Nice guys: > say they respect women > don’t

@ShiningDialga

6 жыл бұрын

Psychedelic Peach General rule: the louder someone says they act/believe, the less they really do.

@namingisdifficult408

6 жыл бұрын

ShiningDialga exactly

@anaidhd

6 жыл бұрын

Psychedelic Peach aka irony/hypocrisy

@novavirus7497

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile looks like a fat llama and its great

@FrogEnjoyer17

6 жыл бұрын

Wamen

Girl: * does nothing * Nice guy: is this consent?

@AventuroPlays

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't you know? Not actively resisting someone means consenting to anything they might do to you.

@fen4613

5 жыл бұрын

Aventuro *not actively aggressively and with a lawyer and the court already on your side. Otherwise it doesn’t count, obviously.

@1337m4n

4 жыл бұрын

Girl: "Excuse me sir, do you have the time?" Nice guy, in front of a judge 2 weeks later: "ShE wAs LeAdInG mE oN"

@AllgdSuspexx27

4 жыл бұрын

Black Tea Widow r/woooosh

@awkwardtrash6135

4 жыл бұрын

Insert that one butterfly meme

The phrase “I can be the greatest peach but everyone fucken hates peaches.” Is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

@meenaksi1082

3 жыл бұрын

They're the pits 😂

@mask938

2 жыл бұрын

I like peaches, but not if they're rotten.

@mask938

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacheryfrance6234 What?

@zacheryfrance6234

2 жыл бұрын

@@mask938 i had a very rough fever last night and have absolutely no memory of typing this.

@mask938

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacheryfrance6234 I've never heard of a fever making someone type the letter 'w' a million times in multiple separate replies.

"Get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down 'til the bubbles stop...." LMFAO

@kimifw58

3 жыл бұрын

Comments like this are how I remember which of these videos have my favorite jokes.

Girl: *exists* Nice guy: “I knew it, she wants me”

@raythepizzaguy9721

6 жыл бұрын

they just tryna exist out here

@qaadirakhan7686

5 жыл бұрын

Girl: I really don't.. Nice guy: hawhawhaw of course you do my dear, why else would you exist?

@chemical_knight2255

5 жыл бұрын

Girl: *Breathes* Nice guy: HeLlO mY LaDy

@laneazure2074

4 жыл бұрын

Girl: hi Nice guy: do you wanna go out Girl : no Nice guy : but you said hi you price of crap nobody will ever love like I would I’m nice and better then anyone ever

@peterhall4216

4 жыл бұрын

*"She _should_ want me"

"If you weren't a girl, I'd rip out your entrails, but I'm a gentleman gamer." Just that statement in general..

@theweakestbrazilianmale3398

5 жыл бұрын

That entire statement is r/Niceguys and r/Neckbeards summarized

@crittermoded

5 жыл бұрын

I think that one was facetious, but you never know these days

@juicecup2545

4 жыл бұрын

@@crittermoded i wish, but that screenshot was taken a while before the gentleman gamer thing was popular

@wowgaming_lul716

4 жыл бұрын

What an absolute gentleman. They don't make them like they used to

@1337m4n

4 жыл бұрын

TIL a true gentlemen is someone who brutally murders any man who irritates him

I love when he breaks character to say "it's probably Tiffany"

@contrafell3969

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@nick_uio

4 жыл бұрын

Contra Fell no

@seanlambe9532

4 жыл бұрын

@@contrafell3969 3:13

@contrafell3969

4 жыл бұрын

@@seanlambe9532 thanks

@Kanetsugi

4 жыл бұрын

His character breaks are the absolute cutest

Honestly, these girls are often so polite and trying to let these "nice guys" go down softly to not hurt them. Really shows who is nice here.

@originalmin

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, it’s almost as if that’s the premise of the entire subreddit.

@ekki1993

4 жыл бұрын

Emad Ahmed Most girls act nice with "nice guys" because creepy guys are scary. See r/nicegirls and figure how way more messages are more aggressive.

@ekki1993

4 жыл бұрын

@Emad Ahmed Not sure what's your point. My point is that girls getting creepy messages from "nice guys" will probably act nice out of fear, which means it's more often double the harm, while guys getting creepy messages from "nice girls" can (often, not always) more easily laugh it off or be assertive.

@ekki1993

4 жыл бұрын

@Emad Ahmed That's not how fear works... Being insulted by someone who is very clearly mentally unstable doesn't exactly feel safe. Most people can't be sure they are untraceable, and even then, just having to read insults being thrown at you feels bad. Just ask any girl who had to handle these nutjobs. I do know a couple of them who had to since they opened their facebooks (being 15/16 at that time).

@dx.feelgood5825

4 жыл бұрын

@@ekki1993 Can confirm. It's usually fear or naivety. I've dealt with a couple creeps myself and I'm only in high school;;

“Hold her down ‘til the bubbles stop” I’M DEAD

@mrkiky

5 жыл бұрын

why? did someone give you a bath?

@pkj4173

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrkiky omg

@shinypikagaming

5 жыл бұрын

O O F

@ryanthechilihost5102

5 жыл бұрын

Literally 😂😂

@fullmetalheel

5 жыл бұрын

That was so goddamn funny 😂

"this is a natural despacito of women"

@LKLyrics470

6 жыл бұрын

Quessix he's not wrong tho

@CharalamposKoundourakis

6 жыл бұрын

EpicMusic470 Are you a nice guy? There's this smelly smell.

