"You can pay for my time, experience and skills, but you can't pay for my emotions" This. There's literally nothing more to say about it than this.

@TheJacobbridges25

3 жыл бұрын

For real imma use it

@strikeforce1500

3 жыл бұрын

Agree, I am studying bussines administration, which includes HR. And man, I understand wanting employees to be loyal or affiliated with the company, but seriously, some people are on the job for the paycheck alone and that's it. Forcing people to do stuff (of course, except in some cases, like a medical check) is the worst way to make your employees "loyal" to the company

@rogthepirate4593

3 жыл бұрын

@@strikeforce1500 Yep. Exactly. You'll get one thing and exactly one thing from shit like that. Resentment. Want your employees to be loyal? Keep em happy: treat em well, pay em well. Simple solution. Loyalty doesn't come at a discount.

@nitesy381

3 жыл бұрын

@@rogthepirate4593 WhAt? eMpLoyees OnlY WAnT to bE trEaTed wElL? NoT bE pArT oF A fAMiLY? /S

@MercuryA2000

3 жыл бұрын

Respect is earned, not demanded. You cannot force people to like you.

I LOATHE attempted forced enthusiasm. About 20 years ago I worked at a Target. We had "team meetings" in the back, and afterwards we all had to put our hands in a pile and yell, "TEAM!" It was so painful for a few of us. I just couldnt get into it. But that still wasnt NEARLY as bad as the "WE ARE WAL_MART" to the tune of "We will rock you". I felt so bad for those people.

@2MeterLP

3 жыл бұрын

Target doesnt pay enough for enthusiasm. If an employer wants passionate work, it better be a dream job or dream pay.

@shinobusora

3 жыл бұрын

That "We are Walmart" to the tune of "We Will Rock You" is downright sacrilege. That's an affront to Queen and Freddie Mercury.

@redictor

3 жыл бұрын

wait, it's REAL!?

@LeannahW

3 жыл бұрын

I was fired from a fast food place that shall not be named (just know they sell chicken and are known for being extra helpful) because I wasn't "happy enough" while they had me working a Saturday rush the day after I found out I was about to be homeless and while I was so sick (autoimmune, not contagious) that I spent my whole break in the bathroom throwing up/crying. I smiled through it but the manager said I had to "mean it" like BUD I'M DEPRESSED AND YOU PAY ME 8 DOLLARS AN HOUR. Screw that company for many reasons but that workplace culture was hell for me

@strudel_reviews

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeannahW were you able to sue cause that seems like a voliation of ADA laws

Kevin in the first story : not the hero we want, but the hero we need

@aguy2990

3 жыл бұрын

Just how you casually messed up an iconic phrase is perfect

@DogPerson626

3 жыл бұрын

He’s the hero op needs. Not the hero she deserves

@FifthThe3rd

3 жыл бұрын

He's the hero we need, not the hero we deserve

@MatthewCobalt

3 жыл бұрын

At least he was honest. The other guy that had gotten detergent thrown at him though, I wish him luck with looking for a better partner.

@stingraykitten1796

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Hold on. Lucy gave a man, which she only knows for two weeks, a key to their apartment?. As soon as Lucy starts to lives alone, she will get rob within a year. Or worse

@takitachibana1267

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much, but it would be 100% her own fault in her case.

@fatso-the-guppy6988

3 жыл бұрын

My stuff got stolen! *officer* OK ma'am anyone sus? Maybe this one random guy I give my house key to but nah.

@wandrinyew

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, but she got laid.

@amberb.6395

3 жыл бұрын

@@wandrinyew I don’t think she did since op threw detergent at the poor guy lol

@Nik.No.K

3 жыл бұрын

It's one of the biggest rules of online dating. Always meet in a public place for the first time

"He wanted to raid Looney Lucy's dungeon." Something tells me the loot wouldn't have been worth effort.

