"Can I request a butthole pic?" "Definitely not." "Oh dang, ok." I am glad to see what we are becoming more cultured and polite as a society.

@robynhoodie

5 жыл бұрын

r/niceguys have conditioned me to appreciate those who take no for an answer.

@inkystix5327

5 жыл бұрын

Ram Kitten BuTtHoLe PiC

@themurph930

5 жыл бұрын

That was the exact point I hit subscribe

@abramo7700

5 жыл бұрын

May I request a photograph posted on to this text chat, specifically, a photograph of the anus area, and preferably the buttocks, found below the back of the human body, and above the leg area?

@elvingearmasterirma7241

5 жыл бұрын

@@abramo7700 Whoa slow down buddy with the flowery English, this aint the early 1900s. (But it made my day)

"You don't need to resort to lying now. We should resolve this like mature adults" *fakes a physical therapy appointment to get Rachel to talk to him*

@voidaspects9173

5 жыл бұрын

What even was that guy's plan? Like, if his plan had worked, he just got a message with a single number in it. What was the next step? What was he hoping to accomplish?

@Vooblebooble

5 жыл бұрын

@@voidaspects9173 I want to try and figure out what his plan would've been... but at the same time I don't

@unclecreepy7025

5 жыл бұрын

His goal: If he replies with 0, he says “can I send you one last reminder? Remember, I will always love you.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes. If she replies with 2, he says “ok, but please don’t cancel the love we have for each other. I know you feel the same way I do.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes. If she replies with 1, he will say “send nudes”.

@Gamdursol

5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Creepy “Win her heart with compliments about her body” Heh, yup, Uncle Creepy sounds about right.

@tylerdanielewicz297

5 жыл бұрын

I like how it was read like 343 Guilty Spark “Oh! Hello!”

“ThAts juST PeTTy” Acts like a bot to talk to Rachel

@Username-or9nr

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Smith tru

@DannyDog27

5 жыл бұрын

You sausage-roll-looking twat. Go get a fockin johb

@rhinoprime9395

4 жыл бұрын

@@DannyDog27 eh

@jeweerly2319

4 жыл бұрын

@@DannyDog27 what

@DannyDog27

4 жыл бұрын

LordSquarey Referencing Matt’s pfp

i love how he hearted "btw you have nice cheekbones"

@hankstranagalwilly6777

4 жыл бұрын

same

@thesuperdoge2476

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Jones ok boomer

@vjapple3083

4 жыл бұрын

mild bobby sauce Almost redeemed himself

@jeweerly2319

4 жыл бұрын

what the fuck is happening here

@ReiAnikaAyanami

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeweerly2319 not sure either

That "Ok liberal" surprised me, it came outta nowhere.

@TheG_Boy

5 жыл бұрын

It fucking killed me

@basilides4648

5 жыл бұрын

Probably fake

@GorpaDorpOrp

5 жыл бұрын

Repressed homosex if true

@connor-wm9wy

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheG_Boy *honk*

@arthurmorgan1989

5 жыл бұрын

I think vagina queef made me laugh

"I like you." "Why?"

@cliffdweller990

5 жыл бұрын

@@arealhuman826 why?

@babyskittles420

5 жыл бұрын

Do you like me? ^_^

@serenakoehler1344

5 жыл бұрын

@@babyskittles420 no UwU

@vwlz8637

5 жыл бұрын

beccause I am lonely

@WorldGoods

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it be like that

"I like you." *"why?"*

@xfirexrainx6668

4 жыл бұрын

*Speech 100*

@Burning_DK

3 жыл бұрын

I think if a girl ever told me she liked me I would ask her the same question

@gordid4770

3 жыл бұрын

@@Burning_DK can confirm, i did this once, take my advice and dont. They won't stop liking you, but they'll get mad

@Merpsicles

3 жыл бұрын

@@gordid4770 I did this to my boyfriend but that turned out well

@Burning_DK

3 жыл бұрын

@@NBFGTA4 Why?

That’s some creepy stalker level stuff if he’s pretending to be an automated message just to have a reply from his ex

5:06 5 in Thai is "Ha" so when people type "555555555" It means "Hahahaha".

@NothingXemnas

5 жыл бұрын

If he was already typing in English, why not type "lmao"? rofl

@MrBlack252

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck Thai. 5 is 5

@bruh-lg6ch

5 жыл бұрын

NothingXemnas maybe he’s used to it

@GlitchDude

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrBlack252 No, five is literally "ha" in Thai

@jimmykeochinda1173

5 жыл бұрын

@@NothingXemnas my cousins and his friends who are to but learn enlgish instesd still use 5 when they text in english. probably cause its easier.

"Rachel is the most beautiful woman I've ever met, and I want her back more than anything" Ok, Ross.

@leafyismyfuckingdaddyhailt6463

5 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes.

@phantomaviator1318

5 жыл бұрын

ROSS™

@Kirsten4260

5 жыл бұрын

*W E wEre oN a BReAK* _GET OFF MY SISTAAAAAAAAAAA_

@madibrown2892

5 жыл бұрын

This is actually the real ending to friends. NBC cut it bc they were afraid of ross and Rachels TRUE relationship

That “we know you’re there” to Rachel shook my soul a little smfh

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

like. what was he trying to accomplish with that bit??? that's just asking for a restraining order skdhidhdjdvjd

@Cera_01

3 жыл бұрын

...we? That's so haunting

☯️👀🔥🧘‍♂️🧘💦🐉⚽ Gets em every time

@DrSuperLuigiSeth1

4 жыл бұрын

What did you just say about my mother? Man, this is why everyone liked Sans over you XD

@ninjabunny101

4 жыл бұрын

i feel like death

@Nutlicker683

3 жыл бұрын

your beautiful

@evangillespie7922

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Terry Bogard

@Liggliluff

3 жыл бұрын

_Excuuuuse_ me! It is actually: ☯️👀🔥🧘‍♂️🧘🏻‍♀️💦🐉⚽

That Rachel one made me feel like I was having a stroke. 10/10

@blackanimecat2

5 жыл бұрын

Did they... pretend to be an appointment bot to get someone to respond?

@g.ferreira6745

5 жыл бұрын

@@blackanimecat2 I think the answer is yes

@vojtechmartinek

5 жыл бұрын

@@blackanimecat2 i guess so... it fucked with my head a little

@fragrantiamella

5 жыл бұрын

I get those appointment texts and it scared the shit out of me

@MrBlack252

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah nice face. Wtf

Captain here. The "55555" at 5:08 is the equivalent of "hahaha" in Thailand because the number 5 is pronounced "ha". It's used all the time.

@CaptainDoomsday

5 жыл бұрын

F I V E S

@dontknowwhatiam2872

5 жыл бұрын

You sir are a real one

@glados9298

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that supposed to be "wkwkwk" ? Or is that Indonesia?

@rustyshackleford111

5 жыл бұрын

@@glados9298 That's Indonesian, my guy.

@glados9298

5 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford111 thank you, comrade

“I like you” “Why?” “Because I am lonely” Sounds like a couple of my past relationships.

@xfirexrainx6668

4 жыл бұрын

My marriage started like that, she is currently single now 😂

@rorokhorosho

4 жыл бұрын

Garret Davidson that sucks, you good?

@rorokhorosho

3 жыл бұрын

disabled account your name is not very accurate, huh

@tomfoolery9280

3 жыл бұрын

GUYS ITS RACHEl

@screamingperson999

3 жыл бұрын

Shit, I hope you guys are doing better

The Rachel segment felt like a robot slowing gaining sentience and brutally slowing torturing a man.

@DrSpaceman69

11 ай бұрын

Lol yes

"btw you have nice cheekbones" *2 seconds later* *"I BET YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA"*

@TheG_Boy

5 жыл бұрын

Ok L I B E R A L

@DrKevlar

5 жыл бұрын

Cheebones

@miasmi4422

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't know they made text bots more anti-liberal. Technology truely is advancing.

@alexeysaranchev6118

5 жыл бұрын

It's like complementing a car's nice painting condition, but after you open the door you realise there were some people dead inside. This man is the same: has nice cheekbones, yet all disgusting and rotting liberal inside.

@halcyon1644

5 жыл бұрын

Alexey Saranchev wut

"the one coming from samurai and geisha ancestors" _AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_

@Yoseqlo1

5 жыл бұрын

That's insulting to both, cats and samurais.

@josebenardi1554

5 жыл бұрын

I had to give myself a minute to deal with the cringe.

@leahmontgo

5 жыл бұрын

It physically hurt...I think I pulled a muscle cringing

@babyskittles420

5 жыл бұрын

My brain split in half to relief the cringe pressure.

@MagisterialVoyager

5 жыл бұрын

I cringe so hard I can already feel my next reincarnation cringing over that. :)))

Roses are red My neighbor's name is Ben You have nice cheekbones *Ok liberal don't respond then*

@Brock73

5 жыл бұрын

@MatthewToasty he is

@snake4322

5 жыл бұрын

Indian man destroys liberal by saying he's hot with facts and logic

@pickles4613

5 жыл бұрын

*no*

@LVoidtheEndless

5 жыл бұрын

MatthewToasty No he’s sans undertale

@planterbox

5 жыл бұрын

Lachlan Lord of All Things Crispy Sans shapiro Sans shapiro Sans shapiro

7:01 has happened to me. Friend said "sorry if I dont interact a lot, my grandfather just died" and I sent a pic of a DBZ characters bare ass

@NaschAzure

5 жыл бұрын

What the fuck

@ice0re595

4 жыл бұрын

Me on a spiritual level

@imaginaryboy2000

4 жыл бұрын

Vegeta or Goku?

@bruhmomentos5203

4 жыл бұрын

@@imaginaryboy2000 vegeta has one hell of an ass in his buu arc atire, so imma guess vegeta

@squishycheeks4152

4 жыл бұрын

*extra oof*

Most respectable guy in this Him:May I request a butthole pic? Her:Def not Him:lol dang ok That is exactly how you strike out with dignity u don’t gotta be weird about it

@FrenkTheJoy

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, freaking the hell out and insulting the girl's appearance, personality, friends, family, and future is definitely the best way to deal with getting rejected.

@MrBlack252

5 жыл бұрын

The guy wants to look at a damn butthole. I dont care who it is nobody wants to see a close up of anyone's assholes I don't give a fuck who's asshole it is. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

@tramanon-2347

5 жыл бұрын

The Impartial Savage so???? You gonna send your asshole or what

@brad8002

5 жыл бұрын

As if asking for a random butthole pic isn’t weird lol

@andrebrynkus2055

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, the two dudes talking about the sick brother were much more respectful.

I loved the way he said “no” like Squidward

@lizcaroline6284

4 жыл бұрын

I dropped on the floor when he said the last 'no'

@imroxxxyandrewsand-344

4 жыл бұрын

NoOoOo

@builtdifferent3311

4 жыл бұрын

*No*

@hostile-elf

4 жыл бұрын

it makes me picture squidward getting constant unwarranted thirsty texts and he's jaded by it

@Latham06

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone put a timestamp for whnw this happened

“Ok Liberal, I bet you voted for Obama” Why does politics always have to barge into everything?

@Andre_APM

4 жыл бұрын

Because Rachel is the most beautiful woman they have ever met

@BanHelsing

4 жыл бұрын

Thats how americans roll

@ghulam237

4 жыл бұрын

@Callum Booth Rachel fucking breaks the ground of politics with "Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself"

@DLBBALL

4 жыл бұрын

S C I guess it’s just the “Americanization” of the Internet, where America feels to Americans like the centre of the world. That’s why you end up with amusing situations where someone assumes someone else’s political stance only to get told “I’m Swedish” or something. I’m Canadian, but you never hear someone on KZread talking about our Prime Minister unless it’s a Canadian news channel. But you always somehow end up with American politics on idk, videos about the manufacture of batteries?

@atlasdusk6341

4 жыл бұрын

@@BanHelsing nah that's just how politics roll, it has nothing to do with where you're from

The loooong pauses really add that extra layer of 'kill me now'

That repeated Squidward-esque "No" just about killed me. 🖤

@MrBlack252

5 жыл бұрын

Good

@thatladoverthere7075

5 жыл бұрын

no

@dragongempeltus0122

5 жыл бұрын

no

@sagefm808

5 жыл бұрын

no

@ImaniWoodward

5 жыл бұрын

No

So apparently when the "automated system" said "Okay Liberal" it turned on my google assistant like wtf

@LeEpicSRG

5 жыл бұрын

Google is liberal confirm!?!!?!?!!!?!!1

@always_edc9112

5 жыл бұрын

I total just said that to my g home to see 🤣

@lightningthebeast

5 жыл бұрын

@@always_edc9112 Does it work ¿

@taintwasher3703

3 жыл бұрын

Google exposed

i lost it at the discord gay wolves one asjjx

@ghulam237

4 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE GAY FOR READING MY POST ABOUT BEING GAY_whoever made the post

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghulam237 hrm but what does it say when you're the one who sent the post?? does that make you gay too?????? hrmmn

2:23 Homie *inhales* This ain't Rachel

@ice0re595

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like it but it's at 69

@gabrielzarazua7430

4 жыл бұрын

The power can all be destroyed with a single touch

@imroxxxyandrewsand-344

4 жыл бұрын

When I read that I saw the spongebob "BOI" meme

"Can I kiss your body?" *(Squidward intensifies)* *NO*

@ajoajoajoaj

5 жыл бұрын

Are you sure?

@micheal5117

5 жыл бұрын

no

@Vioioioio

5 жыл бұрын

I L I K E S Q U I D W A R D

@graysodacan

5 жыл бұрын

the likes are at 666 so im not liking it-

@fluffy-hellhound

5 жыл бұрын

@@ajoajoajoaj Yes

"the one coming from big samurai and geisha ancestors" this guy clowning

@mariuszj3826

5 жыл бұрын

You could tell he watches anime.

@tigershark8867

5 жыл бұрын

His "nodachi" is more like a wakizashi to me.

@The_Bird_Bird_Harder

5 жыл бұрын

@@tigershark8867 Oh, oh, that Japan burn. OH!

@inkystix5327

5 жыл бұрын

Audiodump yall i think he dropped his clown license can somebody go pick it up?

@saber2802

5 жыл бұрын

@@tigershark8867 Nah, a Tanto!

The way he said “No” in response to “do you want to see my body” is what made me laugh the hardest. It’s a whole mood lol

the rachel one reminds me of when, for the first few months of having my phone, i got countless wrong number texts all looking for someone named rachel. i actually got a ton of info on what she was like. she was a seamstress who put out an advertisement for some ties and also she apparently rejected some guy named dave who was desperately in love with her

@thedeekabides

Жыл бұрын

You have nice cheekbones

@kodiibearv

Жыл бұрын

i also got a lot of wrong numbers asking for someone named rachel?????? is this just like a thing that happens???? i got a voicemail from her grandparents singing her happy birthday, and then they forgot to turn the voicemail off so it just stayed on the line for three very awkward minutes. it was honestly kinda sweet.

@Lasizie

Жыл бұрын

Two years in, the hospital still calls looking for Diana.

@mackback319

Жыл бұрын

​@@kodiibearv you have nice cheekbones

God damnit Sorrow your "Ok Liberal" triggered my google assistant

@g.ferreira6745

5 жыл бұрын

Google is liberal confirmed Edit: I tried it and mine wasn't triggered D:

@hellsheathen214

5 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as an "OK" liberal.

@thes.wilsonchannel203

5 жыл бұрын

Hells Heathen should i be surprised that you have playlists with country and lynyrd skynyrd music

@victornoel36

5 жыл бұрын

Even as a conservative, I think that was rude.

@thes.wilsonchannel203

5 жыл бұрын

Victor Noel i was just confused, by what made them think they were a liberal and by the fact that someone that works for a therapist insulted someone

"Do yew wahnt to see mah bodeh?" The voices. Oh lord. I can't. Thank you for all you do for this world.

@MOTHHMAN

5 жыл бұрын

@B. Liss He reminds me of that voice idubbbz does, absolutely hilarious

@bradleybaker976

5 жыл бұрын

CozyJuniper IT DOES LMAOOO

Wow, the creepy Rachel dude’s messages had more twists than M Night Shyamalan’s filmography.

drew is actually pretty fine i mean hmu

@sefsprite

4 жыл бұрын

Antônio de Assis that’s gay ngl

@sylophone

4 жыл бұрын

@@sefsprite 🥵

@deesenuts8730

3 жыл бұрын

tvtropesfan thats the point. I'll woosh myself thanks lmfao

@antonioteles5169

3 жыл бұрын

@@sefsprite so am i smh

@Mothlord03

3 жыл бұрын

God yes

Man, Sorrow doing the weirded out girl sounds so genuine sometimes Damn the one with the military spouse is depressing

@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa

5 жыл бұрын

Naji Bro Yeah. To be honest, I would probably take the job just because it made me feel so sad for her.

@ggboi7086

4 жыл бұрын

@@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa same its just heart clenching

@CoolJoshido212

4 жыл бұрын

Naji Bro yup.

@_Funaroma

4 жыл бұрын

CrazyGreenFluff SHE makes that much. Technically she didn’t specify how much HE made. Definitely guilt tripping tho

@alioc3298

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don’t buy it. She makes $12 an hour, but what about her husband?? It’s not like you don’t get paid in the military

F in the chat for the Ill brother Edit: thank you for paying respeccs in the chat

@holofech9744

5 жыл бұрын

F

@JukeTD

5 жыл бұрын

F 🤙

@Haydn8oR

5 жыл бұрын

F

@Esitaro3670

5 жыл бұрын

f

@callmefaye2529

5 жыл бұрын

f

Is that ‘strippers pay me ‘ post from hardrock nick ? Lol

@zyaicob

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@donkeyhobo34

3 жыл бұрын

I love you

Can’t wait to say “Why?” to any future confessions

@JokeHatesItHere

3 жыл бұрын

You act like you'll ever get any of those

@jav8094

3 жыл бұрын

The Only Joke Here Is Me As a woman, it’s just part of everyday life unfortunately

@CaptainDoomsday

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, I don't know how to write in Patrick Star's voice. i love you.

@PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna

3 жыл бұрын

@@jav8094 I LOVE YOU!

@screamingperson999

3 жыл бұрын

Notice me senpai!

Aha, when he said "Ok liberal" my phones okay Google turned on

@Xezian

5 жыл бұрын

Ok liberal Define gay

@memememr46

5 жыл бұрын

X to doubt

@lurchimoser5103

5 жыл бұрын

Happened to me too

@JesseFaux

5 жыл бұрын

ONE Introducing the new *Google Liberal* for your home!

"Damn is it bad?" "Yup" ... 🤙🤙🤙🤙

@mhesus

5 жыл бұрын

😎😎🤙🤙

@willsniff4644

5 жыл бұрын

🤙🤙😎😎🤑😫😩

@mhesus

5 жыл бұрын

😎😎🤙😭😭🤑😔😃🗿

@princemacky461

5 жыл бұрын

👈😎🤘

@inkystix5327

5 жыл бұрын

Vincent Castro 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤙🤙🤙🤙

Oh wow 3:42 is me lol

@tuffylaw

4 жыл бұрын

I knew that was you!

@brianrodriguez8282

3 жыл бұрын

55555555555555555555555555555

@dyzaaster

3 жыл бұрын

thats a really cute cat

@user-ed1by1vy3x

3 жыл бұрын

haa yess I recognised you didn’t believe that you were there

@bubby632

3 жыл бұрын

why were you talking to a woman like that?

At 11:57 I accidentally pressed play on my headphones which made "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails start playing and I listened to the otter part of the song thinking it was just a VERY long gag

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

4 жыл бұрын

this is now the funniest thing on here

7:14 *J. K. Rowling has entered the chat*

@balls2605

5 жыл бұрын

*O N E I S G A Y T H E O T H E R O N E I S G A Y Y O U A R E G A Y*

@cliffdweller990

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, that was Jay Gay Broling.

@babyskittles420

5 жыл бұрын

Has anyone ever met an homosexual wolf?

@jakes1566

5 жыл бұрын

@@babyskittles420 at one point in the millions of years people have been around, probably

@ihave0likesonmycomments111

5 жыл бұрын

7:22

How I found out I was gay: My neighbor told me that my wolves sound gay.

@cnocee

5 жыл бұрын

were they inside you? were there two?

@mallow2069

5 жыл бұрын

@@cnocee Yeah, apparently every time I fall asleep they start barking.

@ReformedCatfish

5 жыл бұрын

@@mallow2069 you are secretly the third wolf howling like the beast _within_

@mallow2069

5 жыл бұрын

@@ReformedCatfish So... Would that mean that in all levels except physical... I am a wolf?

@folbykleetwood7462

5 жыл бұрын

@@mallow2069 *bark*

The military wife had me sad cringing. The poor baby! 😭

@iSMILEasAcureForUSal

4 жыл бұрын

Parkour Pickle ikr! That’s so mean. She probably has it so hard and genuinely needed help and instead of being sensitive to her needs that person was so ungrateful. That just makes me so angry and I wanna give the wife a hug.

@raf4320

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, call me heartless but I wouldn't work 5 hours for that wage. It just seems unfair for the opposite party

@JokeHatesItHere

3 жыл бұрын

@@raf4320 they could just not take the job instead of being rude about even if it was for their mom but considering the wife get 12 an hour there isn't much she can pay and she's doing 20 and hour

@BartimaeusTrilogyFan

3 жыл бұрын

@@raf4320 Then don't respond to the ad at all, or just say you won't be able to make that work politely. No need to shame someone who's obviously in a bad spot and can't do anything about it.

@yourmum69_420

3 жыл бұрын

@@BartimaeusTrilogyFan if 12$ an hour is so terrible, why should someone else work for 4$ an hour for her??

7:49 So we're just not going to talk about how the pic is apparently from a website called *Jailbait Gallery*

@ice0re595

4 жыл бұрын

DUDE I KNOW, IDK WHY NOBODY ELSE IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT

@Ryan-sf8nf

4 жыл бұрын

That’s kinda the whole point, the guy like declared his love for an underaged girl on jailbait gallery...

@chriswendi3825

4 жыл бұрын

I think the reason it was funny was because the website is called jailbait gallery. Of course no one’s talking about it, it’s kinda the entire punchline

@creeperhunterD

2 жыл бұрын

@@chriswendi3825 No it isn't...

@tidepodpadthai2633

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that that's even a site apparently is crazy

Yin yang. Eyes. Fire. Leotard, leotard. Drip. Dragon. Soccerball. Your beautiful.

@infinity_0016

5 жыл бұрын

_My beautiful?_

@fatorangebastard

5 жыл бұрын

InfinitY_001 NO! IT’S MINE! >:( KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS TO YOU’RE SELF!

@PTEC

5 жыл бұрын

poetry

@brooked982

5 жыл бұрын

@@fatorangebastard I thought I wasn't self!

@regularshow960

5 жыл бұрын

Such a touching poem

"do you want to see my body?" I almost spit my drink everywhere

@phantomaviator1318

5 жыл бұрын

69 likes 😎

@sidh1135

4 жыл бұрын

b r i d e t i t t y

@milesknowlton5887

4 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

@deathlizard3047

4 жыл бұрын

@@sidh1135 *MARRIAGE MILK*

@deutschesmaedchen

4 жыл бұрын

*spat

That first one was actually strangely wholesome

"I like you." "Why?" *SAME.*

if someone sent u a message like this 555555555 that probably mean they are thai .Because in Thailand the number 5 is pronounced ha

@Catastropheshe

5 жыл бұрын

Whoa, nice

@georgethakur

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing

@phantomaviator1318

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@asdfghjklzxcvbnm6874

5 жыл бұрын

this dude keep sending me "I want to 69 u" what does it meant?

@sparkz6349

5 жыл бұрын

i have ascended to Godhood Later, foolish mortals! I have learned new things on a universal level!! 55555555555!!!!!!

Sorrow TV: okay so I need to make an outro for this Sorrow TV: Sorrow TV: Sorrow TV: *sings another version of All Star*

@swallowtail4391

5 жыл бұрын

...i am....i feel lost

@yulbrynner8293

4 жыл бұрын

@@swallowtail4391 the world is pepperoni

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

@@yulbrynner8293 i had some salami in my shed

Dude legit managed to extend a p sound I'm impressed

To be fair abt the two wolves, you're gay meme, homeboy *did* wait a whole ass hour

5:08 I’m pretty sure that’s because in Thai the word for five is ‘ha’, so Thai people use 555 instead of hahaha

@VoidPants

5 жыл бұрын

Dylan Chouinard 555555555

@Amerplaygames

5 жыл бұрын

Dylan Chouinard 55555555

@kleptrep94

5 жыл бұрын

You would've thought that he would've put that bit at 5:55 in the video but no.

"Drips, dragon, soccer ball....your beautiful" Random cringe

@babyskittles420

5 жыл бұрын

My mom walked into my room and then just walked out after she heard that. (Nr)

@lemonsucker2603

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry but... you’re

9:10 the voice he did for this one killed me

mAn, if i had a *_OOF_* *uH- niCKeL **_I MEANT NiCKEL_*

@fops.5178

4 жыл бұрын

oh god oh fuck sorrow sai-

*I DONT PAY STRIPPERS THEY PAY ME*

@synphilia4776

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't that make you the stripper

@polaroidandroidjeff6383

5 жыл бұрын

@@synphilia4776 oh my I really didn't think this joke through

@missesyourjokes2076

5 жыл бұрын

@@synphilia4776 better watch your back stepping on my turf

@synphilia4776

5 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you I don't have a back

9:25 "lol dang okay" I'm screaming lmao

2:26 Still not convinced that Rachel wasn't the one texting... That picture was obviously taken by someone else, both of the dudes hands are in the picture.

@zyaicob

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm saying imagine the absolute troll

@JoHarryDaddee

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he used a timer, although i like the idea of Rachel taking that pic 😄

@hanthonyc

4 жыл бұрын

legit?? i've totally had a creep do this to me (sadly he didn't fake being a text bot) and I legit used (with permission ofc) a pic of my friend to say it wasn't me. for context, he has contacted my family on social media instead when I don't respond. fucker was crazy.

@gezi5927

4 жыл бұрын

chemical brrn oof, i hope something like that never happens to me

@drnogueiras8783

3 жыл бұрын

Or he just happens to have a girlfriend...

See Sorrow just has a nice voice in general. It's adorable that he can do so many. I love when he sings too. Imagine being married to this man. It sounds really fun.

@shannons3419

4 жыл бұрын

"Sorrow has a nice voice in general" Yes I agree "It's adorable that he can do so many" Okayy "I love when he sings" Oh me too "Imagine being married to this man" uH-

@lmao.3661

4 жыл бұрын

sorry im not gay

@eyywannn8601

4 жыл бұрын

EHKid RSEL You mean raising the donger move?

@cosminaalex

4 жыл бұрын

@@eyywannn8601 dude dongs out for harambe

The voices this guy makes are what keep me subscribed

@kezkezooie8595

5 жыл бұрын

His voices, his sense of humour and his singing does it for me. Oh, and his gorgeous little hamster!

@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat

9 ай бұрын

It keeps subscribed even till today 🥲

It's always a good day when Sorrow TV posts.

@SuggestiveSquirrels

5 жыл бұрын

He's sexy as hell!!

@babyskittles420

5 жыл бұрын

When the universe ends, sorrow will post his video so we end it on a good note.

@netokin8295

5 жыл бұрын

@@babyskittles420 That would be hella cool

@bagelbramble7335

2 жыл бұрын

Damn...

@stoicbeetle

Жыл бұрын

Those good days are no more.

are u Japanese? Sorta MARRY ME MAYBE?

I love listening to my boi tryin not to break at “big samurai and geisha ancestors.”

5:06 i’m not sure where but i think in some places 5’s are used to type out laughing? idk i heard that somewhere a long time ago lol edit: wow, so many likes! glad this fact i heard years ago is educational. thanks to all the replies telling me people do this in Thailand

@robertvlaho

5 жыл бұрын

Indonesia?

@FreezepondMapping

5 жыл бұрын

They do that in Thailand. In Thai, their word for "five" is pronounced "ha."

@talynhastime9343

5 жыл бұрын

@@FreezepondMapping The more you know! *rainbow*

@mrblooper1994

5 жыл бұрын

In Thai maybe? They also do that in my thigh but let's not mention my speaking thigh.... SHUT UP JOHN WE'RE OUTSIDE PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M CRAZY

@FreezepondMapping

5 жыл бұрын

Thicc thigh

_a better sequel doesn’t exist_

@DrORRB-qm7fl

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hey its new Justin Y.

@nabilm.m.7550

5 жыл бұрын

Endgame who?

I love how Drew knew that the random number was a person and immediately replied with "hey"

That doctors appointment was like an example of a AI message bot slowly having a crisis.

His impressions and accents are just amazing

9:26 He asked a creepy question, but at least he was totally fine with her answer.

@ordinarytree4678

5 жыл бұрын

hey, nothing ventured nothing gained

THE JUICY PUCCI COMING FROM THE BIG SAMURAI AND GEISHA ANCESTORS WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS AFTER A YEAR LATER

I just noticed that's "And I Love Her" by the Beatles in the background, nice!

Somebody once told me the world was pepperoni I had some salami in my shed He was looking at my thumb with his finger on a gun And I said, "don't you shoot that gun, please." But, he shot the gun and now I'm dead Got the food and not the [momentary pause searching for rhyme] bread And the salami is toast Got the bread and I got the most I am focused on the bread--

@defunctaccount9803

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@lunabearsong2043

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was hungry?

@greg7753

5 жыл бұрын

got the salami in the back shed

@sefsprite

4 жыл бұрын

fizzy sandwich is attached (shed)

@GlowRune78

4 жыл бұрын

A true masterpiece

Boys I've got a question. Why do people say beating cancer is hard when I'm already on stage 4?

@NachoXOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, noob. I'm already dead

@amonsuiko9761

5 жыл бұрын

Stolen jokes from a fucking games of thrones viewer, what a day lmaoo

@myno1754

5 жыл бұрын

BuT tHaT mEaNs It GoT wOrSe

@1scarymonsters1

5 жыл бұрын

@@amonsuiko9761 who cares if it's stolen? Still pretty funny imo. Don't be an asshole.

@theincsupport7754

5 жыл бұрын

i have a question too. How many memes have you stolen?

The voices this man makes is what gives me the confidence for humanity.

"Gay, gay, gay gay gay gay gay gay, gay gay gay gay gay gay, gay gay gay gay gay gay, gay, you are gay." I loved that part.

Ok but for some reason I'm cracking up over the "no"

@lunabearsong2043

5 жыл бұрын

Squidward picked up the convo. Lol!

@laurens6654

4 жыл бұрын

no

4:34 Mi stands for Michigan not Miami 0/10 reported blocked unsubbed

@kos2919

5 жыл бұрын

Minesotta: am I joke to you?

@donotperceivethefrog

5 жыл бұрын

Kos 291 Minnesota is abbreviated as MN

@kevinhidalgo5947

5 жыл бұрын

Sorrow: Miami Michigan: **sad michigan noises**

@cats1970

5 жыл бұрын

ngl i thought Mi was Mississippi

@Roostest

5 жыл бұрын

@hobi is on crack *cries in racism*

The cheekbones comment followed by ok liberal followed by the Obama thing is a fucking legendary combo!

Total missed opportunity for the lyrics to be "and the salami is toast, got the bread and I'm a ghost"

was that ben shapiro texting rachel

@--minttea--4234

5 жыл бұрын

Yahney-Marie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ciscomartinez6092

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@ivysauberan4798

5 жыл бұрын

How do I like a comment more than once

@dan-rk7yx

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god

@justaninnocentpomegranate3702

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

the voice you do at 9:10 is literally my favourite voice that you do. keep doing what you do buddy! i absolutely love all your uploads :)

@isaacrobertson4374

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds exactly like one of Chris D’Elia’s voice

@tinachristina9669

5 жыл бұрын

The "lol dang okay" lowkey sounded like casey frey😂

@scarface1877

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like Hank Hill or Beavis from Beavis and Butthead

Honestly the military mom working at Starbucks was just really sad

"I like you." "Why?" I felt that one

The Rachel one was the best "ok liberal" what a legend

Just when I think I've heard every Sorrow TV voice there is to hear, he brings out a new one with a new level of hilarity. You win, Sorrow TV

Drips, dragon, soccerball, your beautiful.

Dude, you always pick such great background music

4:08 i love how even industry veteran sir SorrowTV couldn't say that one with a straight voice.

"I am focused on the bread" AWW YEAH BBY MAKE THAT CASH MONEY

Not going to lie, the opening post is something I would probably do accidentally 🙃

@donkeyhobo34

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in love with you

@frogsplusdogs2271

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Warski dude what?

@really.just.me.tho.

3 жыл бұрын

@@donkeyhobo34 No.

@donkeyhobo34

3 жыл бұрын

@@really.just.me.tho. yes

@really.just.me.tho.

3 жыл бұрын

@@donkeyhobo34 Absolutely no chance ever

Rachel was a ruse. The man accomplished what he was after.

"Ok liberal don't respond then" had me in tears! hhaahha

Just curious if you have ever auditioned for voice over work. You have an incredible range of voices and characters that you do incredibly well. You’ve quickly become one of my all time favorites on KZread. Add the music, singing, humor and timing. It’s all just really impressive. I used to do the same stuff for comedy radio stuff in NY and I can’t imagine you would have to audition long before you started getting call backs.

Imagine the voice from 4:19 saying this and you’ll freak out: “Congratulations! Looks like you've found yourself a gem! You can keep that gem for your collection and try for that legendary Crown of Wonder. Or I can buy it from you, if you like. Let me see what I can offer.”

@elbownoodle2897

4 жыл бұрын

“I see these all the time”

The fact that me and Sorrow both use Movavi 17 makes me very happy