I cringed when the EM thought they were speaking in Chinese

@Deadkiller-il2ls

5 жыл бұрын

even after she said KOREAN

@antimatter_nvf

5 жыл бұрын

And they are so completely different smh

@Lt_Voss

5 жыл бұрын

I know right? If anything, someone with more than 3 brain cells would mix up Korean and Japanese as they share a lot of words.

@vulcandor2573

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lt_Voss most racist don't understand the difference and think all Asian languages are the same

@jantteri80

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

Divorced dad here. If I got a random phone call from someone telling me that my STBXW just dropped off our daughter out of the blue and just vanished to do whatever TF she had planned, my lawyer would have had a FIELD DAY!!! Gift from the Heavens? Heck, that was giftwrapped with 24k gold foil infused paper and hand delivered on a diamond-encrusted pure silver platter from God Himself!!!!!

@Shuichisaihara5499

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. I’m still single and childless but I’d definitely jump on the lawsuit if my ExW did THIS SHIT

Rslash: *does tickle basement skit* His wife/gf: wtf is he doing?

@nakeiadavis1329

3 жыл бұрын

?!😆

@fnf8826

3 жыл бұрын

His kid: °-°

@Crows256

2 жыл бұрын

That would be an awkward conversation lol

@angelarysdam2786

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@SaraLeanne12

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Elmo meme: Elmo doesn’t care that you’re white. Elmo doesn’t care that you’re black. Elmo doesn’t care about anybody’s skin colour. You all taste the same

@lennylols9198

3 жыл бұрын

funny and dark my favorite

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

it explains why they had to replace so many cast members over the years!

@WillieManga

2 жыл бұрын

Me after seeing the first three parts: "Awwwww." Me after seeing the last part: "Oh, yikes!" Hehe, that was funny. I didn't expect the final part.

@leesansmorgan8468

2 жыл бұрын

what do he mean by all taste the same he eat them?

@sandybeehives

2 жыл бұрын

Roses are red Bow down to your master The children are fast But Elmo is faster

I teach deaf education. We have had someone say something like “Why are you talking with your hands? This is America! We don’t speak Chinese here!” I could not even formulate a proper response in that moment not gonna lie. The stupid was way too strong.

@chrispham6599

4 жыл бұрын

I really can't blame you!

@teriyaki_wings

4 жыл бұрын

“This isn’t just stupid, this is... *advanced stupid* .

@CC00K13S

4 жыл бұрын

@@teriyaki_wings I feel like there needs to be a trading card for that.

@longdong7667

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, English didn't even originate in the US, whereas Sign Language did!

@blobofink

4 жыл бұрын

W h y. Apparently ASL is more American than English. I learned this from a comment thread above

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. 1. Entitled parent 2. "How dare you!?"

@saranaomi8391

5 жыл бұрын

Ploffs ChoosingBeggar and “I’m blocking you”

@reversedarks4555

5 жыл бұрын

Entitled Parent My child deserves this there better then yours and they got good grades

@reversedarks4555

5 жыл бұрын

Ploffs I forgot to tag you

@minecraftvillager9437

5 жыл бұрын

UhhhHhhHHhHHh idk

@jwlXD

5 жыл бұрын

"grandparents", and "what?"

I'm native American, and my friend told me once that his mom was on the phone speaking to her sister about home matters in our language, when a tourist got in her face and demanded her speak English, and to go back to her country. Mind you, this took place on OUR reservation, about 95% Native American population. The mom looked stunned, then without ending the call, told the tourist, "f*** you, I'm speaking Navajo, on my reservation, to my sister. You can go back to England or whatever Anglo country you came from" the tourist fumed, tried to complained, then got laughed out of the gas station. Love it

@fanfictiondreamer7836

9 ай бұрын

I would have loved to see that

“This is America speak English SPEAK ENgLIsH” English is a mix of Anglo-Saxon and Norman and originated from Britain

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

forgot the german, french, latin, greek, norse direct influence…poor language is a beef stew of other languages

@lisapoo2081

5 ай бұрын

As well as some old German words too… thats why Knife is spelled with a K… every time I hear people say this is America you need to speak English I roll my eyes dramatically and sigh.

"This is America! Why aren't you speaking English!?" "This isn't England. Why are you speaking English?"

@anaparreira8508

3 жыл бұрын

i thing that too and a lot of countries have English was a first language

@thepyrofromteamfortress2746

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god i don’t wanna see a Karen in my country, my town (quite small and noice) AND CLOSE TO MY HOUSE. It’s a Spanish talking country in latinamerica my country isn’t that bad (financially good) and I would be hiding before she sees something to criticize from me

@thesymbiotenation.4552

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepyrofromteamfortress2746 It has to be Costa Rica... you are so dam Lucky

@jimmyaguilar1925

2 жыл бұрын

o ok *sign in asl*

@bittersine2356

2 жыл бұрын

Me: haha the best comeback

Person: **speaks korean** EP and EK: *sorry I don't speak K-pop*

@lisgoldqn

4 жыл бұрын

would be a great reply

@starlost0325

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is so underrated.

@user-zt3mq7bq3w

4 жыл бұрын

한국팝?

@casketbutter

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-zt3mq7bq3w I don't speak Korean.

@caremmell

4 жыл бұрын

Y is this true

I would respond I the most german way: "Es scheint als gäbe es ein Missverständnis zwischen uns, holen Sie sich mal einen Gehirn und beruhigen Sie sich!"

@kween9917

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a Spanish learning idiota, I’m terribly curious what you said

@Capymann

3 жыл бұрын

@@kween9917 "It seems like there is a misunderstanding between us, get a brain and calm down!"

@kween9917

3 жыл бұрын

Capymann 👏

@ricebeansrockroll882

3 жыл бұрын

"Och du har inte kopplat den inavlade baguetten du kallar barn, jag antar att vi båda är kränkta" would be my take

@lesscatranslations

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricebeansrockroll882 jeg DØØR

6:30 I STG. THE WAY RSLASH SAYS "Tickle basement" IS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO

"Hey, this is America! Speak the proper language!" *speaks in Navajo*

@jennysmoot385

4 жыл бұрын

Yes the true language

@racoonnylord4343

4 жыл бұрын

hahah

@nerdalert580

4 жыл бұрын

Or hopi

@dumasss1239

4 жыл бұрын

I know like one word in Navajo but that's because of the book me and my class read called "Code Talker"

@trinalgalaxy5943

4 жыл бұрын

starts speaking in American Sign Language

"Some guy came into the store and picked her up. He seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her." I laughed way too hard at this

@cobydamato700

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@zezimare

5 жыл бұрын

i was waiting for the 'oh shit' moment where they later realised they'd chugged one of the expensive bottles from his collection.

@helema23

5 жыл бұрын

lol that gets me all the time too!

@mirarose6875

5 жыл бұрын

@@zezimare I'd like to see the ex wife when she found out. She wanted his wine to sell, when she realized they were cheap I'm sure she would've trashed them. But I wonder if there was a moment when she reflected back to that day she left her daughter in the bookstore and the employee drinking a bottle of wine.

@cassandras8797

5 жыл бұрын

What got me personally was how unbothered she seemed by this, just "alrighty then, peace"

I completely agree. Leaving that poor girl in the store could have gone sooooooooo much worse. She could have been kidnapped, assaulted, or even just left the store and gotten lost. That parent deserved her karma and I hope she learned her lesson if she ever has another kid.

@kor6161

Жыл бұрын

I agree, but I sincerely hope, she doesn't have another kid.

I always laugh in italian when karens tell how people should speak english since they're in 'murica while 'murica doesn't even have an official language

@chanelf9827

2 жыл бұрын

Laugh in Italian! LMAO

@sealeafharris4151

Жыл бұрын

that is so true America is a mixture of many different languages so if some says that then just say well then you can't speak English cause thats from England

"This is America, you speak the American language - English!" England: "Tell me again why you fought so hard to seperate yourself from us?"

@PitterPatter20

5 жыл бұрын

America: your coffee is garbage, which is why we threw it in Boston Harbor.

@shalev.

5 жыл бұрын

@@PitterPatter20 I don't know if you're being sarcastic but that was tea

@dharchaudhuri

5 жыл бұрын

Wait what is American and how tf do you speak American??

@ISIIN15

5 жыл бұрын

@@dharchaudhuri you already did it wrong. Its 'Murica

@meicaw

5 жыл бұрын

@@thetammers68 I'm embarrassed that so many British and Americans want English to be spoken pretty much everywhere, even when... ya know, it's another country. Pretty lame that some are so lazy as to not try learn at least key phrases of a language before going there, dontcha think?

The first one made me laugh out loud when the EM came in and said "where's my daughter" and the author replied "your WHAT"

@deku7096

5 жыл бұрын

reading this made me laugh like a donkey

@tranthimaihung4756

5 жыл бұрын

EP: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY CHILD?! Me Không tôi đang nói chuyện đừng làm phiền tôi EP:"EXPLODE": @#$%

@mondee-uncharted2215

5 жыл бұрын

Tran Thi Mai Hung comment stealer

@tranthimaihung4756

5 жыл бұрын

NO I AM NOT THIS IS VIETNAMESE

@Faith_Monique17

2 жыл бұрын

That honestly sounds like something the Doctor would say (Sorry I've been into Dr Who lately)

Who here got scared when he talked in his predator voice??

@startygernebulla2088

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I got a little uncomfortable.

I imagine the parent in the last story are the one that go abroad and expect everyone to speak English and then get mad when they don't.

The second he said "tickle basement" I literally spit coffee.

@diploduckus4755

3 жыл бұрын

I want to like this comment but then it wouldn't have 69 likes

@diploduckus4755

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you understand my dilemma

@nakeiadavis1329

3 жыл бұрын

>:3

@crumyplayz5330

3 жыл бұрын

@@nakeiadavis1329 oh god no

@AestheticWaif

3 жыл бұрын

Funny and creepy as all heck!

I think I deported the wrong people.

@ohgodelmo6176

5 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump lol

@valentine9725

5 жыл бұрын

Dad?

@gustavor555

5 жыл бұрын

Ay cabron abran la pinche puerta

@kyled3165

5 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck hahaha

@maysummers13

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

Rslash... you've never once creeped me out, infect it usually takes a fair amount to creep my out and make me cringe.... but "tickle basement"?... uhh, consider me thoroughly creeped out. Good job, man, keep it up. XD

Slash: Yeahh lots of fun” Omg I’m dying 😂😂

EP You were insulting my kid in Chinese! Me: no I wasn’t EP: What? Me: I was doing it in Korean EP: 🤯 😡 💀

@galileo2120

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

@konglaomedia7962

4 жыл бұрын

Very

@cryptolution9788

4 жыл бұрын

Noice

@kimberlyphung5260

4 жыл бұрын

Wow 😮

@strawberrysoulforever8336

3 жыл бұрын

Except Chinese isn't a language.

Someone: *talks literally any language other than English* Entitled mom: Are you making fun of my child in Chinese!?

@MegaAgamon

5 жыл бұрын

Όχι XD

@khalizzer2375

5 жыл бұрын

Schon war Means true xD

@skipperpet

5 жыл бұрын

@@khalizzer2375 pravda příteli, ale fakt nechápu o co těmhle lidem jde, v Americe je svoboda mluvy tak nechápu co kurva řeší

@namcicle2309

5 жыл бұрын

Bleach lasagna she be racist

@LPMeikel

5 жыл бұрын

@@khalizzer2375 Just to be sure, is that german or something else? Bc im pretty sure german would be "schon wahr"

DUDE lol... your creeper voice actually made my skin crawl that was way to realistic man :P

“Tickle basement” made me laugh harder than “octopus” and octopus that is not a joke

EP: "This is America; speak English." Me: "Gifol ðôht" ("Good idea" in Old English)

@ryan_n05

5 жыл бұрын

ZenZedah Speak MODERN English!

@orangecrayola1326

5 жыл бұрын

It would be great if I could learn the old one too :3

@toastytoast3271

5 жыл бұрын

Thy speak in tounges

@animeotaku307

5 жыл бұрын

TheSpanish Potato Then they go into Shakespearean prose.

@moscardonexe2783

5 жыл бұрын

lol

If you ever say “Tickle Basement” again...

@Event._Horizons

5 жыл бұрын

"tIcKlE bAsEmEnT" kill me right now please...

@TTengYY

5 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!

@officialJoCa

5 жыл бұрын

Or what?

@ltlredhen4177

5 жыл бұрын

Just kidding! Not FBI, I'm another pedo come to play in the tickle basement.

@helema23

5 жыл бұрын

how about "special dress up room"

*EP* "this is America, you should speak english!!" *me* in that scenario: "ma vada' fa in mona"(^) *proceed to talk italian* (^): Italian dialect form for "go f** yourself" ps, I *know* it's definitely not the best course of actions to take, but damn if i would be tempted to do so...

@alwintka

2 жыл бұрын

do it

as a half-japanese person, someone telling me to speak english around them has happened MANY times

"Speak English, this is America'" Did they say the same thing to the natives?

@ChaoticAngelKitten

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, the natives would have told that to them... they should have. THIS IS NATIVE LAND! SPEAK NATIVE TONGUE WHITE PEOPLE!

@michalaswindail783

5 жыл бұрын

I'll speak English in England. We speak dumbass in America :)

@unicorn_banana17that_space39

5 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOF THOSE ARE GOOD IM PROUD OF YALL IM CRYING YES YES YASSSSS

@mckaleighwatson3942

5 жыл бұрын

* comes up speaking cheeroke * Lemme translate WE WERW HERE FIRST VIVA LA NATIVES!!!

@AceRomyuki323

5 жыл бұрын

*Speaks in the universal language of Hyuts and HYAHHS*

I would say: "anteeksi en puhu idioottia." (finnish: "sorry I don't speak idiot")

@nuppanuppa2559

4 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Steel И я нет

@nuppanuppa2559

4 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Steel it means 'me neither.' Google translate is a very useful tool.

@nuppanuppa2559

4 жыл бұрын

Me neither, I used a screen shot.

@Topikkaperna

4 жыл бұрын

No näin varmaan ois paras sanoa

@BaneZ42

4 жыл бұрын

You can speak Finnish

Second story: “Why is the wifi so slow in America? I could take a shower in the time it takes to search something up” Me: *laughs in Canadian*

@gideonbudd8945

2 жыл бұрын

Hi there crimson just curious but isn't Canadian a form of English because I'm not actually sure I know it is I think based but I don't know Canada that well *u.s. person*

I love that he had a conversation with himself

EP: WHERES MY CHILD!? Me: YOUR WHAT!? EP: WHERE IS MY FUKING CHILD Me: child? YOUR? WHAT?

@franpaulk2175

5 жыл бұрын

#being_drunk_is_a_good_thing_sometimes

@ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987

5 жыл бұрын

Y O U R W H A T

@Minecrafter6818

5 жыл бұрын

YOUR FUCKING WHAT!?

@HolyHunterOfGold

5 жыл бұрын

I would turn around and say "I told you I don't babysit and you walked with your child, so why would I know where your child is?"

"Seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her". Just made my day. xDD

With the second story I had something similar. In second grade, two of my classmates always spoke Spanish to each other because they were really comfortable in speaking it when the other was starting to learn a little bit more English after transferring to our class. One day the teacher got annoyed at them and told them to speak English because the word English is in our schools name. I was really shocked at that because all my life I knew that America is a melting pot of many cultures. Heck if you were to go to New York or Boston there are many areas with different cultures like Greek, Italian, even Polish. Just to use those as examples. If I were to say something to this lady I will probably say shut your mouth in Spanish since that’s the only phrase that I could say.

@nicholerubes2959

10 ай бұрын

I would have greeted her in spainish and said in spainish I don't speak english. Which is the only few pharses I know

My parents used to own a toy and game shop, and more than once had entitled parents drop their kids off and vanish. I know at least once my mom called the police after it seemed that the parent wasn't coming back anytime soon because it's child abandonment and she didn't want to be held liable if the kid got hurt or something.

ME: Du EP: what? Me: Du hast EP: wtf Me: Du hast mich

@itsmiiinjuu1661

4 жыл бұрын

Feel u XD

@c0bw3b63

4 жыл бұрын

Du hast mich gefragt

@wendycandraw1501

4 жыл бұрын

Komischer Fuß

@nerdalert580

4 жыл бұрын

Cries in Spanglish

@aaZ_Georg133

4 жыл бұрын

danke jetzt hab ich nen ohrwurm... Warum hast du nicht nein gesagt...

“THIS IS AMERICA U SHOULD SPEAK ENGLISH” American first Amendment: FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOL

@MWShoukan

5 жыл бұрын

Luke Bennett Wow that was what I was thinking!!

@Lunaskylette

5 жыл бұрын

xD我要说中文

@MWShoukan

5 жыл бұрын

GamerSky Omg hi fellow Chinese person

@tchimiee

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lunaskylette 请问英语 ;)

@lordtachchanka1830

5 жыл бұрын

We take your speech

“Sach ma, ham se noch alle Tassen im Schrank?” Which roughly translates to: “Dude, you alright up there” with some a bit of... a dialect of sorts in there making it a bit more rude but still using the polite “you” in classic German fashion lmao

Oh my I am shocked how nice the Koreans were to the entitled parent and kid. Here in Finland we have bad mouths and are kinda rude and rough so even if you ask me to, I don't think I am going to tell you what I would have said to that lady. But I would have probably made fun of her in Finnish. Or English, just to rub it in. We don't take it nicely here. If you are rude we are rude back

*Talks to EM* Morpheus: What if I told you, not all Asians are Chinese. EM: 🧠 💥

@hellfighter496

5 жыл бұрын

Em: what??! they must be Chinese!!

@lou_ves0630

5 жыл бұрын

hellfighter496 even tho we have told u multiple times we r Korean, u think we’re Chinese.

@flow8668

5 жыл бұрын

i actually know 1 word in Korean that i know the English meaning of so if i were there i would ask them to say Indominable Spirit in the language they were speaking because thats the only Korean i can remember from Taekwondo

@senzoo8900

5 жыл бұрын

SHE IS BEGINNING TO BELIEVE

Someone whose first language isn't english : Entitled parent : ARE YOU INSULTING MY ANGELIC SON??

@thegreensunsetgroup2501

5 жыл бұрын

Are you *insulting* my Kid in _Chinese_ No madam we're insulting *you* in _Korean._

The back and forth in that first one made me LOL for real “Your WHAT?” XD

The nice dad was giving away wine during the whole thing. He gave the author a bottle of the stuff. Heh. Correlates pretty well.

Is it bad that I can imagine that if someone spoke with an accent that a Karen doesn’t understand she’d assume it’s another language

@artemisorwhatever9828

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually really accurate. I've met plenty of people that hear my baby brother's accent (We were all born in the US, but he's got a speech impediment) and told us to speak English or go back to our country. You'd think people would be smarter, but no.

@briancaro196

4 жыл бұрын

This remembers me.of the story of the EP in Wales telling a guy and an old man to go back to their country for speaking Welsh lol

@LadyJuse

4 жыл бұрын

Heck! Not even accent, if someone was talking in Cockney Rhyming Slang, she'd assume it wasn't English!

@haileyharrop467

3 жыл бұрын

I can see it happening

this is america...... WHICH MEANS YOU CAN SPEAK IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU WANT

@tritter15

5 жыл бұрын

Najimubu America is specific because unlike most countries, we don’t have an official language. Yes, English is the most common language nationally speaking, but you can go to a wide variety of places within the US where English isn’t really the primary language. For example, rural Hawaii or Puerto Rico where Hawaiian and Spanish are primary. In certain parts of New England, it’s French and/or Pennsylvania Dutch. This is essentially the reason why we don’t have an official language, it was a country built by multilingual people coming into a continent that already had 500+ indigenous languages and dialects that are still spoken today. As far as I’m concerned, as long as you can do your job and the basics in English, no one really HAS to be fluent in English, there are plenty of places in the US to live in where Chinese, Spanish, Dutch, or French are the primary social languages.

@galaxel1494

5 жыл бұрын

Guys america is called the country of freedom that is why

@whatthehecc1858

5 жыл бұрын

Can I speak Swedish?

@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074

5 жыл бұрын

Kaya pwede ako mag tagalog (So im allowed to speak tagalog)

@lilysansetsukonnoriri3612

5 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Donaldson *Kim Jong Un*

That first story reminds me a little of my dad. Back in the early 90’s he asked some random stranger to watch my little sister while we went on some ride that was too scary for her. This was at an amusement park and my mom and other sister were off at a different part of the park. The guy apparently said yes. I don’t really remember it since I was pretty young, even though I was there. Me and my dad went on the ride then picked up my sister from the stranger. When my mom found out she was livid! I was maybe 5 or 6 at the time, my sister had to have been like 3 or 4. Everything worked out fine, but my mom still tells the story to this day.

I just died from "tickle basement." Thanks for killing me. At least I died happy.

Person: *breathes* EP: HELP THIS PERSON IS HURTING MY CHILD!

@Ramsiccletzz

5 жыл бұрын

EP: SOMEBODY ARREST THIS MAN!!!!

@somerando2702

5 жыл бұрын

吓，我做了什么错事啊？？？ (chinese for "what did I do wrong?!")

@oofbekistan8469

5 жыл бұрын

HE'S SUFFOCATING MY CHILD

@somerando2702

5 жыл бұрын

@@oofbekistan8469我- 我哪有？！？！ (what?! I didn't do that!)

@somerando2702

5 жыл бұрын

@Lars Fidder 我没犯罪呀！！ (I didn't commit any crime!)

I know asl and so does my friend and we once were signing insults at each other and our teacher thought we were throwing gang signs. It was a fun day.

@QuietChaos1996

3 жыл бұрын

Oh. My. Gosh. I wanna learn just so I could do that sometimes. X'D

@TheMarie2000

3 жыл бұрын

OMG epic 🤣😅🤣😅

@asabb349

3 жыл бұрын

me and my best friend are the only kids in my class who can speak english that we didn't learn on english classes yet so everytime a teacher walks past us or someone is talking shit about us we switch languages lol

@therealspeedwagon1451

2 жыл бұрын

This is making me think of going to the store and only speaking Latin or German.

@Nikita_Akashya

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealspeedwagon1451 Well, in my case you would use English as a secret language because Germans can't speak English. I only know German and English, but I guess it's enough to get by. I can only imagine using German to mock an American Karen. Like: "Frau, halt die Fresse und besorg dir ein Hirn. Am besten noch ne Tüte Deutsch und Intelligenz. Ich bin von Idioten umgeben!" Or something like that. There are many great Sentences you can say to be mean in German.

OMG I love that dad for suggesting the bookstore owner pretend he didn't know what happened to the daughter.

@BraylenBaswell-qq6bw

Жыл бұрын

That’s not what happens he was drunk

Me and my friends, back in Elementary, I had just learned Pig Latin, which we all knew. We always spoke it, private convo or not. I was both pissed and laughing my ass off that this tiny little kid was continuously thinking we made fun of him, even though we barely IGNOLAGED him. What makes this even funnier, is that We actually did EXACTLY what you thought of, and started making comments, just for the sake of our entertainment. I always knew it was rude, yet it was fucking hysterical!

Hit or Miss, _I guess she took the kids huh_

@gracegrantier6432

5 жыл бұрын

Lil Pancakes do mean he

@naidhruvananthiyer5723

5 жыл бұрын

Lil Pancakes 😹

@abdulrafay8412

5 жыл бұрын

Lil Pancakes LOVE IT !

@astolfoismyhusbando2758

5 жыл бұрын

Now I’m cryin I got no will to live ya gunna take ma car and drive it off a cliff ya Gon find my body Put me in ditch ya

@Julie-ei1vr

5 жыл бұрын

You rock!!!!!!!!! 😍🥰😘❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

EM: WHere is my daughter? OP: Your WHAT? Idk why that got me so good

@zachsuedmeyer2526

5 жыл бұрын

I kind of imagined the Spongebob fish guy who kept yelling "WHAT" idk the entire thing but you probably know what I mean.

@globeparasite9381

5 жыл бұрын

Remind that op was half drunk when she said that that was for sure a great moment

@ladysick2296

5 жыл бұрын

UR WOT???

@bxdiamond_

5 жыл бұрын

This got me weak

@thatthunder3399

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

EM: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!" Me: "This is America. You should be speaking (insert indigenous language native to the area). This isn't England."

I honestly feel kinda bad for those Korean people. I love speaking different languages (ranging from semi-fluent french to basic spanish to very basic Korean to even russian), and I always get remarks about it. The two reaction I get are "Speak English" to which I take great pleasure in responding with a language other than english, or people ask me what I'm saying.

This is America! You should speak all Native American languages.

@johnmarston3036

5 жыл бұрын

This comment doesn't have enough recognition.

@Buddermaster567

5 жыл бұрын

Yahtai

@beeskneesplan8553

5 жыл бұрын

this country is made from immigrants

@Robinator1103

5 жыл бұрын

Actually though America has no national language

@zerotodona1495

5 жыл бұрын

Robinator1103 it’s American English even if it’s unwritten. Our laws are in English.

Edit: since no one saw my other comment Im sorry for all the misinformation it's obvious i have touched up on history Entitled parent: tHiS iS aMeRiCa!!! SPeAk eNgLish!! Native Americans: am I a joke to you (Fun fact: the Navajo languages is the reason American won WW2)

@hikerpunk2823

4 жыл бұрын

America won WW2? Several million Brits, Europeans and Africans would like to dispute your statement.

@gilmarivas5285

4 жыл бұрын

кто делает это, это просто грубо для любого чувствительного и неизвестного

@gilmarivas5285

4 жыл бұрын

Wow just wow

@gilmarivas5285

4 жыл бұрын

Nice doggo

@flyboy152

4 жыл бұрын

No, the A-Bomb ended the war in the Pacific. The code talkers contributed, and definitely saved lives during the island campaigns, but they had nothing to do with the outcome.

I've been in a situation where people were making laugh out of me not knowing I understand their language. I'm Russian, and I speak Japanese better when English and used to work as a translator. Once I was in my vacation in Milano, Italy. I was climbing the roof of Duomo di Milano, that gorgeous cathedral. There were three Japanese guys climbing behind me, and one of them keept complaning that "that lazy fat aunt is ugly". You know, there are no chance random white girl can understand you, right? So, I let him speak as much as he wanted, when loked at him and told "Are you really thinking you can get away with it? You should be ashamed of yourself, moron". The expression of his face was brilliant.

Something similar happened to me and my mom, My mom only speaks Spanish and this lady got mad at us because of it, me being me I put her back in her place 😂😂 will NEVER forget

Café: ★has three Koreans inside, one of which is bad at English★ entitled_parent.exe: *racism.exe successfully installed*

@JaCaBrA144

5 жыл бұрын

Def main(entitled_parent.exe): x=eval(input( *anything grammatically incorrect* )) print("wow",x,"? That's all you can speak? You must be evil")

@thejupitergod5687

5 жыл бұрын

What sucked is that I can compare to that girl, I moved to Japan at a young age and learnt Japanese as my first language (school starts at the age of 2) so when I went back to the US 3 1/2 years later I had to do pre-k. I barely knew any English and me being a innocent kid spoke Japanese in that class, the teachers insisted that I only speak English and my 5 year old “smart” ass thought I should drop a complex language and well... I don’t know Japanese anymore :P

@Patamonhope

5 жыл бұрын

Yeet dat bish to Japan

@Thelostwoomy

5 жыл бұрын

Quick someone smash the computer and burn it and the put it in a pit with snakes and it is bottomless.

@antonioarriaga1513

5 жыл бұрын

dude that is some good stuff

The Korean woman roasting our internet made me laugh so hard I cried. I admit it is pretty slow but is Korean internet faster? Honestly I believe it probably is😂

@kit_the_inevitable

4 жыл бұрын

I think they have fiber every fuckin where

@artemisorwhatever9828

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, the United States has some of the slowest internet speeds in the world, mainly because our major companies don't compete with each other as much as they should, thereby allowing them effective monopolies over certain areas.

@briancaro196

4 жыл бұрын

Korea has one of the fastest or THE fastest (don't remember the specifics) internet in the world.

@PunakiviAddikti

3 жыл бұрын

Seems so. Americans can't even seem to make a stable discord connection. Every time we have a call, it's a 50/50 chance if everyone hears everyone.

@Mongolenfreak

3 жыл бұрын

@@artemisorwhatever9828 hay i moved to Germany to have the slowest internet in the world, don't you dare to take this title

I talk trash about one of my online friends in Spanish as a joke basically saying stuff like stupid, moron stuff like that, and he thinks I'm cussing him out, its hilarious to see how fast he gets mad when we're all just messing around, its especially funny when I have someone else that knows Spanish in the call, so he can understand that I'm just messing with him half the time saying random sentences instead of talking about him.

I once had an American tell me to speak english when i am English 😂

literally no one: Entitled parent: wHy aRe yOu tALkiNg aBouT mY sON

@zip-zucc

5 жыл бұрын

Here's a new one: Literally no one: EP: You are an absolute disgrace to this society! I am going to take everything you own because you are a full grown man and my son gets better grades than you. Now I'm going to call the cops for harassment and theft, and then get proven guilty and think about how stupid my thought process is and how I'm raising my kid.

@zacjohnson452

5 жыл бұрын

YeAY ONe HUnDredTH LiKe

@this_guy_hates_ranni

5 жыл бұрын

r/nobodyasked

When I was in fifth grade, my friend and I came up with a bunch of gibberish code words, so many that if you'd heard us talking, you might have thought we were speaking another language. There was this girl we didn't like (I'll call her Eva). So, to get on her nerves, whenever we had a conversation and Eva walked by, we'd switch from English to gibberish. After a while, Eva noticed and told the teacher that we were talking about her in some other language. The teacher asked us what language we were speaking. We shrugged and said that Eva could record us talking if she liked, which is exactly what she did. After about fifteen minutes Eva said that her mom knew a lot of language specialists, and when she proved that we were badmouthing her, she'd get us suspended. Her mom teaches French at a language school, so we believed her about her mom knowing some language specialists. But the second part... We were actually cracking the worst knock-knock jokes we could think of. In art class a few days later, Eva played the recording for the teacher, and every once in a while, she'd pause it and "translate" what we were saying. She claimed it was German, but there actually was a German kid in the class, and he said it wasn't German, but what sounded like a mix of English and some other language. And then Eva flipped out on him... She yanked his hair and yelled "THEY'RE BADMOUTHING ME AND YOU'RE TAKING THEIR SIDE?! I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU AND-" the teacher yanked Eva off of him and tells her off, and Eva turned her wrath on the teacher. She grabbed the nearest hard object (a ruler) and whacked the teacher with it. The teacher dragged her out of the room, and that's the last we saw of Eva. I think she got kicked out.

@gracequach6769

5 жыл бұрын

+Cosmo the Birb :D

@ionia2376

5 жыл бұрын

You were bullying Eva though? You've just admitted that you deliberately wanted to make Eva paranoid, you were almost gaslighting her. Making it appear as if you were being rude but ensuring she had no evidence of ill intent. I don't know the situation, and if Eva had done something to merit this reaction, but on the surface it sounds like you were being horrible.

@gracequach6769

5 жыл бұрын

+Ionia It went both ways. She's always telling the teachers that we did something wrong, no matter how small, and often it's an outright LIE she made up to try to get us in trouble. We always managed to disprove it if she was lying, but still, it was annoying to constantly have teachers coming over to grill us

@michaelmaestas9901

5 жыл бұрын

@@ionia2376 There's nothing wrong with revenge

@softbabeh

5 жыл бұрын

Delphi Riddle I want to make up a language now

If your guys's basement doesn't look like a "Tickle basement" you're gonna need to redecorate.

The first was more of a prorevenge than a entitledparent story

Hmm abandoning your child in a store and have the child go missing and blame someone else... BRILLIANT

@gaylenewood7707

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that em is trying to britney spear her daughter like that is terrible..

@igorblyat7839

5 жыл бұрын

How do you not have a profile pic in 2019

the Korean people should have said this :Stop speaking English in America you need to speak the native American tribes languages

@ianroper1705

5 жыл бұрын

Speak Native American? *Laughs in conquerer*

@krystalrosario4582

5 жыл бұрын

So true (no sarcasm)

@MrOrcshaman

5 жыл бұрын

If this happened in england, the response would be something like "Lady, shut the fuck up, and piss off, before I kick your ass for being a racist cunt"

@lenierkuusha

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t be resist and I’m a Korean And I also say “stop speaking engrish and speak asian Laungrish”

@flibbertygibbet

5 жыл бұрын

Instead Korean tourists are so happy I speak a few words of Korean. They insist I have my picture taken with them and are so happy to talk to me.

I had a friend at work who spoke French and Spanish as well as English. I took Spanish all through high school, and he was helping me learn more. Sadly, we were both ordered to speak English only in the workplace. Some of our coworkers somehow got the idea that we were talking about them behind their backs and making editorial comments about the antics in the break room. This was fair, but I really missed out on learning more Spanish.

Tickle basement...hahahahahha that’s the best...I’m totally gonna use that

Ep: are you making fun of my kid in Chinese Me:no nos estabamos burlando nosotros de el in español Translates to no we were making fun of him in Spanish

@samdog8817

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty common lol

@justinkays6586

5 жыл бұрын

No vale la pena gastar el tiempo con gente asi 🤣 como decimos en mi pais, a dormir con los puercos, no me jodas

@sketchyperson1234

5 жыл бұрын

En Espanol, in English,по-русски,sa filipino, en français,skrew it Morse code,.. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.- --- -.. .

@kidgoku4914

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, hay gente que habla español que ven estos videos.

@leeleechi6560

5 жыл бұрын

"Were you making fun of my child em" says Me:mi nah make fun a nobody cha

no one: entitled moms: *hOw DaRe YoU*

@thefreshcarrot4940

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@louie.4047

5 жыл бұрын

your profile pic is accurate

@ijustlikepplh4061

5 жыл бұрын

@@louie.4047 U r right !## 😂😂

@VariousJnizzle

5 жыл бұрын

Explosive13 :D (Me) looks around) (Et) YOU IDIOT YOU CANT LOOK AROUND LIKE THAT GIVE ME YOUR STUFF GO TO JAIL YOU SHOULDENT EXIST USHEHDUBDHDGSJSHEBHDHJI (Me) already walk-in away)

@saltybutsain6348

5 жыл бұрын

ExUsE MeE iM oFenDeD gIvE mE yOuRe MoNeY fOr CaUsInG mE EMOTIONAL TRAMA

Oh my that first story reminds me of one time working the customer service desk I was helping a lady and this guy's comes up behind me and says I'm leaving this here. Normally that's what somebody says when they drop off their backpack or bicycle before shopping I turn around to see what it is so somebody doesn't walk off with somebody else's stuff and it's one of our shoppy carts with a terrified 1 year old in it. I was also terrified at that point. Dad of the freaking year there dude.

Why is no one talking about the tickle basment that was hilarious 🤣🤣

"Hey, I left my daughter here" "Yeah..real quick Ms. Do you see any sign on the store that says "Babysitting service"? No? BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A NURSERY OR THE BABYSITTERS!"

Wearing my headphones for the “tickle basement” part... not okay.

@rSlash

5 жыл бұрын

Was my audio too loud?

@cornnflaekk675

5 жыл бұрын

@@rSlash it was just uncomfortable to listen to

@wat245

5 жыл бұрын

Same; I was very scared 😂

@janfock3536

5 жыл бұрын

Me to

@hunterhulsey5799

5 жыл бұрын

@@rSlash no. it was just awkward

"Tickle basement" That's creepy enough

14:55 I totally agree, and the fact the EM said “apologize to us now!” I got an evil grin and was like “ Apologize to her in KOREAN”

Me: aloha EP: are YOU insulting ME in a different language?!?

@FutureDeep

5 жыл бұрын

EP: Did you say hello or goodbye? Tell me now or I'll call the police.

@blueefacejunior7725

5 жыл бұрын

@@FutureDeep are you really going to call the police? Tell me right now or I'm calling the police.

@stevenv9451

5 жыл бұрын

@@blueefacejunior7725 are you gonna call the police for calling the police tell me or i will call the police on you

@jinniptions7596

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll call the police on whoever comments next

@cascottage

5 жыл бұрын

@@jinniptions7596 uh oh

You could say 不，你 Which literally translates to NO YOU

@williamckinley

5 жыл бұрын

3.1415926535897932384 that's all i know

@redstonetactic

5 жыл бұрын

I know Chinese

@YouTuber-vs2rf

5 жыл бұрын

ρнσєиιχ_нєαт 500 me too, i know how to say it but don’t know how to write some characters

@jevilthedeviljester747

5 жыл бұрын

*G A S P*

@KingMB_XJ_Official

5 жыл бұрын

How the hell did you get those foreign characters.(I don't want to assume what language it is.)

The only saving grace for the first mother was the store rep recognized the surname of the little girl, and this was not in America. I would of called the police then cps, I have worked retail for several stores, and thankfully this has never happened.

if someone yelled at me for speaking korean in america i would just keep speaking korean so id be like shes talking to a rock

Rslash: Tickle basement KZread: *IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*

@bronyboy6923

5 жыл бұрын

@J•Erikdoes he have monetizasion or however its spelled

@masterred8566

5 жыл бұрын

👌😹👌

@janetmenasian5250

5 жыл бұрын

This is tru

@thatthunder3399

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna sing sad! By xxxtention

@samarrabeyer3459

5 жыл бұрын

I wish I could say that I’m surprised if youtube did that, but given how it is today, I’m just not impressed with anything, so I would see that coming.

I would called the police on the woman for leaving the child in the book store

@kf338

4 жыл бұрын

In a heartbeat

@bomberthetomber1258

3 жыл бұрын

But you wouldn't have gotten the wine then

@user-oy5hm5pi7u

3 жыл бұрын

@Damon Miller every entitled Karen

@silveritea

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder how expensive that bottle of wine actually was?

@AtotehZ

3 жыл бұрын

I don't doubt that OP would've gone there if she couldn't get information out of the girl.

I have a similar story. English is my first language, but I am fluent in Russian. We had a foreign exchange student come to our school from Russia. I'm very shy so I didn't speak to her, but other people that knew some Russian did. I overheard her making fun of how overweight I am. (Note that I'm not overweight, I'm curvy bug very healthy) She called me homophobic slurs and shamed me for being Atheist.I started to talk to her in Russian and she was completely shocked, she didn't know I spoke Russian. Her: (in Russian) "What do you want?" Me:(in Russian) "I heard you were making fun if me," at that moment I notice her shocked face. So then I said "That's right b**ch I am fluent in Russian. Never disrespect me or me religion. And anotherthing, don't talk about me begun my back. I'm not am easy target and I won't be mad fun of. You have no proof of any God existing, so don't be entitled to your own opinion." She sits there with a shocked face. She then proceeds to apologize multiple times. Her: (in Russian) "I'm sorry, I'm just jealous of how pretty you are an I didn't know how to tell you because I didn't know you knew Russian. My parents forced my religion onto me. Im sorry" I accept her apology. She ends up being my closest friend and I got to help her learn and understand English. Best day of my life.

As a Dane, I mix English and a little Korean into my Danish vocabulary e.g. I call my youngest "agi-ah" (meaning "baby" in Korean) and one time a teacher told me I should only speak my mother tongue to the kids - as she was teaching English class 🤔

"Are you bullying my Child?!" Me: Да.

@neils.6947

4 жыл бұрын

Ah... Russain.

@masons.4287

4 жыл бұрын

😂 and you can say “да, теперь иди домой сука.” (Yes, now go home B*tch) Still learning so hopefully I said it right lol I think Russian is the perfect language to talk shit in. Sounds terrifying when someone doesn’t understand

@Volkswagen_will

4 жыл бұрын

DA

@pumpkinemperor7966

4 жыл бұрын

rusian or crotian,serbian

@srdjandakulovic6052

4 жыл бұрын

wich in serbian Da je yes but i do not know if it is bc that is also yes for russina and croatian and some other slavic languages

"This is America, speak English!" "Taaa, Ameryka, nie ANGLIA, gratki za własny język który wcale nie jest wasz" (Polish: "Yeaaah, America, not ENGLAND, congrats for using your language that isn't actually yours")

@arrechera-lover

4 жыл бұрын

AkemiFlameborg daaaaaaamn :0

@MrDjstub

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@raptormelapl3890

4 жыл бұрын

o cholera drugi Polak!

@ahyesexistence1586

4 жыл бұрын

Nice, that would have been AMAZING.

@ysteinsolheim6224

4 жыл бұрын

AkemiFlameborg ✊️

When you're trilingual so you can insult them multiple times (Chinese, English and Malay)

"we can go play in my tickle basement" -rSLASH

Ep: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!" Little does she know........ I am Canadian

@erikredacted956

5 жыл бұрын

Dun dun dun!!

@kassandrareaper7087

5 жыл бұрын

Entitled Kid: Then why don't you speak Canadian? Me: Mais le gosse vas se taire bon sang!

@creamice_duck5405

5 жыл бұрын

Lolololloolooooooloploloooollololo

@carriedthunder6788

5 жыл бұрын

EH

@CaptFishy

5 жыл бұрын

Aani

I live in America. My family comes from a Spanish speaking country. I can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. *Come at me bro.*

@FallenStarVA

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. Eso es un poco impresionante.. Y tal vez un poco agresivo, pero el EK y EM lo merecen. *Claps*

@silaswyda3339

5 жыл бұрын

@@FallenStarVA why can I read that I speak french

@seanbuckley3864

5 жыл бұрын

@Jayden Wyda because they are both Romance languages

@miguelvelazquez4123

5 жыл бұрын

Same here about the family thing

@calebbb_c

5 жыл бұрын

응응~

In reference to the last story about the two Korean girls, I do have a story to tell lol. Back when I was in middle school (2005), we had a very cool principal named Jose Negron. Just like most middle schools, we had a student drop off Area. Also, just for reference, Jose no way resembled the norm of what a Hispanic person would look like in your mind. They actually look more white than anything. AnyWho, One morning, a very irate Hispanic mom was getting quite upset that the line was taking too long to drop off her child. Cursing and wailing, honking her horn, You get the jest of it. Jose quickly noticed and went over to her since he was directing the traffic that morning. He immediately asked her kindly to calm down and stop cursing and wait her turn since there was no rush. That set her off even more. She then proceeded to start cussing and wailing and yelling in Spanish at Jose in very colorful language. I know this, because we had several Hispanic students in my school that we’re not shy about teaching as white kids most of the cuss words That we already knew , But in Spanish lol. And let’s just say they were not nice. Jose took off his glasses turn your straightener face right there at her car window, held up his hand almost in her face. She was suddenly stunned just about. Almost immediately becoming silent as we all watched. Without skipping a beat, and I’m only gonna say this in English because this was later told me by a kid in my class who was Mexican born, That she needed to stop yelling, be quiet, and to wait her turn in the drop off line, or he would ban HER from ever dropping her kid off ever again (meaning she would have to make other arrangements as she was a single mom). She was immediately stunned. Because up until then, she thought that this guy directing the traffic was just some other white guy standing around, instead of being a pure blooded Spaniard himself, from across the pond. And yes, he said his peice to her in Spanish. He ended with saying, “so, are you gonna shut up now?…” she rolled up her window, waited the 5 more minutes for her turn, and sped away. We all saw mr. negron the rest of the day with this triumphant grin on his face. 😈😈😈🤪