It’s funny how you get punished for sleeping at a SLEEPOVER. Imagine if at your birthday party, someone threw the cake in your face

@kinggalactix

Жыл бұрын

It happened to me, but on a smaller and calmer scale.

@Justaguy689

Жыл бұрын

@@kinggalactix you gonna tell us the story?

@Vukan.Kos.

Жыл бұрын

Dude you look terrifying in the video.

@Justaguy689

Жыл бұрын

@@Vukan.Kos. that was actually my brother

@kinggalactix

Жыл бұрын

@@Justaguy689 i meant the birthday thing.

0:50 i love the idea of a horror movie where the little girl is the one torturing the demons instead of the demons torturing the family.

@nothingboie7329

Жыл бұрын

"Hehehe, hello little demon! I'm going to make you a pretty pink princess!" *frightened demonic screaming*

@coruscaregames

Жыл бұрын

@@nothingboie7329 counterpoint if we replace demon with devil: during the tea party he begrudgingly wears the dress and tempts the little girl into becoming more like an entitled little princess with the goal of deluding her into thinking she's a good princess while acting like an evil queen

@Vicioussnakeboy

Жыл бұрын

"And you are going to be having a tea party with me and my toys!!" *demonic screams of pain*

@sylvirgiomanach1491

Жыл бұрын

There's an episode of Angel kinda like like that! 🥳 Season 1, Episode 14 "I've Got You Under My Skin"

@wilburthemagicalcow

Жыл бұрын

*so...the ghost and molly mcgee?*

1:00 realistically, that’s probably a member of the family that the child thought they messed up, so they scratched it out since it can’t be erased

@balls457

Жыл бұрын

Ya

@lelieakiha

Жыл бұрын

I hope so XD

@vinzle1

Жыл бұрын

And that’s why you don’t use coloured pencils..

@linnymiddy

Жыл бұрын

Or imaginary friend, thats also an option

@CoraCreates

Жыл бұрын

“Can’t be erased” *BATIM fandom flashbacks*

1:24 Dolphins. Absolutely terrifying despite most people thinking they're just cute and cuddly and friendly

jack can make anything go from terrifying to funny

@alphavasson5387

Жыл бұрын

He can also do the opposite lol

@shortstackanimations

Жыл бұрын

@@alphavasson5387 tru

@karkonsairthelordling9437

Жыл бұрын

Jack, destroyer of Terror...

@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357

Жыл бұрын

Usually it’s wholesome to horrifying

@shortstackanimations

Жыл бұрын

HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS I GOT RECIEVED

the child tormenting an endless evil creature amuses me far more than it should

@dontforgetyoursunscreen

Жыл бұрын

Yessssss

@PhantomGato-v-

Жыл бұрын

What if your both? No not me what u talking about I’m not a child

The wire mesh ghost thing sounds like a great prank for me to use in one of the RV parks I stay in. Go out at 2 or 3 in the morning and place a few in the woods, a couple dozen yards from the trails and sites. For added effect, paint them in colors to match the spots they're in so it registers on a subconscious level first, lending a creepy feeling even if they don't actively notice it. And if they do notice, they're not sure if it's really there because of the paint. Unless they investigate. Even then, it would still be a creepy find.

@hiddenguy67

Жыл бұрын

yes

@azaleatomii

Жыл бұрын

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Fun fact: hippos have very little body fat, all their chonk is pure muscles, this means they are too dense to swim. Hippos don’t swim fast, they run on the bottom.

@goldranger2

6 ай бұрын

Yep. That's one of the reasons Hippopotamus means "river horse" (that and their heads are vaguely horse-shaped, i guess)

@dotpowers69

29 күн бұрын

Thanks for making hippos even more terrifying

Alright, so, if anyone's interested about how Hippos can seemingly swim so perfectly through water? They don't swim. They're so dense (physically) that water barely impedes them, so they walk or run through it. If the water's too deep, they will jump off the base of the lake. Hippos are only so unmoved by the water because they're so heavy they can't be slowed down by it.

@Tomlar147

Жыл бұрын

thank you for the information... Now they are three times more terrifying

@oldgreggsmadmemes4431

Жыл бұрын

Hippos see no god or any science they use pain and hate

@It-is-me...Melsie

Жыл бұрын

Funnily enough I've recently being watching 'Hippos chasing boats'. Oh my gosh they can move so fast and seem quite determined. Terrifying!

5:44 this doesn't look the terrifying, this is just really well made. props to the creator

Dear Jack: Hippo's dont swim, they run on the bottom on of rivers or lakes.

@noahliming6397

Жыл бұрын

Which is much more terrifying than them swimming that fast

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

Just like moose

@PhantomGato-v-

Жыл бұрын

Tf why is that funny

@ander151

Жыл бұрын

@@thunderlordabove420 wait moose do that to?

@Ghost15431

Жыл бұрын

@@ander151 moose swim and can do so Surprisenly well. They have swam enough to be occasional prey of Orca

10:31 Aside from this being terrifying for obvious reasons, this is actually quite pretty

@skoons21

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad I live there

Jack is back and he ain't on crack

@idiot__tuber5055

Жыл бұрын

45 likes and 0 replies? Lemme fix that.

@isakkilkki

Жыл бұрын

You didn’t fix it you ruined it

@idiot__tuber5055

Жыл бұрын

@@isakkilkki and? I just wanted to write something, jeez.

@TheMisterDarknight

Жыл бұрын

@@idiot__tuber5055 ruiner

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

Tweaky bird

During the Oregon fires, I still remember walking outside one morning, and seeing that surreal, RED sky. I was standing on my 2nd floor balcony, trying to make sense of the ...the.... REDNESS(!!!), like EVERYWHERE...... and I looked down, saw my neighbors looking up at the scary sky, too and said, 'Well, after all the years of us saying how living in Oregon is hell..... looks like Hell decided to prove us right!' It for reals was the strangest thing, and it lasted for a few days. Blood red first thing in the morning, medium red all day, blood red at night...... never ending red......

@pianoplayer7631

Жыл бұрын

ayo who had 50 killstreak?!?!?

@minerlex

Жыл бұрын

who let XxSkilleDDTotallyxX farm kills again???

10:23 look up “the hat man”, trust me. This is an actual phenomenon that has been visiting ppl and some of its earliest recorded sightings were back in like Ancient Greece or some shit. It’s so cool

@nothingboie7329

Жыл бұрын

Lmao it reminded me more of castle bleck and count bleck just staring at you and waving with his little paper hand But this theory is much cooler and definitely way freakier than funny paper mario villian But the black and white outline stuff would actually make sense if it was related to super paper mario, because count blecks castle is made entirely out of black walls and white outlines, which is quite similar to what the person saw, and super paper mario is a freaky game at some points *yes I'm talking about you, mimi.*

@tsubakiofmelancholy6297

Жыл бұрын

I had a similar experience. It got to the point I would see him, while still very much awake..

Fun fact: Pigs can eat anything, and that includes humans.

@balls457

Жыл бұрын

Thanks I need to hide tim- get rid of my garbage!

@isappycracks

Жыл бұрын

wrong the bones will still be there its much easier to just throw it on the river

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

@@isappycracks they eat the bones too

@PhantomGato-v-

Жыл бұрын

@@thunderlordabove420 mmm crunchy

@tobypossum7386

Жыл бұрын

Just not teeth, they don't eat teeth

I once found a cloth bag filled with small bones on a stump in a clearing with a ring of mushrooms around it. My childhood self thought it was a great idea to make a necklace out of one of the teeth that was inside it.

@kaimacdonald3006

Жыл бұрын

So you are bound to a demonic entity now if imagine?

@tsubakiofmelancholy6297

Жыл бұрын

You, probably disturbed the resting place of a fae folk.

@tobypossum7386

Жыл бұрын

Bro

18:35 -- I ran into an entire family of these things when I was little. My Grandma had three acres of land, and we'd run rampant all over the place. One day, while I was looking backwards running from my cousin -- I ran right into a thick, golden web conglomerate of Yellow Orb Weavers. Bit me so freaking fast and all over, that the had to shave part of my head to make sure they could clean out all the freaking bites I had. BTW, you were right the first time! That is not an Andrew Cross - that's a straight up Yellow Garden Spider AKA spawn of Satan. I will never forget what they look like, and they also do intricate Z patterns in their web. The Cross spiders do not. They like them X's. I freak out over anything that remotely even feels like a spider web. Hair, ribbon, fake cotton webs - doesn't matter. I will instantly start flinging my hair and my shoulders.

