What did you want for Christmas, but didn't get?

@jasminefelder2158

4 жыл бұрын

A reason to live

@IssacHoweiner

4 жыл бұрын

Any functioning adult in the oval office

@Ea-xy8bg

4 жыл бұрын

I got nothing for Christmas😔😔but I had fun so it’s ok

@LeoMarshwhale

4 жыл бұрын

The will to live...? Happiness...? General overall mental health wellbeing....?

@wrenholder8436

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted slytherin robes but I got an invisible cloak so it's cool

Jeremy, kid. First rule of poisoning someone- Don't tell them that you're gonna do it.

@blobofink

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment XD

@killercobra7987

4 жыл бұрын

Your right he can have his slaves make cookies

@lcc2348

4 жыл бұрын

Well the good news is Jeremy is no longer on the Naughty List. Santa will just skip his house.

@mutemantisv3

4 жыл бұрын

@@lcc2348 jeremy's on the entitled list

@013aanikhfds

4 жыл бұрын

@@mutemantisv3 jeremy will launch a slave uprising

Santa: "You're on my naughty list" Jeremy: "No, u"

@bluey_berry7296

3 жыл бұрын

Exalaxy X ah yes because little Jeremy has an UNO reverse card!

@JackThePerson27

3 жыл бұрын

Lily and Kassidy Gacha Time *Because that Card is the strongest thing in the World, clearly!*

@KikiG75ThatBritishWoman

3 жыл бұрын

Lol my 9 year old texts me NO u a lot

@spammer44

3 жыл бұрын

Exalaxy X I believe you meant Deer Santa Your on just nagty lict noew

@henryarguelles602

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: You have slaves. Santa: ...

i love how EK calls them "elf slaves"

@lemon2179

3 жыл бұрын

he aint wrong tho

@Thischannelsnomore

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemon2179 yea

@jakemccarthy4227

3 жыл бұрын

I like how he uses complex words, but misspelled almost everything

@Drp211

3 жыл бұрын

Yet he asks for more

@theschoolnursewithicepacks5479

3 жыл бұрын

Ek calls the elfs slaves Everyone booing him Me: why are you booong him hes right

Moms: I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. Kids: im not entitled im dissapointed

@spammer44

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still cringy isn’t the kids one the other way

The way jeremy acts i am expecting him to just slap a tide pod on a plate and write "cookee" on it and leave it out for santa

@lemon2179

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yue797 LMAOO

@GhostHunterDipperPines

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yue797 you never know, kids can be resourceful

@jediptjedipt7594

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yue797 He might eat them

@noname-gh1vr

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yue797 hes going to bury them in the DIY in ground sandbox.

@rnegron77

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yue797 r/cursedcomments

“11 year old girl’s Christmas list” “Essential oils” Meanwhile, Karen is demanding the bank give her 4000 dollars for free because her precious baby deserves it

@beefstroganoff8597

4 жыл бұрын

Thank god that I’m not like that!

@andersonmcduffie

4 жыл бұрын

She could not spell god send me word! 😂

@kaytea42

4 жыл бұрын

But what if Karen goes the other way and takes the money instead of her “precious baby”

@hanezutchins2786

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaytea42 The precious baby gets to sue her "loving mother"

@dropdeadcynical4646

4 жыл бұрын

I was more concerned about the fact that almost everything was misspelled. She was 11 and couldn't spell jewelry, purse or perfume correctly.

I recently lost my father, hearing that entitled brat say "it's been long enough, get over it" shot rage into me instantly. If someone said that to me especially if they told me to make my mom shut up, I would break their nose

@bellerain381

3 жыл бұрын

Good for you!! That bratty cousin made me see red!!! I wanted to shake some sense into her!!

@agentdiamond4728

2 жыл бұрын

I'm shocked Op didn't beat the ever living shit out of her cousin.

@sawyermcgee659

2 жыл бұрын

I would have recorded that entire thing and spread it everywhere, and mention her name and a pic of her. THEN beat her up, saying she’s disgusting, a disgrace to the entire humankind

@LordeCafe1409

Жыл бұрын

I never had a father, so I can't 100% say how much it hurts, but come on, common sense is not that hard to learn. If I lost a family member and someone talked like this to me, I'd beat the shit out of them

11:48 This just proves that 7 year olds are making discord accounts.

@Mimi-ur1ur

3 жыл бұрын

@Dolfan 2 No, they just swallowed an iPad to keep their child occupied and spoil them even in the womb.

@SnailSnail-lo4pm

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no.

"Jeremy's" writing looks an awful lot like it was written by an adult trying to write like a child. It's far too controlled and uniform in it's own way.

@casuallyartsy5538

4 жыл бұрын

Martine Robson I was just thinking about that! The evenly random way that some letters were capital was off, if anything kids forget to capitalize letters. (Edit was fixing a grammar mistake)

@swisscheese6664

4 жыл бұрын

Martine Robson hi

@themartinebunny

4 жыл бұрын

@@swisscheese6664 Hi?

@swisscheese6664

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@swisscheese6664

4 жыл бұрын

Spam reply with hi

"You look slow and easy to kill" -Jeremy

@enj0yy0urself25

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not easy to kill, I’m already dead

@CheeseyTestSubject

4 жыл бұрын

imagine that as a yearbook quote

@KingLaZrButBad

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy straight up told Santa that the cookies will be laced with poison so Santa will end up not eating the cookies lol.

@vosskambassador7733

4 жыл бұрын

“Jeremy you seem like I could stab you now, you know” -ME

@karenkey8710

4 жыл бұрын

I will be stealing that quote for the next time my ex tries to get me back and steal my wallet.

Santa - your on my naughty list Jeremy- uno reverse card YOUR 0n MY Naughty list

@Thischannelsnomore

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@HackedByAVacuum

3 жыл бұрын

You cpoied it

@spvillano

3 жыл бұрын

Santa- Allow me to introduce you to the real Krampus.

@GhostHunterDipperPines

3 жыл бұрын

Tis not your naughty list, but OUR naughty list 🇷🇺

@user-no7vm8of3s

3 жыл бұрын

@@HackedByAVacuum lmao, cpoied

Aren't elves not slaves but loyal to Santa. Its like a king who loves all,but isnt greedy. Santa (in a religious belief ) was a man who was so selfless he gave money to a poor man yahtta yahtta yahtta now he's giving presents and is immortal or something (search it up I don't wanna) I know this had nothing to do with the elfs being slaves but it shows how good of a person santa is ( I don't believe in him)

@Silver_wind_1987_

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense he's like robbin hood but better

@Archer_The_Shiny_Hunter

2 жыл бұрын

He takes advantage of their trust

@Scarlett.Granger

2 жыл бұрын

Is Santa based on the catholic holy Saint Nicholas?

Plot twist: Jeremy is like 26 and writing with his left hand

@elitasproge1818

4 жыл бұрын

or right hand

@robertguy9553

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s so clearly fake. As an entitled person I demand that there are higher standards for weeding out the fake stories. This is Bullshit! I demand to see this channels manager!

@elliotthunter4731

4 жыл бұрын

Ah man! I just though it was a 5 year old with the best vocabulary ;-;

@gachastocks6151

4 жыл бұрын

Or an entitled guy in his 30s writing normally

@foofy.friend

4 жыл бұрын

@@gachastocks6151 insert clapping here*

Jeremy: Cookies will be poisonous Santa: I dont care becouse I wont be coming this year.

@MizukiUkitake

4 жыл бұрын

He'll be getting a visit from Krampus instead.

@gachastocks6151

4 жыл бұрын

Fancy a Visit from the local methhead instead little Jeremy

@musicrocker-my9mq

4 жыл бұрын

Santa isn't real

@cassiebrooke2490

4 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@Leaf4825

4 жыл бұрын

musicrocker1982 Adams no shit Sherlock

My phone got taken once, the policy was to bring it to the front desk, and they'd hold it until closing time (Around 2 hours after my last class that day). I don't know why but the teacher saw me in the halls and handed me my toilet paper wrapped phone and whispered: 'Don't tell anyone'. One of the nicest teachers I've ever had and I never used my phone in class since.

Me reads: “I have talked to your parents and told them the take away your Wii U” Me: well no wonder y he’s mad its a Wii U

@reallifeblairwaldorf

3 жыл бұрын

SovietOnion ._. Yeah get a real wii!

@phantom_wolf5274

3 жыл бұрын

the Wii U is quite underrated its honestly great in my opinion

@floppy4everyone913

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, its a great console, had one for about 7 years and loved the thing. its the price and bad launch that killed it

@vectorthehop3945

3 жыл бұрын

jeremy should've gotten a Nuu U

@thegoatman1018

3 жыл бұрын

We is lit

no one: Jeremy: Your threats don't scare me. BE AFRAID.

@51rius

4 жыл бұрын

That signature tho

@vosskambassador7733

4 жыл бұрын

“Dear jeremy I could send you a turret that will shoot you if you don’t apologise you ungreatfull little piece of ....” -Santa

@sparkofdemons3987

3 жыл бұрын

(Tempted to kick the baby)

@doctorcookie

3 жыл бұрын

*BE AFRAID*

@Diamondevelyn

3 жыл бұрын

my dads name is jeremy

That kid straight up pushed santa’s naughty list threat aside AND gave him a threat of his own

@moiki4893

4 жыл бұрын

You look slow and easy to kill.

@SinisterScoundrel6562

10 ай бұрын

Lil bastard Jeremy is gonna be a future resident of a maximum security federal prison as a lifer.

@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

8 ай бұрын

@@SinisterScoundrel6562Given that he told Santa that he was going to poison him, doubt he’s smart enough to get away with any crime

@matthew_natividad

7 ай бұрын

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012i could totally see him on worlds dumbest criminals

@jesseincognito.

7 ай бұрын

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012besides how the hell is he gonna get a hold of poison?

I love how dedicated that one kid's parents are to the santa thing XD

@jesseincognito.

7 ай бұрын

He should’ve known when the Wii was gone

"Opie, clearly the only option is to keep the airpods and return the kid." Best quote I've heard

Imagine the kids reaction in a couple of years when he finds out Santa isn’t real and he was writing to his parents 😂

@theycallmecryptooo

4 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture Aiden!

@blockytart

4 жыл бұрын

Why u liar lmao

@vosskambassador7733

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly that kid would be in jail for murder and his parents would be ☠️ because the child killed them

@humnasohail5856

4 жыл бұрын

I'm totally vincent LOL UMMMMMMMMM. SANTA IS REAL JIN- wait I’m Muslim

@thebestskier8629

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what 😭

The cousin is literally a villain. She is doing the stereo typical fixing hair, makeup, and or outfit in the mirror while spewing villainous exposition. She might as well been eating an apple.

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

well it’s a fake story so it’s not surprising

@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

5 ай бұрын

@@bostonrailfan2427How’s it fake?

@bostonrailfan2427

5 ай бұрын

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 it was made up by the poster, almost all of the stories that he reads are fakes that the subreddit called the posters out over. he isn’t a fool: he knows you can’t get sued by the actual posters and people involved if it’s a fake story

Santa pays the Elves and even offers medical coverage. 🎅

@blu3gam3r_74

3 жыл бұрын

But is there a dental plan? I mean they eat a lot of candy canes

@DaisyA-04

3 жыл бұрын

@@blu3gam3r_74 Of course.

@cmanhanks1

Жыл бұрын

You watched the animated adaptation of GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEER didn't you, because I remember that line xD

@DaisyA-04

Жыл бұрын

@@cmanhanks1 - If you meant what I said, no I haven’t actually seen an animated Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer. I’ve only heard the song.

@cmanhanks1

Жыл бұрын

@@DaisyA-04 look for the movie. you'll know when you see it. (Hint it's a children's mystery movie)

The whole thing where the parents sent back letters from Santa was brilliant! Even if your kids aren't being bad, 100% do this (Without putting them down for their behaviour, obviously).

I'm not sure what bothers me more, the wish or the spelling of the wish "asenchal oil" 4:22

@JennyEverywhere

4 жыл бұрын

Santa should leave her a bag of coal and a spelling textbook.

@davidgay9097

4 жыл бұрын

@@JennyEverywhere No kidding.

@KnightMan222

4 жыл бұрын

Dats how Karenspeak spells it lol

@nicholasmorgan7156

4 жыл бұрын

She's 10 man

@arsipantsu

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasmorgan7156 exactly, she is 10, not 7

“I can’t call my daddy” I wheezed

@thatonezeldagamer3424

4 жыл бұрын

sergidash {GG} Billie Irish

@viix3815

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy will be a serial killer one day...

@jamesnorman9160

4 жыл бұрын

Daddy: "Please, for the love of god, don't let her call me again."

@sergidashgg8196

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesnorman9160 lmao what

@JustAceCs

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonezeldagamer3424 that's not what their pfp is but I support you thinking it was Billie irish

"Disneyland is boring" me that never go to disneyland: wha-

@arielruh7773

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I want to go it's not boring

@GhostHunterDipperPines

3 жыл бұрын

I went to Disneyland and it was so boring, no one would do what I said and give me free stuff, I contacted the manager but HE DIDNT EVEN FYRE ANYWON LIK WTF TAY WUDNT EVN DO WAT I SED (This was obviously a sarcastic story and I wasn’t that entitled at Disney land, disneyland was fun)

@DaRkLoRdZoRc

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you spend very little of your time at places like that doing things that're actually fun. Most of the time spent there is either walking through a hot, crowded lot from one attraction to the next or standing in lines that can take over an hour to get to the front of. And the prices are usually outright robbery. t. went to a place of similar size and renown as a kid

"don't talk about your dads death and stop being sad and acting like a baby, im living and now for 16 years, focus on me!" somethings wrong her

12:28 This actually sounds much more like an emotionally neglected kid having a break down. Poor kid is upset about not getting any Xmas presents and having to do something much more expensive that they don't even enjoy. It's pretty sad.

@plateofspaghetti5029

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly have to agree

@test-kf2zv

2 жыл бұрын

I have another dark take: It's a kid being told what to write by one of his parents to the other parent/"Santa." :( Whatever it is, something is up. But some of the language sounds mature. I think eiher an older kid or adult wrote this for the outrage points, OR someone/something influenced the kid to.

@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

5 ай бұрын

Ya not everyone likes going to theme parks

@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

5 ай бұрын

@@test-kf2zvI think you’re referring to the Santa letters

This is the longest Trojan commercial i’ve ever seen

@Phatboino1

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Long comment of the decade 😂😂😂

@usafa886

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmm, yes a man of quality

@themonstertrio4601

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Long BRUH

@bird3126

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@TonberryQueen

4 жыл бұрын

That was beautifully done. Take my like.

4:44 At like the start I thought, it's not that bad, but when I saw the pink duck tape, I thought it's going too far, way too far.

That kid that went to Disneyland was lucky... But for real, I'm kinda scared of Disneyland, unlike other people. My cousin fell off one of the rides, but she's okay but had a broken arm and a large scar that traced to from her shoulder to her hand... And I was shocked(because she was my favorite cousin and because she fell) So no thank you, if I ever get a Disneyland ticket, I'll give it to one of you people :)

@Lucky-Nick123

3 жыл бұрын

It's not always that bad although lot of accidents happen there

EK: **Doesn't get what they want for Christmas** EK: So... you have chosen death

@jeremygoslin8864

4 жыл бұрын

a decent person dewit

@dracko158

4 жыл бұрын

More like "Wait, that's illegal."

@Mauripsu

4 жыл бұрын

Could you Ora Ora them?

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

This could be a premise for a comedy horror movie. Entitled kid doesn’t get what he wants, so he goes Jigsaw on Santa Claus.

@lavish263team5

4 жыл бұрын

Op: *dresses in Santa suit* Entitled people: TO THE GALLOWS WITH YOU

Entitled Kid: "I'm not entitled, I'm just disappointed." Me: "Just? So, you ARE entitled then." EDIT: Holy shit, thanks for the likes! I never got this much likes before! :D

@Magnic_

4 жыл бұрын

Let me sum it up if i understand your logic correctly: if you are not grateful for any kind of gift, you are entitled? Because i fail to see logic in that.

@dracko158

4 жыл бұрын

@@Magnic_ True, But well, because the entitled kid complained about his tablet that his mom got him. He was being very unappreciative about the gift his mom gave him, so yeah, complaining about your gift is pretty entitled to me.

@misssanchez7860

4 жыл бұрын

@@dracko158 i think that's dumb 🤷🏻‍♀️

@FillyCheesteak

4 жыл бұрын

Dino Dracko I was the 69th like

@misssanchez7860

4 жыл бұрын

@Victor Masson its probably thier only Christmas present lmao

The Jeremy kid writing to Santa like that and the response reminds me of my Christmas in rather 3rd or 4th grade. I wrote a letter to Santa, asking ten thousand questions (not about my gifts but about Santa lore, lol) and the next morning, I woke up and on beautiful letterhead and fancy writing, I got a response back. When I learned later that Santa wasn't real, I was less heartbroken and more touched that my dad went through all that effort to make the immersion for me that much more special. Jeremy, on the other hand, is going to grow up and learn what happened and hopefully will be horrified with himself and his actions.

Who says the elves are slaves, for all we know they're paid.

Kid: calls the internet a void to complain into Internet: Is the most public place and connects people more then anything in all of human history.

@limiv5272

4 жыл бұрын

Internet: Is a place where people can shamelessly express themselves without consequences

@foreverdiceroll

4 жыл бұрын

Don't for get the off brand sites

@musictorin

4 жыл бұрын

The kid thinks it's a void because he's so entitled that he thinks the internet belongs to him. I bet he'd say something like "It'S mY wiFi ThAt mY pArEnTs pAiD fOr, So ThAt MeAnS tHe EnTiRe InTeRnEt BeLoNgS tO mE!"

@lostbutfreesoul

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who also uses the internet to 'shout into the void' I can both support and denounce the kids position. I support it because sometimes you need to get your voice out in public to help your brain move on from something it has tripped over. For some of us, myself included, this can become a form of meditation which allows us to better organize other thoughts throughout the day. In addition, it gives us a way to express concerns over something that are not important enough to go seek an expert opinion. Example: I like to throw my 2-cents on the dumper fire that is politics, laughing all the while.... it has helped deal with the last 20 years of U.S. politics. I denounce it because this kid returned to those 'shouting into the void' comments in order to defend them. Once you have started doing that it no longer becomes an exercise used to clear your own thoughts but something far more insidious. These sorts are actually *shouting into the face of others,* for they want people to reassure them that they are right or 'fail to prove' that they are wrong. These people will shift from social media group to social media group, till they get the reassurance they are seeking and can feel justified in their positions. PS: I have notifications turned off, if you want this to be something more then me posting to the void.... sorry.

@banksy4646

4 жыл бұрын

lol we all have complained online i don’t see how this is entitled

"Clearly the only option is to keep the air pods and return the kid" -rSlash

@waterwaifu612

4 жыл бұрын

elliot waterfield that’s definitely someone’s fetish

@quedeck5223

4 жыл бұрын

**Fapping noises**

@gachastocks6151

4 жыл бұрын

* proceeds to yeet kid to adoption center *

@Eddie6360

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha

I doubt they’re real slaves. Most depictions of them show elves happy with their work. Don’t turn into an EB.

If I found out I was going to Disneyland, I would be SO excited. I can't believe there are people who are so entitled that they can't even be satisfied with the literal HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.

Personally, i think the santa bit is fake. Santa doesn't answer mail.

@GiovanniCloud

4 жыл бұрын

I read this in Aku's voice.

@lugbzurg8987

4 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine "Santa" is just one of the parents. I was just waiting for Santa to say something along the lines of "The elves are compensated with a hefty salary for their labor." On the other hand, another user by the name of "Martine Robson" mentioned the following... *"Jeremy's" writing looks an awful lot like it was written by an adult trying to write like a child. It's far too controlled and uniform in it's own way.*

@quedeck5223

4 жыл бұрын

Well when you get 3 billion fucking letters in the mail do you think you'd even attempt to do one?

@MrOof-ob8uw

4 жыл бұрын

@@GiovanniCloud i tried but i only know EXTRAAA THI I I I I CCCCC So i only improvised from that voice

@musicrocker-my9mq

4 жыл бұрын

Santa isn't real that was Entitled Kids parents pretending to be Santa

I just realized that saying something like: “I can’t believe I’m early” Is what someone says when they’ve grown out of saying: “First!!!!!!”

@greatgamegal

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@guardianboreal1432

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooof.

@acrill6770

4 жыл бұрын

First!!!!!!!

@dauntingnights282

4 жыл бұрын

Fourth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@zufraelarecringe

4 жыл бұрын

Im not last but im late

Damn I am a ten year old and it hurts, like all I want for Christmas is to watch a movie with mah family which works all the time.

@bellerain381

3 жыл бұрын

You are so sweet! These kids don’t know what’s really important! I’m with you 100%!

@dawidgrasza1992

2 жыл бұрын

@Nostalgic History but Mr. Nostalgic, we all did.

Rslash: whats something you wanted for Christmas that you didn’t get actually getting my parents attention. *sob*

@LadyMythos315

4 жыл бұрын

Yo dude are you okay?.... Need to talk?

@lemon2179

3 жыл бұрын

F

the story of the girl who lost her father, I understand how she feels, my father passed away on September 12 and my uncles, his brothers made a party for the independence of my country on the 15th of September, only 2 days after the funeral , we still didn't have the ashes and they were already celebrating and wanted to have the party at my grandmother's house, my father's mother ...

Finding entitled people on reddit? Huh, guess that makes posting with proof easier

@furret8113

4 жыл бұрын

@@nflclipzking7167 lmao what

@rook7174

4 жыл бұрын

ღlizzy uwuღ there comment probably got deleted

@FallicIdol

4 жыл бұрын

That would be like finding a smug 50-year-old fat IT working on Fark, right?

4:15, wow, when i was a child, my letter to santa was like : '' i would like lego, any of them, it doesnt matter, thanks'', and this girl is asking for a iphone 11 and $4000 XD

That Jeremy kid's letters were both highly amusing and downright frightening.

Rslash: GRRRRR Me: dying on the floor laughing.

@rubixcube7053

4 жыл бұрын

*Ahhhh Perry the platypus.*

@thatmaskedboi7364

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubixcube7053 ackackackack

@rubixcube7053

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatmaskedboi7364 XD

@max_shaffer

4 жыл бұрын

I am *anger*

@WillNotHere

4 жыл бұрын

*Anger Intensifies*

4:33, you don’t put cloths on rabbits. It makes them feel like they’re inclosed and uncomfortable. Fairly sure that could be categorized as animal abuse

@breeandpurple2

3 жыл бұрын

For real they are prey animals so they are extremely sensitive you can't treat them like dogs

@coolmarioland100robloxmine5

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I'm not entitled and I dont need clothes for my bun

@AlanTuringWannabe

3 жыл бұрын

I assumed they meant a toy rabbit. Knowing it's a living rabbit makes me angry. Poor thing.

@strawberrysoulforever8336

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlanTuringWannabe They mentioned the rabbit as a present above the clothes. The only animal clothes I condone are service dog vests.

Jeremy might be spoiled and entitled, but he does know how to argue for his age. And he does have a point about the elf slaves. Just remember kids, be happy with what you got, and don't take things that aren't yours. I'm talking to you English Teacher and Plumber Boy.

The kid writing to Santa was lowkey hilarious.

Santa: You are on the naughty list Jeremy: *Reverse UNO card*

When this kid learns that Santa isn't real and he's actually threatening his parents

@jayneooi95

4 жыл бұрын

That will be so fun to see, and probably embarrassed him when he grows up.

@dnun4924

4 жыл бұрын

SaNtA Is rEal stupid

@danraskin9943

4 жыл бұрын

Parents: Jeremy we need to tell you something. It's a long story but the bottom line is santa isn't real Jeremy: yes, you mean santa isn't real anymore *proceeds to menacingly laugh in a very childish way*

@ShadePerson

4 жыл бұрын

Are they really slaves? Are they in chains?

@wesxd5292

4 жыл бұрын

@@dnun4924 do your parents receive presents from Santa?

the kid writing to santa complaining he didn't get all his gifts and name calling him and accusing him of elf slaver and treating to kill him... OMG; it's just gold!

5:00 this kid is like the guy who types regularly in caps lock.

**Kid steals switch** Op: “So you have chosen death by laps”

@lem0ncrunch

4 жыл бұрын

Wes Prang lol 😂

@MikayaAkyo

4 жыл бұрын

@@lem0ncrunch Stop that! i found that lol! So it's mine! D:

@lem0ncrunch

4 жыл бұрын

Ur right I’m so sorry plz forgive me Said- no one ever

@justaregularpersoninthiswo5636

4 жыл бұрын

Jaxsoccer 101 wait no, death by losing at MarioKart

You know it’s going to be good when it starts with, “DEER SANTA”

The best part of Christmas is opening gifts with loved ones and seeing them open the gifts you got them

4:30 Yea... she asked everything a Cisco girl needs except one thing... Spell check

The kid that wrote that massive list only needs one gift - a dictionary.

@zufraelarecringe

4 жыл бұрын

Two- a piece of coal

@Jedi_Spartan_38

4 жыл бұрын

So does the Disneyland one.

@Lagggerengineering

4 жыл бұрын

@Dušan Xmetov Oh, I used to have an extremely annoying alarm clock. You do not know an adrenaline rush until you hear that thing early in the morning and cannot turn it off because the switch is stuck. I had to find a screwdriver and take the batteries out. All the while that alarm clock was going off full speaker power. It was one of those old Bugs bunny ones.

@Futu06

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'm inclined to think that's fake - there's no reason a kid would know what incredibly specific stuff like Gucci is without knowing to add another c. Same with the Santa letter, the mistakes feel too much like an adult trying to make mistakes on purpose, whereas showing levels of ability of abstraction (i.e. elves and slavery) very unlike an actual child.

@Proserpira

4 жыл бұрын

She's eleven years old.

This story was actually posted the way I would go to Disneyland. I'm not lying, but I've actually seen the entitled kid and nice mom throw a tantrum near Indiana Jones and the BBQ spot.

@Lucky-Nick123

3 жыл бұрын

My god it must be really ashamed of this behaviour from the daughter . Little brat some people can't even effort to go there and you dare to act like that , she deserves nothing more but punishments and have no right to have good moments

Honestly the one with the kid writing to Santa was kinda funny though. Especially when he said that he should be on the naughty list because he has slaves and how he’ll kill him cause he looks slow and easy to catch lol

Jeremy: "enjoy your cookys next year because they will be poison." Bad move, don't tell the victim how they will die, then they know how to avoid it.

@foofy.friend

4 жыл бұрын

My immediate thought was for Santa to start and build an immunity to.most common poisons, but I realized there was a much more elaborate and absolutely foolproof plan: don't eat the cookies.

@musicrocker-my9mq

4 жыл бұрын

Santa isn't real

@hanezutchins2786

4 жыл бұрын

Are you saying a morbidly obese magical elf that flies in a sleigh powered by magical reindeer and breaks into people's houses ISNT real?!!

@kassiebug.

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy you idiot- hes obviously never killed someone before--

Jeremy probably doesn’t exist. His writing is too coherent for a kid.

@megarayquaza9054

4 жыл бұрын

It was even written in a Joke Mumble Way (dunno what that is)

@moiki4893

4 жыл бұрын

Be afraid you look slow and easy to kill.

@RCT3Crashes100

4 жыл бұрын

The handwriting is also too 'tidy' to be a little kid - it looks like someone trying to write badly, rather than a kid who hasn't had much handwriting experience.

@Opentil10

4 жыл бұрын

wHo PuT yOu On ThE pLaNeT UgH

6:14 reminds me about when my brother used to tell us that my family and i that he was on his naughty list. Whenever he didnt like something that happened, he threatened to put us on there. Dunno how he thought that was leverage but it was funny.

i like how 5 years start saying bad word to make themselves grown up and badass

EB: It’s my phone! Who said you can take it? Me: The Board of Education.

@vosskambassador7733

4 жыл бұрын

If he was 13 in a country where you need to be 15 to own a phone. So the government aswell not just the board of education

Kid knows how to spell “expensive” “poison” and knows what slaves are but doesn’t know how to spell “dear”

@Roderykz

4 жыл бұрын

It's obviously staged

@raizaadan8441

4 жыл бұрын

Hah LOL

@emmettmiller8524

4 жыл бұрын

he also doesn't know how to spell "writing"

@cyberqueen201

4 жыл бұрын

@@bookwormgreen4573 some people say that it looks like an adult forcibly writing in child-like handwriting, that's why it seems staged to them. Hope this reply helps!

@foofy.friend

4 жыл бұрын

Meh he might just be some nine year old, or maybe even older and he's not the brightest bulb *and* entitled. Gotta know how to spell those threat words.

Santa: "You're on my naughty list" Jeremy: "No, you're on MY naughty list" And that's now the energy I'm gonna go through life with.

Jeremy in all honesty didn’t sound that entitled. He just sounded smart. He was big spittin’ facts there😂😂

Hey, in Santa's defense, all we hear is that Elves work for him. That doesn't necessarily mean they aren't being paid in some form. Lol.

@lostbutfreesoul

4 жыл бұрын

It runs into the 'oompa loompa' problem still: If your workplace makes it difficult/impossible to spend payments received, are they true payments? Also keep in mind that 'company script' exists: Is Santa paying these elves in useless script they can only spend at the North Pole?

@demonwolf570

4 жыл бұрын

@@lostbutfreesoul You make a fair point, man. I guess the closest system to describe Santa and his Elves would be sharecropping.

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

Jinx Dragon it’s more of a volunteer/co-op thing.

"Jeremy" is well known to be fake.

@giuliacf4180

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I figured, considering it's impossible such awesome parents that write letters pretending to be Santa could raise such an awful kid

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

Giulia CF nah, it’s entirely possible.

@luvnjaden

4 жыл бұрын

the handwriting is too good

@Torsin2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@giuliacf4180 yea, imagine actually parenting your child and giving them appropriate expectations based on the everyday lifestyle of the home. Yep, clearly better to make them believe in a magical being that can get them whatever they want as long as they are "good". We didn't do the Santa thing when I was a kid and somehow I didn't turn out entitled.

@mousebutcool

4 жыл бұрын

Sean J plenty of people do believe in Santa as children and are also not entitled, though.

The phone one was a daily thing for me. We really weren't a bad class, no swearing, smoking, arguing with the teachers... Really, nothing. We were known as "the quiet class". Except for when it came to phones. One day, our school introduced an extremely strict no phone policy in the entire building, at all times. Of course, few would care. I've never seen such battles between students and teachers, ever before, or ever after. It was insane, but I've never seen anyone give up their phone without it being forcefully pulled out of hands. And kids were generally stronger than teachers, so few phones were ever confiscated. It was total mayhem, and I believe they eventually retracted the policy (or maybe just stopped enforcing it?).

Wow that kid is metal AF taking on santa like that.

Ehh. X to doubt on that jeremy kid. Sounds like an adult wrote it.

@satannstuff

4 жыл бұрын

That's an old meme, I very much doubt it was an actual kid.

@jeremybarker5510

4 жыл бұрын

The spelling from Jeremy isn't very good, so it is real. P.S. Just because my name is Jeremy doesn't mean it's the Jeremy in the letter.

@fightingfaerie

4 жыл бұрын

Also if you notice, the letters are fuzzy or pixelated while the lined paper around them seemed clear.

@MasterMedicHQ

4 жыл бұрын

It is very fake. Children don't write like that, especially ones that are learning to write and won't have grasped sentence structure fully. There would be a lot more to notice there. I've worked in classrooms for several years now. As far as EQAO for third graders go (Canadian curriculum) I would be surprised to see a clear handle on sentence structure. So, yeah. BS.

@MikayaAkyo

4 жыл бұрын

@@MasterMedicHQ I've been in a school for problematic children. You know, the entitled and bratty kind. I was put there because i didn't do my homework and didn't bring my Text Books at all (i was just really lazy) We were a mixed school of all grades and later even included problemtic Kindergarten kids (So it was 1st and 2nd year of Kindergarten and Grade 1-9 as obligatory in Switzerland (Zürich) ) I've been the Teacher's Assistant as the Class-Best of the Teens [Note: that was NOT difficult as the only kid who didn't smoke weed before and after school and actually did their homework. i still averaged on middle scores on tests and wasn't that good. Just above the rest.] (i was in 8th and later 9th grade so ready to graduate but a medical condition (and probably that my school fee was paid by a third party so they were able to squeeze them) lead to the Owner keeping me another year. (actually 3 more but i stopped attending to throw a wrench in their plans even if it meant sacrificing my graduation) I've seen kids have perfect sentence structure but write every word wrong. especially between the Kindergarten and 2nd Grade kids there. I wasn't really allowed to grade things, but was mostly sometimes asked to help the teacher by taking a bit of the stress when the youngsters were VERY problematic. We had this one kid with better sentence structure than me. But he really had no respect for older humans nor any sense of grammar. So no, it's not impossible for that letter to be real. Unlikely but not impossible.

I’ve never heard of anyone who complains over receiving free stuff. This is so bizarre. 😱

@TogeCian

4 жыл бұрын

Once at school I got white chocolate and my cousin got milk chocolate but we both like the opposites so we swapped, it wasn't a good idea because my cousin puked on 1 other student when we were lined up

The best thing about rslash is the different voice overs he makes...I love it.

5:45 well, kid got a point

Update to that jeremy kids' list: one of the older relatives was fed up and yelled "Your parents lied, santa's for younger kids, the real reason you didn't get the presents is because you're a waste of space and now they're sending you to boarding school!"

Santa: **Exists** EK: *_I'm about to wish the end of his career._*

@codyjohnson6427

4 жыл бұрын

Smart kid

@datkhornedog899

4 жыл бұрын

Problem: *Santa is God during Christmas*

@justinpettenuzzo8210

4 жыл бұрын

Krampus: I'm about to ruin this EK's life.

@datkhornedog899

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinpettenuzzo8210 *Krampus is Satan during Christmas, too* PS: I am an Agnostic.

8:02 my dads family is just like OP’s. He died a few years ago and my entitled aunt decided it was the perfect opportunity to make herself (an unemployed woman) some money. She set up a go fund me and basically used my fathers death as a way to get her what she wanted. My grandma on that side also doesn’t bother with us, except when it makes her look good. (I haven’t gotten a birthday card, or even a birthday wish, in years.) But basically I know how OP feels, having family that uses your loss as an excuse to behave however they want.

If i were santa i would cry myself to sleep knowing i would have to deliver to a brat

Psychologists: was Jeremy made or did he come out like that?

@goodoljoe752

4 жыл бұрын

was he made like a fricking genius? ngl jeremy is entitled and a smart kid like seriously he just called out S A N T A

@captainhoratiobungleiii7147

4 жыл бұрын

@@goodoljoe752 an evil genius!

@vosskambassador7733

4 жыл бұрын

Good ol Joe, he can’t spell the word dear but he could spell poisonous.

Is sad that everybody hates entilted kids, but forgot who is raising them.

@max_shaffer

4 жыл бұрын

Entitled parents, which everyone hates too

@dragonplays7988

4 жыл бұрын

True but that kids jarmamy parents where actually trying to teach there kid. Honestly if my kid wrote a letter threatening Santa Claus I would take then to see a therapist or talk with this and ask why they thought this was right

@moiki4893

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragonplays7988 I wouldn't I wou,do share it to reddit :D

@KingLaZrButBad

4 жыл бұрын

@@moiki4893 and then take the kid to therapy

@theblevinator

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragonplays7988 r/boneappletea

6:35 But the reason why Santa isn't naughty because of its, is because he doesn't treat his "slaves" like slaves. He treats them like real human beings, and probably brings them gifts too.

13:05 I'm actually on that kid's side. Disneyland sucks and is a complete waste of time and money. Better to spend the money on things your family actually wants or needs. Like how my parents, for years, didn't have enough money for me to go to university and then when they got enough money to help they burned all of it in a single trip like a couple of dumbasses. Out family could have done SO MUCH with that money, but my father insisted we waste it.

Ok in Jeremy’s defense, if he knew that his parents were the ones giving him the presents he might not be entitled. But as far as he knows Santa brought it and since he makes his “slaves” make the presents, money shouldn’t have been a problem

@burmessafox3939

4 жыл бұрын

After the second letter, the parents should've told him santa doesnt exist

u know what I would say to that christmas list: “How about you get nothing and like it”

@zufraelarecringe

4 жыл бұрын

How about A piece of coal

@Rhaenarys

4 жыл бұрын

It sounded pretty similar to my girls list lol. To be fair, I told them to put what they want, NOT what is least expensive. My youngest still believes in Santa, so she doesnt understand mommy isnt buying it, and was happy with the knock offs I was able to get. My oldest was more reasonable with her request. She knows I'm santa. My son, who's the eldest lol, is the most aware of my money situation and made it hardest BECAUSE he didnt "know what he wanted to wasnt expensive." He got clothes because of such a vague list lol. All I'm saying is if you ask them what they want, dont be surprised it ain't cheap. If they worry too much about price, you wont have much ideas on what to get, either.

@fightingfaerie

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rhaenarys Thats good she's happy with the knock offs. I honestly don't see the harm in a kid writing a ridiculous list as long as they don't expect everything on it. Just because you want it, doesn't mean you will get it. And maybe they do get one of the expensive items, but other than some clothes (and gifts from other family) thats all they really get.

I don’t know why but I’m laughing a lot at the Santa one where one sentence was just “now you have nothing”.it just sounded so out of context and threatening I love it

Disappointment stings worse than anger.

EB: "Who gave you the right to take my phone!?" T: "The Government"

@randomnuke4005

4 жыл бұрын

IM FIRST

@emmamasterson524

4 жыл бұрын

OwO rainbow I’m Second

@vosskambassador7733

4 жыл бұрын

What is he doing with a phone if he might be 13 Unless its in countries where you could get it at age 13

@AquaticBlaze

4 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

@AquaticBlaze

4 жыл бұрын

@@vosskambassador7733 1. Op said it was a she 2. Op said she was 18 I dont think you read the story

Rslash: "Keep the airpods, return the kid" Me: *hmmmm sound increases*

@phoenix5966

4 жыл бұрын

If only it were actually possible to do that

@quedeck5223

4 жыл бұрын

God I hope the kid was adopted...

EK: "You look slow and easy to kill." Santa, who literally travels the entire world in a single night: "Cash me ousside, how bout dat!

The Santa story is the exact reason I won’t be doing the whole Santa thing with my kids. It takes away from the significance of the gifts that are given.

“This is how WWIII starts.” - rSlash 18yo makes getting drafted: “You sure?”

@breadsenpaiii5876

4 жыл бұрын

Huh? 😂😂

@charisse27

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being old enough to be drafted

@enderjolt8537

4 жыл бұрын

Charisse Barnett *This was made by the under 18 Group*

@max_shaffer

4 жыл бұрын

@@charisse27 this post was made by the student gang

@quedeck5223

4 жыл бұрын

*Breaks own leg* oh no... I really wanted to do that aww shucks.

I'm pretty sure the elf's get paid, or they're volunteering.

@bcaye

4 жыл бұрын

They get room and board, plus $30/week spending money. But there is nothing to do at the North Pole, so they are all wealthy af!

@Coolerthan_u

4 жыл бұрын

M Y S L A V E S

@ahlpym

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not like Santa gets paid anything, either (unless you count cookies, which are not even a requirement for his “service”, just a courtesy). For Santa himself, it’s a volunteer thing, so why would it be different for the elves? I’m sure they’re there willingly, and are free to leave, if they want.

OP: "A sweet 16 is what all teenage girls look forward to" Me on my 16th birthday: *in so much denial about getting older that I joked to everyone in my life that it was my 11th birthday, so all my friends actually wished me a "happy 11th birthday", my dad and step-family wrote it on the card they sent me, and my mom actually bought two "1" candles for my cake* 😂

I am pretty sure that the elves are not slaves and are in fact employed at Santa's factory. That is the craziest thing I've ever heard