"I know how to watch my kid!" Ah yes, allowing your child to touch someone elses stuff despite the person telling you that if they dont they may get hurt on multiple occasions and them eventually getting hurt is 10/10 parenting.

@Spartan10152

3 жыл бұрын

ITS ON 69 DONT TOUCH!!!

@AmbrosiaPoly-yolkEgg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spartan10152 RIP, no more

@Spartan10152

3 жыл бұрын

@@AmbrosiaPoly-yolkEgg FFFFFUUUUUUUU

@Spartan10152

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@CrankyConniver

3 жыл бұрын

They said they knew how to watch their children. They never said they knew how to watch their children well.

OP: "A lady I don't know keeps sending packages here. She must be entitled." rSlash: "Does anyone else think it's drugs?" The Internet: YES!!!

@MegaWuggles

3 жыл бұрын

yeah 100% same thought I know a guy who use to do that crap the no name on the package is the dead giveaway.

@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339

3 жыл бұрын

What I’m not sure of though is: Is the mum stupid or in on it?

@expresionless953

3 жыл бұрын

@@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 she probably thinks the kid is buying comics/video games or something. As we all know, entitled parents are anti-drug/alchohol/fun, so she is probably oblivious. Or maybe she likes to smoke with her kid, which makes her like 0.5% cooler, which is a total of -34.5%

@velvety2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaWuggles There is also a scam where guys deliver a package to your house, you have to pay for it when you accept it.

@paulineisme

3 жыл бұрын

@@expresionless953 she probably used the son as an alibi if he's small. I wAs JuSt BuYiNg ToYs FoR mY kId! If he's older then maybe they're in it together

Listening while driving and had to do a double take when I heard "grandpa bled out so I didn't have to testify" instead of "pled out". LOL

@That-strange

3 жыл бұрын

Ya

@abbieauker

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@dutchvanderbilt9969

3 жыл бұрын

"I know how to watch my kid!!" Then why ain't you doing it??

@jennifercrandon7942

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@TheLatinaBabyGurl

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that too lol

I always hated the whole "if you bring x you need to bring enough to share..." umm no I don't. Nobody is entitled to food I purchased, my parents purchased for me as a kid, or what I purchase for my kid in the future when he gets to that age. Nobody is entitled to something that somebody else has, their labor, their attention, or their money. When i was growing up, I had 1 freaking jolly rancher leftover in my lunch box from the day before, I was on break (it was an indoor recess due to heavy rain) and I ate one. Some other kid asked for one and I didn't have any more, then complained to the teacher that I wasn't sharing. The teacher pulled the "you have to bring enough to share" BS and then told me i had to spit out my jolly rancher... i was about 8 at the time, so i chomped down on the jolly rancher and just swallowed it. I got written up for "defying the teachers order" and "not sharing with others." She tried to give me detention for it, until my dad showed up and the principal quickly did a 180 and decided to throw out my write up.

@MindokInAh

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine this story, now, in 2021, in the middle of a world pandemic, that teacher would be fired for trying to make a kid spit out a candy and share it with another kid. What the hell was she thinking, that's just dangerously gross.

@lt530

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's ridiculous. Good thing the principal wasn't a complete idiot.

@limiv5272

3 жыл бұрын

Total disrespect for private property. They just do it because with kids they can usually get away with it

@MindokInAh

3 жыл бұрын

@@lt530 well, apparently he was, until he had an hangry dad yell at his face ...

@CooperGal24

3 жыл бұрын

@@MindokInAh I dunno, maybe something like this: Teacher: How DARE you not bring enough candy and goodies to share with the OTHERS! You spit that candy out of your mouth and give it to this good boy, as compensation for not having enough candy, you little brat! Dad: Hold my coffee....!

The parcel one I'm actually concerned about. OP never gave any indication that she told the lady she stayed home... so how did this lady know OP is always home to pick up packages... this feels stalkerest

@therealskeledragon558

3 жыл бұрын

And I've heard too many dark web stories to take this lying down. Buyers of the dark web NEVER use their own address, and if they were buyers, that'd explain how the mother knew OP was home. Otherwise, stalkers. Dunno which is worse tho

@Takokujin07

3 жыл бұрын

My guess is that when they went to pick it up the first few times she just assumed she was home all the time since she never missed a package

@Nerobyrne

3 жыл бұрын

the solution was pretty simple: Since it's not addressed to a specific person, it's hers since she lives there. So she can open it, and if it's something illegal, call the cops.

@paintdgryphon5414

3 жыл бұрын

I also was weirded out by the No-name package. No way I would accept one, not even the first one. But I'm a skeptic by nature.

@avega2792

3 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

The second one, you’re being used as a drop. Kid is using a stolen card and buying stuff with them.

@mushroommagic1697

3 жыл бұрын

It is resonable.

@RiveroftheWither

3 жыл бұрын

Very likely considering the supposed volume of packages that increased the longer op didn't say something and the fact that no name was on the packaging. If the card gets reported as stolen cops would track it by the purchases and go to the address the purchases are going... Op was being used as a scape goat.

@matthewhearn9910

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was thinking drugs but at the frequency the packages are coming credit card fraud seems more likely.

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewhearn9910 Maybe it was drugs bought with a stolen card.

@LeeroyPorkins

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say that. Drop Ship Scams were very common for Lego Sets on Ebay back in the day.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that rslash actually manages to find good content on r/entitledparents? This sub has been getting rather ridiculous lately but he still managed to find stories that are both believable (I feel they could definitely be real stories) and entertaining. I follow the sub out of habit and most of them are like "entitled Karen shoots me in the eye because I didn't donate my baby as a doll to her daughter".

@9momentos

3 жыл бұрын

Or teenagers complaining about their parents not letting that sounds within reason... A kid not being allowed to have a cat or stuff like that

@allisonavery7273

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@chickensouvlaki

3 жыл бұрын

"Entitled Karen murders my pet dinosaur because I didn't give her 72 year old son car parts to eat."

@78dentedhead

2 жыл бұрын

I totally get you here. I at first though just reading reddit posts was "low effort" content, but I soon realised how good these vids are and subbed. I have not regretted that decision. Also, sorry I'm replying to an 11 month old comment, but... I just get you on this.

"Why would they knowing deliver a burnt pizza?" You'd be surprised how apathetic working in customer service makes you.

@qualandrew201494

3 жыл бұрын

yeap. most of the time its like "well its easier to have a customer complain about it than to piss off the manager" - order ready.

@IceNixie0102

3 жыл бұрын

I just had pizza for lunch. It was from a brick-oven place, and upon pulling it out they immediately offered to remake it because there was a touch of brown here & there on the edges. Like... Do people really ask you to waste food that often?? If the whole thing is a charcoal briquette, sure, but don't waste food that is perfectly edible.

@darkrose7774

3 жыл бұрын

@@IceNixie0102 yeah, but if its not picture-perfect, its not worth it, especially if your working a low-wage job with a waste-of-space manager

@TransGirlGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Oh definitely lol, I always hated getting messed up food so when I actually started working in a fast food place I always did my best to make the food as good as possible, which I worked at a fried chicken place so there were probably a few pieces that got burnt but they never saw sale they were immediately thrown away

@Xoncron

3 жыл бұрын

Once when I was working for Dominos a customer ordered a pizza with pineapple, onions, olives, no cheese, and burnt to whatever was legal with the fire department.

Oh she knows how to watch her kid? I didnt knew that putting your toddler on a place where he can be seriously harmed is watch your kid. Damn he could had seriously injured his head on that fall

@pumpkinuser2624

3 жыл бұрын

Im suprised he didn't have serious damage

@austinriley8410

3 жыл бұрын

She didn’t finish the statement: “I know how to watch my kid... get hurt.”

@dutchvanderbilt9969

3 жыл бұрын

That's how people learn

I was listening while getting my toddler together. I heard ‘Grandpa bled out, so I didn’t have to testify.’ Went from ‘that’s convenient’ to ‘WHAT DID SHE SAAAAAY?!’

@elizabethcox5911

3 жыл бұрын

Think that was supposed to be pled out. I get those days where I hear something totally different too.

@IceNixie0102

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethcox5911 Yeah, it was definitely PLED out.

I have an entitled parent story for y'all: My mom walked into my room once while I was watching on of Rslash's videos, and she demanded to know who I was talking to. "I'm not talking to anyone, it's a video." I told her, trying not to be sarcastic so I don't get yelled at. Unfortunately, she did yell at me, acusing me of "having a secret boyfriend that's 20 something". Then she demanded the person I was "talking to" to stop talking and let her speak. Me being tired of her shit, I pause the video and let her rant. "Why the hell are you talking to my daughter!? (I'm her son, not like she cares) You're way too old for her! Shes going to be a doctor dont you know?!" She continues on a rant about how he shouldn't dare speak to me, bla bla bla. Meanwhile I'm sitting there, phone in hand, trying so hard not to laugh. She eventually demands Rslash to say something to her, and I unpause(edited for typo) the video just to hear the word "jerk" come from my speakers. Mom had a cow and took my phone from me and proceeded to throw it, cracking the screen in the process, all while Rslash is still reading reddit posts. I got grounded for a week, but it was so worth it!

@AliSquish

3 жыл бұрын

this- i can't tell if this is a joke or genuine but please find somewhere safe to go if this is real because that's awfully toxic behavior

@LogOff_11

3 жыл бұрын

@@AliSquish I'm moving out in November, it's a little longer than I'd like to stay here, bc here is kinda hell, but that's when I turn 18. I have safe places to go if things get bad, such as my friends house. Thank you for your concern though, its nice to know people in the world still have kindness

@AliSquish

3 жыл бұрын

@@LogOff_11 What a relief! Didn’t even realize we shared the same name, haha You can get through this :) this internet stranger believes in you!

@LogOff_11

3 жыл бұрын

@@AliSquish Awww, thank you name buddy! We even spell it the same! I've never seen someone spell it the same way!

@AliSquish

3 жыл бұрын

@@LogOff_11 Same here! It’s usually “Allison” or “Allyson”, great to see someone similar! :)

Second story: Might be a stolen card. Considering the card was stolen, if the card was recovered, if the police check the history, the delivery is sent to your house so you could be a suspect. You dodged a bullet.

The ad appearing at the top of the “Up next” list for me, no joke, is “Got Milk?”. God do I love this algorithm at times.

@InsertCreativeusername_

3 жыл бұрын

Coincidence I think *NOT*

@honeybelle1203

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know those ads still existed. Now I want images of modern cartoon characters with the milk mustaches!

@AtomBacon

3 жыл бұрын

I had something similar happen on Yesterday's video. Right at the moment he says the company will go Bankrupt I get interrupted by that "It's time for a new age of banking with Koho!" Ad.

@Karan_Bhat

3 жыл бұрын

Something similar happened to me. I was watching Deadpool in few mins ago and when Wade stands and comes out of the ashes of the burnt laboratory he says "He didn't just give me the cure for cancer but something more", not even a second later the classic cancer awareness ad started to play. I didn't know to laugh on the perfect timing or keep quiet because the ad was of a dead person

@darklordumbreon

3 жыл бұрын

In the middle of the burnt pizza story I got a door dash ad and an ad for some what I assume is spicy Pringles Only way to make that coincidence better is if I got a pizza ad instead of a Pringles ad lol

Normal people: “Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my coffee” Me: “Don’t Talk to me till after I watch Rslash”

@daniellecook7988

3 жыл бұрын

Both

@yosiahw4305

3 жыл бұрын

r/notlikeothergirls

@daniellecook7988

3 жыл бұрын

@@yosiahw4305 r/notlikeotherredditreaders 😅

@Idk-wg6py

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@ScooterBond1970

3 жыл бұрын

Karens: Don't talk to me until I've had my brain tumor breakfast.

"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast" is a top tier roast I'm definitely stealing for future

@milliejay1451

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a quote from the film and musical heathers. It’s fairly well known

@1bendykat

3 жыл бұрын

Be careful about using this. You never know who has what diagnosis and imagine saying this to someone who actually has a brain tumor.

@RandomGirl.RandamuOn-nanoko

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the actress who said it died from a brain tumour. VL

@gabz6802

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomGirl.RandamuOn-nanoko yeah the actress who played Heather Chandler died from a brain tumor.. but it's still a good roast. Oh how I love Heathers

@nicholasashdown6548

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabz6802 heathers is amazing I prefer the musical but the movie is good too

Wow, grandpa thinks he's so smart, shoving a cop like that. He must be shocked why he's tackled by that cop.

@dutchvanderbilt9969

3 жыл бұрын

I get that he's pissed that his grand kid was hurt but he should be mad at the mother and he he shouldn't have tried to assault OP or shove that cop.

@rjlangaman4741

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly he doesn’t have alot brain cells

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

Especially at the airport. That's the last place you want to do anything that says "I am a violent threat."

@dracko158

3 жыл бұрын

@@dutchvanderbilt9969 Typical entitled parents. It's always OP's, Cops, and the whole universe's fault.

@2guys1cliplol

6 ай бұрын

I'd bet money too he tried arguing with the judge after too in court. He seems like the type if he casual shoves cops over stuff that isn't his own business 😂😂

OP is a nicer person than me. I would’ve just said that if the parcels keep coming to my house, I’m going to assume that they’re for me.

@moebiusjdx7288

3 жыл бұрын

Hey they don't have anyone else's name on them, so how can anyone complain if you keep it? This story is ultra shady.

@Celediev

3 жыл бұрын

@@moebiusjdx7288 Well ... the person who's credit card was stolen for the purchase might have something to say about that.

@roshnibritto4637

3 жыл бұрын

No no I would not. This could be credit fraud and/or identity theft considering the card could be stolen

@moebiusjdx7288

3 жыл бұрын

@@Celediev You're right... I don't know why that possibility didn't come to my mind. That's probably exactly what's going on here.

@Celediev

3 жыл бұрын

@@moebiusjdx7288 Well, if you didn't yet hear about that kind of scam it is not the first thing you would think about ... Do you know that kind of emails that want to hire you and your job would be to receive parcels that you are supposed to just open, check their contents and then forward those packages somewhere else? Usually those offers come with a ridiculously high salary for the low amount of skill and/or effort they take, so only people who are too stupid to see the trap coming would even try to accept the job. Those job offers are basically just one part of that scam chain. You will also usually not receive anything close to the payment you were promised when you accepted the offer. I used to receive that many of those job offer emails that I once just decided to look up what that obvious scam was about. It is exactly that: you receive the items, send them to the next one in that chain, who then does the same, until the "boss" decides the chain was long enough and it can now be sent to the place he will pick it up from. OP in that story was most likely the most recent final adress and the woman picking up the parcels was most likely working for the person behind the scam and most likely one of the few who actually saw money for her job.

The mom who sends the milk isn’t a cow or a goat, you can’t just expect someone to share something like that

the first story was probably a Credit Card scam: ordered stuff to a different address without a name with a stolen card. She probably lives in the same neighborhood. DHL/UPS in Europe actually puts a new label without the name only with address if its redirected for some reason.

@tidepodpadthai2633

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the second story?

@dapplestar1231

3 жыл бұрын

i think that's the second one

@daniellecook7988

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly yeah that does make sense! I was like, yep that is super illegal! But guess what, you deliver a package to my address with no name, I’m opening it and I’ll soon find out 😅

@amerancolvine

3 жыл бұрын

honestly if the address on the package is yours and there is no name, they could have opened it and just not given the items to the lady. thats what I would have done. it is not illegal because of how it is set up. and if it was something illegal in the package, i would have notified the cops at that point. if it isn't illegal stuff, its free

@ja-king3067

3 жыл бұрын

2nd or 3rd story

The Parcel lady: there is no name attached to the packages. Therefore the OP had plausible deniability. Plus the British Postal service has a practice of dropping off packages at neighbors’ home. If the lady was doing illegal things, she has good scheme until the police catch on and talk to op

The last story had me in utter shock and disbelief, to the point I was staring at my computer screen bug-eyed and just shaking my head. I guess common since and politeness is a dying breed of mannerism; in todays' population of the world.

About the pizza one: why I have a feeling her pizza wasn't burned (considering she and her family ate it) and she actually tried to pull a scam to get free pizza, and the money for a refund to something she never even paid for?

@zupaschnitzel3300

3 жыл бұрын

That r/slash didn't imediatly think that this was the case really confused me, like... wasn't that like super obvious?

@erinfinn2273

3 жыл бұрын

@@zupaschnitzel3300 That's exactly what it was.

@MelissiaBlackheart

3 жыл бұрын

There's no way it wasn't a scam.

@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00

3 жыл бұрын

Why bother pointing out an obvious scam if it's so obvious?

@Charmingdane

3 жыл бұрын

Definently a scam!

I thought he causally said that "Grandpa bled out".

@superchargedskyline3577

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

The last story’s entitled mother definitely never heard of “home lunches” (besides, being told to bring enough snacks to the class for everyone is major BS and has a few gaps in logic; what’s the diabetic kid gonna do? Spend a fortune on snacks in addition to insulin?! Some people, man)

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

A diabetics jellybeans etc are not snacks, they are medically prescribed for hypoglycemic events. The plan does allow adjustments for the case of unexpected carb intake so if another kid brings in extra it's ok

@batshxtcrazydog

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that's not cool. I really dislike the if you (name-of-item/food) you have to have enough for everyone else.

Okay, for the pizza story, I have this to say: When you buy a pizza, it's like buying a new computer. If you add more space to your computer by yourself, you void the warranty with the manufacturer. Same with Pizza places. Once you eat the pizza, you've voided the warranty and are no longer entitled to a refund!

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

Domino's had a promotion a while ago where they put some ghost pepper sauce in one slice. I ate the whole pizza and didn't taste any difference. You wouldn't know they didn't use the ghost pepper sauce unless you had the whole lot. Or the sauce wasn't even that hot and I could handle it without flinching.

The pizza story reminds me of this Black lady who screamed at a veteran with PTSD for having his support dog inside the restaurant. When news of her tirade came out, she pulled the race card.

@justicemaduka9671

3 жыл бұрын

I think the pizza dude manager was black bc he said but, And didn’t finish it

@Ducky-rd7fg

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that!

@NEPAAlchey

3 жыл бұрын

Stereotypes exist for a reason. Everyone who works retail get called racist daily because of recent events. My black co-worker (who sounds "white"), loves getting called a racist, then shifting his speaking pattern and messing with them. They usually double down and act like they should give them free stuff because they are "family".

@Canonballz82

3 жыл бұрын

DON'T LIKE

@justin2308

3 жыл бұрын

It almost sounded like r/slash was defending the EK, though. So...who’s really in the wrong?

That pizza lady’s pizza definitely wasnt burnt and the driver was probably quite polite. This is called a SCAM. Also the package deliveries were absolutely drugs. They should have called the cops

@joellombard8206

3 жыл бұрын

I oder alot of drugs in the mail and I doubt it. Once they started getting bounced back they would have been searched through and the address would have been flagged. Pizza dummy was scammin for sure though. 🙃

When I was younger we used to order a lot from Domino’s with my father, one weekend we ordered a dominator (the square big pizza) and all the pluses you could had back then (desserts and salad thing like wings) they missed one time from the order and it was one we really wanted (brownies) so when my father called to explain the situation the manager told us not to worry and that he will send us only the brownies (we taught we was sending us our brownies plus an other order for their mistake) he resend us our whole order with two orders of brownies, we ate that all weekend 🤣

@limiv5272

3 жыл бұрын

YUM

@lonelyronin2428

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, lucky! Sometimes I just order the brownies, or just brownies and cheesesticks. Sounds ggod!

@maxskogh6289

3 жыл бұрын

Not to hate but to give some constructive feedback. Please start using punctuation! It gave me a brain enurism to read through that story.

@raerohan4241

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxskogh6289 Not to mention the numerous spelling mistakes... normally I don't care one bit because even if something's misspelt, it's still easily readable. But in this case, I'm pretty sure they were using autocorrect - the mistakes aren't remotely close to what the word should be

@batshxtcrazydog

3 жыл бұрын

That's awesome

the pizza story reminds me of a time me and my siblings ordered pizza, our mom was getting home late so she left us some money for pizza. So we got my younger sister to answer the door and pay for the pizza (with the money our mom left us). Next thing I know my sister leaves the front entrance and is frantically looking for some money. I didn't have money, neither my brother so she had to pay out of pocket like over 5$. So when she comes back in with the pizza she was visibly upset. So we asked what happened and basically after she gave the money to the driver (which was plenty enough to cover everything and gave a small tip) the driver didn't hand my sister the pizza but held it away from her. The driver only gave her the pizza after she gave a bigger tip. Also for everyone else we weren't financially stable at the time so we had enough money to cover pizza, a drink and something extra, there was three of us who were 3 very hungry teenagers and we had to have left overs for our mom. My sister was crying but there was no way we could reach our mom since she was most likely on her way home. So we called our dad (he didn't live with us) and we explained what happened and gave the phone to my sister so he could help calm her down. After the call our dad unbeknownst to us, had stormed to the pizza place and explained what had happened and he was angry at what the driver did. Supposedly from what he said the poor girl there was scared but they were able to come to an agreement we got like some free food next time and the driver was going to have a talking too.

Entitled mother - I know how to watch my kid! EM - ignores child, child hurts self Crazy family - tries to assault flight lass Crazy family - assaults a cop Oh yeah, I can see where the EM’s mother comes from

@trumediamix1

3 жыл бұрын

Assaulting airport police is a good way to get banned from flying.

@ZombieSazza

3 жыл бұрын

@@trumediamix1 genuinely hope that family does get banned, won’t be able to harass anyone else that way!

I get the feeling that the pizza wasn't even burn and she just wanted more for free.

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

Totally

I just love how teachers want kids to share their food but don't care when bullying is happening.

Kid: *sits on OP's luggage* OP: *has to go quickly into their rescheduled flight and kid falls of* Karen: YOU ARE GUILTY OF CHILD ABUSE! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

@insideAdirtyMind

3 жыл бұрын

OP: You watched your child just fall off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@dutchvanderbilt9969

3 жыл бұрын

He warned them what would happen and she didn't wanna listen so that's on her

@xxflamerfirexx189

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't the mother be the one arrested for child abuse considering the mother *knew* it was unsafe for the child to be there?

"I give you permission to let me take this other person's property" Look I'm not particularly a fan of theft but at least if you go and try to steal stuff yourself, that takes some gumption and I can respect that. But trying to convince someone to steal something for you to give to you? Lame.

The one with the parcels sounds a lot like she's been watching the house to make sure they're always home to receive the package

insisting on someone sharing the breast milk they brought into daycare with someone else's child with the excuse of "If you brought it in, you have to share" feels like saying "You walked into this hospital with more than enough blood to survive, you have to donate some" like it's basic respect for bodily autonomy guys geeze

If stuff gets delivered to my house it's mine. A simple "I haven't received any packages addressed to you" followed by a door slamming shut would be my solution.

A few years ago we had a package, from the catalogue company "Next" delivered to us. Someone was outside our house, when we weren't in and intercepted the package from the carrier (they showed the order info from their phone to the delivery person). Well it turned out they used OUR address and and my Mum's name to scam Next out of goods, not paying for it of course and get my Mum to pay for it. They opened up a line of credit or something and used just my Mum's name and our address to open it. Well we had to phone several people, as on a different delivery by the same company was delivered to us they were surprised to find that my 60+ year old white mother. who had lived at her house since the mid 70's, wasn't a 30 year old Black man. So we had to contact the deliver company, Next themselves AND the police about this. We were told that this is relatively common now and that's the last we heard of it. I think the package story was something like this.

Karen: Don't tell me how to raise my kid! The public:. Apparently someone had to, Karen!

As a lady who recently stopped breastfeeding/pumping milk I’ll just say the last story annoyed the hell out of me. Seriously, breastfeeding is difficult and having a healthy supply is hard worked for!

The pizza story is like :- i want to speak to your managers' manager

@littlebee4163

3 жыл бұрын

you've failed to spell manager twice in a row

@catwithaneyepatch

3 жыл бұрын

@@littlebee4163 bruh my ipad is so fucked up the keyboard didn't write and a, A and ;

I like how he censored the A in “Breast”, like “Brest” still sounds out as “Breast”

@lmj2k

3 жыл бұрын

Brest is at least a known surname.

@chickensouvlaki

3 жыл бұрын

@@lmj2k Also a French city.

@akl2k7

3 жыл бұрын

"ea" is kind of a pointless digraph in English, anyway. So many words could either drop the a (bread > bred) or change the a to an e (speak >speek) and it would make more sense, or at least be more consistent.

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

@@akl2k7 at least the different spelling of bread vs bred disambiguates two different things that are homonyms. But don't get me started on read vs read or tear be tear.

The story about the parcels, OP could have literally just stolen them, it was OP's address and no name, they could have taken it

Haven't heard the end of the second story yet but that sounds ALOT like what mules do to get scam packages.

@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00

3 жыл бұрын

Or CC fraudsters.

The title of this episode alone made me question I'd I was in the middle of a really weird dream or not, ngl.

“not a very good ending” WHAT?!? SHE GOT BANNED FROM EVERY SHOP IN THAT PIZZA CHAIN, ID LITERALLY DIE

There was definitely something dodgy going on with those parcels

@seamonster936

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@OneFluffyKiriko

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as i heard that story I knew it was something illegal related

6:30 this is actually a scam that I've heard about. The scammer lets the packages be delivered to your address, retrieves them and then cancels the payment. That way it will be very hard to trace the purchase back to the scammer and you'll be the one that has to deal with the authorities. And sometimes you can't even do anything about it if you're not at home and the package is delivered to your neighbor.

That parcel story is soooo weird, I really can't understand that kind of logic xD

The pizza story: The lady just wanted a free pizza.

@Karbonix

3 жыл бұрын

Yup I assume that was the plan

@EzShiloh

3 жыл бұрын

And free money

@dutifulbarrel9084

3 жыл бұрын

It happens a lot. Even to smaller stores like mine. I wasn't the one to take the call, but i was the delivery driver. My boss didn't really handle that situation well, however i did get a recording of the Karen and my boss who was also being a Karen

@louise8551

3 жыл бұрын

What are the changes that other pizza stores have the same story and it's the reason EM is banned from all of them. Or is it just that pizza brand?

@laprofessorapai

3 жыл бұрын

Several free pizzas. Years ago we had a customer who tried the same; she would get to go orders (at least $100 worth) she'd take it home, call the restaurant, and complain the order was wrong. She would then demand to speak to the manager so she could keep getting free food.

I love the 'did you bring enough for everyone attitude'. When I was in 9th grade, I had a history teacher that was mean. We weren't allowed to chew gum in school, so one of the students was chewing gum. The teacher asked if she brought gum for the whole class and she passed gum to all of us (she had this planned). Everyone was chewing gum and really angered the teacher. I never heard the teacher ask that question again.

You're personal story about Pizza being burnt really got my blood boiling. I worked Pizza delivery for 3 years and was super passionate about it and made sure every Pizza I sent out was up to quality and correct before it left the store. If it wasn't, I'd bring it back to the make station, have them remake it the correct way and get ahold of the customers myself. As such, I rarely had complaints or needed to be sent out again cause something wasn't right. And for the driver to be so unprofessional about it grinds my gears. You are the face and representative of the company in that moment.

In the second story I just kept thinking about how if your in Britain and your not home it get given to your neighbors because I’m from the Isle Of Man and if we’re not home or just don’t answer the door quick enough they just open the door and throw the parcel in lmao 😂

@songbird-wj4yj

3 жыл бұрын

I’m really glad they don’t give packages to neighbors here in the US. With my luck, I would end up with a neighbor that “didn’t get” the package. We’ve already had someone steal a package from us in the past, so I wouldn’t trust someone else to accept a package on my behalf

I read the thumbtitle as "Give me your breakfast milk" and didn't see anything wrong. Then I reread it.

"Grandpa pled out". I wonder how many other listeners heard "bled out".

I worked at Dominoes and I don't see even see HOW they burnt the pizza unless they sent it through the ovens 4 times.

@raerohan4241

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking too. Don't they send the pizza through a conveyor belt oven (or whatever it's called)? Not like Dominoes, or any other fast-food pizza chain, is doing genuine brick oven, wood-fired pizzas. It should be impossible to burn those accidentally

@Azurko

3 жыл бұрын

@@raerohan4241 Yep, both Dominos & Papa Johns use a conveyor belt convection oven to cook the pizzas. Had a guy ask us to send his wings through 5 times once. When we asked if he was sure because they'd be inedible, he said to just do it. Later called to complain that his wings were burnt.

@lztx

3 жыл бұрын

If the cutter "loses" the oven - as in the bases are coming out faster than they can handle it - the pizzas can back up and spend too much time in there. The oven runs so hot and are so tuned even an extra 30 seconds could burn it. The new ovens take under 5 minutes to cook. So plus a few minutes to request a remake it wouldn't significantly delay a delivery. Sounds like the store was in chaos. (Reference: I worked at Domino's Pizza Australia 1999-2005) It would have been late 2019 I went into a Domino's store during a super special day: $4 value pizzas, so I got two, so I could have leftovers the following day too. Eventually, after an extra long wait, they handed me three boxes. One base had had a bubble so there were several slices where all the toppings slid off - so they remade it and gave me the mistake one too. Because why not. Maybe that's what was supposed to happen to rslash but the driver did some malicious compliance and not wait for the remake.

I wasn't watching and just heard "grandpa bled out"

@KitsunetheWolfdog

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

Pizza joint burns the pizza: "Oh, no! Anyway..."

2:33 throwing hands against a cop, in an airport, when you're THAT old, is an extra kind of stupid i didn't think was possible lmao

"Did you just have a brain tumor for breakfast?" I lost it. :'-D

I literally spent an two minutes refreshing for this😂😂😂😂

@nuclearexplosion5841

3 жыл бұрын

Rookie numbers

@skeleton1696

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@yourcumsocck.comlol7627

3 жыл бұрын

Dedication

Story one. EP: "I know how to watch my kid!" *Toddler gets hurt* EP and grandfather: *shock Pikachu face and blames OP*

Ohhhh man those pizza ones got me... I was a manager at a very large pizza chain back in 2001. I was only 19. I was working the carryout counter on a busy Saturday night and wasn't able to do to the back at all to check how things were, just trusting that my senior cooks had it together cause they were really good workers. At some point I had a lady come in who had gotten several pizzas, and it was customary to show the pizza to the customer so they could see their order before they left. When I showed the lady her pizza I could see it was burned. I immediately apologized and offered a replacement and she declined. I offered to throw in some breadsticks or a drink or a credit for another pizza and she refused. I felt terrible but she left and acted like it was all ok. All was not ok. Karen's have been around since the dawn of time, and this was my first encounter. That sweet lady who left with the pizza had a mom who evidently was not happy with the pizza and stormed into my store and THREW the pizza at me. Screamed that she knew store policies and that I'd be fired for letting something like that get out the door. That she was calling my area manager to personally tell him how terrible of a job I was doing. The lady wouldn't let me talk. After berating me for 15 or so minutes she finally left. While all this was going on I had other customers coming in who had to be cashed out by other people, which caused even more of a slow down for us on such a busy night. When she finally left I literally just sat down and cried. The pizza was still all over the floor where she'd thrown it and I had employees helping clean it up. Until that woman I never knew people could be so insensitive, cruel, and unreasonable. She did contact my boss and he took my side thankfully.

Its hilarious to me when karens call people rude and disrespectful, when they're the ones being rude and disrespectful.

The whole time during the parcel story I was thinking "oh that's gotta be drugs" and then r/slash said the same thing and now I feel special

5:56 This story is reminding me of the Barenaked Ladies song "Postcards," a silly song where a guy keeps getting different postcards that all have chimpanzees on them and has no idea who is sending them. "Even though I packed and moved my home. No matter what they come and they come. They won't leave me alone! Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind."

Open those packages since they have no name and your address. If they didn't include drugs, the property is yours. "I'm sorry Ma'am, there have been no packages sent here" and they'd learn they're lesson real quick. 😆

@clandry1234

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not a good idea since they were probably purchased with stolen credit cards

The last story reminded me of an article I read a couple of years ago. A mother had just dropped off her baby at daycare, but he’d been fussy and not had his bottle that morning. One of the daycare workers had offered to breastfeed him for her (um, excuse me?). She told her ‘No, he’s allergic to lactose. He needs to have the formula I brought for him.’ Guess what? She ignored the mother and breastfed him anyway, but not for long, as he had a severe reaction and went to the hospital. The only thing more entitled than the actions of the daycare worker were the women in the comments section who didn’t read the article and assumed it was anti breastfeeding. 😞😞😞

I cant believe the parcel lady trusts some random ass person to hold parcels for her/her son. Like do you want your parcels stolen because that is how you get your parcels stolen

@annied1827

3 жыл бұрын

Lol its the way it is in the uk neighbours always take in parcels for neighbours even if they don't know them it's the normal here , although the situation in this case is strange and no I wouldn't take it in not knowing who or where its belongs but if its from the same street you will find most people in the uk will take in a parcel to be collected by its owner later guess its a bit strange to other people but its something we in the uk have done for years yeah its a trust thing but I've never had a problem with it the other person just gets a note through the door saying parcel at number which ever house number has taken it in and they come get it when they get home as i said its normal here

@jessicae1298

3 жыл бұрын

It is by design. At least in my experience in fraud investigations in the states, this is a common tactic for people using stolen credit cards. If there is ever a bust, having it delivered somewhere else adds one extra layer of security for the criminals. Since most places won't deliver online orders to a PO Box, picking a house where the package is likely to be safe is the next best option. When I dealt with it, they usually picked vacation homes, the homes of snowbirds, or housebound elders folks.

@maryann778

3 жыл бұрын

@@annied1827 yeah if this was in America, it would most likely get stolen. Almost the exact thing happened to my parent's phones that was delivered to the wrong place. They couldn't even go get it because the neighbors sucked.

@ArcTracertruepath

3 жыл бұрын

@@annied1827 I see where you are coming from, but that isnt the issue. The issue is the parcel lady willingly sent parcels to a random person's home. OP doesnt know the lady at all and yet the Lady seems to know that op is home all day which is really off putting. I can understand sending a parcel to a friend or family but not some random person a few minutes away

The lady in that first story is lucky her packages didn't show up at my house, because I would have called the cops on her. I would have figured that it had to be some sort of illegal scam.

Who else was just listening and not watching and thought he said "Grandpa bled out, so he never had to testify in court" and your heart stopped lmao

@3:19 If you get parcels delivered to you for someone you don't know the person and they come to collect it, then don't accept it. It's a trick used by many scammers. They will have a parcel delivered(most of the times money) to an address and a person will come and collect it(who sometimes will give it to someone else). They will take a share of the money and send the rest to the scammer overseas. The fact that the woman knew op always lived at home is creppy AF

Asking for something is always fine. Pestering or demanding is not!

Nobody: Literally, NOBODY: EM: GIVE ME YOUR BREAST MILK RIGHT NOW

I love how the Karen is like : "I wan to speak to the manager!" and the manager is like: "But I am the manager!"

fun fact about the pizza. Delivery drivers can refuse to run an order if the item isn't up to par

Good morning rslash, I hope you had good sleep. I didn’t sleep at all

@yanisaissaoui6091

3 жыл бұрын

HE ME TZZZzzzzzzzz

@mrshark1457

3 жыл бұрын

Me too I need coffee

@randomjojofan8930

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@spiky_banana8289

3 жыл бұрын

Please get some sleep I don't want you to get sick

@Introlabe

3 жыл бұрын

F

I'm thinking the EP is buying things on stolen credit cards.

The pizza story reminded me of a common scam people would pull back in the day, where they would intentionally order a pizza with a different topping, then when it arrived yell at the delivery guy that the pizza was "wrong" and demand that it get remade, by the time the second pizza gets there more than 30 passed so they get whatever the discount is. That scam left with the time limit policy because it caused unsafe driving.

Always love that there are people who think a business is public property

Last story: I was eating breakfast when I heard this, I slightly felt like I was gonna puke...

I repeatedly refreshed for this vid and I dont know why

@itsgoodqualitybro7889

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Parcel lady sounds like a form of scam/drug attempt that got chopped early. Also, I would be asking "how do you know I work from home? Do you stalk me?".

These videos have been my sanity while driving back and forth to work for the past 2 weeks thank you

The parcels story sounds more like a phone scam (money in the packages) rather than drugs

@seamonster936

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they were money mules, because her fiancé would have found the money in the first parcel he opened.

@allanansume5524

3 жыл бұрын

@@seamonster936 ohh right he opened it but OP didn't say what it had inside no?

@seamonster936

3 жыл бұрын

@@allanansume5524 Presumably she would have included it in the Reddit post if it was money.

@allanansume5524

3 жыл бұрын

@@seamonster936 yeah I think she would. Then i dont understand thus woman

@seamonster936

3 жыл бұрын

@@allanansume5524 Yes, but there is something strange going on.

Why in the Lords good name would you want another person's breast milk? 🤢

@Ikajo

3 жыл бұрын

I guess some would argue that we drink cow milk but that's way different

@HobieInTheBox

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ikajo Way different lol

@HobieInTheBox

3 жыл бұрын

@True Blood Not really... No..

@Ikajo

3 жыл бұрын

@@HobieInTheBox It is, in several ways. Humans has very varied diet. That affects the breast milk women produce. We also tend to consume things that can be harmful to us. Breast milk isn't pasteurised either.

@Celediev

3 жыл бұрын

ever heard of a "wet nurse"? And no, not the kind of wet nurses you see in pron. A wet nurse is a woman who breastfeeds another person's baby. Throughout history it was quite a common thing ... Before infant formula was invented, wet nursing saved countless infant lives. As you mentioned "the Lord" I am gonna assume you are following an abrahamic religion so let me tell you the bible also contains the word "nurse" quite often in both the old and the new testament. From the context it is quite safe to assume that most times the bible mentions "nurse", it is talking about a "wet nurse". The practice of wet nursing is also explicitly allowed by the qur'an. Another person's breast milk is usually neither better nore worse than the own, IF both stick to an average diet and don't consume any drugs. That said ... DEMANDING someone to basically MAKE SOMEONE ELSE the wet nurse for your FIVE year old kid is a big no go.

12:04 I had a similar thing happen but I was an employee. I worked at a fast food place. It was small and only three people including myself were on shift. We made mozzarella sticks and if you weren’t paying attention for even a second they were easy to burn. When I went to bag some mozzarella sticks for this one guys order (I think he was the only customer at the moment too) they were definitely burnt. I yelled back to the person on grill and fryers and he just shrugged. I looked at the shift lead who was trying to get the cleaning list done and said they won’t remake it unless he asks them to. My thought was, what if he doesn’t see it until he’s gone? So I went up to him, told him about the mozzarella sticks but my shift lead said he wouldn’t remake them unless he asked. So when he came up to the counter he looked through his bags probably assessing if the damage was worth it to have them remade, and he asked for them to be remade, cue the eye roll from my shift lead, but hey at least the guy got what he payed for.

I ordered a pesto pizza once from a local shop and got pretty severe food poisoning. I'd eaten from this shop very frequently before this and always had great pizza and great service, so I wasn't interested in trying to get something for nothing or even a replacement pie, I just wanted to let them know that their pesto was probably contaminated. I called up and told the person answering the phone what happened and got an incredibly snidely voiced response of "pesto can't go bad" and "you're not gonna get a refund so just stop trying" and then hung up on. Last time I ever called them, and I made sure that I told that story to as many people as would stand still to listen.

These entitled parents thinks they are the best parents in the world even when literally the whole world says and thinks the opposite.

I’ve noticed your tone in the past couple videos has been kind of monotone so I’m happy that you’re feeling better with whatever was going on! This video you seemed more happy doing your job which is great to hear. Keep up the great work ethic and keep going.

Her pizza wasn't burned. It's a scam! Come on. 🤦🏽‍♀️

I worked at a gas station some years ago. A man brought up a hot dog container to ring up. I asked him to open it. He feigned ignorance. So I said to open it in Spanish. He gave me the same look. I reached over and opened it. It had 5 hot dogs in it. I just looked at him and said "Really???". I rang up the hot dogs and made him pay. He liked me in the eyes and said "You're a racist". I encouraged him to call corporate and complain. I always hated the "R"-Card. It was a last ditch, nuclear effort to get someone to fold to their demands.

Day 104 of telling him he's making everyone day better

@shaereub4450

3 жыл бұрын

After 1 year or day 1,000 he should give you a shout out.

@jefffoo6891

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaereub4450 I don't need it lol

@jefffoo6891

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaereub4450 I'll see if I can reach 100 days cause my main goal is for do this for 2 year

@shaereub4450

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefffoo6891 if you're really up to the 2 year challenge, go for it!

@dutchvanderbilt9969

3 жыл бұрын

Never stop

Good Monday morning all. Thanks for stories.

This happened when I was a around 22 or so. I was a cook at a Pizza Hut, and we got a phone order from a very rude woman. I answered and did my whole polite shpiel and asked her what she would like. She said she wanted a large pizza with "every topping we had in our inventory". I was a little taken aback, and asked her if she meant a super supreme. She asked me if that had every topping we had, and I told her that it had almost everything. She then went off on me telling me that I must be deaf, because she wants EVERYTHING. I said fine. So I got every last thing we had as a topping. Pepperoni, sausage, beef, ham, bacon, chicken, anchovies, onions, green peppers, jalapeños, black olives, green olives, pineapple, sliced pickles, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese, salsa, BBQ beef, salami, ranch dressing, and mozzarella cheese. The thing was loaded. If you're wondering about some of those toppings we did offer a taco pizza and several different sandwiches. I knew all of that at once would make her sick, but I made it anyway. The manager was working the front, and when the pizza came out she gagged. She asked me what the hell I thought I was doing, and I explained it to her. She just nodded her head, cut the pizza, and sent it out with the driver. About an hour later we got the most abusive call the store had ever gotten. She was going completely nuclear on us about her pizza. The manager explained that she had said she wanted every single topping on her pizza so she got what she ordered. The woman was saying that she had a fish allergy and that she hated pineapple. I doubt she had the allergy as she was fine enough to call and scream at us. She eventually said she wanted to "talk to the retard who took my order", obviously meaning me. I got on the phone, and listened to her rant some more. When she took a breather, I told her that I did what she asked for and that I didn't care if she had an allergy or hated pineapple. She bitched me out when ordering and that if she was stupid enough to ask for something like that, then she was going to get exactly what she wanted, and that from then on out, she could kiss my ass. I got written up for it, but the manager said she would have told the psycho the same thing.

Guy I worked with long ago, he was about thirty, as many of us were at that age, came in to show off his new baby after about a month or two of the little pipsqueak's existence. First kid. Mom was off giggling with some of the girls elsewhere, he was chatting and beaming with another group. Kids starts balling, one of the women says "Aw, Um, I think somebody's hungry". He looks among the women gathered and asked if any of them were willing to feed him (or her? I don't remember). It turns out the guy literally thought any woman at any time could feed a baby as the need arose. Again, 30 odd years old.

I checked for this video and found it lol

Just remember this before you comment that you're "First": The uploader of the video is always earlier than you. Therefore, you're always the first to be late.

I would have opend the first parcel right after she called the first time instead of just comming over like someone actually living next door would do.

When I worked at a Dominos we called customers if their order was burnt or messed up and apologized and asked if they wanted a free soda, or side to go with their remake lol