@G94Nick

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, that's a bind on pickup grey item

@gravekeepersven82

3 жыл бұрын

Wooow

@christopherdaniels2117

3 жыл бұрын

It drops a mount that EVERYONE RIDES!

@yotengo2807

3 жыл бұрын

so yall wanna fight the boss in looney lucy’s dungeon?

@red0421

3 жыл бұрын

The only treasure would be a mimic that left a lasting Crab Curse.

Normally I'd expect the plot twist of Lucy and Kevin getting together after OP said that Kevin liked to bring people home and Lucy and Kevin sounded like a good roommate match. Specifying that he started bringing a bunch of *men* home was so satisfying.

That's something else I always tell my supervisor trainees: You pay for people to work for you. Don't try to buy their emotions. Make it a positive, fun work experience and you'll get their emotions and loyalty as a by product of the job. Try buying buying their emotions or forcing them to emote as part of the job will get you nothing but lost sales and/or employees..

@kaitlynhiggins3993

3 жыл бұрын

You would think those paid to figure out how to make people stick around and enjoy their work would just, you know, make the place an enjoyable place to work and pay them enough to make it worth their while to stay.

@Nikita_Akashya

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlynhiggins3993 I don't work, but my caretakers always try to make me interact with other people, because they're worried I "forget how to talk to people and become lonely". I am not lonely! I just hate people! I literally can't stand most of my roommates, because they're all jerks! Spending time with any of them is way more painful then just staying in my room doing my homework! They are always like, "You need to go outside and find real friends. Not sit in front of your computer all day." and shit like that. What is wrong with not wanting to go outside and just talk to people I'm comfortbale with, even if it's just online? I hate going anywhere with these people, because they're just so embarassing. I rather have nice online friends, who encourage me instead of real humans who I can't get away from. Being online is actually easier, because a person can't stress you out that much, if they aren't right in front of you.

@tabithatate6215

3 жыл бұрын

"Why aren't people enjoying themselves? I specifically requested it." Raymond Holt

@lordxgaster1577

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nikita_Akashya same

It's an admirable pursuit to try to foster a workplace culture of happiness, but when it's forced it obviously fails.

@williamcrinigan5015

3 жыл бұрын

Pursuing education, but a lot of the ideas work into business atmosphere. Its easy to make those around you feel wanted and part of a team, but yeah it HAS to fit naturally. As my professor joked about classroom management, "There's a difference between being cool with everyone and being an embarassment"

@LeeroyPorkins

3 жыл бұрын

They should be happy that I'm not in charge of it, or else they'd be playing Twilight Imperium 4th Edition (An 8-12 hour Space Game)🤣

@Guildelin

3 жыл бұрын

In the army we had things we common referred to as “mandatory fun” our leaders called them team building

@rodsaghosh7208

3 жыл бұрын

If employers just gave bonuses pretty sure people would be MORE enthusiastic and happy about work than the bs these companies try to do

@samuelskillern7365

3 жыл бұрын

@@rodsaghosh7208 They need react buttons on YT so I can heart react your reply.

"I'm very active in the single scene and bring partners home all the time" Well, at least Lucy doesn't have to worry about being on the menu, it seems 😎

@rogthepirate4593

3 жыл бұрын

who knows, he could still be Bi ...

@boogrs55

3 жыл бұрын

just a snack not a course

@MisterSecurity702

3 жыл бұрын

@@rogthepirate4593 It sounds like he is either gay, or if bi, very preferential to men and attracted to very few women (but not 0).

@Simon_PieMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@MisterSecurity702 Thanks Sherlock.

@erichanastacio9695

3 жыл бұрын

Being 30 pounds heavier than OP is the result of her food stealing. Anyway... Perfect for the new Roommate who doesn't like his own leftovers.

First story: "He keeps bringing men home!" Me: I was not expecting that.

@tldoctor2497

3 жыл бұрын

Ya know, i dont know whether its weird or my gaydar, but when he answered the ad and started explaining, for some reason i thought he was going to say he was gay, which isn't too much the business of the landlord, but no, he showed loony lucy what for, beat her at her own game even 😂

@Ikajo

3 жыл бұрын

R/unexpectedly gay

@WolfyFancyLads

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I thought he was straight too! But, I mean, other than the messy nature, he sounds like a pretty chill dude, if I'm honest.

@TheCommunistColin

3 жыл бұрын

I could kinda see it coming. Girls are less likely to be into slob guys with messy rooms than other guys are, in my experience.

@barbarastorball2117

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like looney luci met her match with someone who just as a slob as her as well now she will know the feeling of finding a random guy in her apartment.

I feel bad for the first guy. Not only did he get detergent on his eyes, also got tagged as creepy by a lady he doesn't even know and (judging by his reactions) did not want to mess with. He was like: "Well whatever, gonna just sit on the couch and pretend there is no half-naked woman around." Bad idea indeed, I'd pretend I got to the wrong address... Well, at least he won't stay with Lucy? That's a good compensation IMO.

@Arceaus98

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think pretending to have the wrong address works when you're using a physical key.

Oh my gods Kevin sounds like an amazing guy! He seems to have known the story, and decided to be so smug when carrying it out for OP. Good man.

First story : Honestly... If I was the "creepy guy", I would've waited for the girl I was "dating" to come home, before showing up. Even if I was given a key and was told to just go in. I would've just wasted time at a McDonald or something. I would NEVER just randomly invite myself in a new unfamiliar place even if I got the key to said place. Because frankly, that's just asking for theft allegations against you or worst.

@esquilax5563

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just the fact that she was showing that much trust is a red flag. Even if you know you're trustworthy, the other person doesn't, so they're probably making bad judgements in other areas of their lives

@drl5002

7 ай бұрын

Or knock first. When going into apartments to clean, even if I believe they're vacant, I always knock, wait a bit for an answer, carefully open the door while announcing my presence.

That last one reminds me of something that my grandma did. There was a sanitation worker's strike in Milwaukee where she lived at the time, which basically meant no trash was being collected. Like, at all. So rather than have her trash keep piling up, she would pack it all into a box, gift wrap it, then leave it in the back seat of her unlocked car at night. Without fail, her trash was gone come morning.

The cardinal roommate rule was broken when your outfits were "borrowed"

I love the story about the engineer. When you're good enough, you have that kind of leeway. At my job, we have no cell phone policies, but I work in the back room and when I'm on the clock things always run much more smoothly. So, my bosses have learned to recognize this and give me some healthy privilege. Hell, the store manager trusts and respects me so much that, after we closed last night, she handed me the keys to her car and asked me to get something for her. I joked about just driving away, but she didn't hesitate. It's a good feeling, when you have a strong professional relationship with someone like that. It sucks that OP lost that when the management changed over.

@std661

3 жыл бұрын

"It sucks that OP lost that when the management changed over. " I consider that an absolute win for the engineer. Now he gets the paycheck he really deserves.

I feel bad for CLG, he spent all of his WoW money to see the stupid roomate

@Docwilson91

3 жыл бұрын

Same, it’s one of those situations where the only person at fault is loony Lucy.

@sliestwheel

3 жыл бұрын

@@Docwilson91 its always the people who shouldn't exist due to how stupid they are

@CouchSpud91

3 жыл бұрын

It's a hilarious and crazy story, though. Guy blew money to woo a girl, gets beaned by the girl's roommate with a bottle of laundry detergent when he shows up, then indirectly causes said roommate to leave the apartment and sublease it to a gay/bi/pansexual guy who drives the original girl nuts because he's a bigger slob than she is and has a revolving door of male lovebuddies.

The big issue with the "team bonding activities" in companies is the fact they are created by extrovert people for extrovert people, ignoring the introvert ones. So to us introverts those activities are torture.

Team Building: an art of substituting a decent salary with religious enthusiasm.

@kanedonaldson1248

3 жыл бұрын

The Accuracy of the statement is frightening

@whattf5452

3 жыл бұрын

America in a nutshell really

"Are you sure you want to delete folder system32 and all of its contents?" "Yes." "Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?" "Yes!" "lol k" **system not operational** "WHAT? WHYYYYYYY?!"

I love how rSlash changed word "bitch" for "2020"

@thegreatstoneddragon9432

3 жыл бұрын

In my mind, they're interchangeable.

@eeveetv9503

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, 2020 has been awful so why not

@paigecoleman1628

3 жыл бұрын

Wait I didn’t even notice have a time stamp?

@hichigoshirosaki3665

3 жыл бұрын

Means 20/20 vision.

@Frostfern94

3 жыл бұрын

@@paigecoleman1628 When he said "Hindsight is 2020" But the real sentence was "hindsight is a bitch"

"What are you gonna do ? Fire me ?" Pretty much the attitude I had at my previous job when they would try to push random over time on me. We both know you prefer to have me working 40h a week, than not have me at all, so cut the BS and enjoy what you have. Well until they don't since I resigned 3 years ago, for reasons like that. People gotta realize being an employee is a contract between 2 parties, one of them being you. If you have the bargaining chips, you don't get to take the BS.

Oh my god, that forced enthusiasm culture is exactly what they did when I worked at Walmart. They'd do meetings in the afternoon around 5 pm with "every available associate" in the store where they'd go over the daily numbers and address any issues that were happening. The meeting would always end with this ridiculous cheering and clapping thing that was so cringe it caused me physical pain. I just stopped going to those meetings, instead working on sorting the freight leftover from the truck unload an hour prior. When my boss told me I had to go to those meetings and do that cheer thing, I told him pretty much what rSlash said in this video- "$12 bucks an hour buys my time and effort, but NOT my dignity."

"PARTICIPATE" *in the most unenthusiastic tone ever* "whoo" *Sinfield theme starts

its said that one of the reasons walmart failed in germany is because they forced their employees to smile at costumers

@TheNomad94

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. We considered the cheery Walmart culture cringy and forced, so it failed to catch on big time.

@milopepper2559

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNomad94 Well, considering your track record that's not surprising.

@thedoughnutcannon356

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNomad94 What do they do at Aldi's?

@TheNomad94

3 жыл бұрын

@@milopepper2559 What's that even supposed to mean?

@TheNomad94

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedoughnutcannon356 They leave shoppers alone, as they should. You go there, you do your shopping, and if you don't ask an employee for help, they'll assume you're fine.

OP: *throws laundry detergent at Creepy Stranger* *FATALITY*

@moami1031

3 жыл бұрын

SOAPALITY

@niisahnoova5775

3 жыл бұрын

@MUHAMMAD DANISH BIN ROZIMI Moe funnyly enough by taking abottle to the head he actually dodged a bullet. hope he didnt try to meet the bitch again

@LeeroyPorkins

3 жыл бұрын

NEVER SHOULDA COME HERE!

@itsybitsybosmer

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeeroyPorkins You picked a bad time to get lost Friend

@LeeroyPorkins

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsybitsybosmer I've fought *OOF* Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Me: sees the title and thumbnail "Welp, the devil would be proud, but not since you sent her back from where she came from."

@prunabluepepper

3 жыл бұрын

I had entirely different thoughts when seeing the thumbnail.....

@technochan5691

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@keralanews4710

3 жыл бұрын

Satan: I just wanna say I'm a really big fan

13:58 I always had the same idea when asked “so why do you want to work *here* ?” How am I supposed to react? I want to live, pay rent, eat etc.

I feel bad for the creepy guy. He wasn't doing anything wrong, and just got the short end of the stick

Omg the "American" clapping and cringe workplace... I feel that so hard.

@kaitlynhiggins3993

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, even American's hate that.

@ShelbyZealand

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlynhiggins3993 Oh I am an American and I hate it. lol. I just didn't know it was known as the "American" way. lol. Sorry world...

@Indian0Lore

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, we are supposed to hate that?

@ShelbyZealand

3 жыл бұрын

@@Indian0Lore You can do whatever you want. I hate it. lol

@Nikita_Akashya

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShelbyZealand I'm German. But if they forced me to do that, I would sit there with literally 0 enthusiasm and a face that screams: "Oh God, please kill me. "

As someone with an engineering degree that’s technically for mechanical, Mechanical Engineer Man is my hero. A stable income, not forced to work arbitrary overtime and gets to charge personal clients 3x and his old job 6x what he normally made just because he can. And on top of that he made one of the managers that fired him quit simply by using his resources to make their lives hell. Beautiful

They say its better to be pissed of than to be pissed on. That line made my day

Stories aside, I hope that "creepy guy" from the first story is ok, detergent really is a hurtful substance and my friend lost his right eye sight when he accidentally put detergent in his eye

@Gaeisok

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree

@kevinmencer3782

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like she chucked the bottle at him, no word on whether the cap was attached at the time.

I feel so bad for the aunt :( I hope she finds peace

“Hindsight’s 2020” I see what u did there

@jamieodonnell8344

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a Penguins of Madagascar Movie reference.

F to CLG, hopefully he found someone better

I had a job once who's idea of team building was to have desks back to back and a connect 4 or other 2 person game between the 2 desks. You were actively encouraged to play now and then through the day and if one of you had a particularly bad call, the two of you could pause your call queue and play multiple games. You would also have a different desk every day so you would regularly have different games with different people. Since it was a call centre that paid on commission rather than hourly, as long as they made over heads and a little extra for the bosses poker money, they were happy. Also there were bean bags instead of chairs in the conference room.

I remember when I worked at Wendys (first job) they made us all ding a bell anytime we washed our hands, then everyone would have to drop what they were doing to clap and cheer anytime we heard that bell. I hated it so much. I got written up for not cheering before while I was trying to prepare burgers. I couldn't understand how we were supposed to be quick if we had to act like seals everytime someone washed their hands...

Those lawyers coulda been disbarred if she could show her trash was being stolen by them.

I feel worse for “creepy guy” than I do for op in the first story

Don't forget. This man's Birthday is next Monday. Make sure to wish him a good one on the 16th.

@kaitlynhiggins3993

3 жыл бұрын

My dad's birthday was yesterday. He is in denial about his age, but it's fine, he can get away with it. As long as no one realizes I'm his daughter, since we look (and he insists) we're about the same age.

Is putting asbestos in my ENEMIES air-conditioner and not telling them nuclear revenge after they Laughed at my grandparents funeral?

@Martina-Kosicanka

3 жыл бұрын

That is straight up murder. Malignat mesothelioma in twenty years is almost guaranteed

I’m gonna be honest I really miss r/treelaws

Hope everyone is having a dope day!!

@katiethefatsausagedog9123

3 жыл бұрын

Tanks

@edoohanyan2568

3 жыл бұрын

im in class :(

@wrenholder8436

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you hope you have a great day

@fuknames7929

3 жыл бұрын

Thanls

@davidnguyen6964

3 жыл бұрын

You took doods

I like the rslash community, everybody here is nice and cool

@imagine7964

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@imagine7964

3 жыл бұрын

@Cody Johnson how you make your pfp move

@imagine7964

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiranyabhushangakhar93 bich wat

@Kyrzmaa

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not I’m mean 😠

@Kyrzmaa

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I’m kidding

"do you people not get it?! I'm only here because you're paying me to be here!!" I've said this verbatim so many times... I haaaate team building exercises/work-life balance stuff. Edit: when I say work-life balance, I mean like "corporate has decided that you should do everything here in the office so it feels more like home".

@BetterCallBigShotAutos

2 жыл бұрын

the "we're like a family, workplace is your 2nd home, be a team player, it's not about the money" shit is nothing more than a very discreet version of "treat us like we're the only people you know" and _that itself_ is a not-so-discreet version of "be our fully-committed-to-the-job full-time + overtime less-than-minimun-wage-because-we-want-more-money slaves" sounds like absolute flaming shit piled on a cactus soaked in a gallon of liquified windows vista disks, hope you're holding up well like, what do these corrupt excuses for managers even *_USE_* that squeezed-out money at the expense of workers' mental health for?!! *_AND WHY ARE WORKERS SUPPOSED TO CLAP AND CHEER WHEN IT EARNS YOU NO EXTRA MONEY AND CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE THE INTENDED EFFECT!??!?_*

The post about the engineer had me questioning if that was my dad. I’d believe it if my dad didn’t work with tech/computers. I love the “I’ll help you the second you ask no matter what, but not wrap you in a fluffy blanket and carry you through” attitude. It’s always great to have someone with that perspective in your corner to support you.

"you can't pay me for my emotions." Sir, that's called retail

Roomate from hell. That sounds like a rock band lead singer,

@lucasdieugenio507

3 жыл бұрын

It's a song by mc lars....

"Are you REALLY sure you want to do this?" should be a big warning to everyone in the spot to answer... Oh, the anticipation from *that* moment! 😁

Back at my first real job we had regular team buildings outside the building. Small things really, little games and stuff but real cringy... At a certain point we had to spell out the letters LOVE and they would take a picture of it. I took a deep breath, sighed heavily and asked if I could PLEASE go back to work and be productive instead. Was fired a few years later for being unproductive. XD

Instead of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer, OP kept enemies at a distance and her Kevins close to her enemies

We had a podiatrist here whose brother did the anaesthesia for him. Well, turned out that the brother was doing bad things to women once he knocked them out. I know he ended up going to prison, but I don't know about the financial fallout from it. The podiatrist stayed in business until he retired. Scary to know that these things happen.

Once a 16 yo called me ugly so I was like : I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move... and her friends were like watcha gonna do ? I pulled out a uni reverse card. We all laughed except her saying it was a dumb thing and we were all nerds now she has no friends lmao

@veeteam1954

3 жыл бұрын

Got'em

I'm American, and I think the cheering and clapping thing is cringe as hell.

@whattf5452

3 жыл бұрын

The country should really just have all the workers silently stare at their higher-ups in unison whenever they try to get ‘em to participate in that hogwash

@I_am_always_correct

3 жыл бұрын

We only do the clapping at my work when we're talking about weekly sales, and even then only when one of the departments got a good number. I feel like cheering then is warranted, because it's us acknowledging that the people in the department actually accomplished something that deserves congratulation. More importantly, it's optional, you're not really expected to clap, people just do it

@Zamolxes77

3 жыл бұрын

You kiddin me ? I work for an american company, in Romania. They tried to institute that here but failed miserably. Romanians don't have american enthusiasm and the practice raised more than a few eye browses. In fact all workers eyebrows were raised, except the manager's.

@It-is-me...Melsie

2 жыл бұрын

You see it on their game shows as well... People actually clapping for themselves. So weird and over the top looking

I love the Kevin/Lucy story. That is hilarious!

I Love Hearing Listening to these reddit stories they always make my day when Rslash makes a video about them

the first story is a rollercoaster from start to end and I love it

I love revenge videos! Pro-nuclear-petty-malicious compliance, they're all just LOVELY.

I love the cathartic feeling I get from listening to this

That last story had me HOWLING with laughter

Yeah. I worked at Wal-Mart, and they kept trying to do this whole group thing. I just stood there, not giving a dang, and even called them out on wasting my time and I had work to do

14:10 you know the phrase "never mess with the IT guy" a worse mistake is screwing over a guy who holds all the patents and registrations

I wish that all of the companies that force that "team building" crap on us like we're in grade school all over again should all feel this guy's revenge.

The more R/ talks about his former job the more I’m convinced he is actually Jim from the Office

Poor CLG. He just wanted to show Lucy his lil Goblin. :(

Let this be a lesson for y'all: JOIN A UNION!

I always find it funny how Management just expects everyone to act enthusiastic, if anything it just makes it more uncomfortable. The same goes for the bosses or managers that try to yell at you when you're off the clock. More of the story is, you might pay us, but that does mean you control us.

There's a reason the quote "It's hard to have fun when you're not having fun." exists. Maybe those companies who treat "team-building" as a religion should take that into account.

@SatBehindYouInHealth

3 жыл бұрын

Imma right that down so i know what to say when I'm graduating school

I work for a company that expects that fake enthusiasm as well...I dont bite. Once a regional manager, super "corporate robot" vibes came in and as I was working on something said "I'm so sorry that I always come on your days off". I looked up and said "are you talking to me?" She said "yea, everytime I come in its your day off" I said "why would I care about that?" She just smiled and blew it off.

Karen be like: "a person who watch this video must be revengefull idiot and ungratefull brat who doesn't take our little sucky antique behaviour" Nice another content rSlash...

As a nerdy girl who can appreciate the sacrifice of WoW money and the thoughtfulness of flowers, I wish it didn’t come at the cost of soap to the head but I very much hope that he found someone better than loony Lucy. He’s got the right moves and sounds like the kind of guy I’d wing-lady for :)

When I took a really good job that required us to do those cheer sessions I refused. I was fired for made up reasons but it didn't matter as I found another job with a manager that hated them just as much as I did. Those things are ignorant.

my boss always ask me to smile and I just say "wait till Friday I sure will"

First story: I honestly think OP made CLG dodge a bullet on this one too, since he at least acted like a decent person, despite his outward appearance. Second story: For me, having an outwardly positive attitude is the better thing when it comes to customer interactions. I've had my own share of interactions with grumpy people at some businesses who've left me with a horrible impression of their business management, and their attitude alone have dissuaded me from ever wanting to have to deal with the businesses they work for ever again if I can avoid it. I even have a co-worker who just can't put a lid on his "selective" aggressive mannerism no matter where he is or who he talks to, which has made me reluctant to ever wanting to work alongside him. But at least I can agree that enforcing an positive internal business atmosphere is nothing short of pretentious, because there will always be disagreements and setbacks in all companies, and not getting to openly express your negative emotions to your co-workers and/or superiors is one of the factors behind stress, which will then affect your life on your free time negatively. If it's not okay to be a physical corporate slave, it's not okay to be emotional slave either. Third story: Bonus revenge if they'd taken the license plates of those lawyers' cars and reported them for theft. Who knows what other _dirty things_ the authorities would dig up if and when they'd went to investigate that case, because I'm sure that scumbag lawyers like that has something else hidden if they're willing to openly harass the victims of their clients.

I always tune in at around 9 o'clock for this. When you still haven't uploaded after an hour i got a little worried lol glad to hear from ya

rSlash says Victoria’s Secret bathrobe. Me: Quickly turns up volume and is disappointed.

@KatDannielle6

3 жыл бұрын

Uhm ew?

@radhiadeedou8286

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude, and I'm still confused as to why she needed to mention the brand of the robe

I kind of feel bad for CGL, it appears OP essentially treated him like that because she didn't like the way he looked. Sure its weird Loony Lucy invited him but that's on her.

Learning that I feel so bad for the man that is super sad I hope he finds someone actually worth those flowers

Anyone who's had any dealings with used cat litter knows how pungent the smell is, and how it seeps into everything, particularly upholstery - that BMW would have been stinking for a long time afterwards - possibly even needing the interior ripped out and replaced.

@vulpixle9659

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot describe how bad the litter box smells when cleaning it

@Harry-zz2oh

3 жыл бұрын

@@vulpixle9659 Especially when it is "aged".

I've seen the loony Lucy story of the prorevenge Tumblr page and I'm so glad to see it here!!

For the WoW ref on the first story more like he tried to raid her dungeon and got wiped on the first boss because the party leader didn't explain the mechanics to him.

Ive learned alot with my own roommate Manic Miranda! She was only 20 but had a well paying job. I quickly learned that she steals food, doesnt clean to the point of two months of old food and tampons in her 8 garbage bags shoved in her closet. I had to have emergency surgery and had to pay her one day pay from her work to take off and take me ($100 an hour). While in surgery the came back home and stole money I had kept in my car, you would think she would have taken out the trash. That night she comes to me at midnight telling me she is breaking our month to month lease to move to of state to take care of her dying grandfather. I was smart enough to have a legal agreement. She told me she needed $200 of the prepaid money she paid for next month…on top of it she reminded me she needed the money to drive me to the hospital and the $200 deposit. During this time our hot water heater had broken, turns out its from backed up drains for her failure to clean. = $500, a few days later when I was no longer on pain killers I reminded her that I cant sign or verbally agree to any contract right after surgery…She left without cleaning and after she read the lease saying she owed for the next month rent. When her daddy came to me threatening me, I slapped him with a restraining order! I wasnt all the way a witch, I did refund her the $100 for driving me to the hospital….my next roommate agreement will included many things mentioned here and what I learned from her.

The best way to shot down a team building exercise is to tell them something disturbing about yourself they'll swiftly move on

Note: When someone asks "Are you SURE you want to do this"? That's your sign that what you're about to do is a bad idea and will not end well for you.

First one sounds like your typical sledgehammer to Crack a walnut.

Regarding the "cheer policy" i always have a chuckle about how walmart tried to set foot here in germany... it was hilarious. Hint: we don't have walmart here today

Forced enthusiasm would make me actually quit a job. I *hate* that. I “had” to do stuff like that in high school but luckily I always sat in the back and somehow I’m really good at being missed so I could just vaguely match the movements and nobody noticed me not speaking or smiling.

Love how he replaces the words "a bitch" with 2020. :) Felt nice.

That guy got sone dirty he wasnt even that bad also “hindsight’s 2020” 😂

@LeannahW

3 жыл бұрын

it's meant like 20/20 vision, that's the original saying anyways, like looking back at a situation it's easier to see the red flags than in the moment.

Can we start a petition to make these videos at least an hour long?? 17 mins is definitely not enough

I hate it when people dislike the video without them even seeing it completely

@Ausstein

3 жыл бұрын

Some people watch at 2x speed you know

@Ausstein

3 жыл бұрын

@@dawger If you get used to it, you can watch twice as many Videos in the same time. Now I did not dislike the video but I was done watching at the time of this comment

Food thieves are the worst. I once had one of those, and he ALWAYS stole my milk. Until I began making a show of drinking directly from the milk carton. Then it suddenly stopped.

6:24 ah, I see you are a man of culture as well The WoW joke really got me tho

"Mandatory clapping and cheering" I'd bloody snap

Lol they told me to smile more so I told them they dont pay me enough to smile 😁😁😁😁

“But hindsight’s 2020” Okay why’s that funny?😂😂

That roomie revenge story was awesome. Satisfying.

The only downside about rSlash releasing such wonderful content every single day is if you want to revisit a story you especially liked, you gotta search through a lot..... I'm trying to find a story rSlashed covered about a woman whose manager would deny the OP vacation days and instead grant vacation days to herself and her clique. When Manager's Boss approved it and Manager tried to reverse it, she got into a world of sh-- doo-doo. I believe it was a prorevenge story.

I was just watching your older video, and this one is a blessing for my tired ears xD