8:40 I've had a similar nightmare. Same black, but instead of twisted white lines to outline stuff it was just a very slightly lighter color than the black to outline, anyway, I was trapped in my house no doors going to the outside opened, all the windows were blacked out. And nothing but mild chaos was happening. I vividly remember most events. Shadows of humanoid creatures moving towards me, in deep voices speaking gibberish. And literally a giant shadow of a hand crashing through doors id shut to slow them things down. And it went on for what felt like hours. The house wasn't endless tho. It wasn't the backrooms. But it WAS my house exactly as it is. It eventually ended when I went upstairs into a small room we call the bonus room as my last resort of "safety". I closed the door, locked it, and blocked it with my body, then the giant hand smashed it open. But the hand didn't move after that, actually none of the things moved. And then I looked around and there was a shadow of a girl in a dress floating down from the ceiling. She had a slightly lighter outline than everything else and a tiny glow behind her. She said to me, it's ok. I am here, I will protect you. Then I woke up. What's really eerie is... I had this dream twice... Once when I was 5 and another when I was 12. The 2nd time it happened it was a different house. Same black and slightly lighter outline. But it was a house I'd never seen before, but it was bigger. This time it started and I see the black and I say "Oh No, Not again" and a voice behind me says "oh yes, again" in a deep and glitchy voice. More random shadow figures saying deep and glitchy gibberish. But this one was much scarier. This time the girl in the dress was one of the entities trying to kill me. So now I had no protector. I kept running through the house. Avoiding as much as I can. At one point the girl caught me in a corner. And was maniacally laughing and singing ring around the rosy in a glitchy voice. And I started crying. And right as she lunged at me to kill me, I woke up in tears and in a cold sweat. So not only did I have this dream when I was 5, I had it again 7 years later and i knew instantly I was screwed when it started. No idea what caused these to happen. But I usually never have such horrible dreams. Usually it's just a bunch of dumb crap like seeing a goat with a tall top hat riding a unicycle. I hardly ever have bad dreams, but when I do they are the scariest things ever. They are definitely memorable. I vividly remember almost every bad dream I've had. Tbh its 3am rn, I'm scared to sleep rn. Afraid I might have a nightmare.... Anyway if you read all of that youre insane but I respect you taking the time to.

@rishanochannai5103

Жыл бұрын

Damn you entered the backrooms even tough it isnt prob lvl *

@camypasteria6344

Жыл бұрын

That's terrifying-

@maro.68

Жыл бұрын

I forgot what it feels like to have nightmares, but a tip is to lucid dream. Become the God of your own world

@epic35YT

Жыл бұрын

@@maro.68 problem with lucid dreaming is if your mind goes out of control lucid nightmares happen. And my brain does NOT stop thinking. It over thinks everything, so I get the second I start lucid dreaming my brain would go, oh now this is a lucid dream hope it doesn't turn into a lucid nightmare, then it would turn into a lucid nightmare because of that. That's my fear of it

@maro.68

Жыл бұрын

@@epic35YT Ah okay, whenever I start lucid dreaming I put one goal on mind

2:50 that's not just a piano if you play it right it obviously has to lead into a dungeon with cool loot right?

The concept of a tree growing around a person reminds me of a very disturbing torture method my friend told me about. Basically you plant some bamboo and then suspend a person horizontally above it. As the bamboo grows it will eventually grow through the person's body. I imagine it is incredibly painful. None of you needed to know this but here we are.

@hiddenguy67

Жыл бұрын

yes

@feixou

Жыл бұрын

yes

@agowrisankaran8511

Жыл бұрын

Ah....the good old Vietnamese bamboo torture

@ozyisgoated

Жыл бұрын

yes

@QueenOfDarknes5

Жыл бұрын

Snufkin is this what you do when you aren't with the Moomins?

10:40 as a person who lives in Oregon I can confirm that there was a lot of smoke and at sunrise/sunset it would turn red. Also breathing was bad depending on where you lived, and in my area we used those dust filter things for ACs and duck taped them onto fans so that our house was sort of smoke free. At one point everyone in my town did that so there was a ban on buying more than 2.

@somethingbutnot7217

Жыл бұрын

This was last year btw

@somethingbutnot7217

Жыл бұрын

@@morgan4464 nah he’s fine its not like Ohio here

@somethingbutnot7217

Жыл бұрын

@@morgan4464 np

14:44 Okay, i looked that up. Smiling dude blows his brains out cos he doesn't want to fight Titans.

@soup7364

Жыл бұрын

thank you for your service fishpop

@fishpop

Жыл бұрын

@@soup7364 Well i always aim to be helpful.

@lightningangel45

Жыл бұрын

Ah, thank you. I was going to look it up after the video, but you saved me the time and the terror.

@fishpop

Жыл бұрын

@@lightningangel45 I always aim to be helpful. ^_^

@passivepeter7104

Жыл бұрын

@@fishpop That was a pun, wasn't it.

1:45 bumble bees are actually a lot less aggressive than most other bees (At least in my experience)

Reading "falled asleep" is already oddly terrifying enough for me.

8:38 this story legit sounds like it would work well as a cognito hazard SCP.

17:27 at my childhood house we had a tree that the previous owners left an iron rod nailed to that by the time we sold the house had grown over the middle and bent to what looked like a 70 degree angle. Pretty crazy.

@sayounsang

Жыл бұрын

wysi

@rjc.05

Жыл бұрын

@@sayounsang cookiezi!!

1:45 hippos don’t really swim. They’re too heavy. They basically run/gallop/prance along the bottom of whatever body of water they’re in. They’re like, at the right level of density too keep them on the bottom but still able to move quickly.

2:28 nah mate that’s just the anime Forest of Piano

@gravymuncher6771

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

The narrator should really become a person who reads aloud audiobooks

Thats not terryfing, that is interesting as hell, and EmKay narrators make it even better.

17:40 actually, the anime Yu Yu Hakusho did that! Someone was ensnared in a "sinning tree" that feeds on its host's body while making them hallucinate whatever torments their minds in a way that keeps th docile. The victim was an undying immortal that would stay alive and regrow what the tree ate as fast as the tree could consume him, leaving him to suffer in his personal hell for all eternity!

1:42 Fun fact: hippos actually cannot swim but instead sink to the bottom of the water and push off the ground

7:25 Dark souls creature

@isappycracks

Жыл бұрын

looks more like one of those mfs from barotrauma

@da_bosslegend9020

Жыл бұрын

I’d say TLOU

4:19 it a different species that evolved to look like a wasp so animals won't eat it

2:34 Play the special tune to unlock the secret floor

9:27 I am the only one that thinks this sounds like a backrooms level

waiting for the day that EmKay itself turns up on r/Oddlyterrifying

2:36 when they said this someone pressed the doorbell im not even joking im scared- Edit: im ok it was just a gift bag

1:53 it even looks like it has special claws or proboscus jaws to latch onto your flesh like a tick while it slowly mulches away at your decaying flesh, scabs and blood! It's lured in by the smells of a fresh wound and goes in for a feast! It means no harm in what it does and has no concept of malice, and yet it's designed to consume you dead or alive with gratitude it gets to see the sun again and live another day!

@fluffysprout

Жыл бұрын

You truly have a way with words to make everything sound so horrifying (compliment)

Hipppos can’t actually swim, they jump! They are to dense since they have not a lot of fat. (I might be wrong so feel free to correct anything!)

@BanermanArthropide

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they just walk along the bottom of the river/lake with their nose and eyes above water

Clearly this oddly terrifying stuff doesn’t own an air fryer.

2:16 “In my head” The krusty krab pizza is the pizza ab-so-lu-tiv-a-y!!

At about 9:12 I noticed that the people with white eyes actually appear in my dreams too. Just that it is one single person, even though I can't really see anything from them. The first time I met them was when I was at school, she just appeared out of nowhere and I thought she belonged to the dream, soon later she convinced me to do something, even though I had no choice my body was moving against my will. The weird thing is that I don't remember anything she said, just like I can badly remember any dreams I had when she appeared in them. Wow is this a long rant imma stop.

7:05 now apple copying from google maps with apple maps didn't even bother to hide it

@foxicecube

Жыл бұрын

8:14 this image gives me an strange feeling of nostalgia and discomfort, its like I remember seeing that but I can't put my finger on it,

around 10:00 sounds like ALL of my nightmare (minus things being black and white, every thing is in color but darker), i was honestly scared by how much it was like my nightmares...

