Entitled Parents give your kid a cold: Thanks! Entitled Parents give your kid chicken pox: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! Entitled Parents give your kid cancer: 😍😍THANK YOU!!! 😍😍 NATURE'S MEDICINE!!! 😍😍

@hi2124

5 жыл бұрын

rSlash hi

@lukazdt5

5 жыл бұрын

rSlash 😂😂😂

@AnkyloDyno

5 жыл бұрын

rSlash fastest click in the west

@namjoonsrealwife

5 жыл бұрын

Early!

@garyross8237

5 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure people like this are like “don’t worry their immune system will take care of cancer 😉 so let your kid get cancer so he can’t get it

ET- I boosted your child’s immune system Me- you better boost my medical payments too bud

@lukazdt5

5 жыл бұрын

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction hahahahaha yes dude this comment made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

@beatrixthegreat1138

5 жыл бұрын

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction and pay me for time I had to take off from work.

@baldyadam4043

5 жыл бұрын

Just live in the uk

@Travelbyailsa

5 жыл бұрын

You don’t need to go to the doctor for chicken pox 😂

@Kris-wo4pj

5 жыл бұрын

@@Travelbyailsa considering that shit is fatal to small kids and raises your chance for shingles in adult hood by a significant amount. I'd make sure to sue them if I got shingles fuck that anti vax bs.

Entitled parent:*sees disabled crawling on hands and knees* Entitled parent: GET OFF THE GROUND MY SON COULD TRIP ON YOU

@bobrandomness1055

5 жыл бұрын

Or they would probably say something like "Oh hey, nice horse acting. I'm sure you won't mind my Little Angel Who Isn't A Disgrace To Decency riding on you. Cause after all, disabled people don't exist"

@TheOneButter

5 жыл бұрын

nah, they would claim its sexual

I was literally cheering when Maleficent called off the wedding. Also I'm glad Charming and Maleficent are on good terms.

@DarthSyonFilms

2 жыл бұрын

Right!?! Especially considering how she was in the beginning

@teslagod7221

Жыл бұрын

wait,is that chrming from disney or shrek?i wasn't sure,didnT get closer look which is he.though,really enjoyed the name,"cruella" and "maleficent",since both are of same characteristic.cruella being someone feeling like a goddess,and maleficent used to be mean,but then learned to be a better person...

Ah yes, being a chiropractor, a joint doctor, gives you all the information on vaccines Makes sense, right?

@spydersoup8447

4 жыл бұрын

I have the feeling they just said that just to get the principal to listen to them and sound like they're experts. Besides, if I was the principal, I would ask them to show them their doctors degree, along with explaining them about what an actual chiropractor does.

@cvttx3585

4 жыл бұрын

Spyder Soup I so agree with you dude.

@Longtail626

4 жыл бұрын

Chiropractors don’t need medical degrees, which explains everything

@TraceyJeanne

4 жыл бұрын

John Hoyt • That explains a lot. It seems a lot of chiropractors I know of believe in stupid shit and conspiracy theories. I would always think that there’s no way they could possibly have medical degrees with such just straight up wrong medical ‘knowledge’ So it’s because they don’t Makes sense, & Explains a lot

@ianpgmusicfanfictionart

2 жыл бұрын

Well I agree. As someone who knows a lot about Greek mythology. I know I can tell you absolutely everything there is to know about the Trinity.

Two things that never get old---Dark humor and unvaccinated kids.

@austingisel521

5 жыл бұрын

I'm 18, only ever had my tetanus shot because I sliced my thumb to the bone with a lawnmower blade. Happy and healthy with a yearly cold between fall and winter

@MochacchinoPlease

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the joke

@dphorgan

5 жыл бұрын

@@austingisel521 ya, you don't want to get tetanus. It's horrible. A horrible condition prevented by vaccines

@austingisel521

5 жыл бұрын

@@dphorgan I said I did have it :/

@austingisel521

5 жыл бұрын

The shot that is

Kid: When I grow up i wanna be- Karen: I'm gonna stop you right there

@DarthZ01

5 жыл бұрын

When I grow up, I wanna be vaccinated! Kid, I have 2 disappointments for you.

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337

5 жыл бұрын

Kid: When I grow up, I wanna be- Anti-Vaxxer: Slow down there, Buckeroo...

@darryl1279

5 жыл бұрын

Totally an original comment...

@stefanklok8240

5 жыл бұрын

Goddamn it Karen

@AlleywayMurder

5 жыл бұрын

Well fuck you karen I know your weakness you’ll never catch me

*"I killed your kids"* *"You should thank me"*

@BrownSillyCat

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@izzyxox1609

4 жыл бұрын

Fu- I mean *"thank you"*

@Hypershadic23

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos: “You should be grateful.”

@ooflord1409

4 жыл бұрын

Well thanks anti vaxing is free abution

@namelass9758

2 жыл бұрын

Here bic

EP: “ vaccines make people gay!” Me: “Well, then I must have been vaccinated because that would explain why am a lesbian! We’ve finally solved it!”

@thecoolestdaniel4554

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats

@thecoolestdaniel4554

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

Anti vaxxers: My kid is perfectly healthy. *Kid currently dying in hospital bed* Anti vaxxers: *surprised pikachu face*

@JesusChrist-ex7pl

5 жыл бұрын

My child that is not a good joke but it is true i have seen people die becouse of that anti vaxxing it is horrible they get very sick

@Dnugrahari

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. This happened in my country more than once.

@JesusChrist-ex7pl

5 жыл бұрын

Well that is very sad

@Dnugrahari

5 жыл бұрын

@@JesusChrist-ex7pl yeah, it is. The kicker is that the parents doesn't learn a thing and just say its God's will. And still no vaccinations for their other children. Smh

@JesusChrist-ex7pl

5 жыл бұрын

What there using fathers name that is very sinful

If you fight an Anti-Vax kid, sneeze on your fist for Poison Damage Also, I love how in the 2nd story, the Entitled Kid Maleficient (Who, thank god, had a brain) and the OP’s Mom actually crafted the revenge together

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337

5 жыл бұрын

Justice Gagne I think this story was in another video

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337

5 жыл бұрын

Ice Shoot blow darts full of spit at him for ranged and poison damage

@drewand7434

5 жыл бұрын

Finds an antivaxxer kid: Me: you used sneeze! Its super effective!

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337

5 жыл бұрын

Drewand 743 Anti-Vaxx Kid fainted! Got: Child-Sized Coffin, 3000₽

Second story’s OP: Gamora Maleficient: Nebula Cruella: Thanos

@dumblenutz5561

5 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@TennantJunkie1993

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos pinned Gamora and Nebula against each other by threatening to kill both of them though. The second story's OP didn't live with her aunt.

@mastagamazero4358

4 жыл бұрын

@@TennantJunkie1993 While Thanos' favoritism for Gamora doesn't apply to Cruella and OP, it does make some sense since it caused Nebula to resent her sister for most of their lives until they finally made up and decided to oppose Thanos, so that comparison is pretty accurate

@TennantJunkie1993

4 жыл бұрын

@@mastagamazero4358 I see the point.

@drzeeshan1000

3 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for malificent. It’s not her fault and she has the right to be upset. I’m not saying it OP’S fault its the aunt’s fault, but come on, if YOUR mother was punishing you for not having having better grades than your cousin. Malificent you go girl your amazing :)

4:56 jokes on you, I already have asperger and being autistic is not as bad as people think. Autistic people *USUALLY* (not always) are smarter than average and think more out of the box, but you gotta know them to like them. According to this book I'm reading while typing this...

@Anna-pd3mz

5 жыл бұрын

i know people are ignorant fucks

@cecipasttenseseesaw

5 жыл бұрын

Like first of all they don't cause autism, and second they'd rather have a dead child than an autistic child?????? I hate people D:

@Kuoddo

5 жыл бұрын

As an Autistic person myself, I'm mostly mute around school because I have a lack of communication skills. AND as far as I know, most Aspergers' problem is the same as mine. So... yeah.

@alexanderrahl7034

5 жыл бұрын

@@cecipasttenseseesaw hey man! If i dont get an opinion on abortion cuz im a man, you dont get an opinion about us autistic people! Lol (jk)

@alexanderrahl7034

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kuoddo we get a -2 to charisma and -25 to speech. But +2 to intellect and creativity lol

These damn plague enthusiasts just brought child sized coffins back to business.

@H0R3LQYX

5 жыл бұрын

RR.STUDIOS It's the only reason I'm thriving -buisness wise- I currently have an order for 32 Child sized coffins.

@mrjanuary5228

5 жыл бұрын

Someone playing on easy in plague inc

@dphorgan

5 жыл бұрын

FUCK ANTI-VAXXERS

@boisthap9763

5 жыл бұрын

David January i played on plague inc and named my virus Kardashian. No one caught it and it quickly got cured.

@spicylizards4714

5 жыл бұрын

@@H0R3LQYX LMAO

'Until 7 of us remained.' Damn that sounds like a really after epic battle celebration

@dearmre2599

5 жыл бұрын

Y'all have won the Kindergarten (or whatever grade that was) hunger games lol

@qberrygamz7049

4 жыл бұрын

TODDLER FIGHT CLUB

@bobthehouseplant5152

2 жыл бұрын

“The lucky seven” rated PG

Autism doesn't work that way. Besides, I already have autism.

@masonskaggs7775

5 жыл бұрын

I also have autism

@noctush3138

5 жыл бұрын

I also have autism

@killerknight123

5 жыл бұрын

I know someone who has autism she’s my friend

@killerknight123

5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Reynolds it is not the worst kind a light one she is the same age as me 14

@killerknight123

5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Reynolds no I don’t but Other students say we are a couple even though we are friends

Being a chiropractor doesnt mean you have a medical degree. That only means they are good with bones.

@beatrixthegreat1138

5 жыл бұрын

TracerBull }No videos yet but still subscribe{ but didn’t you know being a chiropractor makes you an expert in everything above all experts

@kannonball5789

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad they give no bones about being publicly known nutcases.

@MrSuperbeast92

5 жыл бұрын

@@kannonball5789 xD

Antivaxxers: *exists* Baby coffin makers: *evil laughing*

@natashasinclair7433

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@killjoy555.

5 жыл бұрын

(:

@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539

5 жыл бұрын

へへへへ！！！！ははは！！！！

@kittkattthecat

5 жыл бұрын

@@ellie77 Yeah, that sums it up pretty well

@thecourtjester2610

5 жыл бұрын

Well, time to buy stock in the child coffin business...

I love the second story, honestly is a pleasant surprise to see a child who was cottled and doted on actually rebel against their entitled and narcissistic parent. Most of these stories love to make the children either act like the entitled parent, or just embarrassed at their parent's attitude.

Chiropractor's are the premiere experts on medicine. Better listen to what I say. I'm a Whale Biologist.

@lillianwintz6285

5 жыл бұрын

And Leela's swimsuit is not doing her any favors. These are the things whale biologists know😅

@germanpoptart2964

5 жыл бұрын

Damn, better listen to this boi

@user-ef8ep5di3t

3 жыл бұрын

You are the Chosen One

@TheSaxAppeal

Ай бұрын

At least a whale biologist is still a biologist

As a kid, I used to hate shots and vaccines, still do. But all these stories have made me realize how grateful I should be that my parents aren't insane conspiracy theorists.

@beatrixthegreat1138

5 жыл бұрын

Staplers Break I remember three nurses had to hold down my older brother as he tried to escape and I got praise for sitting quietly and taking the shot

@DantesInferno96

5 жыл бұрын

I hated that polio drop thing. Tasted like ink.

@Sosa40706

5 жыл бұрын

Guess im the only one that enjoyed getting vaccinated

@staplersbreak7136

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sosa40706 why? Did you like the candy or did your parents do something special after? I'm guessing getting stabbed with a needle wasn't the part you especially enjoyed...

@aregolas

5 жыл бұрын

@BlueBerryFairy1 A lot of them believe the lie that vaccines cause autism. those that don't believe that Ethylmercury and methylmercury are the same thing and found in fish. (The latter is in fish the former has a form of it in I believe older vaccines possibly still in them but it's quick through the body.)

Hey, good on Charming for taking responsibility for his daughter despite his parents~

@Docwilson91

5 жыл бұрын

Ruth Nield I know right?

@clayhendrickson8975

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a christain and same as them I don’t really like pre marital sex or divorce stuff really unless you’re in a toxic relationship but I am glad they kept on good terms to give the kid a happy life with both parents in them so that everyone is happy

Plague boy shouldn't've even be allowed to be on school grounds in my opinion. The principal kicked him out wayyy too late!

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

it’s after he showed visual symptoms, it was too late two weeks before

"the entitled apple does not fall far from the entitled tree" xD :/

Just a clean up for anyone who’s confused about the 1st story Chiropractors. Fix. Bones.

@limiv5272

5 жыл бұрын

I thought they crack joints

@dreadcthulhu5

5 жыл бұрын

No, they adjust spines. Doctors fix bones.

@eman2198

5 жыл бұрын

Cynical Cthulhu I mean they are kinda the same things

@dreadcthulhu5

5 жыл бұрын

@@eman2198 Not really. Chiropractors are modern day snake oil salesmen who you constantly need to go to, but never get any better because then how would they make their money.

@eman2198

5 жыл бұрын

Cynical Cthulhu ohhhhh I’m dumb 😅

EB: *breaks OP's arm* EM: *VACCINATIONS MAKES YOUR BONES WEAK YOU DESERVE A BROKEN BONE*

Dude I have to wear knee braces everyday and have a limp because I'm disabled and honestly most kids are not scared of it. They ask me if I skateboard because they look like knee pads and they think it's cool that I'm wearing them not on my skateboard 😂😂

@njmoonfrost6145

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of times kids will just be curious not scared lol

"I got your kids sick. You should be thanking me." Those sound like famous last words for this parent

Kid: "Not Vaccinated and has chicken pox" Parents: It's fine he'll live. Kid: *Dies* Parents: I EXPECTED A THANK YOU! YOU ARE A BRAT

Anti vax mom: prepare for trouble! polio: and make it double!

@murakumo65

5 жыл бұрын

AVM: To protect the world from innoculation. Polio: to infect all peoples within our nation.

@valornetwork508

5 жыл бұрын

Polio

@flyingstonemon3564

5 жыл бұрын

Anti-vaxx

@lucky9293

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dogesmoker5241

5 жыл бұрын

Anti-Vax kid: Hey dude, wanna play Marco pollo Friend: yeah sure, but your pollo AVK: okay *Game Start* AVK: Marco! Mysterious Voice: Polio! *AVK turns around to see his mom* AVK: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"The entitled apple dosent fall far from the entitled tree" that is the best phrase i have ever heard

Fun fact: the person who MADE Pokémon had autism

@uliran9

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I should be somewhat intrigued or laughing

@xXCrimebossX

5 жыл бұрын

really cool I'm autistic

@strawberrysoulforever8336

9 күн бұрын

Satoshi Tajiri had a great imagination. I'm not a Pokemon fan although I used to love the anime when I was tiny, but I can still appreciate all the worldbuilding that was put into it. I mean, all the Pokemon, all the attacks, all the different levels, etc. Also, does that mean that as a Ditto advances, you can teach them every attack depending on what Pokemon they transform into? I've heard Ditto has terrible stats, but shouldn't their stats be invalid considering they never battle as themselves?

Is it just me or is being an Antivaxxer a common thing among Entitled Parents? Edit: Man never got so many likes before 😮

@sawyerawr5783

5 жыл бұрын

antivaxxers are the original entitled parents

@grimaria1999

5 жыл бұрын

@@sawyerawr5783 There were entitled parents WAY before vaccines were created.

@oylapeten2

5 жыл бұрын

@@grimaria1999 r/woooosh

@xtrem5428

5 жыл бұрын

It goes with thinking they are always right.

@lloydevans2900

5 жыл бұрын

@@grimaria1999 True enough, but the vaccine / anti-vaxxer "debate" does make it extremely easy to identify who some of the entitled parents are. Of course not all entitled parents are antivaxxers (though it's probably true to say that most are), but every anti-vaxxer parent is inherently entitled. Not only that, but any parent who denies vaccinations to their own kids (without a bona fide medical justification) is guilty of child abuse. The term "anti-vaxxer" is far too mild and not quite accurate: It should be referred to as "disease enabling", because that's the reality of the anti-vaxxer position, regardless of any "rationalisations" they invent to suit their beliefs.

Please don't cover r/raisedbynarcissists. It's a support sub, not a humour sub, and they don't like people posting the stories elsewhere as it can lead to the OPs being harassed in real life. (I commented this below, but feel I need to post it here as well for those scrolling by. I'm horrified by some of the responses.) No, it's not the forbidden apple, and you are insensitive if you think the sub exists to provide you with lulz. To give you an idea of what the sub consists of, it's children who are grieving the loss of abusive parents, their rapists and all manner of things. Sure, they laugh at their abusers sometimes but that is a way to COPE. They laugh at the insanity of what they have survived. Their sub, like many others, has been shut down by the media being predatory and ripping the information right from it. It is not right to take their abuse and turn it into content for your channel. It baffles me that this can even cross your mind. Is it a public forum? Yes, they post it there to be seen by people who are in a similar boat. Not for it to be seen by people who want to get kicks out of it. I have been on the sub before, none of the OPs would agree to it. It's a deeply personal situation a lot of the time, not a recounting of funny stories. It's not a sub there for your entertainment, it is there to provide help to people in their most vulnerable hours. "They might not like it, but they can't stop it." They can stop it by internalising all of the upset that comes from their abuse and never speaking out. I apologise if this comes off as heated, but I'm not ok with us turning peoples abuse into content. Abuse is not content, and never will be. r/raisedbynarcissists isn't like r/entitledparents. Please leave them alone.

@beatrixthegreat1138

5 жыл бұрын

Not A Cat it’s support? Okay thanks, my folks might have been borderline so I should join it

@notacatnt

5 жыл бұрын

@@beatrixthegreat1138 Yep - the community tends to be nice from what I've seen of them. They've had to lock down the sub before because the stories have been stolen and posted elsewhere, which is why I really hope nobody starts to post about it on KZread.

@camzoman

5 жыл бұрын

+

@macdhomhnaill7721

5 жыл бұрын

Not A Cat I’ll have to check that out. Thanks.

@CR-gh5bp

5 жыл бұрын

Boosting

You should change your title. “I made your children sick with a very deadly disease! I DESERVE a thank you!”

@sovietunion126

5 жыл бұрын

Probably ture to be honest

@plunge3127

4 жыл бұрын

it's just the first storie

@plunge3127

4 жыл бұрын

Gaming Scott nvm I didn't read the title yet I'm dumb

@plunge3127

4 жыл бұрын

true true

@LunaP1

2 жыл бұрын

Those EPs deserve to be charged as bio terrorist.

The second one should also be on r/Prorevenge. Just saying, that's some WICKED revenge. #MomOfTheWeek

Me: *crawling on my hands and knees* EK: giddy up horsey

"The only safest option is to crawl on your hands and knees" EP: "My son deserves your hands and knees more than you! You obviously don't know how to walk properly!"

These are addictive, ive been watching your videos and TIME FLYS during work. THANK YOU!

That story with Cruella - my jaw dropped when the method for paying for the wedding was mentioned. That is utterly disgusting.

I loved this episode and laughed a lot. I just wish they would stop with the autism thing. Autism is proven to be given at birth, not from vaccines. It's not something to joke about as I have it and suffer from it. Also no, chiropractors do not deal with vaccines at all, for those wondering. Edit: Thank y'all for all the support. This kind of thing really helps with my depression. :)

@para_momal

5 жыл бұрын

You are one awesome kid. 👍

@onyxwanderer1536

5 жыл бұрын

My little boy is autistic too. It can be debilitating and makes some simple tasks very difficult for my boy. Saying vaccinations cause it is absolute rubbish! Perpetuating that idea just puts kids lives at risk. Ridiculous.

@joshuagaming7754

5 жыл бұрын

@@onyxwanderer1536 I absolutely agree that this is ridiculous. Also, I wish you good luck with your son. :)

@onyxwanderer1536

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshuagaming7754 aww thank you. Kind of you to say. Best of luck to you too! :)

@alphastorm7051

5 жыл бұрын

I'm autistic as well. I have no problem with rSlash joking about it like that, but those claims that it's caused by vaccines... *Sigh* Anyway, have an awesome life!

Entitled parents should come with warnings that way we can spot them and avoid them

@dreadcthulhu5

5 жыл бұрын

Just look for the smug expression and condescending tone of voice.

I didn’t realize how lucky I was to get my vaccines. Thanks mom and dad :D

Chicken pox has an incubation period of about a week. If the kid infected the other child he/she would not have any symptoms for about a week. If the others got it they were all infected about the same time as the original kid. Fir introducing the virus to the other kids she made them all susceptible to shingles, which often recur, and are very painful.

Do not touch raisedbynarcissists please. That is a place for people to go for support it does not need the attention of KZread. Otherwise love the videos and keep up the good work.

@CR-gh5bp

5 жыл бұрын

Boosting this

@jeffmartyn6743

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, your channel is quite entertaining, and for the most part it's nice to sympathize with the victims of entitled parents or enjoy the sweet karma of pro revenge. raised by narcissists should be left alone, though I do thank you for mentioning them and getting them a bit of a spotlight. You'll probably bring people to the subreddit and maybe someone will get to share their story, but putting them up on youtube would probably not work out well. Thanks for the spotlight on that reddit, and continue doing entitled parents.

@justajcrispy3406

5 жыл бұрын

@@aboynamedtom1196 lmao

@jackp3225

5 жыл бұрын

We want it

@JBlooey

5 жыл бұрын

I was "raised" by a narcissist. I put quotation marks because he was an absent father for the first 14 years of my life. I still hate him for that.

"But ma'am, this is a vaccine against autism" ~~IGNORANCE INTENSIFIES~~

@nickiegoldinhart

5 жыл бұрын

Omg perfect!!

@AmaryInkawult

5 жыл бұрын

I told an anti-vaxxer this... I seen the blue screen of death in their eyes!

@pshuckle7488

5 жыл бұрын

Would be funnier if an autism vaccine were possible.

@venomquill308

5 жыл бұрын

@@pshuckle7488 sorta, except it's a generic mutation, resulting in a different brain structure which is why it's unfathomable how people still believe the vaccines/autism thing. However... What if we disguised vaccines for things like Polio and chickenpox as "autism" or "gay" vaccines? Or just fl some weird crystal stuff like "Oh, we used moon stones to reflect the full moon's light and prayers to purify this vaccine. By taking this vaccine, you're literally injecting yourself with God's love. Jesus would want you to do it."

@rapucha6295

5 жыл бұрын

@@venomquill308 There is indeed a genetic predisposition to autism, but its exacerbated by environmental factors such as: - heavily processed foods - fast food - artificial colors and flavors - preservatives - hormones & antibiotics in meat and dairy See the trend? Autism is exacerbated by the intake of synthetic chemicals. And guess what adjuvants are found in vaccines? - mercury: linked to infertility, neurodegeneration, and autism - formaldehyde: a preservative, a biocide, a carcinogen - squalene: first used in the Gulf War, associated with Gulf War Syndrome - and about 50 others. Now check out the autism rates in the high-vaccination west (USA) and the low vaccination east (Poland): - Poland: 3/10 000 - USA: 222/10 000 www.focusforhealth.org/autism-rates-across-the-developed-world/ Yup. This evidence would be enough to provoke any reasonable person into reconsidering their unthinking, pro-vaccine stance. So feel free to express your pathetic ignorance about the risks associated with excessive vaccination, feel free to ridicule vaccine-cautious parents, and feel free to fuck your kids up for life.

The chiropractor story is hilarious, I used to visit one for back and wrist pain until I got my diagnosis for autism (which I was delighted with) and excitedly told her, only for her to ask if it was before or after my vaccines..... I never went back

Rslah you should make a redit thing called r\entitledyoutubers it would probably get a lot of stories

I was already subscribed to you and my autism didn't cure.... I demand you give me the right cure or I'll take it to court ;-) PS: Love your videos and daily upload(s), keep it up!

@nickiegoldinhart

5 жыл бұрын

You're supposed to also demand to have his channel. ;)

@heek8964

5 жыл бұрын

what're you talking about "cure" autism doesn't need a cure cause it's not a disease! you can try all you want but there's no way to fix something that was never broken.

@LuccyLuc

5 жыл бұрын

you do know that hes not really making actual content right?

@sevenguardians7517

5 жыл бұрын

I have Aspergers autism isn’t a disease and antivaxers dipshits really make my skin crawl painting autism like it’s a bad thing or the plague that and autism speaks the corrupt greedy organization that spreads the stigma that autism is a horrible thing

@LuccyLuc

5 жыл бұрын

@@Gabriel-dp7sj yeah just because i watched doesnt mean its good

Ep: makes kid sick kid: are you mad? Ep: *plays ‘you’re welcome’ from moana

@shrimp.thursday

5 жыл бұрын

You're welcome*

@thewitheringproduction1761

5 жыл бұрын

what can i sayyyy except *THE N WORD*

@lukazdt5

5 жыл бұрын

Why do I Exist bro like why just enjoy the joke why you always have to like ruin the joke with grammar corrections people like you are so annoying

@shrimp.thursday

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukazdt5 lol

@KingHeadass44

5 жыл бұрын

Short Stop Motions _yeet_

After I watched through all of these, I personally THANKED my parents for raising me *right.* I may butt heads with my family a lot due to me having a rather short fuse, (i need to work on that) but at least they didn't raise me to be a spoiled twat.

thanks for making my kids sick... OP: what u getting Son:Claymidia OP: no for a snack...

@NylaTheWolf

4 жыл бұрын

you know chlamydia is an STD, right...?

The entitled Apple doesn't fall far from the entitled tree. Well said my friend, well said. 👏👏

Its 12:11 AM...gotta sleep. R/slash: *Uploads video* Me: NEVERMIND.

Early childhood professional here; when it comes to rules regarding chickenpox (at least in my province), we don’t send a kid with chickenpox marks home right away, unless they’re too sick to participate, and then they’re expected to stay home until they’re healed. This is because chickenpox is the most contagious up to two days before the rash appears. So while we might isolate and/or immediately call parents to pick their child up with other illnesses, we don’t necessarily do so if we see pox marks; because all the other kids in the room have probably already caught it a few days ago (if they haven’t had it yet, or not been vaccinated). Yes, I agree that no parent should force a kid covered with itchy, crusty blisters to go to school. This is just explaining why the principal probably wasn’t immediately concerned. As for the kids who immediately started itching after he came in; that’s a natural, psychological response to seeing an illness that causes severe itching. It kinda gets into your head. Either that, or they’d caught the pox from the kid earlier and were just starting to blister.

Here's the thing: I live in a rather small, Northern European country. We don't vaccinate children against chicken pox, unless they have a family history of having severe consequenses of going through the disease. The country where I live in it is actually encoraged to get children infected with chicken pox because after you've had it once you develop an immunity against the disease (in most cases about 95% of them). Children endure chicken pox rather well, only having slight fever and itching marks, where as in adult cases it can be lethal (fever goes so high it causes damage, throat swells so much you can't breath etc.). So vaccination against chicken pox can be a bit over protective in most cases. But yet again, I don't know what kind of bacterial-, immune- or vaccination system people have espescially in the US or other countries. I'm deffinetly not an anti-vacciner, but I do think that some vaccines are necessary and some are not.

Parent:VACCINATIONS cause AUTISM Parent of parent:when can I vaccinate my children

@yoshiogamersiblings

5 жыл бұрын

Anti vaxxers are the most ignorant people in existence.

@randomguy9515

5 жыл бұрын

why wouldnt we let the antivaxxers die? there will be none soon... + extra work for the coffins ;D

@yoshiogamersiblings

5 жыл бұрын

It's better to send them to a remote island and let them all die off.

@randomguy9515

5 жыл бұрын

@@yoshiogamersiblings *And welcome back guys to a new episode of 'Battle Royale: Real Life' , who would die today?*

Depression? Killed itself Suicidal thoughts? Moved to china Family issues? Never heard of it Anxiety? Stayed in school Hotel? Trivago

@colin.g1537

5 жыл бұрын

Rakuten? Annoying ad

@humpherylemmesmash8303

5 жыл бұрын

love it

@symbiotee4

5 жыл бұрын

Copy? Paste

@Mystninja

5 жыл бұрын

Arse? Hat.

2:30 Chicken pox is a 10-21 day thing, from exposure to disease manifestation.

Incubation time for varicella (chicken pox) is 14 to 16 days according to cdc. it was probably either psychosomatic or the other kids who got chicken pox before the 14 day period had been exposed around the same time (2 weeks earlier)

*The doo-doo hits the fan* -Rslash2019

I love r/raisedbynarcissists too, though I agree with your decision to not cover it on this channel. Loved the second story. So satisfying.

5:00 joke's on you, i already have it!

This reminded me of our graduation. My classmates got chiken pox and I was one of the luck survivors that didn't get chicken pox.

God, Rslash is probably the most adorable reddit story uploader ever. The way he laughs and gets hyped up during the stories makes me feel like I'm talking to a friend. Like when someone starts talking about stuff they're super passionate about and get 10x cuter, you can legitimately feel the excitement in his voice, and honestly each video brightens up my day. Thank you for making content. Anyone else agree?

@venomquill308

5 жыл бұрын

I agree completely.

@lindsaywallis3570

5 жыл бұрын

yes yes yes! he, sorrow tv, and soothouse are my favorite people on this hellhole of a site. i don’t get to go out with friends a lot because i’m usually working so watching his videos just makes me feel like i’m spending time with a close friend

@itsthatonechickagaincallth5998

5 жыл бұрын

@@lindsaywallis3570 Omg same here

meanwhile in finland: kid: *has chickenpox* every parent around: BRING YOUR KIDS OVER WE GOT CHIKIN POX

@Travelbyailsa

5 жыл бұрын

And everywhere else apart from the US

@Mazza134

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this exactly! Here in the UK we even have chicken pox parties as it’s better to get your kids to have it younger, I didn’t know that the US vaccinated for chicken pox

@aerozfeather5262

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mazza134 Right? It's so weird! When I googled up what chicken pox is (for straight translation) I was like uhh... why do you have vaccines for that?

@scarletamazon3455

5 жыл бұрын

@@Red-hy8df I live in the UK too, and have heard about it. It used to be pretty common when I was a kid and got chickenpox, and that was 25 years ago. Chickenpox as an adult can be serious, so it's better to have it young and develop that immunity. Hence why parents would get together to expose their kids to chickenpox when someone came down with it. Sounds crazy, but it's true.

@Colaman112

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely make your kids to have it as kids. I had it couple of years ago when I was 20. Was. Not. Fun!

As someone who had chickenpox in junior high (it's not mandatory here in Italy), I'm taking the first one personally.

Actually in “Ye Olde Times” (early seventies) trying to get kids chicken pox is something parents would do because they wouldn’t get it later, the kid with chicken pox became like the most popular kid in school for a week straight. It’s pretty epic

EP: aye I get kids sick all the times you know what I should get payed Op:where the hell the police or military this ain't right

Don't do r/raisedbynarcissists it's people trying to vent and most people don't want those stories made public.

@Redstoneprime316

5 жыл бұрын

If they didn't want their stories public, they wouldn't have posted them on a public forum (Reddit).

@biscuitstix_

5 жыл бұрын

@@Redstoneprime316 Gotta agree w/ Redstone here.

@dphorgan

5 жыл бұрын

@@Redstoneprime316 People are fucking weird on Reddit......

@korryngregory5090

5 жыл бұрын

@@Redstoneprime316 A support forum is way different than a curated youtube channel though. Or would it not be distasteful if youtubers started reading posts on r/suicidewatch? They're public too, after all.

@ij4572

5 жыл бұрын

@@korryngregory5090 THIS!!!!

Wait has no one else ever heard of a chicken pox party? My wife was specifically put in a room with a child that had Pox in order to catch it. Chicken Pox is not dangerous to MOST children as long as it is contracted early. Atleast that’s what I’ve always been told.

For the kid with the chicken pox, they actually were already too late. Chicken pox is contagious BEFORE the spots appear. The kid had chicken pox before the spots appeared, and therefor spread it to the rest of the class before they had the chance to do anything about it. No one else was in any danger once the spots appeared.

@bluespinarak7410

4 жыл бұрын

He should have been taken out of school anyways, but he wasn’t a hazard.

*a 3000 check would be great payment for getting you sick* *thank youuuu!*

@dragonfruit7236

5 жыл бұрын

Ayy, nice profile pic

@sarinkim2561

5 жыл бұрын

Is thats a seraphina i see in your profile picture

@Acct882

5 жыл бұрын

Did you ever get your powers back?

@ssnowypug

5 жыл бұрын

King A Derp i did ;)

@ssnowypug

5 жыл бұрын

DragonFruit Chan thanks

I love r/entitledparents probably my favorite sub reddit

@urtriggeredaf3879

5 жыл бұрын

I like r/prorevenge

@idkkkkk92

5 жыл бұрын

R/oldpeoplefacebook and r/prorevenge

@anyaburniston4765

5 жыл бұрын

Midnight Omega Gaming yup

@loafyu5405

5 жыл бұрын

I like that one and r/nosleep oof

I'd love to see some raised by narcissists stories on here. My father is a narcissist, and most people don't realize how bad it gets.

Chickenpox incubation is about 2 weeks so the kids probably started itching as a visceral response to seeing him, and got sick because he'd exposed them before knowing he was sick.

Hey rslash, have you tried doing r/creepyasterisks? It's really cringey/funny lmao

@gamingimpossibl

5 жыл бұрын

What is that?

@neurotica5461

5 жыл бұрын

@@gamingimpossibl you know you can just google it.... sigh www.reddit.com/r/creepyasterisks?

@krishaunafisher

5 жыл бұрын

@@gamingimpossibl like that thing where people go * blushes as my bulge grows in my pants * when they text someone.

@treehugger0241

5 жыл бұрын

@@neurotica5461 I felt nauseous five posts in. I think I'd rather rslash didn't cover that one.

@oken6023

5 жыл бұрын

uwu *pounces on you* hiiii Excuse me while I drink bleach. I need to cleanse myself after that

First off. If you're chiropractors, you are not medical geniuses about vaccines. Second off. Here's a poem that sums up r/entitledparents Hippity Hoppity That's now our property Especially your cute doggity for my little sweet daughtery

Back in the sixties they used to actually have chicken pox parties where if one kid got sick everyone in the neighborhood would let their kids hang out with the sick child at a party so that all the kids would get Chickenpox now rather than later my mom actually went to one

Oh God I love his entitled voice😂😂😂

Jokes on you. I'm already autistic!

@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797

5 жыл бұрын

Me too!

That chicken pox story is such bs. How is a five year old omniscient? No way they could know about what happened in the principal's office.

@micapowder1221

5 жыл бұрын

Blue Smoke the conversation could have happened close enough to the classroom, or they could have heard about it from someone. Something like this happens, I think the teacher would probably tell the kids something about what happened

I was wheezing with laughter when they said that they were licensed chiropractors because MY chiropractor is an insane conspiracy theorist (I have a genetic disorder and he blamed it on the covid vaccine lmaooooo)

Apparently something that my sisters class did was like throw parties when someone had chicken poxs so all the kids got it and it was over and done with. Idk if that's a good or bad thing but at least the parents weren't forced to get their kids sick? It is better to get chicken pox when you're younger tho ngl

Every dislike is from an unvaccinated person wait... never mind they're from the sad parents

@botermb6559

5 жыл бұрын

I think you mean parents that are confused of why their child wasn't strong enough to fight off deadly illnesses

@a1oilsauce

5 жыл бұрын

@@botermb6559 WoWiE rEaLlY, i think thats why i made the joke

@botermb6559

5 жыл бұрын

@@a1oilsauce I was implying that they feel no remorse for killing their kid

@a1oilsauce

5 жыл бұрын

@@botermb6559 k o

@muffin1571

5 жыл бұрын

Name 27 HOLY *SHIT*

The video is 15 minutes long and posted 3 minutes ago, but there is already 1 dislike! You didn’t even watch the whole video!

