"you look like the elf from lotr" .....aren't the elves supposed to be extremely attractive?

@baldrodinson3380

4 жыл бұрын

Considering the elf that everyone knows about from lotr is Legolas, who's played by Orlando Bloom, very much yes. Sincerely, a straight dude.

@terriersturf4734

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: this was actually a compliment and she's just really bad at them

@cinemasketch9644

4 жыл бұрын

She prolly meant an elf from harry potter

@i_will_not_elaborate

4 жыл бұрын

It reminds of that part in the stick of truth where you have to recruit the girls for your larping party and they don't want to play because it's a "boy activity" while they have an Orlando Bloom poster in the background

@zerolayne8245

4 жыл бұрын

I thought elves were universally attractive. Like... That's just how elves are, even in DnD, they're hot/handsome.

"I'm literally the guy in the pic." Is an amazing meme, tho.

@oof-rr5nf

6 жыл бұрын

Dante's Disco Inferno agreed 1000%

@ravencollins5638

6 жыл бұрын

It really isn't

@yaoiprotag4029

5 жыл бұрын

I just found it funny that she just says "NO" and nothing else.

@ethandickie

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@RV-fo8xj

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Collins that’s just, like, your opinion, man

Reasons to date me: 1.I’ll call you bruh 2.bruh

@Sbevewagon4493

5 жыл бұрын

4

@danielquigley5090

4 жыл бұрын

What if we kissed during the bruh moment? Haha. Just kidding! Unless...?

@malion8374

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sbevewagon4493 Domenico nigga

@gexagon1804

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh...

@hoclok4121

4 жыл бұрын

bruh crimson

"Relax, your boyfriend isn't even born yet" The cringe is so strong it's like a bump of coke. I can feel it in my bones.

@kimifw58

4 жыл бұрын

It's like what?

@TheShyDoomer

4 жыл бұрын

@@kimifw58 Cocaine

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

i want to apologize to my soul for the things it's had to experience

@verotaylor

4 жыл бұрын

Heyyy I've retweeted that meme! But AS A JOKE mind you!

@gb3458

4 жыл бұрын

It also makes me shudder from the pure creepiness of that statement.

Jokes on Samantha, Elves in LotR are canonically super hot.

@Faucaux

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers bro, I’ll wank to that

@satviksingaraju9496

4 жыл бұрын

@@Faucaux r/holup

@rexarmstrong4284

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah she got it right the first time when she said troll but then ruined her own point

@winch2342

4 жыл бұрын

@@satviksingaraju9496 what the problem #coomernation

@fettycheese2498

4 жыл бұрын

Oh. Perfect

Reasons to date me: Error 404 Page not found

@miasmi4422

5 жыл бұрын

Eh, good enough.

@cat_loaf943

5 жыл бұрын

Accepted

@Error-lo8fs

5 жыл бұрын

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

@nv_johan8711

5 жыл бұрын

K

@thatnerdinthecomments4678

5 жыл бұрын

Well, at least you're honest.

I like when Sorrow goes "mmmngh!!!" For "!!!!!!" And "hmmn??" For "???" A great voice actor makes a good sound for punctuation.

@abigailchristenson388

3 жыл бұрын

Ik!! I can never read ?? Or !! without hearing his voice 😭😂

@MrDsktlldwn

2 жыл бұрын

LOL TRUE

@alex.g7317

Жыл бұрын

thats pretty creavive!

"She has 8 kids and doesn't even have a job." Almost like she's a full time housewife or something.

@A.S._Trunks

4 жыл бұрын

Having a job is still better tho

@A.S._Trunks

4 жыл бұрын

@Emily Barclay Lol who do you know in America that has 8 kids? Most nowadays have 3 at the most. It's simply more profitable to have both parents working and providing. Because housework isn't actually work, anyone can do it in like 30 min tops.

@tomsagamesisbackagain.3808

4 жыл бұрын

@@A.S._Trunks dude. Technicaly they are working but not beinh paid. Being a maid is a job Taking care of kids is a job Ect.

@BentleyS6336

4 жыл бұрын

@@A.S._Trunks they do have a job lol, they just don't get paid in money

@ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960

3 жыл бұрын

@@A.S._Trunks childcare would easily take up most of one or both parents incomes. And you risk child abuse, trust me, happened to toddler me. In some situations it just makes sense to have a house parent. And it's not 30 minutes to properly, actually, clean a house.

She called him a gremlim/elf from lord of the rings, but there are no gremlins in lord of the rings and the elves are specifically suppose to be attractive.

@nicoledontu1252

5 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone mentioned it!! xD

@katmaw5910

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, anything but an orc and that's a bangin' compliment right there!

@nyxeo

5 жыл бұрын

@@katmaw5910 yayy i have a group of people who understand lotr like my whole family does!!

@medallionvaliance5349

5 жыл бұрын

KayleyAnna Right? She accidentally calls him hot XD

@Icewind007

5 жыл бұрын

Legolas, the hot gremlin.

*_and then everybody clapped_*

@duvanner1960

6 жыл бұрын

You're right.

@fistoftheworldking3834

6 жыл бұрын

She broke new grounds

@SkiRuns

6 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else read this in your head with that one sarcastic ass sound this channel does lol

@meharawan6685

6 жыл бұрын

paloma *and then the makeup clapped*

@wankovich

6 жыл бұрын

she also says the girl behind her spit out her coffee. why would she STAND IN LINE IF SHE ALREADY HAS COFFEE?

Lol I love how she's like "the perks of dating me: I will show you affection, talk to you, and not cheat on you" so basically what you would expect from a healthy relationship...

@signiko7095

4 жыл бұрын

perks of dating me: ill be a decent human being to you

@H0gwashing

3 жыл бұрын

they are trying to trick you with reverse psychology. anything they say they do is automatically not what they do

@okboomerbutitsacat8050

3 жыл бұрын

The perks of dating normal people: Having a normal relationship The perks of dating r/nicegirls girls: *Error 404 not found*

@AaronKaiMCDNLD

3 жыл бұрын

they can offer you the absolute basics of a relationship and nothing else

@rorolilred

3 жыл бұрын

@@AaronKaiMCDNLD yup, although seeing as she considers the basics to be "perks" I'm sceptical she can even provide the basics most of the time

Pros of dating me: you'll be the cute one

@Vioioioio

5 жыл бұрын

Press x to doubt, seriously I feel like a fucking tras heap

@Vioioioio

5 жыл бұрын

*trash

@its_inspired

4 жыл бұрын

I might as well be the smart one too.

@Hammywastaken

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vioioioio hey bro 1 year later you doing good

@Vioioioio

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hammywastaken idk how tf i did it, but i got a gf now, lol

Samantha: im never texting you again 500 new messages

@friendlyghosthost1830

5 жыл бұрын

stripperman @

@cristaltophat

5 жыл бұрын

@Adam Courier How Many Missed Calls!? 😰

@miltonandkaleb1815

5 жыл бұрын

HummerTop 50

@coalesce3333

5 жыл бұрын

(SSHHHH)...Don't feed the thing we dare not name, our time and energy is its sustenance.

@ikeepscreamingbutgoddoesnt5556

5 жыл бұрын

*_missed calls_*

Lets all have a moment silence for the bisexuals who have to deal with *nice guys* and *nice girls*

@DirectorTaffy

6 жыл бұрын

Space mom I’m straight, but I will gladly give that moment of silence

@samedude3810

6 жыл бұрын

Bis probably don’t have to deal with them that much.

@skeezmcgyster6658

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the sympathy

@lavenderhoney5712

6 жыл бұрын

The One And Only Pierre oh ho ho ho you would be surprised. But mostly I get threesome request.

@aestheticleo7507

6 жыл бұрын

The One And Only Pierre Probably more often than you'd think :P

"Lady, I get a lot less bitchin' from the Waifu at home." 😂😂😂😂 That was pure comedy gold!

The elves in the lord of the rings are, according to the lore, the most beautiful and elegant race in middle earth, so that's actually a compliment lol Edit: can't believe I have a comment with more than 10 likes. You folks are awesome.

@tatumfowler3603

4 жыл бұрын

When they don't appreciate proper fantasy books by not reading them: boi

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Sidharth Kumar Menon IN I’m pretty sure even if she only has seen the movies Orlando Bloom is pretty damn beautiful xD

@caseyvee9973

4 жыл бұрын

Sidharth Kumar Menon IN i’m glad i wasn’t the only one who caught that

@Delta_2209

4 жыл бұрын

And the proudest race too

5:47 She went through all the stages of grief in the span of 10 minutes

@privcraft_

5 жыл бұрын

Except she never reached acceptance

@aarunthehunter5990

5 жыл бұрын

She skipped one stage

@thedeserthawk2093

5 жыл бұрын

So that wasn't just me who saw that? Oh my god, it was like watching a freight train crash into a grain silo or some other large agricultural structure in slow motion.

@katiep5218

5 жыл бұрын

She missed the crucial stage.. WHERE SHE ACCEPTS HER FATE

@erin3967

5 жыл бұрын

K D Presson no, the last one

rain drop drop top im rick harrison and this is my pawn shop

@boldikisfaludy6046

5 жыл бұрын

You are a fucking legend!

@projectvictor3649

5 жыл бұрын

Bars

@backinyourcommentsectionag3191

5 жыл бұрын

straight fire man!

@talonstudios.

5 жыл бұрын

Legend

@thewhoakage3198

5 жыл бұрын

Legande

Nice girl: is annoying Normal dude: replies Nice girl: *proceeds to get 91,000 kilograms of pure anger made into a material by sheer force of hate alone to slam down on the normal dude in the form of 99 texts*

@eldritchabomination9726

4 жыл бұрын

Oddly specific, but aight

@funnyman-es6oo

3 жыл бұрын

@Brady Sherman hard crack

@pannacottafUWUgo

3 жыл бұрын

hello alternate me

perks of dating me >im not samantha. im sans-antha.

@sansincontrol4178

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@jacknewark5040

4 жыл бұрын

“Sans” means “not”.

@Egonsraad

4 жыл бұрын

I want you.

@thisaccountisdead.4044

4 жыл бұрын

*nicegirlovania intensifies*

@qwertyuiop1854

3 жыл бұрын

LOL SANS!! LOL IM FUCKIN G DYING RIGHT NOW DUDE!!!! YOure so funny!

damn... this last guy dodged the biggest deadliest bullet he could've ever gotten shot with

@TheCostimen

6 жыл бұрын

El Slendermaster i'd burn my fucking phone after watching that

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, you gotta play it for someone else so you pass on the curse & escape it for now.

*LeAvE HiM aLoNe. LEEAAve him aLOONE. LEaVe hiM aLOne. leaVe him aLone. leAVE hiM aLOOONE. LEEEEEAVE HIM ALONE. LEAVE HIM ALONE*

@milokiss8276

6 жыл бұрын

LEAVADAMAN ALONE

@OzarkCrusader

6 жыл бұрын

*LEAVE HIM aLOnE*

@derekarcand1739

5 жыл бұрын

*LeAvEdAdAmNmAn ALONE*

@malsypright

5 жыл бұрын

I can't help but get this image of a horror setting in an abandoned building with 'leave him alone' scratched all over the walls

@metalheadjakob

5 жыл бұрын

the anthem of this series

Anybody else find it strange that the girl who was standing behind her, was in line for coffee, had coffee in her mouth already? She must really love coffee if she already is getting another cup.

@slushpuppie19

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, someone has learned a lot from Phoenix Wright!!

@portablerefrigerator4902

Жыл бұрын

THE ACE ATTORNEY

@humanperson3779

Жыл бұрын

OBJECTION‼️‼️‼️‼️

I absolutely love the term “quirky” other girls tend to describe themselves as. Thanks to them, nobody takes my social anxiety seriously because anxiety is considered “cute”. I simply adore that!

@purpisdus3118

4 жыл бұрын

*The sarcasm is strong with this one.*

@sanesanchezs

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a vegan

@its_inspired

4 жыл бұрын

@@sanesanchezs So you just get meat from guys? Probably rarely though since that profile pic gives me ADHD vibes. Makes me want to grind my flesh into a juice.

@sanesanchezs

4 жыл бұрын

@@its_inspired cool

@jaimeansell2474

4 жыл бұрын

Its_Inspired pretty sure they were joking dude, I could be wrong though. Try to calm down I-

I am noticing that when he sings....He's like.. Really fucking good.

@TristanSilverwood

6 жыл бұрын

*wow really? no one ever noticed before. Could it be because he is a v-v-v-v-v-v-voice actor?*

@ThisGuy1219

6 жыл бұрын

Harvey Sunshine actually generally yeah va’s have good-great singing

@cthonkle

6 жыл бұрын

Gizmo The Hyena begon furry, we don't like furrys here

@laggykun4602

6 жыл бұрын

Darth Tito unrelated.

@cthonkle

6 жыл бұрын

tahu nuva no one asked u

Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks* Me: *gets drink* Me: *leaves*

@inertjohnjunk

5 жыл бұрын

*Global standing applause* *Simultaneus shockwaves from perfectly timed clapping cause widespread earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis* *Everyone dies™*

@dravenocklost4253

5 жыл бұрын

@@inertjohnjunk this is what happens to the world when TRUE Perfection happens.

@fatalpotatoe4741

5 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this. This is pure bs

@Spreehox

5 жыл бұрын

Whole town clap at the resonant frequency of the star bucks, causing it to jiggle like jello

@ellafarabaugh5423

5 жыл бұрын

Pffft that story is so obvi fake,,, r/thathappened

"Some men are legit in love with cartoon characters" Sans Fangirls: *Am I a joke to you?*

@lemondolt_9094

4 жыл бұрын

@@DacLMK anime are technically cartoons tho...

@novaroseoooooo

4 жыл бұрын

@@DacLMK But they're still cartoons 😜

@bananapudding1367

4 жыл бұрын

And baldi, bendy, cuphead fangirls

@RV-fo8xj

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair... Sans fan girls are preteens/early adolescents. Weebs will be in their 20s, 30s, 40s and wanting to bang drawings.

@whyrainy3294

4 жыл бұрын

Sans is a video game character.

Her: hes gotta be 6’3”, 6 pack, making 100k a year, single, looks like chris hemsworth Her: 🐷🐮

@ghoulgamestalker4265

4 жыл бұрын

Poggers demon

@Dacweepa64

4 жыл бұрын

Mando 1606 here’s the thing though pigs are extremely cute animals, now cows are the ugly bitch animals. Fuck cows. Pigs are cool though.

@rambbler

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dacweepa64 cows are also very cute and adorable animals, these twats be looking like an out of water blob fish with overly tan foundation.

@user-oi2ef1fc9o

4 жыл бұрын

thats offencive to all cow and pigs

@Delta_2209

4 жыл бұрын

Fala em humanês

LEAVE HIM A LOAN

@yaboilink2359

6 жыл бұрын

MrTyz3nn A small loan of $1,000,000.

@SpudEater

6 жыл бұрын

Link Zaddy Fucker beat me to it.

@lucapasa4519

6 жыл бұрын

Ryder21 two fuckers beat me to it ffs

@mrtyz3nn795

6 жыл бұрын

xD

@nika_akina3152

6 жыл бұрын

*LEAVE THE MAN A LOAN*

"I don't care about you" Proceeds to waste time insulting him for an hour "But i really don't care"

@EddieB-ready

6 жыл бұрын

Salty Skittles Look... I don't care about you but... but you better respond to my bitching... But if you don't that's fine too, after all I don't care. (The real meaning of it: GIVE ME ATTENTION AND COME FUCK ME DAMNIT!!!)

@smurf0920

6 жыл бұрын

he seriously didnt even reject her. She must be horribly insecure

@akshajbisht3304

6 жыл бұрын

it has 666 likes

@Binkusbigday

6 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

If men are falling in love with cartoon women over you, the problem isn't with the cartoon women.

11:13 Aren’t the Elves from Lord of the Rings supposed to be really hot? Samantha...brush up on your lore X)

@kirb9819

4 жыл бұрын

In the samantha cinematic universe there's a completely different story. Keep up with the sorrow tv lore man!

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Medallion Valiance Orlando Bloom is pretty gorgeous I have to say

@medallionvaliance5349

3 жыл бұрын

@@terra_the_nightingale135 Utterly true

@medallionvaliance5349

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirb9819 Will do X)

Imagine if a Nice Girl and a Nice Guy produced a child.... A New Race Of Desperate Coming the summer of 2018: *The Nicening*

@cason4267

6 жыл бұрын

Danny LA a nice demon

@dannyla5311

6 жыл бұрын

Cason Nice

@lemonyfresh7367

6 жыл бұрын

run for the hills

@dannyla5311

6 жыл бұрын

*Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid!*

@notsane6967

6 жыл бұрын

Lemony Fresh But the hills have eyes, ahhh what to do

Reasons to date me: 1. i can make really good potato salad 2. 3.

@jaym.1446

6 жыл бұрын

Sydney Bettencourt looks like I just found the perfect girl.

@nadkinoneko

6 жыл бұрын

I can make the greatest BBQ to go w that salad 👏

@Trash-bd1cb

6 жыл бұрын

Sydney Bettencourt 🖕

@nimajneb8897

6 жыл бұрын

potato y tho?

@Trash-bd1cb

6 жыл бұрын

Nimajneb 527 *POTATO* SALAD

@1:49 - "Leave 'em alone!! LEAVE. the MAN. a-LONE!" The way he was zooming the screenshot in and out to his words was killing me!! 🤣🤣

“Like it’s not your fault you’re stupid enough to not see my value” Hey now, be fair to the man, none of us do either.

@sanesanchezs

4 жыл бұрын

Only women would try to get a man by intentionally trying to push them away and alienate them.

Damn, dude. You can hit some pretty impressive high notes.

@Dakarai_Knight

5 жыл бұрын

azimuth361 yea low key I want him to drop an album now

the fact that you used the lumpy space princess voice for half of these makes it at least 28 times better

*waiting in line to GET COFFEE* *girl behind her in line spits out coffee shes yet to receive*??!! legit story

@hossdelgado626

3 жыл бұрын

Coffee girl wanted seconds?

@cosminaalex

3 жыл бұрын

@@hossdelgado626 picture someone going for a corbin bucket at kfc as they are eating from another bucket already. Beautiful

@hossdelgado626

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosminaalex I live within a 2 hour drive of the og kfc. Trust me, I've seen the crazy things people do with a bucket of grease legs

@cosminaalex

3 жыл бұрын

@@hossdelgado626 oh cool

He looks like "one of the gremlins/elves from lord of the rings"?! She really is crazy

@ghulam237

4 жыл бұрын

She actually has no boundaries to being a critical pain in the ass

"Girl behind me spits out coffee" So what you're saying is that some girl bought a coffee and went back in line for a second one?

@ethanshay7208

6 жыл бұрын

stoa zimbabwe while drinking a coffee she had previously

@TripleBarrel06

6 жыл бұрын

It's easy to explain. Her saliva is made of coffee, she was just spitting in disgust at the cringy conversation.

@77Redwood

6 жыл бұрын

so she wanted to buy a second coffee before finishing her first

That last girl was lonley and insecure. Very... very... VERY lonely and insecure.

@KK-nb5oe

6 жыл бұрын

Macent i literally dont understand how she can be sooooooo rooooood

@jiondohn1510

6 жыл бұрын

K K ruuuuuude*

@ricks8858

6 жыл бұрын

Im sorry for her..

@JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie

6 жыл бұрын

Rick S then you might be her "target market".

@KK-nb5oe

6 жыл бұрын

Ace of Spades but then she will be even more lonely because of how rude she is :D

Pros and cons of dating me Pros: Cons: Me My personality My face That’s it

@jaxvipre8606

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sold

@yvonnienatasha1010

5 жыл бұрын

Pros: 1. Dating 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

@nathanh.9767

5 жыл бұрын

No me

@nathanh.9767

5 жыл бұрын

Ksksksk yeah I wish but I can’t even love me, I HATE me so how do you expect someone else to ever love me

@pineapple7024

4 жыл бұрын

S - R A N K

No but seriously. Why can't I get a guy like Sorrow?

@jimbomclimbo7467

3 жыл бұрын

Hes not into people only hamsters

@0rbeez

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimbomclimbo7467 ruh-roh

@neksnek2032

2 жыл бұрын

I need a guy to narrate my entire life and make it more interesting

Boy, and I thought nice guys were desperate.

@invertedv12powerhouse77

6 жыл бұрын

Chelsea fc lol

@skullcandy14785

6 жыл бұрын

Life is filled with surprises

@abelerculano7565

6 жыл бұрын

Chelsea fc m'lady (this is a joke)

@alana9205

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe they should date each other

@Afmadow

6 жыл бұрын

Alana Nah they both want someone way out of their league so they would not be compatible.

Does that chick even know what an elf from LoTR looks like? thats a major compliment right there

@prik9802

6 жыл бұрын

Cyka Blyat There isn’t a even gremlins in it either.

@ZOMBIEo07

6 жыл бұрын

Cheeki?

@yamimalik2982

6 жыл бұрын

Imagine looking like Orlando Bloom, goddamn.

@VicarMax

6 жыл бұрын

I would give an arm and a leg to possess the same golden locks as Orlando Bloom in those movies. He be out there looking like a straight up SNACC.

@TribalDood

6 жыл бұрын

Breeki?

0:05 *why you gotta do that to me and get my hopes up for Under Pressure*

@unfollowtheinstructions6360

5 жыл бұрын

Twigcat _ same

@cocoaman1564

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Reasons to date me: I'm Dio

@GigaChadh976

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds reasonable

You should get in touch with Samantha

@stan5155

6 жыл бұрын

his voices are amazing

@peterharris3679

6 жыл бұрын

scoobs never get in touch with Samantha

@fakofakooglu7460

6 жыл бұрын

scoobs Legend says she still texts.

@thoward121993

6 жыл бұрын

She never wants to meet your ugly ginger troll ass though

@schoob4822

6 жыл бұрын

scoobs zoinks raggy

Hold up... *WHY* IS THIS *AGE RESTRICTED*

@Nameorsmth

5 жыл бұрын

We will get revenge on that God damn white knight

@dennygorbzalez9175

4 жыл бұрын

Samantha fucking dies

@TheShyDoomer

4 жыл бұрын

Young people should see this, for educational purposes.

@plushbabyyoda1787

4 жыл бұрын

Probably being the fact that he used "stupid," and the algorithm was like, "Oh hell no that's too offensive for the young ones."

@subekennedy9554

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's because the girl said Faggot 🤣

I literally had someone post that “perks of dating me” thing on Facebook. They’re like in their 40s and a dude. It’s just... like... stop

The best way to respond to a nicegirl is just saying one single letter which can cause a breakdown: "K"

00:6 Nice Nice Baby 4:55 Stop Leaving Good Girls For Thot-Thots 6:11 She's A Maniac 12:05 Let The Sunshine In 12:34 Barbershop Fans

@andorrra

5 жыл бұрын

Very thank you.

@jennali9800

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, are those the real song names? I can't find anything.

@jennali9800

5 жыл бұрын

Please help I really liked the sound of the second one

@mattpoitras1949

5 жыл бұрын

Irina Blitz the second one is bad and boujee by migos

@jennali9800

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattpoitras1949 oh ok

“You probably look like shit from only watching Netflix and eating pizza” *I came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now*

@iago110

6 жыл бұрын

Lo Saint *Laurent no nice girl shall be forgiven*

@Lootroq

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I wasn't a fan of that one. I would love to watch movies/tv and eat pizza with a chick all day

@bingustbonked

5 жыл бұрын

Welp. Maybe you should get some help.

@SamGlaze

4 жыл бұрын

Lootroq have some goals man. That would get boring right around day 2 lol

@TheShyDoomer

4 жыл бұрын

I felt personally attacked and laughed at the same time, cuz I know I'm a piece of trash and I can live with that.

"Oh sorry, you didn't respond so I made plans with my friends." Normal person: Oh, oops! Well I'm free on Thursday, want to meet up then instead? NiceGirl: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

8:53 is actually really cute though- “just like, I enjoy your presence” that’s adorable.

Maybe if nice guys met nice girls, we could finally have nice things in the world...

@patrik2813

6 жыл бұрын

Wait, that, if that could work, maybe we'd have...WORKING RELATIONSHIPS

@kovacszsolt6005

6 жыл бұрын

You mean "nice" guys/girls or nice guys/girls? In the former: F-ck no, don't let them reproduce. I'd rather see humanity die off than to have a humanity massed with their elevated severity offsprings.

@saeranseki

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Coole that's really fucking funny, why? Because there are no nice girls or nice boys! Hahaha. *IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT* But most girls are thots (really slutty) and most boys are fuck boys.

@DCNRS90YT

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Coole Maybe?

@patrik2813

6 жыл бұрын

White Salami sadly yes

Leava de manaalone

@aaronsison4563

6 жыл бұрын

Leave him alone!!!!

@FinalStand7

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Dinos Alfani leave postmalone

@mochicofee1758

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Dinos Alfani o

@Silverwind87

6 жыл бұрын

LEEV DAMAN ALONE

@reshmamamtani

6 жыл бұрын

🎶Leave him alone, girl Leave him allllooooooooonnneee, Leave him alone , girl Stop it!! Just stop Doggin him around!!!🎶

As a former nicegirl (due to disability reasons) I'm still ashamed 6 years later I used to act like this.

@Plavokosi_Marko98

Жыл бұрын

I am former nice guy, I am very sorry I felt entitled to girls and hurt them, I am glad I became a real gentlemen and better person.

"Here's me not caring and blocking you" *Continues to rant and insult the poor dude*

Samantha is like Michael Myers. You can run away. You can hide. Move across the country. Defend yourself with fatal means but you'll always get that one text... "Haha you don't deserve me."

@rooksclown316

5 жыл бұрын

And when you get rid of her, she still comes back

@reptilianoverlord9151

5 жыл бұрын

That is why you stake them in the heart.

@Knightwolf1994

5 жыл бұрын

@@reptilianoverlord9151 Or get a posse to fill her full of lead in a cemetery.

@lambdalabs7807

5 жыл бұрын

Except MM is slower and less of a threat and more of an annoyance while NGs will eliminate you in one second via 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times... BuT oThEr ThAn ThAt

@lambdalabs7807

5 жыл бұрын

*via texting you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times

Dude, where's the album. Your voice is legit.

@bigote7505

6 жыл бұрын

Tickety Blue on god it is

@carolinemurdock3038

6 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@ochayo9414

6 жыл бұрын

Especially at 6:10

@HumanGrunt

6 жыл бұрын

i start to watch south park, now everywhere i got i see someone with a southpark picture

@vlork666

6 жыл бұрын

Human Grunt Not like it's an extremely popular cartoon that's been around for over 20 years or anything...

"You have the US Army uniform on your side, an immediate +8 to Sexiness modifier." At the time of that post, the uniform would've been ACU. Literally the ugliest uniform ever lol

Can we all just take a second to appreciate his vocal chords?

I love how they're trying to be clever and act high value and yet they're hurling insults you'd hear at a 5 year old playground

@blastphantomgames6369

6 жыл бұрын

When the mask used to date people come off ruines people they suck at holding it

@bille5960

6 жыл бұрын

And yet they’re succeeding by catering to an obvious audience, unlike you.

@MistyHaven

6 жыл бұрын

Lol what are you even talking about dude, how are any of these people succeeding at anything?

@bille5960

6 жыл бұрын

Notorious White Rabbit they got the views, they got the likes, you don’t 🤷🏿‍♂️

@MistyHaven

6 жыл бұрын

Do you know English grammar? Nobody is liking any of the girls in this video who is the “they” I’m referring to, but I appreciate somebody with no content on their own channel trying to insult me for documenting my progress on learning, lol

She compared him to a LoTR elf.. IM LAUGHING THOSE ELVES ARE NICE LOOKING

@lexalina132

5 жыл бұрын

Sir Codsworth right?? 😂 VERY nice looking

@Ren1111

5 жыл бұрын

Short with Hairy feet lol. I mean the main cast looked fine but that's cause they arnt actually midgets lmao. Take a look at all the background hobbits next time you watch.

@nellzdablackking

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ren1111 They meant the elves, not the hobbits

@jimmyfiddlesticks337

5 жыл бұрын

Sir Codsworth, Plus they live forever....unless a nice girl from Mordor kills them.

@a.b.1826

5 жыл бұрын

No homo I would smash Legolas

Reasons to date me: I make 200k a year I am 6’6” I am single I am a pathological liar I love kittens

@BoberBoomMan

3 жыл бұрын

Wait...you hate kittens then? Dude not cool

When he pulls out those amazing vocals #maniac

*_L E A V E H I M A L O N E_*

@bohij3030

6 жыл бұрын

leeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAve hiiiiiim *aloOOOOOOne*

@spacesponge8732

6 жыл бұрын

smøl acc LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

@denny0420

6 жыл бұрын

*A* *L* *O* *N* *E*

@mnnwdr

6 жыл бұрын

libbe him a lawn.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE leaveleave him alone lone *LEAVE HIM ALONE* Lee Him A Lone.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE*

@thesenate5291

6 жыл бұрын

*BEGONE GINGER MIDGET*

Sorrow's voices are a sweet, sweet escape.

@kaspersandberg8653

6 жыл бұрын

No he uses likebot

@nefertarivivi5613

6 жыл бұрын

hmm yes interesting. The KZread God

@KK-nb5oe

6 жыл бұрын

Sorrows voice makes waterfalls

@kinspower

6 жыл бұрын

RDV Private actually yes he is

@freg4869

6 жыл бұрын

You are usually on the videos in my recommended and suggested videos

Reasons to date me: -like vid gam and anime -is cute - *друг* -cuddles uwu

@bubbsterr4967

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, you still single? ;)

@EarlyOwOwl

2 жыл бұрын

@@bubbsterr4967 yes bc Senpai won't notice me

10:46 Don't mind me just bookmarking a few seconds of Sorrow TV showcasing pure talent

*why did the girl behind her have her coffee already*

@soulsaversaras.r.s3956

6 жыл бұрын

NOAH freaking THOMAS I never thought of that

@XOmangoXO

6 жыл бұрын

It said she was waiting for her drink, not waiting in line. So itd make sense that wherever she was waiting for her drink to be ready, shed be next to someone who already got theirs

@kimifw58

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Probably sitting at a table.

@CidGuerreiro1234

6 жыл бұрын

Any internet story that plays out well like that has got to be made up.

@mrkiky

6 жыл бұрын

I hate standing in line for coffee, it takes such a long time, so just to pass the time, I get a cup of pre-coffee to make the wait more bearable.

Umm, if they are IN LINE AT STARBUCKS how did the girl behind you spit out her coffee??? Did she bring a coffee to Starbucks??? Why was she in line??? Clearly r/thathappened

@hannahasbury2074

5 жыл бұрын

She was waiting for her drink tho, not in line

@purplecatloverrandompizza

5 жыл бұрын

Double r/

@viscedin

5 жыл бұрын

i mean she was waiting for her drink and the girl behind her already has her coffee but it's still r/thathappened

@3ffinawesome459

5 жыл бұрын

to be fair, she might have turned, facing herself away from the barista.

@3ffinawesome459

5 жыл бұрын

@@dr.blockcraft6633 Your capitalization is both intentional and unnecessary

To see if someone is a r/nicegirl: Don't text back for 1-2 hours. See how she reacts.

''perks of dating me'' does it include increase damage with certain weapons no? bye then

SAMANTHA WILL BE BACK AND OUT FOR REVENGE

@whickur

6 жыл бұрын

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

10:46 wow this is legitimately good singing.

@Snow-ey4qp

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was surprised

@reecehogle4609

6 жыл бұрын

do you know what song he was singing?

@nachosniegenserio

6 жыл бұрын

Reece Hogle feeling good Nina Simone I guess

@eomersimbajon2938

6 жыл бұрын

The song first reminded me of codfish's beatbox cover. It was so good... but i cant tell which is one better, THEYRE JUST TOO GOOD!!! And awesome!

@josephsquire8344

6 жыл бұрын

PureLSD more like 5:05

5:20 "Lady I get a helluva lot less Bitching from the Waifu at home" is something perfect for a T-shirt

my nice girl classmate told me to die cuz I critiqued her work in our school project. I said "wtf" and she responded "just kidding!!" I- She still thinks we're best friends..

Lmao "no." "I'm literally the guy in the pic." Wooooow girl.

Reasons to date me: .

@mexbinomorales2867

5 жыл бұрын

Aspern Park nice qualifications

@lilbop4942

5 жыл бұрын

these are similar to my standards

@jamesfilyawDigginGabe

5 жыл бұрын

Yep same

@lilbop4942

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@Zach-Fetters

5 жыл бұрын

So your adaptable? OK I am a age-fluid(usually between 16-35, sometimes 73 {with IBS and dementia }) white male with an I. Q. Of 192.63, rounded up of course. And real real good with a katana, I have this cool trick where I pop off my fedora, flip the blade behind my backs ( not a typo, I'm too smart. And if there is I did it on purpose to be more relatable) and then catch it in the front and flip it back into the air, on my head. But I can only do it when I have my pony tail in. I am smart. And very nice.

The way you sing at the end of every video is my favorite part and that’s saying a lot because your videos are sick! Serious talent dude.

I’m actually glad I found your channel. I love your r/nicegirls and r/niceguys videos

It is said that Samantha's thirst is greater than the sands of Arabia and her salt makes the Dead Sea habitable by comparison.

@MrYaseen100

6 жыл бұрын

Washboard Man lmfaooo

@corvo2696

6 жыл бұрын

I shall save this quote for possible future roasts

@danielyussof4490

6 жыл бұрын

😂

Is it me or are Nice Girls more persistently mean than Nice Guys by quite a large margin. I think nice guys are just jealous creeps, but nice girls are driven by crippling self-esteem issues which cause them to go on sadistic rants.

@sirbader1

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@spicy1615

5 жыл бұрын

@@sirbader1 So simplistic... So elegant... Truly the best comment response of all time.

@creepykidpasta5993

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@sirbader1

5 жыл бұрын

@@spicy1615 I'm a simple man, brotha. People tend to over complicate. For example, wanna know if someone is crazy? Ask them if they can picture themselves as a guard at a concentration camp. The dishonest answer is no. These types of people don't realize they have the capacity to cause tremendous evil, so they inevitably will. Psychology wouldn't exist today if people realized this simple fact.

@TheInsomniaddict

5 жыл бұрын

@@sirbader1 That's crazy, it's one of my life's goals to be the guard at a concentration camp. It's good to know my sanity is secured.

A little puppy walked into the gas station I was in while I was waiting in line to get coffee. It looked up at me with it's big puppy dog eyes. I could see he wanted something to eat. I then noticed it didn't have any money. It didn't have any pockets to keep any credit cards in or anything. I immediately kicked it against the counter then picked it up and threw it out the door. I yelled "Get a job!" Then everyone in line started clapping. True story.

Me: *Waiting in line at Starbucks* Me: Wait a second, this isn't right... Me: *Waiting in line at Tim Hortons* Me: That's better :)

I didn't think an ego as enormous yet fragile as Samantha's even existed.

HOW DOES THE GIRL BEHIND HER HAVE HER COFFEE ALREADY IF SHE'S WAITING ON LINE FOR IT?

@Seedaron

6 жыл бұрын

LB G glad I wasnt thr only one thinking that. I even paused the video when I realized it

@juszak5435

6 жыл бұрын

LB G haha I posted that at like the exact same time as you

@SyBaR_

6 жыл бұрын

"And everybody clapped..."

@pringlebatch

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she's chain-drinking her coffee. Back in line to get the next one before the first is even finished! ... Addiction is a sad sad thing

@ElSirRexy

Жыл бұрын

Refill?

12:00 - 12:33 The Ninjago ninja @ Zane at the end of season 3 (btw I LOVE your voice omg)

I love your musical outros, this is favorite. 😭

That whistling in maniac was dope

@Tyman_o7

6 жыл бұрын

6:10 for the ppl that forgot when it came up

@Sawamura_

6 жыл бұрын

Dr. ucey love that song GOOD CONTENT

Do not say her name 3 times into a mirror. It summons her.

@DrLove342

5 жыл бұрын

Who, Samantha?

@megadon_

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrLove342you're on thin ice buddy

@DrLove342

5 жыл бұрын

What's Samantha going to do? Lol

@megadon_

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrLove342 you're making a grave decision

@DrLove342

5 жыл бұрын

Samantha lol

So I’ve been watching these every now and then, whenever they surface on my recommended or when I delve deep into the r/ and up until today I assumed “Samantha” was a reoccurring person that kept texting. Whether it was from doing other things and zoning out or me just being a dumb idiot it was a smack on the face today on my way to school as I’m about to take 3 finals. So Thankyou for vacating all the precious knowledge I’ve tried to accumulate the past week

Lmao your voice imitation and tone imagination behind every text is incredible and uniquely hilarious

that roblox sound effect is too funny lmao

@DaNuclearMuffin

6 жыл бұрын

Sub Killer gets me legit every time!

@BreakingTheGleipnir

6 жыл бұрын

i swear every time lmao

@dudeltron14

6 жыл бұрын

That shit comes from downtown outta nowhere and it made me choke on my goldfish lmao

@1dr_wall769

6 жыл бұрын

*oof*

@ma1ist

6 жыл бұрын

Sub Killer o shit ur the guy who used to upload the Family Guy clips.

Sorrow’s singing keeps me alive and healthy. I’ve started singing in the way he does about random events.

Re listening to one of my favorite playlists you have. Not just because the niceguys/nicegirls videos are funny but the funny musical moments just... make my day

Just stumbled upon your videos and your voice acting is 10/10. You definitely got my subscribe