Jack mixing up areola with iris is the most terrifying thing of the video.

@carbs_r_delish

9 ай бұрын

I think we might need to check Jacks search history.

@Snow_Sailor

9 ай бұрын

​@@carbs_r_delishno we don't need to see eye tiddy body horror

@alchemysaga3745

9 ай бұрын

The worst part is that he literally saw the RIGHT word just moments ago. Or potentially an hour ago, for the earlier post.

@Oxygen1004

9 ай бұрын

That conjured up and even MORE terrifying image tbh

@DG_Toti

9 ай бұрын

Man’s been listening to too much Sickology 101 recently

7:39 One Word: Hematoma. Basically, he got a cut under his skin, and the blood pooled there. Thankfully, it's one of those injuries that looks a lot worse than it actually is.

@songohan3321

9 ай бұрын

Thank you kind person!

@Ratt54

9 ай бұрын

Thank you. I was very concerned

@Ophalcharriz

9 ай бұрын

I got one on the back of my leg. The hematoma was around 2 to 3 inches long.

13:01 So fun fact. Most of wounds on sharks are from mating. They are aggressive with eachother during intimacy. So either that sharks has fought hard or that shark got BUSYY

@DrJose2014

9 ай бұрын

why not both

@epicrapchannel2992

9 ай бұрын

got the shussy

@The_Professional_Moron

9 ай бұрын

So, what I’m getting from this is that sharks “like it rough”?

@SomeRendomDude

4 ай бұрын

@@The_Professional_Moron Will keep in mind the next time I with a shark

"for every order, we'll give Robin a subreddit that isn't inherently depressing or enraging for him" bless you john emkay

A few more things about the Wizard of Oz: Margaret Hamilton (the wicked witch) in one scene disappears in a flash of fire, during which she actually got badly burned. They kept that shot in the final movie. There's a scene where there is a bunch of snow falling all around... yeah, that snow was made out of asbestos and they were all breathing it in.

I was also there during the ballistic missile warning. I was in middle school. Next year, I had a teacher that had a whole assignment of “what would you do if the world were to end?” He then told us the story of how he had this same assignment last year, then the missile warning happened like a week later.

@0_dearghealach_083

9 ай бұрын

I'd probably scream, cry and panic, m honestly. And then run to my home and spend time with my family.

@MergeMechanic7395

9 ай бұрын

2012?

@hellraiser217

9 ай бұрын

Be dead. Obviously.

@NovaVelle808

9 ай бұрын

I still have the text messages

@yeetusthefetus3465

9 ай бұрын

What could you do if the world were to end? If there's even a few hours left before the end, i'd probably be a little excited, a little scared, then i'll go buy two packs of my favorite chips, talk to my friends maybe make a few jokes, stay with my family and watch youtube for the remaider of time. And hopefully death won't be too painful.

I choked on my ice cream when Jack said areola when he was talking about the guys iris. I haven't laughed that much in a long time,

@maxis5427

9 ай бұрын

It's even more funny because he's right. It can mean both things, the part of the iris around the pupil and a coloured patch around the nipple. The real question is, which meaning came first? Who was the doctor that didn't think about people getting confused?

6:44 everyone on that movie was getting screwed between the Asbestos snow, the tin mans makeup poisoning him and putting him in hospital for 2 weeks paint or being set on fire and receiving serious burns like the wicked witch and her stunt double.

@alchemysaga3745

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, but Judy Garland definitely got some of the worst of it. Largely thanks to the other actors SA'ing her.

@tsm688

9 ай бұрын

@@alchemysaga3745 whatting her?

@bleepblock2177

9 ай бұрын

@@tsm688sexual assault

@Pistachio_cream

9 ай бұрын

​@@tsm688sexually assaulting her :(

@thecookiecrumbsinpercyshai8685

9 ай бұрын

@@tsm688 sexually assaulting

An arreola growing over someone's pupil is simultaneously the funniest and most horrifying mental image I've had in a while

9:30 So... explanation as of why the Maui Red House wasn't scratched from the fire. The owner of the house built it using a particular type of wood that's highly fire retardant. The roof and structures are made out of metal (iirc Aluminium). So, the house itself is fine. But it would have some minor fire damage, as you can see from the trees next to it being literally charcoal

19:34 honestly this account is either in danger of hurting themself or others OR a writer. When you write you ask some bizarre questions like that

Fun fact: the majority of scars on sharks are from their mating process, so that was one sexy fishy

The first one is the Mothman and nobody can tell me otherwise

@BullerPerson

9 ай бұрын

Otherwise

@Justanormalguy946

9 ай бұрын

Hello I am nobody, and I’m going to tell you otherwise

@buddyy9558

9 ай бұрын

Same but otherwise

@Rikodoesstuff69

9 ай бұрын

Lämp

@Actuallygoaway

9 ай бұрын

Otherwise

4:22 This is Stoffel the Honey Badger, and this is only scratching the surface 6:21 We are not just going to ignore Margret Hamilton on the left there.

10:34 It's either Smile Dog, a sk!nw!lk!r, or a really friggin weird dog.

@spqr5843

9 ай бұрын

Skin walker*

@Figgythekitty

6 ай бұрын

​@@spqr5843Oh frick.....there coming for you

@Figgythekitty

6 ай бұрын

According to Navajo folklore speaking of sk!nw@1ke%$ is taboo

@4r4chn1da33

5 ай бұрын

@@Figgythekittylate to this, but I’m pretty sure it’s w3nd1g0s that are disrespectful to talk about and say, but Skinwalkers are fine to talk about and say

19:15 This person is probably a writer. Probably wanting to write a twist where someone survives a large fall. I made a similar search a few months ago for a novel I'm writing.

@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow

9 ай бұрын

But what if it's someone who wants to commit suicide

If I wasn't poor as dirt I'd buy the hell out of those hoodies just for sheer effort Robin and Jack do for these "ads".

The deep markings and the consistency of the direction of the cuts makes me think the shark ran into a rudder or something. I remember years ago hearing that was a problem with manatees, as they would get too close to boats. There's also the orca that's training other orca how to tear off rudders from yachts, so I imagine it must be an ongoing problem.

@sakurakitsunestar

9 ай бұрын

I agree Definitely boat strikes matches ones I've seen on manatees that were being treated for them 😢

The most oddly terrifying thing I found out not long ago is that our city holds and italian record. In the "district" of Bolzaneto in Genova between the 7th and 8th of October in 1970 a total of 948 millimeters of rain fell down. This all happened in the span of 24 hours with 43 deaths total and a lot of people lost their houses. Basically a year's worth of rain poured in 24 hours alone. And after recent studies it came out Genova is number 5 as the sunniest city in Italy. With my dad's being the second. And we also had a record for the worst flood in 2011. I remember that. Not as many people died but it was still a horrible tragedy.

@noranizaazmi6523

9 ай бұрын

Holds an italian record? I’m guessing the flooding is the terrifying part (honestly same since one time there was just rain everyday for like a week, and it caused a flood in places where there normally wouldnt be floods)

@sliderblackrose4287

9 ай бұрын

Friendswood, Texas during Hurricane Harvey got a whopping 50.4 inches (1,280.16mm) of rain in just over a day. It was...fun?

@nikitatavernitilitvynova

9 ай бұрын

@@noranizaazmi6523 yes despite the flood caused less deaths but more economic damage to shops. Expecially since we had another one equally as bad a few years after that caused many shops to definitely close for good as they couldn't deal with a second flood. We had a flood not long ago aswell. If I can find the video I'll link it here. But basically there was a video circulating recently of a man trying to get up the stairs at the train station of Piazza Principe whislt heaps of water was cascading down them. And businnes owners were at it again getting angry at the poor infrastructure causing their shops to flood. But yes that was the Italian and European record for most water rained in 24 hours. It was some railway worker trying to get rid of the water with a sweep as the entire station flooded. (but I can't post the link or KZread will delete this) Also I forgot to add the heavy rain caused a flood that day in the 70's. But the flood I'm talking about is the one in 2011 which in my opinion cussed more damage despite only 4 people died.

15:40 damn if only there was a way to safely do that with other shapes and even colors

15:28 What do you mean? These are perfectly normal Dutch stairs. Everyone here has them that way. We fall down the stairs only 9/10 times, they're perfectly safe

I was in Hawaii when the missile threat happened. We slept through it . . . we woke up to an announcement on the hotel’s PA saying it was a false alarm. Then we found out . . . I often wonder what I would have done if I had seen the first alert on my watch.

This picture at 17:18 reminded me of a few facts about this particular shark. 1, their teeth can come out once they've no use for them, and they consume the expelled teeth for the nutrients the teeth had used up. 2, their underbelly glows to provide a sort of camouflage from predators lurking in the darkness below via counterillumination, but it only works during the day, so they limit their surface time to the day.

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

8 ай бұрын

I remember learning about these fellas from Octonauts back when I was 7 or something.

@Game_Blox9999

8 ай бұрын

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 I also watched the Octonauts when I was little! My favorite part of those episodes were the Creature Reports, because it summed up what was being taught in each episode.

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

8 ай бұрын

@@Game_Blox9999 I used to love that show, I was surprised when I learned there was a spin-off. I do prefer the OG Creature Report song though...

@Game_Blox9999

8 ай бұрын

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 True, but another reason I liked the show was the Gups that they had, like the Gup-A, the Gup-E, even the Gup-F was pretty cool. But I really like the more recent Gups, like the Gup-X, the red one that could separate into three separate sections.

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

8 ай бұрын

@@Game_Blox9999 I thought the gups and the octopod were cool too!

if i was staying at a hotel and i saw a "painting" that said recording on it, i'd be VERY paranoid and start to wonder if i was ACTUALLY being recorded or not.

The smiling dog post has actually been solved! It's just a repost of someone's husky wanting to be let inside after using the bathroom :))

start ordering their clothes, we need a non-depressing subreddit for robin

9:56 I don't trust that for this simple reason: Someone, some day, is going to light their apartment on fire and if it's in the middle or the bottom how long before the people on the top floor can't evacuate anymore? How long would it take to evacuate everyone?

Pretty sure they also bound Judy's chest to give her a more girl-like figure. And they gave her sleeping pills to counteract the uppers from the day.

@Trickpants

9 ай бұрын

The majority of all those rumors are not true, there's whole books written debunking it using interviews from the actual actors. Kaz Rowe here on youtube did an excellent video on it and goes over some of the books, it's super interesting :)

@Hauntaku

9 ай бұрын

@@Trickpants Enough lies from you, Tom Edison

12:46 Ah yes, let’s ignore the fact that the box’s date is 9/11. (Unless Jack is not from America, they have a slight accent but, I’m not assuming anything. Then, totally fair they didn’t realize the date.)

@OneShotWonder996

9 ай бұрын

Jack is an Aussie

1:41 in case you are wondering, these are hairworms, and no they can’t hurt you or your pet In any way. The grasshopper had hair worm eggs in it and they hatched when it went for a drink at the dog dish. They are only found in ponds and lakes

@makinnir

9 ай бұрын

thank you for saving my life because i had a damn heart attack

5:42 Hey look it's every analogue horror after Mandela Catalogue made people think the scariest thing was unnatural faces

16:00 can't stop laughing at arreola

0:48 makes me think of two things... One, I'm thankful I live in an apartment so I don't need to worry about footsteps at my front door. Two: a suspiciously round Latias could be observing you without leaving footprints. be very afraid :3 Yes, that means you, Jack.

@Heratic_

9 ай бұрын

:3

@LugiDergX

9 ай бұрын

I kinda love the fact we now have a vore Latias active on EmKay videos. You are adorable and have a great day :3

@Just_a_commenter

9 ай бұрын

​@@LugiDergXAww, thank you

@WestGarbage6

9 ай бұрын

@@Just_a_commenter Has anybody ever tried to throw a quick ball at you?

@alchemysaga3745

9 ай бұрын

​@@WestGarbage6Shouldn't it be a Heavy Ball? I'm not sorry.

0:13 I can see its flying but I love to think its just a huge bug standing there

18:30 earlier this year i had a morning AP test so i was allowed to leave early, so i finished and then went to McDonald's. i got a burger, fries and a mcflurry, my order was $19.50 usd, all i had was a $20.

5:35 that is a sneaky way to get people to order and I 100% like it

10:14 this looks either like when the screen is hard glitching or when a pc gets error messages and they cover the whole screen while overlapping eachother

@malikhanoo6915

9 ай бұрын

YEAHHHH

0:07 the bug be like: ay i'm definitely a person and i'd like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty-

10:51 - The post references to an old creepypasta from like a decade, or so, ago. The title is "Smile Dog". A brief summary of what it is: SmileDog is a warped image of a dog with human teeth grinning at the camera with a demented smile and it causes insanity to whoever looks at it. Other versions tell of it that the image becomes more and more terrifying as times go by and it would essentially follow you into your nightmares until you either; a.) send it to another person to rid yourself of the curse; or b.) go insane.

@cappucosmico

9 ай бұрын

the image is also from a tumblr post and is just the world's worst image of this dog- the person who made the post did end up sharing images of the dog looking much less Unfortunate and very normal

15:00 roblox natural disaster survival be like

@DrJose2014

9 ай бұрын

wrong timestamp

@damion7859

9 ай бұрын

​@@DrJose2014mb thank you

2:24 I am pretty sure after you murder someone you go to that face and it asks you "What is the purpose of friendship" and you reply "Betrayal my brother" and then you are in the guild.

@ValuableBlueberry

9 ай бұрын

good ol Dark Brotherhood but where is the red hand tho?

It feels very strange to see jack actually moving

1:57 this is not what I want to hear while on the toilet

@fatman3

9 ай бұрын

I think it’s a horsehair worm or something like that which I’m pretty sure are a parasite that make bugs drown themselves

15:55 Is the Netflix adaptation of Oshi no ko.

10:41 lol the new smile dog

As someone who watched a lot of videos of bugs, those things that Jack thought were eyes aren't eyes. Those things being cut off made of a bunch of small dots are the eyes

8:41 that hotel looks terrifyingly similar to the hotel i was just in.

Yeah, I was about to say, I’m a writer, I like to write (bad) murder mysteries, and those questions about falling off a cliff would DEFINITELY be something I look up… giving me ideas tho…

9:28 in South Africa you'll be accused of witchcraft if that happened here🤣🤣🤣💔💔 And they gift the witches a nice "necklace" 👀

Another terrifying fact that occurred while on-set of the original Wizard of Oz film is that someone tied the rope so-to-speak. They can be seen in an early copy of the film hanging out in the background.

@sansuusilly

9 ай бұрын

what is a so-to-speak

@bleepblock2177

9 ай бұрын

@@sansuusillysou is side

@willvan7685

9 ай бұрын

@@sansuusilly It was a euphemism. In essence, someone had 'self-terminated' themselves.

@iexist1300

9 ай бұрын

Fortuantly this is fake.

@scientistservant

9 ай бұрын

That’s been debunked. It was an emu or ostrich in the background!

That wasp be like *"We've come for your Nectar."*

Imagine showing up for a one night stand and they bring you out to the Cloud Bed ™️

1:09 *insert Night of Night's (Flowering nights remix) START RUNNING

12:56 seems like the shark got caught on an industrial net

Ive never seen an iris growing over the over that pupil like that. But i have seen when the pupil covers the iris. Many of my family memes have that eye condition lol

14:53 yeah can the hurricanes go back to hitting just florida i dont wanna experience this again the earthquakes didnt help

Man oh man, Jack never fails to make me burst out in laughter with his random little songs he does

jack was going in the opposite direction from where the ant's eyes actually are lol. (they are huge and on top of its head) though those dots might be tiny addtional eyes that many bugs have so he's not entirely wrong

9:18 God was like "I got you fam"

Out of all of the paintings they could’ve chosen, how the hell did they settle on that one 💀

I haven’t watched emkay since quarantine. Im glad i watched now.

0:05 I think that Beedrill accidentally used a piece of uranium thinking it was a Beedrillite

16:45 no he has a pop gun a toy rifle that shoots a cork out via air pressure

3:10 Do they have pets? 'cause our cats have pulled those grates up.

Jack and Robin are adorable

4:45 cowboy ceo jack timestamp

Bugs messing up ring cameras is so funny to me, especially ones where they somehow accidentally ring the doorbell

My mum once called me to bring a mop and bucket. She found a fully fed tick on the floor... after someone had stepped on it. You've no idea how much blood fits in those little bastards.

does anyone else think jack looks like hes being held at gunpoint for these merch plugs?

3:01 Actually, rats are the least of their problems. A most likely option is a snake. Which means you have a rodent problem. So, catch the snake, but don't kill it. Release it. They're free pest control.

3:20 "feel safly asured that it wasnt a human that did that" THEN WHAT THE HELL DID?

@Duckyduck987

9 ай бұрын

AN AMONG US

Thank you EmKay, you have supported me when my pets have died. My cat died January 2022 and my dog died today, RIP Chandler + Mason. Please reply by just saying it’s gonna be alright.

@rapogirl1391

9 ай бұрын

It's going to be alright and I'm sorry for your loss.

@rivernuri

9 ай бұрын

It will be alright

@TH3_HAL0_V01D

9 ай бұрын

Thank you guys, I had my dog for 10 years and I miss him a lot. Thank you for the support.

I know Jack meant to say Iris, but areola paints a far more disturbing image

I'm like 99% sure those scars covering that shark are mating scars.

This is my favorite channel, I watch it every freaking day. I like it so damn much that I was compelled by the voices in my head to purchase an Emkay hoodie and I’m glad I listened to them for once because it’s a damn good one too it’s very comfortable and it looks great and that’s all I have to say about that. On a side note I have a dog named tax,open up the door income tax.

Back in South Dakota, my bedroom was half underground so my window was level with the yard. It was like 10pm and suddenly my cat launches herself from my lap and onto the windowsill growling and hissing and wouldnt even let me touch her. I look out to see what has her so angry and see what I thought was a beautiful calico kitten with very bright gray eyes like little moons. I had never seen any cat with gray eyes before. It didnt react to my cat at all but when it saw me it just made these pitiful mewing noises. I could've opened my window and let it in because my screen had a giant gash in it but I didn’t want my cat attacking it so I went and got my dad who was like "I'll go check it out and see if I can catch it." So I return to my room. The kitten is just laying there in the loaf form cats use. My dad rounds the corner and it gets up and runs. It was not a kitten. Its legs were like three times longer than they should've been and it disappeared around the corner and where I lived everything was flat and my dad comes back in like "That was NOT a kitten." It just got big and long and I want it but also it was NOT a cat. I never saw it again but I am convinced it would've stolen my soul if I let it in. Maybe it was one of the fair folk idk.

@catboy_official

9 ай бұрын

Wtf wtf wtf ;_;

@00andJoe

9 ай бұрын

Sounds like a lynx. They have *astonishingly* long legs.

@silverlynxclaw1460

9 ай бұрын

@00andJoe Lynxes are my favorite animal. Do they come in calico? It was very obviously a calico

14:08 the eyes are actually the thing in the top left corner once it zooms out that have a small hexagonal pattern on them

Okay I have to know Does Jack just do one take and then apply pitch correction over different layers, or does he sit there and pound out all these harmonies on the fly?

Gotta say, once I saw the "Do not open until Sept 11" box, my first thought was "They're gonna re-enact the twin towers"

11:29 i will do anything for a kitten

20:49 harold, is this you? fallout tree-ghoul

I sense a writer in 19:49

9:28 That's one well-built house.

Bro I literally live in the oz town how tf did I not know that Dorothy was treated like that?? That’s gotta be a coverup or something

1:48 look up bear worms. It's things like this that just go to show how picturesque nature truly is.

10:31 That's definitely Smile Dog's weird cousin, Smirking Canine.

8:05 words canot describe how much i hate this picture i will close my eyes again it is burned into my eyes help

0:30 thats a septic tank

4:25 that badger, named stofales (probably spelt wrong) once broke into the house of the person who raised him and scratched at his bedroom door at midnight 13:01 pretty sure most of those scars have stuff to do with _mating_

9:10 the changes of hidden cameras being present in your hotel room, airbnb or any other kind of motel/rental sleeping spot is actually pretty high. Stuffed animals in the room? Throw m in a bin or closet. You need to check anything and everything

can we just take a moment jack said 10-4 at around 3:55 which pretty much means "affirmative"

0:46 that was beautiful jack absolutely beautiful around the end of that bit it sounds like some sort of undertale theme or some other type of game specifically the "underneath your bed tonight" part

5:06 BRUH READ THE SUBTITLES

@derpycat9140

9 ай бұрын

Condom 🤤

Eating out rises in cost exponentially. If it's one or two people, it can be much more cost effective to eat out unless you're good at meal prep and food preservation and eating leftovers. If you've got kids or parents or others involved, it's almost always cheaper to cook except for very specific foods, like pizza.

I love Jack's ads for EmKay merch, so good

Well, they certainly found a way to get me to buy the merch. Do it for Robin!

always nice to hear jacks voice

And that grasshopper parasite is why you shouldn't just feed your pet reptiles the bugs you find outside. I heard that those parasites only infect arthropods, but it's better not to test that.

3:05 we all know what’s going on here. That person will soon report a body

The image at 10:29 I have been trying to find the source of it for a bit now. Any one here know anything about its origins?