@DarkLink1996

5 жыл бұрын

Pro-Plague people got triggered

@KrazyKolaMan

5 жыл бұрын

There is 2 dislike now

@_Anthony___

5 жыл бұрын

5 now and it hasn't even been the 15 minutes

@onyxwanderer1536

5 жыл бұрын

Lol KZread bot conspiracy!!!

@gabirivero1304

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and also there is more likes back then and they did not watch the video .-.

“The doodoo hits the fan” lmao

Imagine being one of those seven kids! Like they're the only survivors of a zombie apocalypse, looking at eachother, thinking "We have survived. We're here... The chicken pox won't take us!". XD

Yass my favourite time of night/morning when Rslash uploads! (12:37am)

@N0rmandy

5 жыл бұрын

Get on my level 1:56am Why do I do this to myself

@Swnsasy

5 жыл бұрын

Hey where the heck are you guys? It's 11:30am in Florida 😁

@rosiekerr344

5 жыл бұрын

Swnsasy _ haha I’m all the way in Australia 🇦🇺

@rosiekerr344

5 жыл бұрын

Benjamin damnnn cannot argue dat 😂😂

@Swnsasy

5 жыл бұрын

@@rosiekerr344 Omgosh! So umm, you coming to the US anytime soon? Well.. I was just asking because I was wanting to see if you could please smuggle me in your suite case and take me away from this MADNESS I have to live in 😁 I think we can convince your Government that I was stolen as a baby, taken outside in the sun to much is why I'm darker than you but we REALLY WHERE TWINS at birth!! Yep! I'm thinking we can pull this off 😁😁😁😁 hehe

R/entitledparents is my favorite subreddit. Just me? Ok.

@kellyanglim7855

5 жыл бұрын

McJagger Moves naw m8 me to

@corporalroebuckcodww2610

5 жыл бұрын

Kelly Anglim aIgHt, 😂😂

@corporalroebuckcodww2610

5 жыл бұрын

Voltage The Pikachu XD

@uliran9

5 жыл бұрын

@@corporalroebuckcodww2610 My favorite is r/prorevenge. I don't like r/supernova revenge because rslash doesn't go there to make vids

When I was in kindergarten in 1987, everyone just had to get chicken pox. There was no vaccine then. You got it, then you never got it again. I barely remember having it, as I was only 5 when I got it, and my nurse's aide mom did everything possible to keep me from itching too much. (Oatmeal baths, calamine lotion, etc)

Wts, I am subscribing to this channel but I still got my Aspergers syndrom 😲 Good thing I'm vaccinated 💉

Chiropractors knowing stuff. That was the funniest thing about this video.

But if you were on your hands and knees they would say “let my precious angel get on your back because my angel is super tired”

@yamillara5626

5 жыл бұрын

Tommy Sparling honestly

My school, about 360 kids, in 2016, had a stomach bug mini epidemic school wide. It started with the kindergarteners, soon we only had 3 kindergarten left in the whole school, then the grade 1..... and so on. Here are the final numbers at the end of the first day: Kindergarteners: 3 Grade 1: 7 Grade 2: 2 (myself and my best friend) Grade 3: 0 Grade 4: 4 Grade 5: 7 Grade 6: 5 Grade 7: 4 The next day there was only 32 students in the WHOLE school left. The school then sent out and email that all parents should get there kid(s) vaccinated after seeing how fast the sickness spread. Later that year there was another outbreak (still within our school) and a lot of kids didn't get sick. Each class had at least 15 kids out of 30 or 25 fornthe primaries. The only people that got sick were the ones who didnt get vaccinated as the stomach bug also came with severe vomiting, stomach aches, strep throat, aching muscles, migraines, fevers, and the flu which was the worst part that made it so horrible and the school demand vaccinations. Preventable. I was vaccinated the first time it happened and was also vaccinated for other things. Those who weren't vaccinated were not allowed to come back to school until they did. One kid didn't come back for a month and a half because she was so entitled she thought she didn't need to and showed up the next day and was sent home. Her parents forced to to get vaccinated to go back to school or else the school said she'd have to do grade 2 again because she would have missed so much school.

Me:breathes EM:give me your lungs

@sovietunion126

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone not a EM or EK or ED: NO!

I love your channel pally, your voice is really good and feels like if it was an Audio book, let's go for 1M!

@garyross8237

5 жыл бұрын

The Boi Necro I would buy that audiobook #roadto1mil

@lukazdt5

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I hope he gets that one mil

@razielette2159

5 жыл бұрын

@@garyross8237 Indeed man.

EB:Stabs me couple times EM: HE'S MAKING YOU STRONGER BY MURDERING YOU!

Phew!! Glad I'm already a subscriber! Now I'm safe from all illnesses mental and physical!! Thanks youtuber!! Love your humor sir, sorry you're having so many demonetising (sp?) issues. Keep working as hard as you have been, it's much appreciated by us!

Your voicing makes this 9000% times better.