Rslash: "people can't be that dumb. .can they?" People *in Gollum voice: "They under estimates us, precious"

@whiteowl4097

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO! Good one. Your post was spot on.

@center4nerds

3 жыл бұрын

I've worked in IT for 15 years and in people's homes for 10 years before that. You would be amazed at where the bottom of the barrel of human intelligence can go...

@jamesnorman9160

3 жыл бұрын

I think RSlash is going to be bitterly disappointed... xD

@LOL_Tube0

3 жыл бұрын

I read that at the exact moment lol

@ReigoVassal

3 жыл бұрын

If people aren't that dumb, why Darwin's award exist?

"People aren't that dumb, right?" Chefs are paid shit and don't even get me started on a pastry chef. That's why I left baking.

@10Raccoon

3 жыл бұрын

It's slowly getting better right now because everyone is shortstaffed, but it's still shit.

@ryurineko

3 жыл бұрын

Same! Got out of a 11 year career in culinary during this Covid time. Long hours, high stress and low pay.

@ILoveRedPandas95

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong My older brother worked as a chef at a Italian style restaurant He was even being trained to be head chef But the pay wasn't too good, the food was average at best (staff constantly burned food and the portions were not worth the money) and some servers didn't give change back because they thought it was a tip

@atomiccrouton

3 жыл бұрын

ex pastry chef here. Left the restaurant industry and regret nothing.

@averagefailboatenjoyer9940

3 жыл бұрын

My mom has inside info on that. Awful rates

I'm a Christian - I get so offended when other Christians act like the people in the beach story. People who say "you can't treat me like this because I'm a Christian." Or "you should do this for me because I'm a Christian." Above all else, Jesus taught his followers to respect and help others! Your faith doesn't make you entitled to anything.

@nathanielstevens2646

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I see this so much. No wonder ppl hate us when these are the people that yell about God lol

@lillyvaughn5398

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously! The second hand embarrassment makes me want to crawl into a hole

@bluestreaker9242

2 жыл бұрын

Right? One of the Ten Commandments is literally "Treat thy neighbor as thy self"! What the flying frick-a-frack do they think that means!? -.-

14:08 “Alphas don’t kneel” “Apparently they don’t count to 3 either” That one really got me

I hate these people who act entitled or like grunts and then say “We’re Christians.” It gives the rest of us, who try hard to treat people well and be considerate, a bad reputation. It was super eye-opening for me to get my first job as a teen as a waiter and realize that the Sunday straight-out-of-church crowd was generally the most entitled, stingy one of the entire week. Either stop claiming to be a Christian, or start acting like one.

@quintonjones8854

3 жыл бұрын

Well the bible IS the big book of multiple choice when it comes to how you wanna act in America. Hell you can interpret it to mean damn near anything you want..."in context" Edit: as the son of a former nun.... I've seen some shit man....😆

@thechapLen

3 жыл бұрын

@@quintonjones8854 Your name should be Joshua, he was the son of Nun. 😂

@sms05550

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. It's hard sometimes when you try your best to be nothing but compassionate and caring towards other people, but then theres people like the lady in the video who give Christians a bad reputation. Like what is so hard about being understanding to the people around you? To anyone who's had a bad experience around these types of "christains", I'm terribly sorry.

@ethanwood6832

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was raised Baptist and by far the church goers are the worst people I've ever had to cater to.

@magmaferret636

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I like to call those people "Fake Christians", because they are Christian in name only. Usually, they occur when priests put too much emphasis on the "Chosen Of God" narratives, telling his congregation that "as long as you believe, God will forgive all you do." Unfortunately, that's the popular narrative, especially in American churches.

"people aren't that stupid are they?" RSlash you've read how many Choosing Beggar and Entitled People posts and you STILL have so much faith in humanity? You truly are a wonder. I don't mean that sarcastically or in a derogatory manner whatsoever.

@shaereub4450

3 жыл бұрын

How many stories has he posted again (all the posts in all the videos)?

@ReigoVassal

3 жыл бұрын

Also you could say that sarcastically because of his stupid takes on AITA sometimes.

@derguenter6257

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReigoVassal to be fair, he messes up there very rarely. I mean I´ve watched him practically from day one and he has fucked up a rating maybe 10 times or so - and most of the time it wasnt that major...

@ReigoVassal

3 жыл бұрын

@@derguenter6257 but recently it was something very stupid. The bride case on last video: it was about opinion wether the dress are good or not, OP said it's not really suitable for the theme. Rslash said something about not supporting each other The time where OP refuse a DNA test: everyone could see that the case was probably a scam. Rslash said it's probably not. Yeah I also have following him from the first video. Sometimes I agree if he goes against the grain, but sometimes it's something very stupid.

@derguenter6257

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReigoVassal true, I remeber these two as well - was wondering what got into him, but in the end his ratings are overall pretty much spot on so I think we should forgive him the occasional slip. Eventhough youre right, these were pretty out of character for him

The PayPal story was interrupted by a PayPal ad. Interesting coincidence.

@meowzermaster4431

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i guess

@flynna

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is perfect

@endo_mc9824

3 жыл бұрын

RSlash was taking about burgers and then a vegan burger ad played ;-;

@wolfy5766

3 жыл бұрын

You're profile picture is perfect 😃

@MsSaksalainen

3 жыл бұрын

"coincidence"

CB: "Is the price firm?" OP: "Yes." CB: *starts haggling*

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed the same thing, and fully expected lowball offers after they asked if the price was firm. Wouldn't be a choosing beggar if they didn't...

@sainttonkles6109

9 ай бұрын

No cause fr- just wanted to let you know I was your 69th like- have a good day stranger!

@baryonyxwalkeri3957

9 ай бұрын

Haha, thank you for letting me know. @@sainttonkles6109

You gotta love all these "super famous" influencers who can't afford basic stuff like cakes or artwork 🤣

@wincrasher2007

3 жыл бұрын

r/slash should totally try this. I'm sure he could make a hilarious shout-out for the "Sushi Cuchi"

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

There is a difference between "can't afford" and "not willing to pay".

@Nerobyrne

3 жыл бұрын

@@wta1518 well if you're not willing to pay, why do you want it for free? Or, to put it another way, why would you be willing to use your platform to promote something you're not willing to spend money on? Doesn't that mean that your promotion isn't even worth the cost of whatever you're trying to get?

@nuages8915

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nerobyrne you're overthinking, they just want free stuff one way or another

@Nerobyrne

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuages8915 no they're just poor and can't afford basic life stuff. At least that's what I'll say to everyone who tries getting things for free because they're influencers.

Entitled Viewer: "He's going to do what *I* want." "You don't get to decide anything, I do." The video Creator: *"YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!"*

@hassanarim4129

3 жыл бұрын

He just wants attention

@Ragetiger1

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly I have seen streamers become victimized like this. Viewers demand they play a certain game and streamer just does as commanded.

@realshadowlord

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ragetiger1 i was banned from my favourite streamer because someone paid €50 for him to do it. Then he was confused that i stopped donating

@amarasa2567

3 жыл бұрын

By this logic, the other viewers get to decide what the creator does, and they can decide to have none of what that particularly entitled viewer wants. And that's just by his own logic.

@Lycan4

3 жыл бұрын

Dracko, your post reminds me of a video that's one of my favorites on the site. Michael from RoosterTeeth was doing a Let's Play of State of Decay, and he found a backpack on one of his supply runs. He made a joke about how he had a backpack in a backpack, and forgot to put the backpack in storage before ending the video, and a bunch of people kept messaging him about it and complaining. So, out of spite and pure 'watch the world burn' energy (his exact words were "Just to watch people crumble and descend into madness in the comments section"), he kept that backpack in his inventory for the rest of the Let's Play. The complaints kept coming, both on KZread and Twitter, but he kept the backpack in his inventory. Then, during the credits, he broke down the whole thing, and then ended it with yelling "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" and a huge rant, and I just love that whole explanation/rant he went on. One of my top five favorite KZread videos.

Rslash trying to be a choosingbegger is so funny- especially when he tried to put himself in the waitress POV? And OP getting so pissed and describing what they would rather do because of Jennifer, amazing

We’re not just here for reddit stories, we’re also here for puppy bloopers.

For the lady that has a wedding shes christian doesnt that mean to not have kids before your married???

@lotteb.8304

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe from previous marriages?

@lotteb.8304

3 жыл бұрын

@Sabre Nikki it depends on how religious they are but I believe the bible indeed says it isn't allowed

@MartaFerrandisVila

3 жыл бұрын

You can be Christian and divorce or re-marry. The kids could well be from a previous marriage. Note on that she said Christian (which can be Catholic, Protestant, Gnostic, Mormon, Evangelical, Anglican or Orthodox, or follower of another branch of the religion).

@avashnea

3 жыл бұрын

@@MartaFerrandisVila Only Protestant and Evangelical are Christian.

@avashnea

3 жыл бұрын

@@lotteb.8304 Ever hear of being widowed?

Naw, we aren't here for *just* for the stories. We're also here for puppy bloopers and the stories where Rslash can't stop laughing mid-narration. 😁

@jaspyheart1430

3 жыл бұрын

agreed, its always hilarious when he cant stop laughing mid-narration

@dragonmumles4054

3 жыл бұрын

This^^. Puppy bloopers. Now waiting for baby bloopers too!

@ashh4929

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonmumles4054 (Thor when he sees Hulk in Ragnarok) *YaaAaaaaaaas!*

@jld12er30

3 жыл бұрын

im just here for puppy bloopers the stories are just a bonus lol

The pony one reminded me of this. Years ago, I was on a local horse forum. Someone had gone to an auction and fallen in love with one of the horses, but didn't have the money to buy it. They may have been unemployed, I don't recall now. So they went on and asked people to donate the money to buy the horse. I got on and told them that if they couldn't afford to buy it, that they couldn't afford to own it. I asked what would they be asking for next. Horses need to eat. They need to have their hooves trimmed regularly and possibly shod. (Mine are all barefoot) There's yearly shots as well as having the teeth cared for. ( If you ever hear about a horse needing to have its teeth floated, it means they have to file down sharp points on the teeth.) Needless to say, they got offended. I was nice about it. Another person came on and told them that I was nice. They would have told them the same thing, only a lot more bluntly and crudely. Getting the horse can be the cheap part. Caring for it properly is what costs you, especially if it has any health issues.

Beggar: "I found a similar computer for 400, so I'll give you 300 for yours" OP: "that other one sounds like a great deal, buy that one" Beggar: "F you for calling me out on my bluff"

Anything: exists and is owned by someone else Choosing Beggars: *It's free real estate.*

@roshnibritto4637

3 жыл бұрын

Choosing beggars if they don't get it: F you

@JerseyAnimations1

3 жыл бұрын

These comments are both true

@roshnibritto4637

3 жыл бұрын

@@JerseyAnimations1 bruh

@bunbunbunny7104

3 жыл бұрын

YoUr WeLcOmE

@JerseyAnimations1

3 жыл бұрын

@@roshnibritto4637 About choosing beggars logic it is true

I consider rSlash to be a entertainer ...not an influencer. I am happily entertained daily ...and love the puppy bloopers.

"We're Christians and we get married with OUR KIDS!" Ah, yes, Christians.

@bETTY.alt.0

3 жыл бұрын

They also said they JUST got married but have MULTIPLE kids

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 They're parading their Christian faith around like they're such great people, yet they've apparently had premarital sex because they have a few children, which is often against Christian teachings.

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

2 жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 I see?

@ajblack2410

2 жыл бұрын

the bible says you shouldn’t have sex before you are married

The owner responding to an influencer KILLED me

"people are not really that stupid right?" all the years i have been asking that question, then someone always comes around and surprises me, its like it never ends and it probably will never end, its almost like we evolving backwards and its scary... love the video man, keeps me busy during covid in South Africa, unfortunately we are close to getting hit with a third wave

@whiteowl4097

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with you about our reversal of evolution. Also, my heart goes out to you and I hope you stay safe during these trying times in the pandemic.

@zillasaiyan1m274

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called devolve

@Izzy-zw3vx

3 жыл бұрын

I agree fully! I hope you are doing ok, please stay safe! ❤️

@sirjmo

3 жыл бұрын

"genius is limited by the technology of their time, stupidity knows no bounds."

@gonertopetinho2095

3 жыл бұрын

That's an avarege human being

Choosing Beggar: "We've never been treated this way!" Me [quoting Benny Hill]: "Well, y should get *out* more..."

@Persholm1

3 жыл бұрын

you*?

@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes lol

@franl155

3 жыл бұрын

"Then it's probably long overdue." or "Really? I can't imagine how you've got away with it for so long."

@clarky23

3 жыл бұрын

OMG! i so much Benny Hill!! Used to watch on late night TV when I was a kid. In the States, they had to edit some of it. But my Grandma realized that my sense of humor was going to be "unique" when at age 10 I was laughing AND understanding most of the humor.

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

@@Persholm1 - I'm guessing realbadger is trying to replicate Benny Hill's accent.

Rslash: you're here for reddit stories, not burger ads. Also Rslash: Buy Raycon earbuds!!

XD "I know you're just doing your job but I hate you" LOL I love that.

Before I even read the story, I want said pony to be completely pink! Edit: The story does not show any pink ponies. I will have my *lawyer* informed of this!

@center4nerds

3 жыл бұрын

Lock picking lawyer enters the chat: wait a tick this isn't a master lock *leaves*

@undrhil

3 жыл бұрын

No no. You're doing it wrong, *Karen*! You're supposed to demand rSlash's manager!

@eskimberly7424

3 жыл бұрын

@@center4nerds Ahh! The intersection of two of my favorite channels! 😄

@silverflight01

3 жыл бұрын

Pink pony? Sounds familiar.

@snoworveins1212

3 жыл бұрын

@@silverflight01 Uh oh...

The pony one, when rSlash just said "bugger", I legit snorted. Was not expecting that to get past uncensored.

@JosieJOK

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think Americans appreciate the deeper meaning of the word-and I say that as an American! It’s not used in that context here. In fact, here it’s perceived as *milder* than outright cursing.

@JosieJOK

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris George 🤣

A life lesson that I have learned about people: If they ask for money in the 1st six months of knowing them, that's going to be the entire basis of the them being around for the time you let them be.

Rslash I would buy you and your family lunch for how much you have made me laugh with your different voices and stories!

Influencer stories like this makes me hate that term Also: Choosing begger: is the price firm? Op: yes Choosing begger: can you do 350?

@ZPokemonfanA

3 жыл бұрын

Choosing Beggar: I found a cheaper one, if you lower your price, I'll buy yours. OP: LOL, no! Buy theirs instead Choosing Beggar: *Shocked Pikachu Face*

@Oxios

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZPokemonfanA "Not only did I not say my price was negotiable but I *definitely* did not say I have a price match guarantee."

@Twinklethefox9022

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZPokemonfanA ikr? If you found a cheaper one, then why not buy it? But I'm 99% she's lying about finding a cheaper one

@geofflancaster8542

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, I'm using "effluencer" in future!

"guy pays for everything" "yeah but not when you demand it like that" Lmao at her saying that's how she was raised. Sorry, are you referring to entitlement mentality? Because most people are raised to assume that men pay the bill on a date, but you're being weird about it.

@superbullgaming7841

3 жыл бұрын

If anyone says that you have to do THAT leave her high and dry

@superbullgaming7841

3 жыл бұрын

Or him

@dracko158

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like that dismisses her entitled attitude.

@tomdean1876

3 жыл бұрын

Oh you're on rSlash too!

@gemrock

3 жыл бұрын

My parents always told me bring enough to pay for your own meal incase the guy doesn't offer to pay or want to split the bill.

16:14 "If you don't have $800 to drop on a computer, then don't buy an Apple computer". Apple computers would have to come down to under $100 before I'd even consider buying one of those pieces of crap again.

I remember when I was dating, I felt so guilty that I couldn't pay for anything we did together since I didn't have a job yet. It was in high school. Looking back on it, he told me not to worry about it, but sometimes I still feel bad. I guess I'm really afraid of coming off as taking advantage, and I never wanted to do that. We're not dating any more, and honestly I'm much happier by myself. Though I do miss hanging out sometimes.

This video is basically: Life Lessons to Being an Influencer by Rslash. I love this!!

That Heathcare Analyst Intern posting also mentioned 3-4 months unpaid...

@phane00

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed, this company doesn't even want to pay people to work. They can hire them for the 3-4 months unpaid, and then say that they "aren't suitable to work full time". They get dropped with no pay at all, and the company just picks up another unpaid intern.

@ReigoVassal

3 жыл бұрын

@@phane00 clearly they're seeking a slave for 4 months.

Lol "i know your just doing your job, but i hate you." Was amazing.

I love how honest and upfront you are. You speak the truth about the influencer stuff.

At least the guy saw what he was dealing with early. Wishing him well.

You talking about burgers makes me want to either go to the store to buy the supplies to make them myself or drive over to my local Burger King.

@avgjoeavglife

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you find a good burger

@fraunull1572

3 жыл бұрын

How was your burger search?

As a rower (open water), the boat their upsets me. The neighbor clearly has no idea how much boats costs. 4 kayaks/canoe is definitely worth enough that it’s grand theft and a police report should have been filed.

"People can't be that dumb, right?" A coworker in my workplace: "Technically, marriage between a husband and wife is incest because they're family members." Me: 😐

@battleoftheremote3119

3 жыл бұрын

*Heh?*

@jkerphnts4819

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris George Nope. They're white.

"...than to lose fans by doing stupid, pointless ads" KZread: *and I took that personally*

@sugarbeef

3 жыл бұрын

This comment sponsored by Raycon.

@botgaming3459

3 жыл бұрын

@@sugarbeef or raycon🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jld12er30

3 жыл бұрын

@@sugarbeef and this comment is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS LMAO

16:10 I use this quote a lot when talking about nonessential items "if you can't afford a product, then it's not meant for you."

Fashion guy went to the "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" school of counting. "One! Two! Four!" "Uh, three sir." "Three!"

“As an Influencer, I have 400k followers. Give me free food so I can tell people you gave me free food.” So….. how many people of that 400k live in OUR town? And how can you guarantee that all ‘400k’ buy food from me after I give you a free meal?

2:36 its all good Rslash. you give us space to voice ourselves too so its good all around.

rSlash: literally murders someone His fans: We sleep rSlash: gets an AITA rating wrong His viewers: *Real Shit*

@lordreno8911

3 жыл бұрын

Seems our priorities are perfect. ;D

@SyphinSki

3 жыл бұрын

On point

The least expensive part of owning a pony is buying the pony.

Gotta say, r/choosingbeggars is my FAV subreddit. So much silly drama and I'm here for it lol

My question for the Wedding Picture Lady is if you just got married, how do you have two kids as a Christian...? EDIT: This comment is a joke! I do not mean to offend anyone, please take this comment with a grain of salt.

@blackbuccaneer528

3 жыл бұрын

SHES A TRAITOR

@brianmurphy6480

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackbuccaneer528 Traitor? More like she has kids from a previous marriage. Even us Catholics can get a divorce nowadays without hassle or much of a fuss.

@MartaFerrandisVila

3 жыл бұрын

You can be Christian and divorce or re-marry. The kids could well be from a previous marriage. Note on that she said Christian (which can be Catholic, Protestant, Gnostic, Mormon, Evangelical, Anglican or Orthodox, or follower of another branch of the religion) not Catholic specifically (the ones who reject re-marrying through the church once you have been divorced).

@AlanTuringWannabe

3 жыл бұрын

She could be a widow

@paul_warner

3 жыл бұрын

People make mistakes. But she's judgmental so I won't be any more merciful to her than she is to random strangers having a good time on the beach. I'm Christian and find this comment unoffensive.

To be fair, rSlash, I'd rather hear about some burger restaurant you reached out to because you actually liked them, than another add for crappy ass Raycons. Mind you, I don't mind the raycons ads either. As shit as they are, get that money fam. 👌

The restaurant's come back to that miserly influencer was perfect 😂

I’m here for Reddit stories! I love that you used the word, “turd!” 😂😂😂

To be honest the uncle is probably taking care of the parents

@Oxios

3 жыл бұрын

That can definitely happen, but the flipside can be horrendous. My uncle was supposed to take care of my grandmother and he did for a while, but then he picked up a drug habit, spent all her savings, stopped doing anything even remotely considered household support... things went to hell so fast it's mindboggling. We had to put her in a nursing home, him in a VA rehab program, and then spend more time cleaning the house to sell it just so we could cover their care.

@superphantom100

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachel154 is there more to the story that we don’t see in the post or is that basically everything?

@christineatchley7303

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachel154 but you are only hearing her side. Remember there are 3 sides to every story; hers, the uncles and somewhere in the middle is the truth. Your friend isn’t going to tell you anything good about her uncle because then it would make her look bad!

just curious, is there any good reason to have changed the pronouns of the bumble person that wanted food? OP clearly used they/them and gender neutral terms the whole time so I'm just kind confused, why change them?

@ElliotIsWeird

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe not confuse some viewers? I don’t know myself but I also found it kinda confusing as well why RSlash changed the pronouns.

@FenyxStar

3 жыл бұрын

yea i'm also a bit confused why

@tommoore2012

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t using them in an attempt to not offend. He was using them as a way of just referring to someone. And honestly, using the terms they/them isn’t even grammatically accurate for either case. This words are meant to be used when referencing a group of two or more individuals/concepts. Trying to apply them as a way of referring to just one person or thing is grammatically false.

@The1stImmortal

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommoore2012 traditionally, singular use was also normal for referring to either a hypothetical person of either/irrelevant sex or a specific person of unknown sex.

@NicholeParker

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommoore2012 “hey when is the mailman coming?” “They should be here any minute” They/them is perfectly fine to refer to individuals. It makes grammatical sense and has referred to the singular for a long time

😂 "Apparently they don't count to three either" LMAO!!

I have an idea. You should give a shout out to a random burger joint, and ask people to say something like" rslash send me," and then watch how many people go to buy themselves a burger. That way, a restaurant gets a spike in costumers, and we get the answer to the question: Does a shout out from a influencer actually does something? And how much? Enough to ask things for free?

Man ngl i may not be super religious or anything but i really hate when people like the lady in the second post use their religion as some sort of show off talking point in these posts because it really makes the rest of us look stupid and really bad lmao.

@elijahpatterson2596

3 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, I 100% agree. Don't use one's religion, or atheism if one so chooses, to bash other people.

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

^^^ agreed on all accounts

@SoManyRandomRamblings

3 жыл бұрын

Especially when they aren't even following the teachings of their Bible.

The lady got angry because people are on a public beach. What would her reaction if they decided to take photos on a nude beach? (It just popped into my head 🤣)

@Xolivas1

3 жыл бұрын

I bet it would be along the lines of: ⭐☆☆☆☆ I went to this public beach to take wedding pictures and everyone was naked! No one made room for us and these...*HUSSIES* were distracting my husband with their disgusting bodies. No one cared about about what I wanted, just giving me disgusting looks. If only they were wearing clothes to at least be decent, then I could have a great time. But noooooooo...it just wasn't my way!!!

@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xolivas1 I read it like a choosing beggar. 🤣🤣🤣

@superphantom100

3 жыл бұрын

@@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 same

I think everyone missed the big point on the job advert? It says 3-4 months UNPAID with an OPPORTUNITY for a full time position with that wage.

As an artist slowly drowning myself in debt to go to art school, that "get a real job" may have caused me to break a blood vessel.

That is why Op asked for proof of the kid actually being in school

"Quit being Nosey!!" *O o* Nosey? On a SOCIAL Website? Eh, dude. When is the last time you had a Mental Check up?

"I know you're just doing your job; but I hate you" LOL

The one thing you shouldn't underestimate more than one man's greed is another man's stupidity. Murphy's Law knows no bounds.

"The only time I get a whole lot of criticism is when I get a rating wrong on r/amIthebutthole post. Then you guys really let me know that I'm wrong." I think he saw the Wedding Dress comments, guys.

@tayganroberts5098

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment, I knew exactly what he was talking about as soon as he mentioned it! 😂

I have been trying for so long to finally catch your upload first lol

@nodrugshere300

3 жыл бұрын

Did you?

@josea1304

3 жыл бұрын

@@nodrugshere300 no.... :(

@sammy_sand_utubeyt6901

3 жыл бұрын

@@josea1304 :((

@nodrugshere300

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry then, my condolences.

@whiteowl4097

3 жыл бұрын

But you are here now and that's all that matters.

The first one... that's just so sleazy. That poor guy, I hope he finds someone that spoils him back.

My son is a culinary arts person. He says that many culinary students would still apply "For the experience" and to be able to put "Chef" on a resume

Wait, females were raised that the man pays for everything but then you're raised that you should be equal to a man? I'm lost because my parents did NOT raise me that way and I'm 44yrs old so considered more old school.. Lol..

@Phlimbob

3 жыл бұрын

I was definitely not raised by my parents to expect a man to pay for me! I know this happens to some girls, but I honestly think it is more likely dads giving their sons bad dating advice and girls just going along with it, because ya know, free food?

@Swnsasy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Phlimbob Ahh, that makes sense. I have a 26yr old son and daughters 19 and 21. The only thing I taught my girls was DON'T EXPECT for your date to pay so always have money if you're planning on going out. If you don't have the money when they ask you out you politely say, I don't have the money this week can we go such and such day. If they say don't worry I got you there you go.. My son, I taught him, if you ask someone out you pay and vice versa on the second part as I taught my girls..

@maggie_knolastname

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve paid for both my date and my food before. Sometimes we go Dutch and each pay for our own and sometimes one pays for both. It actually gets kinda funny because sometimes my boyfriend is like ‘nope, the bill is on me this time’

@iridescentsolace

3 жыл бұрын

My family kind of taught us this?? The men would always pay when we went out to eat and even though we all had money it was kind of a given that they would. As I got older, my cousin would offer to buy me food and I’ll decline and my family would be like “he’s a man and you should always accept if a man pays! Especially on dates!” And Im just like ah alright not going to do that but alright

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

I was raised to always split the bill. Wouldn’t mind also paying for one meal then the person pays for the next.

Ah yes! Just in time for work to start! Thanks Rslash!

I'm a Christian and I'm feeling secondhand embarrassment from the lady in that beach post.

lol agreed about rains at the beach. here people get upset and I'm like...wait 10 minutes and there will be sun again

3:51 An actual Christian would not complain like this.

@SoManyRandomRamblings

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

""Alphas don't kneel" - or know how to count to three apparently" 🤣🤣

I’m not just here for Reddit post I’m also here for your personality

I have an uncle similar to the one in that story. He doesn't help out around the house, doesn't buy or cook food but will eat everything that someone else brings, and then will keep taking my aunt's car and then gets upset when she needs her car for anything.

Out of curiosity, in the first story why did you change "person" to girl and "they" to she? Feels kind of unnecessary idk

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

I guess he did it to make it less confusing to podcast listeners just in case. Course “they” is grammatically correct and when gender isn’t important to the story “they” will be used whether it’s just referring to the person or their pronouns, but since it wasn’t vital to the story he probably just changed it. Or maybe OP referee to the person as she in the comments or smthn idk

@silverstar1178

3 жыл бұрын

@@terra_the_nightingale135 sure hope so. I'd hate to find out rslash is intentionally disrespecting non-binarys

@linkingfinn

2 жыл бұрын

I know I'm 4 months late but I really wish he'd address this :/

the title said “she demands my pony “ I thought he meant ponytail XD

@loganevans4389

3 жыл бұрын

You’re not the only one 😂😬

@windowsxp7460

3 жыл бұрын

Haha same

@Evol.Studios

3 жыл бұрын

Sameee

@DarkWolf22K

3 жыл бұрын

Can't pay? They attach a live horse to you butt first ಠωಠ

"(...) alphas don't kneel... apparently they don't count either" 😂😂😂 SHOTS FIRED

Boy i waited so long for a BUrger Advertisement in the middle in the Video, and now you just tease me with talking about how you wont do that. xD

the horse story is funny when you consider the meme that describes horse ownership. a horse munching on dollar bills.

@JustGettinBy1321

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, some people are SO clueless! My Dad always says if you want a total money pit, get a horse or a boat. (Note: Despite my Dad's words of wisdom, I have a mini horse I got from an animal shelter. She lives on his ranch because the city & my HOA frown on me keeping livestock in my backyard. 😁)

@nazgulthedeathless9403

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustGettinBy1321 screw hoa’s. If it ain’t against any rules but they “don’t like it” I say keep it out of spite. From what I’ve seen and heard HOA’s are greedy legal tyrannical mini governments basically

My morning routine is really not complete without these videos. Thanks for continuing to post every day despite having a new lil bundle of joy!!

That pony one was mad because ponies are usually £1,000 at least and if they're under that you know there's something wrong with them (quite young, unbacked, too old to ride regularly, naughty, has health issues)

It's nice to know that even if its not obvious in the comments of the videos in question that Rslash is aware of our gripes with this rating

"hey! I'm R-Slash! Free food?" "Get out of here, ass lad"

the kayak story is a mix of Entitled People + Straight Out Theft -- wish there was a sub for that

LMFAO!!!!!! Recommending a Chromebook to someone, is like telling them to burn in hell.

Cb:I saw someone else selling it cheaper then you so sell yours cheaper. Op: no. Cb:REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The food lady reminds me of something that happened to a friend. He matched with this girl who was broke so she kept going on dates with anyone for free food. So one day he made too much gumbo and offered her some but she refused.

I hate those people who compare OPs prices to other prices on the site to make them change the offer. Like if it’s lower then theirs, then go buy it

at 13:12 i wish after his rant he'd say 'Anyway lets talk about today's sponsor'

“I can get this from this other person for cheaper!” “Then buy it from them!”

6:59 Anyone else catch the line under the salary that talks about an intense, unpaid internship? Is the low salary a lure and it's really unpaid? Or is the internship on top of the low-paying job? Either way, it makes the job post even worse. This is how you get news stories of unqualified people working as medical professionals. I highly doubt a company that wants to pay nothing or next to nothing is going to spend much money or effort on thorough background checks. And that's assuming they bother doing them at all.

@JosieJOK

3 жыл бұрын

Even fresh-out-of-medical-school hospital internships pay more than they’re offering. I’m not sure who they’re aiming to recruit. Maybe someone who just barely scraped through med school and didn’t get an internship?

with the first story- the whole thing said they and you entirely used she ? just feel like that's a little weird?

@SoManyRandomRamblings

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Especially in 2021

I am here to both listen to your hilarious sponsorship stories (especially raycon those sponsor segments are amazingly hilarious) and reddit stories.

I had an ad on FB marketplace. I was selling something for a very reasonable price and of course was low balled. The reason? I had to pay for their gas to come to my house to buy it. Ah, no.

When he was talking about uncomfortably using his status I got for a Pringles scorching for the uncomfortable

I can’t wait till the next tree law video because I might have a story soon depending on what happens next but my moms friend payed to have a lot of branches chopped of a tree that is on their property

@sonofsparda9739

3 жыл бұрын

I meant to say isn’t on their property

To be honest, I have a different perspective on the Uncle story. Back when my Grandma was alive, one of my uncles also constantly crashed or lived in her small place which she paid alone. He paid for nothing, smoked her cigarettes, ate her food, contributed nothing and lazed around, spending his unemployment money on booze. He was so much of a drain that grandma had to ask her other sons to financially support her more.

"Nah, I won't give away a PS4 for $60." "You greedy dirtbag!'