This choosing beggar is going to hire a $9 hitman. How would such a cheap hitman take out his targets?

@clxqc2912

5 жыл бұрын

Clothes hanger

@ellabias8224

5 жыл бұрын

paperclips

@SSGRealest

5 жыл бұрын

rSlash plastic bag

@yeboi4661

5 жыл бұрын

Nah they would take out the person who gave the measly 9 dollars

@AbrahamJF

5 жыл бұрын

As long as his target is his employer, then in any possible way

Hold up, this girl found a $100 ps4 pro with 14 games and 2 controllers and still wanted it cheaper, our planet is doomed

@Arjun-sr1lc

5 жыл бұрын

Lol...I would pay 50 extra for the kindness

@roadwarrior114

5 жыл бұрын

I found a riding mower (Tiny little rear-engine thing from 1994) with a trailer that needed a front inner tube and a steering ball joint for $125. I was really glad I got it.

@lavendercraft2515

5 жыл бұрын

Dorn worry we just kill off all the enitilted people ther may still be a chance to save our planet lol

@bradlygamez4549

4 жыл бұрын

@Jayden Low that’s about 275 American so 100 American dollars is equivalent to 145.45 Australian

@b-rabbit3654

4 жыл бұрын

I'd buy it in the blink of an eye...

"How scared do you have to be of a $9 hitman" Buddy, if a $9 hitman went after me, I'd be more scared that he doesn't actually finish the job.

@jarosawsobinski1928

4 жыл бұрын

Just pay for your life with 10$...and a dead bush.

@msbauf6634

4 жыл бұрын

Just pay him 50 dollar do you will be safe

@theonewhoyearns4804

4 жыл бұрын

You: "OK so aim the gun like this than pull the trigger." Hitman: "like this?" pulls trigger You, now bleeding from your chest: "g-good job... B-boy" *dies*

@msbauf6634

4 жыл бұрын

Lil

@LukasJosai

4 жыл бұрын

@@theonewhoyearns4804 You a Canadian by any chance?

CB: "I want that cat." OP: "It's already been adopted." CB: "I don't care! Take it from them and give the cat to me for free!" OP: "You work for Peta don't you?"

@tidepodpadthai2633

4 жыл бұрын

If they worked for Peta they would steal the cat and kill it

@DRAKO__

4 жыл бұрын

Copper Feather what does op stand for?

@winterdemon1

4 жыл бұрын

OP is traditionally used to refer to the narrator of the story in question. I honestly don't know what it stands for myself, but that's how I always hear it being used.

@DRAKO__

4 жыл бұрын

Copper Feather ok thx

@anita_loves_apples765

4 жыл бұрын

@@winterdemon1 i always thought that it stands for "original poster" for some reason

10:14 “Eat a lemon.” 10/10 insult, will use.

@gysto5632

4 жыл бұрын

ThatOneHufflepuff but I like lemons 🍋

@atroxxious

4 жыл бұрын

more than an insult that's a great thing to tell me to do Lemon gang

@gysto5632

4 жыл бұрын

Julien Swayne without either

@hayamakaily9059

4 жыл бұрын

Eat a garlic?

@theemptylegend0

4 жыл бұрын

“Go suck a lemon” is a better insult

Are we not gonna talk about how adorable rSlash’s puppy is? It’s fr*cking adorable

@skylarkdemello6980

5 жыл бұрын

Did you just censor the i in fricking?

@fcold9402

5 жыл бұрын

@@skylarkdemello6980 So, if a you use a replacement word to mean the exact same thing as a censored word, why isn't the replacement word just as offensive? This us just something I have always wondered.

@skylarkdemello6980

5 жыл бұрын

I believe a word is only rude or offensive if used in that context. Like if i said F*ck you because i dont like you, i mean it in a rude way. (Just an example I don't mean that obviously) However if me and a freind are messing around and one of us says f*ck you its meant as a freind on freind conversation peice, At least thats how I am.

@foekjebooij8063

5 жыл бұрын

Do you know what kind of dog it is?

@nathanthenamelessninja5572

5 жыл бұрын

He needs to censor it. You never know what youtube will do I be you don't.

"I will not be returning soon..." They always say that like if it was a curse, but it is a blessing when a person like that just vanishes from your life.

@Stripedbottom

4 жыл бұрын

But the biggest problem is that the people who like to say this often are very rarely true to their word.

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

i can always imagine the person start sobbing on the spot and saying, "thank you. thank you for sparing me" know they'd be freed from this hell

@michellebaker6302

4 жыл бұрын

I would reply, "Can I get that in writing?"

@Lost_idiot223

3 жыл бұрын

*two days later* Employees: why are you back here? I thought you wasn't returning?

A guy walks up to you and lightly punches you. You: "Hey dude, watch it" Guy: "I'm sorry, I'm a 9 dollar hitman, you got lucky, the killing starts at 10, have a wonderful day."

@Proserpira

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking terrifying. Torture is 11 and eternal damnation is 12??

@GermAntibody

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, he jumps straight from lightly punching to murder within a dollar? so is a hard punch like, $9.40?

@lizzarddoggo8775

4 жыл бұрын

@@GermAntibody No respectable hitman would do a hard punch for $9.40, that stuff is like $9.90

@gabbienungaray107

4 жыл бұрын

Lizzard Doggo that is so funny....I can’t stop laughing. Lol

@lizzarddoggo8775

4 жыл бұрын

@James Bissett Ive seen some things.

"The customer is always right... about to say something stupid." George Carlin

"saving it for something special" - like divorce attorney

@snoworveins1212

4 жыл бұрын

Or a hitman to come after him. Wink.

@alexandrafrancu9670

4 жыл бұрын

I adore you

@catalatus

4 жыл бұрын

Y E s

@335chr

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever it is she loves it more then her children

@haiderkarkamaz6597

4 жыл бұрын

Nope abortion

35$ by dumpster diving? Sweet jesus, what a gold mine!

@fstorm001

5 жыл бұрын

hell of a woman willing to go that far for her family

@VulpisFoxfire

5 жыл бұрын

Devil's advocate view here...some of this depends on what's so 'special' she's saving for that she's going dumpster-diving instead. Also, the story doesn't say this was entirely just to feed the kids, just to get higher-quality stuff.

@mjrhmekssh

5 жыл бұрын

@@VulpisFoxfire yeah I'm not entirely on the woman's side either tbh. She might just be one of those people who have a lot of money but never actually spend it.

@maggiesmith2600

5 жыл бұрын

@@mjrhmekssh I think you would have to be pretty motivated to paw through a dumpster. I do wish we had heard the rest of the post, however. There was obviously a part we didn't hear. Was the husband out of work or something ?

@mjrhmekssh

5 жыл бұрын

@@maggiesmith2600 sure, but she kinda reminded me of these weird moms on TV who save every single penny, go look for furniture in the garbage and recycle toilet paper just so they can save their money for a some special thing that never happens. Those don't care how strange it might seem to others to be dumpster diving. But you're right without more information we could create thousands of theories, which is why I'm kinda neutral on this.

Hold on, the Karen expects someone to let them stay at their house, and cook for them 3 meals a day, and pay 7 dollar for EACH PERSON? Hol-ee!

@MsTwinkle101

3 жыл бұрын

I ain't saying she a good digger 🤭

@gendernotfound1994

3 ай бұрын

And where do they expect everyone to sleep? One guest room for 7 people? Or are they looking for someone who has a fricking mansion?

"I wont take threats from an entitled lop sided hairstyle." Legend.

@jasondyrkacz8270

3 жыл бұрын

Abs is the man.

Lady digging through trash for coupons: "Modern problems require modern solutions."

@jasonmyers3061

5 жыл бұрын

Excellent Move

@Yukimiko0001

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't couponing a thing in America? I wish this would be possible here.

Ok, $100 for a ps4 and 14 games?!?! Wtf? Why is that so... BLOODY CHEAP!?

@Coolhand118

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@daleparker8518

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that sounds dodgy as fuck.

@julianmendoza9899

5 жыл бұрын

@@daleparker8518 That or they're just trying to get rid of it

@saeedelghoul2917

5 жыл бұрын

And it’s a pro too

@Josh_the_jester

5 жыл бұрын

I crushed the numbers the about $1,500 worth of goods

We used to say "the customers are always right.... except when they're wrong..." (Yes, I used to work at a retail establishment when I was at university.) I once saw someone buy a Christmas tree ornament; it was rung up, then the customer gave it to her kid, who promptly THREW (not just fumbled and it fell) it to the floor, and of course it shattered. The customer said "I want a refund! This is defective!" I'm glad she didn't go through MY line, or else I would have given her what-for. ("Why did you even give that brat a glass ornament?")

EK: I'm selling this for free so my dad can get me a different colored one. *Later* Dad: Ummm... Where's your computer I bought you? EK: I sold it for free so you'd get me a different color of the same computer. Dad: Im not gonna buy you another one because of what you just did. EK: **surprised Pikachu face**

@Rei_IsJustHere

3 жыл бұрын

Why is there is no reply in this comment...wait there's me...

@user-ch1ig8pz2m

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rei_IsJustHere i know right ur the only one to reply

@thunderflare59

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the dad took it and is using it for himself.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, IF Evbolution is a Lie; as some state; Feeding your family being Illegal kinda may make sense.

@kenjifox4264

2 жыл бұрын

If my kid did that I’d get him an OLD desktop tower PC and a CRT monitor to go along with it. With Linux.

That puppy... [screams in cuteness]

@ACCastell-737

5 жыл бұрын

its soooo cute (also love your slytherin logo

@allanli4593

5 жыл бұрын

Is that dinner I see there?

@kira-9756

5 жыл бұрын

Allan Li wow wow wow what’re you playing at

@allanli4593

5 жыл бұрын

@@kira-9756 uhh, pass the barbecue sauce

@kira-9756

5 жыл бұрын

Allan Li sorry dude I’m out of bbq sauce

1:02 - "Does that mean KZread is a Choosing Beggar?" My friend, that is EXACTLY what that means. Screw KZread!

@aughhhhh8304

5 жыл бұрын

Tiar Tenorio-Atoigue yet we watch it anyway 😂😂😂

@rockyroadmagic4152

5 жыл бұрын

just upload on pornhub

“If you can afford THAT then you can give me-“ No. Go take a long walk off of a short pier.

It’s so beautiful seeing how ur “choosing beggar” and “entitled parent” voices has developed and become more exaggerated in the past year😂😂💛

>"is KZread a choosing beggar?" demonetized

@littlefellsans8032

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. ;w;

@thekiaracooper

5 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile at YT HQ: RED ALERT! HE FOUND OUR SECRET PREPARE THE DEMONETIZATION,CHANEL STRIKE AND TERMINATION MISSLES!

@depressoespresso3766

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@AndrewZavadin

5 жыл бұрын

yup yup yup

@wickedweavile4612

5 жыл бұрын

KZread in a nutshell

“I won’t take threats from an entitled lop sided hairstyle”.... I CHOKED🤣

@thenecroticraptor8338

4 жыл бұрын

Heehoo I am the 69th like

@goodb3gining891

3 жыл бұрын

Shut yo skin tone chicken bone Patrick mahomes kidney stone no home flip phone google chrome disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flinstone x any Y chromosome post Malone into the unknown friend zone ass up

@thereborngoddess7203

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodb3gining891 You deserve an award!

@goths4wonwoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodb3gining891 perfect

@Blank-tm6tt

3 жыл бұрын

@@goths4wonwoo thats was copy pasted lmao

If I had done the MAC Book thing my dad would have thrown away EVERY SINGLE THING IN MY ROOM.

@bleachfanbk

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

Awww...look at Yugo. So tiny here. I love his color. Please give Yugo a 30 second clip at the end of all your videos and give him scratches for me. :)

yo about the egg guy- I had a similar interaction with my favorite small Thai food place. I told them they were the best I'd ever had and instead of asking for free curry, I gave them this compliment in person and a higher tip than usual.

@myhlosic

3 жыл бұрын

Goat 75c isn’t that expensive, what the hell? Why would they leave? I wish I could support your farm but I live in the city and we’re likely states away from eachother at best

This choosing beggars are amazing, they keep beating each other records indefinitely.

Love the egg section. As a small chicken and duck egg farmer, I get that sometimes, but thankfully my repeat customers are the opposite. With the Covid, I had to shift from Restaurants to individuals and even at a higher price than the lady was selling, I sell out every week.

WHAT???? They actually expect someone to PAY them $50 a day to let them stay with them? And then demand cooked meals too? I'm guessing everyone said not only no, but f--k no.

@ellav.1521

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I think they would be the one paying, not the reverse.

@nataliemolena

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Mama no...lol they mean they’ll pay them £50 a night cos it’s cheaper than a hotel, but they expect them to cook for 7 for that little

@dx1450

5 жыл бұрын

@@nataliemolena OK, they way it was worded it sounded like they expected someone to pay them to stay with them.

@dx1450

5 жыл бұрын

But yeah, $50 a day for 7 people + meals is pretty damn cheap.

@FrancisR420

5 жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 I would charge $50 to make a hot meal for 7 people Room & Board for like four people runs around $100 a night where I live at the cheapest

Over $100 for 60 ish sushi rolls??? Sushi is mega expensive, so if it’s under $150 then that sounds pretty good actually

@MaryArts

5 жыл бұрын

Also he could pack the leftovers. So he paid for restaurant 50$ that day and eat for 50$ the other day. Which is pretty okay sushi restaurant food for 3 people.

@blaze-8266

5 жыл бұрын

It would be about $ 1.60 each.

@evanmcauley4788

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably trash sushi.

@sandybootycheeks9471

5 жыл бұрын

TBH.

@themoose8259

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes i eat in restaurants with sushi and they are usually sround 10 to 14 dollars

"You Fed your KIDS??? That's Selfish" Me: "Your mother fed YOU??? She's selfish"

10:23 when he said you will "Rue your decision" I thought of Nevel from ICarly and completely lost it

“Can’t you give me Leo?” What to they expect? For the volunteer to get the cat back from the new owners? I don’t understand these people.

@LaineMann

4 жыл бұрын

Knowing these people, that’s exactly what they expect

@BersealiaDreamheart

4 жыл бұрын

Look, I’ve worked at no-kill animal shelter for years. You can’t ask volunteers to give out or adopt out pets as they don’t have the power or the authority to do so. Besides, once an animal is adopted, they are no longer property of that shelter. Also, you don’t demand anyone to give you the pet they legally adopted just because you want it. That’s like taking someone’s child. By the way, choosing beggar, if you have a problem with not getting the pet you wanted, then why are you complaining to a volunteer and not the shelter staff?

@naumen6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@BersealiaDreamheart commenting here is useless mate, what you said is common sense for the people who watches these videos.

@BersealiaDreamheart

4 жыл бұрын

Naumen Wait, which part about it are you talk about?

@naumen6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@BersealiaDreamheart about your whole comment. Not that I don't agree with you. I'm just saying, you won't educate anyone around here because we already are

“It should be a rule in every restaurant that the customer is always right. ALWAYS” Me, right after walking into the nearest restaurant: “you owe me 5 million dollars” Restaurant: “ok” edit: thanks of the likes this is my most liked comment

@LavaXD

5 жыл бұрын

Umm.. Did you mean customer on the first one?

@pawstrap

5 жыл бұрын

Lava XD no

@gatlinggun511

5 жыл бұрын

green toad, aren’t you a Mario character?

@pawstrap

5 жыл бұрын

Gatlingun511 Brooks from the Wii U, worst Nintendo console ever but had good games

@crazyisaiah5105

5 жыл бұрын

What a dumb ass you are. Smfdh!!! Lol haha ✌👌👎👇👊

The lady dumpster diving... I love it! It's fun and you find awesome stuff that would end up in a landfill.

“Get a real job” Says the Karen that “works from home”

“Eat a lemon” that’s my new favorite insult. Thx for the likes For the people that yelled at me that say they like to eat lemons, stop. No one cares. Eat a lemon.

@ace-4634

5 жыл бұрын

Your insult is so lame!! Ugh!! Eat a lemon!

@cagankaygii

5 жыл бұрын

When life gives you lemons, you eat them.

@demogorgon2930

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@voltsu

5 жыл бұрын

That-one- girl it’s still an insult. Eat a lemon!

@nerdybitch1526

5 жыл бұрын

I love lemons

"Eat a lemon"? Is that an insult in Australia, becuase I love it!

@melodybishop6279

5 жыл бұрын

I love eating limons! They are my favorite food!

@catherinevaz6139

5 жыл бұрын

But is it an insult?

@blazer1449

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is

@blazer1449

5 жыл бұрын

Its like saying fix your life

@Eclipse5

5 жыл бұрын

blazer 144 Wow. That's very interesting! Thanks for the input!

6:08 that puppy is so freaking adorable!! And you saying the entitlement just made it HILARIOUS

6:06 Such a cute puppy. Had to back it up and watch him again. 😊

Woman: "Do not act holy with me" NEXT EMAIL Woman: "You are so rude"

I never liked the phrase "the customer is always right" because it makes people think it gives them the right to disrespect people who work in sales or other customer services. However I hate it even more when I learned the true meaning of the phrase. The phrase "the customer is always right" actually relates to the general customer base in market research. When businesses old and new are learning about what products/services to provide they really heavily on trends or basically what is in demand by the general crowd. To learn the proper meaning of this phrase then hearing entitled individuals use it so liberally as an excuse to make unreasonable demands makes me so mad!

@mackaylacook148

4 жыл бұрын

I never liked it either

@hanezutchins2786

4 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, the origin of "the customer is always right" doesnt actually literally mean that. It means, the customer knows what they want. Society has just used the saying as an excuse to have employees put up with shitty customers without having a say in it since, well...money.

@mackaylacook148

4 жыл бұрын

@@hanezutchins2786 thanks for the info

@hanezutchins2786

4 жыл бұрын

@@mackaylacook148 no prob

@kateb.348

4 жыл бұрын

I hate that too. I have a customer, when he is near, i just get sooo fake friendly because i know he will again be rude and an AH.

10:15 “You are a rude, immature Doodyhead”. HAHAHA! I’m going to use this from now on...

I got an ad at the perfect moment. The ad started out saying "Ah I can see the problem here" right when they started to ask for free stuff

Why do People spawn 5 Children and then complain, that they're Poor...

@1500Chevy

4 жыл бұрын

Calhaora Lightsbane they’re*

@shoneywilliams4453

4 жыл бұрын

Tori spelling

@kcirrednosrednad3596

4 жыл бұрын

@@1500Chevy You knew what he meant. All these stupid fucks with their grammar correctness on fucking you tube. Quit being such a bunch of lame asses.

@GermAntibody

4 жыл бұрын

@@kcirrednosrednad3596 *KZread

@kcirrednosrednad3596

4 жыл бұрын

@Esben M Haha lmfao over here. Goddamn it that was funny.

rSlash: **doesn’t swear** KZread: *_BEGONE UNHOLY DEMON_*

@khadrahussein1071

5 жыл бұрын

KZread go home, you're drunk.

@deadaccdeadacc2134

5 жыл бұрын

Tbh I like it better when he swears xd

@Alex-qn4hz

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't KZread the demon? I propose we purge it in the name of the Holy Emperor!! PURGE THE MUTANT, PURGE THE XENO, PURGE THE DEMON!!!

@luchovargas9357

5 жыл бұрын

*Pictures kid holding the cross*

@inquisitionagent9052

5 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-qn4hz The Inquisition is hiring. I suggest you consult with your nearest recruitment officer. With due training you would make a fine Inquisitor of one of the three branches. Good day *redacted * Ordo Xenos

12:48 If he pays the hitman 9 bucks hitmans gun would be watergun

"im gonna hire a hitman on you" Goes to the ally and gives that one homeless who looks like agent 47 5 bucks to kill a guy The homeless guy takes the money and spends it on drugs, not bothering with the hit😂

Give me free eggs every week or I won’t get them anymore

@frauleinmona

5 жыл бұрын

LOLLOLL Gee, makes perfect sense, eh? 😂

@jkb4418

5 жыл бұрын

The worst thing is that they said they were vegan and eggs ain't vegan

@chrisrivera5834

5 жыл бұрын

Buy my merch I thought they said vegetarians

@frauleinmona

5 жыл бұрын

@Chris Rivera Vegetarians can eat dairy products. Vegans are the ones who don't eat dairy products.

@frauleinmona

5 жыл бұрын

@Buy my merch. No they didn't. They said they were vegetarians. And vegetarians eat dairy products.

"eat a lemon" is an amazing insult and I wish I learned of it sooner.

@vihaze6725

4 жыл бұрын

"Eat a lemon" or "Suck a lemon" is a common insult in Australia.

@espresso_depresso1864

4 жыл бұрын

But I actually do eat lemon wedges I know it’s weird

@bottinator22

4 жыл бұрын

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN. - Cave Johnson

@deadcall8458

4 жыл бұрын

I love eating lemons though

@deadcall8458

4 жыл бұрын

@@espresso_depresso1864 same! It's not weird I know a lot of people who do.

CB: hE gOt Me ThE rOsE gOlD wHeN I wAnTeD tHe SpAcE gRaY vErSiOn me, with a space gray macbook: (chuckles) *i'm in danger*

@emilydavis628

3 жыл бұрын

our names are so similar lol

@emma-wm4gx

3 жыл бұрын

Emily Davis You have the same name as my aunt, actually! My family has a literal plethora of matching “E” names. Emma, Emily, Ellie, Evelyn.

@emilydavis628

3 жыл бұрын

@@emma-wm4gx i’m an aunt emily too! how cool!

@emilydavis628

3 жыл бұрын

@Arnav Vijaywargiya that would be awesome tbh 😂

6:24 aww what a cute little puppy :3

*rSlash* : _thinks about video_ *KZread* : *_-DEMONETIZED-_*

@kingsockrat8543

5 жыл бұрын

Thats how KZread works

@kingsockrat8543

5 жыл бұрын

*Sadly despacitoes*

@nanatsumi-chan5148

5 жыл бұрын

My god, KZread be the OG Choosing beggar

@justinlemay581

5 жыл бұрын

sarcastic memer despacito

@khadrahussein1071

5 жыл бұрын

KZread go home. You're drunk.

12:44 for a ps4 and 14 games and 2 controllers 400$ is a really good deal 100$ is pretty much the same as giving it away for free

@thegrayone5666

5 жыл бұрын

A Pro no less. Holy Hell that is a steal.

@kaciekaciekacie5998

5 жыл бұрын

Well there is a $100 difference so...

@talongonz1235

5 жыл бұрын

That price is exactly insane

@roxanne1762

4 жыл бұрын

a pro too

The guy that coined the phrase "The customer is always right!" was in all certainty, a customer.

@335chr

3 жыл бұрын

Nope he was a business owner and he didn't mean it to take customer complaints seriously not that the customer is always correct

@A-Microwave

Жыл бұрын

it's cause customers bastardized the original meaning

6:15 bruh I literally have those same pajama pants 😂

Entitled lady: *Hires hitman because she didn't get something for free* Me:What are you gonna do if the hitman doesn't do it for free

@greeksinger6399

5 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t free!! It was... 10 dollars... I need the money, ok? Whatever though, I will not do business with you since you’re so disrespectful! *drives back to his manor in his Tesla model 3*

@Unknown-jd2ge

5 жыл бұрын

*hire another hitman to kill the hitman who refused to assassinate the target.*

@thewildwing8010

5 жыл бұрын

PERSON299PRO121 *but what if the other hitman doesn’t do it for free*

@pangkan270

5 жыл бұрын

@@thewildwing8010 Just repeat what PERSON299PRO121 told you to do.

@kishorekumarsathishkumar1562

5 жыл бұрын

She hires a hitman to kill the hitman

On God if my wife dumpster dived for the family I would love her for it but at the same time I would do whatever to make sure she ain't diving no more

@tendigitnumber

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. It's actually really resourceful of her, especially since those coupons WERE thrown out and would have gone to waste otherwise. My only concern is her getting hurt through this behaviour -- what if she accidentally gets cut on glass, or get stabbed with someone's used drug needle? THAT would be a valid reason to tell her to stop. I'm not judging this lady too harshly because, again, I think she's resourceful and we don't know what "special" thing her savings are going towards. I'm more concerned than anything.

@therealfactor5726

5 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Comes those rewards most likely went to an account or something like that where they could redeem them without the receipts. And it said that it was to buy better food not just food so they were clearly able to live perfectly fine off what they had. She was doing it to satisfy her wants not needs.

@leviroch

5 жыл бұрын

Nothin hotter then a chick who knows how to get shit sorted. . .

@mewmewdesigns895

5 жыл бұрын

@@therealfactor5726 that's my issue. got no problem with dumpster diving but she was only doing it so she didn't have to spend her own money. Not because she had to to take care of her kids.

@talongreenlee7704

5 жыл бұрын

I’d be fine with dumpster diving if it actually netted a worthwhile amount, but 30 bucks is not worthwhile. The danger you’d be putting yourself in from cutting yourself on glass or rusty metal, not to mention diseases you could get from doing this is not worth such a paltry amount.

The puppy! I've been hearing the puppy in the puppybloopers, and he's even more adorable than I thought!

All my kids are angels Me: so was Lucifer

Breaking news: “someone was shot, rumors say they were looking for a 9$ hitman and when they found one the hitman decided it was easier to kill them and take their whole wallet instead”

I'm suprised cupons from the trash actually worked

@animix3691

5 жыл бұрын

I found a $10 psn promo code in a dumpster once, it worked as well. I've also found many electronics that where thrown out that where thought to be broken but only needed reboots

@Swordsoulreaver

5 жыл бұрын

@@animix3691 who throws an electronic out without trying to reboot it first? Its literally the first thing you are supposed to do...

@animix3691

5 жыл бұрын

@@Swordsoulreaver most gamestops

@birdybat6658

5 жыл бұрын

Growing up I sometimes had to dumpster dive with my mom when we were in tough spots and have found some amazing items that we still have

@blidrob

5 жыл бұрын

Tampons from the trash also work.

6:43 I'd be happy If my dad bought me a rose gold anything 😑

I love your videos because your amazing voice overs of these people x) it's so great

That story has literally happened to me. my son and i were visiting my childhood home, and we took a ferry ride, and stopped at a little sea food place on the dock. i had about 50 dollars, and my OWN stupidity expected prices to be comparable to red lobster. it was NOT. and the prices were not listed on the menu, again MY stupidity for not asking for prices or clarification. when the bill came i found that the 2 of us, eating crab legs, and sharing a cake slice for dessert, was 150 bucks or so. i was mORTIFIED and so upset that this happened and i apologized so much, asking how i can fix this, explaining the situation and my own stupid mistakes of assumption. they waived the food at took my 50 dollars happily, and i offered my phone number name and address so they could get the rest of the money from me later! they refused and told us to have a good vacation. making a mistake is one thing. but being police, apologetic and NOT RUDE is ALWAYS the best!

"How scared do you have to be of a $9 hitman?" Idk rSlash, anyone who would take on murder for that little is someone who already wants to kill someone and that's someone I would fear

@maverick8113

5 жыл бұрын

Qwistina you got me there

@danconrad920

5 жыл бұрын

My expectation would be that I'd never see my $9 or the Hitman again

@Phobofeelia

5 жыл бұрын

If it's just a cheap and low quality hitman that will probably get caught and only do it once, it's me. If the hitman doesn't want so much money and is satisfied enough just by killing a victim and seeing their blood all over their gloves makes them proud and happy to do their job, it's probably my crush.♡♡

@greeksinger6399

5 жыл бұрын

me: *Gets hired as a Hitman for $9* employer: Hey man did you kill the guy yet? me: Nah... probably gonna do it next week

The voice that he does when reading the beggar/entitled person's pov is hilarious

rewatching all of these because i got covid, now youre almost at two mil, keep up the good work!!

Your puppy is so fluffy!!! “He’S sooOoO FluFfY, I’m GoNnA DiE!!!” Lol love PuppyBloopers

@Drawingodds

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. He’s dog is really Fluffy. So cute.

30$ for dumpster diving? Sounds like profit.

@reitodoroki4599

5 жыл бұрын

Sigma Ima be staring at that profile picture for a while... *I'm not a pervert*

@dx1450

5 жыл бұрын

I'd be proud of my wife if she saved that much money that way.

@kingdomeguardian8939

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna dumpster dive now

@franziska9260

5 жыл бұрын

That's freaking impressive, honestly

@Draconaa

5 жыл бұрын

yeah I'm impressed with her

Bruh the way he changes the tone in between is super dope 🤣🤣

“Doo doo head!” 😂😂😂 I love this!!

Choosing beggar logic: If the answer isn’t yes, it’s no.

Entitled mother- pfft, food is for the weak

@testickle6083

5 жыл бұрын

Heard there's a method of diet where you only eat nothing but sunlight and air. To put this in a nutshell, you're basically acting as a living organism called plant. Dunno the name.

@Whadatd

5 жыл бұрын

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction Entitled Parent- pfft, vaccines are for the weak

@tomnook4380

5 жыл бұрын

-I eat stuff tho- Yeah

@notbismarck4181

5 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile she’s dying of hunger

@stoned565

5 жыл бұрын

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction- you again?

12:27 literally just happened to me with another item, very similar pricing situation. No joking. I was told that the person just uses the item for gardening (like that matters. If the item has a certain worth it doesn't matter what you use it for), so I told her nope thanks. I could just give it for free if I go down by more than 75% of the price I want the item to be sold for.

I don't know how people could ask to stay at a stranger's house. I'm so socially anxious that I feel bad even staying at my own Nana's house, even if she invites us to stay.

$100 PS4 Pro with 2 controllers and FOURTEEN games?! Sign me the hell up!

@terrywilliams3919

5 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m saying that’s a good ass deal

@water4204

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad it can only fit 3 games before it says "NoT eNoUgH fReE sPaCe" because it's complete shit

@kenle9060

5 жыл бұрын

I'll do 101$

@bread5493

5 жыл бұрын

I deserve the ps4pro I'm an angel so give me this trash now

@lilacmars1355

5 жыл бұрын

Right? Thats basically for free

1:05 CONSPIRACY THEORY KZread IS SECRETLY A CHOOSING BEGGAR

@AmaryInkawult

5 жыл бұрын

You know shit goes down when a Temmie Avatar points this out. But seriously, yeah I wouldn't be surprised if its true.

9:50 Mark uses reverse uno card

The egg story reminds me of a farm that let you buy eggs for $.99. A locked box and paper to write down what you got and paid. An honor system. There were notes from paying $1 and the note said "How do I get my penny change?"

@serlawrenceharlem3838

3 жыл бұрын

Theres a farm that does that maybe 2.5 miles away from me. Good eggs to.

rSlash: 'exists' KZread: "this content is Not suitable for most advertisers"

@YaBoiSheen2779

5 жыл бұрын

Good one!

@johannaweichsel3602

5 жыл бұрын

And yet I still see buttloads of ads...... This is beyond science.

Selling replay buttons for 6:07 for everyone that loves his new puppy 6:07 6:07 6:07 6:07 6:07 6:07 6:07

@Boundwithflame23

5 жыл бұрын

You should give them to us for free. You're so selfish (Did I do it right?)

@sphere5761

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah good job

Awweee the pupper is so floofy ❤

10:15 that "eAt a LeMoN" had me DYING 🤣🤣

"Can i have the $30? I need it!" "Do you have something worth 30 that you'd be willing to trade for?"

@timeb0mb502

5 жыл бұрын

Peekofwar lol

@kekvult3730

5 жыл бұрын

Should've told her to get on her knees.

@Peekofwar

5 жыл бұрын

@@kekvult3730 He's probably married.

@kekvult3730

5 жыл бұрын

@@Peekofwar It isn't about sex, it's about the money...

@Peekofwar

5 жыл бұрын

@@kekvult3730 Well, I won't dictate your life.

0:45 I'm a designer and I get those types of emails all the time. They tell me I should do it for "exposure." 🙄

@kasigraham2283

5 жыл бұрын

Exposure for their whopping 15 followers/customers 😂😭😂 like no honey, this isn't a charity and I gotta eat.

@Maka-vn2ih

5 жыл бұрын

What were your worst experience with CB "customers"?

@ratgirl34

5 жыл бұрын

Just once I want to actually have need of something from a person, I dunno, a banner, shirt whatever. Message them and be all, "Hey, I really like your stuff. I can't give you any exposure but would you take (their asking price, or at least close to if they indicated they negotiate) for one?"

@Maka-vn2ih

5 жыл бұрын

@@ratgirl34 Why not a higher price than they are asking,or maybe two times higher to really get them >.)

@deebedwell580

5 жыл бұрын

Barbara Groves: Odd, when I do things for “exposure” - people grab their children, leave, and call 9-1-1. 😞

I would like to see that sushi person dine at amy's resto (amy from kitchens nightmare )

I lost it at the "Nine dollar hitman" bit. XD

Leo: has a home and is not for buying EP: I want to buy it

@naumen6508

4 жыл бұрын

"no actually I want him for free because I paid the last one I got from your shelter"

@mrevilpancakewaffle7212

4 жыл бұрын

Your right my black fluffy boi with his dank red collar with cat paw prints isn’t for sail bcs if you try to take him I will destroy every thing you love and will make sure every day of your existence will be a living nightmare... but like any one would take my fluffy boi leo

Dog: appears on screen Me: screams at the top of my lungs with the cuteness

@asnekboi7232

5 жыл бұрын

Me:runs away in fear

@SlootyBooty

5 жыл бұрын

Yes! Yes! So much yes! The cuteness is real...

@khadrahussein1071

5 жыл бұрын

@@asnekboi7232 You are so me.

@lian_boo

5 жыл бұрын

*car key sound plays*

i still cant get over how cute your dog is even after seeing him over and over again lol

When that one choosing beggar claims to have hired a hitman and you laugh it off. Then the next day 47 shows up to your house: *Chuckles* I'm in *danger*

@selfpropelledantiaircraft5633

4 жыл бұрын

Hey its 9$ you know. What kinda weapon did hitman use for 9$? Water pressure toy?

6:30 - This is not a Rose gold Macbook, this is a gold version. Some choosingbeggars, always have their nose high, instead in Google.

@mackaylacook148

4 жыл бұрын

If i saw that laptop for free I'd be sold, free laptop is a free laptop, plus the added bonus of them getting in trouble for being so entitled to sell a gift out of spite because it wasn't the exact specified item you wanted, like be happy you got anything

@lybon6972

3 жыл бұрын

This device has the same functionality but is gold instead of grey? Well im going to make my dad spend another 700 dollars and sell this one for suuuuch a low price to piss him off because he got me the wrong color

The customer is always right thing is kinda unfair for the employees.... *WHO ARE USUALLY THE RIGHT ONE*

@nulllex0099

5 жыл бұрын

By that kind of logic, you'd have to condone customers murdering staff members because they're always right.

@Ellis.S0p

5 жыл бұрын

G-g-Gacha

@thehiddenninja3428

5 жыл бұрын

@@nulllex0099 As well as getting free food, or if a customer at a bank, literally robbing everyone.

@nulllex0099

5 жыл бұрын

@@thehiddenninja3428 I'd love to see two entitled customers duke it out in a bank for the money

@Stettafire

5 жыл бұрын

Also, in retail you have to go by the price on the till because sometimes customers come in and deliberatly switch the prices to try and get reduced stuff. It sucks, but ya have to deal with it. Well, I don't anymore since I'm in a different line of work now. But you could literally see customers switching the tickets sometimes and demanding a discount. Or bringing in expired coupons with the date clearly printed on them and wondering why I couldn't accept it. Failing to realise that if I did accept it, the till would be out at the end of day (it would be down the amount the discount that I applied), and that would lead to mega problems with area managers and big bosses getting involved. Nope, not worth it. Also, in that particular place it was also a problem if a customer said 'keep the change'. No, ma'am can't do that. It ain't my money and the company can't take it either, so it royally messes everything up. One time a customer was super pushy about it and really rude. I tried to tell them why I couldn't accept it, thankfully my manager stepped in and said we can just donate the money to the charity box so no one gets into trouble.

Your Dog killed me. He/She's so cute.

I have been listening to your channel for a few months and going through your old videos...seeing a young Yugo is so cute

$9 hitman kills OP. *Later* Cop: "So, it seems the murderer smashed OP's skull with a bat, then placed a banana peel at OP's feet."

@Mo15_SAMP

5 жыл бұрын

Flawless hitman strategy...

@-bebwnlasnaga-

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mo15_SAMP I know, right?

@littlefellsans8032

5 жыл бұрын

Me: *_yes officer, and they also got Duolingo bird to take his/her family-_*

@-bebwnlasnaga-

5 жыл бұрын

@@littlefellsans8032 *Seemingly, they hadn't done their Spanish lessons.*

@littlefellsans8032

5 жыл бұрын

@@-bebwnlasnaga- me: yesh. ;-;

That’s a beautiful dog. You don’t deserve him so give him to me. But in all seriously that is a beautiful dog.

@Theyarehere6

5 жыл бұрын

You mean a GOOD BOI

@thegamechannel5593

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eYCE0qSIqbDKhqg.html

@averagehuman.3216

5 жыл бұрын

He’s gorgeous

@4n4rch1st7

5 жыл бұрын

“In all seriously” SPEECH 100

@imperialguard451

5 жыл бұрын

Swag Cookies fr thats the cutests mf dog omg

rSlash is my favorite. You are so great at doing the reading in different voices!

ABS is at it again. Bravo ABS,Bravo. This is another great posting.