That lost senior page is actually really good. Not only does it celebrate her like any other graduate but if you’re able to read the whole thing it’s a regular missing persons information page. It’s meant to keep her in her classmates minds to keep looking and also to honor her.

@richellejohnson5593

6 ай бұрын

I just looked her up and she's still missing.

@ladyterror4663

6 ай бұрын

I looked her up too and there's a guy named "Hall" who was arrested and a known serial killer. She lived within 25 miles of the guy and it's highly suspected he's the one that's responsible for her disappearance. There's also another young woman who lived near the area who also went missing around the same time. Really messed up and sad, I got curious and looked her up, was shocked at what I found.

@Blur4strike

4 ай бұрын

@@ladyterror4663 Sadly there are far too many sick people in this world than decent people. The decent people being the ones gone too soon.

Can confirm coyotes can vocalize like a Huskey can. They can also scream. I hear them once in a while "yipping" behind our property.

@MsVilecat

6 ай бұрын

Didn't have coyotes where I grew up, but I can tell you people would get freaked out when hearing a fox calling for its kits in the middle of the night, thinking it was a young child in distress.

@kingmorgan5047

6 ай бұрын

i work overnight security next to an inner city nature preserve & have lost count of how many times I've run outside because i heard a woman screaming for help & it's just the fvcking coyotes doin a yell 😂 personally, the scariest thing about coyotes is that 1 coyote can sound like 4 because they can change pitch so rapidly. it's freaky

I appreciate Damien’s art rants. Maybe one day we could get an art themed subreddit for him to read?

@elephant_beard227

6 ай бұрын

r/art

@michaelgplayzz

6 ай бұрын

r/art

@nathanharte8646

6 ай бұрын

r/art

@magicianwithoutmagic6560

6 ай бұрын

r/art

@elodieee..

6 ай бұрын

r/art

Regarding the thing with people calling your name and screaming in the woods - the human brain is built for language, and when it hears complex sounds it starts trying to hear words in them, or trying to make them sound like humans. It's the audio equivalent of Paradolia. On a softly related note, I used to hear a women calling out constantly at my aunt's old place every night, which turned out to be peacocks from the next property over.

@kiomaelouch7192

6 ай бұрын

A great example is those videos where they play a sound with a word on the screen and then they play the same sound with a different word and the brain processes both the same way (Like the Yanny Laurel thing from years ago.)

@gabrielabatista6016

5 ай бұрын

Oh... In that case the one on the amazon might be the birds. We have lots of birds that can make quite complex call, there's even one we call "bem-te-vi" (something like, I just saw you or I saw you well, on translation) because his call sounds a lot like this sentence (also, it's called Great kiskadee on english, according to google and wikipedia). Wouldn't surprise me if people mistook other bird sounds and stuff while in the middle of the forest.

@fallonfireblade4404

23 күн бұрын

I really hope I remember that if I ever think I hear my name being called instead of panicking

I love it when damien sees an interesting post and basically researches on the topic of the post

@yes_and_so_what

6 ай бұрын

Honestly, more narrator should do that

I want a whole video of Damien reacting to weird prehistoric creatures SO bad.

@darkonyx6995

6 ай бұрын

r/naturewasmetal would make my year!!

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

I want a video of him trying unsuccessfully to pronounce their taxonomic classifications.

@nantahalacryptid8279

6 ай бұрын

Yes, so much yes@@darkonyx6995

14:15 I was so distracted by the dogs and Damien at first I didn't notice, but when I did my stomach actually sunk. I've never felt that kind of sudden fear before, I didn't know that it actually felt like your stomach _sunk,_ I thought it was a hyperbole or just some random word that was used. But no, my stomach actually _sunk._ I've never felt such an instinctual dread before, I definitely agree that house is haunted(by ghosts, or whatever _that_ is), because even if I've seen unnerving stuff before, I've never felt like I was actually *in danger* looking at it. I laughed at first, and then I cried. Not a scared or sad cry, just a "I've been completely overwhelmed and this is my excess emotion leaking out" kind of cry, just a couple tears. Sorry if I'm ranting, I've just never felt fear so intensely before, so I'm a bit excited about the new experience.

@TylerZeta

6 ай бұрын

Oddly the face looks like it's of a cardboard cutout positioned to prank brother.

@mattwalters6834

6 ай бұрын

Spooky… the thing behind the cardboard box stack at center left, correct?

@darkstarr984

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I just outright teared up and couldn’t look directly at the face once I saw it. It’s harmless but the kind of disturbing thing that I hate whenever I see it. I seriously hope this is a prank. It would be a really, really good prank.

@alivia5257

6 ай бұрын

Whats also kind of freaky is how the black dog seems to be staring straight at the face and where it would be hiding behind something. And the dog looks to be standard stock still, like its recognized something unusual.

@KDCrane_

6 ай бұрын

@@darkstarr984I felt like I had to stare at it. Like if I looked away it would win and be after me next. I got such a bad feeling from that thing

The creepy face was surely terrifying. I hope it was either photoshopped, a mannequin, or those cutout paper boards

@PrototypeSpaceMonkey

6 ай бұрын

It looked shiny and plastic, like a halloween mask or dummy. Their sibling probably bought it once on a whim because it looked like their brother, then threw it in the garage and forgot about it.

@chillenthusiast6169

6 ай бұрын

Watching at night, and just turned my phone away right (I think) before the double take. I didn’t see it the first time, and I don’t want to. That shit scary soundin bro.

@Biplizard

23 күн бұрын

My brain went straight to Lionel Richie for some reason

The California cancer labels are ridiculous. The way the law is written, it's actually easier to say it might cause cancer than to clean it up for no reason to be absolutely sure it won't cause cancer, and then get sued when it does.

@darkstarr984

6 ай бұрын

Not to mention the way things are tested is with bacteria, which are much more sensitive to mutagens than humans.

@Craxin01

6 ай бұрын

The issue with their label laws is that it inures people to the dangers, slight or not, and then people just ignore them. Like, "oh, it's just California being California." If it's not doing its job, best to stop doing it.

Apparently the merry go round kid recovered. He was forced to do the challenge by older teens he didn’t know who just kind of left him there. He was at risk of a stroke before the pressure and swelling went down.

Damien googling all the interesting posts or anything he doesn’t understand is so good, I love how excited he gets - this is why he’s the best ♡

I like how Damien didn't bash on the art exhibit for being mannequins and "ooo creepy" but instead went in depth on the piece itself

10:35 There is no coyotes in Brazil. So, what makes the human sound in the forest? In Brazil we have some myths that can "explain" this. The most famous one is Curupira, a forest spirit that, in most versions, makes sounds and steps that confuses anyone that can harm a plant or the animals, making them get lost. There is also the Saci, a mischievous spirit that, in some versions, can be really bad and make some innocent people get lost in the forest

@Pershingtank

6 ай бұрын

Could be cougar maybe?

@S3lkie-Gutz

6 ай бұрын

I may be mistaken but aren't there also maned wolves in Brazil? They make some pretty weird noises too they're so silly

@darkonyx6995

6 ай бұрын

@@S3lkie-Gutz Well, Maned Wolves aren't really known to mimick human voices, instead, they do a roar-bark, which is precisely what the name says, a loud bark that sounds like a roar, and they aren't found in the Amazon forest or Atlantic forest, they live in the savannahs of Brazil. Cougars are a more plausible explanation, as they are found in the tropical forests of the Amazon and Atlantic forest, their sounds are much closer to the sounds of an human, and, unlike Maned Wolves, Cougars can pose a serious threat to a lone human.

@jonathangoodwin5609

6 ай бұрын

Oh, I thought those were just names used for that one Netflix show I watched! So basically, there's no human sounds, its just folk stories and myths that people believe.

@YouAreAnIdiotVirus

6 ай бұрын

​@@jonathangoodwin5609there indeed are humans sounds

14:12 dude when they zoomed in on the dude i actually started shaking bro i was *shooketh*

@Terrorbear2007

6 ай бұрын

Ikr actually made me tear up that’s horrifying

11:10 there is a phenomenon where your brain will fill in sound when it isn't there. (Go play your favorite video game without sound to hear this)

@Nothingtoseehereanyway

6 ай бұрын

While, that might be the case if it's just one person out in the woods, people have had heard voices out in the middle of no where with two people around, if it was public woods then it could be explained, but people on private property with no other neighbors or people around will hear that with their buddies, and they both hear the same thing.

After seeing the one about the kid who did that play ground ride challenge and ended up looking messed up, I was instantly reminded of an episode of 911, where three grown friends trying to get internet Fame convinced one of their friends to do the challenge, however the motorcycle caught fire and his friends bailed leaving him stuck on the ride with no way to get off or stop. The first responders were able to stop the motorcycle and remove him from the ride but not before he went into G lock and all the blood that went into his head causes eyes to pop out of their sockets, the first responders were able to put his eyes back in place and save his life, but after this, and a previous failed stunt involving wearing a cement filled microwave on his head, he decided he needed new friends

@Azrael_66666

6 ай бұрын

oh *god* that's honestly horrible

@richellejohnson5593

6 ай бұрын

I remember that episode and honestly that did really mess me up as much and the Halloween party episode.

@flaurasaurus

6 ай бұрын

I remember that one! It was horrible.

@0_dearghealach_083

6 ай бұрын

Jesus H. Christ

@sammieegoldwand

6 ай бұрын

That poor guy holy shit

Lexi: Allow me to explain technology to you Damien: Let me explain art to you

@Asertix357

5 ай бұрын

Robin: No more cursedcomments, please

Growing up in the desert in Arizona: the whole hearing my own name being called thing was SUPER PREVALENT. Sometimes I'd even hear my brothers names being called. My mom told us to never call back when that happened. She never really said why. Just Something about the trees repeating names they heard and spirits or something. I've also heard people tell very similar stories about how if you follow the voices you'll "get got" by something. It's honestly terrifying. Coming home from school to our house in the middle of nowhere, knowing no one was home but me and my brother, only to hear my mom's voice calling my name from the vast, empty desert. Ick

@PhantomCat-wm8dt

6 ай бұрын

that unironically sounds like one of those stairs in the woods posts, very eerie

@ShootingStarNeo

5 ай бұрын

@@PhantomCat-wm8dtfor real tho and I suspect that may be part of what inspired the author of that particular series. Also: yeah, whatever rational explanation for the phenomena may exist, the whole idea of being alone in the middle of nowhere and hearing _something_ that sounds a little too human and a little too _familiar_ is horrifying. Thus, despite not considering myself Particularly religious nor spiritual, I know I don’t want to fuck with whatever is out there, because odds are Whatever It Is, it has been there longer than I have and will be there long after I’m gone. Better to not aggravate it.

9:32 not just any war, but ww2, a horrible war to go through for any one, civilian or fighting. Thank you for your service soldier

@Craxin01

6 ай бұрын

There's a reason they say, "war is hell."

Dog eyes glow blue-green because they have a blue-green tinted mirror behind their retinas. It's called the tapetum lucidum, and it improves night vision by giving light a second chance to be detected passing through the retina. Lots of animals have that structure, including cats and cows, but humans don't.

I absolutely love Damien going and doing the googling for us and telling us what he's found!

8:08 that impersonation of that foghorn soundbit was way too accurate XD

About the voices calling your name thing, I used to hear various noises that sounded like anything from groans to people I know but not very well speaking to me behind my back. It didn't matter who I was with or where I was, as long as I was in the woods that I still live in to this day. They stopped around when I turned 8, but thinking about I just never paid any attention to them beforehand kinda trips me out.

A great way to end the year with a creepy subreddit. Happy New Year everyone! :D

@britishcivilian

6 ай бұрын

happy new year

@therealwisemysticaltree

6 ай бұрын

It's still 2023 in mexico, tell me the future pls

@theworldmushroom2581

6 ай бұрын

Happy New Year!

@therealwisemysticaltree

6 ай бұрын

nooo not yet :'c

@theworldmushroom2581

6 ай бұрын

@@therealwisemysticaltree we won't spoil it for you dw!!

8:18 Fun fact: I've actually encountered this eye condition before. It's usually pretty rare, and it looks gruesome as hell, but it's actually no more dangerous than a bruise, because that's essentially what it is: A bruise on the inside of the eyeball.

@DaZebraffe

6 ай бұрын

Okay, the severe brain damage is a lot more dangerous. Oof.

14:24 I was fully expecting for the meme to kick in and make an explosion sounds

@minestar2247

6 ай бұрын

Bro, when the editing showed the face i was shoked to death, THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST

@26th_Primarch

6 ай бұрын

​​@@minestar2247 the eyes are completely wrong, they're as wall-eyed as Ed's from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

@gregcharles3240

6 ай бұрын

​@@26th_Primarch Holy crap you're right! Oh God!

@26th_Primarch

6 ай бұрын

@gregcharles3240 Mandela Catalog shit

@isthischannelstillalive9062

6 ай бұрын

God that was perfectly fuckin funny.

Hearing Damien geek out about art first thing for 2024 is a good omen.

11:46 Oh don't worry, those are just the woodcrawlers.

7:52 Octonaughts taught me well.

That last one is just Jeff the Killer unedited good lord

I live where there are a lot of coyotes, and I promise you they sound like humans sometimes. Howling, sure, but sometimes they start singing, and it really sounds like people! A lot of the times it sounds like little kids, singing and laughing. Horrifying if you think about it for too long, but you get used to it.

7:14 The URL is for Prop 65, which requires EVERYTHING sold in California to have a cancer warning label on it.

9:31 It's not just terrifying. It's also sad seeing how war can feel like hell at times within a person (especially through PTSD).

@Craxin01

6 ай бұрын

Ever see the before and after photos of presidents on inauguration day versus their final day in office? Four years seems to age them 20! It's the stress. War is probably about the same amount of stress overall, but where the presidency is constant but low stress, war stress is punctuated in brief and terrifying moments, saturated in blood and surrounded by death.

The whole entry with the post starting from 14:11 is such a purely genuine reaction that I got to tag it's time for everyone to see from the beginning.

6:49 Genuinely, who flying on the Skytanic?? Mf forget the iceberg, one thundercloud and we all going down with the real thing 💀

I prefer damien's rants to robin's, as while robins are just full of anger and hatred, damien's is just full of genuine curiosity and are almost always optimistic Definitely easier to watch without just skipping to the end of the rant

@supotter377

6 ай бұрын

Yeah robin just bitches and complains about the smallest things like they attacked him personally while damien is actually entertaining

@LittleBigSmoak_

6 ай бұрын

@supotter377 i wouldn't go that far against him, Robin is a funny person and seems genuinely cool, but he needs to either take a break to kinda calm down or needs to stop with hamming up the angry persona he brings in, since it brings down the good vibes really fast

@supotter377

6 ай бұрын

@@LittleBigSmoak_ Yeah he was ok for a while before being pissed off was his "brand" and Emkay really needs to let him do a fun sub for once

18:20 "moisturize me!"

6:44 that looks like the ship they live on in wall-e

8:55 that kid can see ghosts now. Like, this man can see peoples souls

8:15 that is what we called it, a merry go round. However, that kind of maneuver we called the Whirl and Hurl at band camp. A shit-ton of teenagers piled onto a rickety old merry go round while the big sousaphone and drum line kids stood around it and got it spinning at max velocity. The ones who could stay on until the end of the break won. I managed to stay on, but lost a pair of glasses to the centrifugal forces. Never found them.

@AngryLittleSponge

6 ай бұрын

It's a roundabout - Hence why it was called the "roundabout of death" challenge. I'm guessing that happened in the UK as we called them roundabouts here. They may be called different things in different countries though, I understand that. I'm guessing the US is one of those places.

What I really love about you is the fact that when you see anything artistic, you're passionate and you dig around that thinh and it's a real pleasure to hear your enthusiasm!

10:18 locked on target

Those twins omg. They're married to the same man and do everything together and everything has to be identical. They recently went on this journey apparently where they wanted to have a baby but they refused to do it if they couldn't guarantee they'd be pregnant at the same time and deliver the babies at the same time. They are weird girls.

12:00 siren head be like

How I gonna sleep tonight?? 😭😭😭 The head peaking out of the boxes was sooooo creepy

15:45 Anyone here old enough to remember the show Dinosaurs from the early 90s? That's what this picture reminds me of.

There's about 4 or 5 families of coyotes in the area where I live. Every night, there's a freight train that passes through the area. When that train goes through town, it blows it whistle. When that whistle blows, around 11pm to 1am, the coyotes start 'singing'! First one group, then another, and another.... in the spring, when they have their pups, the little ones sing with the older ones. It's an eerie, strange sound. I call it 'singing' because they make the sound for a long time, like a few seconds each sound. It's high pitched, and surreal sounding, unlike anything you've eve heard before! Nothing like the howl of wolves or dogs. And the sound they make rises and falls in pitch, too, making it even more alien sounding. I can see how people may think they hear words or names in that sound, and if you didn't know what it was, it could totally be scary. Me? I love hearing them 'sing', especially when the little ones join in. They sound like... families... calling to each other to make sure they're all safe! ♥

7:40 me who eats rice literally everyday: 💀

@H3ll0th3re

6 ай бұрын

Same bro

Oh, wow, I haven't seen that eating the whole bird thing since that episode of Hannibal.

@tomriddle8933

6 ай бұрын

I remember it from Succession.

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

I saw it in an episode of American Dad 🤣

Nothing like a body museum to remind you that you are a brain and nerves wearing a fleshy mech suit.

For anyone who’s never heard coyotes, they do in fact scream and yip like humans. There’s some living in the woods behind my house and some nights it sounds EXACTLY like a group of old women laughing hysterically like witches ready to stuff my soul in a cauldron.

5:24 H̴̹̫̰̥̺̲͓͎̠͈̘͙̺̪̓̄̆̀̿̃̽̚Õ̴̧̨͙͉̊̔U̵̧͍̣̻̖̱̩̻̾̉̔̈̍́̏̅̋ͅN̴̨̢̻̫̻̖͉̭͂̓̆̈́́̽̆̿̈D̵̙̹̖͚͋͂́̇, devourer of souls and milkbones, shadowy cur from the abyss

@DarcyKennedyGlitch-ur9je

4 ай бұрын

Mind if I put your comment to r/bossfight?

@ShadowtheSentinel

4 ай бұрын

@@DarcyKennedyGlitch-ur9je yeah sure

8:45 "roundabout of dea** challenge" Damien "I don't know what this thing is called?" . It's a roundabout, a roundabout my love. Happy new year

@DrachenGothik666

6 ай бұрын

Depending on where one lives, it can also be called a Merry-go-round.

@muffinfluff2476

6 ай бұрын

@Drachenfrau yes, but the thing is called the roundabout challenge, therefore..obviously its a roundabout is what I'm saying. Not that it matters he's a great narrator it was just funny lol

14:51 Yeah, Estemmenosuchus was a creature that was alive before the dinosaurs. It was during the Permian period which ended with a massive extinction. After that the dinosaurs were the one who were able to rule the planet.

13:20 I learned about this from the TV show Hannibal :)))) There's also a recipe that calls for force feeding a goose so you can eat the liver. Pretty sure this is also French. Politely, wtf France?!?

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

Google "medieval punishments". That should tell you WTF.

People: omg I’m so glad we’re not in a horror movie haha that would be awful bro *Where we live*:

‘Liminal Space Setup’ 💀💀💀💀

@minestar2247

6 ай бұрын

Horror evolves with time, getting beyond the eucledian plan was just a predictable step

@Charlie-1966

6 ай бұрын

@@minestar2247lmao

1:56 Damien interpreted the art in two ways when I went "ohhh this is weird, move on please"

The estemmenosuchus looks like something made for the Dinosaurs tv show

16:32 The only reason your city should look like this is if it's just very foggy, there's a nearby wildfire, or your city is being bombed. It should not be this depressing and hazardous because of the fires of industry working as normal.

12:51 i'm french and, i'm sorry WE DO WHAT?!!

@DrachenGothik666

6 ай бұрын

Same & I was asking the same question. What a horrible thing to do. But then, we also do foie gras (over-stuffing poor trapped geese to force grow their livers so we can later eat them in a paste. Yuck. Sometimes, I don't get French cuisine.

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

You should do a little research on the cuisine of other regions. France isn't the only place to come up with weird phuq'd up cooking practices.

@thompolamar8076

6 ай бұрын

There are several Asian dishes with cooked, but still living, fish. Served whole and trying to breathe ​@Jedidiah_Martin_2

I have had the same experience as Damien by the hearing my folks calling my name when they aren't even home honestly terrifying and it still happens

Bugs Bunny killed me. That was perfect!

I too have, when I was a kid, experienced the phenomomen of hearing my mother calling my name from another part of the house. Particulary one occasion when my brother, sister and I all came running when we thought we each heard her call our name (and our name alone) Another one from my childhood was that upon occasion, late at night, I would hear what sounded like a woman's voice calling a name over and over again, some distance away. A two sylable name, but I couldn't quite make it out, sort of like "Eeeii-ope... Eeeii-ope... Eeeii-ope" Now, it may be simply someone calling a pet in at night, but it would go on for more than an hour (I'd be up late reading) and who tries calling a pet in that late at night for hours at a time? Night after night? After ten minutes of calling for them, possibly twenty, I think most people would give up and try another tact, or wait for them to return on their own. There was also something rather uncanny about the voice. It may have been some night bird calling, or else a gate swinging in the breeze, amplified by the dead quite of the rural night. Whatever it was, it plays upon my imagination.

2:58 nah man thats a silent hill monster

0:14 Violence /// First Garden of Forking Paths

11:27 Dude, that used to happen to me so often. Not as much as a kid, but as I’ve grown older, I feel like I increasingly hear my name when nobody’s there to call it or when nobody did.

14:32 looks like a mask or a bust.

Estemmenosuchus would have been similar to a hippo, being a large herbivore with huge fangs. More than likely it would have had big fleshy lips to cover up those pearly whites until it’s mailing you to death because you got too close to its wallowing hole.

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

Mail didn't exist when these things were alive, how would one mail anybody to death?

@leilaclarridge5807

6 ай бұрын

That’s easy, just wrap them up in fern fronds, tie the package with vines, and either float it down a river or have another critter deliver it for you. I meant maul, but my laptop’s battery is toast and I can’t edit my comments until I get it fixed

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

@@leilaclarridge5807 🤣🤣

@darkonyx6995

2 ай бұрын

Estemmenosuchus was likely the way it was reconstructed in the paleoart, the cheek antlers didn't have muscle attachements nor any place for the mucles coming out of it to anchor, besides, the shape of the protusions are not shaped like the bones that connect cheeks in mammals, the bones that anchor our cheeks are shaped like an arch, meanwhile, Estemmenosuchus' cheek bones are shaped like horns.

2:39 The nerve of some people.

0:08 WELL THE 1989 F250 DIESEL DOES 220KMH NOW

14:30 that's not earie, that's straight up eldritch horrors being human comprehension!!!!

If you hear voices in the woods calling you. Do not answer

@S3lkie-Gutz

6 ай бұрын

Look out for nature's mockery (nah but seriously I think that phenomenon is basically like what happens in tinnitus where your brain fills in gaps in the silence for you and it occurs as weird noises sometimes even human speech, I also experience this in my own house but it's probably because I'm schizophrenic have hearing issues and off my rocker

18:24 THIS is why there needs to be more stringent regulation on plastic surgeons. Any "doctor" who would voluntarily do this to a person has violated their Hippocratic oath. I'd go with Star Trek rules concerning genetic modification here, only for serious disfigurement or to correct major defects.

Happy New Year Everyone! 🎉🥳

13:47 Ortolan birds, foix gras - why are people so cruel? I mean, who thinks of these things? :(

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

Random stuff to Google: brazen bull blood eagle oubliette gibbet I dare you.

3:15 AM for me, very 1st day of 2024. Happy new years everybody ^^

@minestar2247

6 ай бұрын

Interesting, how does the year look from your side if the planet?

That's gotta be an anomaly or an alternative at 14:24. It reminds me of the "Mandela Catalogue." Or, just the uncanny valley. Op definitely needs to move out.

Happy New Year to all of the Emkay crew. Especially Damien. ❤❤❤

3:10 as someone who works on animation, I can relate to the thought of how much effort is in a simple movement

I really love when the narrators get a sub that truly interests them. I love learning new things, and I love hearing people talk about things that they're passionate about.

0:14 = ultrakill 7-1, change my mind

Second picture in and I'm unable to describe these fellas AND I see my favorite GIF of Kirby. 2:38 Wanna know something else oddly terrifying? We aren't even brains in bone mechs wearing meat, we're just a cluster of nervous cells and chemicals that get to boss around every other cell in these accursed puppets known as bodies till the day we eventually die, the forces that animate us and compel us to command our material brethren gone and our forms withering...

5:50 invest in a dog that looks like the one in the previous post

Happy New Year’s Eve everyone and Damien is the perfect one for this subreddit

@Unitedkingdomgoverment

6 ай бұрын

He should do r/50/50

10:50 you don't recognize the voices in the woods, got it

@Jedidiah_Martin_2

6 ай бұрын

The voices in the woods thing happened to me exactly once, during a summer camping trip when I was about fifteen. We were next to a lake between two mountain ranges, and one day I decided I wanted to hike up the slope toward the nearest peak. A couple hours into this I started hearing a faint echo that sounded kind of like my name. It wasn't coming from downslope, but somewhere off to my right. A few minutes later, it started sounding closer, so I sat down to wait and see what the hell. Ten more minutes passed; the sound seemed to get a bit closer, but then stopped approaching, while the direction of the sound remained constant. Eventually, I got fed up with waiting, so I stood up and angrily yelled back, "FXCKXNG WHAT, GXDDXMNXT!??" Never heard that crap again.

4:28 as somebody who has never had these problems, I can confirm that I also do experience these problems.

It looks like it fought a sizable shark and won. In the Ganges River, no one is truly safe from these dolphins.

4:32 the 4th picture is what I did to myself in the middle of the night with the safety rail of my top bunk bed when I was a little kid. Thankfully my parents found me and I was fine. Still have no idea how I got myself into that position. I used to have a lot of night terrors and very vivid dreams and I think I was still half asleep when I tried to get out of bed, and tried to go under the rail instead of over for some reason

That "airplane" looks more like the ship from WALL-E

I love it when Damien turns r/oddlyterrifying into r/mildlyinteresting XD

I won’t sleep tonight. Worth it.

I love that you're into history and will talk about the research you did while narrating. I LOVE history - we can learn so much from the past. I homeschool currently, and with my oldest, we're going over Colonial times. He had to do a "Biography Builder" worksheet (basically answering questions about who the person was, what you found most interesting, etc.) and he chose Eliza Pinckney. I graduated in 2006, so it's been a while since learning about that time period, so I'm re-learning some of this along with him. It's always been one of my fav subjects, and introducing my kids to the amazingness that is the world's past, has been quite fun. (Eliza created Indigo - the color we have today for dye's - by engineering and cultivating it herself. She singlehandedly created a cash crop and paved the way on how dye's are created/cultured/engineered. She was also taking care of 3 diff plantations at 16 - after her mother passed and her father had to return to Antigua as he was in the military - and during this time period, women weren't educated past 8th grade. She had a 600-acre, 1200-acre, and 6,000-acre plantations to take care of, and did so pretty well. She then went on to marry, had 3 sons and a daughter [ one son passed shortly after birth ] and her children went on to become prominent members of the community, government/military, and shaped history. Pretty cool.)

Ah, merry-go-rounds. I miss the days when stuff at the park was part enjoyment and part Darwinism in action.

They did it, they finally broke Damien. Completely understandable reaction to the face in the garage though.

The whole name being called in the woods / outdoors thing, it's real, I don't know what it is, but many people have experienced it, including both my brother and his girlfriend when they were walking in the woods, we don't have neighbors, everyone else was inside, and it didn't sound like a creaking, a coyote, or a deer. So yeah, that voices thing is uh, not just a 4chan or whatever the heck story, it's an actual phenomenon and it's basically just an unwritten rule to not try to find where the voice is coming from, so do what you will with that knowledge. -someone who lives in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods.

14:25 I'm willing to bet that's a cardboard cutout, like the kind they put up to advertise movies at the movie theater or something you might see at a comic book or movie memorabilia store.

Damien sounded like Mr. Meseeks near the end as he freaked out over the old vintage hair curler. My god, I bust out laughing.

we do have the Tully Monster so.. I don’t think that’s the weirdest

2:00 Art is subjective, Damien. Whatever the original intention of the exhibit was, your interpretation is not only completely valid but very much appreciated as well. Thank you