r/HFY TFOS# 471 - Ten Things to Know & The Scary Sound (HFY / Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)
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00:22 Ten Things to Know
07:47 The Scary Sound
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZread comments).
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#Hfy #Scifi #NArration
Пікірлер: 167
"Never assume a human is unarmed or harmless!" Yes. Very yes. 😎
@GasDrinker6455B
2 жыл бұрын
Ultra pro max premium deluxe super fuckin apeshit *Y E S*
@draconusspiritus1037
Жыл бұрын
Never assume a Human is unarmed unless the Human has no arms. Never assume a Human is harmless at any time or for any reason. The only thing more dangerous than a Human that likes you is a Human that actively dislikes you.
Brrrrrt the awesome sound of an A-10 warthog opening up with it's 7 barrel 30 mm cannon firing depleted uranium rounds
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
or the sound of me after a can of beans
@Danieljfriend275
3 жыл бұрын
Post a video for proof
@kurtismiller9544
3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril ROFL 😄
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
@@Danieljfriend275 what do you think the 10 hour "cat purring" video is :D
@mikkel8296
3 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha, you must know it is also refered to as a burp-gun.
Never assume an unarmoured human is defenceless. Never assume an unarmed human is not capable of attacking. Never insult a human and turn away. And never, ever think that an unarmoured, unarmed, insulted human is being calm for the sake of peace.
Warning: The upper appendages of humans are not merely for tool use. They can with no notice become biologically-based mass drivers capable of launching arbitrary nearby objects within their grip strength. Familiarize yourself with this pose. This combat posture is from a wargame called baseball, and it is the starting kata for their firing sequence. If you see a human adopt this pose, treat it like you would an activated anti-tank sentry turret, but keep in mind the human has far better accuracy. This for example is called a "curve ball". Through unknown means, the human can affect the trajectory of the projectile even after firing, and instinctively corrects for the parabolic influence of gravity, wind, air resistance, and leading the target. We'll play this at one-tenth speed so you can see the projectile. Note how the human with the melee baton not only can still track the ball at ten times this speed, but that it is not fooled by the change in trajectory. As dangerous as a human is at range, give them any kind of sturdy melee weapon, and-- >CRACK
50 years after this point, your going to see lots and lots of Human ships comeing out of soul, all with little flying A-10 worthogs, upgraded dropships, and a bunch of other toys. Admaral is going to be responsible for a new galactic power. If even survives that long. You got to love Em Terrans!
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
2 жыл бұрын
nhaa... that likely happen right away to stop the momentum of the employers foes... but what likely be 50 years later... admirals & generals giddy over the results that R&D have from processing all the combat data from the ''deployments'' along with the buffer to the 'modernization' of hardware or outright..manpower.. that the income from said merc activity make possible ;)
I love that it's not just humans that fear the A10 but it even puts the fear of God into xenos.
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
:)
@Talon1124
3 жыл бұрын
Well... when you have 10,000 rounds of depleted uranium slugs per.minute coming down range at you, and you just saw what one of those things did to a tank and the infantry surrounding it. Pretty sure you'd be begging a higher power to save you too.
@decimation9780
2 жыл бұрын
@@Talon1124 *4000-5000 rounds per minute. We’ve yet to create a multi barreled weapon capable of firing at anything above 5000 rpm for prolonged periods without... melting the gun. There is the Metal Storm prototype weapon, but it’s more like a wall of guns all firing at the exact same time.
@jesseamaya4413
Жыл бұрын
@@decimation9780 now tell me if there is a more human weapon than a wall of gun.
@GlebReawer
Жыл бұрын
@@jesseamaya4413 Are you familiar with the Casaba Howitzer, if not I encourage you to do a little research on it.
"what we heard then was a brrrt" this got me.
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
:)
"When humans go to war, they fight to win."
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
yup
Don't get in to an escalation as that encourages them to bring their heavy weapons and yes they will be heavier then anything you have
"BRRRT" is just "MORE DAKKA", but up high 😆
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
pew pew
I kinda wish more Sci-Fi writers would remember that whilst Water (H2O) is a universal solvant, it is not a strong oxidiser. With the Oxygen bonded to two Hydrogen.
@stevedixon921
2 жыл бұрын
You mean dihydrogenmonoxide? Yeah, not a strong oxidizer, at least on Earth. Maybe xeno's make their stuff from different materials. Also, when raw iron gets wet rust is quick to form, so a common association exists for readers. There are fluorine based oxidizers that can be described as "fire that burns everything to ash, then burns the ashes, and then sets the fire on fire".
@ckl9390
Жыл бұрын
@@stevedixon921 That would be N-stoff. There are some others, but that is the most practical.
Heard this sound more than a few times in my military career and found comfort as well as fear because you never hear the sound of the A-10s gun until everything around you as well as your body being shredded
6:27 Regarding note number 11: That's what a bayonet is for. And, never underestimate the combat effectiveness of a shovel when wielded by a Human.
@Zael_Moonblade
Жыл бұрын
Or a helmet
@dragonriderabens9761
Жыл бұрын
Shovels are shockingly effective improvised weapons As far as a tool turned improvised weapon, they’re either number 2 or 3, depending on many factors Number 1 is, of course, the crowbar, with a frying pan contending for number 2
@julesmasseffectmusic
Жыл бұрын
Ozzie born here. Shovel is taught to us rural kids before we learn to ride a bike. Gotta be able to kill the top 9 deadliest land snakes if you want to play in the backyard after all.
Its all fun and games until the humans bring out the A-10 warthog....beautiful sound and lovely destruction....we really are space orcs.
"Needs more dakka" and "the quiet offends Slanesh! Thing will get loud now!". Have been some of my favourite quotes.
Why does youtube keep recommending this and not recommend a video of a a10 warthog firing immediately after.
Got to love the audacity of the admiral in the 2nd story. For a species that likes to travel around the galaxy harvesting worlds he is awfully familiar with mercy and diplomacy. The most forgiveness he can expect is for humans to not kill his species or compleatly destroy their culture.
@UNSCPILOT
3 жыл бұрын
Or mock them into infinitude that a Pre-FTL culture walked all over them
@noppornwongrassamee8941
2 жыл бұрын
@@UNSCPILOT Or mock them for never figuring out how to make a basic chemically propelled gun despite them must having everything they need to do so (ie, chemical explosives and the ability to make long tubes and bullets sized to match).
@medical-cyanide1526
Жыл бұрын
I think their only saving grace is it sounds like their soldiers weren’t on the ground long enough to kill much if any civ targets
Good to see that even against aliens the almost obsolete A-10 Warthog still finds a home in scarring the shit out of pe- living organics.
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@dragonriderabens9761
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, A-10 go brrrr
Brrrrt is tame compared to what we COULD have used against them, I wonder if they'd have nightmares about a whistle sound. Lol
@merlinathrawes746
7 ай бұрын
Definitely. It would simply teach them we have more than one deadly weapon.
Sounds like 'good effect on target' is a bit of an understatement in this case!
@mstrfool
2 жыл бұрын
No such thing as overkill, just a job well done.
Watching an A-10 pop-up over the trees is always a treat :)
Aaaa the A10- warthog good times
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
brrrrt and for the algorithm!
@lukeshort2960
3 жыл бұрын
if you're on the receiving end of Brrrt it's not only scary I imagine it's down right terrifying.
@genericname42
3 жыл бұрын
Iike I said good times
@spacetechempire510
3 жыл бұрын
@@lukeshort2960 ether that or your dead
@GasDrinker6455B
2 жыл бұрын
@@spacetechempire510 there’s no either-or, you were already dead from the start.
need moar dakka!
Hell a10 warthogs have that effect on everyone
@UNSCPILOT
3 жыл бұрын
Depending what side your on; Friendly? Best sound you heard all day Enemy? Well, these guys know
Slow consistent explosives and good metallurgy.
I love the A-10 WARTHOG, it is by and far my favorite aircraft, it has personally saved my life a time or two
7:02 "Their blow up three of our ships so we dropped the sun on them... twice." Is a prime example of the phrase they also use of "f*ck around and find out" which means to everyone daring to call themselves sentient just don't.