2:00 that exists somewhere in Australia; I'm sure of it. And it's as big as your hand 😨

3:18 ghoulscout cookies

1:28 Fun fact about hippos: They don't actually swim because they're too dense to float. They RUN through water.

"walk it off, you need to get laid 😡" is probably my new favorite line ever

12:50 Since at least one of them seems to have a gold filling, I dont think those are milk-teeth....

3:06 its funny now that melbourne is actually experiencing being literally frozen, on the 20th pf july almost all of the grass in Melbourne (including suburbs outside the actual city) were FROZEN and in august now (as of the time of this comment being posted) winds are getting as speedy as 100km/h, tearing down trees and surprising not damaging houses

The otter kind of looks like it has the scp Clockworks virus.

8:03 the ever-brilliant goldmask!

I waked up and am very terrifies

@Ministryoftruth2

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@Ministryoftruth2

Жыл бұрын

Who are you?

@Tygaming3688

Жыл бұрын

Yoo

@Laxidosis

Жыл бұрын

hi

@unfunnyskull

Жыл бұрын

im woking down and is the very horrify 😱

6:51 Angie tries Summoning Mondo

12:30 if it didn't have eyelids it would be pogging

14:47 the way i KNEW that timestamp 💀

5:34 You re right Jack! Thats not a fly, not even an insect. Its an affront to the univers, god, and satan.

13:30 is my favorite part

9:12 this story is starting to remind me of a comic I read online. Basically the protagonist got stuck in his house and every time he open the door it wouldn’t lead outside, instead it would lead to another copy of his house. There was some nice development and I was rooting for him until he got stuck in his bathroom instead. I will link the comic if I can find it.

@QueenOfDarknes5

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean the korean webtoon where he was stuck in his living room, had only some plain rice to eat and because he had nothing better to do he worked out and became fit and learned to appriciate live. But when he had the chance to escape and live outside he got back to his old ways and maybe as a punishment was later stuck in the bathroom? (Where there is nothing to eat except ... you know ...)?

@VVesteria

Жыл бұрын

@@QueenOfDarknes5 yep, that’s the one

@QueenOfDarknes5

Жыл бұрын

@@VVesteria I don't know it exactly either. It could be "Tales of the Unusual" or something pretty similar. Definitly an horror Anthology and most likely korean.

@VVesteria

Жыл бұрын

@@QueenOfDarknes5 I read tales of the unusual but from what I remember the art Styles don’t match

5:56 That one Kokichi sprite:

Babe wake up, Emkay just posted

"Will you pee on me if I say yes?" "No." "Then, no. Wasn't me."

I just love the strange things jack says

0:06 a face, that looks more like darth Vader mask

“POV: you wake up, it’s 4:00 on a Thursday, you should not but up at 4:00 in the morning on a Thursday”

@bluenymph4

Жыл бұрын

"You wake up. It's Saturday! You make yourself some Saturday scrambled eggs and have a glass of Saturday milk."

@murpledeer

Жыл бұрын

@@bluenymph4 “it’s a nice chill October morning, you wake up. But your villagers do not”

6:40 I’m actually pretty sure this is on purpose. I don’t know what game it is, but I know in other games and visual novels, they sometimes leave the MC’s face blank as a way to immerse yourself into the character. Still oddly terrifying, but it makes sense

19:04 Ah, yes, that " delicacy " sold sometimes in road shows and traveling circuses in my country, and, not just the undeveloped eggs, it also come with chicken intestines, all fried for the costumer convenience. BTW never tried it it looked as unappetizing as you can imagine.

@PhantomGato-v-

Жыл бұрын

Balut moment

The first one reminds me of traditional hawaiian natives art its beautiful

1:36 it's because hippos dont swim they run on the waterbed

it's nearly midnight and this is the energy I required

You call it oddlyterrifying, I call it oddlysatisfying.

@abandonedaccount123

Жыл бұрын

why

1:05 I guess children are more powerful than demons so hopefully you are or children will rule the world

@fluffysprout

Жыл бұрын

Well, technically speaking, children will indeed, one day, rule the world

4:06 I FINALLY KNOW WHAT THAT DEAD BUG THAT I FOUND OUTSIDE IS IT'S A HORSE FLY My parents kept interesting it's a bumblebee somehow

2:37 everytime someone knocks on my front door I say come in I don't know who it is I just say come in I will very easily get killed

Can I just say I love these type of vids like when I’ve had a bad day I just go onto Reddit and type in r/oddlyterrifying and it cheers me up and idk how or why but I’m thankful for it and I love emkay vids that’s really the only reason why I still use KZread 😂😂

1:30 Apparently hippopotamus can't swim, and they're actually just jumping off from the bottom of the river/lake

Its always a good time when EmKay uploads :D EDIT: even when it is subreddits like this!

