_”So baby full me closer and no backshit of you then I know can I ford bright”_ -Mahatma Ghandi

@defunctaccount9803

4 жыл бұрын

The tattoo on ur should

@zillailluhr

4 жыл бұрын

Ines Sousa I get you move it

@yulbrynner8293

4 жыл бұрын

THE SKULLCRUSHER DONT FUCK AROUND

@NaveeSeal

Жыл бұрын

I still don't know how they fucked up the song _that_ badly

"I'm not a cannibal" Sounds like something a cannibal would say, but ok.

@marmar4804

5 жыл бұрын

167... I lead others to a treasure i cannot posses

@-divinetragedy

5 жыл бұрын

cannibal? you mean like that drug that makes ur iays all read?

@keeferjaylo1852

5 жыл бұрын

with that logic, everyone is a cannible

@deadly_bread

5 жыл бұрын

“I’m not a cannibal” Weird flex but ok.

@connorland6909

5 жыл бұрын

Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and over population

"so what if it makes your kid artistic? that don't always mean he's gay." she a little confused, but she got the spirit.

@alifizharulhaq3370

3 жыл бұрын

@disabled account Are you gay?

@npc_combine_s

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I see you everywhere?

@Rad-Dude63andathird

3 жыл бұрын

I mean she sounds like she's homophobic too, idk.

@fortunatelipbalm6252

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rad-Dude63andathird How does she sound homophobic?

@plaaaant

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rad-Dude63andathird You seem like the kind of person to censor Hazbin Hotel

I hope Sorrow is doing well. I miss him.

@DrSpaceman69

Жыл бұрын

:(

@caut5618

Жыл бұрын

hes dead

@lexirussell2053

Жыл бұрын

​@@caut5618huh? hate to be that guy but is there any proof to this?

@Meowllory13

Жыл бұрын

​@@lexirussell2053 No, not that I can find. He just kind of stopped being on social media

@elizabethdespair

11 ай бұрын

same here

My parents always spell: "I love you" like "Get out of our house we already got a restraining order" Bunch of weirdos honestly

@theALTF4

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, probably is because a little miss udder standing, give em some time

@franzcruz8541

5 жыл бұрын

Just Some Tsun tsuns

@tgwopf

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I can relate

@shades1581

5 жыл бұрын

@@theALTF4 u spelled nissanderstanding wrong

@x2Sav

5 жыл бұрын

DJ Demolition ehh too reach their own

Touched the rat WHAT RAt *CHUNKY CHEESE*

@alioc3298

4 жыл бұрын

seth the vlogger In all fairness that’s a tumblr post that intended to misspell shit

@Rimanda

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt get it

@jan3.d0e

4 жыл бұрын

When i touched chunky cheese it gave lack toes in todler ants.

@admiralgremlin6767

4 жыл бұрын

Then I asked him “does lil seizures clothes at ate?”

@WackyTheWise

4 жыл бұрын

AW LAWD HE COMIN

My mom laughed way to hard at this She still mumbles “erb derbs” “biodoritobowl” and “chunky cheese” to this day I think she wants more

@moodymoosh

3 жыл бұрын

What's Erb derbs supposed to mean tho?

@eg6633

3 жыл бұрын

@@moodymoosh hors d'oeuvre. It's French, and they're essentially small appetizers.

@puzzled-head3493

3 жыл бұрын

@@eg6633 no their erb derbs

@eg6633

3 жыл бұрын

@@puzzled-head3493erbedy derb

@puzzled-head3493

3 жыл бұрын

@@eg6633 i want to say that I said "their" instead of "they're" on purpose

“I would eat that girl” ~SorrowTV

@jordanjohnston3678

4 жыл бұрын

Bet he said that bout the yeasty one too

@azerithboxxed4339

4 жыл бұрын

VORE

@nomasan

4 жыл бұрын

ye hikes

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

ye hikes

@reven9174

3 жыл бұрын

ye hikes

When asked what many teenagers struggle with often, a girl in my class wrote on the board "Self of Steam"

@BeanoCake

4 жыл бұрын

oh no.

@krakenwarrior3237

4 жыл бұрын

As a male, I can say that when they are just a clump of steam, they aren't at their best.

@CrazyDutchguys

4 жыл бұрын

the laughter that ensued probably didnt help that much did it

@TheHelghast1138

4 жыл бұрын

Well you always have to be careful of self-aware steam

@JoMiMi_h

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheHelghast1138 half life but the ai are self-aware

Feliz wheres my dad Feliz wheres my dad Feliz wheres my dad, he left to get milk and he never came back

@808pascal2

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO I'M DYING

@sebastianwassberg8524

5 жыл бұрын

Took me some time to get what he was saying

@hangulbih2825

5 жыл бұрын

Felix, where's my dad?

@hangulbih2825

5 жыл бұрын

for lease, navy dad***

@kyletaggart8158

5 жыл бұрын

This deserves an award

"I'm from Florida!" You're not really building a case for yourself, Nate.

@koldgold9733

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@user-gc2cv6qw6i

4 жыл бұрын

_is also from Florida_ *just gonna ignore that*

@blakecacini8016

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gc2cv6qw6i ok 我恨我自己

@DEMSH00T3R

3 жыл бұрын

According to Traves in CallMeCarson’s “New Map of America” video Florida is South America.

@Buttington_Headerson

3 жыл бұрын

land mass inferior to other land mass

Saw this dude who said "water really do quench my 3rst" like lmaooo

@bandybandy7485

4 жыл бұрын

I love you.

@gutsFunnyman

4 жыл бұрын

@@bandybandy7485 i love you too homie.

@fellowbrit6328

4 жыл бұрын

@@gutsFunnyman *They didn't say no homo*

@gutsFunnyman

4 жыл бұрын

@@fellowbrit6328 that don't matter

@fellowbrit6328

4 жыл бұрын

It was a jo- Nevermind.

I love how no one's acknowledging that she wants the *Native Americans* to move back to *India*

@starshieldnightpone5636

5 жыл бұрын

Well they ARE Indians.

@despairia

5 жыл бұрын

Because they're Indians, don'tcha know. (I'm sure she's not a fan of political correctness.)

@2minutes58

5 жыл бұрын

@@starshieldnightpone5636 No, that is what Christopher Columbus called them when he thought he landed in India.

@lilypop-jd1si

5 жыл бұрын

Starshield Nightpone They’re literally called NATIVE AMERICANS because they’re NATIVE to AMERICA. They got called Indians because they had darker skin than those who travelled there.

@chronochrome7837

5 жыл бұрын

We've all learned to let racist idiots produce a bunch of bs that we can all laugh at in peace while they file themselves into hell for us.

I need to get out of this Missouri. It’s not a healthy state to be in.

@benjaminwatson3913

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's pretty *Illinoising*

@chancecperez

5 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminwatson3913 *Iowa* see what you did there.

@CarMedicine

5 жыл бұрын

@@chancecperez Do you really see it? You can't see it, but you still *Tennessee* it.

@benjaminwatson3913

5 жыл бұрын

@@chancecperez *Ohio* mate, clever pun you have there.

@chancecperez

5 жыл бұрын

@@CarMedicine *Idaho,* but I'm pretty sure I saw it.

Fun fact: When I was little, I thought the saying was "The toast is clear"

@lambiegabby4055

2 жыл бұрын

“The toast is a ghost my friend”

@kimifw58

2 жыл бұрын

Same. I blame Rugrats.

@starstruckdragon4467

Жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT IT WAS "THE GHOST IS CLEAR" WHEN I WAS LITTLE

@DrSpaceman69

8 ай бұрын

I almost went coma toast

me, innocently playing animal crossing: huhu time to buy a shovel the voice of sorrow tv that has permanently taken residence in the cracks of my brain: please...... buy my shuffle

@echomikoart

3 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite is the bit from another video that goes: *shovel pasta into your face. Shovel into your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is NOW* Can't remember which one it was though :/

@swinubb

3 жыл бұрын

@@echomikoart it’s this one at about 7:55: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oH-fr7qfXcLOoqQ.html

@popisdeadisagoodsong9997

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite one is the multiple misspellings of Phineas and Ferb because of "Girl how you spell puinieous?!"

@echomikoart

3 жыл бұрын

@@swinubb thanks mate!