The warthog go brrrrt
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
pew pew brrrrrrrrrrt , argument over
Hahahaha A10 go "Brrrrrrrrrrt"
@GasDrinker6455B
2 жыл бұрын
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRT* *BRRRRT* *BRRRRRRRRRRRRT* *BRRT* * BRRRRT
Forkin great work as always
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
thank you muchly , for the algorithm!
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !
When you do something you know you will regret because it is the best option.
Keep up the great work. All ways love hearing these story.
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you and will do , glad you enjoyed. For the Algorithm !
Keep it going you fantastic lad
We NEED MORE DAKA!!
Oh Mr Gatling what a horrifying wonder you have made! Genera Elecric- yeah, now look at this.
Another sound to fear from our skies is “Schkew schkew schkew schkew schkew…”
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
indeed
keeper going
Ah yes, the Fairchild Republic A-10 "Shitting Hippo". One of the most terrifying ground-attack craft we've ever made. Pray to your alien god we never use it for CAS.
Mean thats what happen when you see a a10 warthog your lucky if your a us soldier and if your a enemy then your pretty much dead
Humans: THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
papew
An unprovoked alien invasion will not make the humans interested in diplomatic relations. The answer to the admiral's questions will be: no, they will not be forgiving and, they will be coming looking for you. For payback.
Man they got lucky they didnt got arty scream
What are the chances humans are the only species to master chemical powered projectiles?
@PrimordialNyx
2 жыл бұрын
Cuz we're the only crazy enough to to see the limits that shouldn't be surpassed and think 'yup. We should do more. Let there be chaos'
@Zael_Moonblade
Жыл бұрын
What sane species would put an explosion withing kill range of themselves just to fling a hunk of metal at a target that is not even out of crossbow range? The continue to refine said explosions to be able to hit targets unseen by them?
If only there was a sequel to brrt
@superpilotdude
3 жыл бұрын
Well it is getting a major upgrade soon.
Sounds like daka daka daka. YEEES.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
Pew Pew Pew
Brrrt. A gun the size of a volkswagon beetle with an airplane wrapped around it.
All hail the A10! The mightiest of guns with wings!
Brrrt Boi plays no games and takes no prisoners.
Story #2: If you hear the BRRRtttt, you are not the A-10's target this time!!!!! If you are the target you will see it slow and see smoke, then become strawberry mist before the sound reaches you!!!
Just be glad we sent A10’s. If we had the time, Apache’s, artillery parks, and worse would send them to the mental trauma ward very fast.
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
that it would
In the even that a human is unarmed they may use a random object as a melee weapon. Do note in this situation you may qualify as a random object
There is no such thing as an unarmed human, even if said human has no arms. EVERYTHING is a weapon. Sounds like some aliens got a taste of the A-10 Warthog.
Guessing the air craft were A10 warthogs
BRRRRRRT is life, BRRRRRRT is love
Yea, that is a scary sound.
My boy the A-10 getting some love.😊
Worth listening to over and over. BRRRRT ... LMAO
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
brrrt
A10 go berrrrt.
Ahh yes the burrt
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
vrrt
The A-10 and its burb gun some crazy pilots fly them
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
For The algorithm
May my sacrifice please the algorithm
Dakka!!!
Still catching up!
MORE DAKA!!!!!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
pew pew
all this love for the warthog when it's historically been absolutely terrible at it's job... good noise though.
note number 12.... why do i suspect something like ''surender humans! we cracked the moon! we do the same to the planet if you dont give it to uss!''.... = humans goo BRRRR NOVA TIME FOR THE LOCAL SUN!
For the Squerril
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
Hehehe, human gun go brrrrr
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
indeed
in the 2nd story the air force should take note. yes it's fiction but the a-10 is superior in what it does the the f-35 will ever be in that job.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the Algorithm11!
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
needs moar daka
For The Algorithm
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
for the algorthm
Brrrrt 😈
F.T.A
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
F.T.A
Im betting that ANY alien Warlords or Admirals would both immediately..and quite explosively.."Shiite themselves if they were to see a video of human soldiers reciting.."This is MY RIFLE...there are MANY like it, but THUS ONE IS MINE..."..ALL offering the same resounding...""NOPE..were taking a HARD PASS on THIS sh-t show."
Por El algorithm.
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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Algorithm enhancement comment
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm