What would you do if an entitled parent tries to give a gun to her spoiled brat?

@sayyidvasquez9925

4 жыл бұрын

Shoot back

@Tsunami0950

4 жыл бұрын

rSlash play DESPACITO

@Damfinsaowefinawe

4 жыл бұрын

Run away

@cloaker1619

4 жыл бұрын

I WOULD DO A MILITARY DISARM ON THE ENTILTED PARENT AND KNOCK HER ASS OUT

@isaiah7057

4 жыл бұрын

I'll just yank it

ngl, the last story was wholesome AF. Good on that person for being the friend that woman needed.

@ZekeTheNerdVX

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@durdleduc8520

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I would have never been able to do that. It’s probably a mom thing.

@zaiderbaiter

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@silis6800

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen lots of EMs who break down from something bad and the storyteller and the EP end up as long time friends.

@zaiderbaiter

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve read some stories like that, but this was the best by far.

That last one… that woman DESERVES respect as she managed to not only tame a Karen, but peel off the sassy entitled outer layer and reveal the scared alone woman underneath

@justadudewhostolebread5836

2 жыл бұрын

I know. Being a good parant and a considerate person isn't hard. But still people are aholes for no reason. Maybe if people learned from this women maybe just maybe people would be much happier and open minded

@dani.2479

2 жыл бұрын

to me hearingg so much mindboggling arguements with karens to me hearing that is fucking *MYTHICAL.*

@Insane_DudeRR

Жыл бұрын

Nah m8. She just activated her secret mother talking powers.

@TyHarrodTX

Жыл бұрын

That last one brought tears to my eyes.

@TyHarrodTX

Жыл бұрын

And then M/ Slash have to ruin the moment…now I can’t stop laughing

Imagine that phone call though: “hello police there’s a toddler with a glock in the park”.

@muchotexto4248

3 жыл бұрын

Timmy: *Holds Compact G29 Gen4 10mm Glock (automatic)* "Dow ywou want two pway?"

@SCP-469

3 жыл бұрын

@@muchotexto4248 Holy. Shit.

@hmhr2822

3 жыл бұрын

@@muchotexto4248 *Holds Desert Eagle* Sure

@YourLocalYter

3 жыл бұрын

jimmy:pulls out a HK21 with a kobra sight, ARS Suppressor, Chainsaw Grip, Green laser, and Armour Piercing Ammunition

@mayhaps801

3 жыл бұрын

@@YourLocalYter This ain’t Phantom Forces

That dads reaction to the lifeguard SAVING his daughter is utter bs, I drowned in 2nd grade on a field trip and yes a grown man had to save me because not even lifeguards saw me as I was pretty small. Resuscitated me and brought me to my teachers who then told me not to tell my mother (I did tell her) and if it weren't for that man saving me I'd be dead today.

@Silver_wind_1987_

Жыл бұрын

My elementary teachers...oh the stories I have. I was actually sexually hurrassed on a bus coming back from our church. The kid was from our neighboring school and this absolute twit commented on my beasts...I was wearing a dress...sandals and a shall over the dress to cover up. This genius of a teacher I had and her little minions as I called them quarnered me in the schools storage/staff room and tried saying it was MY FAULT and blamed ME for it. My mom absolutely FLIPPED and brought my dad with her. We ended up getting the cops involved..yay trauma!

@indigetes

9 ай бұрын

I live in a tourism oriented town. Our population is 6 times higher during high season so we see a lot of crazy entitled people. Once(that I know of) a woman had to be restrained so the safeward could try to do cpr on her teenage daughter, because he was "RAPING.HER.DAUGHTER.!. " I never heard if she made it. On a side note, I just remember one time a tourist swam into the blades of a speedboat that was waiting for the clear to approach the beach inside a restricted area 100meters into the sea. She had to jump over a safety net. Lost a leg.

@Shuichisaihara5499

5 ай бұрын

Well I’m sure your teachers got fired

“Bro wanna huff some raid bug killer later after school” “Nah gonna go play with real guns in the park with my buds”

@foopyt5091

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I prefer harassing pretzel stand workers.

@liathepurplegalactichybrid3321

3 жыл бұрын

This genuinely made me laugh 😄

@beastygamimg5351

3 жыл бұрын

@@foopyt5091 me to i love doing that

@katiebrandt9783

3 жыл бұрын

Id rather accuse employees of being too young to buy beer at a store they work at.

@abifailturner1964

3 жыл бұрын

@@liathepurplegalactichybrid3321 same

Entitled Mom: *becomes nice* Basically everyone who knows the sub: Impossible

@Black-or7sj

4 жыл бұрын

Agree Highly agree Super agree Impossible agree

@vvshadowzvv1912

4 жыл бұрын

You were supposed to destroy the managers not join them

@Spuurtzithink

4 жыл бұрын

VvShadowZvV 19 DonT try it

@NarendraMnr

3 жыл бұрын

eXACTLY

@NT-sx2bd

3 жыл бұрын

DONT GIVE THEM FORGIVENESS.

That thing with the gun is one of the most american things I've ever heard.

@DeathProductions200

3 жыл бұрын

It really is. Im both all here for it, and ashamed of it. Im american if you couldn't tell by that

@eugeniscockrin1314

2 жыл бұрын

can confirm, american asf

@laughingalex7563

2 жыл бұрын

What sad is….here goes. Im 36 turning 37 soon. In first grade, that was nearly 3 decades ago….gun safety discouraged giving even toy guns that looked realistic, let alone an actual firearm, even unloaded. Since lo and behold, the cop might kill the kid even if its unloaded/realistic looking toy gun. (Mentioned in video). This was three decades ago. How have times changed and how stupid and entitled people have become.

@hoper1294

Жыл бұрын

​@@CajunReaper95lol given America's track record, I highly doubt that!

I love that last story. Yeah, it's fun to hear how these entitled parents get what's coming to them/get told off, but the way OP handled that situation was perfect. Seeing there's a problem, being understanding, and helping to get to the root of it. Super wholesome

Your female voice is so good that it legitimately pisses me off.

@AtlasVAL

4 жыл бұрын

lmao I know right?

@SlickNicky10

4 жыл бұрын

It's less of a female voice and more of a "bitch Karen" voice but yeah it's hilarious

@shadowwolflycan6176

4 жыл бұрын

It's glorious.

@cptwentworth

4 жыл бұрын

I know right

@johnallegood4469

4 жыл бұрын

A perfectly accurate imitation of annoying people

Crazy Lady: "it shouldn't be ok for men to give CPR to an unconscious woman!" unconscious woman who is suffering from lack of oxygen: "Guess i'll die"

@TheMinman808

4 жыл бұрын

Dio Brando the dipshit women who said resuscitation is a fancy word for rape I think next time she’s drowning we shall remember this and be like no wait cpr is rape just let here sit there on the bottom of the pool like a fucken hump back whale

@AtlasVAL

4 жыл бұрын

Karen: “I don’t care if you’re dying woman, take one for the team”

@luigi2.5nugent56

4 жыл бұрын

If i give cpr to a man im gay then😕?

@fraunull1572

4 жыл бұрын

@@luigi2.5nugent56 yes

@brian2888

4 жыл бұрын

you said it dio

16:10 This made me choke back tears too. OP is so sweet, and we genuinely need more people like that in the world. And I feel so bad for that mother and her son, I know what its like to deal with someone that drinks. If that person that drinks is violent when they're drunk, it's... Its horrifying. So to see someone else who's just... Scared, and lonely, and to see someone who's helping that person as much as they can and being so sweet.. It makes me so happy.

"my flight was delayed two hours" Younger me remembering a flight to Disney world delayed 8 hours.

@Tommyboi01

3 жыл бұрын

I feel you, I had a flight delayed 10 hours, got up at 2 in the morning to go to the airport for a flight that was meant to be off at 4, then its bored hell for 10 hours while we wait

@alishaw2454

2 жыл бұрын

oh i had the opposite happen. the easiest way to get to my grandfather's fairly remote town is an 8 hour train ride. we're leaving to come back to where my parents and I live and my mom is absolutely confident that the train is at 9:30 am. Well, we found out at 7:50 that the train leaves at 8:20. That house is at least 30 minutes away from the railway station. Somehow, we made it.

Me: *sees that someone has tamed an entitled parent* Also me: is it possible to learn this power

@thebetaman

4 жыл бұрын

Me: no way... he summoned the power of a Karen...

@labodegadelauty7929

4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard the tragedy of darth plaguesis the wise

@cringename4391

4 жыл бұрын

She had the power to tame a Karen but not her husband

@Ninjakitty-qu1hu

4 жыл бұрын

And I thought that my shiny Mewtwo was impressive! XD

@ianlaserna5123

4 жыл бұрын

If you can learn that *Your Unstoppable*

*”Ah yes please allow my 5 year old use your 100% Real Gun.”* “No” *”I’m CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe YeEt”*

@deborahharpster191

4 жыл бұрын

Em: Hello a man wont let my son have his gun to play cowboys with his friend even if the gun is unloaded Police: where are you Em: at the playground Police: okay we will send a officer over to stop your crazy bitch ass from letting your kid play with a real gun Em: WHAT HE CAN HAVE IT Police: if he did somebody would call us and if a cop came over and told the kid to drop it the kid would say no and point it at the officer and he would have a choice risk getting shot or shoot the kid who's pointing a gun at him Em: ... HE CAN HAVE THE GUN UNLOADED Police: god damn it

@samsmusichub

4 жыл бұрын

She definitely deserved to be arrested lol.

@Attaxalotl

4 жыл бұрын

Link Vs EM. "Let my precious angel have that guardian-destroying bow and arrow, or I'm calling the police" Upvotes are Link wins, Downvotes are EM wins. (I just want an accurate poll, and can't do that on a comment.)

@leightonsteidl7127

4 жыл бұрын

Stupid Idiot moloo

@leightonsteidl7127

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Harpster kmo

16:50 that's the most satisfying end of an entitled parents story ever. I wish everything would be like that

Last story in a nutshell: Em (that isn't really an Em): *fricken pissed* Other mom: you ok? Em: no Other mom: we be friends? Em: yes I need somebody to talk to Other mom: I can help you with your problems without any hesitation *both women start to smile intensely *

@doctorsleuth2069

3 жыл бұрын

im getting the WRONG kinda vibes from that smile part... and maybe a specific “intro” in the backround

@temmieboi6476

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me the vibes your getting >:)

@doctorsleuth2069

3 жыл бұрын

@@temmieboi6476 sorry i dont wanna be banned like i was on twitter for saying “im male” (yes, im serious)

The last story made me sad and also made me ralize that entitled parents aren’t always bad atleast not intentionally.

@Ducking-dt4iq

4 жыл бұрын

Nah

@MistralDreamer

4 жыл бұрын

Nah

@MistralDreamer

4 жыл бұрын

They are like feminists these days. Always right and the others are always wrong.

@MistralDreamer

4 жыл бұрын

What's worese than an entitled parent or Karen? An entitled parent or Karen who is feminist and anti vax.

@Starfloofle

4 жыл бұрын

I remember another story here about a grandma or something who acted indignant and entitled but the OP saw her in the parking lot in her car sulking and asked about it and she was just distressed because she promised her grandson his favorite candy and couldn't get the one she knew existed because they only had it as a seasonal item, or something. There's two kinds of entitled people, really. There's the despicable, wretched, and irredeemable heaps of biomatter who do things like abuse their children or try to steal from people or try to ruin people's lives to get what they want. (the *really* infuriating stories) *You know the ones.* And then there's the people who had an environment growing up that didn't teach them how to bloody function as people, but if you can *somehow* get past their insanely tall pride walls are still *people*, just basically overgrown children who throw tantrums when they don't get what they want because they never outgrew that phase, and who are *convinced* that's what an adult is, probably because they either had no role models or their role models were equally as bad. Granted, it excuses nothing, and if they're going to pretend they're adults they need to be held accountable for their own actions *like* adults, but it is rather pitiful seeing someone wedged into such a pathetic mindset with little hope of seeing the light of day. That's why I always feel really bad for the children in these stories, like that little girl in the phone story, because a lot of them will probably turn out the same way and there's really not much anyone can do to help them. I really wish we lived in a world where people would be more freaking responsible for the futures of the people around them, but "community" is dead and apparently it's a "crime" to even remotely try to get involved with somebody else's life, let alone their children, *even to save their goddamn life,* as multiple stories have proven. It's to a point it's so irrational I do not understand the conditions that have allowed these insane mindsets to come into existence, maybe somebody can enlighten me on that one.

Karen: here’s a real firearm sweetie Kid: aims gun at Karen Karen: *surprised pikachu face*

@geraldinewoods254

4 жыл бұрын

Not to to lie I want all kids with Karen mom's to do that

@Zaravioli

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment XD 🆒️🆒️

@nataliegutierrez290

4 жыл бұрын

Do it!!!

@nathanmendoza2974

4 жыл бұрын

Police: *gives kid money who is pointing gun at Karwn*

@life-iy9vs

4 жыл бұрын

Y a y

That first lady is literally an irl Umbridge. "Don't tell lies" "Hem hem"

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

except she isn’t: the lady was doing the right thing, the OP was being a dick about someone daring the ask that he be carded

@Wumbee.

2 жыл бұрын

@@bostonrailfan2427 Are you joking? Sure it was the right thing but she was very rude about it. But if she had an awful day I would understand

You treat every firearm as if its loaded... NO MATTER WHAT! What a Fing lunatic. That last story was wholesome AF

I loved the last story. My wife hates your entitled voice lol I have to say it would be hard not to punch someone talking to me in that tone

@hopeslover6778

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s the point 😂

@raaston9761

4 жыл бұрын

it would be hard for me to not call the police

@the_new_annoying8697

4 жыл бұрын

Yep I agree

@taffymatt1366

4 жыл бұрын

Well it would be hard to not punch an entitled parent so it works

@cherylancj

4 жыл бұрын

At my house it's the hubby who hates that voice, but always asks me to turn it up when he hears me listening.

“Uncle Unne’s” Me looking at my brother. *”It’s Auntie Anne’s isn’t it?”*

@joshm2274

4 жыл бұрын

• mistyhxrizøn • did the exact same 😂

@victorn7210

4 жыл бұрын

Damn ever wish you thought of the same comment but someone said it before you?

@smartalicgamerl8493

4 жыл бұрын

Victor N exactly what I was gonna do

@chrisjohnson5075

4 жыл бұрын

She called it that for privacy purposes

@user-ur6lj9ey1p

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisjohnson5075 We know...

The moment I heard the word "lifeguard" I knew exactly what was about to happen, I think we all did

The last story, she was a good person. Straight and simple. She recognized someone in distress and gave them a way out of what could have been an embarrassing, and possibly voilitile, personal situation. She showed dignity and compassion towards this woman and her situation. I hope that more people can learn to see past petty issues and recognize a cry for help.

Real talk, I hope the EM in the last post turns out okay. Entitled or not, she and her son are probably suffering.

@Cassiopea525

4 жыл бұрын

She didn’t seem to actually be entitled, she was just lonely and desperate for someone to talk to; she used that behavior as a way to try to get company from her son without thinking of the harm being around his father was doing. It sounded like the father is abusive, meaning she is likely a victim as well. She came off as entitled, but that wasn’t who she really was.

@ToughAqua777

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cassiopea525 That's true. Still, I hope their situation gets better.

@beulahjohnson2757

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToughAqua777 Me too, that's really sad

@Indipender

4 жыл бұрын

As a child raised in a family that had an abusive father I must say what I did to my mother. I was powerless at 12-16 but not above. Suck it up and divorce that asshole. You are ruining your child's life. I am one of the very very rare people that could grow up very fast and deal with this shit as a kid. I was lucky but was permanently damaged. I have very noticeable ticks and it will stay with me for the rest of my life because of what my father did to us. Don't to that to your kid. Be a mother and protect your child like you should. It's hard but I'd your not tough it will destroy both of you. I never let this happen to anyone around me because of this. I got into a lot of trouble for standing up to friends but all of them was worth it. Still it's not a good thing to have that much police record :/

@SonGoku-bn5di

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

First rule of gun safety I learned is that even if the gun isn’t loaded, you NEVER point it at someone else, or pretend it’s fake

@brandonskiba5789

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Omg that last story.... what a wonderful mother, to actually invite Tommy's mother to lunch and be so kind... omg she's the perfect mom. Seriously, this was way better than those retribution stories.

Ngl that last one hit me in the feels with how unexpectedly wholesomely it got i started smiling at how sweet it was. It got me in the first half

“What’s the harm of him playing with it if its unloaded” It teaches him piss poor gun safety and breaks the first rule of gun safety to always treat a gun as if it’s loaded

@seraka7386

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. So then the next time he sees a gun he plays with it...but it is loaded and he hurts himself or others. What a dumb mom.

@colinsmith1495

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I was practically screaming this at the screen. I have young kids, and I'm teaching them gun safety, and that EM obviously knows _nothing_ about gun safety!

@summerfireking

4 жыл бұрын

Even if I'm dry firing the gun to make sure the firing pin still works I check at least 3 times to make sure there is no round in the chamber

@19972zach

4 жыл бұрын

Chet Kirby seriously. Always treat a gun as if it’s loaded

@colinsmith1495

4 жыл бұрын

@@summerfireking And I bet you still don't point it at anything you aren't willing to shoot, right?

Enthusiastic thumbs up for that last story. That woman wins Mom of the year.

@carolinenix6659

4 жыл бұрын

C’mon guys we’re so close to 69 likes on this comment

@carolinenix6659

4 жыл бұрын

Wow we definitely exceeded 69...next goal 420?😂

I almost cried at that last story when the entitled mom was actually not an entitled mom and just a scared lonely person who didn't want her son to be beat by her deadbeat husband

If a Karen was a videogame boss, "AHEM" would probably be the boss music.

@odysseyghost1207

2 жыл бұрын

Ahemolavania

That last story made me smile, I wish more stories ended like that. Instead, my hope in humidity dies a little after every episode

@weezer3205

4 жыл бұрын

we meet again you are the reason I lost my other acc WE MEET AGAIN

@crimsonshinobi5281

4 жыл бұрын

I don't like humidity too much either

@zoeysnow8451

4 жыл бұрын

you should get a dehumidifier

@portapotty5797

4 жыл бұрын

@@weezer3205 hows he the reason?

@FloraEclipse

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Hein bc the pfp is the demonetisation sign, (I mean unless there’s a deeper ,darker reason)

Why isn’t anyone talking how OP changed Auntie Anne’s to Uncle Unne’s😂😂😂

@pianoguy9300

4 жыл бұрын

'Cause they are related.

@dirtsoils

4 жыл бұрын

Idk

@sienile

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to, but saw you beat me to it.

@shanecason4620

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I know

@conorthecoolguy4869

4 жыл бұрын

IKR I saw it and I immediately was like, “omg, I love Aunt Annie’s!!”

R/: “Our next post is from SSG Vegito.” Me: “Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.”

The last story had a wholesome twist. I thought the EM was going to continue acting like all the other Karens in the other stories, but it became clear that she had legit reasons for feeling the way that she did and just needed someone to talk to. OP handled that beautifully.

That last story made me feel bad for that mom. Sure, she did act a bit entitled at first, but at least she had a reason that justifies the behavior (to me at least). I hope that lady and her son are okay. I had a grandparent who drank a lot (he stopped when my mom died. I was 7 when he stopped. I am 14 now.), and that alone almost tore my family apart. Because of that, I actually swore to not drink alcohol. Alcohol is bad is what I have been taught by my family's example.

@wolfgamer8770

2 жыл бұрын

I don't even like alcohol that much. And if I do have some, it usually something very dilluted like a twisted tea or something where I can't taste much of it.

@buddy9075

2 жыл бұрын

I can relate for the swore to not drink alcohol part. Nothing really bad happened I just know how bad stuff like that is bad for your mental health and body so yeah..

@lancercool134

2 жыл бұрын

@@buddy9075 yea alcohol can make your momentem time slow and when that happens While your driving and you see someone els in front of you dont react Quick enough and crash so thats how crashes happen by alcohol

@Chase_-yt5xy

Жыл бұрын

Alcohol isn't the problem. If you start drinking consistently and become an alcoholic it's your own fault. YOU chose to drink at some party. YOU chose to go to the store for a vodka or smt else ( I don't count beers ) It's your decision to drink. Swearing to never drink is just saying that you don't understand all of this that I just mentioned.

@aubarlowe

Жыл бұрын

@@Chase_-yt5xy or, it's being responsible, knowing that an *addiction* to a *literal drug* is possible and has ruined their family. You can absolutely responsibly drink if you know yourself to be capable of handling it and not drinking too often. You can also be responsible by *not* drinking *at ALL* because you know you *_cannot_* restrain yourself when you stop. Everybody has different limits, and everybody has different things they need to do. Regardless, alcohol is definitely a problem itself--it's a literal drug that is so normalized that people often turn "drinks often" into a personality trait rather than a point at an addiction.

Kudos for that last mom. She sounds like an angel, taking care of everybody in her house, arguing calm and pointed.

10:16 "It is never okay for men to basically save your life" Noted

I like how in the last one when Rslash understands whats happening he quickly switches from entitled voice to normal voice

Karen: You're not old enough to buy that, are you? Me: That is between me and the store.

“No one but dogs could hear her.” Ouch, I’ve heard a dog whistle before, and those are PAINFUL. Also for that ending rslash should have kicked his rooms door down and be like “MOM! GET THE HECK OUT OF MY ROOM!”

@notlightbeam4889

3 жыл бұрын

You can't hear dog whistles, the videos or something are altered so you can hear them, but it's close to the dog whistles. Some dog whistles are altered so humans can hear them too. I used a dog whistles before and you hear nothing but wind coming out of the whistle.

@thomaspiekos3440

3 жыл бұрын

@@notlightbeam4889 there are a few dog whistle that can be heard by humans because the pitch is not high enough

@peterhacke6317

3 жыл бұрын

@@notlightbeam4889 The range of human hearing differs from person to person. While rare, I do believe that there are some who can actual dog whistles. I for example have a ultra sonic beeper to keep away moskitos at my house and I can hear that, too. That sound, that I'm not supposed to be hearing, actually causes me headache. So there are surely few others, who hear something outside "normal" hearing range.

@seant1326

3 жыл бұрын

I think my high school physics teacher did a demonstration about how the range of pitches humans can hear shrinks as you get older.

@YourLocalEldritchHorror

2 жыл бұрын

Those whistles hurt my ears

2:50 "I'm at the park with my daughter and girlfriend." I hope those are two separate people.

@0verthought

2 жыл бұрын

AYO

Life guard : *saves kid* Karen: THATS ILLEGAL

The last one was really wholesome... broke away entirely with the standard stabilished in this channel I love but I gotta say its my favorite story so far

@thedudeguru5598

4 жыл бұрын

Marcelo Rodrigues I got 100

There was a rule i grew up with that stated, there is no thing as an unloaded weapon.

@kristianchristensen2254

4 жыл бұрын

treat an unloaded firearm, as it was loaded!!

@sonder_1620

3 жыл бұрын

That is great advice. If anyone ever picks up a firearm or intends to, please for the love of god and literally everything and everyone around you. Learn gun safety. An idiot with a gun is just as dangerous as a terrorist with a gun.

@kokepop7

3 жыл бұрын

All firearms are loaded no exeptions

@chkkndoesthings5749

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever told you that is an amazing person

@Azel002

3 жыл бұрын

I’m 13 and your absolutely right

Honestly, some people, especially parents, just need a little kindness. I’m really glad op was so nice to the mother on the phone. You could tell it was more of a lonely thing since her whole thing was him not spending enough time at home and the hearing how nice ops house is thing. I feel bad for her

That last one was super wholesome I actually ended up shedding a couple tears, Amazing story!

“We have a rule that no phones are allowed at the table” “Good for you *looks back at phone*”

@bellaheartwinky4986

4 жыл бұрын

Are you me? Cause we do the same thing •

@edithliciabalducci6543

4 жыл бұрын

"Our family's rule doesn't allow phone at table" Me: Well, that's good to hear. *keeps reading Anna Karenina* Also, I am not part of your family

@bellaheartwinky4986

4 жыл бұрын

@@edithliciabalducci6543 my mom and i don't have a table ●v●)

@edithliciabalducci6543

4 жыл бұрын

@@bellaheartwinky4986 Imagine replying to her: "Well, at least you have a table". It would be epic 😂

@bellaheartwinky4986

4 жыл бұрын

@@edithliciabalducci6543 the table i have its to i draw or to eat breakfast but i don't use it so much

Not gonna lie, the last one kinda threw me off a bit. She started screaming and I’m laughing at the typical EM but then she starts calming down and everything is being wholesome. It warms my heart knowing there’s still hope to save those lost Karen souls.

@Starfloofle

3 жыл бұрын

Not all of 'em are like this, but I think there's probably signs that someone who can stay level-headed can pick up on. Most of those people are just incorrigibly self-righteous and entitled (as is the name) but sometimes aggressive attempts at manipulation is what people turn to when they feel something about their life being threatened, because they likely didn't have a good example of how to cope in their own early life. It's that whole vicious cycle deal. I've seen a very small handful of stories like this and all the cases where they back down and turn back into normal people tend to be because the OP manages to get the context out of them, which gives them the actual resources to show them that they were just overreacting and it's not a big deal. But my god does it take the patience of a saint to give someone a chance like that when they hurl abuse at you. I know I wouldn't be able to lol. I have to wonder how this kind of behavior developed in people in the first place, because it's so counter-intuitive to all positive behavioral logic.

@caramel2568

3 жыл бұрын

@@Starfloofle I agree with literally everything you just said lol. You’re right. Also, personally I feel like the way it started also has to do with white privilege and how they think they’re better and stuff.

@doctorsleuth2069

3 жыл бұрын

kinda reminds me of fnaf pizzarea simulator, where the evil souls are released finally by their bodies being burnt, yeah its happy but it takes some sad stuff to get there. (plz dont hurt me 4 my mistaketh of an analogy).

@keeganbluegrass

3 жыл бұрын

I would bet she is acting out due to abuse she not only witnesses, but probably faces herself

@sovietflappyducklegs3664

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I kinda teared up when listening to that one

That last one is an incredible example of sympathy and understanding.

Works a five hour shift and he's tired? Me laughing as I'm in the military working 12+ hour days... On top of PT twice a day... 😂

4:10 One of the cardinal rules of gun safety is "Treat every gun as if it is loaded." Also on that list is "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot."

@DimoB8

4 жыл бұрын

And that's why more gun training is necessary.

@Akmenos6576

4 жыл бұрын

Another one is to ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger unless you're ready to shoot.

@akl2k7

4 жыл бұрын

I was taught that as a kid and my family never even owned a gun. It's just common sense, something these eps really lack

@rorydakin8048

4 жыл бұрын

i've heard that quote too, but i've always heard it as "never point a gun at something you don't want to kill", and i think that is an apt distinction. people shoot things for fun all the time, if you're killing things for fun you're a psychopath

@rorydakin8048

4 жыл бұрын

@@akl2k7 Yeah, we've never owned any functional guns (my dad as a couple of family heirloom civil war muskets that are in a state of disrepair) but our neighbor had always been a big advocate for guns and gun safety. He took us out to the local range a couple times and was (understandably) a huge hard-ass when it came to me and my siblings (ages 10, 12, and 14 at the time) about proper gun protocol. Every gun is to be assumed loaded. Gun barrels are never to point anywhere but downrange. Safety stays on and finger stays off the trigger until you are ready to shoot. Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill. And last but not least, even though we're having fun with guns, they are not toys, they are tools of death and must be treated with the respect and safety they deserve. I don't know if this is relevant in any way but I'm a canadian

*/WHY WONT ANYBODY GIVE MY SON A DEVICE THAT CAN SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE AND HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO HOLD OR OPERATE/*

@HaXD1209

4 жыл бұрын

School shooting?

@irationalpom3969

4 жыл бұрын

Why can toddlers pick them up in the supermarket?

@jesperstoringgaard8367

4 жыл бұрын

I've had an EM dead serius tell me, that becouse her son "Plays all those shooter games, he knows how to handle a gun"

@thelazergamer9995

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why people get so mad when I give my 5 yo a rifle

@sayaksen8296

4 жыл бұрын

@@thelazergamer9995 r/cursedcomment(?)

"Maybe they're good people..." "Nah" "Let it die, let it die, Let it shrivel up and - Come on, who's with me?"

I love when these stories get wholesome.

Me: Who has a season pass for pretzels? EA: *Backs away*

@serverbreaker8677

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it's gonna be £999 pounds for a pretzel season pass (lasts 1month auto renew and only 1% off) Edit: grammer and changed donuts to pretzels

@PlentyOfTrickShots

3 жыл бұрын

Weemonkey 16 you spelled grammar wrong

@ttyngordon

3 жыл бұрын

Season pass... for the park... where the store is located.

The first one made me “ok boomer” when EM said “I bet your going to get high off that”.

@wastelandlegocheem

4 жыл бұрын

Next I'll get drunk on arcenic and bleach mixed with whisky.

@stephanied6711

4 жыл бұрын

I had a few friends in JR High that did get high off anything

@alejandroramirez1043

4 жыл бұрын

Ok Boomer

@emmamasterson524

4 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Ramirez ok doomer

@transpeter97

4 жыл бұрын

Jeez that ok boomer girl has made me hate the saying ok boomer.

Person: I just worked a 5 hour shift, I know that’s not a lot but it was 95 degrees Fahrenheit- Me: yep, Pennsylvania in July

The last one is a success story, less entitled parent and more person just lashing out not knowing what to do.

I like how he calls the pretzel factory “Uncle Unne’s” I love it.

@yumcherubicplum_5535

4 жыл бұрын

In case you wanted to know the Pretzel place is at Dutch Wonderland. I live in PA and have been there personally been, and it exactly matches the description:) Everything down to the membership discounts too,www.dutchwonderland.com/

@minecraftmobking2628

4 жыл бұрын

@@yumcherubicplum_5535, thanks!

@clown3479

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@scapegamer7961

4 жыл бұрын

Is it called Aunt Anne's or something?

@igp_acer0189

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle unnes and auntie Anne’s should get married

“What’s the harm in him having it if it’s unloaded?” Um, ask the 12-year-old who had a TOY gun who the Cleveland Police shot dead a few years ago. Oh wait.... 😒

@qberrygamz7049

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@matte3539

4 жыл бұрын

I can fully understand this. Imagine having a kid pointing with a gun at you. You risk your own life, a 12 yo shouldnt run with toy gun around the city. Of course is the first thing seeing a teenager with a gun taking him out.

@tommyshelby2250

3 жыл бұрын

uh *what*

@chkkndoesthings5749

3 жыл бұрын

Just get a crucifix and put in in the middle of a candle pentagram, you can thank me later

@Kisozriel

3 жыл бұрын

Matte He was a CHILD and their training states to DISARM an armed assailant, not kill on sight. He was sitting on a swing at a distance, they could have shot him in the arm or shoulder to disarm him.

The last one almost made me cry. She was just a mom in an abusive relationship. ITs really sad, but im glad the other mom kind of knew how to handle the situation. I hope that she made a good friend and someone to help her get out of that relationship.

I love rslash’s entitled parent voice so much it always works

Petition to have Yugo as the censor.

@toontea3344

4 жыл бұрын

I will make 29 different accounts just to get that wish.

@thelazergamer9995

4 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@TimeRangerz

4 жыл бұрын

It would be like... Your f[Yugo barks]stupid

@victoriadoyeni4090

4 жыл бұрын

Where do I sign??

@stian7479

4 жыл бұрын

(reply to make rSlash see this)

karen: **Drowning** Me: **Saves her** Cathy: *"WELL COME ON PERFORM CPR ON HER! HER HEART STOPPED!!!"* Me: *"No thank you i dont want to be a rapist"*

@sofastealeroffensive

3 жыл бұрын

Karen: HELP ME *COUGH* Me: Nahhhh don't feel like being a rapist today

@TiredFryingAnimations

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@mog2183

3 жыл бұрын

@@TiredFryingAnimations jesus

@stutterysteamerproductions875

3 жыл бұрын

No, that's not just a Karen thing, it's a woman thing. Don't help them: that's sexist.

@PiwyLC

2 жыл бұрын

@@TiredFryingAnimations wait wut 😂

The last story was touching af. Good on that mom for being the friend the other woman needed.

The dad in the pool story reminds me of a clip from 9-1-1 Lone Star, where a group of firefighters arrest a problem neighbor and the woman who is arrested makes similar excuses for not wanting help while the firefighters keep playing it up. Definitely worth the 2 minute watch!! Lol

Can we have the real MomSlash read a reddit post? I think it would be really cool!

@Ozymandias1

4 жыл бұрын

@Ares Lictor I third it!

@SharkfightersSH

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ozymandias1 I 68thd it

@melissaconnellyjones2622

4 жыл бұрын

I 96th'd it!

@spongeboob8971

4 жыл бұрын

I 420th that idea

@theopaque5123

4 жыл бұрын

I swallowed a rock.

Me: on the phone with my parents Friend: Yo pass the spider poison Mom: Young man, you better not be getting high!

@Attackontrashcan

4 жыл бұрын

I read this like the lyrics to YMCA

@joshioonline8852

4 жыл бұрын

Gummyqueen Doesstuff good, as it should be read

@cameronthegamer6672

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@Upper_echelon_exotics

4 жыл бұрын

Gummyqueen Doesstuff what?

@Upper_echelon_exotics

4 жыл бұрын

Joshi O Online That was the perfect response... lol

plot twist: rslash doesnt actually do the female voices, instead he actually gets his mom to come over and asks her to do a few voices

7:36 Women: they are free Man in white van: ooh free kids nice

Child: *drowning* Entitled parents: Don't touch the child. Theoretical life guard: *LEAVES THE CHILD*

@Tyler-wn2fd

4 жыл бұрын

Entitled Parents: wHy DId'nT yoU SavE mY cHiLD??

@MistralDreamer

4 жыл бұрын

Theoretical Lifeguard: "you told me to not touch your child, that she CAN swim"

@thebetaman

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Yes.

@thecatpersonuk9962

4 жыл бұрын

I would jump in and give the parent the bird

@funkymonkey3616

4 жыл бұрын

DONT TOUCH THE CHILD! Em: Drowns kid Life guard: *screams* YOU TOUCH THE CHILD EM: So? I almost drowned the kid who cares?! Everybody: EPICLY SLAPS KAREN

Oh man, I can't wait to get high on my bug killer. Said no one ever.

@Cowlicker

4 жыл бұрын

Comrade we will also give u some vodka as well

@murakumo65

4 жыл бұрын

Until now. Im gonna start with the raid wasp and hornet spray. Should be good for a buzz.

@martindimitrov4682

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cowlicker Спасибо!

@mursu1286

4 жыл бұрын

no, raid is so good wdym

@Sunscorched

4 жыл бұрын

Did it once. Do not recommend.

the last one was just wholesome. Not every bad guy/gal is a "bad" human

dude that last story had me in the first half then it just turned so wholesome

Oh the pretzel story: if they have a nice and friendly talk the employee maybe gives them a discount from their heart. The other option would be either throwing them out or taking the stuff home themselves. I actually had a positive version of that story: It was close to closing time and I went to a small stall that sold baked stuff. They had two pizza pieces they usually sell for 2€, but were on discount for half the price. I wanted to buy one and the seller suggested I buy both so he can close up. Since I only had a single 1€ coin and a 5€ bill with with, and he didn't wanted to open the cash register again, I ended up with 2 pieces for 1€ which ends me with a 75% discount.

Honestly, that last story was enlightening. This was a woman who was just genuinely worried about her then "barely old enough to be considered an adult by society" son, and because he had a safe space where he likely talked about his worries, his mother got in on the picture to help keep him away from the abusive drunk dad and give him a place to stay whenever he happened to get kicked out. It shows that a little understanding can go a LONG way if everyone can listen a little bit. Not that most entitled parents or entitled people listen, because... Entitlement. But it's nice to see that not all entitled parents/people are the same and some CAN be talked to in a sensible manner.

The funniest thing about the pretzel story is that if she'd just been a nice human being the server would probably have given her a pretzel or two for free. Stuff that can't be reused at the end of the day is often given away to whoever the lucky last customer is and it's also not uncommon that if someone asks do you have any leftovers? just to give them a few.

Damn that last one really got me, I really wish that family the best.

The “AHEM” is the known language for all Karen’s

@pancakethewolf5018

4 жыл бұрын

And Umbridge for harry potter

@23iamelvis23

4 жыл бұрын

@@pancakethewolf5018 Everyone knows umbridge was the first ever documented case of an Entitled Witch

@lillunaqueen5688

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@_AbhiRam_

4 жыл бұрын

@GamingWithRay forever_ oh no you didnt!!!

@phoenix_ash4482

4 жыл бұрын

*The Karen’s are getting smarter.....*

that last story was one of the best things ever. I'm glad one didnt end with the police or court

@chdreturns

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly that one should have ended with that... That womans husband is a real pos

@crabboboi1938

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 69 likes hahahaha

I once met a person who had the same thought process as the Entitled mother, except he also had enough common sense as to never intentionally point the barrel towards another person. This guy said "it's not loaded" pointed the .50 desert eagle towards the target not expecting it to fire, pulled the trigger and bam, was suprised when the bullet was fired and had to step back because of the recoil, and finally learned that just because the magazine wasn't in the gun doesn't mean that the chamber is empty. Luckily never saw him again on the range

Mom in the last story is incredible, with an incredible attitude. Well done mom!

Karen: give my child ur thing Person: no. Karen: *confused pterodactyl noises*

@mabelpinessweater

4 жыл бұрын

@@FishbedFive Karen: starts flapping her arms....

@ShazadAli-xy4ib

4 жыл бұрын

@@FishbedFive same. Nearly died

@user-tl8oq7zm3p

4 жыл бұрын

Why should i image this...

@ShazadAli-xy4ib

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-tl8oq7zm3p idk it's funny

@adoon3245

4 жыл бұрын

confused 911 dialing

Me: (hears "ahem") Also Me: *_why do i here boss music?_*

@DaniZeAlmighty

4 жыл бұрын

Why do i see bad grammar?

@pianoguy9300

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaniZeAlmighty ooooooohhhh!!!

@pianoguy9300

4 жыл бұрын

Because i AM THE BOSS.

@yourlocalpao7548

4 жыл бұрын

Here h E R E ?!

@kovidar

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalpao7548 OH CRAP

Wow. Never did I think I’d hear an entitled mother being revealed as simply a normal person instead of a crazy woman.

The OP from that gun story is exactly the kind of gun owner people don’t tell you about, but make up the majority: responsible, rational people.

Bug Killer? To get... "High off"? I don't think that's how it works. Especially if it's the foam.

@Jerikhoo

4 жыл бұрын

its to have with apple pies or baked rat poison pie

@whatcolorisdeath1266

4 жыл бұрын

Probably boiling it and inhaling the fumes ?

@derexorzist7561

4 жыл бұрын

Jeah sure it's so good it's already have killer in its name

A new twist on a new classic. Mom: Let me see what you have. Kid: A gun! Mom: NO!!

@Joseph-by6pv

4 жыл бұрын

2 babies with three guns

@NaeveSnowsTavern

4 жыл бұрын

@@burnerheinz Baby with a gun.... reminds me of a certain video.

@burnerheinz

4 жыл бұрын

@@NaeveSnowsTavern It's a baby with a gun. What! ITS A BABY WITH A GUN!

@jacobplaysstuff126

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joseph-by6pv *Babo*

You are nailing that EM impression. Also, what kind if harm would a child cause when he plays with a real unloaded gun you might ask? Incase it's not already obvious, teens with airsoft guns in public have actually been shot at by the police because they thought it was real. Not saying they would open fire at the kid, but they would still try to stop the kid and ask who gave it to him, and whoever that may be would be would have to go behind bars. not only this, but the kid could be suspended, or even banned from the school he is enrolled in. So to answer your question, a lot of damage can be caused, believe me, I've had my fair share of similar events like this, but that's a story for another day.

K - Know you right no matter what. A - Accuse everyone. R - Request a manager. E - Escalate to authorities. N - Neglect reason.

EM: *starts being good* The internet: Wait that’s illegal

@ABANDONED23456

3 жыл бұрын

Not all EMs are entitled. I mean, sure, most of them are self-centered, manipulative pieces of heck but some of them are just scared. They dont know what to do and they feel like everything's falling apart. You have no idea what's really going on underneath their skin, you dont know if they're actually going through something really dark. Dont judge people just for the way they act, mah dude/duddette/valid person. Because chances are, they act that way because they don't know what to do with such strong, uncontrollable emotions.

@The-Divey

3 жыл бұрын

@🎂Lemoncake_Cloudbread🎂 ok nice sentiment but how else do you judge someone? Nice sentiment but just no. If you a bitch you still a bitch regardless of the reason.

@ohioanbutt_ticklingbandit

3 жыл бұрын

Wait KAKYOIN

@ohioanbutt_ticklingbandit

3 жыл бұрын

KAKYOIN

@SaikiKFann

2 жыл бұрын

@@The-Divey ?

"Why cant my child play with your toy?" First of all lady, this is a real gun. Second of all I dont know you or your child. Even if it was a toy it's a no.

@swinty6058

4 жыл бұрын

*turns the safety off quietly*

@hanezutchins2786

4 жыл бұрын

"Here kid." *gives gun* Kid: *shoots EP* "That-a boy!"

@michaelsolomon8031

4 жыл бұрын

my brain that doesn't exist hurts

@hurricane3241

4 жыл бұрын

And also, adding onto your list, Laser rule, and a gun is always loaded, even when you’re sure it’s not.! (Laser rule= Don’t point any form of loaded gun at anything you don’t want to destroy. If said gun is proved unloaded, refer to rule 2. My rule 2. Not Toasted peanuts.)

@redhotchilepeppers9299

4 жыл бұрын

Zane Hutchins and then you walk away like nothing happened

“I know what you kids get up to!” Me, An Early Teen, who’s school hasn’t had any issues with alchohol or drugs, outside of ONE Incident with vaping in a DIFFERENT GRADE. Here’s to hoping high school isn’t worse that that

I actually subscribed at the rSlash's "mother" demand at the end. It was so compelling i couldn't resist.

I love that last story. Sometimes people just need someone to talk too. Hope things get well for the mother

*"Can't ever be too careful these days."* And yet not so careful as to stick her damn nose in other people's business.

thank god the last one listened to her, yet kept it straight.