  • @polish8550

    @polish8550

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is this some christian joke that i'm to muslim to understand?

  • @soccerflea4563

    @soccerflea4563

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mirage is this some Christian joke I’m to atheist to understand

  • @ThyrsoidRug4817
    @ThyrsoidRug48173 жыл бұрын

    The best part of the last one is the fact that Lexi is exactly the kind of person to have three bagpipes and an accordion

  • @tobyandahalf
    @tobyandahalf3 жыл бұрын

    "WHAT IS THIS FOR?! CHIBI ENDERMEN?!" *priceless*

  • @kellymacias7340
    @kellymacias73403 жыл бұрын

    FunFacts: the word "long" is shorter than the word "short"

  • @philip89

    @philip89

    3 жыл бұрын

    R/techniclly the truth

  • @trollgeincident1911

    @trollgeincident1911

    3 жыл бұрын

    _yes_

  • @crimsonamethyst7571

    @crimsonamethyst7571

    3 жыл бұрын

    funfact: this link kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJ6NubOvd7HVgLQ.html is not a rickroll

  • @beanteam2891

    @beanteam2891

    3 жыл бұрын

    everyone knows that, don't think you're special because you know that

  • @tibby4503

    @tibby4503

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ya don't say

  • @zoroarkzeppelin6684
    @zoroarkzeppelin66843 жыл бұрын

    Hebert: *puts dog designs on their chocolate* Lexi: So you have chosen....bagpipes.

  • @thespanishinquisitionprofe2151

    @thespanishinquisitionprofe2151

    3 жыл бұрын

    And ONE accordion.

  • @TheLexikitty

    @TheLexikitty

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @williamgallop9425

    @williamgallop9425

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chocolate is poisonous to dogs. See Theobromide

  • @lullabylost

    @lullabylost

    3 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else wanna see that

  • @somerandomguy844

    @somerandomguy844

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, all of us want to see it.

  • @snapdragonyt4027
    @snapdragonyt40272 жыл бұрын

    Why is the thought of Lexi with three bag pipes and an accordion being a one person band so genuinely terrifying to me

  • @nailsarelife
    @nailsarelife2 жыл бұрын

    I love how a Lexi threat is them showing up with annoying musical instruments. Lexi, you're beautiful. Never change. ❤💛💚💙💜

  • @No-nv6we
    @No-nv6we3 жыл бұрын

    Lexi: *just talks* Me: your voice just makes me so happy-

  • @Heratic_

    @Heratic_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @macarooni7578

    @macarooni7578

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know right! Her voice is so fun to listen to ngl,

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    ye. lexie is the best.

  • @markgiovana8217

    @markgiovana8217

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @armorpiercing20mmround45

    @armorpiercing20mmround45

    3 жыл бұрын

    ye so cheerful even tho it's a cursed smthn

  • @jovanekiii
    @jovanekiii3 жыл бұрын

    "What's up sexy, I'm lexi." just sounds like a good way to introduce yourself to guys on tinder.

  • @travelsizedarchie

    @travelsizedarchie

    3 жыл бұрын

    it does

  • @Mopsspoof

    @Mopsspoof

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jovan Carl he sounds gay

  • @jovanekiii

    @jovanekiii

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mopsspoof that's a woman.

  • @edwfelt7490

    @edwfelt7490

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mopsspoof how do you identify gay sounds, he sounds like a normal man, a bit squeaky tho (until I read through the comment section)

  • @thisguyshere6675

    @thisguyshere6675

    3 жыл бұрын

    well good news. she can. possibly will some day too if she uses it.