@LUCKYLU1S

6 жыл бұрын

*_NORMIE ALERT GOES OFF_*

@Quessix

6 жыл бұрын

It's almost lice it's *IRONIC*

@LKLyrics470

6 жыл бұрын

"ARe yOU nIcE gUy?"

"NoT sEnDiNg A nUdE bEcAuSe Of SeLfReSpEcT iS kInDa StUpId" Christ, these people actually exist and it genuinely makes me sad.

@Maya_hee

3 жыл бұрын

@@NT-sx2bd Its the text version of mockingly imitating/mimicking someone. They weren't trying to be funny.

@SketchUT

3 жыл бұрын

This reply section is so.... KZread

@rockhistoria2537

3 жыл бұрын

To the Nice guy: but if you were a minor, what would you do?

@pinheadlarry553

3 жыл бұрын

@@porygone-s why u gay?

@sebasdavis8081

3 жыл бұрын

Read "People exist and that makes me sad" and ya know... I feel that too

Funny we should quote Don Quixote considering that novel actually features a whole side story about deconstructing the myth of the nice guy, that men are not owed reciprocal affection simply because they want it. The story, tbh, is quite ahead of it's time in a lot of ways.

@Not_Claptrap

3 жыл бұрын

@@smallshrimpin6939 are we reading the same thing? Hes talking about how men shouldn't expect sex for doing nothing, how does that make him a simp? I swear you dont even understand the meaning of simp

@smallshrimpin6939

3 жыл бұрын

Not Claptrap sorry wrong book oops

@smallshrimpin6939

3 жыл бұрын

I was talking about Greg heffley. Now HE is a simp

@Vanreis

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say taking almost any quote of Don Quixote himself and posting it as some sort of enlightened truth is hilarious considering the character was pretty much the personification of self-entitled assholes with illusions of grandeur and the authors whipping boy.

@ashuraconla2550

3 жыл бұрын

I want to read it now, to see exactly what it says about nice guys

Female: *cells go through mitosis* Nice guy: You keep leading me on, I can't resist you

@122hsrfe

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@sneezu

6 жыл бұрын

female: **insert thorough explanation of how they feel and they clearly meant no other feelings than platonically** nice guy: *im so NICE that i cant believe you wont give me a chance to fuck you even though you gave me basic manners!!1!1 **_SO FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOUR FIRST BORN DROWNS IN HELL_** i guess nice guys finish last*

Mo’lest her🎶 Mo’lest her🎶 Mo’lest her🎶

@Rannument

5 жыл бұрын

Sleep on the couch

@mattglasgow4383

5 жыл бұрын

WelloBello don’t mo’lest m’’lady 😂

@piercepattman2042

5 жыл бұрын

moe lester

@robloxbloke258

5 жыл бұрын

Is there a Mr. Lester there? First name Moe?

@piercepattman2042

5 жыл бұрын

@@robloxbloke258 no but there is a pete ophile

"Do not give anyone a drunk bath!" *Words to live by*

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

i feel like the only exception here is maybe changing their top if they spilled something on it and even then that breaches the point of sketchy. but undressing them without their consent is _so_ gross i feel my skin crawling just thinking about it

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

@Don K no not really, it's kind of an unnerving thing. even if it was someone i trusted, even if it was a _family member,_ i wouldn't really like them undressing me under any circumstances; i'll gladly sleep in my bed with my outfit soaked in alcohol, thank you very much.

Ive dated a guy who ghosted me for two months, straight up blocked me, then unblocked me after, told me that i was too clingy and told me to go date someone else. So i did, few months after he texted me stuff like "i miss your head" (yuuup.) and when i told him i was dating someone else he started calling me the worst possible names. Then few weeks after he used my card details (that he had saved on his tablet and i didnt know of) to pay himself an uber trip of *65£* starting point:his house address (the idiot). When i tried to message him about it he said "leave me alone you are obsessd with me you are a stalker i will report you to the police". Months after he texted me from another number saying he was married the whole time and i was a slut with stds anyways. He first introduced himself as "nice guy". (Ps: i got the money refunded by uber btw!)

@GraceLovett63

4 жыл бұрын

EDIT: I forgot to mention he apparently also had a baby with his wife. And hes a "proud father and husband" in every bio of every social (i keep him blocked everywhere, of course) but every few months or so I happen to see him online 24/7 on Plenty Of Fish everytime i download it and use it, again describing himself as the nicest guy whos romantic, sweet and not at all after "netflix and chill" (ofc not mentioning the wife and child and the fact that hes a thief, and total psychopath with anger issues)

@Foolishdevil2003

4 жыл бұрын

Marry him?

@beedroiij8459

4 жыл бұрын

Wow... thats...wow. yikes

@animeonepiecelife1663

3 жыл бұрын

Report him to the police (since he is using your money without permission) And probably try to message his wife proof of his cheating (if he even really has one) In case he tries to bother you again. (Please) Don't let him get away with this bs next time! :)

@Rannument

3 жыл бұрын

what a failed marriage

EDIT: Dudes, thank you all for your support, but i'm fine. That was just a joke. I hate the saying "bros before hoes" for 2 reasons: 1. I don't have bros 2. I don't have hoes

@thatoneguy2169

6 жыл бұрын

When you say you're fine but you're not

@mariaguzman2363

6 жыл бұрын

Can I be your bro?

@cms3816

6 жыл бұрын

I’ll be your bro

@Silverwind87

6 жыл бұрын

I have plenty of hoes. I'm a farmer.

@gutenman7112

6 жыл бұрын

Most of the time . People who owned hoes have a rack too . I mean rake .

I don't trust guys who claim to be "nice". I just don't. If they *are* nice, they won't have to announce it.

@mikip282

5 жыл бұрын

Telentropy X right? I feel like you only absolutely need to say you’re nice is if something you say is taken out of context and comes off as extremely rude.

@dondemitri3760

5 жыл бұрын

Im a guy who is *nice* at being *bad* ...does that count?

@mollymauktealeaf

5 жыл бұрын

Well I’m a massive cunt. Do you trust me?

@haruyanto8085

5 жыл бұрын

Best way to know if someone is a nice person is to put an animal between them and you, if they pick the animal then they're either a nice person or a furry

@Devin_Jazzberry

5 жыл бұрын

Telentropy X same when people claim to be modest

can i point out that in the original book, Don Quixote was a crazy person.

@blehbloop6584

4 жыл бұрын

IKR! Don Quixote fought windmills LOL. It's hilarious that nice guys quote him unknowingly know that Don was a bit coo coo 😂

@xplorer2111

3 жыл бұрын

Well... That's fittin

@robertomanfinfla5785

3 жыл бұрын

@@blehbloop6584 fucking windmills xd

@josebenardi1554

3 жыл бұрын

@@blehbloop6584 Those windmills had it coming

@cheeselord3655

3 жыл бұрын

Those windmills had it coming. Especially Ole Jerry. Steals my sunshine and thinks he can get away with it, I'll send the windmill-whacker after him.

"Oh god, he's a nice gay! They've mutated!" One of my favorite Sorrow quotes.

If you shut a nice guy down immediately, you didn’t give him a chance. If you give him a chance, and don’t like him, you were “leading him on”.

@leahw2124

6 жыл бұрын

Going by that logic, every relationship that has ended has been someone leading someone on. Things change lol. Just because you thought you wanted/liked them at one time doesn't mean you're tied to them forever. Giving someone a chance and realizing they're not for you is literally the foundation of dating 😂

@leahw2124

6 жыл бұрын

Idk if you're being sarcastic though because my sarcasm font is broken.

@Zambrano2199

6 жыл бұрын

Zavendea There is no middle ground for them.

@issackliener3065

6 жыл бұрын

That's why there is no winning with niceguys

@azuresky6339

6 жыл бұрын

Well it's always a 'middle ground' when someone actually does it though, no one wants to be known as the guy/girl that let someone on... It's a bad rap. So yes there's no middle ground for nice guys/girls but everyone that lead someone on will always have a readily prepared excuse. Moral of the story, People suck.

the "get her undressed" song fuckin slaps

@SorrowTV

6 жыл бұрын

Oh I'm still singing it to myself

@mackback319

5 ай бұрын

get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down till the bubbles stop

@Spingebil

3 ай бұрын

3:33

"I CAN BE THE GREATEST PEACH THERE IS BUT EVEYONE FUCKEN HATES PEACHES" I felt that.

@casualcrisis6349

4 жыл бұрын

yeah tbh lol

@lizzieandmocha1131

4 жыл бұрын

I love peaches and I KNOW A GOOD PEACH WHEN I SEE IT

@Jackietubepro

4 жыл бұрын

The whole entire state of Georgia felt that.

@okayyydennn7411

4 жыл бұрын

jackietubepro really did

@mevicky100

3 жыл бұрын

“You’re as pure as a peach and as nice and as neat - As fine and as fair and as swell and as sweet, As soft and as smooth and as cool and as cute!” She smiled at him gently. “It’s just... I hate fruit.”

I pull these vids up and rewatch them every few months because no one does niceguys like Sorrow TV.

@vlogginggabes3864

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss he's the only entertaining one to me that I could watch the same video all day edit: whoever tf just liked my comment good on you for watching old SorrowTV videos instead of OzMedia or someone else

@vlogginggabes3864

4 жыл бұрын

@Beckett Hofkins I'm not disrespecting him at all I just say he uploads more

@vlogginggabes3864

4 жыл бұрын

@Beckett Hofkins new upload from Sorrow soon btw according to his Twitter

@vlogginggabes3864

4 жыл бұрын

@Beckett Hofkins ikr

@mr._otis9840

2 жыл бұрын

MKMingKaster is up there

Nice guys: you're just like every other girl Nice girls: I'm not like _other_ girls 🤔🤔🤔

@jenjen2239

6 жыл бұрын

dylxn grxce it’s almost as if they were made for each other

@RelicNLimbo

6 жыл бұрын

a nice guy and nice girl would have an interesting conversation

@EinFelsbrocken

6 жыл бұрын

RelicNLimbo "Nobody likes me!" "Me neither!" "Nobody wants to have sex with me!" "With me neither!" "I am so unhappy and sad that nobody can be with me" "Ughhh SAAAMEEE!!" "..." "..." "Are you thinking the same thing I do?" "Probably; what do you think?" "WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LOVE ME?!" "YEAAAH RIGHTT!!!!" "Its like we were made for each other!" In unison. "..." "..." "Yeaaaah....youre not my type tho." "Yeaaaaah; I also am into more...you know; more *beautiful* people; totally not being superficial here." "Absolutely! I aswell never grasp out of my league; and I dont...I mean; we can't be together because of that!' *Sounds of agreement in stereo* "Bye." "Bye." After a while; faintly in the distance; from two different sides "WHY AM I SO LONELY?? WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME AAAAAAAGHHH"

@RelicNLimbo

6 жыл бұрын

BASICALLY XD

@sunglassesdude4819

6 жыл бұрын

Felsbrocken 👌👌💯

Get her undressed 🎶 Give her a bath 🎶 *HOLD HER DOWN* *TIL THE BUBBLES STOP* *W H A T T H E F U C K*

@Andre_APM

6 жыл бұрын

🎵I love this song!🎶

@Vilverna

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@1984Phalanx

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly laughed at that part.

@Bluemilk92

5 жыл бұрын

_Humor.jpg_

@voltron-eb6sx

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT A *_BOP_*

The way he said quuen just killed me lmao

@ninjagirl-ri1pc

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like cartman when he says the coon lol

@raven6565

2 жыл бұрын

it reminded me of Dexter from Dexter's Labratory.

these people are genuinely terrifying. they’re the type of dudes who’d stalk and kill a girl because she didn’t want to date him

@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430

3 жыл бұрын

The population has grown so much that this is practically a common occurrence. A lot of things are more common due to larger populations, which is weird... Shouldn't the ratio stay the same or lower? Society is funny

@Buttington_Headerson

3 жыл бұрын

@@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 well, it's easier to stalk people now because of technology and social media

@arealhuman826

Жыл бұрын

and theyre everywhere

@lukethelegend9705

4 ай бұрын

Yup, this is considerably less funny and more dangerous in real life

Don't be a nice guy. Be a good guy.

@aryasenaputra3226

6 жыл бұрын

Tofu Kingpin i second this

@aadikothadia8114

6 жыл бұрын

don’t be a nice guy, don’t be a good guy, be a G O O D B O Y

@sereneornellas421

5 жыл бұрын

nah nah nah. good g o y

@dynamix_9568

5 жыл бұрын

Tofu Kingpin fuck tjat im Chad

@sereneornellas421

5 жыл бұрын

Being a nice guy doesnt work with gays either. I tried

“Hold her down til the bubbles stop” 😂😂

@Champion_Eternal

6 жыл бұрын

Heather Johnson You sick fuck!

@LavenderBabies

6 жыл бұрын

Glitch it's a quote from the video stfu

@babygoose8716

6 жыл бұрын

Lavender Babies thank you!! 🙏

@xavierl7874

6 жыл бұрын

Glitch How dare you call this beautiful woman a "sick fuck". Nice guys such as myself would never condone such hurtful language especially when towards a woman. Heather if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, call me and I'll make sure to give you such a good bath, you *will never breathe again*

@s0Shi

6 жыл бұрын

+Xavier L Yes take her ~ b r e a t h a w a y ~

Everyone’s a nice guy until she says she’s not interested

"Send girls voice messages so they can't screenshot us" Did they forget about screen recording?

@KodieUnknown

5 жыл бұрын

Kayla Morgan Yes. Yes they did. What are they gonna do when they find out screen recording is a thing?

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

like, what were they even thinking? 'send them voice messages so they can't screenshot us harassing them'? what the fuck

@asgnt3408

4 жыл бұрын

DK Ghost they’ll send telegraphs

@slurmygunch6010

4 жыл бұрын

the counterpoint is to say you can't open voice messages, they just don't work for some reason

@viperaputakeyteaparyou8237

3 жыл бұрын

Smoke signals and morse code are a thing FYI ahahah

"Oh my god, you're a "nice gay"! The breed has mutated!" "... but I'm a 'gentleman gamer'." What's next? "Nice gentleman gaymer"?

@DenMotherArkala

6 жыл бұрын

Trey Atkins Oh, crap, they better not go into the oceans. I thought I was safe, surrounded by nothing but deep water and literal man-eating sharks! 😒

@trickytreyperfected1482

6 жыл бұрын

what me worry Lol. No problem

@caodogao4327

6 жыл бұрын

There has been queer people that refered to themselves as "Gaymer" for a long time.

@theartistswings9810

6 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T. I CANT EVEN RN. FILL IN THE MISSING WORD WITH ANYTHING. I CANT DO IT RIGHT NOW. IM TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH THIS AMAZING BULLSHIT.

the depression, desperation, and emotional manipulation is genuinely unsettling I think these men need therapy, so they can lead healthier lives

@retroelectro6937

6 жыл бұрын

Their heads are so far up their arses, they're BEYOND the help of therapy.

@tibbygaycat

6 жыл бұрын

TurtleShroom Pft yeah sure it was because women don't want to have sex with murderous creeps.

@Kabal1247

6 жыл бұрын

nah fuck them. Let them live the single life

@paxcallow

6 жыл бұрын

at least if they keep crippling themselves romantically and emotionally over and over again, they'll be wiped out of the gene pool.

@Logjambam

6 жыл бұрын

They arent beyond therapy but yes you are correct they are seriously demented

"Get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down till the bubbles stop"

Lmaooo the Don Quixote quote was incredible. The original nice guy

@josebenardi1554

3 жыл бұрын

Not really, he used his "beloved" as a mere prop to further his path as a self imagined medieval knight. Women do not play a meaningful role in his journey. He doesn't want sex, affection or companionship. He wants a damsel in distress to bootstrap a quest. I would label him as more of the original kid that thinks life is an RPG.

@ProfessorxVile

2 жыл бұрын

@@josebenardi1554 So he thought women have no agency and only exist as props to validate him as a man? That sounds like a Nice Guy to me.

"Everyone fucken hates peaches"

@TheoZaHero

6 жыл бұрын

NOOOOTTTT NEEEEEEEE aim de dunny

My fav moments are when he breaks the voice because it’s just too funny.

@jaysonklein6018

5 жыл бұрын

"You should've just given him a CHYAAAAAAN..."

@MustraOrdo

5 жыл бұрын

a reason I subscribed

Me: Discovers nice gays Me, a gay: oh no

@chuckb11

4 жыл бұрын

Being a furry is much worse than being a nice guy.

@xxgabexx1585

4 жыл бұрын

@@chuckb11 i... I am offended but I know its true

@marcusmelville4111

4 жыл бұрын

They're more common than you think

@xxgabexx1585

4 жыл бұрын

@Don K that's brilliant!

@xxgabexx1585

4 жыл бұрын

@Don K lmaoooo

0:02 Ah yes, a man of culture. I too take advice from delusional old men who attack windmills.

@vhilofaye1618

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@gabikimosabi5127

14 күн бұрын

Giants*

"Get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down till the bubbles stop" SOMEONE MAKE A REMIX OF THIS PLEASE

@Amenta013

6 жыл бұрын

YASSSSS

@jacklee2642

6 жыл бұрын

lmfao

I have size 13.5 feet, and yes I have something big too in relation to it. Big toes.

@letsstartadialogueeh7692

5 жыл бұрын

And big shoes!

@SkandiaAUS

5 жыл бұрын

And your socks must be massive!

@dawnisbored

5 жыл бұрын

BIG IQ

@michealgonzales1559

5 жыл бұрын

Do you also have...long legs!

@bostontowny4life744

5 жыл бұрын

I have a huge penis.

“And I said I was sorry.” Such a compelling argument

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

come on he apologized for telling her to commit suicide and calling her a cunt, give him a chance! i'm sure he's a nice guy! (god i hate myself)

“..you went with all the other girls in our grade uhhh..UUUUUHHHHOOOOOHUUUUUUUUUHHH hURrrrrhhhaUuuuuu” 😂😂

"Nice guys finish last?" I have a feeling Nice Guys don't finish at all.

@x3seal133

6 жыл бұрын

Lol,maybe they will when they meet "nice girls".

@mrjoe332

6 жыл бұрын

x3 seal so they can probably kill or reject each other

@FluffyPE

6 жыл бұрын

Nah. They’re busy holding the door open. Might be a while XD

@Nathi98

6 жыл бұрын

Nice guys don't even enter the race.

@Cuck-n-bull

6 жыл бұрын

More like nice guys finish after .04 seconds

"Get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her head till the bubbles stop-"

@Butterfly20004

6 жыл бұрын

ScoutKirby SLEEP ON THE COUCH

8:31 There’s a point at which you stop sounding like a nice guy and just turn into Scrat from Ice Age

@dcollins8718

5 жыл бұрын

Scrat got his nut though

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

@@dcollins8718 WAIT NO

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

@@dcollins8718 WHY CAN I HEAR IT

@ninjagirl-ri1pc

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m running of tissues”

that drake bell message didnt really age well huh

"Oh God... He's a "nice gay". It's a new breed... THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED!!" I couldn´t stop laughing for 5 whole mins

@user-yp7ke4et7o

4 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Graham chill out

@martim7000

4 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Graham calm down Taylor this is a satire comment

@hamstinky3524

4 жыл бұрын

That Will be 99 cents No no no let him speak

@yuyaricachimuel555

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get it tbh xP

@Virginny

4 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Graham woah

nOT eVEN thE gAyS aRe SAfE

@giorno3616

6 жыл бұрын

But are the trans guys? I need to know this.

@aziebites

6 жыл бұрын

+Fish_Wwith_Flair OOF I hope so.

@giorno3616

6 жыл бұрын

Casper Pluto Me too.

@giorno3616

6 жыл бұрын

TurtleShroom oof rip me then

@aziebites

6 жыл бұрын

+TurtleShroom Hello, it is I, the trans guy whose comment you originally replied to. Maybe don't be an ass to trans people. We get enough shit as it is. Please and thank you.

"I don't need your nudes I have drake bell's" Well that didn't age so well.

"hmm that changes things" Translation: you're going against the pre conceived notions I had about you and the story I wrote for us in my head is all wrong

i love how you sung get her undressed.

@thatlemonguy1107

6 жыл бұрын

“Get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down ‘til the bubbles stop”

@daviddj888

6 жыл бұрын

Molest her Molest her Molest her Molest her

@Silverwind87

6 жыл бұрын

What happened to this thread?

@ohad.5890

6 жыл бұрын

ddratty no need to share that bud.

@andyphu5038

6 жыл бұрын

“Euuu euuuu euuu HUEGH HUEAHGH!”-sorrowtv

I like peaches. Actual peaches, the fruit. Not nice guys

@Lovuschka

5 жыл бұрын

I like only one peach, and that is the princess from Super Mario. :-)

@mindlessdillan

5 жыл бұрын

Oh baby I would treat you like a quuen and buy you all the peaches you want ☺☺

@sherikwasnik5290

5 жыл бұрын

I.like peaches too. The fruit. There is no such thing as nice guys. At least, not ones who tell you they are.

@cleanerben9636

5 жыл бұрын

The skin is awful though

@misterwuss5456

5 жыл бұрын

😏🍺 Peaches are too fuzzy, Change my mind

I've had a couple of those "just give me one chance" - I say "That was your one chance. You blew it" These morons haven't learned simple lesson: We only ever get one chance to make a first impression. We might as well try to make it a good one.

@AventuroPlays

5 жыл бұрын

But they'll never understand what that even means...