@egg-cafe

Жыл бұрын

*Especially* when it is subs like this.

“POV: you wave up” I don’t need a POV, I can do it myself. (I get the joke’

6:24 I am so fucking greatful to myself for being a trans gay man. Oh my God I'd think I have a demon inside my body. And I'd panic because of the fact that I'd probably have to give birth to it-

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

Same, This makes me scared of getting pregnant, for many reason

@isappycracks

Жыл бұрын

bro looks like a left 4 dead BOOMER!

@morgank6268

Жыл бұрын

I swear fetuses should be able to be classified as parasites and this is the reason why. 😅

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

The demon: I'm a fruity demon!

10:30 I remember something similar at the tart of 2020, I live in New Zealand, and at that time Australia had almost literally became hell on earth. The sky wasn't as red as this, but dear god the memory

8:30 some people say that when you remember your dreams, it wasn’t a dream but instead a message. Maybe their self conscious was trying to tell them something or some spirit was in their room trying to communicate with them

The creature at 8:19 makes me nauseated just by looking at it

This is the quickest I’ve seen a emkay video under a minute

@Thedoomslayer12

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

00:10 looks more like a tiki mask to me

10:27 the california fire from a few years ago that started at that baby shower made a huge smoke cloud that traveled over to washington where it turned the sky into a thick orange haze.

7:46 mortal kombat 15 ermac be like:

Mentioning this because of the fleeting reference of a German U-boat here! : Near my old Auntie's house, on a beach in Crackington Haven, North Cornwall - there's an engine from German E-boat S89 (schnell-boote or literally, a Quick-boat!). The designation of the 'E' was a catch-all term meaning 'Enemy'... Anyway, S89 ran aground in 1943 (I think it was) and even now one of it's three engines can be found stuck in a rock pool, rusting away. The cool thing is, the inside of the engine including it's ball-bearings are still bright, silver and sparkling clean... Not sure what metal that would be for it to not rust in salt water at all? Just stainless steel, I guess? 🤔

I love all there voices it’s like angels

Thanks for making me more terrified of sleeping at sleepovers

14:45 for anyone wondering… to put it nicely a guy eats a gun

he defend he attacc but most importantly, he's the snack that smiles back jack is back at EmKay

Once when i was i kid i had a dream in which all of my favorite cartoon characters were in this huge party. I was simply there in middle of the party. There was a lot of music, laughing, chatting and party stuff. I didn’t know why i was there or what was happening but i was a kid so why did i care. Of course, those being my favorite cartoon characters, i decided to speak to them, so i loudly introduced myself so they could hear me. But then all the music stopped. Everyone turned towards me and then stood there. Staring at me. Recognizable characters like spongebob, ed, edd and eddy, characters from the foster mansion for imaginary friends and others such characters from cartoon network, who just a second ago were laughing and chatting were now devoid of emotion and life and started staring at me with soulless eyes. I begin getting scared and that’s when i look at the corner of the room and see the only other non cartoon person in the room, another kid like me, frozen and lifeless in fetal position on the ground, eyes wide open and emotionless. I begin backing away and everyone starts walking after me. I begin running and everyone starts pacing after me. As i try to get away in this seemingly looping building everyone chases me increasingly fast. Then eventually they catch up to me, all grab me at once, and i don’t remember what happened, but it was loud and i was scared.

0:07 SO THAT’S WHAT’S BEEN CRAWLING AROUND MY FRONT YARD FOR THE PAST WEEK

Ah, yes, my favorite subreddit, love it

10:16 - I am watching this in bed on my own in the basement with no lights on at almost midnight. Jeez, why now of all times did I watch this particular video...

Fun fact: Hippos cannot swim, they insted run along the riverbed and jump upwards using their fat to up their boyuency. Meaning they dont swim quickly towards you, they run at full speed and jump using their fat as a sort of life jacket.

oh about that hippo swim thing. they dont swim, they RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR.