OP MADE A THIEF DRINK HIS PEE! LOOOOOOOOOL! I wish I could have made that my title + thumb, but then KZread would done unspeakable things to me.

@EJ-ut1ln

5 жыл бұрын

Pp

@beamissiuna9551

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@Dre.14

5 жыл бұрын

rSlash the memes

@reitheinsolvable7380

5 жыл бұрын

rSlash demonetization is truly umspeakabke

@_suri._

5 жыл бұрын

F

“I’ll like hug them together.” “I’ll hug them one by one.” “Son of a fine woman.” What a nice guy

@cynthiaholland13

5 жыл бұрын

So affectionate.

@BreadMan434

5 жыл бұрын

I can feel KZreads algorithm slightly spike up at each censor, but calm down shortly after

@deljessrinquest

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, where is the link to hear the whole recording?

@Beatleslover41

5 жыл бұрын

Jessica Rinquest It’s in the video description. You might need to click Read More depending what device you’re on.

@rgcproductions6220

5 жыл бұрын

Fascinating

"Son of a fine woman" I love that

@TheAndermany

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it until it happened

@gabrielmartin977

5 жыл бұрын

Man this video has some really hugged-up people.

@NaNameYuzu

5 жыл бұрын

Kohaku Kisaragi Indian tech scammer

@macm.3889

5 жыл бұрын

That reminds me of p!atd’s “yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a *beautiful woman* ” (the real line is “what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a wh***”)

@braverynightfury2974

5 жыл бұрын

So... Scout's mom?

"Son of a Fine Woman." "I'll hug you all at once." XD I laughed at all of this so much, I couldn't breathe, this may be my last comment.

@fir-endflames

3 жыл бұрын

you good my man?

@tenhikari6585

2 жыл бұрын

@@fir-endflames I'm pretty sure he's dead...

@RevanReborn3950BBY

2 жыл бұрын

RIP P I N C O

@jamieg2427

Жыл бұрын

p i n k o, rest in peace.

@lottiecharman6946

Жыл бұрын

Rip 🥲💛

There happens to be a KZread channel, that does such things to scammers on regular bases. This guy deserves a medal!!!

@AlexManMe

4 жыл бұрын

DeltaMike just wait a moment, just wait a moment, just wait a moment sir

@williamsfamily5315

3 жыл бұрын

delta is it like killing thing or...

@emilieloveskiwi

3 жыл бұрын

Kitboga!

@erikamutch2193

3 жыл бұрын

Kitboga! He also does livestreams of it on Twitch!

@blossomtide908

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget scammer revolts

"Son of a fine woman" KZread: .... NOOOOO WE CAN'T DEMONETIZE HIM ANYMORE HES TOO GOOD!

@xstormyzeu1388

5 жыл бұрын

Seconds later *UNDEMONITIZED*

@VenomSeeker

5 жыл бұрын

Seconds later Demonetized again

@rizefrayz3050

5 жыл бұрын

Seconds later Undemonitized

@amberionik

5 жыл бұрын

Secends later: Demontized

@krel7160

5 жыл бұрын

Seconds later, copyright claimed by some random company that doesn't actually own any of the copyright in the video, but claims it does, therefore youtube says that it does.

"Who drinks before 9am" Y'know, I don't come here to be attacked

@izzydavies1655

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cpowell7623

5 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@jaylin3321

5 жыл бұрын

"Who drinks before 9am?" *slowly puts beer bottle away*

@CuppaLLX

5 жыл бұрын

@@jaylin3321 And then Drives

@oni7488

5 жыл бұрын

"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" "It's 5 o'clock here. It's 5 AM." "Toedaso"

Story: Me am stupid to fool scammer Scammer: You're acting smart OP: I'm not smart

@drachepumpernickel7056

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm not smart, just smarter than you"

@qubatistic4788

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not smart, I'm Dad. . . . . . Oh, and I bought some milk.

(Crashes into police car) "Insurance adjuster": *YOU WHAT?!*

@liambanloh6972

4 жыл бұрын

Forget about insurance, they will 180 on him and never let him buy insurance again.

Imagine being so petty of a person that you would rather sell your house instead of just apologizing.

@Iamwolf134

4 жыл бұрын

With an attitude like that, she's bound to get herself in the same exact trap over and over again.

@animeotaku307

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully this lead to the husband divorcing her. I’d do that to anyone that stubborn and spiteful.

@gc3583

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda wish I could see those recordings, they would be hilarious!

@vilstef6988

4 жыл бұрын

The husband sounds OK-it was all on the wife and he would be better off dumping her. It would probably take a lot of grief out of his life.

@dragoonlagoon1259

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly how stuck up can you be

My parents: You think you're all smart don't you? Me: I'm not smart.

@jaylin3321

5 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@ranjanbiswas3233

5 жыл бұрын

Your parents: DON'T TALK BACK

@eddiefirstenberg1000

4 жыл бұрын

kitty cat that’s totally me my parents are always telling me I’m so smart bcz I have good grades but I do stupid stuff all the time so I think I’m legally and idiot

@stre4knuk465

4 жыл бұрын

My parents: you think ur so gucking smart Me:yeah i get all A+ on math soooo yeah shut ur mouth

@weepop8291

4 жыл бұрын

I kiss my mother with that mouth

Unknown number (real person): *calls my phone* Me: "Tuscon city morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. How.may I help you" Phone: [CLICK]

@riddle9064

4 жыл бұрын

On another note Pacifistic utopian society insults: "You mother hugger" "Son of a fine woman" "I'm gonna hug your sisters" XD can I live in this world for 24 hours? I'm pretty sure I'd die of suffocation by laughing too hard but can I?

@silvercade2184

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite has always been: "Shrinker's Sanitorium, all the keepers are tied up, head loonie speaking." Hmm, I should start using that again on random calls to my cell phone.

@hadleylh

4 жыл бұрын

City fire department! You light it, we fight it! How can I help you?

@204thSpartan

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer "Bill's Roadkill Grill, you kill 'em, we grill 'em. What can I getcha today?"

@dragonfyres9002

4 жыл бұрын

Can I use this whenever I get called by a random # plz?

When you would rather sell your house, than apologize and act normal.. 💀

Well, Carolina Reapers are edible, and aren't poisonous. so he couldn't be charged with anything like that. For all they know, he just really wanted to 'spice' his lunch up.

@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but even it was something poisonous it would be hard to find him after the act, even if they collect his digitals, he could say that he didn't know it was poisonous after all it was his lunch

@Blueoriontiger

4 жыл бұрын

There was actually another ProRevenge story somewhere else, and OP used something similar in his food. HR was basically going to haul him off to the police because "He knowingly laid a trap and knew it'd cause harm to the thief.". Fortunately, after a big HR battle he proved to him that he could eat it without ill effects to himself. The lady stealing his food was fired later on.

@alexanderchristopher6237

4 жыл бұрын

Well, true, but this is where it goes down into the realm of technicalities. Some people can't stomach that much heat, and too much spicy has been proven to cause bodily harm. Plus, he did it with the intention of laying a trap against an individual.

@markwilson4078

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm they’re edible. I have a bottle of Trinidad Scorpion BBQ sauce I like to put in my burgers. In bacon cheeseburgers, they are great

@itsnotnate420

4 жыл бұрын

He could put poison in it and say that he’s built up tolerance for it and likes to mix it in

"You mother hugger." I'm dead.

@andrewgrulke7476

5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't come the link to the full recording!

@INMARtv

5 жыл бұрын

@@andrewgrulke7476 soundcloud.com/user-641199932/20190424-145306-scammer

@kt27066

5 жыл бұрын

INMAR YT thanks sooo much!!!!

@archgirl

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't call it hacking, but yeah, that was damn funny.

"Move your car or I'll destroy it and blame you" Me: visible confusion

@kirkdyteo993

3 жыл бұрын

I known this comment is 1 year old. But anyway; IKR?!

@Nope148

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, her apology could've saved her literally 5 figures in relocation costs, 4 figures in fines, and a lot of headache. But of course that's never going to happen.

2:54 Rslash/OP: "the drink was partially filled with pee..." Me: *is drinking apple juice* 😱 WHY UNIVERSE...... Just why

@haileycotton4785

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@michaelrobertson4896

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing but with lemonade instead

"So you're saying all I have to do is apologize and I get my house back?" "Yes." *House for sale*

@GtaCracker

5 жыл бұрын

Only American things

@hubertnnn

5 жыл бұрын

Not only, trust me, its more like only millenials thing, I have seen so many people like that and they are mostly fresh mothers and fathers somewhere around theire 20s or 30s.

@AlwaysANemesis

5 жыл бұрын

@@hubertnnn Self-destructive stubborn natures are not mutually-exclusive to 'millenials,' I've seen it before with my relatives (now-since disowned).

@MyVanir

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlwaysANemesis The guy blaming it on being American and the "it's millennials" guy seem to me like the sort of behave like the crazy in that scenario to be honest.

@CuppaLLX

5 жыл бұрын

@@hubertnnn you are aware that millenials are in their 30-40s right? You thinking Generation Z. millenials were born between 1976 and 1996

Man: tries to brake check guy Cyclist: YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

@didgeridooo

4 жыл бұрын

Roses are red Violets are blue This made me smile, thank you : ^)

@luckshott2295

4 жыл бұрын

*trap car

Third Story: Trilogy Media, Scammer Payback, and Kitboga will sure to be proud of you if they read your story, OP.

After he said “and he had to be rushed to the hospital” I got a notification with thumbs up 👍 and an awarding drum roll and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO! That’s gold there!

360p squad where you at?

@valeelens

5 жыл бұрын

Here :'v

@stillfastasleep5126

5 жыл бұрын

Here

@stupido2535

5 жыл бұрын

BROTHER

@fruitisdelicious5673

5 жыл бұрын

I am actually 144p auto, so sorry

@urnothing_2084

5 жыл бұрын

here

If the drunk driver loses his license he could always get a bike instead.

@QixTheDS

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, OP drives past him on the road. “You have become the very thing you swore to destroy. I will do what I must.”

@barvdw

4 жыл бұрын

In Belgium, driving a bike or driving a car drunk is legally pretty much the same, if you loose your licence, you can't bike, either. In general, they won't bother you, though

@Ajehy

4 жыл бұрын

Mumen Rider? (One-Punch Man reference)

@bigboy20079

4 жыл бұрын

go commit yes

@MrAlmoOndo

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated. I laughed so hard I woke my roommate up.

GOD the scammers voice caught me off guard w how soft it is. its,, creepy

@soupsmusic7129

4 жыл бұрын

I know right! I expected it to be some teenage or mid 30s white dude. But nope

@mysteryfan15

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Super creepy!

@ghihbgyu

4 жыл бұрын

I had a scammer telling me that I was a dumb whore in that exact voice after intentionally wasting 10 minutes of his time.

@infiniteshay8660

3 жыл бұрын

Scammers in India are typically tired because of the time difference between India and the US. As much as a 12 hour difference if you're in California.

Nothing turns a man evil like someone taking their food and damn if I hadn't experienced a carolina reaper myself that sounds good

Scammer: son of a b*tch Rslash: did you mean “son of a fine woman?”

@venge948

5 жыл бұрын

When did he say this i must know

@RimWulf

5 жыл бұрын

"First you have to find your hugging arms, you armless little jerk”

@Nerobyrne

5 жыл бұрын

Rslash Autocorrect ^.^

'Mother hugger' 'You son of a fine woman' I'm laughing so hard

If this was r/nuclearrevenge, then that ‘almost killed a man’ woulda turned into a ‘killed a man’

@Tzar1

3 жыл бұрын

And if it was r/ supernovarevenge, it would be "I killed a man and his buddies" lol

This happened some 10 years ago... I had someone taking my yoghurt for days. Once I had enough of it and went to the pharmacy that was open near my workplace. The following day, I injected the laxative I bought and I waited... ... 2 hours later, there was a colleague of mine pooping herself in the way to the toilet. She later said she may have got sick after eating a sour yoghurt. I told her it was MY food she was stealing and to take that as a lesson.

@yinroseyangpetals7596

4 жыл бұрын

Nice, what happened next?

@barvdw

4 жыл бұрын

A colleague did the same, it sure helped some time.

@ThePinkRubber

4 жыл бұрын

Same. My lunch got stolen day by day and i know the culprit, and i know that he is allergic to shrimp. I put shrimp powder and put a lot of spices to hide the smell. He got bloated and sent to nearby hospital. Week later, he came back and accuse me of food poisoning, everyone know what kind of person he is and got booed. He always went by himself now and becoming very quiet

@pinko9674

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePinkRubber Good! I hope y'all can enjoy your lunch in peace. In my Asian fam interrupting food is a crime, you will be beaten with a flip flop.

@GiordanDiodato

4 жыл бұрын

she must have been a really shitty person :P

"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Forget Ninja, OP says it better

@iciclefox9901

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@adonaiorion

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO - The nerve though. He's trying to scam others, gets mad for been trolled.

@cristianlim4712

5 жыл бұрын

And ninja says : THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME !?!?!?!?!?!

"Why are you arresting me? All I said was I'm gonna kill you and destroy your car! My friends get away with it all the time!" "Well then, you'll see your friends in the slammer soon enough."

My sister lived in a college dorm with a desert thief. She got tired of it and baked a cake. A VERY special cake with ExLax frosting. She put a sign on it saying it was for a birthday party and not to touch it, but a quarter of it went missing! They found out who the thief was when she couldn’t leave the bathroom for a few days.

@infiniteshay8660

3 жыл бұрын

A desert thief? Jesus, what'd they do with all that sand?

That is the most low kee, chill, and calm phone rage I’ve ever heard in my entire life It was so polite sounding. Just the tone. I’m still getting the giggles from it

F for the husband He should ask for the tapes and use them to get a divorce.

@MaxedEntropy

5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he didn't just leave her in a hotel permanently, if she's petty enough to not write a formal apology, how is the wife material

@adonaiorion

5 жыл бұрын

If he wanted to. There could be an emotional hostage situation. He believes she can change, or feels guilty over something, etc. Who knows what happened after.

@Mahleila

5 жыл бұрын

F

@rgcproductions6220

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah F

@sjtiernan5841

5 жыл бұрын

F

I saw "Carolina reaper" and immediately began to pray for the poor soul

@sniclops15

5 жыл бұрын

Same. I remember first seeing them on Good Mythical Morning. Yiiikes

@TruthNerds

5 жыл бұрын

These things even look as if they grew in the Devil's butt crack.

@PunakiviAddikti

2 жыл бұрын

I can tell from personal experience that it fucking h u r t s .

I genuinely recommend that everyone here go and listen to the full audio of that scam call. It is freaking GOLDEN. WELL worth your time.

As a Stay At Home Mom myself, the SAHM life isn't for everyone. At times, you get seriously lonely. So glad I used my time to study up and go back to school.

You trying to HUG my computer?! I'll show YOU how to HUG MY computer

@deloptin545

5 жыл бұрын

My ears died at that part.

@beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeet3232

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine if that's what they actually said

@beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeet3232

5 жыл бұрын

Meow

@beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeet3232

5 жыл бұрын

Nn

@therandomgirl5590

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

F. That poor husband deserves better.

@zetsumeinaito

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, he was dumb enough to dip it in crazy. It's like pity for sloths who sometimes die because they forget to eat. You feel bad, but then you're all "what a dumb animal."

@xwyzywx

5 жыл бұрын

@@zetsumeinaito reverse uno to u buddy

@Val-if3ow

5 жыл бұрын

69 likes... I want to like but to keep it at 69 so I'm not going to like, I'm sorry.

@markurbaniuk7819

5 жыл бұрын

I read this as "F. That husband deserves butter."

@lechking941

5 жыл бұрын

F for the man and I feel bad for him I wonder if he divorced her a this

The tech scam bating call community is beautiful. Edna is the internet's favorite grandma.

Best one yet! Loved the call! I was crying with laughter 🤣🤣

You are getting scammed!! OP- *reverse Uno card* No u

@speedy01247

5 жыл бұрын

more like "no you are getting hacked" (I know its not exactly hacking, but he was messing with their computer)

@Lus0

5 жыл бұрын

speedy01247 and thats when the party ends people

@duggalicious

5 жыл бұрын

Ha. Sorry I can't like it's at special number right now

@AlwaysANemesis

5 жыл бұрын

"You gettin' mugged!" "No, you're getting mugged." "AAH, how the hell does that even work!?"

@phantomglitch6922

5 жыл бұрын

Theirs A Boot In Your Snake REVERSE

"Do you know who I am?!" A potential reddit story, keep talking.

OP in the post where he/she likes to mess around with scammers, you can sue them for calling.

"You know, if I were the booze bandit in this story, I'd probaby feel a little bit pissed off." Ok, that was the best pun ever!

@DANNY1TDM

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I DIDENT NOTICE THAT SOMEHOW

@Schmuni

5 жыл бұрын

It took me a second when he said it, then i got mad at myself for chuckling.

@kategarray1790

5 жыл бұрын

omg I did not see that one that's epic lol

My lunch bandit story: I replaced the cream filling of some Oreos with horseradish. Worked like a charm.

@TraustiGeir

5 жыл бұрын

Nicely done.

@stefm.w.3640

5 жыл бұрын

lmao, thats smart

@soumyakantipandit9098

5 жыл бұрын

I tried a little bit of widowmaker syrup in place of soy sauce in my noodles. That bully went unconscious and had to be hospitalised.

@olymolly3637

5 жыл бұрын

@@soumyakantipandit9098 what is a widowmaker syrup?

@laurenkuelker4612

5 жыл бұрын

My sister's ex friend was stealing from her lunch kit, so my mom put a candy bar with a note that said: (sister's ex friend name) please stop stealing my lunch. In my sister's lunch for the ex friend. Sometimes it pays to kill with kindness.

About that booze bandit... I don't know about him being pissed off... But i could swear he got PISSED IN 🤣

7:30 I like how the scammer is so calm during this (also f for the husband)

Moral of the story: Don't steal your co-workers' lunch. You don't know if your allergic to it.

@Artemetra

5 жыл бұрын

I did that in high school. Got my lunch taken right from my hands 3 days by a bully who wolfed it down, so I made a Tabasco PB&J and it worked perfectly. He got about 5 bites when the hot sauce hit and he spewed! I laughed, tho I did fear getting to get my butt kicked. There was never a 5th time. Too bad they didn't have hotter sauce back then...

@MstangMch4

5 жыл бұрын

@@Artemetra these days with the peppers available, not to mention Liquid Ass, you could have put that bully in ICU with one bite!! At the very least in tears begging for mercy!! LoL

@SurrealSnowman

5 жыл бұрын

*Dumps peanut oil into burger* Yummy yummy

@SurrealSnowman

5 жыл бұрын

If not allergic to peanut oil though... *Fills mug with watery dog poo* Chunky chocolate milk

@summerfireking

5 жыл бұрын

I'm that type of ass hole that would make that concoction

the carolina reaper fajitas sound good, both as a lunch and as a revenge for the theif hahaha

@faq_is_love

5 жыл бұрын

I'd actually eat it with a good appetite.

@enderkittygaming2348

5 жыл бұрын

They are good, just don't over due the peppers or they are all you will taste, and you would probably not want to add them long before eatting as they tend to leech into everything they touch. Flavor is one thing while torment is another.

@oxford14

5 жыл бұрын

Lucky for the food thief there was someone else in the room!

@abbyiswatching2046

5 жыл бұрын

It's brilliant, and the perfect defense! Poison the lunch thief with something I'd happily eat. When I was first learning to cook years ago, I nearly killed people I *like* with chili when I thought I *was* going mild. Tasted fine to me! A little bland maybe...

@kia4815

5 жыл бұрын

i eat habanero peppers around 3 times a day straight, just as a snak

OMG I WAS LAUGHING DEAD when u replaced the f word with hugs !! HUGSSS ❤️❤️

Mail tampering is a felony. According to current federal laws that Karen could've done prison time. All she would've had to do is piss off the wrong judge.

At the 01:50 mark, the booby trapped lunch wasn't "poisoned." It was just "spicy." 'Reaper peppers' aren't poison or they'd be hard to acquire, harder than they are, anyway. The Lunch Thief got what they deserved, asthma attack or not. Mortal of the Story: don't piss off the people who are preparing that with you eat.

@RomanianRebecca

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Tillman Moral*

@tucagwathiel3380

5 жыл бұрын

I dunno, I like to think the lunch thief was left to contemplate his own mortality at the end of the story.

@Freedom1man

5 жыл бұрын

Some judges allow for lawsuits against the lunch owners if they do this sort of thing to catch a thief.

@tucagwathiel3380

5 жыл бұрын

How would that be proved though? Some people just like really spicy food and cook their meals on the level of spiciness that they like without accounting for whether someone stealing their food can handle it or not. Again, if the person hadn't stolen in the first place then he wouldn't have been in that position to begin with.

@Freedom1man

5 жыл бұрын

@@tucagwathiel3380 Through public confessions like the one in the video. Also, depends on what a jury will believe.

As soon as OP mentioned Carolina Reapers, I immediately knew bad stuff was gonna go down.

@Sicguyphx

5 жыл бұрын

So just Incase this information is useful, if the victims can prove the spicy food was intentionally done to catch the thief it can be used against you as assault or manslaughter or murder 2 because the intent was to harm but the death was accidental. However if you can eat said reapers you can say you didn’t do anything to harm the victim.

@TeamLumix

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sicguyphx what if you prove you like it by chowing it down in front of the cops

@cediviannareeda4305

5 жыл бұрын

@@TeamLumix their's a reason police say 'tell it to the judge;' their job isn't to mediate justice, it's to enforce, when they initially arrest you, it's just to make sure you don't simply nope off, it's also why they call you a 'suspect' even if they definately saw you try to hide your liquer by pouring it down your pants

@TeamLumix

5 жыл бұрын

@@cediviannareeda4305 still would be funny

@Sicguyphx

5 жыл бұрын

Eleutheria see what maxwell is thinking is that person steals lunch, gets spicy food heart attack, and then calls police. The parts he’s skipping is the thief realizing it was intentional, and then whose lunch was it in the first place. You’d have to confess to this crime or celebrate setting the thief up. I would think this means I’m advising using generic cheap tupper wear and packaging. Maybe wear food prep gloves while doing it. Then also keep some extra in your fridge just to prove that you would eat it in the same condition. The burden of proof lies with the accuser so take that for what it is.

Thanks rslash! you’ve made getting my hair done a great experience! I can just sit and listen to the stories AND laugh with my cousin as they’re being told

F for the man who had to deal with his psychotic wife. Who got arrested twice and a restraint order on her.

My neighbors saved and saved for their first new car. Finally, they made their purchase. A brand new 1978 Buick, with only about 20 miles on the odometer. However, there was a persistent rattling sound in the driver's door. The service department at the dealership removed an empty whiskey bottle hidden there at assembly line. The husband was later told by his friends that he had a "Monday morning" car, built by auto workers who hated the beginning of their work week and had to hide the evidence of their coping technique.

@TheVinchenzo130

5 жыл бұрын

That's kinda funny and kinda sad.

@Shkunk1

5 жыл бұрын

Always check the vin. No Monday or Friday cars.

Oh my god that voice clip was exactly what I imagine a scammer would sound like XD what a great addition to a pro revenge story XD

@puffin9815

5 жыл бұрын

I listened to the whole call it’s well funny

@kaennokage

5 жыл бұрын

@@hound4857 Basically all PEOPLE in general are Indian. Just purely statistically speaking, they have like a quarter of the population of the planet in a relatively small area. Between them and China, it's pretty much half the population. Rounding the numbers heavily of course, but still... Just by the way statistics work, you could easily go your whole life without ever being scammed by someone that isn't from India, even though there are just as high percentages of people doing it elsewhere.

@isaacguzman7564

5 жыл бұрын

It would’ve been Indian if it were stereotypical

Bro the scammer sounds exactly like what most people think scammers sound like

7:28 "son of a fine woman" I DIED SEEING THAT LMFAO

As for the loop hole with poisoned food, the said poison must either be a common thing to put into meals, a recipe requirement, or a medical substance. I’m no lawyer, but I did this once, but only after legal research.

@tOSdude

4 жыл бұрын

Like the guy who made some spicy curry and was eating some in the HR meeting about poisoning his food.

@phlushphish793

4 жыл бұрын

@@tOSdude One Philipino guy would microwave his left over fish in the company break room, stinking up the whole place!

@danlewis6157

3 жыл бұрын

So my sister’s exlax frosting with a clear don’t touch this” sign might have been ok?

@FEKana

3 жыл бұрын

technically they would have to prove that he intentionally did this to be in any legal trouble. Or they could legally prove that his actions were reckless enough to get him In to legal trouble

@loganbaxter4685

3 жыл бұрын

@@FEKana But proving this would be very difficult. Not to mention if the statute of limitations has passed or if he was tried and found not guilty, all the so called victim can do is pound sand.

When he was bleeping out the "b word" he said it as fine woman.😂

I can’t get enough of the pro revenge stories

“I’m not smart. I’m not smart at all” 😂 same buddy

I think that every time somebody says the unfamily friendly word that starts with an F it should say "hug" "YOU HUGGING MOTHER HUGGER"

@heyimodd967

5 жыл бұрын

It’s a non PG family frenly word

@wizardtnt696

5 жыл бұрын

i like to hug butt

@vladimbond

5 жыл бұрын

Better with duck, you mother🐦er Dont have a duck emote sry

The audio for the second one was absolutely hilarious. By far one of the best posts I've seen!

@kataseiko

5 жыл бұрын

There's a whole channel by e.g. Jim Browning. He makes those Indian scammers furious every time and probably destroyed a few of their computers as well as refunding A LOT of the scammers' ill-gotten loot.

HOLY SHIT... Those notifications are in the video? RSlash, you're killing me... I silenced everything on my phone and couldn't figure it out for the life of me until I rewound at 4:50 and kept hearing the notification sound at the same time in the video... I'm a Marine veteran... I don't have enough sanity left for you to be driving me more in to the red 🤣🤣🤣

11:52 "Who drinks at 9am?" Me: My Dad on the weekends.

Guy deletes scammers files. Jim Browning is that you?

@jasonmccain9544

5 жыл бұрын

Who?

@michaelwautraets7126

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasonmccain9544 this dude, whom regularly screws with scammers. it really hillarious kzread.info/dron/BNG0osIBAprVcZZ3ic84vw.html

@williamtoccijr9579

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like Scammer Revolts...he's awesome

@blurryeyestf2

4 жыл бұрын

Ye I watched this vid lmao

@chdreturns

4 жыл бұрын

@@williamtoccijr9579 It isn't Scammer Revolts it seems, it's some other guy who is active on Soundcloud as opposed to KZread.

Do you know who I am?!? Its me Roman, lets go bowling, cousin!

@sejn195

5 жыл бұрын

Another time.

@hyokoura6068

5 жыл бұрын

Too soon tails, Too soon..

@CT--ox5gk

5 жыл бұрын

Did you just say cousin?

@samdatem1446

5 жыл бұрын

Nico : *shoots Roman* Shut up cousin! Vlad : *smug grin after giving hypnotize nico to kill roman after asking vlad to go to bowling SO MUCH* PS : i know thats alot of context but that could be true

@illusion86ln

5 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/mIqF27uDaLXSZ9I.html

"Son of a fine woman" made me lol =)

Omg the phone call is GREAT XD

Hell yea! Scammer lost their System32. As a techy guy this makes me so happy to hear.

@lilmaple072

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sonicsaber25 If you use Command Prompt, it would be irreversible either way. I've never done it (even though I could in a virtual machine if I wanted), but I'm pretty sure it's as simple as opening Command Prompt as Admin, and typing in 'del "C:\Windows\System32"'. The second you hit enter, it wipes it completely from the hard drive, and therefore is permanently deleted.

@venomquill308

5 жыл бұрын

I don't have a clue as to what that means. Could you please be so kind as to enlighten me?

@lilmaple072

5 жыл бұрын

@@venomquill308 Which part? Sorry, I tend to use terms a lot of people don't understand. -System32 is a folder of programs in all Windows OS's (Operating Systems) that are essential for running a computer. All it takes is one to be gone, and if it's the right one, Windows won't even know how to turn on. Every single time it will take you to a black screen with a white error message in the top left of the screen. -Command Prompt is a program that comes by default in all Windows OS's and is made for people to put in commands for the computer to carry out. -Virtual Machines are basically like a computer within a computer. You download a VM program, get the .iso file (or a few other file types also work) and the program will open and install a new computer inside your computer. The VM sets aside a certain amount of storage as virtual memory for the VM. Anything that happens within a VM doesn't transfer to the actual computer. You can install a System32 deleting virus and have the VM destroyed, but the actual computer be fine. -"C:\Windows\System32" Is the file location for the System32 folder in Windows. "C:" (C-Drive) is the hard drive that is used for not only Windows's essential files, but also some programs that can be downloaded. Adobe programs like Photoshop CC and Premiere Pro CC are an example of that. You can add your own files in C: too, but I personally don't see why when you could put them in the default folders Windows provides. The parts between the slashes are folders. Example, Windows is a folder withing C:, and System32 is in that Windows folder. If we were trying to identify a single file and not a folder, we would have to add the appropriate file extension to the end. (Example: An image with the file name "soda" would need to be soda.jpg or soda.png, and not simply soda. I hope this helps at least a little, Angelica. I tried to summarize most of what I talked about.

@venomquill308

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sonicsaber25 Jeez! Just what a scammer would deserve no less.

@Yoshi278

5 жыл бұрын

tbh deleting sys32 is fairly fixable. All the files other than the deleted ones will be untouched on the HDD and would just require a new windows install to fix but its probably the most annoying thing you can do to someone in that short time outside of uploading a virus and hoping it isn't quarantined by whatever AV running on the scammers machine.

Man that last part of the conversation was funny. Grated I had to listen to the end but it was wellll worth it. The pat when OP got the scammer good with "in order to hug his mom the other guy would have to actually have a (haa sorry couldn't stop laughing for a sec) Male a pentage inouder to do so" I serially could not stop laughing no matter how hard I tried it was just to funny. Ha bravo👏 OP bravo👏👏👍

Lmao, "you're trying to be very smart. " "I'm not smart" me to my parents when I make a point

Oh btw, you know what is equaly stupid to crashing into a parked police car? A classmate from high school demonstrated it: - ride a fixie (bicycle with only one gear)- no brakes ("not cool") - no lights - at night - drunk (about 1.5‰) - see a police officer writing parking tickets - somehow crash into him - mild concussion because helmets are "not cool" - 17 years old, so his parents had to get him from the police station - 600ish bucks fine - three year ban from getting a drivers license - beg everyone in class for money to pay for the bills as some of us "were drinking with him before". We even tried to convince him to not take the bike to go home. Also, a F for that husband. edit: formating, youtube sucks

I give the man an 'F'. Like the school grade for his taste in women.

@pillowsoft4444

5 жыл бұрын

Wow this is much better then my comment

@qdllc

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes the crazy comes out after the consumption of wedding cake....

@Ikajo

5 жыл бұрын

@Rick O'Shay Humans don't have alfa and beta males...

@irishuisman1450

5 жыл бұрын

Ikajo I think you mean alpha, but even then, that was the f*cking joke

@Ikajo

5 жыл бұрын

@@irishuisman1450 Alfa is the spelling in my language... means the same.

"Pissed Off" hahaha Thank you!

The guy messing with the tech support scammer for some reason reminds me of someone from red vs blue

No matter the graphic quality, the content quality is still gold👌

@sageneedssnuggles2333

5 жыл бұрын

Yes always 👏🏻👌🏻

Hug is my new favorite swear word. First you have to find your tiny hugging arms...

Love your stories!

LOL "Honey, can you please take 30 minutes to write an apology letter to our neighbours for threatening to vandalise or assault them? They promised to withraw your restraining order." "No, we should sell our house instead."

Oh my goooood that call!!! He really used a Nick Fury quote!

@DANNY1TDM

5 жыл бұрын

"YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?"?

Nobody: Scammer: *you mother hugger*

on that "can you get away with murder like this" the answer is no. Particularly if you placed it where you believed someone would steal and eat it.

Death threat Fraud Suspensions Dis orderly conduct Attempted assault Reckless driving What else

@thecheez2436

5 жыл бұрын

Disorderly Conduct

@shotgunsam9700

4 жыл бұрын

Slander DUI Assault with a deadly weapon Speeding Public intoxication

@luckylittleloser4141

4 жыл бұрын

Thought you'd say 'Hotel Trivago' lol

@jameson1239

4 жыл бұрын

Attempted vehicular murder

@davidmarkovian2794

4 жыл бұрын

Bitchy conduct.

Gotta say death by fajitas would make for a pretty weird funeral convo.

@desperateenuf6230

5 жыл бұрын

Reddit Smoothie family member:omg 😭😭😭 why’d he die he was soooo young OP: oh he kept stealing my lunch so I put some of my spicy peppers in it FM: you’re the reason he dieeeed😭😭

@marys.7713

5 жыл бұрын

I’m so confused, was the woman stealing the lunches? The pronouns changed halfway through

@desperateenuf6230

5 жыл бұрын

Mary S. Me too so I just went with he

@Reapers991

5 жыл бұрын

@@marys.7713 No, the man ate the spicy food and was having an asthma attack because of it, the woman was screaming for help since...well the man wasn't in a state to do so himself.

@marys.7713

5 жыл бұрын

Reapers991 ohh

My first thought when you said "Op posted the audio recording of the phone call" was "wait hold up, it's not my birthday yet". 😂

That audio clip is GOLD.

Rslash: Some dingleberry Me: 😂😂😂

Poor husband?!? he married her!!! Let me get out my tiny violin..... >_>

@madisonpainter8243

5 жыл бұрын

I have a I have a real and I can put some pretty sad songs on it I'm actually going to start playing while watching this

OH MY GOSH... this phone call was DELICIOUS xD

1:22 I like how he first said he heard a woman screaming for help but then its revealed to be a boy who stole his lunch. thats hilarious

"you kiss your mother with that mouth?" is that ninja?

@grinreaperoftrolls7528

5 жыл бұрын

Is it a guy from alabama?

@BigTarb

5 жыл бұрын

*Ninja 100*

@iSaint9

5 жыл бұрын

YOU SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

@strikez7292

5 жыл бұрын

THE F YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH

@declans3767

5 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie: *SOMEBODY SAY NINYA?!?!?!* You will get it if you what Jedi the video of pewds playing with ninja, I mean ninya

I love when he giggles in the middle of a story. I don't know what it is about his laugh but it makes me smile every time I hear it. Honestly I love these videos over the others because I like how he talks in general for some reason.

@Kelle0284

Жыл бұрын

I hate it. Maybe I'm just impatient and want him to get on with it already.

I love the replacement for the F word as hug. If you just read it it sounds like the other guy was to hug the scammers computer 😂.

Mother hugger is officially my new favorite insult lol

Besides the Carolina Reeper, the first lunch actually sounded really good.

@dubious6718

5 жыл бұрын

Reaper is candy and not really that hot

@OmniscientWarrior

5 жыл бұрын

The reaper, depending on how much of it, may be the best part. But I am not a fan of cilantro and lime barely gets a pass from me.

@MommyOfMutants

5 жыл бұрын

Dubious Isn’t the Carolina Reaper the hottest pepper in the world? It’s over 2,200,000 Scovilles. How can’t you say “it’s really not that hot”?! 🙄

@thedinastyguild

5 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he's either, tricking some one into eating it, or being sarcastic... you got r/whoosh 'd if so

@viethuongvothai686

5 жыл бұрын

MommyOfMutants nah bro, dragon breath is hotter, but the pepper x (created by th same guy created carlifonia pepper) is even hotter, but no one have ever try it, there only a sauce made out of it

First it was f's for the husband in entitled parents, now in pro revenge F's to every husband out there

@atrain153

5 жыл бұрын

F