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  • @proopmcshitlington3392
    @proopmcshitlington33924 жыл бұрын

    why would people use the term "emotional baggage" when they can just say "Griefcase"

  • @daisylester11

    @daisylester11

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why is this not the top comment?

  • @passione2937

    @passione2937

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is really good lol

  • @Thyswagolini

    @Thyswagolini

    4 жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @junaurrrr

    @junaurrrr

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'mma wait till this gets 1k likes.

  • @sanj._.0462

    @sanj._.0462

    4 жыл бұрын

    My dude 😂😂

  • @tiredstudent4547
    @tiredstudent45475 жыл бұрын

    "I am over 200 lbs" "Oh there, there it is." LMAO

  • @echoskelet

    @echoskelet

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Wes Prang NAh she's is forever single because she is over 200 lbs.

  • @SakuraAvalon

    @SakuraAvalon

    5 жыл бұрын

    33/Al'Zuhr\ Even if she wasn't fat, she would still remain single.

  • @echoskelet

    @echoskelet

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@SakuraAvalon Well im skiny and single ..wait what are we talking about ? owo lmao

  • @boopsboops7692

    @boopsboops7692

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes...hight and weight are...different. I see...the expansion of the male body vertically is much more important than the expansion of the female body horizontally. Suuuure

  • @voltexvoltex3283

    @voltexvoltex3283

    5 жыл бұрын

    she just wana b like Melman and Gloria from Madagascar. Lol

  • @bruhmoment6144
    @bruhmoment61444 жыл бұрын

    Boy: I broke up with her because she stabbed me His best friend: so you broke her heart because she wanted to se your inner self, I see

  • @yummers9374

    @yummers9374

    4 жыл бұрын

    im dying omg

  • @matmarz

    @matmarz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why does that sound like something Yusuke would say?

  • @setsers1

    @setsers1

    4 жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @randompromises1038

    @randompromises1038

    4 жыл бұрын

    greg, you only keep backing her up because you're screwing her, shut up.

  • @amariboxill9033

    @amariboxill9033

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yummers9374 is that because she stabbed you?

  • @puppeteer9971
    @puppeteer99714 жыл бұрын

    SHREK LIKED HER AS A *HUMAN* HE WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT *HE* WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR FIONA.

  • @wiggl3s_821

    @wiggl3s_821

    3 жыл бұрын

    Uncultured swine hasn't even watched the MOVIESSSSS!

  • @littlemisseevee2309

    @littlemisseevee2309

    3 жыл бұрын

    bitter bitches be like

  • @wastelandlegocheem

    @wastelandlegocheem

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know, I'm somewhat of a shrek myself

  • @aikotitilai3820

    @aikotitilai3820

    3 жыл бұрын

    How dare she be disrespectful to theses movies?

  • @chickennumgit1055

    @chickennumgit1055

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wiggl3s_821 those bastards

  • @Ryu1ify
    @Ryu1ify5 жыл бұрын

    If you're 5'6" in the U.S, you wouldn't be 5'6" in China. You'd be 168 cm.

  • @meiai6487

    @meiai6487

    5 жыл бұрын

    Intellectual

  • @07kamichamakarin

    @07kamichamakarin

    5 жыл бұрын

    Meh

  • @Ryu1ify

    @Ryu1ify

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@07kamichamakarin don't do this

  • @07kamichamakarin

    @07kamichamakarin

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Ryu1ify How could you?! I was too nice to even reply on your comment? I Am a NiCe GiRl YOU SHOULD THANK ME.

  • @Ryu1ify

    @Ryu1ify

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@07kamichamakarin Please just let me be happy.

  • @migggo9973
    @migggo99735 жыл бұрын

    "my only side chicks are your other personalities" OOF THAT WAS SAVAGE ASF

  • @Skrilltrap

    @Skrilltrap

    5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard. NOTE TO SELF: NEVER DRINK COKE WHILE WATCHING HILARIOUS SHIT ON KZread

  • @realpastastrainer

    @realpastastrainer

    5 жыл бұрын

    the only time i've ever felt bad for a nicegirl

  • @never.sleep.ever.3415

    @never.sleep.ever.3415

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yea deserved that burn hahaha

  • @pilarmontanogavira1860

    @pilarmontanogavira1860

    5 жыл бұрын

    can we pay fs in the chat

  • @pilarmontanogavira1860

    @pilarmontanogavira1860

    5 жыл бұрын

    F

  • @washingbubble1780
    @washingbubble17805 жыл бұрын

    6:09 She was a poem But he was Jared 19

  • @michaelholtz599

    @michaelholtz599

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why doesn't this have more likes?

  • @yucknomegusta

    @yucknomegusta

    5 жыл бұрын

    I fucking love this.

  • @lavans5721

    @lavans5721

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can I say it? *He never fucking learned how to read*

  • @adenine6189

    @adenine6189

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why isn't this top comment and why aren't you a comedian yet

  • @jasmynmyers5176

    @jasmynmyers5176

    5 жыл бұрын

    And never freakin learned how to read

  • @aggressivecrybaby4579
    @aggressivecrybaby45794 жыл бұрын

    why dose this man sound like he’s dubbing a whole entire anime show by him self

  • @randompromises1038

    @randompromises1038

    4 жыл бұрын

    and doing a good job at it

  • @beulahjohnson2757

    @beulahjohnson2757

    4 жыл бұрын

    *does, also, very true

  • @sweetchocolate7113

    @sweetchocolate7113

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@randompromises1038 that's so true and he sounds like 2 different anime guys

  • @notquitehuman5097

    @notquitehuman5097

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your comment made me realize how similar yanderes and nice girls are.

  • @SlyHikari03

    @SlyHikari03

    4 жыл бұрын

    Subs are better dude. Don’t fight me.

  • @RRW359
    @RRW3595 жыл бұрын

    Actually no. If you are 5'6" and 200 lbs in the US, you wouldn't be 5'6" and 200 lbs in China... You would be 1.6 m and 91 kg.

  • @ckv954

    @ckv954

    5 жыл бұрын

    RRW lol my thoughts exactly

  • @Pundae

    @Pundae

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's centimeters mate

  • @lo7058

    @lo7058

    5 жыл бұрын

    Phoenix1220 OH FUCK

  • @NTC_

    @NTC_

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kaduc if your dick is 1.6 meters ya might wanna see a doctor XD

  • @iamrolfie3755

    @iamrolfie3755

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kaduc Dumb ass

  • @Molly-bj5gb
    @Molly-bj5gb5 жыл бұрын

    It works the same both ways. If a girl is making you feel like shit, trying to keep you from hanging out with friends, DESTROYS your PROPERTY, or physically hurts you- it’s abuse. Simple as that. You deserve to feel loved and not afraid of the person your with.

  • @demogorgon1856

    @demogorgon1856

    5 жыл бұрын

    T Nailz *beeeeeeep* my virgin detector has picked up a signal

  • @strangeziga222

    @strangeziga222

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@demogorgon1856 beep beep beeeeep beeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep

  • @z_bennet4208

    @z_bennet4208

    5 жыл бұрын

    i love your name

  • @mopbuckets4734

    @mopbuckets4734

    5 жыл бұрын

    i love your name.

  • @Scuppun

    @Scuppun

    5 жыл бұрын

    Go MGTOW...... problem solved. No more self entitled chick bs. Why would you want to get involved with someone who turns around in a sentence and say that they hate you because you said no. How the hell do women think that verbally abusing a guy will make that guy want to be in a relationship with that woman? That's narcissistic psychotic behaviour on the woman's part. That and the fact they want to get hold of a guy's financial resources for their own use. Leaches.

  • @bananamanchester4156
    @bananamanchester41564 жыл бұрын

    Guy: she MURDERED my MOTHER and wore her face as a mask!!! Greg: so you broke her heart because she wanted to be the most important, loving woman in your life... I see...

  • @Inferno144

    @Inferno144

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lisa Trevor vibes from this

  • @isthatyouman09

    @isthatyouman09

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Inferno144 fucking hell, you are right 🤣

  • @scraw6389
    @scraw63894 жыл бұрын

    I’d pay good money to see a nice guy and a nice girl talk to each other

  • @scraperindustry

    @scraperindustry

    4 жыл бұрын

    They never will because they are both so delusional that they only go after people way out of their league.

  • @matthewlong7547

    @matthewlong7547

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope they find eachother. (so on one else has to be with them)

  • @pissandcornflakes9119

    @pissandcornflakes9119

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Gagan Singh that makes perfect sense lmao

  • @fzndn-xvii

    @fzndn-xvii

    3 жыл бұрын

    They did, get married, and file a divorce later

  • @Reub3

    @Reub3

    3 жыл бұрын

    They do find each other. This is why we have antifa kids, mass shooters and jogging serial killers in south chicago.

  • @ligma8600
    @ligma86005 жыл бұрын

    *”my only side chicks, are your other personalities”*

  • @safetyfirst5917

    @safetyfirst5917

    5 жыл бұрын

    The voice actor for Linda is a guy, fun fact.

  • @elijahevangelista8177

    @elijahevangelista8177

    5 жыл бұрын

    That username S U C Cs Badum tshhhh I'm not trying to be rude, I just saw a pun opportunity and took it

  • @corioko8097

    @corioko8097

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@elijahevangelista8177 I'll give you credit because no one else would ;)

  • @elijahevangelista8177

    @elijahevangelista8177

    5 жыл бұрын

    FenneX Thank you

  • @BlackSlimShady

    @BlackSlimShady

    5 жыл бұрын

    OMG HAHAHA, thank you so much. I didn't see that part of the video! It isn't like it was at the start.

  • @tangomartinez9600
    @tangomartinez96005 жыл бұрын

    "She was a rainbow but he was colorblind" ..colorblind people aren't 100% blind, they can still see some colors.

  • @crystalvoodoo91

    @crystalvoodoo91

    5 жыл бұрын

    And some of them see certain colors as different colors Like some people with red green colorblindness see green as red and red as green

  • @Storm3785

    @Storm3785

    5 жыл бұрын

    U

  • @cactuz116

    @cactuz116

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just like men only see some women 😔😔 why can’t they just see me for ME a nice girl

  • @yoo349

    @yoo349

    5 жыл бұрын

    Flaccid Pancake Is that a joke?

  • @cactuz116

    @cactuz116

    5 жыл бұрын

    chiken nugget if you have to ask im frankly concerned my guy

  • @friendgray1
    @friendgray14 жыл бұрын

    Boy: She killed my sister because I was “talking to her too much” His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to pay a little bit of attention to her, and made her feel insecure by talking to other girls, even when she asked you not to? I see...

  • @mayteexxis

    @mayteexxis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Definition of simp

  • @jalenr.6542

    @jalenr.6542

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boy: Shut the fuck up Greg

  • @sumdood8563

    @sumdood8563

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the best one.

  • @captainahab2711

    @captainahab2711

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boy: Don't talk to me at my sister's funeral, or I'm gonna beat you into a stump

  • @sparkz6349

    @sparkz6349

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mayteexxis Simp(le fucking minded)

  • @petrusvoutilainen8416
    @petrusvoutilainen84165 жыл бұрын

    Nice girl: you’re not a very nice person Nice guy: My time to shine

  • @donnamitsuki281

    @donnamitsuki281

    4 жыл бұрын

    You want the world to explode or something

  • @theomegadestructor4974

    @theomegadestructor4974

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@donnamitsuki281 nah that's just how entitled parents are made

  • @SaiyanShinobi

    @SaiyanShinobi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol this comment made me think of Jerry and Beth in Rick & Morty 😆

  • @m.h2247
    @m.h22476 жыл бұрын

    Did the prom girl actually think this would work like “hi look I know u have a gf but *im just worth more* “

  • @vinnyharrington188

    @vinnyharrington188

    6 жыл бұрын

    Melody Headburn m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/dJtpm9NtoNjOnco.html

  • @nathanm.m.rodrigues1187

    @nathanm.m.rodrigues1187

    6 жыл бұрын

    Melody Headburn - Nice girls don't need logic

  • @silaskryger6204

    @silaskryger6204

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Sad Thing Is Probably :(

  • @sneezu

    @sneezu

    6 жыл бұрын

    it sounds like something from like a cheesy high school movie in 2008 or something i didnt know people were actually like that

  • @yuki97kira

    @yuki97kira

    6 жыл бұрын

    Melody Headburn she's entitled and thinks everyone likes her... Pretty sad, being that delusional

  • @jam9484
    @jam94846 жыл бұрын

    Not only does this man have a scarily good female voice... _He has seemingly hundreds of them._

  • @Cryptideer

    @Cryptideer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sorrow TV is Ursula confirmed

  • @dragonsember

    @dragonsember

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not A Prophet he sounds like smokers sometimes

  • @lillatoons71

    @lillatoons71

    6 жыл бұрын

    It’s his other personalities

  • @samaspoku1759

    @samaspoku1759

    6 жыл бұрын

    #facerevealwasfaked

  • @seess8251

    @seess8251

    6 жыл бұрын

    "how many souls? HOW MANY??"

  • @ashtongodfrin6999
    @ashtongodfrin69995 жыл бұрын

    What pissed me off about the Princess Fiona post is the part that said "All men do is take". Shrek is an ogre. Not a man.

  • @ashtongodfrin6999

    @ashtongodfrin6999

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@skeletron69yearsago16 For real

  • @yeetinoofer2605

    @yeetinoofer2605

    3 жыл бұрын

    Duh, lol

  • @sealogic4552

    @sealogic4552

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is so much more than a man

  • @avacatherine5646

    @avacatherine5646

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shrek is a god!

  • @iksskan9147

    @iksskan9147

    3 жыл бұрын

    @prickly pear he is not A God, he is GOD

  • @pigeon9952
    @pigeon99524 жыл бұрын

    Boy: I broke up with her because she tied me up and left me in her basement for months His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you always to be with her, and never forget her? I see...

  • @mikip282
    @mikip2825 жыл бұрын

    “My only side chicks are your other personalities” I CAN’T WHO IS THIS LEGEND OF A MAN

  • @robinchesterfield42

    @robinchesterfield42

    5 жыл бұрын

    He needs to get with the chick who deflected the *CREEPY ASTERISKS* nice guy by turning his would-be sexual role-play into an IKEA. XD

  • @JustZal

    @JustZal

    5 жыл бұрын

    I CANT AGREE WITH YOU MORE

  • @ToaKoran

    @ToaKoran

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Robin Chesterfield Robin... Dear, sweet Robin... I hope you understand that now I will need any kind of link to where ever I can read this beautiful, beautiful tale you have just described.

  • @alicine-sims8988

    @alicine-sims8988

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ToaKoran I think Sorrow read it in one of his r/niceguys videos, or it was Joinen that read it in one of his. I can't remember which one but it was truely beautiful.

  • @ToaKoran

    @ToaKoran

    5 жыл бұрын

    I shall search for this wonder of the universe, but if you remember which it is, and can link me to it, I'd be very appreciative.

  • @caseygreyson4178
    @caseygreyson41785 жыл бұрын

    I go to school with a girl like this. Basically, she would always post on social media about being sad and single, and how she desperately wanted a boyfriend. So finally she asked someone out, and it was me. She messaged me saying “Hey! I was just wondering if you’d maybe like to be my bf? ;)” and I didn’t know about her being desperate when I got this message. I didn’t know her that well at all, and she was pretty cute. So I responded with “Thank you but I don’t know you that well. But I’d be happy to go on a date and get to know you. Would you like to catch a movie sometime?”, and she just went insane. Even though I literally offered to go on a date with her, she goes on about how I have no respect for her, I’m the most disgusting and rude person she’s ever talked to, and that she was going to kill herself because of me rejecting her. Wtf?? I didn’t reject you. I said I wanted to know you better over a date. I’m not about going straight into bf/gf. And the next day of school she started telling kids that I was the one that asked her out and that I was a “desperate pig” and I “harassed” her. So I leaked those screenshots ASAP lmao

  • @thepsychicgaymer9888

    @thepsychicgaymer9888

    5 жыл бұрын

    "leaked those screenshots ASAP" Yes dude, fucking screenshot that shit if you feel uncomfortable for evidence to help you.

  • @actuallyNo...

    @actuallyNo...

    5 жыл бұрын

    classic

  • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105

    @cantputashrugasausernameso5105

    5 жыл бұрын

    @** Welp, one of the niceguy episodes was literally the diary of a guy who later tried to kidnap the girl he liked.

  • @wakeupfilthy

    @wakeupfilthy

    5 жыл бұрын

    R/thathappened

  • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105

    @cantputashrugasausernameso5105

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@wakeupfilthy Nah, I believe him. I've seen people like that in high school before, so.

  • @Kralledd
    @Kralledd4 жыл бұрын

    Man, this "so you broke her heart because" part is making me angry, ANGRY I SAY

  • @kayhaven4710

    @kayhaven4710

    3 жыл бұрын

    This shall not STAND!

  • @livelybubbs6242

    @livelybubbs6242

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is outrageous! It’s unfair!

  • @BentleyS6336

    @BentleyS6336

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can't not read these in Sorrows voice

  • @nikhilsilva5244
    @nikhilsilva52445 жыл бұрын

    You literally sound like an english dub of an anime protagonist

  • @theomegadestructor4974

    @theomegadestructor4974

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you even heard the voice of 'Marshall does stuff'?that dude is gold

  • @ghulam237

    @ghulam237

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@theomegadestructor4974 he's the embodiment of sorrow's content

  • @Slobzz

    @Slobzz

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ghulam237 marshall sounds like sorrow tv and bill wirtz secret love child

  • @setsers1

    @setsers1

    4 жыл бұрын

    DAMN

  • @sparkz6349

    @sparkz6349

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@setsers1 daniel back at it again with the white vans

  • @Sianostrakarenrenren
    @Sianostrakarenrenren5 жыл бұрын

    "I am over 200 pounds-" "There it is."

  • @redfather5342

    @redfather5342

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lose some weight fatty

  • @Linneom

    @Linneom

    4 жыл бұрын

    Redfather You ever be in gym and fail to left up 10lbs and fell like a Pathetic failure

  • @redfather5342

    @redfather5342

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Linneom no

  • @Linneom

    @Linneom

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@redfather5342 lucky Bastered, it feels like shhhhhiiiiiiitttttt

  • @Tw0Dots

    @Tw0Dots

    4 жыл бұрын

    Redfather hmmmm

  • @masterfulmelon3769
    @masterfulmelon37695 жыл бұрын

    Boy: She locked me in the basement, chained me to a pole, and would only feed me mush. i never got to go outside, never talked to anyone, couldnt see my family Best friend: so you broke her heart because she loved you? because she always wanted you by her side? because she cared for you, and wanted to be more important to you than anyone else? i see...

  • @JParr92

    @JParr92

    5 жыл бұрын

    Clearly she cares a lot about him

  • @masterfulmelon3769

    @masterfulmelon3769

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@JParr92 yeah. What a cruel man.

  • @notsauer

    @notsauer

    5 жыл бұрын

    Boy: She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought a plague upon our houses! His best friend: She did?!? Boy: No. But am I just gonna sit around until she does!

  • @datemoboi3341

    @datemoboi3341

    5 жыл бұрын

    Masterful Melon 😂👌😂👌

  • @Pundae

    @Pundae

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is this girl Yuno Gasai?

  • @tirna8709
    @tirna87095 жыл бұрын

    Yah Fiona sacrificed her beauty for Shrek because he’s literally a god. Like. I wish that were me.

  • @iampandafatty1391

    @iampandafatty1391

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @thewarhawk8203

    @thewarhawk8203

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would sacrifice E V E R Y T H I N G for shrek

  • @somerandompersonontheinter2187

    @somerandompersonontheinter2187

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shriek is love, shriek is life

  • @corsariocapitao

    @corsariocapitao

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's true though. There are no movies where the woman is ugly and the guy chooses her despite her ugliness, ha. No reverse Shrek or Beauty and the Beast

  • @emilinebelle7811

    @emilinebelle7811

    4 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE shrek. People give the movies a hard time but the only one that sucked was the last one and all the spin offs.

  • @angrydisk
    @angrydisk4 жыл бұрын

    3:07 Honestly hate online dating sites. When I ask a woman how much she weighs and she asks me how tall I am back is a sign of immaturity for me. Let me break this down, every human is different and we all come in unique shapes and sizes. BUT let me say there is no correlation between height and weight in this scenario, if you are 150lbs in China you are still 150lbs in the U.S. that measurement is solid and looks the same all over the world. I am under 6'0" but I walk with my height like a damn king, but someone bigger or skinnier than me with the same height is gonna look different from me. So when I ask how much a girl weighs I am trying to see on the most basic fundamental level if I'm going to be attracted to you. My measure on a stick is not gonna change anything about me 🤷‍♂️.

  • @dgasulbanli8902

    @dgasulbanli8902

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha great.

  • @its_inspired

    @its_inspired

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @TheKillingBro

    @TheKillingBro

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got banned from tinder.

  • @blondebimbowannabe

    @blondebimbowannabe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love this comment, thanks for making me laugh xD

  • @snoovian7951

    @snoovian7951

    2 жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @OneWingedHoneybee
    @OneWingedHoneybee6 жыл бұрын

    You can't control height but you can control weight

  • @wtfcomments2585

    @wtfcomments2585

    6 жыл бұрын

    OneWingedHoneybee thank you

  • @GawdKing

    @GawdKing

    6 жыл бұрын

    OneWingedHoneybee Unless you want to pay a doctor to break and space out your shin bones so they'd grow back longer. It's a legitimate surgery for all the shorties out there in the world lol.

  • @Zone6Entertainment

    @Zone6Entertainment

    6 жыл бұрын

    OneWingedHoneybee Hormones

  • @rotten3936

    @rotten3936

    6 жыл бұрын

    OneWingedHoneybee, not if you're born with a weight problem

  • @jackm.9286

    @jackm.9286

    6 жыл бұрын

    Usually

  • @dirtyharry0191
    @dirtyharry01916 жыл бұрын

    Atleast there's no *S A M A N T H A*

  • @k.r2081

    @k.r2081

    6 жыл бұрын

    Samantha is always watching 👀

  • @kristianolsen2913

    @kristianolsen2913

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shhhh! She can hear you!

  • @childeater7327

    @childeater7327

    6 жыл бұрын

    Harry of the Dirt SYKE there all Samantha

  • @ProfessionalRtard

    @ProfessionalRtard

    6 жыл бұрын

    Satantha

  • @thespanishinquisition4078

    @thespanishinquisition4078

    6 жыл бұрын

    *drums are heard in the distance as something slowly approaches just out of sight, the sound of her steps slowly but surely rising in volume as her lumbering, hulking silhouette becomes barely distinguishable in the darkness.* "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!"

  • @uretheall-powerful8894
    @uretheall-powerful88944 жыл бұрын

    "Greg" is the boy's girlfriend, who skinned Greg alive and is wearing his skin to be his best friend.

  • @aubreyh1930

    @aubreyh1930

    2 жыл бұрын

    She just wanted him to talk to her like he talks to his best friend :(

  • @ListlessMask

    @ListlessMask

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aubreyh1930 I see...

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim4 жыл бұрын

    "Cares about your wellbeing" Stress kills more people than lung cancer

  • @KL0NT
    @KL0NT6 жыл бұрын

    I have yet to see a clash between a niceguy and a nicegirl.

  • @Horror_culture-

    @Horror_culture-

    6 жыл бұрын

    De Jonkheer we need this. We fucking need this so badly

  • @blegh33

    @blegh33

    6 жыл бұрын

    De Jonkheer unstoppable force meets immovable object

  • @adrianh9326

    @adrianh9326

    6 жыл бұрын

    De Jonkheer lmao top 10 anime battles

  • @Bobfromjanitorial

    @Bobfromjanitorial

    6 жыл бұрын

    Um, they'd end up smashing, not clashing. 2 people 2 desperate 2 stop

  • @fordfiesta3698

    @fordfiesta3698

    6 жыл бұрын

    De Jonkheer We need this as top liked post

  • @captainniko8910
    @captainniko89105 жыл бұрын

    “It’s cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend” Well it’s also cruel and FINANCIALLY abusive to destroy your boyfriend’s video game.

  • @Dananator101

    @Dananator101

    5 жыл бұрын

    Especially one where you're supposed to put in hundreds of hours. I've put in around 39 days worth and I know if someone broke my Fallout 4 disk, I'd kill them (ignoring the fact that it was a birthday present, those hours could've been spent getting me a life).

  • @JohnSmith-wx9wj

    @JohnSmith-wx9wj

    5 жыл бұрын

    Her actions were actually domestic abuse. Destroying property to modify the behavior of a partner is textbook abuse.

  • @coffeeaddict9605

    @coffeeaddict9605

    5 жыл бұрын

    Seriously stuff like that pisses me off. Especially when you see videos online of girls breaking the boyfriends gaming systems, never mind the price of the system itself, but depending the kinds of games you play if you don't save to a cloud that's hundreds of hours of work lost.

  • @Dananator101

    @Dananator101

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's also forgetting the circumstances under which you got the console/computer in the first place. What if the person got it from a loved one that died and it was the final gift they ever gave? What if it was given to them by a highschool crush? It's a bit far-fetched to say everyone got it in a circumstance like those, but it's still a possibility.

  • @theinkslicer

    @theinkslicer

    5 жыл бұрын

    What's stupid about chicks that think like that, is that once you're dating someone your not allowed to enjoy hobbies or other interests if they aren't into the same thing or not blowing money on them.

  • @Qxincx
    @Qxincx5 жыл бұрын

    "She was a rainbow, but he was color blind" I'm blind. *Period.*

  • @vision4860

    @vision4860

    4 жыл бұрын

    But... how did you type this comment?!? 😳

  • @oldmountainhermit3347

    @oldmountainhermit3347

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@vision4860 He said it and Siri typed it

  • @neksnek2032

    @neksnek2032

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you're blind... How did I type this??

  • @0blivionvoid139

    @0blivionvoid139

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vision4860 Toe

  • @knitsnknacks
    @knitsnknacks4 жыл бұрын

    So this is what happened to the 2010-2014 tumblr girls

  • @robbobbrah8953

    @robbobbrah8953

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nope. They're on Twitter ruining the world.

  • @neksnek2032

    @neksnek2032

    2 жыл бұрын

    They grew up and migrated to twitter

  • @calvinsears1621
    @calvinsears16216 жыл бұрын

    Him: Well... uh... she stabbed me after I said I wanted to break up with her! I seriously couldn’t be with someone with tendencies like those! His best friend: So, you broke her heart because she made a show of passion? Because she wanted you to know the extent of her love for you? Because she wanted you to realize how hurt she would be if you left? I see...

  • @biznessman5632

    @biznessman5632

    6 жыл бұрын

    Calvin Sears dammit Greg she put me the fucking hospital for crying out loud

  • @brad6279

    @brad6279

    6 жыл бұрын

    Him: Greg she fucking shot me what the fuck is your problem Greg: so you broke up with her because she wanted you to take a shot at the relationship. I see...

  • @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699

    @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well, she fucking implanted a tracking device under the skin of my neck without my consent and right after she knocked me out with a bat cause she thought I was cheating. Best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted to ensure that you were both safe and being faithful, and went to extreme measures to do that? I see...

  • @NimhLabs

    @NimhLabs

    6 жыл бұрын

    Him: She set all my clothing on fire, liquidized my assets and trapped me in a bear enclosure. Greg: So you broke her heard because she helped you face various insecurities, worked to have you stop valuing physical entrapments and work to help you understand the power of warmth and cuddles? I see...

  • @NimhLabs

    @NimhLabs

    6 жыл бұрын

    Him: She put a collar around my neck filled with C4 that would explode if I went past a wire with electrical current, and put me in the centre of a maze of those wires--with many of them hidden. Greg: So you broke her heart because she made an effort to keep you on the right path in life and value good behaviour? I see...

  • @Hannah-nl5qq
    @Hannah-nl5qq5 жыл бұрын

    *looks around and cautiously whispers* Is...is Samantha gone?

  • @schlichtnsbuh

    @schlichtnsbuh

    5 жыл бұрын

    Samantha was in our hearts all along. Sorry.

  • @samanthamorris2744

    @samanthamorris2744

    5 жыл бұрын

    Im🤣 lol im here jk

  • @DetectiveNyx

    @DetectiveNyx

    5 жыл бұрын

    SNL doesn't stand for Saturday Night Live. It stands for Samantha Never Leaves.

  • @viniciussbenz4301

    @viniciussbenz4301

    5 жыл бұрын

    DON'T SAY THE FORBIDDEN NAME

  • @Mothman-185

    @Mothman-185

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hannah O NO DONT THAT WILL SUMMON HER

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat2604 жыл бұрын

    Him: She killed all of my other female friends who never did anything more than hug me! She's an absolute psycho, of course I'd leave her! His Best Friend: So... you broke her heart because she didn't want anything to be in the way of you and her and just saught out your full commitment to her and your relationship? I see... Him: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GREG

  • @hanezutchins2786

    @hanezutchins2786

    4 жыл бұрын

    *kills Greg*

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea4 жыл бұрын

    I never knew girls cared about dudes height. My first boyfriend was 5’3, I’m 5’5”. Also, girls who break their guys games are psychos. Guys, don’t stand for these types of girls.

  • @levirosenlieb7798

    @levirosenlieb7798

    4 жыл бұрын

    Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea yup, also good name

  • @Merilirem

    @Merilirem

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think your name should be "doesn't" instead of "Shouldn't" since Shouldn't implies that is does.

  • @larae.5553

    @larae.5553

    4 жыл бұрын

    fr. games are expensive. sue her ass

  • @mysteriousnonamegirl7685

    @mysteriousnonamegirl7685

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr? I dated a guy who was 5’1. I’m 5’6. It was great! We were eye level, and when holding hands I didn’t have to reach way up (also dated a 6’9 guy. Ouch.)

  • @setsers1

    @setsers1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mysteriousnonamegirl7685 aw

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n5 жыл бұрын

    "My only side chicks are your other personalities" made me pause to laugh

  • @yermumstoe1670

    @yermumstoe1670

    5 жыл бұрын

    i guess that means she has a personality disorder

  • @lindamonroe7724

    @lindamonroe7724

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nice pfp

  • @intothekey

    @intothekey

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Max profile goes well with this comment.

  • @mayo1361

    @mayo1361

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@yermumstoe1670 r/woooooooosh

  • @kathyfr6000

    @kathyfr6000

    5 жыл бұрын

    마티니즈유리창 nah only that she’s hella two faced

  • @smileplease_91
    @smileplease_915 жыл бұрын

    Don't ever stop the r/nicegirls and r/niceguys.

  • @h4dvision970

    @h4dvision970

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dont ever stop anny Reddit video

  • @matheuscruz8574

    @matheuscruz8574

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nice guys be like: Hello my fair lady... answer me bitch! Nice girls be like: How can you reject me? I'm gonna make a whole fanfic inside my head in which I'm the one rejecting YOU! Ha ha, you got rejected!

  • @tadeuszabramowicz7081

    @tadeuszabramowicz7081

    5 жыл бұрын

    WAIT! r/nicedads

  • @b1gbruh894

    @b1gbruh894

    5 жыл бұрын

    r/Nicecanadians

  • @era2.

    @era2.

    5 жыл бұрын

    WAIT r/nice brothers and sisters

  • @rojopantalones9791
    @rojopantalones97915 жыл бұрын

    So, an ex of mine was a bit on the nutty side. Aside from believing herself to be a descendent of a Greek Titan, she also: Wanted to break my leg to prevent me from leaving her. Clarified that she'd only be breaking a part that had been previously broken (while playing Airsoft, not by her). Asked me which method I preferred: Having it hit with a metal bat, pushing me down the stairs, or setting it on a hard surface and stomping on it. Was incredibly upset when I decided to not have my leg broken, as I was moving for work. Broke up my D&D group cause she didn't like one guy's new girlfriend. She thought he got a girlfriend solely to make her jealous. Decided to impersonate the guy she was banging behind my back on Facebook to harass me. Told said guy all of my insecurities so that he could weaponize them and drive me to near suicide. Tried to string me along when that relationship fell apart. Threatened suicide when I told her that I didn't want to talk to her anymore. All of this took place in under 6 months. Good times.