@franl155

5 жыл бұрын

@@AventuroPlays -sadly true

@franl155

5 жыл бұрын

@@AventuroPlays - sadly true. They just want another chance to screw up differently - and there are so many options

@peskypigeonx

2 жыл бұрын

@Don K no no, I think it’s important

These hurt bad because I used to be a big time "nice guy." I feel awful for it.

@Stevie8654

4 жыл бұрын

I take that back. I was a minor nice guy. Holy fuck these are some psychos.

@Duck-mn8xp

4 жыл бұрын

At least you recognize your flaws and try to stop being that way. That’s great!

@SuperNiceteeth

2 жыл бұрын

Good that you can admit it and move on.

Unfortunately, entitlement knows no sexuality.

*How big ya feet?*

@SirDuffet

6 жыл бұрын

Jeeves Anthrozaur reported🙂

@chaoticklutz3633

6 жыл бұрын

11

@umcThunder72

6 жыл бұрын

SirDuffet why?

@mattm9689

6 жыл бұрын

The virus has mutated he's a "nice gay"!

@dolulare

6 жыл бұрын

10 feet

This stuff is funny and all that, but these are generally the guys that go on to murder women and that puts all of this in a different perspective.

@VooDooMaGicMan81

4 жыл бұрын

Sociopaths are most likely to kill... And I doubt they would write messages like in this video. Sociopaths definitely aren't the 'nice guy' types - who are generally more likely to hurt themselves after a break up. If they were genuine nice guys then it doesn't make sense they'd kill anyone.

@drewsmotherinlaw7365

4 жыл бұрын

CommonSense81 I know it’s not a “one-size fits all” type of situation, but there are a lot of different ways these things can go. Either way, these things are funny and all, but it’s scary when you think of how these types of guys get to the point where they will do pretty much anything.

@ekki1993

4 жыл бұрын

CommonSense81 The "nice guy" title is ironic because they call themselves that, but constantly insulting women for not acting exactly like they expect and wishing for them to go through awful shit is a mark of some degree of sociopathy. They are not nice by any strech of the word.

@VooDooMaGicMan81

4 жыл бұрын

@@ekki1993 Oh sure you get covert psychos or borderlines who play the role of mr nice guy because they don't have the looks/personality/wealth/confidence to be a dominant type. But decent guys (the people I was referring to) generally get hurt and perhaps say emotional stuff afterwards which people tend to take out of context. If you don't get emotional after a girl cheats on you or discards you I'd personally say you'd be far more likely to have a possible personality disorder along with being potentially violent. It's similar to online comments, the types who write aggressive comments tend to be the least potent in real life. It's merely insecurity, frustration and low self confidence doing the talking.

@ekki1993

4 жыл бұрын

@@VooDooMaGicMan81 We're talking about a specific type of guy, saying creepy shit to girls with which they clearly don't have proper intimacy to justify their behaviour (often inproperly, often with aggressive backlash). Most of the people on this video are doing harm and, while most probably need help, that's not an excuse to let them be if their decisions can hurt other people. Not sure what your rambling about being taken out of context, being cheated on or discarded have to do with anything. These people are being shitty with strangers or people who were very clearly on friendly relationships with them. If you had a shitty day, month, year or decade that's still not an excuse to be shitty to people who had nothing to do with it. You can defend an imaginary "nice guy" and project an imaginary "insecure aggressive guy" on the other side all you want, but that's the kind of shit most of these believe. They are being "nice" and people who "get girls" are "dumb and aggressive" and girls that don't recognise their "nice" behaviour are "bitches", which justifies their shitty behaviour which leads to them falling further into the "nice guy" spiral.

Ah, leave it to sorrow. He's the only one that can read these and make it funny. Otherwise it's just sad lol

@ajanthony1356

4 жыл бұрын

His the OG

Usually when a guy talks about how respectful and understanding he is towards women, and how he's suuuuuuch a gentleman, thats your cue to run. Run girl, RUN!

@rjw2568

6 жыл бұрын

Indiegirl007 You don’t have to run from me, I’m not like the other douchebags in life I know how to treat a girl because I’m a gentleman.

@nickkohlmann

6 жыл бұрын

Dolan *RUN*

@theprocrastinator6813

6 жыл бұрын

Indiegirl007 don't listen to dolan , i am the one that is truthful and will treat you like a queen without abandoning you. no need to cry , with me you can feel comfortable now

@DonVigaDeFierro

6 жыл бұрын

I have sex on a regular basis.

@Silverwind87

6 жыл бұрын

This world's not made for you. Run, girl, run. They're trying to catch you.

This is a good training for people's social skills. Like when you go to drivers ed and see all those car accident videos with people being mangled. "This could happen to YOU if you dont learn to drive properly!"

5:06 well that aged like fine wine

"I don't need your nudes I have Drake Bell's" 2021-2022: "Yeah.....about that..."

Niceguys are horrible at fishing. Their lines are extremely weak and poorly put together. And after their rod breaks, they don’t look in the store for a new one. Oh no. They jump into the water trying to violently grab the rod they lost.

@typhoonzebra

6 жыл бұрын

Salem an odd yet apt analogy

@ostravaofboletaria1027

6 жыл бұрын

Lokal Mage swimming in Puss dropping truthbombs right here.

@sebarus8108

6 жыл бұрын

That is the best analogy I have ever seen

@charade4905

6 жыл бұрын

Is that why "nice guys" often complain about getting catfished?

@daimhinaubrey3194

6 жыл бұрын

NICE

Just once I’d like to see the guy be like “alright fine. I understand you don’t share feelings for me. Sorry if that was awkward, thanks for letting us still be friends.”