  • @starrstruck
    @starrstruck2 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title: Lexi asks "Who approved this?!" for 20 minutes

  • @notarobot1231
    @notarobot12312 жыл бұрын

    I now really want to see Lexi angrily playing bagpipes outside a chocolate factory

  • @notarobot1231

    @notarobot1231

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not enough to let poor dogs get harmed tho

  • @carlycarmine3858

    @carlycarmine3858

    Жыл бұрын

    She should watch out, some chocolate factories have creepy singing animatronics outside

  • @sunflowersnight196
    @sunflowersnight1963 жыл бұрын

    "Incredibly caffeinated German sneeze" caught me off guard

  • @NotEmilio

    @NotEmilio

    3 жыл бұрын

    *sneezes on german*

  • @letmesleep6056

    @letmesleep6056

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NotEmilio nonono don't you dare

  • @themaninyourcabinet8438

    @themaninyourcabinet8438

    3 жыл бұрын

    haha im german *haha i had coffee*

  • @ZoniKITB

    @ZoniKITB

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haaaaatschiiiiii

  • @NotEmilio

    @NotEmilio

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@themaninyourcabinet8438 interessiert niemanden

  • @arachnidz7750
    @arachnidz77503 жыл бұрын

    “You incompetent rutabaga” is the best insult I’ve ever heard-

  • @reisspatterson3500

    @reisspatterson3500

    2 жыл бұрын

    when I heard that I was just like "What is our overlord coming up with these days?"

  • @arachnidz7750

    @arachnidz7750

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Jim Jewers 5:58

  • @inksterdoodles11

    @inksterdoodles11

    2 жыл бұрын

    someone once called me a "dense undercooked cabbage that tastes like donkey sh*t"

  • @konan7002

    @konan7002

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I know, I might use that next time my dad buys me the wrong soda...or next time I receive the wrong order from the pizza place

  • @carlycarmine3858

    @carlycarmine3858

    Жыл бұрын

    I could use that the next time my dad forgets something at the grocery store

  • @KiwiBird-
    @KiwiBird-3 жыл бұрын

    When Lexi said "And now for our feature presentation" I had VHS flashsbacks-

  • @Firan25

    @Firan25

    2 жыл бұрын

    THX NOISES INTENSIFY

  • @MooseShower

    @MooseShower

    Жыл бұрын

    Hello fellow cassettier!

  • @evey-bee
    @evey-bee Жыл бұрын

    i love lexis attitude like she gets so into what she’s reading and is so funny about it too

  • @Foctboi
    @Foctboi3 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Lexi: wHo aPpRovEd tHis

  • @pilarmite

    @pilarmite

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right as I read this, Lexi said it.

  • @lawsonkrii3665

    @lawsonkrii3665

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bfi 8 hff c7

  • @jenanning8867

    @jenanning8867

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me: canlung

  • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK

    @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the other members of emkay too

  • @ramennoddle4731

    @ramennoddle4731

    3 жыл бұрын

    Owo

  • @lemonthelemoncake9790
    @lemonthelemoncake97903 жыл бұрын

    "Diseased moist lung slime" Is the best description i've ever heard for spit

  • @charlottesmith1393

    @charlottesmith1393

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Eric Burkheimer you are the only one who had thought that

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    welp, Lexie is Lexie-

  • @harukoharuhara1863

    @harukoharuhara1863

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lexi is hilarious

  • @southern_child7063
    @southern_child70633 жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry but “Extreme Commute Two: RoadKill Boogaloo” has thrown me for a loop and its all I’ve been thinking of for the past minute-

  • @kentent5896
    @kentent58962 жыл бұрын

    Lexi almost made me cry when she said she was legally blind, because I am too. I am in the early stage of glaucoma and it makes it hard to do normal things, of course I still have some vision, but it doesn’t make it any easier to walk around with a probing cane. I normally use Molly, my psychiatric service dog, to help me navigate. Luckily I do not need Braille, but I normally have people like my mom and my boyfriend to help me go places and read things like; menus, flight plans, etc. I tend to not go anywhere without them and I’m really glad I don’t need Braille, especially in a place like this.

  • @romecarter5059
    @romecarter50593 жыл бұрын

    "Sounds like an incredibly caffeinated german sneeze (9:30)" Me being german drinking coffee at 1am be like....

  • @LonelyMelon220

    @LonelyMelon220

    2 жыл бұрын

    I the 100th like

  • @konan7002

    @konan7002

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious, I legit sprayed coffee out my nose when I heard that (just FYI I'm a quarter German)

  • @alice_weirddom

    @alice_weirddom

    4 ай бұрын

    Did you happen to sneeze

  • @O-OKiyoko
    @O-OKiyoko3 жыл бұрын

    As someone who has a German bff, I can say that, yes her sneezes sound like "IkIcH"

  • @Faustus3495

    @Faustus3495

    3 жыл бұрын

    As someone who is German, I can confirm, that’s how my sneezes sound

  • @idoparkourlolatleastithink9616

    @idoparkourlolatleastithink9616

    3 жыл бұрын

    Has someone who is like 50 percent German I cannot confirm.

  • @baconbits8375

    @baconbits8375

    3 жыл бұрын

    As someone with German people in their family I can confirm that is what their sneezes sound like

  • @NickDaIdiot

    @NickDaIdiot

    3 жыл бұрын

    your friend: thats just a slap to the face me: omi 😂😂 (omi= oh my irene, i watched aphmau ever since first ep of minecraft diaries)

  • @gg_mydog968

    @gg_mydog968

    3 жыл бұрын

    DAS KONSULAT HAT BESCHLOSSEN SIE MIT DER TODESSTRAFE ZU BESTRAFEN AUFGRUND VON MEINUNGSFREIHEIT

  • @zomb7e_
    @zomb7e_3 жыл бұрын

    this reminds me I have a bracelet that says "CANDy" yes, the 'y' is lowercase and the 'cand' is uppercase

  • @Someguyiguessdontaskme
    @Someguyiguessdontaskme3 жыл бұрын

    6:28 Oh damn, didn't know Battle Cats had a collab event with Pokémon

  • @alice_weirddom

    @alice_weirddom

    4 ай бұрын

    Me neither

  • @verybad_omen5522
    @verybad_omen55223 жыл бұрын

    “What’s up sexy? Im Lexi”, it almost has the same energy as “What’s up cuties?”

  • @gaesimp__

    @gaesimp__

    3 жыл бұрын

    I WAS THINKING THAT!

  • @sandraibrahim6689

    @sandraibrahim6689

    3 жыл бұрын

    + "hi beautiful"

  • @emilyyy_idk

    @emilyyy_idk

    3 жыл бұрын

    yesssss fainted

  • @idontevenknowwhy3655

    @idontevenknowwhy3655

    3 жыл бұрын

    You watch fainted

  • @lukemoses7827

    @lukemoses7827

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes!! Fainted is getting attention

  • @CATT7878
    @CATT78783 жыл бұрын

    "Hey sexy I'm Lexi" that's the first time I got called sexy

  • @noodlesgamebox5903

    @noodlesgamebox5903

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, compliments are nice once in awhile.

  • @jorshifyawanna6299

    @jorshifyawanna6299

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same sexy

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    that didn't hit close to home, it literally crashed throught the window and hit me straight in the face.

  • @aquariumfish-i4h

    @aquariumfish-i4h

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GhostKrow_ why did i laugh at this comment

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR2 жыл бұрын

    I like to listen to Lexi videos and imagine her as a cartoon ala Looney Tunes or Animaniacs (including spontaneous props, or “acting out” the picture, like showing her rant at the chocolate company president )

  • @carlycarmine3858

    @carlycarmine3858

    Жыл бұрын

    If she was a cartoon she'd probably be a pink cat

  • @mushroomsoup2866
    @mushroomsoup28663 жыл бұрын

    10:16 that QUUANNNK caught me so off guard and I have been laughing myself to death for the last 20 minutes

  • @dermongooseplays5500
    @dermongooseplays55003 жыл бұрын

    Last time the designs were this crappy I fell in and had to pull myself out.

  • @milliehanley1570

    @milliehanley1570

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me:*starts to read another comment* ...wait, uhhhh, huh-wha-hu-what... what did I just read?

  • @amandadancy3148
    @amandadancy31483 жыл бұрын

    Her*: **says I’m sexy** Me: **Holding back tears** “T...Thank you”

  • @faolanj66

    @faolanj66

    3 жыл бұрын

    just a note, Lexi's a she!

  • @whereswaldo1630

    @whereswaldo1630

    3 жыл бұрын

    J Neemeyer really?

  • @pieflower6419

    @pieflower6419

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@whereswaldo1630 yeah, check her welcome video on her channel

  • @WhitbombBS

    @WhitbombBS

    3 жыл бұрын

    _WHAT_

  • @StrandedClone

    @StrandedClone

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pieflower6419 i think he's transgender

  • @yourlocalmafiayeast2958
    @yourlocalmafiayeast29583 жыл бұрын

    The phrase "whats up sexy im, Lexi" always makes my day

  • @joshclayton825

    @joshclayton825

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why are you in my local area there is at yeast another option

  • @noizepusher7594
    @noizepusher75943 жыл бұрын

    7:29 It’s cannon, Lexi has a license to kill.

  • @thesecondspawn6969

    @thesecondspawn6969

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who dies first

  • @WWFYMN
    @WWFYMN3 жыл бұрын

    this video is the first time i was called "sexy" and that is sad

  • @extracrispyclown2792

    @extracrispyclown2792

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Atreyaa yea, I'm 13

  • @DrMoonAtNight

    @DrMoonAtNight

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone else will call you sexy sometime don’t worry your sexy little ass off

  • @lord__pasta

    @lord__pasta

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is the only time I'll ever be called sexy

  • @extracrispyclown2792

    @extracrispyclown2792

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lord__pasta same

  • @atasteofhoney6018

    @atasteofhoney6018

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s okay, nobody calls me sexy either so I do it myself ❤️

  • @albinoguidedog
    @albinoguidedog3 жыл бұрын

    As someone who is blind I am glad that Lexi knows how it feels to have printed Braille instead of actual Braille.

  • @Shiuki21

    @Shiuki21

    3 жыл бұрын

    I too know how that feels... Smooth

  • @albinoguidedog

    @albinoguidedog

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes and no. Depends on the surface that's it's on.

  • @mrshotgun9402

    @mrshotgun9402

    3 жыл бұрын

    I... What?

  • @albinoguidedog

    @albinoguidedog

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Shiuki21 you cheeky son of a gun

  • @dragontamergaming8734

    @dragontamergaming8734

    3 жыл бұрын

    how how are you reading and writing if your blind

  • @Willow_ig
    @Willow_ig2 жыл бұрын

    no matter what, lexi always manages to makes me laugh. Thank you lexi for all the hard days you have gotten me through. I know you probaly wont see this but still. I hope you go far

  • @fleecypet4499
    @fleecypet44993 жыл бұрын

    Everybody in the factory: AHHHHHHH Me, loving those instruments humming:

  • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer

    @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think the problem is that he can’t play them

  • @nixvulpes1572
    @nixvulpes15723 жыл бұрын

    "I will come to your factory with three bagpipes and an accordion and I will not stop until you change your boxes." This is the best threat I've ever heard.

  • @SlovakDiplomat

    @SlovakDiplomat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    I will not hesitate to join her

  • @nixvulpes1572

    @nixvulpes1572

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ngl, same.

  • @theyrecheap6674
    @theyrecheap66743 жыл бұрын

    "Chili's house of ribs: slow-smoked, tender ribs covered in 6 fantastic sauces of the 6 people we killed in our basement ! :D" Has to be one of my favourite quotes from this video

  • @forcefulremovalofthefrench399

    @forcefulremovalofthefrench399

    2 жыл бұрын

    What about 3 bagpipes and an accordion.

  • @rizcore
    @rizcore3 жыл бұрын

    15:08 In Russia, you don't eat blanket, blanket eat you

  • @alice_weirddom

    @alice_weirddom

    4 ай бұрын

    I tried to read this with the worst Russian accent I use for a fictional character whos actually Norwegian

  • @goobleshah
    @goobleshah3 жыл бұрын

    u/wingsoverpyrrhia *ah, I see your a man of culture as well*

  • @HyacinthTheArtist

    @HyacinthTheArtist

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @vadim503_
    @vadim503_3 жыл бұрын

    “Honk love if you Jesus” - A British woman trying to find Jesus

  • @phoenix_yippee

    @phoenix_yippee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @JTB that is exactly what they said

  • @ozzie6447

    @ozzie6447

    3 жыл бұрын

    JTB Dummy*

  • @bananabong4911
    @bananabong49113 жыл бұрын

    6:02 If you read this right it actually says "Beware Achvesu" to warn you of a mythical cteature called the Achvesu which will destroy all clearly readable signs to turn the world into chaos.

  • @soumiu.8264

    @soumiu.8264

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @randomnarwhal9272

    @randomnarwhal9272

    3 жыл бұрын

    SOON

  • @NewSoupWiiHii

    @NewSoupWiiHii

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no he got the comments to!

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    i am confused... What?

  • @Error_Sans1
    @Error_Sans13 жыл бұрын

    "hey sexy, im lexi" my depression:adios

  • @wesleymays1931
    @wesleymays19313 жыл бұрын

    "IKICH - Sounds like an incredibly caffeinated German sneeze" - Lexi, August 2020

  • @Cortle
    @Cortle3 жыл бұрын

    About that thumbnail... **why does draco malfoy have transparent socks**

  • @valhalla9021

    @valhalla9021

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why did you bring this into the light

  • @thatcrimsonrose8402
    @thatcrimsonrose84023 жыл бұрын

    “With your third leg dangling in fro- Oh I can't make that joke? Oh..oh, sorry!” Lexi, we love you-

  • @carlycarmine3858

    @carlycarmine3858

    Жыл бұрын

    The "run while scratching your bum" one so reminded me of Murdoc from Gorillaz

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire322 жыл бұрын

    8:40 it actually was supposed to warn people that drugs kill, that's ehy there is a coffin there

  • @s1lly_b4lls

    @s1lly_b4lls

    2 жыл бұрын

    But it says “death do us apart” which is said weddings I think

  • @unipuppyicorn
    @unipuppyicorn6 ай бұрын

    "Three bagpipes and an accordion" is the most threatening threat I have ever heard

  • @birdlee4560
    @birdlee45603 жыл бұрын

    I love Lexi, her voice sounds like she is friendly, y'know? Like she seems like the kinda person that wouldn't shit on my interests just cause they're cringe or something

  • @blanana_m
    @blanana_m3 жыл бұрын

    11:17 here in germany, we call it "Wassereis" wich litterally(?) translates to water ice. But it is in a small and thin bag.

  • @soso4202

    @soso4202

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wassereis ist Beste 👌

  • @hansvithzeflammenwerfer9965

    @hansvithzeflammenwerfer9965

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whalla beschte.

  • @alice_weirddom

    @alice_weirddom

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@soso4202was that supposed to translate to water ice cream?-

  • @RaptorKingoftheWest
    @RaptorKingoftheWest2 жыл бұрын

    7:15 Rhinestone Lip Arnour: 130 Gold +2 protection +1 damage to antivax -15 intelligence

  • @zuzannaduraj7732
    @zuzannaduraj77323 жыл бұрын

    "hey Robin do you wanna cover this one?" sent me flying

  • @wanderbolt9498
    @wanderbolt94983 жыл бұрын

    The reason behind the lighter color on the end of the broom is actually because each little strand is intentionally frayed. It makes each little bristle more like a tiny brush, that way they can reduce cost by not needing to put so many bristles in, and it's generally better at sweeping

  • @SirXer
    @SirXer3 жыл бұрын

    I really loved Lexy's commentary, she's so funny!

  • @atomicskies_

    @atomicskies_

    3 жыл бұрын

    lexy is a girl?

  • @starstrikefuck

    @starstrikefuck

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Lejla The drunken One Oh, thank you for clarifying! I was confused for a moment until i read the comments lol

  • @GalacticRainestorm

    @GalacticRainestorm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@starstrikefuck Yeah. She's a trans woman! I'm pretty sure she didn't get surgery to change her voice to be more feminine so she can maintain the type of voice she uses on youtube and things.

  • @christinewhoyt

    @christinewhoyt

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GalacticRainestorm and she's still valid since even cis woman can have a deep voice. one of my mom's friend has a deep voice.

  • @mandi8345

    @mandi8345

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@christinewhoyt And Id totally canoodle Lexi because personality and intelligence are far sexier than socio-typical vocal tonality and plumbing. Besides, great part of being bi, not being concerned with plumbing. My favorite configuration is the one I get to play with ;)

  • @krab4076
    @krab40763 жыл бұрын

    4:38 that onesie would fit a smaller version of a character from human fall flat

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany26572 жыл бұрын

    Re: that restroom, I was once in a Sydney pub that had a long skinny hallway - maybe 3ft wide, _tops_ - to their Accessible restroom, which was at the very end...on the right-hand side. The corridor was literally too narrow to turn my chair. I wound up having to use the normal toilets, because they were literally more accessible than the Accessible one.

  • @jessmiller4946
    @jessmiller49463 жыл бұрын

    The immediate voice change after reading "Candy Sucks" 😂

  • @realryushiro
    @realryushiro3 жыл бұрын

    Thumbnail: Toilet Title: Crappy Design *M a k e s M e T h i n k*

  • @weegeenumberone2

    @weegeenumberone2

    3 жыл бұрын

    CrappyToilets

  • @d4rk0v1c
    @d4rk0v1c3 жыл бұрын

    1:43 “ohh this fills me with rage! Subtitles: oh this fills me with French (no lie)

  • @swaticamecho698
    @swaticamecho6982 жыл бұрын

    10:49 is french. Also it spells out 'Spring' even though though all other words on it are French.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun3 жыл бұрын

    That bathroom is literally a _crappy design_

  • @jdwmyt

    @jdwmyt

    3 жыл бұрын

    Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to? A: Lonely

  • @Shade45-

    @Shade45-

    3 жыл бұрын

    Random facts: Yakuza isn't a OSU like game (it's a fighting game for people who only watches the meme)

  • @kinoko9053

    @kinoko9053

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg, your name and your profile picture made me snort.

  • @kinoko9053

    @kinoko9053

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Felix ciafuk he would be too powerful to be left alive.

  • @crimsonamethyst7571

    @crimsonamethyst7571

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey dio, Do you know this? kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJ6NubOvd7HVgLQ.html

  • @JessTheIrishChick
    @JessTheIrishChick3 жыл бұрын

    Emkay posts: 😀 It's Lexi: 😊🥰 She calls me sexy: 🥰😍🤩😘😗☺😚😍☺😘😗

  • @cloudishaxolotl6886
    @cloudishaxolotl68862 жыл бұрын

    11:50 I visited a city that used trams as main public transport, *every single one has an ad on it* so I enjoyed just looking at them and they *always* had a strecht to fit thing, like this. So that was fun

  • @cyberpunkchaoscollective
    @cyberpunkchaoscollective3 жыл бұрын

    I love how I also have insomnia bc I have just been staying up for 4 days straight with only 10mins of sleep and I'm making cat ears

  • @luckystudent6280
    @luckystudent62803 жыл бұрын

    9:30 "Sounds like a german sneeze" Me a german person: *Dieing of laughing* Jup thats how we sneeze😂👌🏻

  • @soso4202

    @soso4202

    3 жыл бұрын

    Genau so und nicht anders

  • @picklesoncucumber4614

    @picklesoncucumber4614

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ich niese eher wie eine epeleptische bombe.

  • @diegogandara8913

    @diegogandara8913

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha Nein Burrito your language is wrongito

  • @pocaitul78nr1
    @pocaitul78nr13 жыл бұрын

    Emkayre=Emkay-Flare The Fiery Hand Pokèmon Evolves from: Kember at level 16 ,Okaychar at level 36 Ability:FLAME BODY Typing: [FIRE] [NORMAL] Locations: Discord.gg/Emkay Move learnset: Doubleslap[NORMAL]=Level 1 Ember[FIRE]=Level 8 Helping Hand[NORMAL]=Level 13 Force Palm[FIGHTING]=Level 15 Aura Sphere[FIGHTING]=Level 24 Flame Wheel[FIRE]=Level 29 Facade[NORMAL]=Level 33 Flamethrower[FIRE]=Level 36 Karate Chop[FIGHTING]=Level 40 Outrage[DRAGON]=Level 48 Flame Blast[FIRE]=Level 60 Blast Burn[FIRE]=Level 75 Base Stats= 95 HP 90 Attack 80 Defense 100 Sp.Atk 90 Sp.Def 110 Speed Effort Values= 2 Speed,1 Sp.Atk

  • @cristhianmunoz7025

    @cristhianmunoz7025

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah, a speedy special attacker, I see you are a man of culture.

  • @pocaitul78nr1

    @pocaitul78nr1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cristhianmunoz7025 He can also run Physical attacks!

  • @pocaitul78nr1

    @pocaitul78nr1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cristhianmunoz7025 Facade should be his normal type Signature move because......he's a hand

  • @cristhianmunoz7025

    @cristhianmunoz7025

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pocaitul78nr1 Forcepalm too, not STAB but, he's a hand

  • @pocaitul78nr1

    @pocaitul78nr1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cristhianmunoz7025 Yeah,that makes a lot of sense,facade involves the user *SLAPPING* The foe,atleast that is for Slaking

  • @vlliva
    @vlliva2 жыл бұрын

    lexi's voice makes me so happy omfkfllfl

  • @Karma-yb8sp
    @Karma-yb8sp3 жыл бұрын

    "He probably eats hotdogs on hamburger buns" hey it's not my fault I run out of bread and the only thing left is hamburger buns

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService3 жыл бұрын

    Ah, yes. Withered Chica rubber duck. We meet again. Also, I think that one was supposed to say "spring"

  • @user-dt3of5gr2f

    @user-dt3of5gr2f

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes. And it also wasn't crappydesign because they were stickers that were like that to save space on the sheet.

  • @DrSalvador555
    @DrSalvador5553 жыл бұрын

    Yoooo poster of the 19:23 here. @Emkay you freaking legend you covered my picture! Rock on Lexi!

  • @anonanonymusgirl5000
    @anonanonymusgirl50003 жыл бұрын

    I smile every time i hear lexi's voice

  • @B0red379
    @B0red3793 жыл бұрын

    Normal people: Sneeze. Lexi: Diseased moist lung slime.

  • @foxling564
    @foxling5643 жыл бұрын

    The lovely Lexi returns! As always, the jokes, threats that sound like weird threats, and phrases when angry are amusing! Makes me want to start using a couple of them myself.

  • @N1K0.D4WN
    @N1K0.D4WN3 жыл бұрын

    I love Lexi's Voice, it's just nice to listen too. can anyone relate?

  • @teddybear9544

    @teddybear9544

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES IT SOUNDS SO ENERGETIC I LOVE HEEERRR

  • @mksabourinable
    @mksabourinable3 жыл бұрын

    17:16 - ok but my dad's first language is French and growing up he'd often say "close the lights" instead of "turn off the lights" bc of it being a mistranslation and... None of us ever correcting him bc we thought it was endearing lol 😅

  • @nyxthedragon225
    @nyxthedragon2253 жыл бұрын

    "you incompetent rutabega" is arguably the best insult I have ever heard

  • @user-rr1mh1kv8f
    @user-rr1mh1kv8f3 жыл бұрын

    7:46 my school has a AC like that directly over my desk...Great placement choice

  • @skag_gully

    @skag_gully

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello, Roman-

  • @estellesmith4118

    @estellesmith4118

    2 жыл бұрын

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @blue_froggy0968

    @blue_froggy0968

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry I can't do my work, my fuckin got blown away again

  • @St4rStudios.
    @St4rStudios.3 жыл бұрын

    "Puppies are better, fight me" I dont know what you like eating but I'm gonna stick to my chocolate

  • @TheLexikitty

    @TheLexikitty

    3 жыл бұрын

    hol' up

  • @St4rStudios.

    @St4rStudios.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheLexikitty You tryna eat puppies?

  • @KellyGoz85
    @KellyGoz852 жыл бұрын

    LOVED THE ENDING!! The bit about waiting outside the company with bagpipes was too funny!

  • @kaburnicas
    @kaburnicas3 жыл бұрын

    Oh Lexi, we all did the Shrek. He wanted us deep in his smelly swamp between his mountainside

  • @Estesujeto_en_youtube
    @Estesujeto_en_youtube3 жыл бұрын

    "Bewasu achhverf" sounds strangely like a harry potter spell

  • @NewSoupWiiHii

    @NewSoupWiiHii

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bewasu achhverf= wingardium leviosa

  • @bpr_official6598

    @bpr_official6598

    3 жыл бұрын

    Avada kadavra

  • @andromedaphoenix
    @andromedaphoenix3 жыл бұрын

    fanartist: wingsoverpyrrhia me: *squeals in fellow wings of fire fan noises*

  • @idin227

    @idin227

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like the fanart. It’s cool how a fellow Wings of Fire fan made an EmKay logo. Good job, wingsoverpyrrhia!

  • @GhostKrow_

    @GhostKrow_

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh, really? thats from wings of fire??

  • @wannabewyvern

    @wannabewyvern

    3 жыл бұрын

    Y e s

  • @HyacinthTheArtist

    @HyacinthTheArtist

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GhostKrow_ Yes, Pyrrhia is the name of the contenent.

  • @thegermanempire4006

    @thegermanempire4006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huzza a man so culture

  • @GhostKrow_
    @GhostKrow_3 жыл бұрын

    Lexie does not fail to surprise me every day.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell93282 жыл бұрын

    2:30 4 + -0.008 is not 4.992 I think their daughter found another hidden message entirely.

  • @user-yq1od3vr5q
    @user-yq1od3vr5q3 жыл бұрын

    *"Honk love if you Jesus"* *Most rare moments captured at the right time (NO CLICKBAIT)*

  • @crimsonamethyst7571

    @crimsonamethyst7571

    3 жыл бұрын

    neither is this a clickbait kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJ6NubOvd7HVgLQ.html (i swear its not rickroll)

  • @cristhianmunoz7025

    @cristhianmunoz7025

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crimsonamethyst7571 it's a SHREKROLL

  • @crimsonamethyst7571

    @crimsonamethyst7571

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cristhianmunoz7025 *Perhaps*

  • @nostxlgiaa1726
    @nostxlgiaa17263 жыл бұрын

    That voice- Is illegal ✨Lexi is adorable ✨

  • @sugarrush9875
    @sugarrush98753 жыл бұрын

    Lexi is an amazing girl and I (platonically) love her and respect her so mUCH-

  • @LT0124-Mythica0
    @LT0124-Mythica02 жыл бұрын

    0:28 THAT PERSON READS WINGS OF FIRE ! Let’s be friends! Also, Lexi, it’s wings over Pyrrhia (I think it’s pronounced pie-RE-a, but I could be wrong.)