  • @joyfuldude4538

    @joyfuldude4538

    5 жыл бұрын

    Joe Schmole Glad to see you survived that personal hell Make a mental note to yourself that if you can get through that crazy shit, then you can do anything you put your mind to! Oh and I hope your D&D group got or gets back together

  • @rojopantalones9791

    @rojopantalones9791

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@joyfuldude4538 Eh, it was bound to break up, anyways, due to work. I had to move across the country, one guy had to move up north, one moved to a different country altogether, etc., so it was gonna happen either way. We don't talk much nowadays, due to living completely different lives at this point, but I've got a new one, so I'm doing well! And, yeah, I do very much view that as a "If I survived that, I can survive anything" sort of situation. I don't view it as a "bad relationship," but more of a learning experience, that I've learned more about the kind of person I want to be with when the time comes and, also, the sort of signs to look for that things aren't right. I do appreciate your kind words and concerns, though! Thank you!

  • @joyfuldude4538

    @joyfuldude4538

    5 жыл бұрын

    Joe Schmole Any tips for fellow guys on avoiding the ‘nice’ girls?

  • @rojopantalones9791

    @rojopantalones9791

    3 жыл бұрын

    @prickly pear Have comfort knowing that you're not among those that upset you and that they make up a very small percentage of the population. While she made my life hell for a few months, I do still miss her. She made me incredibly happy and bolstered my confidence a ton. She introduced me to a lot of new things that are now a part of who I am today. Just because a relationship ended on bad terms or was bad overall does not mean that nothing good came of it.

  • @mgb2172

    @mgb2172

    3 жыл бұрын

    ... the fact you went through all that and you're still able to function competently, is incredibly impressive. You're pretty strong, buddy. Don't let anything crush that will of yours now it's managed to weather a crazy bitch and her sociopathic manipulation. If you need to talk to someone ever again, just ask man. I'll give you a discord or something if need be. Going through that must've been horrific and speaking from experience of someone who tried to rejoin the v o i d a few years ago, I'm glad you're still here.

  • @achilles01202
    @achilles012024 жыл бұрын

    I’m LAUGHING “we’ve literally been going out since before you joined the school...”

  • @cats1970
    @cats19705 жыл бұрын

    Control and (threatening) destruction of property ACTUALLY is one of the list points of abuse

  • @randominternettoaster7859

    @randominternettoaster7859

    5 жыл бұрын

    She destroyed a perfectly great Fallout fame

  • @DJ-xd3dt

    @DJ-xd3dt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cats 👏👏👏

  • @melonplant8148

    @melonplant8148

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@randominternettoaster7859 im pretty sure you meant game but it is still the same thing

  • @MadameMushroom

    @MadameMushroom

    5 жыл бұрын

    My signifigant other plays video games and I learn french take small lessons. We then spend time together throughout the day. Should I destroy his game and he destroy my phone just because we spend a few hours apart on different hobbies.

  • @09razpup

    @09razpup

    5 жыл бұрын

    YES DESTROY HIS GAME GAMES ARE EVIL THEY MAKE MEN FOOLS FOOOLS I TELL YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS DITCH THAT MAN FOR SOMEONE WHO TAKES LAW SCHOOL

  • @FezzesRCool11
    @FezzesRCool116 жыл бұрын

    "Oh my god. My only side chicks are your other personalities." I don't know or care if that's real or fake, that's genius.

  • @dudenega1424
    @dudenega14245 жыл бұрын

    "She was a rainbow, but he was colorblind." And you're a bad writer.

  • @randompromises1038

    @randompromises1038

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@toastedtoastontoast as a wattpad user i feel attacked but you're too right

  • @randompromises1038

    @randompromises1038

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@toastedtoastontoast the app's gone seriously downhill, i kind of miss it when it was so much simpler in 2015

  • @Merilirem

    @Merilirem

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@randompromises1038 Wait...its gotten worse? I couldn't bother with it back then and its gotten worse now? Has it just become longer twitter or something?

  • @randompromises1038

    @randompromises1038

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Merilirem a lot of the functions require you to pay for them now, including having more than two books offline (the irony here is that whenever i load wattpad, the online books are the accessible ones first). and it's a monthly subscription type shit too. but they did recently release a dark mode so, honestly i'm kind of willing to breeze past their sins bc the dark mode is bombass

  • @justcallmejay12
    @justcallmejay123 жыл бұрын

    6:53 Say it with me, folks: It's perfectly normal for your partner to find people other than you cute/attractive. Baiting them to somehow justify your jealous insecurity is fucked up.

  • @mico8939
    @mico89395 жыл бұрын

    6:04 She was poetry. But he couldnt read. His name was Jared, hes 19.

  • @aruiti9678

    @aruiti9678

    5 жыл бұрын

    He also wants to kill his little brother

  • @Kangaru13

    @Kangaru13

    5 жыл бұрын

    Marraskuun Varis I’ve found the legendary comment

  • @meganbayram5092

    @meganbayram5092

    5 жыл бұрын

    Omg yes 😂😂😂

  • @bostiniawsomchanel7531

    @bostiniawsomchanel7531

    5 жыл бұрын

    Too bad Jared never fucking learned how to read

  • @mariaarzeno9251

    @mariaarzeno9251

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol. This is brilliant 😂

  • @xlumsyx5771
    @xlumsyx57716 жыл бұрын

    Nice Girls: *hate guys for rejecting girls for their weight and say its all about the personality * Also nice girls: Ew.. I dont like short guys. Edit: I dont mind people having body preferences, but i hate it if they complain their crush doesn't like how they look even though they reject people on their body

  • @ludwiglian597

    @ludwiglian597

    6 жыл бұрын

    XlumsyX 5 Same for nice guys

  • @vampireleniore

    @vampireleniore

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah nice girls and nice guys are usually pretty damn shallow, but expect others to not judge them for their looks.

  • @bread8036

    @bread8036

    6 жыл бұрын

    one half of nice girls: WHY DO ALL THE UGLY GIRLS HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T!?!??! other half: WHY DO GUYS ONLY CARE ABOUT APPEARANCE, AND NOT FUNNY AND SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME!?!??!

  • @gs4011

    @gs4011

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bread The real kicker: They have the humor and personality of the bucket of rotting fish in my backyard I forgot to clean up two months ago. Seriously I cant handle the smell. Send help.

  • @bread8036

    @bread8036

    6 жыл бұрын

    At least they aren't as bad as the girls who talk about how random they are.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock4 жыл бұрын

    Greg is so devil's advocate, his soul doesn't belong to him anymore.

  • @KashyaCharsi

    @KashyaCharsi

    2 жыл бұрын

    There was an Apple Text where Jasmine knowingly introduced her ex Evan to her abusive psycho friend. Maybe Greg would learn from that.

  • @starrevamped
    @starrevamped4 жыл бұрын

    man im getting a bit of feelings for that blue couch in the back... nobody tell it

  • @Merilirem

    @Merilirem

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hope you didn't get together with that couch because I ran a train on it last week and i don't wanna be a cuckductor.

  • @DJ-xd3dt
    @DJ-xd3dt5 жыл бұрын

    him: well she stabbed me! his friend: so you broke her heart because she wanted you to love her

  • @catalinad6982

    @catalinad6982

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did u copy that from Masterful Melon?

  • @Running_Colours

    @Running_Colours

    5 жыл бұрын

    I see...

  • @yucknomegusta

    @yucknomegusta

    5 жыл бұрын

    him : she sold my dog because she told me he was being " loud " his friend : so you broke her heart because she was only looking out for your sensitive ears ?

  • @echoskelet

    @echoskelet

    5 жыл бұрын

    whahahahaha.. lmao

  • @Leeeeeeeverett

    @Leeeeeeeverett

    5 жыл бұрын

    Boy:she killed my parents because I spent to much time with them Friend:so you broke her heart because she didn't want anything keeping you apart? I see...

  • @insertnamehere6659
    @insertnamehere66595 жыл бұрын

    "I thought you said we were done." "Oh so you're not gonna make an effort" The only girl I ever dated did this EXACT THING. Told me she couldn't continue after weeks of emotionally toying with me, I told her that I respected her decision (as much as it hurt me) and she responded with "I thought you'd fight harder for that." Dodged. A. Bullet.

  • @aanomalous

    @aanomalous

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nice dodge bro. You would be great on a professional dodgeball team. (Sorry for the dad joke)

  • @dudeistpreist5721

    @dudeistpreist5721

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can I put that bullet into a gun? I lost faith in humanity.

  • @idontevenknow9758

    @idontevenknow9758

    5 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely don’t understand why people play games like this. When me and my boyfriend broke up it was done and done, no hostilely. We still talk as friends.

  • @someguyontheinternet8793

    @someguyontheinternet8793

    5 жыл бұрын

    I barely have enough effort to get up in the morning what makes them think I have enough to play this game

  • @ZombieNoodles13

    @ZombieNoodles13

    5 жыл бұрын

    you straight Matrixed that shid

  • @duckduckinator3185
    @duckduckinator31855 жыл бұрын

    “Thats the same all over the world” Ever heard of Metric system?

  • @randompromises1038

    @randompromises1038

    4 жыл бұрын

    the u.s. _does_ have a foot fetish after all

  • @Whirly083

    @Whirly083

    4 жыл бұрын

    Random Promises Got em 😂

  • @felipecastro908

    @felipecastro908

    3 жыл бұрын

    aka chad way of measurement

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius64185 жыл бұрын

    The broken Falllout 4 disk made me physically sick. No i dont have a girlfriend, why do you ask?

  • @trypptrapp266

    @trypptrapp266

    5 жыл бұрын

    It just hurts so bad. To replace that disc, is soooooo much. To leave her, is priceless.

  • @echoskelet

    @echoskelet

    5 жыл бұрын

    But its digital data bro 🤣✍🅾️🅾️F

  • @jamesbisset9891

    @jamesbisset9891

    4 жыл бұрын

    33 /Al'Zuhr\ but you still need the disc to play it

  • @echoskelet

    @echoskelet

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesbisset9891 Not really no

  • @jamesbisset9891

    @jamesbisset9891

    4 жыл бұрын

    33 /Al'Zuhr\ no you really do. It won’t let you play it without the disc in even though its downloaded on the Xbox

  • @mathieuhabib8900
    @mathieuhabib89005 жыл бұрын

    “what a cute little damaged boy” i lost it

  • @katedate96
    @katedate966 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many nice girls like those obnoxious inspirational quotes to seem like their personality is deeper than the Mariana trench.

  • @a-10warthog51

    @a-10warthog51

    6 жыл бұрын

    Roasted

  • @lonelywhale5037

    @lonelywhale5037

    6 жыл бұрын

    Katie Date Nice girls personally is as deep as the kiddie pool

  • @calicojack7029

    @calicojack7029

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love spaghetti

  • @riotbreaker3506

    @riotbreaker3506

    6 жыл бұрын

    Katie Date if you can't quote Lovecraft then you've never reached the depths

  • @roach_man_roach_man4024

    @roach_man_roach_man4024

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah but the thing is with the Mariana Trench is, its really deep, but preeeeetttty empty

  • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
    @okboomerbutitsacat80503 жыл бұрын

    "my boyfriend sat for hours playing this and ignoring me, So I fixed his little issue" Well I mean she isn't wrong... She did fix the issue, the issue being her.

  • @aac2294
    @aac22943 жыл бұрын

    Sorrow can recall the plots of Fairly Odd Parents episodes just by seeing some screencaps. Truly....he is a man of culture.

  • @un_frog1307
    @un_frog13075 жыл бұрын

    we should lock nice girls and nice guys in a room and see what happens

  • @jadeshea491

    @jadeshea491

    5 жыл бұрын

    Und3ad Frog both groups want people way out of their league, I bet it would be hilarious

  • @nahlotzul7851

    @nahlotzul7851

    5 жыл бұрын

    Omg, yes!

  • @jeremypedersen6894

    @jeremypedersen6894

    5 жыл бұрын

    WW3 in one solitary room would happen

  • @user-cr6nc9ls4b

    @user-cr6nc9ls4b

    5 жыл бұрын

    there would be the loudest argument ever between the least nice of both teams against all others in the room

  • @tesscrelli783

    @tesscrelli783

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant idea.

  • @bruhbaby4200
    @bruhbaby42006 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Sorrow is slowly going insane from these videos

  • @athenwalton

    @athenwalton

    6 жыл бұрын

    Avox What do you mean? He's already insane

  • @thr2648

    @thr2648

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yea

  • @Hys868

    @Hys868

    6 жыл бұрын

    Athen Walton yeah he has all those fucking voices in his head

  • @amuricuh6143

    @amuricuh6143

    6 жыл бұрын

    The niceness is consuming him

  • @zaya5360

    @zaya5360

    6 жыл бұрын

    He was insane from the beginning

  • @bumberton7958
    @bumberton79585 жыл бұрын

    "When bae sends you cute messages" Adorable little psychos, sendin' mean messages

  • @butterspike680
    @butterspike6804 жыл бұрын

    Girl: i dont even like u anymore Guy: k Girl: So you have chosen... death.

  • @WhatDaHeckIsThat
    @WhatDaHeckIsThat6 жыл бұрын

    I've noticed that a common thread among nicegirls is that whenever they get turned down, they always try to make it seem like they're completely above the guy's level. saying shit about how the guy is blowing his chance with her. Folks, don't ever date someone who thinks that they're above you, or tries to make you feel like you're below them. They're saying that so they can control you, don't listen to them

  • @sirsoftspoken

    @sirsoftspoken

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sound words!

  • @toastofcatbread3207

    @toastofcatbread3207

    6 жыл бұрын

    Great advice. Two people in a relationship are supposed to be equals.

  • @Leanormand

    @Leanormand

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think nobody can know at first if a person is a ''nicegirl/guy'' because when they start talking to you, you will only receive praises and shits like ''you perfect, don't ever change, love you, etc'' (it's still more easy to reconize "niceguy'' because they will act like fucking knights). I think the only way to figure this out is when you have a fight with them, that can be because you know that something was weird with the girl or for trivial reason like ''am i pretty/hot?, who is ''mom''? What did you fucking do yesterday?''. In any way, i don't know how people can remain calm when they have a fight with them, like are they deceive or didn't they have somewhat feelings for them? Because i know that i would definitly not act like a serious adult.

  • @Albus_Rex

    @Albus_Rex

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Angela Go back to /soc/

  • @caerys

    @caerys

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dio Uhh... what does that have to do with anything?

  • @dayc_
    @dayc_6 жыл бұрын

    Sorrow I want you to be my girl

  • @TheChickenRiceBowl

    @TheChickenRiceBowl

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daci J I was literally reading this right as it played.

  • @DOTFilthy

    @DOTFilthy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pol

  • @stooz238

    @stooz238

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheChickenRiceBowl same

  • @MrJreed1000

    @MrJreed1000

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daci J this makes me laugh.. 😄…

  • @justfred1121

    @justfred1121

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey Gud meme

  • @lolno7252
    @lolno72524 жыл бұрын

    I felt for that guy when she destroyed his Fallout 4 disc. War never changes......

  • @GreedAndSelfishness

    @GreedAndSelfishness

    4 жыл бұрын

    She did him a favor tbh

  • @joshayuniverse3538

    @joshayuniverse3538

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GreedAndSelfishness No one loves you

  • @pyjamadan9848
    @pyjamadan98484 жыл бұрын

    Him: she literally killed my entire family His best friend: So you broke her heart because she cared for you?

  • @dowinbread5416

    @dowinbread5416

    2 жыл бұрын

    I see...

  • @PhoenixGC89
    @PhoenixGC896 жыл бұрын

    "I am over 200lbs oh there it is" lmao

  • @CaptainDoomsday

    @CaptainDoomsday

    6 жыл бұрын

    But she carries it like a queen. You know, back in the olden days, obesity was considered attractive because it showed affluence.

  • @lordadorable7362

    @lordadorable7362

    6 жыл бұрын

    its not attractive anymore tho

  • @emmac3951

    @emmac3951

    5 жыл бұрын

    Captain Doomsday it shows you can't care for yourself. Its not attractive at all. But dont get me wrong, neither is being too thin, bc you're STILL not caring for yourself.

  • @ugh1230

    @ugh1230

    5 жыл бұрын

    Captain Doomsday that's, what? 90 kg? that's not obesity

  • @jinxd511

    @jinxd511

    5 жыл бұрын

    ugh its more like 100 anyway have you seen 90 kg female? Its different than 90 kg male its deffinetly obesity

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant20766 жыл бұрын

    “I’m over 200 Lb (pauses) THERE IT IS” 😂😂😂

  • @surrealboy1390

    @surrealboy1390

    6 жыл бұрын

    DJFaceplant20 The delivery was on point

  • @eurghunner

    @eurghunner

    6 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile in Europe "I'm over 200lb" *pauses and google 200lb to kg*

  • @lightrosebud

    @lightrosebud

    6 жыл бұрын

    its probably a lot

  • @eurghunner

    @eurghunner

    6 жыл бұрын

    90kg, btw, when will america adopt the metric system ? It's just more practical.

  • @ethansaltzman139

    @ethansaltzman139

    6 жыл бұрын

    Eurgh Chan NEVER HAHAHAHA SUFFER Joking

  • @YOURGIRL1769
    @YOURGIRL1769 Жыл бұрын

    Still watching after all this time. There is no one better at Reddit posts out there, you are seriously the best!

  • @mahks-pectith3179
    @mahks-pectith31793 жыл бұрын

    The "talk to me" at 10:28 was a scarily convincing girl voice

  • @keupajer
    @keupajer5 жыл бұрын

    The worst thing about the whole hight weight thing. It is possible to control your weight. Hight is not something you can do anything about.

  • @AngryKirbyHatesYou

    @AngryKirbyHatesYou

    5 жыл бұрын

    What about those rings that stretch your neck. Checkmate

  • @mstoop114

    @mstoop114

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Bell it wasn't stretching the neck, it was pushing the shoulders downwards so the neck would look longer. So no.

  • @spydersangel

    @spydersangel

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree but there is also medical conditions that cause major weight gain. Allso some people like heavier too as well as skinnier everyone has difference prefences

  • @Angi3_6

    @Angi3_6

    5 жыл бұрын

    People can wear heels.

  • @mulvana1569

    @mulvana1569

    5 жыл бұрын

    I get that; but everyone has their preferences. I personally don’t care if a guy is 6’0 or a girl is 5’7. I’d just PREFER for them to be taller than me lmao. But if they aren’t then that’s fine too

  • @vulpez650
    @vulpez6506 жыл бұрын

    I swear, the longer you do the whiny crazy chick voice, they get more and more possessed to the point of needing an exorcism.

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai38203 жыл бұрын

    6:06 "The many flags she carried were red, but he was colorblind"

  • @SunnyIntervalsORG
    @SunnyIntervalsORG4 жыл бұрын

    3:44 "I carry my weight like a damn queen!" Just the one?

  • @xri0tt

    @xri0tt

    4 жыл бұрын

    _Yeah, there it is._

  • @YourUncle8501

    @YourUncle8501

    4 жыл бұрын

    Buttmonkey BRUH😂

  • @zyaicob

    @zyaicob

    4 жыл бұрын

    She a strong queen

  • @Merilirem

    @Merilirem

    4 жыл бұрын

    There were some pretty fat royals.

  • @dangerdash4393

    @dangerdash4393

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like she'd make a great tank character in Dark Souls.

  • @bornofpixels
    @bornofpixels6 жыл бұрын

    Niceguys and Nicegirls seriously need to find each other.

  • @angelararara6350

    @angelararara6350

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Man of Derp I once saw at the library a nicegirl noticing a niceguy who was being nice for almost an hour with the girls at his table. He was absolutely disgusted she had the guts to be the one who flirted to him.

  • @JB-xl2jc

    @JB-xl2jc

    5 жыл бұрын

    God no, Earth cannot sustain that level of concentrated cringe

  • @bbqkazak7586

    @bbqkazak7586

    5 жыл бұрын

    not possible too easy

  • @kaytamurray

    @kaytamurray

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or any combination there of

  • @allyxx2128

    @allyxx2128

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm nice guy looking for nice girl with nice bobs and vegana

  • @TXRider
    @TXRider5 жыл бұрын

    11:13 Because co-dependence, manipulation, and emotional abuse is so romantic. Dirty pool, fictional best friend.

  • @MissCaraMint

    @MissCaraMint

    5 жыл бұрын

    TXRider Don’t know why that one bothered me the most. Maybe it’s the idea of a "friend" making excuses for someone who appears to be toxic.

  • @therealMrA

    @therealMrA

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@MissCaraMint Guys don't talk like this to each other in actuality lol. I don't think it was written for guys since a man would need to have zero male interaction in his life to believe and/or sympathize with what the "best friend" is saying.

  • @MissCaraMint

    @MissCaraMint

    5 жыл бұрын

    Andrew A Obviously it’s a construct, no one talks like that, but it still bothers me.

  • @boopsboops7692

    @boopsboops7692

    5 жыл бұрын

    My response to that entire segment was the meme of “they got us in the first half not gonna lie”

  • @terra_the_nightingale135

    @terra_the_nightingale135

    4 жыл бұрын

    TXRider honestly I hate the whole clingy thing. I had to agree with the dude making “excuses” and I hated the feeling it gave that the girl gives him everything too like what kind of shit xD

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches3 жыл бұрын

    She was a rainbow He was colorblind Also the rainbow was on fire He also had other vision problems She was on fire These two people never met *And yet there was a spark...*

  • @plushywoah6271
    @plushywoah62714 жыл бұрын

    Fiona was so in love with sherk and he loved her more for who she was, the side of herself she hated, that love transformed her into an ogre ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @spaghettihoes3373
    @spaghettihoes33735 жыл бұрын

    Nicegirls: did you just breath in that girls direction You're CHEATING on me

  • @michaelholtz599

    @michaelholtz599

    5 жыл бұрын

    What a wonderful profile picture to go along with your comment.

  • @boopsboops7692

    @boopsboops7692

    5 жыл бұрын

    What? You played a video game? F[lipping burgers] THAT DAT SH[ow biz] GOT TO GO SON *KARATAY CHOP!* Trapped-in-this-relationship male:WHAT THE ACTUAL F[lipping burgers] Female:you played a fun activity that you enjoy that dose not involve me! What? You can’t stand that? Well then YOUR JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS! GOTTA GO AND GET ME MY IMAGINARY DEVIENT ART BOYFREIND LATER LOOZER YOU GO PAY FOR YOUR NOW BROKEN SWITCH AND REPLAY ALL THAT PROGRESS YOU SPENT HOURS AND HOURS ON DOING! YEEEEEEEEEE [small message:you can replace male and female with there respective opposites and it’s the same thing.] for people who think this is a good way to handle a relationship, get help]

  • @dekelyosifon

    @dekelyosifon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice Girl: DID YOU JUST BREATHE IN THAT GIRL’S DIRECTION? Me: W-What? We’re having dinner at my parents house, that’s my mom!

  • @9suicune8
    @9suicune86 жыл бұрын

    i've had the misfortune of talking to "nice girls" back in high school, who'd demand so much from their boyfriends and constantly look through their phones to see if they were talking to other girls. whenever i'd say 'hey maybe you guys shouldn't bc that's kind of a shitty thing to do' they'd just come up with more excuses. If you're so insecure about someone cheating on you that the partner can't even TALK to other people without you being controlling and invasive, maybe you shouldn't be in a relationship at all so you can re-evaluate yourself and not potentially fuck up other people.

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles3 жыл бұрын

    Dude my bf talks about his celebrity crushes and I talk about mine. I've told him about people I know that I find attractive, and he's done the same. Your partner doesn't have to think you're the only good looking person out there to only love you. That's just weird.

  • @rheaganelaine
    @rheaganelaine3 жыл бұрын

    “She was a rainbow... but he was color blind” 14 year olds everywhere: YAS 👏🏼 so deep

  • @Alicia-lo9gl
    @Alicia-lo9gl6 жыл бұрын

    "She was a rainbow, but he was colourblind" What halsey lyric is this

  • @broadwayzjm5257

    @broadwayzjm5257

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alicia Is A Dork lmfaoooo

  • @minaraonic440

    @minaraonic440

    6 жыл бұрын

    This comment is so underrated

  • @samj4820

    @samj4820

    6 жыл бұрын

    U R B A N

  • @kenflesher6672

    @kenflesher6672

    6 жыл бұрын

    Archer Gaming the word is spelt differently in other countries

  • @angryastartes1702

    @angryastartes1702

    6 жыл бұрын

    What does that mean anyway!

  • @bmsvg7356
    @bmsvg73565 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else get pissed off when you saw the snapped disk?

  • @diobrando5993

    @diobrando5993

    5 жыл бұрын

    Marty Mcmarty nah cus it was xbox

  • @crackedemerald4930

    @crackedemerald4930

    5 жыл бұрын

    That was cut

  • @mopbuckets4734

    @mopbuckets4734

    5 жыл бұрын

    that was cut.

  • @adityyuh

    @adityyuh

    5 жыл бұрын

    Like I'm not even a gamer but I was pissed. She's the fucking abuser.

  • @IrvingIV

    @IrvingIV

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fallout 4 is kinda fun, though. I tried it like 3 times.

  • @mrmistyeyes4338
    @mrmistyeyes43383 жыл бұрын

    The point of Shrek: Love doesn't see outer beauty and inner beauty is what matters; everyone deserves love Nicegirl: omg all men do is take 🙄

  • @LesterMoe26
    @LesterMoe264 жыл бұрын

    "Seriously Donkey was with a dragon and nobody complained"

  • @RegularStupidPeople
    @RegularStupidPeople6 жыл бұрын

    His best friend was Samantha in disguise

  • @rebelassassin4427

    @rebelassassin4427

    6 жыл бұрын

    suri berardi No way, that was too calm to be Samantha. 😂

  • @thanosgaming625

    @thanosgaming625

    6 жыл бұрын

    suri berardi THE SAMANTHA HEXALOGY

  • @ozziekins_

    @ozziekins_

    6 жыл бұрын

    Samantha strikes again.

  • @wolfplush7879

    @wolfplush7879

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh dear loRd

  • @joaquinlopezrinasz5914

    @joaquinlopezrinasz5914

    6 жыл бұрын

    Samamamamantha

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack58746 жыл бұрын

    I can’t wait for the comments saying “oh it was fallout 4 so it wasn’t a loss”

  • @tomjc8177

    @tomjc8177

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pajamapants Jack at least it wasn’t Fallout 3 😂

  • @pajamapantsjack5874

    @pajamapantsjack5874

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tippy Toasty Toes I know right

  • @aquariumstatik8497

    @aquariumstatik8497

    6 жыл бұрын

    At least it wasn't New Vegas

  • @pajamapantsjack5874

    @pajamapantsjack5874

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fun is Infinite *R e a l s h i t ?*

  • @bumblebee9010

    @bumblebee9010

    6 жыл бұрын

    At least it wasn't Fallout 4 Game of the Year Edition :)

  • @scoot-scoot51341
    @scoot-scoot513413 жыл бұрын

    Gosh, my mom had a boyfriend like some of these "nice girls". He was actually an old friend of hers who she went out with as a short term thing. Keep in mind, she wasn't looking for something serious at the time. She just wanted to spend time with her friend, have fun, and go on a date, but he wanted something more. He wasn't crazy clingy and insecure, but it was enough for my mom to say, "Yeah, no." Needless to say, that relationship lasted exactly a week. Ironically, she met my dad three weeks later. TL;DR - I'm here today because my mom dodged a bullet back in the 90s. :)

  • @starry7864
    @starry78644 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see that faces you make while you pull off those accents :p

  • @treesandbees423
    @treesandbees4235 жыл бұрын

    The worst part is that there are some people out there who don't know what toxic is yet and fall for some of those tricks

  • @preetidas9511

    @preetidas9511

    5 жыл бұрын

    So true 😔

  • @Red-hm8cd
    @Red-hm8cd6 жыл бұрын

    I am over 200 poun- hehe there it is- I am over 200 pounds...

  • @littlestan6625

    @littlestan6625

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jacob McEntire I died at that part XD

  • @eatmyphatphuckingass

    @eatmyphatphuckingass

    6 жыл бұрын

    KiaraVanwood please tell me you're joking lmao

  • @DOTFilthy

    @DOTFilthy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cel Este Wooosh

  • @eatmyphatphuckingass

    @eatmyphatphuckingass

    6 жыл бұрын

    GHG playzs There was no whoosh lmao

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
    @nevergonnagiveyouup11803 жыл бұрын

    8:15 The entire message of that was that Fiona’s beauty doesn’t matter and that shrek loved her for who she is, stereotypically beautiful or not. Like that’s an actual example of a good guy and you “nice girls” still find a way to take some of the best messages to make it seem like men are bad.

  • @lilla1146
    @lilla11464 жыл бұрын

    I love the music in the background. I can imagine a little restaurant on the corner of the street playing this music, and they have a happy little chef there who is friends with everyone who comes in and is like "Hello~! The usual then?"

  • @acrazystranger7316
    @acrazystranger73166 жыл бұрын

    you should do some r/im14andthisisdeep it’s exactly what it sounds like

  • @michaelmaffei8139

    @michaelmaffei8139

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure it's not what I think

  • @pluto3194

    @pluto3194

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael Maffei Who knows, maybe it is?

  • @takeastepback3333

    @takeastepback3333

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael Maffei That's the first time I've legitimately laughed cause of a comment in a while ,

  • @nickkohlmann

    @nickkohlmann

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kyūkyoku no Zabieru xD

  • @venandisicarius32

    @venandisicarius32

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael Maffei I hope it's not what I think

  • @Peepz
    @Peepz5 жыл бұрын

    The fairly odd parents episode consists of Timmy wishing that him and his crush were the only two people on earth, but it turns out she's a psycho. I think someone gets run over with a lawn mower in that episode too but that's besides the point. Edit: thanks for the likes :))

  • @lilhypnotique

    @lilhypnotique

    5 жыл бұрын

    p33p She tried run him over with a lawn mower, shoot him with a ball machine, shoot missiles at him, and finally at the end slice him up with the dorsal blade of a helicopter.

  • @blender11th

    @blender11th

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hold on didnt mark appear cos "on earth" and he had to wish for them to be the only 2 people in the universe?

  • @lilhypnotique

    @lilhypnotique

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mordred 3132 Yep

  • @Pundae

    @Pundae

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad that people still remember this show

  • @WinterStar333animaljam

    @WinterStar333animaljam

    5 жыл бұрын

    WHAT EPISODE DOES TRIXIE GO MAD TELL ME

  • @mistermidnight1823
    @mistermidnight18234 жыл бұрын

    Notice how all these "nice girls" use "your" when they mean "you're..."

  • @kimifw58

    @kimifw58

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's just everyone. The whole world is on a mission to make the English even more broken than it already is.

  • @mrtruman4339

    @mrtruman4339

    4 жыл бұрын

    The nicegirls are a hive mind.

  • @KashyaCharsi

    @KashyaCharsi

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice Guys are also too passionate for grammar.

  • @n3v3rg01ngback
    @n3v3rg01ngback3 жыл бұрын

    Nice guy: Women aren’t allowed to have options. Nice girl: Men aren’t allowed to have other interests.

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