@rngesus7641

6 жыл бұрын

I would be like this. *If I had feelings.*

@InvaderGIR98

6 жыл бұрын

But the guys who DO do that don't get screenshotted and shared all over the internet. Nobody would find that entertaining.

@philiphunn194

5 жыл бұрын

That would be normal, and the internet hates normal 😛

@anja6983

5 жыл бұрын

I met those guys... Yeah there are a lot of nice guys, but i had some guys who werent so instable and could take it. I was often so surprised, i wish i didnt turn them down lol

@Applest2oApples

5 жыл бұрын

Anja Actually, the word you are thinking of is “unstable”. You sound really cool and hot though and should totally DM me. I’m not like other guys, I’ll totally treat you right 😘

When I first got my kitten, I watched a lot of Sorrow TV outloud and now whenever I play his videos, she comes up to my phone and puts her paws on the screen and actually watches with me (difficulty as her paws are on the screen). I think it's cute that she actually has a favourite youtuber (she doesnt do this with any other youtuber I watch)

I love the "give her a bath" song LMAO "hold her down til the bubbles stop" roflmao

? Nice guy is evolving!! ... Nice guy has evolved to.. NICE GAY!!

@marcmothersole8265

5 жыл бұрын

I heard the Pokemon music while reading this

@tzeningloh3034

5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't getting the attention he wanted from girls so he decided to switch to guys instead.

@pogo575

5 жыл бұрын

Wild MGTOW appears.

@zygouz6129

5 жыл бұрын

The lesbians aren't even safe

@WidthTomJones

5 жыл бұрын

pocky in boots Lesbians were already attacked by the Nice Guys who think ‘I don’t like dick’ means ‘I don’t like like dick.... apart from yours ;)’

If a nice girl turned down a nice guy it would honestly be WW3

@jaysonklein6018

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, it'd be "The War on Terror... 2!!!"

@emiliew5553

5 жыл бұрын

they turn down each other for different reasons. the nice girl says she wants a genuine relationship but she only wants sex, the nice guy says he want both but he just wants feet pics

5:04 "I don't need your nudes, I have Drake Bell's" Reddit post that was later used as evidence in court.

I like how he ocasionaly just makes up names for the people.

“Get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down till the bubbles stop”

@norysmo

5 жыл бұрын

@@rngesus7641 some parts you said don't have any rhythm to em

@rngesus7641

5 жыл бұрын

@@norysmo You know I had to do it to em.

With all these niceguy videos it makes you think: Is Sorrow a former nice guy himself?

@Crumbite.

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Former?

@sadhappyize

6 жыл бұрын

why are you everywhere fuck

@d3monix444

6 жыл бұрын

Wew such fast response

@BogdyTV

6 жыл бұрын

Most guys are, but we thankfully realise that way of thinking is retarded and we proceed to self-heal.

@jacques5525

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Why the fuck are you everywhere

I can feel the cringe pumping through my veins.

@tourzrap

4 жыл бұрын

Fire Of His Love lool yeah, through my fucking bones.

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

i've cringed so much during this video i feel my soul shattering

1:14 this is the most polite rejection I’ve ever heard. There is no reason to say anything other than “Okay, I respect your feelings. Have a nice life.”

oh god it’s a nice *gay* it’s a new breed *THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED*

@canthandlethislol

6 жыл бұрын

*Plague INC intensifies*

@KonyTheDeer

6 жыл бұрын

We are not safe anymore

I would treat her like a quiche.

@creepypato3984

5 жыл бұрын

* You leave the Quiche on the ground and tell it you'll be right back.

@TrulySomeone

5 жыл бұрын

@@creepypato3984 But you never did. Now she's abandoned.

@lea-ellanscott2766

5 жыл бұрын

Oml lol

@ringthebellamy

5 жыл бұрын

what does this supposed to mean? LOL 😂

@grimaria1999

5 жыл бұрын

@@ringthebellamy It's an Undertale reference.

The Drake Bell one didn’t age so well

Dude, I know this is a super old video... but please come back, SorrowTV. We miss you. I'm old and don't know to use Twitter. Everything sucks now.

Nice Guy: Hey, wanna go out? Girl: No Nice Guy: But why? I thought we had chemistry :( Girl: Dude last time we talked you killed my brother and kidnapped my first-born child

@illusionaryheart3325

5 жыл бұрын

Sruthi Not Shruthi I want this to be a plot to a show or something, “You killed my family! Prepare to be rejected!”

@Klmp13

5 жыл бұрын

@@illusionaryheart3325 And the character's name should be... "Indigo Montoya"? Nah, not catchy enough; it'll never catch on. How about, "Indignant Mother"?

@kodiibearv

5 жыл бұрын

nice guy: but i said i was sorry :/

@pranjalipethkar4026

4 жыл бұрын

Which Ekta Kapoor drama is this

The bath one is just several levels of really creepy.

I love how the quote at the beginning is said by Don Quixote, a delusional menace of society

That Drake and Josh outro is extra creepy now

Your voice acting is getting better I didn’t even think it was possible

@Becca_Lynn

6 жыл бұрын

Melody Headburn for real though

Damn, I love when nice guys call themselves nice guys

@avr7120

6 жыл бұрын

Ya they’re like exposing themselves

@AD-dg3zz

6 жыл бұрын

The lack of self-awareness is hilarious

@karamellcreme

6 жыл бұрын

I literally have to be careful on what I say about myself b e c a u s e of ‘nice guys/girls’. I told my friend once that I could meow like a cat and she doubted me. Three seconds later I actually did it.

@karamellcreme

6 жыл бұрын

Banana Tim I also freaked out my friend... Oops.

@karamellcreme

6 жыл бұрын

Banana Tim My friend doubted me cause I sounded like a nice guy, which was why I said that. And it’s also a little joke to how nice guys boast about dumb ‘accomplishments’ as if they’re proud of it lol. Juust to clear it up.

its beautiful how Don Quixote, one of the most important and recognized characters in Brazilian literature which is where I live, is a total nice guy

@danielamihova

2 жыл бұрын

He's Spanish.

The bit about Drake Bell hits a LOT different now that he's been accused of inappropriate conduct with children 😵

The guy's who thought "oh I'll send a voice message so no one can take this" weren't thinking.. The person can just play the sounds off the computer and video record it with their phone .-. that's even more humiliating than text, hah! I do not feel bad for the guys that do this.

@jadequincy2797

6 жыл бұрын

Or they can just write what they said. Like, they listen to the messages, take a screenshot, and write what they say on the post.

@hahaohno329

6 жыл бұрын

Nikki Chi IPhones have screen recording features now. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@FrancyCavalcante

6 жыл бұрын

and on Whatsapp you can literally just send the voice messages you’ve received to anyone u want to. it’s even funnier that way

@yuihidegigauchu0069

6 жыл бұрын

There are ways to dismantle and download the mp3. You just have to try.

@AprilBytheBay

5 жыл бұрын

Tsunahide Minamoto you can actually save voice messages

Look, I'm a very nice guy. I hold the door for wamen, i bring them flowers, and I am a shoulder to cry on. But if you stop making these vids Sorrow, you'll make me angry. *And you won't like it when a nice guy is angry*

@bluejayfinch

6 жыл бұрын

Calm down, Bruce Banner...

@mossmilf6440

6 жыл бұрын

B Will *the devil shivers*

@kaaeoodens3030

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf is your profile pic XD

@fredricbodhamn9182

6 жыл бұрын

Oh no... It's... An angry guy!

@AmaryInkawult

6 жыл бұрын

I'm just a person who's an asshole

Damn that ending hits different giving the drake bell situation

Can't believe I still come back to these

2:00 Lmao the guy thumbs-down-reacted her completely reasonable and kindly worded message letting him know she doesn't want to talk anymore, and then calls her selfish

@Grimmsect

6 жыл бұрын

Her completely reasonable message where she tells a male friend whom she has been friends with for a while (it is heavily implied by her dialogue that they were already friends), that she never wants to talk to him again (as a friend, not just as his gf) because he confessed his undying love for her one night while drunk? That girl? Sorry man, but if you don't think telling a friend you don't want to be friends with them anymore because they said something while drunk isn't selfish, you've got a lot of waking up to do.... She definitely 100% did not have to date him, she could easily tell him it was out of place to dump all that heavy shit on her and yet then try to forgive him and still be his friend, or "low and behold" help his depression by talking empathically with him, you know, as his friend. His replies aren't even pushing for a date. He's overreacting and emotional, but he's trying to salvage their friendship, not a relationship. Nowhere in the convo is he yelling, "why won't you fuck me bitch?"..... but instead he's being more like "Why do you have to be so melodramatic and destroy an entire friendship over one sentence," or "Why? As my friend? Won't you help me when I need help?", the answer to which is she was never really his friend, he was only ever hers (and wasn't really hers, because crush, but meh). Just because you do mean things with a smile on your face, doesn't make you a nice person. P.S. It was also a private message, so she not only rejected him (whatever) then dumped him as a friend (true crime), but she then posted it on reddit.

@xTheSecretDiaries

6 жыл бұрын

Grimmsect because it's awkward to be around someone you know has feelings for you and not feeling the same way

@vitezjura

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah that guy didn't act like an asshole at all, the girl did. He wanted more than a single message break up, that's all.

It was a mistake to watch this during my break in the library. Trying to hold in laughter.

@Me-np3tw

6 жыл бұрын

Wolfferoni. it always is.

@userequaltoNull

6 жыл бұрын

I've had that experience with SootHouse.

@EthanTheWerewolf

6 жыл бұрын

Wolfferoni Rip, same

@triangulum8869

6 жыл бұрын

Don’t say that, the enemy is everywhere

@vladimiradidas1945

6 жыл бұрын

Wolfferoni how is this funny? This is cringe

For a nice guy, not leading on = not existing

Wasn’t don Quixote like super insane?

Lmao, “get her undressed, giver her a bath...” That’s so catchy I can’t stop singing it. Lol. Subbed af. This video was fire.

@KawaiiJackHonne

6 жыл бұрын

Hold her down until the bubbles stop

@fernandoleamshake7031

5 жыл бұрын

Im gonna die before those pigs take me in

@frostywing8941

5 жыл бұрын

*MOLEST HER* *MOLEST HER* *MOLEST HER* *SLEEP ON THE COUCH*

Treat her like a quuen treat him like a quuen because deep inside were all just a bunch of quuen

@ElizabethzW.

5 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@artyommakhno4622

5 жыл бұрын

Am I quuen too?

@blackbirdrose6871

5 жыл бұрын

@@artyommakhno4622 Yes

@artyommakhno4622

5 жыл бұрын

Conner Hoyt yay

@FosterC144

5 жыл бұрын

Like a quuen...like a Cuban sandwich!

That first post reminds me of one of the best memes I have saved: “DAMN SON, you were only supposed to LICK the boot, not make a WHOLE MEAL of it!”

After hearing this video I think sorrow could do a great hank hill impression.