@timsar4809

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh you look like potato

My little brother would sing "Mister sad man, bring me a drink" Imagine the "sad man" barging in at night with tequila shots to help you "sleep"

@f4t4l_fl4w

4 жыл бұрын

scottish sandman

@benruether8294

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, when I was a kid I thought it was "bring me a treat". I assumed it was about an ice cream man.

@joshualangdon6010

4 жыл бұрын

My brother use to sing "I'm shaving" when the song im shameless came on the radio. Kids smh.

@gildenscale7951

4 жыл бұрын

They are a strictly no cow zone

@leoperd3487

4 жыл бұрын

Mister sand man, man me a sand

_Apple juice is just a boneless apple_

@nandoskitty1723

5 жыл бұрын

Yesn't

@alissawilliams3435

5 жыл бұрын

Taikamuna ...wild

@samurott103

5 жыл бұрын

it cost you 0 dollars to not say this so why did you

@vgamer4993

5 жыл бұрын

samurott103 the question isn’t why, it’s Wynaut?

@pissandcornflakes9119

5 жыл бұрын

what about the skin

Reaper percussions, and then grim reaper appears, playing "dont fear the reaper", on a freaking cowbell. Now that is comedy gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta have more reaper, baby!

@BigyetiTechnologies

3 жыл бұрын

I tried to stifle a laugh in bed but I failed and woke my wife and she was mad with me.

@Ephoros

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigyetiTechnologies dont fear The Reaper. But a mad wife is different.

@sboeke

3 жыл бұрын

That one definitely wasn’t a Bone apple tea, that is straight up someone trying to be funny...

@caiorezei

2 жыл бұрын

NEEDS MOAR COWBELL AND MOAR GRIM

Sorrow saying "creamy centers" with a voice akin to the love child of Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers is not something I was prepared for today

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

i like it

The "biodoritobowl" just makes me mad cause that only works if it's on soil, not asphalt.

@DivingHawker

5 жыл бұрын

Do you really expect an idiot who doesn't even know how to spell the word to know how it works? I wish I was that optimistic ^^

@cunck6969

5 жыл бұрын

fukin smii7y

@beaustanton5286

5 жыл бұрын

Also it takes like 10 years or something

@chainsomnia

5 жыл бұрын

if you saw the original, it’s so obviously a joke. “idiot” lmao

@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204

5 жыл бұрын

It's bio d grate label idiot

As a caprisun myself, I can confirm that I do indeed get tempted to hit people with my car

@dissmo706

5 жыл бұрын

UMEKO I myself am a pacific coolander

@j_apollo1737

5 жыл бұрын

U now waht astrology right cuz im can sir

@dissmo706

5 жыл бұрын

@@j_apollo1737 r/ihadastroke

@j_apollo1737

5 жыл бұрын

But was it intetional meaning you could have gotten r/woooooooooshed

@dissmo706

5 жыл бұрын

@@j_apollo1737 aw man people can't be trusted these days

They say Freddy Mercury died from A Chivy Eights

@andrewphilly7880

4 жыл бұрын

Drew Coker I was like “ what’s chivee eights”

@cheetosunpuffed7906

4 жыл бұрын

Confirmation: hiv/aids

@kicksdragons

3 жыл бұрын

That was a good you got me on that

"The least knobby dot" made me stop the video because I was crying from laughing

@leekarssen

2 жыл бұрын

Legit sing this every Christmas since…

That Markiplier impression sounded far too good to not have been practiced for years..

@porrasm

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Multiplier impression?

@amethystziggurat9946

5 жыл бұрын

Get if fucking right, it's Multiplier

@shabangodjango9088

5 жыл бұрын

Malt in Skylar’s? Also, it wasn’t that good.

@crazynachos4230

5 жыл бұрын

porras ya I was gonna say

@RinkoDinko

5 жыл бұрын

Malta Sires

You loved George of the Jungle, now get ready for... *NATE OF AMERICA*

@dirkthedaring5131

5 жыл бұрын

Yo I remember seeing your Lego videos from like 5 years ago lol

@mintyglen5333

5 жыл бұрын

Muhahaha i ruined the like count *69, WELL NOW ITS 70*

@Ladondorf

5 жыл бұрын

@@dirkthedaring5131 Nice.

@bombabombom3603

5 жыл бұрын

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TOWERS!

@deusdamnit

5 жыл бұрын

His theme song is This is America.

no no, that spanish christmas song goes "phillip's not your dad"

@allisonelizabeth6596

3 жыл бұрын

At least Naveen died

I took an intro to psych class when I was like 13 and when they asked if there was anything we were interested in learning about I wrote “assburgers” on the board because I’m an idiot and can’t spell aspergers

@BeeEatingOrchid

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I don't know why it's pronounced like that in America. It really makes it confusing lol

@TheOtherBoobJustDropped

3 жыл бұрын

@Ace G it was a summer camp. I didn’t really feel like telling the youtube comment section my whole life story tho so I kept it simple

@BeeEatingOrchid

3 жыл бұрын

@Ace G No. In most places the G is pronounced the same way as in the name George. So sounded out it's like as-per-jers.

As a caprisun, I am personally offended by this.

@SilverAceOfSpades

5 жыл бұрын

I'm defended by Jedi Hate on Tumbler

@TonyJumpinJacks

5 жыл бұрын

I'm an O' Weary Bus

@woodside4life

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry. Come with me- I have very money.

@CoReaVT

5 жыл бұрын

As a liberal I agree. Libel? LeBron? I dunno, but the thing with them scales. ♎️ Speaking of scales, but my snake oil, hon!!! 🐍🐍🐍

@TonyJumpinJacks

5 жыл бұрын

@@CoReaVT i think you should be the prime minister

"im still not ok from that i have iraqnophobia not good babe" BABE WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO IRAQ DIDNT YOU KNOW I HAVE IRAQNOPHOBIA

@jrmcc173

5 жыл бұрын

Could ptsd from gulf war be called iraqnophobia

@Yukkuri_Yakumo

5 жыл бұрын

But we're visiting my parents babe

@The_Milkman9

5 жыл бұрын

IM SCARED OF THE WEAPONS!!!

6:43 Napoleon Ice Cream? Mmm my favourite! Tastes like French Revolution! Mmmmm yum yum!

11:30 I actually like that way better, it sounds so sweet. Ring someone’s doorbell, tickle them and say “trickle treat”. All treat, no tricks. A trickle of sweetness.

Has anyone seen the movie " π rates of the carry bean" No one? Okay I'm μtant

@poulio3537

5 жыл бұрын

No I prefer Lol dove the Riggs it's amezing

@braden1476

5 жыл бұрын

haha pie rates of the carrabiean it cost $1000 to pass this island

@VenetinOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

fucking- nO

@Unkindpigeon.

5 жыл бұрын

I liked the joke. A+

@didyouknow9240

5 жыл бұрын

I've seen it ass well

As someone with 80HD, I can confirm teachers don't like my flat-screen feature. (edit) I'm shaking guys why does this have so many likes im not even that funny

@robinwoosherlin4817

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah meat to man. Had it really tuff in skhoul but most of tea is gone now. But sadly I know scuffle from tattoo this a beet es. I still get boiled by cow wokers ui my speling but idk what they meat to bees honeys

@junezdollhouse

5 жыл бұрын

@@robinwoosherlin4817 im sobbing what does this mean

@oo4758

5 жыл бұрын

@@junezdollhouse I'm a skilled translator, here's the scoop: "Yeah, me too man. I had it really tough in school but most of that is gone now. But sadly, I now suffer from type two diabetes. I still get bullied by co-workers about my spelling but I don't know what they mean to be honest."

@MsJazbren

5 жыл бұрын

@@oo4758 I am not sober. Thank you.

@junezdollhouse

5 жыл бұрын

@@oo4758 t h a n k

"... reaper percussions" *laughs in blue oyster cult*

@gibustheinfamous

4 жыл бұрын

Don't fear him.

@andrewbailey7999

4 жыл бұрын

From now on I will forever refer to the cowbell as reaper percussion. Thank you for this revelation!

Nobody is talking about "defeat the baby" that shit had me dying

I prefer cork asians to caw casians tbh

@ryanaverill1959

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog what about cock asians

@bugcatcher43j30

5 жыл бұрын

Idk man that sounds kind of rays cyst

@ryanaverill1959

5 жыл бұрын

bugcatcher43 oh shit sorry man! i didn’t mean to uh fend you!!

@bugcatcher43j30

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanaverill1959 noah fence taken, just trying to be so shelly con sense!

@kenzieuchiha1191

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

*baby enters room* Me: why do I hear boss music

@DaveGamerOFICIAL

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin, lord of the fat rolls

@wyattrobidoux4362

5 жыл бұрын

*DEFEAT THE BABY*

@4rkain3

5 жыл бұрын

The Goat Boss Baby

@nameinnprogress

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for bringing Terraria memes in here.

@durdleduc8520

4 жыл бұрын

*_D E F E A T T H E B A B Y_*

You made me laugh so hard, I coughed up my diagram.

11:45 and update. The nice kid was left with serious injuries, and the walker is facing 24 years in jail.

“Just for saying that, I would eat that girl.” -Sorrow TV, 2019

@dominicbofficial

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@tvoupb4092

4 жыл бұрын

Dominic

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, That's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek, That's a moray

@emceemunchapussy1891

5 жыл бұрын

Mario, the originator of boneappletea

@MatusTykus

5 жыл бұрын

@@emceemunchapussy1891 What?

@alanmc9834

5 жыл бұрын

Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back That’s a moray.

@alanmc9834

5 жыл бұрын

When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside That’s a moray

@WoodstaS

5 жыл бұрын

When societal norms pressure you to conform, That's a more.

It's been two years and my brain goes "biodoritobowl" every fucking time I have something biodegradable.

This video really hurt me. I laughed at one point and threw my head back and it hit the metal bar behind me. Now I might have a confection.

3:31 Me: Its just a cough My parents: Its just a cough My doctor: Its just a cough Google: better get a coughing for ya

@summatheoverseer8154

4 жыл бұрын

like_a_Siilver this comet isn't getting the extension it deserves

@donovanmahan2901

4 жыл бұрын

Someone must have coffin skated some of the likes

@pleasehelpicanneverthinkof5026

4 жыл бұрын

That what he gets for touching the rat

@starblade9978

4 жыл бұрын

CORONAVIROS

@olliehug1132

4 жыл бұрын

Dont underestimate google. It can predict the future

@8:07 my sleep paralysis demon every night

@aidansmith464

5 жыл бұрын

Zehel Zess why does this not have more likes

@j565tyty

5 жыл бұрын

Bitch you pretty

@ddontsleepp5123

5 жыл бұрын

lmao same XD

@key2theuniverse713

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be a right pain, I hate the know it all who always comments in the video comment section so sorry in advance. However the song (Don't fear) The Reaper which is the song he is singingis a tragic love song about death praised by many including Steven King who appreciated it's dark and twisted meanings. Sorry but I had to put this out there.

@koyoa9279

5 жыл бұрын

That's a sleep paralysis angel

"all the gigahertz you can imagine" dude, imagine a computer monitor with a refresh rate of a billion fps

4:30 "Hello. I'm Chris. And I'm in charge of the creamy centres."

As one of the Nate’s of America I will fight this deep port Haitian

@WidarsHall

5 жыл бұрын

It's unconstipational anyway.

@hastyshanty8772

5 жыл бұрын

@@WidarsHall don't you mean crisdimilatory

@Demian_Garcia

5 жыл бұрын

Go back to pack Stan

@LU1SJJ

5 жыл бұрын

r/beetlejuicing

@OfficiallySatan

5 жыл бұрын

unbelievable race schism

lol "boneappletea" I think you mean bonerpetite

@alexpilon340

5 жыл бұрын

This is funnier than my hopes and dreams

@thevideocommenter3061

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually bone smack a teeth

@silverwheelchairiot6525

5 жыл бұрын

Dagan Ward hah "bonerpetite" it's boytouchurpee

@radioactive_baby0706

5 жыл бұрын

"Joan track the feet"

@thatdude2285

5 жыл бұрын

*bonecrackthecleats

i shouldn't have laughed so much at "what your dad said when you came out the whom"

Sorrow I hope you can see this in your notifications for youtube. I hope you're doing well and just know that your fans love you and will wait patiently for you to come back.

The “Reaper Percussions” must be a death metal band .....

@larsswig912

5 жыл бұрын

Nope, it's just Blue Oyster Cult.

@DJ-xd3dt

5 жыл бұрын

A band made out of only drummers

@MsFlamingoSam

5 жыл бұрын

@@DJ-xd3dt and always wear reaper costume on every show

@d3c4y1ng_3m0

5 жыл бұрын

I’d audition for that band!!

0:44 Not Every Song With An Absurdly Long Name Is By Panic! At The Disco by Fall Out Boy

@eliaspanayi4080

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't it pain ick at the disc go

@caitlinrix294

5 жыл бұрын

@@eliaspanayi4080 I think you'll find it's 'Panicking A Dishcloth'

@ethangld1206

5 жыл бұрын

*float bouy

@namelessperson3026

5 жыл бұрын

by Nero’s Day at Disneyland

@IWillNeverMakeVideos

5 жыл бұрын

For example, You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat by Death Grips

Going back and watching your old videos 4+ years later, still kind of hoping that one of these days I'll get an upload notification from your channel again. Miss you man, you're def one of my favorite ewe chewers

8:11 Nice detail doing a Walken impression right after the cowbell..

I hate having 80HD, I can see everyones flaws.

@sk198181

5 жыл бұрын

Incendiary CookieMouse Try plugging in the TV with A Astenchencord

@Matthew-sd7mz

5 жыл бұрын

tbh same

Ah, yes. my favorite panic at the disco song A Car Accent dent With A China Person

@orf2072

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@uptownfrank9

4 жыл бұрын

still sad Brendon refuses to play it at concerts...

@DraconicDuelist

4 жыл бұрын

Picn!c at the Discord

@vwithav7997

4 жыл бұрын

There was a terrible crash

@AssistantCoreAQI

4 жыл бұрын

My Favourite PATD Song Is Anything That I Type Because I Have A Very Stupid Method Of Typing.

When I was little I thought when people said god bless you when someone sneezed they were saying “ kableshew “

@akinwalearobieke2964

3 жыл бұрын

always thought it was blesh you and my parents never told me otherwise

5:11 took me some time to realize it meant hors d'oeuvres

I don't a want a tattoo, my likes change so quickly. *_sees skeleton on coffin skateboard_* ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ tattoo it is, then

@ObserverLies

5 жыл бұрын

Be careful of Tattoo Diabetes

@FringePrincess

5 жыл бұрын

*_s k a i n t e n s i f i e s_*

jokes on you, i dont know how to leave an organ all comment

@silvercandra4275

5 жыл бұрын

You misspelled orange line hell

@savvy9231

5 жыл бұрын

You misspelled only rational contest

@lisab1400

5 жыл бұрын

You guys, it' spelt orange in all calm mint

@0XBlondie96X0

5 жыл бұрын

What dumbasses. Obviously it's "or a gin Al con met."

@Re-tf8qf

5 жыл бұрын

That's not a very a ring anal comment

“I have very money” I love this. Beautiful.

I think this is my favorite SorrowTV video. The readings are all great and the in-between jokes are EVEN BETTER.

"Those Islands near America!" Coming up next on the Disney channel is "Pirates of the Carry Bean"!

@nikin.7170

5 жыл бұрын

Kid: Can I ask you a question? You: Ass away

@paulnash6944

5 жыл бұрын

Niki N. Lol! That’s funny!

@bagoverlord567

5 жыл бұрын

Pie rats*

@CopyTheCompcom

5 жыл бұрын

*piracy

@FIumel

5 жыл бұрын

πrates*

"I would eat that girl." Thats nice sorrow, thats very nice

@ezraezra666

5 жыл бұрын

vore

@Ravioliyt

4 жыл бұрын

Eat her out?

" 'Ello everybody it's me Multiplier and today we are going to play Five Night's at Freddy's 3. Now i can't get pass the 3rd night s-"

"What your dad said when you came out the *WHOM* " really got me I had to rewatch it 4 times cause it was that funny

I love the reddit come you knee tea

@_deletus_

5 жыл бұрын

Community

@deadinsidefrenchfry_1774

5 жыл бұрын

@NERDZER0 that's the point

@xamax3215

5 жыл бұрын

Commune tea?

Your son is Diagnosed with 80HD "Wh-Whats that mean?" He will create great Electronic Devices, your son is the next Steve Jobs man, congratulations

Biology teacher: "last time we talked about these people that have no pigments in their skin and are thus very white. Can anyone tell me what these people are called?" The dumb kid: "Latinos!"

This series should be called, “Getto Peeple Cant ReedoRite.”

@ChimCham463

4 жыл бұрын

Mo what do you mean?

The "Bohemian Rabcd" was a joke towards the girl named Abcde (pronounced Ab-city) so it's more of a r/whoosh

@JellyMyst

5 жыл бұрын

I think a few of these were intentional, so it's quite a bit of r/whoosh.

@sukhrajsingh466

5 жыл бұрын

oh how the turn tables

@Cabalex

5 жыл бұрын

are slash woo shh

@sofiapadilla2432

5 жыл бұрын

Dodge Neon nerd

@bread7669

5 жыл бұрын

Jelly Myst you mean r/-4ossh?

I am the one who stalks in the night I am the one who ominously plays the maracas as I march toward you to deliver your death I am *THE REAPER PERCUSSIONIST*

@lycantreyski

5 жыл бұрын

i just imagined the reaper just like playing like, a cute little tune on a xylophone as someone is dying

@psychedahlia

5 жыл бұрын

@@lycantreyski cute

@TheShadowWolf1

5 жыл бұрын

Or the death piano...

I love r/boneappletea. it's a bunch of people with good spoken vocabularies who have never seen these things written down but clearly use the words out loud anyway. I love that

I showed this video to my mom, and she almost had a fucking heart attack she's rewatched it like 5 times and still laughs at every single post not to mention "biodoritobowl" and "touched the rat/chunky cheese" are part of her regular informal speech pattern not complaining though

thanks for that video! or as the french say, _merci goku_

@blehe38

5 жыл бұрын

*mercy

@DonutMaster56

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that bit e o! Or, as Tin Bench say, _mercy goku_

@rouge5140

5 жыл бұрын

you're welcome. or as the french say durian

@quinn708

5 жыл бұрын

Murky cocoo!

@philiptsigankov175

5 жыл бұрын

u mean mercy vegeta?

I will only say one ‘word’... biodoritobowl...

@ReleasedHollow

5 жыл бұрын

It's like a famous bowl from KFC, but the bowl is a dorito with taco stuff inside.

@richardjacket2819

5 жыл бұрын

@@ReleasedHollow ...wooosh...

@BioSentient

5 жыл бұрын

@@richardjacket2819 they were joking, woosh on you

@richardjacket2819

5 жыл бұрын

@@BioSentient hsoow on me

@kampa3872

5 жыл бұрын

@@richardjacket2819 w/roosh

Lol, did the exact same thing with Napoleon. We were talking about him in Social Studies and I raised my hand and asked “Is that the guy that the ice cream is named after?”

Q: Do they have cowzones A: No, they are a strictly no cow zone

Biodoritobowl just rolls off the tongue. New favorite word!

@BigOlSmellyFlashlight

5 жыл бұрын

tbh if you eat doritos in a biodoritobowl bowl it's a biodegradeable

@BigOlSmellyFlashlight

5 жыл бұрын

wait

@daspletoraptor8366

5 жыл бұрын

Jajaja

@Zambrano2199

5 жыл бұрын

@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight Congrats, you played yourself

@mailc3p477

5 жыл бұрын

Bio Dorito bowl

7:59 i figured you might do a dont fear the reaper joke, but it took me the cowbell to actually recognize your rendition

My cousin would always say "let me be more pacific" when she wanted to be more specific and she still struggles with that to this very day😂

10:08 Man when we found about the beast's tragic backstory of losing everything in the '08 stock market crash it really made me feel for him more than I had done before that and put the entire film into a new light.

@maltevium8430

5 жыл бұрын

not gonna like your comment dont wanna ruin the 69

Trickle Treating sounds like either something you go to College to solve or go to P ornhub to see

@NimhLabs

5 жыл бұрын

... or post to Pornhub from a College...

@champagnesupernova1839

5 жыл бұрын

i would like this comment, but it already has 69 likes

@octofri1346

5 жыл бұрын

P'ornhub **tips condom**

"My mouth tastes like my finger, and it doesn't really taste that good-"

0:49 he sounds like Carl from jimmy neutron

An injection that makes you artistic actually sounds pretty rad.

@dontcry1699

5 жыл бұрын

M Silvestre and only a slight chance it’ll turn you gay?! Sign me up

@a-10warthog23

5 жыл бұрын

@@dontcry1699 what if i'm already gay?

@Schiso13

5 жыл бұрын

Charlie B. oh shit

@heroprotagonist7499

5 жыл бұрын

Based on how so many of my favorite artists in many different mediums do it. I assume that injection is called "heroin".

@mikeman7918

5 жыл бұрын

Charlie B. It will either cancel out the gay or make you double gay.

The markiplier one was just amazing

@alligatorsupremacist6348

5 жыл бұрын

marker plyer

@ironchimp9316

5 жыл бұрын

Dr ORRB petition for sorrow tv to imitate KZreadr’s voices

@kacperkobuc9582

5 жыл бұрын

You mean multipliers?

@DrORRB-qm7fl

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I got a lot more likes than I thought

@DrORRB-qm7fl

5 жыл бұрын

Noob Mobile Gaming that would be amazing

This video was so good, people from Austria disliked the video because they're upside down.

I straight died at “the least knobby dot” God I’m going to be singing that at my family gather things from now on!

1:11 Vaccines makes your kids artistic confirmed

@Dual_80

5 жыл бұрын

That explains why all of us in my school look like Artistic idiots

@cryptero7514

5 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS : vaccination rate increased to 100%

@ryanaverill1959

5 жыл бұрын

can confirm. was vaccinated, very artistic.

@NutmegBGB

5 жыл бұрын

I call bullshit! I was vaccinated and can't draw for shit XD! BIG PHARMA LIES!

@Force-hiddenmasquerade

5 жыл бұрын

I was vaccinated and I am artistic I can confirm 😂

"You're walking on the nice kid" had me rolling

@carsonspinks1067

5 жыл бұрын

"Hey knock it off, he is such a nice kid. Get off of him"

@thatonedamncommenter885

5 жыл бұрын

Can ya explain?

@frekusz

5 жыл бұрын

thatonedamncommenter He meant "You are walking on thin ice, kid"

@thatonedamncommenter885

5 жыл бұрын

@@frekusz JSKSKSK OH MY GOD

"I want to be a pedestrian." *I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.*

Lol this video was very intern training, thanks for getting my morning to a fresh start!

"whats your opinion towards cannibals?" person: *make a huge splash and you win the competition! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*

@tatumfowler3603

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@2-Way_Intersection

4 жыл бұрын

congrats you can copy something from a video, you want a cookie?

@hamluk_

4 жыл бұрын

@@2-Way_Intersection you can be an asshole about people enjoying themselves on the internet, want a cookie?

@taurusdragon4763

4 жыл бұрын

actually I don't understand... how cannibal related to jumping in the pool and make a huge splash???? I've been saying cannibals repetitively now

@JustinRed624

4 жыл бұрын

@@taurusdragon4763 i think she meant cannonball

As a Nate of American, I love this spelling more then I should

@BMoll87

5 жыл бұрын

Ina-art Go back to India, dude! ;)

@jessrepp6725

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, same. Guess we’re moving back to India together?

@9bqll

5 жыл бұрын

* we (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

@Cassanova3119

5 жыл бұрын

As a fellow nate of american I laughed way to hard at that spelling

@greyhawk5258

5 жыл бұрын

Sadly this got me more offended then happy, only because they where using Columbus thinking and thought we were Indians. Wrong spelling and wrong thinking

The tony hawk pro skater with the Skelton skating killed me

I love that you added the cow bell

My favorite movie Pirates of the carry bean

@JJJordan1

5 жыл бұрын

*Slopy Kazoo cover of the POTC theme plays*

@JJJordan1

5 жыл бұрын

Capped Tan Jack Spare ribs is my favorite

@jordanhicks5131

5 жыл бұрын

"They're the PIRATES that carry BEANS!" Coming to a theater near you, summer 2019

@saeranchoi3343

5 жыл бұрын

Parrots of the carry bean

@jordanhicks5131

5 жыл бұрын

@keoni gamer "these magic beans will allow me to live forever! That way I can be the best pie rat and rule the c's!" -Jack Sparrow's plan for "Pirates of the Carry Bean"